All language subtitles for Black Cadillac (2003).eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French Download
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,455 Chug! Chug! Chug! 2 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,730 Chug! Chug! Chug! 3 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:53,211 Ain't that a man, huh?! 4 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,746 Whoo! 5 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:59,050 ¶ She let her hair hang down ¶ 6 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,454 ¶ She's been out on the town ¶ 7 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:05,089 ¶ I think she's fooling around... ¶ 8 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:07,625 So, how old are you anyway, Billy? 9 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,627 Oh, it's Robby, actually. 10 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,230 Robby Katzen, but you can call me Billy if you want. 11 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,899 - And I'm 20. - 20? 12 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,768 So what do you do? 13 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,337 - You work, you go to school or what? - I go to school. 14 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,306 - High school? - College. 15 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,641 - Bullshit. - No, it's not bullshit at all. 16 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:27,178 As a matter of fact, I currently attend the University of Minnesota. 17 00:02:27,246 --> 00:02:29,480 Look, you don't have to bullshit me, you know? 18 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,950 I see guys like you 19 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:36,488 Minnesota, high school, fake IDs. 20 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,357 You ain't 18 and you don't have to lie to me. 21 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,693 You're probably gonna get some anyway. 22 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,795 I am? 23 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,535 Hey, come on! Off the car! 24 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,504 Jesus! 25 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,506 Sorry... 26 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,445 Oh, my boyfriend goes to Yale. 27 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,982 I think that is just too cool for school. 28 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,652 - Hey, listen-- - You know who goes there? 29 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,521 - Yale, I mean? - Who? 30 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,158 Claire Danes. 31 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:16,227 - Do you know her? - No. 32 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,263 Do you think I look like her? 33 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,131 I mean, not the hair, but... 34 00:03:23,302 --> 00:03:26,504 Yeah, just like her. 35 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,208 I could get used to the way that you talk to me. 36 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,978 I gotta get outta here, you know? 37 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:37,515 I gotta get out of this place, this life. 38 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,220 Where is Yale, anyway? 39 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:44,656 It's in Connecticut. 40 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,060 That's far enough. 41 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,362 ¶ ...All day ¶ 42 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,366 ¶ Along come a bottle of red wine ¶ 43 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:57,134 ¶ Gonna wash my blues away ¶ 44 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:00,571 ¶ That's my excuse ¶ 45 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,507 ¶ For these wasted blues... ¶ 46 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,177 - So you wanna know how I got it? - What? 47 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:09,513 The "what" you can't take your eyes off. 48 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,050 How did you get it? 49 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:15,286 It's okay, you can tell me. I'm studying to be a nurse. 50 00:04:15,354 --> 00:04:18,722 I love nurses. 51 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:25,196 Unbuckle those pants, cowboy! 52 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,873 Oh, finally. 53 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:41,145 Okay, so, I had this dog Rinny. 54 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,947 And when my parents had a baby, 55 00:04:43,015 --> 00:04:47,552 Rinny got a little jealous, ripped into me, teeth and claws-- 56 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,655 the whole antiseptic hospital drama. 57 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,590 I knew my old man was gonna kill him, 58 00:04:52,658 --> 00:04:55,226 so I set Rinny free. 59 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,264 That's just about the kindest thing I have ever heard. 60 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,368 Well, I'm watching him run. 61 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:08,239 And I look up and see in the window the reflection of my face. 62 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:12,310 So I figure, "Why should this goddamn dog get to run free 63 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,545 while I gotta walk around looking like this? 64 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,480 Like fucking Quasimodo?" 65 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,518 So, I shot him... 66 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,787 in the eye. 67 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:25,657 Payback. 68 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:30,294 That's the story of C.J. and the dog. 69 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,534 What? 70 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:39,470 Hey, maybe I could come and visit you sometime, 71 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,506 you know, like you promised last year. 72 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,510 Yeah, sure, that'd be great. 73 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:46,978 Tomorrow? 74 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,783 I mean, we could just try it out for a while 75 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,451 and see what happens. 76 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:01,258 Crush your head. 77 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,794 Hmm, crush your head. 78 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:06,830 Crush your head. 79 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:13,771 Spare you. Cru-- 80 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,041 - Hey, zipper face. - Zipper face? 81 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,812 I can only assume you're referring to me. 82 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,247 - What did you say to Denise? - Who? 83 00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:25,482 Don't "Who?" The chick you freaked. 84 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,518 Did you grab her ass? 85 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,655 I would remember that, wouldn't I? 86 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,357 No, I don't believe I did, my fine... 87 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,925 corpulent friend. 88 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,662 Well, you sure as shit did something 'cause she said you-- 89 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,831 Stop! 90 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,533 Please, you're about to say what you think I did. 91 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,603 I'll deny it. You'll say, "Why don't we step outside?" 92 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,305 I'll say, "Okay." 93 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,607 Then out there, macho around a little bit, 94 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:51,242 then you two would kick my ass. 95 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,978 So why don't we just... save ourselves the headache 96 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:56,314 and get it on right here? 97 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,717 Besides, anything you may do to my face would be an improvement. 98 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,419 So let's let the games begin, bitches. 99 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,469 Hey! 100 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,877 - Hey, go get him! - Come on. 101 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,783 God damn it, C.J.! 102 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,019 Friend of yours? 103 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,988 Oh, hi, gentlemen! 104 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:50,034 Oh, whoa. Why don't we just take it easy? Oh, shit! 105 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,036 Man 106 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,404 Yeah! 107 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,741 C.J. 108 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,480 Shit. 109 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,515 I'll be right back. 110 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:08,052 ¶ We like rock American style ¶ 111 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,859 ¶ We like rock American style... ¶ 112 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,263 Hey, hey. 113 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,764 Hold up, hold on. 114 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:25,836 Come on! Come on, man! 115 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:28,105 ¶ Wild child, she wants to -- you ¶ 116 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,475 ¶ Walk and hit the ground, child ¶ 117 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,779 ¶ We like rock American style ¶ 118 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,585 ¶ We like rock American style... ¶ 119 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,487 Scott, look out! 120 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,793 ¶ We like rock American style ¶ 121 00:08:50,262 --> 00:08:54,365 ¶ Scared to go on top! ¶ 122 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:58,035 ¶ Oh yeah, yeah! ¶ 123 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:08,079 Jesus, C.J., always putting me in such an awkward position. 124 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:15,119 Look, if it's all right with you guys, why don't we just-- 125 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:18,188 why don't we just pretend this whole thing never happened, huh? 126 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,925 I mean, you guys look like you're cool and... 127 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,395 Look, these guys after a few brews, I know. 128 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,231 I know, they're-- they're jerks. 129 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,900 So, uh... 130 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,436 come on, guys. Let's go. 131 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,639 Let's go, go, go. 132 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,274 - Oh. - Let's go. 133 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,844 Again, again, 134 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,546 really sorry. 135 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,750 He'll be okay. 136 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,432 - Yeah! - Man, that was beautiful! 137 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,467 Just keep walking. 138 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:07,137 Stop walking like that. You guys didn't do anything except almost get killed. 139 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,040 Christ, I can't leave you two for a second. 140 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,441 Sorry, Dad. 141 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:13,277 Listen, there's someone in the Saab. 142 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,113 - Cool. - Someone? 143 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,948 Is this a sexless someone or does this someone have a sex? 144 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,818 Shut up. Now I hope you two will behave 145 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:24,555 and not be complete slobbering zit factories. 146 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,693 - This sexless someone has split? - Huh? 147 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:33,631 In the car. 148 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,769 Oh shit, come on. Go, go, go! 149 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,974 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 150 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:47,044 - Robby: Go, baby, go! - So long, cheeseheads! 151 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:50,281 - And good night, Wisconsin! - Whoo! Whoo! 152 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,085 Whoo! That was beautiful! We Eastwooded the joint! 153 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,421 Those clowns went down like bowling pins, man. 154 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,192 Bap! Wah! Pah! Whoo! Pah! 155 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,595 Hmm, the sexless someone wears Chloe? 156 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,698 So why'd you start the fight... this time? 157 00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:10,367 Why do you always think it's me, Scott? 158 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:14,371 - Because it always is? - Oh, hey, hey, 159 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,407 so I'm sitting in the bar, 160 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,443 and I look out the window, 161 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,345 and I see this Saab just swaying away like a ship at sea. 162 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,248 Now tell me, what set that Saab a-rockin'? 163 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,884 You know, a Yale man doesn't discuss such matters. 164 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:30,154 - Oh, we need details! - Lurid details, Yalie. 165 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,155 I have details. 166 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,892 All right, for the first time in my life, I have details! 167 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:38,462 She pins me against the wall and sticks her tongue halfway down my throat. 168 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,231 - I think I'm gonna gag, but I-- - Very brave of you, my son. 169 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,900 And then without me having to ask, 170 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,102 she drops down to her knees and she-- 171 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:49,039 she starts doing things I've only seen on the internet, man. 172 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:52,609 Oh-oh-oh! This night is gonna be a classic, man! 173 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,244 A flat-out classic! 174 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,547 The last stand of the Three Musketeers! 175 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,983 Ah, two and a half, little brother. 176 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,685 Look, I don't wanna get all "Felicity" all over the place, 177 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:04,321 but I sincerely want to thank you guys 178 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,624 for bringing me along on your annual pilgrimage 179 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,226 to the wonderful land of the fake IDs. 180 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,896 But I gotta say, C.J., 181 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,864 man, one of these days... 182 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,733 One of these days what? 183 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,402 One of these days you're gonna get us into something 184 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,537 Scott's not gonna be able to get us out of. 185 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,973 Never gonna happen. 186 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:26,143 Not in a million, jillion years. 187 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,312 Because Scott-- 188 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,648 Scotty-- Scott-tay is "the man," 189 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,151 the man with the plan. 190 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,788 Ain't that right, Scooter? 191 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,891 - Take it easy. - Hey, I'm easy. I'm just saying-- 192 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,093 Well, maybe you don't say so much, okay? 193 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,237 How come you keep lookin'? 194 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,273 There's this car that's been behind us the last couple miles. 195 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,409 - So what? - They keep creeping up, 196 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,344 and backing off, okay? It's weird. 197 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,250 It's big, that car. 198 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:14,091 I think this may be some of my fans from the bar, huh? 199 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,094 - Oh, great! - Just relax, okay? We don't know who they are yet. 200 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,167 Oh! A Cadillac 201 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,836 El Dorado, 1957. 202 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:29,006 Oh, man! It's so tough! I love that car! 203 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,475 I love that car more than I love myself. 204 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,610 The car's a goddamn dinosaur. 205 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,013 Yeah, a dinosaur that eats Saabs for breakfast. 206 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:39,083 Oh, yeah, it's all coming back to me now. 207 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,285 - What? - The reason your ass sits in the back. 208 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,294 What the hell are they doing? 209 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,303 I guess they're not fans of mine after all, 210 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,906 and I'm guiltless at last. 211 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,274 Adios, Caddios! 212 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:09,280 Hey guys, I gotta take a leak. 213 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,616 - Are you kidding? - Dude, I never kid about such matters. 214 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,118 Why didn't you go at the bar? 215 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,053 Because I was too busy trying not to get killed! 216 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,854 Well, just hold it for a while. 217 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:21,458 I wanna put some miles between us and that bar, so just hold it. 218 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,560 Dude, I have been holding it for a while, 219 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,264 silently, uncomplainingly. 220 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,667 - Mute, like a martyr? - Dude, if you guys don't pull over right now, 221 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,669 I'll pee right here, 222 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,838 and let that be on your conscience 223 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,506 - and your upholstery. - Whoo! 224 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:39,009 - Robby: Jesus! - Whoo-hoo! 225 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,644 - Come on! - Whoo! 226 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,980 Come on, guys, not the lake! 227 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,849 - Oh my God! - Whoo! 228 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,005 Whoo! 229 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,378 I don't wanna sound like anyone's mom or bring anybody down-- 230 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,514 - I can't hear you. - I'm just saying 231 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,782 and feel way free to correct me if I'm wrong, 232 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,719 but this is almost spring, right? The ice can be very, very-- 233 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,955 - Very, very what?! - Thin! 234 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,090 Thin is what I'm saying, very thin! 235 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,124 Whoo! 236 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,659 This is good, huh? Fast enough? 237 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,795 Yes, fast enough. This is way fast enough! 238 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,916 Robby, I believe you wanted to whiz. 239 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,484 Whiz. 240 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,433 So... 241 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,501 tonight, man. 242 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,238 Yeah, I guess this is it, huh? 243 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,007 I guess so. 244 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,643 So you're really gonna do this? 245 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,012 Just get on a tanker tomorrow? 246 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,649 - Tomorrow. - And do what? 247 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:29,953 Just go up and down the Great Lakes for like three years? 248 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,955 Sounds really bleak, man. 249 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,158 Nah, not bleak. 250 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,460 Romantic. 251 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,296 Yeah, I'm gonna read a lot of books, man. 252 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,033 Hemmingway, Jack London. 253 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:46,470 Swap lives with the crew, write my novel. 254 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,542 Okay, all right, or maybe I'll just get drunk every night 255 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,610 and pass out like my old man. 256 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,645 - Right. - Yeah? 257 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,883 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds little more realistic. 258 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,987 You came all the way from Yale just to say goodbye? 259 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,623 A sorta goodbye. 260 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,994 More to celebrate a rite of passage. 261 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:16,032 You know, maybe we should-- nah, I don't know. 262 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,035 Talk about it. 263 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,437 - Talk about what? - You know-- 264 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:24,341 what was? 265 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,343 What happened? 266 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,412 What do you want me to say? 267 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,581 Do I have to hold up a cue card, man? 268 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,285 You know what I want you to say. 269 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,025 Oh, shit. 270 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,330 I told you, Scott. I told you it's too thin! 271 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,101 Holy shit. 272 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,069 Okay, don't panic. Don't panic. - Okay. 273 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,071 All right, listen to me. Listen to me. 274 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,407 Just get up real slow on all fours. 275 00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,343 Okay, just keep moving, chief. 276 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,678 All right, this should work. 277 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,882 - Should? - Boy Scouts. 278 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,184 All right. 279 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,186 Crawl over me. 280 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,454 - Easy. - Here we go. You made it. 281 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,827 - Whoo! - All right. 282 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,563 Okay. 283 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,264 Whoa. Oh my God. 284 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,168 Oh my God, you're unbelievable. Thanks, you saved my life! 285 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,270 - You're my hero, I swear to God. - Hey, hey-- 286 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,972 - don't get all gay, okay? - Oh, right. 287 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:33,110 Oh, shit! 288 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,112 Go, go, go! 289 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,813 Whoo! 290 00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:41,785 - C.J.: Go, man, go! - Go! 291 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,388 Keep it coming! We're home free! 292 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,865 ¶ I wanna be a Kennedy... ¶ 293 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,867 How many more miles? 294 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,870 Oh, to the Minnesota line? 295 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,871 About 90. 296 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,874 You in a hurry? 297 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,077 - Sort of. - For what? 298 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,080 Right. 299 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,083 Your future. 300 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:15,352 Yale. Skull and bones. 301 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,489 All that shit. - Well, I have deep concerns about my future. 302 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,525 You're in high school. You don't have a future yet. 303 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,260 He wasn't talking about his future. 304 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,596 - He was talking about his virginity. - I was not! 305 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,366 Okay, I was. 306 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,435 My virginity haunts me. 307 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,403 Bullshit. 308 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,505 You wear your virginity like a thorny crown. 309 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,941 See, that's one of those things that you always say, 310 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,711 and it sounds like it means something, but it doesn't. 311 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,714 Robby, would you please stop talking about your virginity? 312 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,516 You know what Granddad once said to me? 313 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:50,487 He said, "People equate silence with brilliance, 314 00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:53,524 and stillness with depth." 315 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,192 Yeah, uh-huh. 316 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,628 That reminds me of what my grandfather used to say. 317 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,896 "Tell your Grandmother I'll be home just as soon 318 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,566 as I get my Johnson out of this heifer. 319 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,370 ...and stillness with depth. 320 00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:12,709 Oh, busted. 321 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,680 Me get a DUI, underage! 322 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,381 Shit! We're so going to jail! 323 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,849 No we're not, Robby. 324 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,486 As long as you don't break into some sobby confession. 325 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,222 And C.J., just keep your mouth shut. 326 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,990 We're not going anywhere but home. 327 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,038 Good evening, Officer. Is there a problem? 328 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,106 There sure is. 329 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,547 Bless you. 330 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,017 The problem is mine. 331 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,787 My cruiser, it froze to death on me. 332 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,790 If I was in Oshkosh, I'd have back up, but-- 333 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:03,360 not out here. 334 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,696 Don't you have a radio or something to call for help? 335 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,133 Well, I am the help in this town. 336 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:13,437 How about a ride? Come on, I'm freezing my stones out here. 337 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,647 Whoa, what a night. 338 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:26,916 Wind like that, turn your head around. 339 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,288 There's a joint-- 340 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,990 about three miles up the road. 341 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,993 Highway 50. I'll call my brother. 342 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,165 Robby: Boy, it's cold out there. 343 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,234 Hell, you can say that again. 344 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,336 Coldest night on record for this time of year 345 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,972 and my cruiser freezes to death on me. 346 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,508 I've got to be the only cop in the universe 347 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,343 still driving an '86 Chevy. 348 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,579 - Charlie Harmon. - Oh, Robby, Robby-- Robertson. 349 00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,316 Yeah, so, you guys from Minnesota? 350 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,222 Plates. 351 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,525 Well, welcome to Wisconsin. 352 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,865 This is a nice car. What kind of car is this? 353 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:19,035 It's a Saab. A Saab 900S 354 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,639 - Whew! Ain't she killer? - Yeah. 355 00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:25,142 So what brings you boys to the dairy state? 356 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,045 We're... 357 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,647 on our high school debate team. 358 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:35,285 - Oh. - Yeah, we just got back from quarterfinals of... 359 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,822 - The Midwest Regional-- - Debate-off. 360 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,590 Oh. 361 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,994 - How'd y'all do? - Oh, uh, we won. 362 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:47,397 Yeah, and next week, on to the semis. 363 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,000 - There you go. - Whoo! 364 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:53,169 Whoo! 365 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,478 Where did those come from? 366 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,080 You guys! Have you been drinking?! 367 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:07,050 All right, everybody. Knock it off. 368 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,487 "Debate-off." 369 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,624 Look, you guys saved my sorry ass tonight 370 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:17,628 and I'm off-duty, so just relax, all right? 371 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:21,064 And you-- selling out your pals, 372 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,665 you little weasel. 373 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,035 Yeah, you little dipstick. 374 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,837 Yeah, nice brother you are. 375 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,574 So what did you boys do tonight? Did you go to the roadhouse? 376 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,208 Hey, how'd you know that? 377 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:35,211 Son, I too was once underage. 378 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,749 Did you get lucky? 379 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,485 Of course you did. 380 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:43,320 If you can't get lucky at the roadhouse 381 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:46,389 you might as well snip it off and mail it in. 382 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,859 Well technically, I got lucky. 383 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,028 Yeah? - Yeah. See, I was dancing with this one 384 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,197 and she had a really thick bra strap, you know, 385 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,765 which indicates, you know, pendulousness. - Mm. 386 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:57,700 And her bra, it was black, you know? Oh! 387 00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,636 And everyone knows what that means, huh? 388 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:01,905 - Bonesville. - Exactly! Yeah! 389 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,840 That's what I thought, you know. But, uh, 390 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:07,010 her breath, it wasn't perfect, but I was willing to make allowances. 391 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:09,613 I was just at the city limits when C.J. got into a fight 392 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,615 and all roads to Bonesville... 393 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:13,951 blockaded. - Mm. 394 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,553 What was the fight over? 395 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,822 I have a lot of unresolved issues. 396 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,326 Did you fight too? 397 00:24:23,394 --> 00:24:26,730 - Only when I'm with C.J. - Yeah, I'm the fighter. 398 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:30,601 - Scott's the lover. - Charlie: Mm. 399 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,969 Scott doesn't talk. 400 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,972 He's busy equating silence with brilliance. 401 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:40,477 - That's smart. - C.J.: Yeah. 402 00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:43,614 What is that, Pez? 403 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,650 I haven't seen one of these since... 404 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,819 Well, it's either Pez or junk, Charlie. 405 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:50,821 - Yeah? - Yeah, your call. 406 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,957 What's that smell? 407 00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:57,427 Smells like perfume. 408 00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:02,099 Say... you boys... 409 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,368 you ain't kinda, you know, "funny," are you? 410 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:10,006 Huh? You're hilarious, Chaz. 411 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:14,277 Shit. 412 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,282 You've got something there on your 413 00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:21,618 nice, clean letter jacket, Scott. 414 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,954 Looks like lipstick. 415 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,190 - Right there. - Mm. 416 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,524 Mm. 417 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:34,731 ¶ Lipstick on your dipstick ¶ 418 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,834 ¶ Told a tale on you. ¶ 419 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,140 - It's ketchup, okay? - Uh-huh. 420 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,542 Well, we can't have the Yale jacket besmirched. 421 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,145 That looms large in his legend. 422 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:53,049 My brother-- All-Ivy League Quarterback, two years running, Yale. 423 00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:54,651 - Oh, great. - Yeah. 424 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:58,221 The guys from the Browns and Vikes are already scouting him and Reebok-- 425 00:25:58,289 --> 00:26:01,458 Why don't we just pull over and form a small religion around the guy? 426 00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:04,026 Maybe make him a shrine of ice and call it a night, huh? 427 00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:06,029 Hey, look, all I'm saying is... 428 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,031 it's more than a letterman's jacket. 429 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,033 It's, uh... 430 00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:12,536 - I don't know. What would call it? - Holy raiment. 431 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:15,738 Yeah, okay. 432 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:18,641 Look, all I'm saying is my brother's never lost at anything. 433 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,443 Anything. 434 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,246 We call it The Streak. 435 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:28,451 You want to take a right up here on Cedar, Scott. 436 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,403 I think those guys are back. 437 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:49,038 Who? 438 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,519 They sure are friendly. 439 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:14,597 What the hell's the deal with this clown? 440 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:17,333 These guys friends of yours? 441 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:22,104 Charlie, are they acting like friends of ours? 442 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:24,908 You should've slammed on your brakes, 443 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:28,111 - taught those fuckers a lesson. - That's nice language, son. 444 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:30,680 The language comes with the face. 445 00:27:30,749 --> 00:27:33,984 - Know what I'm saying? - Sure do. 446 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,554 This is what comes from the hunt. 447 00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,359 You must have some issues your own self, my friend. 448 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,362 I don't have issues. 449 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,964 - I don't sit on things that long. - How'd you get yours? 450 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:51,367 Me and my brother were deer hunters, 451 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:54,037 but we don't use guns; Bow and arrow, 452 00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:55,672 in the name of the sport. 453 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,673 Chuckles, how manly. 454 00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,877 I hit this deer-- one shot, clean through the heart. 455 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,878 I go to gut it, 456 00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:04,781 but the buck has life in him yet. 457 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,983 He swings his antler, and the damned point 458 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:09,686 cuts me right here and just goes-- whack! 459 00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:11,688 I knew what the old buck was thinking-- 460 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:13,690 "heart for a heart." 461 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,691 That's the way of things, isn't it? 462 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:21,231 - Yours? - I got this Uncle Jimmy-- 463 00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:24,234 tripwire vet. 464 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,837 Crazy dude-- 'Nam zombie. 465 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,838 Takes me trout-fishing by moonlight. 466 00:28:28,906 --> 00:28:30,840 He says that's the best time. 467 00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:32,842 What the hell do I know? 468 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:35,011 So, dumb ass that I am, standing too close, 469 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,081 Uncle Jimmy casts and hooks me. 470 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:41,851 Freaked and pulled away leaving half my face on the line. 471 00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:43,853 And that's the story of me and Uncle Jimmy. 472 00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:47,390 I call it "When You Wish Upon a Scar." 473 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:50,026 The thing about a scar-- 474 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,429 you shouldn't try to hide it. 475 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,997 You know, wear it like a badge. 476 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,801 That way, it takes on a kind of beauty. 477 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,171 Chicks dig scars. 478 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,007 You find that to be the case, C.J.? 479 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:07,544 I'm gonna miss you, Chuckster. 480 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:09,379 But I can't say when. 481 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,887 What the hell are they doing? 482 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:23,259 Charlie, maybe you should do something, being a cop and all? 483 00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:27,297 Oh man. I'm off-duty and way too tired to deal with jokers like this. 484 00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:28,698 Just go around 'em. 485 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,377 Well, so long, Caddy. 486 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,246 Have a nice life. 487 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,844 Shit. 488 00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:36,199 - What do they want? - What do you think they want-- 489 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:39,101 they want to drag. You gonna give them what they want? 490 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,437 With you in the car? 491 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,840 I think I'd like to keep my license. 492 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:45,842 I told you, I'm off-duty. 493 00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,444 If it was me, I'd kick their asses. 494 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,680 You do what you want. 495 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,788 Come on, go for it. 496 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:54,744 Oh shit. 497 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:56,746 Jeep. Jeep! 498 00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,455 Very nice. 499 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,935 Hey, you want me to drive, huh? 500 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:31,314 - Why are we following them? - I'm not following, I'm losing. 501 00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:45,494 Holy shit! They're killing my Saab! 502 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,231 Who are these guys? 503 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:56,239 - Oh shit. - Scott, back off. 504 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,812 Scott, we gotta get in that lane! - C.J.: He's right this time. 505 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:04,747 Scott! 506 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,484 Jesus! Oh God! 507 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:22,665 Holy shit. 508 00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,435 Now that was excellent! 509 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:28,437 Whoo! 510 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,713 Look at my goddamn car, man. 511 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:40,717 Well, perhaps now is a good time to re-evaluate 512 00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,219 your over-the-top attachment to material things. 513 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:46,589 I gotta hand it to you, Scott, 514 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:48,891 you're one mean mother behind the wheel. 515 00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:51,795 Look what those crackers did to my car. 516 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,963 I told you, Scott, you don't mess with the Caddy. 517 00:33:55,866 --> 00:34:02,205 Sorry. 518 00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:04,106 Whoa. 519 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:06,843 God. I tried to call my brother. 520 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:10,613 The lines are down. That's a bad storm! 521 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,649 Don't they give you some kind of walkie-talkie thing? 522 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,985 Yeah, right. 523 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,489 We gotta get to a phone. 524 00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,658 - I'm gonna call Mom and Dad. - No, you're not. 525 00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,928 Well, then you call them. 526 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,397 I'm sure they'll listen to Mr. All-State. 527 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:30,400 Hey, Robby, Dad can't know about this. 528 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,401 That's death. You know that. 529 00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,936 Yeah, I know. 530 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,339 Must be tough being the little brother. 531 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:39,943 Invisible in the light of the hero? 532 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,778 Hey Charlie, 533 00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,613 you talk like you know us. 534 00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:45,615 You don't know anything, 535 00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:48,450 so enough of the backwoods psychiatry, okay? 536 00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,686 It's just making things worse. 537 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,089 You had to come all the way to Wisconsin to get laid? 538 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,558 They don't have girls back at Yale? 539 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,559 Well, they do, 540 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,230 but they're all kind of Jodie Foster-ish. 541 00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:03,599 And my man Scott? 542 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:06,069 Well, he likes 'em a little road-tested. 543 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:08,071 Is that the way you like 'em, Scott? 544 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:11,374 A little dusty? A little dirty? 545 00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:14,677 Charlie, what the hell do you care? 546 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,648 Storm took the power. 547 00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:21,484 Everybody out. 548 00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:32,528 What the hell is that? 549 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,571 Okay, what the hell is this? 550 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,641 Well, it isn't fan mail. 551 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:48,244 Sin? 552 00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:50,246 What sin? 553 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,949 Will find who out? What the hell does that mean? 554 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:57,153 It means Wisconsin is getting too weird 555 00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:00,390 and I really really want to go home. 556 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,691 I'm just looking for a ride down the road, 557 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,361 and I'm off-duty so I don't make any judgments, but... 558 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,931 what the hell you boys been up to? 559 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:15,004 This shit ain't coming off, man. 560 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:18,708 Did it just get darker? 561 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:24,980 Okay, let's deal with it, huh? 562 00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:27,683 What's "it"? Who did what, and who wrote that note? 563 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,552 The guys in the Caddy. 564 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,754 - It has to be. - Okay, so who did what? 565 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,656 C.J.? 566 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,862 Well, I did sorta make this one chick leave it in her pants. 567 00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:41,630 - What did you do? - Chuckles-- 568 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,632 I never do anything. 569 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,869 I just said some stuff and this chick got all geeked. 570 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,871 I mean, God-- Wisconsin chicks? 571 00:36:48,939 --> 00:36:50,873 So sensitive. 572 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:54,344 I tried to have sex with that girl back at the bar. 573 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:59,616 Jesus, maybe she has a big, mean boyfriend or something, huh? 574 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:02,451 Jealousy-- it's a killer. 575 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,219 Oh God. 576 00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:06,388 Yeah, great. I come to Wisconsin to get laid. 577 00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:08,858 I don't get laid and now I'm gonna get killed for it. 578 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,660 Just calm down, Robby. It's nobody's boyfriend. 579 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,662 This is just random shit. 580 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,499 The note is just a mind-game, so just relax, okay? 581 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,334 I told you I'm gonna get you home. 582 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,203 Okay. 583 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,204 Gosh, Scotty, 584 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:23,939 I wish you were my big brother too. 585 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,310 Where are we? 586 00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:30,312 At the intersection, take a left. 587 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,314 A couple of miles and I'm out. 588 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:48,764 Anybody got any breadcrumbs? 589 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:04,781 What is the deal? 590 00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:15,991 Charlie, that road they're leaving open? 591 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:18,460 Does that get us anywhere? 592 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,462 Sure. 593 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:22,465 Deeper into nowhere. 594 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,400 And Scott? I'm off-duty 595 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,435 and I got a wife waiting. Let's go. 596 00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:29,037 You guys get the feeling they're leading us somewhere? 597 00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:31,040 Scott, given our lack of choice here, 598 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,775 I suggest we take what we're given. 599 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,776 Charlie, you're a cop. 600 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:38,147 What would you do? 601 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:40,883 Listen to C.J. Take that road 602 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,818 and get us the hell home. 603 00:38:44,689 --> 00:38:47,990 - Charlie, let me ask you a question. - Shoot. 604 00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:52,428 Why would I want to go where they want me to? 605 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,175 Yee-haw! 606 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:08,176 Whoo! 607 00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:10,846 Oh, that Caddy's history! Scott, you da man! 608 00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:12,782 Yeah! Those mothers are toast! 609 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,783 Did I not tell you? Did I not? 610 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:16,786 My brother, man, he never loses. 611 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,121 Whoo! The Streak lives! 612 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,623 - Ha-- ahh! - Oh, Jesus! 613 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,311 G-go, Scott! Go faster! God! 614 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:47,716 Oh, shit! Scott! 615 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:07,837 Scott: Oh, come on! 616 00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:11,606 Why are they doing this?! 617 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,868 All right, now that we've gotten our ya-ya's out, 618 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:42,772 pull over, I'm gonna put a stop to this. 619 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,046 Slow down, man. 620 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,650 Scott, back off! 621 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,921 Slow down, Scott! 622 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,522 Come on, now. 623 00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:03,792 - C.J.: Scott, stop! - Charlie: Look out! 624 00:41:19,444 --> 00:41:21,143 Oh shit. 625 00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:28,684 These fucking guys! 626 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:30,452 They're trying to kill us. 627 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:33,756 Oh Jesus, Scott, they're trying to kill us. 628 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,761 I'm okay, by the way. 629 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:43,131 Why is this happening to us? 630 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,134 I don't know why this is happening. 631 00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:47,970 I just wanted a ride home. 632 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,838 They want us dead, Scott. 633 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:54,543 They don't want us dead, Robby. 634 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,512 They want him. 635 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:05,287 Hey, Charlie. 636 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,324 How come you were so hot for me to drag those guys in the Caddy, huh? 637 00:42:08,393 --> 00:42:10,325 And why didn't you flash your badge 638 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:12,661 when we were sitting back there? 639 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:15,297 You wanted to get away from them, didn't you? 640 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,166 Jesus Christ, Scott. What are you doing? 641 00:42:18,235 --> 00:42:20,636 Look, before we picked up Charlie, 642 00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:23,072 nobody was trying to run us off the road, 643 00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:25,374 nobody was scratching this spooky 644 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:28,010 biblical crap on the windshield. 645 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,012 After we pick him up 646 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,983 there's nothing but this shit. 647 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:37,486 They want you for your sins. 648 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,156 Isn't that right, Charlie? 649 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,659 Yeah, the message on the windshield-- 650 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,661 I'm not one to judge, Chuckster, 651 00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:49,497 but what'd you do? 652 00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:52,501 Hey, whatever it is... 653 00:42:54,338 --> 00:42:56,272 you're not dragging us down with you. 654 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,240 No. 655 00:42:58,309 --> 00:43:00,342 You're going back to Yale. 656 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:04,013 That's right, Charlie. 657 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,915 And you're staying here. 658 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:07,916 Come on, guys, let's go. 659 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:12,888 Have you lost your mind? 660 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,991 We can't just leave him here for the Caddy or the cold. 661 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,093 He's a cop. Jesus, Scott-- a cop! 662 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,629 Here's a flash, chief-- 663 00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,632 he's a bad cop. 664 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,567 And whatever bad-cop shit he did to those guys 665 00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:28,070 is between their ass and his, and not mine. 666 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:30,072 Look, I say we give him a ride. 667 00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:33,442 It's just a couple more miles. 668 00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:35,444 This is not a democracy. 669 00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:37,446 - He stays. - My young friends, 670 00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:39,948 this is something you're going to have to live with. 671 00:43:41,585 --> 00:43:43,585 We all have nights where we're revealed. 672 00:43:45,355 --> 00:43:47,022 This is yours. 673 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,593 Okay. 674 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:53,228 If I wanted to, I could draw my weapon 675 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:56,132 and commandeer your car and be down the road in a second 676 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,233 and the law would be on my side. 677 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,218 Come on, get in the car! 678 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,220 Get in the goddamn car, Robby! 679 00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,089 - Come on, Robby. - Go, go, go! 680 00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:37,272 - Jesus! They shot him! - They killed him! 681 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:40,142 - Oh, shit. - Scott, we should have let him back in! 682 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,678 I know! We just have to keep going-- get home. 683 00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:45,414 Dude, home isn't gonna fix this, Scott, what we just did! 684 00:44:49,653 --> 00:44:52,888 Listen, guys. What we did, we had to do. 685 00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:55,057 And now we're just gonna have to walk with it. 686 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:56,959 Dude, I am not walking with it very well. 687 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:58,760 Look, it was him or us! 688 00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:00,996 - I know. - And now they got who they wanted, 689 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:03,098 and we're done. We're done with that Caddy. 690 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:06,402 It's over and we're not gonna say another word about this. 691 00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:09,938 We're done talking about it, all right? I mean done. 692 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:11,607 Dude, it is not done, Scott. 693 00:45:11,675 --> 00:45:13,575 We gotta call the police. He was a cop! 694 00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,711 - Jesus, we let it happen! - Scott: Robby! 695 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,780 Do you think those guys in the Caddy are gonna go to the police? No! 696 00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:21,851 The police are never gonna know anything about us, all right? 697 00:45:21,919 --> 00:45:24,052 Now, I don't know who that guy was, 698 00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:26,989 or why those guys in the Caddy wanted him dead, 699 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,824 but I do know that I'm going back to Yale 700 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,659 and C.J.'s hopping a tanker tomorrow, 701 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,428 I'm taking my little brother home, 702 00:45:32,496 --> 00:45:35,597 and we're never gonna say another word about any of this to anyone. 703 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,369 I'll get you home, Robby. 704 00:46:31,588 --> 00:46:34,089 Everyone in the car that thinks the storm did this, 705 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:35,991 raise your hand. 706 00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,829 Where are they? 707 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:07,155 - Fuck. - We can't go back, we can't go forward. 708 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:12,628 We could take that road that happens to be right in front of the tree. 709 00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,300 They're leading us deeper into nowhere. 710 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:20,302 I'd rather be led than caught. 711 00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:51,667 Scott, this is awfully romantic. 712 00:47:51,735 --> 00:47:53,736 I know what I'm doing. 713 00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:09,351 We'll wait the bastards out. 714 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:14,056 Hey, kill the engine. He can see our exhaust. 715 00:48:44,754 --> 00:48:46,688 Just keep going, baby. 716 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,790 Just keep going. 717 00:48:53,863 --> 00:48:56,531 I mean, what do they want? They got Charlie. 718 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,533 Witnesses. 719 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,037 They gotta get rid of the witnesses. 720 00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:05,907 - I didn't ask to be a witness. - Nobody ever does. 721 00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:08,377 Man, I wonder what Charlie did. 722 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,379 Whatever it was, 723 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:12,380 I hope it was worth it. 724 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,217 Where the hell are we? 725 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,486 We're so lost. 726 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:20,655 There's a map in the glove compartment there. 727 00:49:26,096 --> 00:49:28,463 No, no, no. Come on, come on. They'll see the light. 728 00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:30,965 I got one of these fluorescent tube things in here. 729 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,638 Give me that. 730 00:49:36,706 --> 00:49:38,640 Okay, the thing with maps is they only help 731 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,642 if you have kind of an idea where you are. 732 00:49:40,710 --> 00:49:42,277 We have no idea where we are. 733 00:49:42,345 --> 00:49:44,279 Okay, well... 734 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:47,249 we'll look at the map, find that really spooky tree 735 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:49,251 we drove past like three times 736 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:53,255 and then go left to the rusted tractor 737 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,657 and then go to right to that shack where 738 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:58,594 I'm pretty sure someone was killed. - Look, will you shut up? 739 00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,596 I'm trying to get us out of here. 740 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,564 Where the hell is the Minnesota line? 741 00:50:02,632 --> 00:50:04,565 We're never getting out of here. 742 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,138 I can't feel my feet. 743 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,010 - I can't feel my hands. - Jesus Christ. 744 00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:16,678 But, really, 745 00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:19,514 I really don't want to die here. 746 00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:23,651 I mean, I really don't want to die, but really not here. 747 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,254 Robby, will you keep this shit to yourself? 748 00:50:28,592 --> 00:50:30,525 I was hoping 749 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,929 maybe by the time I graduated 750 00:50:33,998 --> 00:50:36,297 there would be this girl. - Oh man. 751 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:38,199 You know, I can almost see her face. 752 00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:40,302 This girl who would love me... 753 00:50:41,938 --> 00:50:43,872 without me having to say anything. 754 00:50:47,277 --> 00:50:50,612 And her laugh would echo down the hall after math. 755 00:50:50,681 --> 00:50:53,949 I heard people can have this thing happen to them-- 756 00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:57,919 a moment that changes their lives forever. 757 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,690 I always hoped I'd have one of those, 758 00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:04,726 so I didn't have to be... 759 00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:12,534 - so me. - Nobody wants to be who they are, man. 760 00:51:15,005 --> 00:51:18,106 God, we all have shit inside of us that we wish we didn't. 761 00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:20,108 But we do. 762 00:51:20,177 --> 00:51:22,610 And there's nothing we can do about that, I mean-- 763 00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:24,812 I don't think we can change that stuff. 764 00:51:24,881 --> 00:51:26,815 So what's the best we can hope for? 765 00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:30,585 Forgiveness. 766 00:51:30,654 --> 00:51:33,054 Well, that doesn't come so easy. 767 00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:36,024 You know what's weird? 768 00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:37,692 The last time we saw that Caddy, 769 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,594 I think I saw a girl in the back seat. 770 00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:42,764 - Really? - But I couldn't see her face so good. 771 00:51:42,832 --> 00:51:45,767 It's "well," okay? You couldn't see her face so well. 772 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:48,603 God, I hate it when people do that-- good instead of well. 773 00:51:48,671 --> 00:51:51,540 It's like when bad teachers ask you "Is there any questions?" 774 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:55,510 It's "Are there any questions?" I fucking hate that. 775 00:51:57,081 --> 00:52:00,381 Look, I've been thinking about that note-- 776 00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:02,718 on the windshield? 777 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:05,120 Then Charlie. Why after they kill him, 778 00:52:05,189 --> 00:52:06,888 are they still trying to kill us? 779 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:09,290 C.J. was right. It's because we're witnesses. 780 00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:11,960 Yeah, I know, but why haven't they done it already? 781 00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:13,962 You know, they could have, 782 00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:16,365 back there when we were sitting by the tree. 783 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:22,136 You know, they seem to be leading us someplace. 784 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:24,506 Why? To where? 785 00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:27,409 Maybe they keep coming back because 786 00:52:27,477 --> 00:52:29,511 they killed the wrong guy. 787 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,780 Robby, man, you are eating brain. 788 00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:34,249 And that note-- about sins? 789 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,553 Maybe it wasn't Charlie's sin they were after. 790 00:52:38,622 --> 00:52:40,922 You know, maybe it was meant for us. 791 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,458 One of us. 792 00:52:46,162 --> 00:52:48,095 Oh, that's right. 793 00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:50,098 Yeah, blame C.J. 794 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:52,601 The ever-handy Judas. 795 00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:56,705 I called two guys in a bar "fat." 796 00:52:58,108 --> 00:53:00,041 They kill you for that? 797 00:53:01,478 --> 00:53:04,079 I don't think so, which brings us back to you, Roberta. 798 00:53:04,147 --> 00:53:05,680 - Me? - Yeah! 799 00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:08,850 Maybe while your friend was smoking your bone in the back room 800 00:53:08,918 --> 00:53:11,519 her gap-toothed old man was plotting your castration. 801 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:14,121 Then why hasn't he done it already? You know, I think-- 802 00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:16,925 I don't know, I think it's something bigger than that. 803 00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:19,294 And Scott, my man, 804 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,896 you're being awfully quiet over there. 805 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:25,299 How were things in the parking lot with the sexless someone? 806 00:53:25,368 --> 00:53:28,870 Don't worry about it. - Actually, I am starting to worry. 807 00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:30,372 Don't shift the heat on me, man. 808 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:32,874 When the shit tumbles, it's you in the middle. 809 00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:34,876 Oh, yeah, and you're so innocent? 810 00:53:34,944 --> 00:53:36,477 Mr. Skull-and-Bones? 811 00:53:36,546 --> 00:53:39,247 C.J., you're really starting to get on my fucking nerves. 812 00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:41,249 Oh, I know. It must be so 813 00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:43,251 draining... 814 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,253 stuck in this car, sitting here all night, 815 00:53:45,322 --> 00:53:47,055 staring at this face-- 816 00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:49,057 this same old face! 817 00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:52,260 Fuck you, man! God damn you. 818 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:58,433 - What the hell was that? - Grace under pressure. 819 00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:08,810 - Can I ask you a personal question? - No. 820 00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:15,384 How'd you get the scar? 821 00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:19,120 The squeaky voice in the back seat asked out of the blue. 822 00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:22,457 I've heard all of your stories. 823 00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:25,827 If I told you... 824 00:54:28,465 --> 00:54:30,398 it'd just be one more. 825 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,869 God damn it! Shit! 826 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:36,871 Oh my God! 827 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,874 Oh God, are you okay? 828 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,243 - Robby: Scott? - Where are you, man? 829 00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:43,745 What the-- 830 00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:45,747 What? 831 00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:48,583 There's-- there's something dead under there. 832 00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:50,352 It's Charlie. 833 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:53,454 - No, man, it can't be. He's miles behind us. - Is he? 834 00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:55,924 We've been driving around lost for an hour. 835 00:54:58,161 --> 00:55:00,095 There's only one way to find out. 836 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:03,931 I'm not a huge fan of finding out, by the way. 837 00:55:17,681 --> 00:55:21,316 It's an animal. 838 00:55:21,385 --> 00:55:22,850 It's a cow. 839 00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,420 It's a frozen cow! 840 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:30,625 It's a cowsicle. 841 00:55:32,529 --> 00:55:34,696 How much do you think that thing weighs? 842 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:36,798 Weighs? 843 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:40,669 A lot, why? 844 00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:43,438 Scott: And pull! 845 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:46,041 Pull! 846 00:55:48,812 --> 00:55:51,179 Man, if you would've told me this afternoon 847 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,348 while I was watching "Hitler's Henchmen" 848 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:55,383 that I'd be doing this tonight, 849 00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:57,919 I'd say, "Where'd you get the 'shrooms 850 00:55:57,987 --> 00:56:00,221 and have you got any more for me?" 851 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:02,223 - Come on. - Okay. 852 00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:06,561 Come on, guys, pull! 853 00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:10,031 - Robby: This is genius. - C.J.: Yeah. 854 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,100 We bury old Bossy here in a mogul, 855 00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:16,170 then we lead those Caddy sons of bitches right into her, 856 00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:20,107 all one-ton-frozen- dead-ass rock of her. 857 00:56:20,176 --> 00:56:22,143 And we are as good as home. 858 00:56:38,061 --> 00:56:40,494 You know, I've sorta been going over my top 10 sins. 859 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:42,931 Please don't feel compelled to share. 860 00:56:42,999 --> 00:56:47,202 One time, I jerked off in the boys' locker room after swim practice-- 861 00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:49,805 - Oh, come on. - When I caught just a little shot 862 00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:52,607 of Kim Ward's "beave." 863 00:56:52,676 --> 00:56:56,177 I don't suppose the guys in the Caddy could have known that, huh? 864 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,547 No, but if they catch us, 865 00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,981 I'm gonna sing like a canary. 866 00:57:05,689 --> 00:57:07,455 I made love with Miss Collier. 867 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,560 - The English teacher? - Yeah, freshman year. 868 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,363 Details. 869 00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:19,867 She told me to stay after class one night because... 870 00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:22,704 I didn't understand gerundive phrases. 871 00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:29,076 So I do, but all I can do is watch her-- 872 00:57:29,145 --> 00:57:32,814 cross and uncross her legs 873 00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:35,583 while she's sort of explaining stuff to me. 874 00:57:37,654 --> 00:57:39,721 And the next thing you know she's crying. 875 00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:42,791 Crying? 876 00:57:42,859 --> 00:57:44,526 Right there in school? 877 00:57:45,762 --> 00:57:47,996 Yeah, about how lousy her life was, 878 00:57:48,064 --> 00:57:49,964 what a jerk her husband is. 879 00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:54,870 And the only way I can figure to make her stop crying is by kissing her. 880 00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:02,177 Well, the next thing you know, I'm laying on her living room floor 881 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:05,547 staring at the ceiling while she's doing everything. 882 00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:08,883 And all I'm doing... 883 00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:11,319 is falling in love with her. 884 00:58:11,388 --> 00:58:13,454 Oh come on, get out. You would have told me. 885 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,258 I don't tell you everything, Scott. 886 00:58:23,032 --> 00:58:24,932 All right. 887 00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:27,936 Let's go get 'em. 888 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:41,415 - Whoo-hoo! - C.J.: Yeah! 889 00:58:45,154 --> 00:58:47,188 - Yeah! - Oh, yeah! 890 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,608 Smoke signals. 891 00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:15,683 How do you spell "Come and get us, you greasy murderous pig bastards"? 892 00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,634 I think we lost them. 893 00:59:36,973 --> 00:59:38,873 Can we go home now? 894 00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:56,257 Just like Pavlov's puppy. 895 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:16,076 - Okay, let's go. - Scott: Wait, wait, wait. 896 01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:18,112 Let's just reel them in. 897 01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:40,068 - Well, can we go now? - Not yet. 898 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,539 Now! 899 01:00:45,742 --> 01:00:47,775 Shit! Get out! Push! Get out! 900 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:50,979 Come on! Go, go! 901 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,316 - Robby, come on, man, push! - I am pushing! 902 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:57,451 Push! 903 01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,620 Come on! 904 01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:05,059 Come on! Let's go, go, go. 905 01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:06,260 Go, go, go. 906 01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:32,286 I've got them. 907 01:01:38,227 --> 01:01:39,327 Shit. 908 01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:49,937 Oh, shit. Shit. 909 01:01:50,006 --> 01:01:51,706 - What? - Scott: Which one? 910 01:01:51,775 --> 01:01:53,774 - Which one what? - Which one with the cow? 911 01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:55,476 - Which mogul? - Are you kidding me?! 912 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,445 - Look, I can't tell. - That one. 913 01:01:57,514 --> 01:01:59,480 - Are you sure? - No. Yes. 914 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,548 No. 915 01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:14,429 Ho! It worked! 916 01:02:14,497 --> 01:02:17,231 Yeah! 917 01:02:26,009 --> 01:02:28,076 Yeah! Game over, man! Yeah! 918 01:02:30,814 --> 01:02:33,181 Game over, sons of bitches. 919 01:02:35,452 --> 01:02:37,551 Come on, Robby. Let's go! 920 01:02:41,724 --> 01:02:43,657 Get in the car! 921 01:02:53,069 --> 01:02:56,337 I told you, Robby. I'm gonna get you home. 922 01:02:56,406 --> 01:02:59,173 Minnesota, here we come. 923 01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:04,345 What? 924 01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:08,516 I saw that girl in the back. 925 01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:12,686 - There was no girl. - Yeah, there was a girl. 926 01:03:12,755 --> 01:03:14,922 She's down there in the snow. 927 01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:19,293 She was just going along for the ride, I bet. 928 01:03:21,097 --> 01:03:25,099 Now she's dead with the rest of them. 929 01:03:25,168 --> 01:03:27,435 A girl, man, a girl. You talk about sin. 930 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:30,838 What sin? She was riding with those goons, okay? 931 01:03:30,907 --> 01:03:33,507 She's probably a stone killer just like the rest of them. 932 01:03:35,044 --> 01:03:37,578 Jesus, Robby. You think that all girls are innocent 933 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,613 just because they're girls. 934 01:03:41,350 --> 01:03:43,351 Man, this night is confusing. 935 01:03:43,419 --> 01:03:45,586 Very confusing. 936 01:03:53,696 --> 01:03:55,729 Shit. 937 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:04,638 - We're overheating. - It's like 20 million below-- 938 01:04:04,707 --> 01:04:07,508 We're over-fucking-heating! 939 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,343 God damn it. 940 01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:15,683 Oh God. 941 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,165 What the hell are we gonna do? 942 01:04:42,245 --> 01:04:44,478 Pack the radiator with snow. 943 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:46,581 Roberto? 944 01:04:46,649 --> 01:04:48,983 You are a goddamn marvel. 945 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:52,887 From the depths of despair flies genius, 946 01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:55,122 hmm, a phoenix from the ashes. 947 01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:17,378 Hey uh, you, lad, 948 01:05:17,446 --> 01:05:19,580 have earned shotgun status. 949 01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:34,595 Now you are a man, my son. 950 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,833 Let's go. 951 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:21,609 That's not supposed to happen... 952 01:06:22,845 --> 01:06:24,378 is it? 953 01:06:24,446 --> 01:06:26,079 The back seat beckons. 954 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:29,150 Look, just pull over, okay? 955 01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:34,722 - Pull over. - I'm sick of pulling over. 956 01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,891 - Dude, we gotta pull over. - Look, it's my car. 957 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,794 I know what she can do. I'm not pulling over. We're going home. 958 01:06:39,862 --> 01:06:42,630 - Enough of this pulling-over crap. - You can crack your block. 959 01:06:42,699 --> 01:06:46,100 - I'm not pulling over! - If you crack your block, this Saab dies! 960 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:49,470 And so do we. Is that where you're going with this line of thinking, Roberto? 961 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,706 - That exactly where I'm going. - Pull over. 962 01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:54,608 - Stop telling me what to do. - Who are you, The Car Czar? 963 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:56,243 - Yeah, you bet I am. - Not anymore! 964 01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:58,980 - Maybe you'd like to do something about it? - Maybe he would! 965 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:01,249 - Maybe he'd like to kick your fucking ass! - I would? 966 01:07:01,317 --> 01:07:03,917 - Why not? - I think you wanna kick his fucking ass. 967 01:07:03,986 --> 01:07:06,987 Yeah, why don't you ask your brother why I wanna kick his fucking ass? 968 01:07:07,056 --> 01:07:10,691 - Okay, Scott, why does C.J. wanna kick your fucking ass? - How the fuck do I know? 969 01:07:10,759 --> 01:07:13,127 Oh, you know! You fuckin' know! 970 01:07:16,265 --> 01:07:17,865 Oh, fuck! 971 01:07:25,507 --> 01:07:28,509 Oh, yeah! "I know my car, man! 972 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:31,846 - I know what she can do." - I'm so fucking sick of you, man! 973 01:07:31,914 --> 01:07:33,881 You and your fucking anger and your loser old man 974 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,683 and your fucking broken-down old woman, 975 01:07:35,752 --> 01:07:38,319 and your nowhere fucking future! And fuck you! 976 01:07:38,387 --> 01:07:41,589 Fuck you and your old man's money and your fucking Saab, 977 01:07:41,657 --> 01:07:45,259 and your mom's martinis and your fucking "boola boola" future, and fuck you! 978 01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:47,128 - Fuck you! - Look, stop it! 979 01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:50,264 Come on, knock it off! 980 01:07:50,332 --> 01:07:53,534 Cut it out! Get off him! 981 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:57,538 - Get off him! - Get off me, you punk! 982 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:13,020 Oh my God! Scott, stop! 983 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:16,924 Hey, hey! Fucking stop! Stop that! 984 01:08:29,805 --> 01:08:31,806 Fuck you, Scott! 985 01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:34,175 Really, fuck you! 986 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:42,483 You were right, man. 987 01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:44,451 Shit don't change. 988 01:09:05,108 --> 01:09:07,141 What do you want me to say? 989 01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:11,579 Sorry. 990 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:14,915 Come on, man, I said I'm sorry. 991 01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:18,452 Will you say something? 992 01:09:18,521 --> 01:09:21,054 - Say something. - Just don't talk to me. 993 01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:24,925 From now on, you wanna say something, you say it to C.J. 994 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:45,779 Hey! Hey! 995 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:48,648 Whoo! Whoo! Whoa! 996 01:09:48,717 --> 01:09:51,351 Whoo, come on, guys, go! 997 01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,227 Thank you, Robby. 998 01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:14,808 So I wanna know. 999 01:10:16,579 --> 01:10:18,678 How I got the scar. 1000 01:10:18,747 --> 01:10:22,249 - This isn't exactly the time-- - Did I or didn't I make it clear, Scott? 1001 01:10:22,318 --> 01:10:24,551 You don't exist! Now how did you get the scar? 1002 01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:26,987 How I got the scar? 1003 01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:31,625 Well, there was this Bengalese tiger that escaped from the zoo-- 1004 01:10:31,693 --> 01:10:33,894 Shut up, man! Tell me the truth! 1005 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,863 We're not talking about this, okay? 1006 01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:38,132 Oh, and who are you now, The Conversation Czar? 1007 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,168 I should shut up because you tell me to? 1008 01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,704 I always do what you tell me to, Scott. 1009 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:47,775 "Robby, shut up." 1010 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:51,312 "Robby, get in the back seat." "Robby, just disappear in the brilliance 1011 01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:54,515 of my All-State big-brother-ness and just stop being!" 1012 01:10:55,851 --> 01:10:58,753 Fuck! Now we're really fucked! 1013 01:10:58,821 --> 01:11:01,588 - What? - I'm outta Pez. 1014 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:04,625 I need sugar. 1015 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,728 Pronto. Got any money? 1016 01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,699 It's in my jacket there. 1017 01:11:55,177 --> 01:11:57,143 Oh, you suck. 1018 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,207 Oh, shit. Come on, come on. 1019 01:12:38,888 --> 01:12:41,655 So it's C.J. they wanted-- the whole time! 1020 01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:04,111 Oh, C.J. 1021 01:13:05,481 --> 01:13:07,281 Go, come on. 1022 01:13:39,848 --> 01:13:41,982 Shit. 1023 01:13:48,623 --> 01:13:50,524 Dude, back off! She's gonna blow. 1024 01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:52,626 Come on, it's gonna blow. Back off. 1025 01:13:52,695 --> 01:13:55,795 Ease up, Scott! Come on, listen to me this one time. 1026 01:14:03,338 --> 01:14:04,905 Back off. 1027 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:12,613 God damn it! 1028 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:37,304 Shit! Come on, Scott! Let's go! 1029 01:14:39,007 --> 01:14:40,974 Let's go! 1030 01:14:41,043 --> 01:14:43,477 Come on, man! Come on, Scott! 1031 01:14:52,454 --> 01:14:54,421 Okay, come on. 1032 01:14:57,893 --> 01:14:59,927 Oh, Jesus. 1033 01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:07,100 Oh my God. 1034 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:08,902 C.J. 1035 01:15:21,516 --> 01:15:23,516 They killed him. 1036 01:15:23,585 --> 01:15:25,285 Oh, Jesus, they killed him. 1037 01:15:25,353 --> 01:15:29,055 Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. 1038 01:15:30,693 --> 01:15:32,426 Shit. 1039 01:15:32,494 --> 01:15:34,460 A deer, man. 1040 01:15:34,529 --> 01:15:36,429 They killed a deer. 1041 01:16:06,795 --> 01:16:08,595 Oh, Jesus. 1042 01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:21,241 What the hell did they do to you? 1043 01:16:21,309 --> 01:16:23,543 Scott, Robby, 1044 01:16:23,612 --> 01:16:25,512 you guys gotta get outta here. 1045 01:16:27,783 --> 01:16:29,950 Not without you. 1046 01:16:30,019 --> 01:16:31,885 Come on! 1047 01:16:33,289 --> 01:16:35,356 Come on! Come on! 1048 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:39,359 We're here! What are you waiting for? 1049 01:16:39,427 --> 01:16:41,862 Huh? 1050 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:44,164 Let's go! 1051 01:17:05,987 --> 01:17:07,687 Oh shit. 1052 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:18,598 Did I not tell you a night like this can turn your head around? 1053 01:17:19,868 --> 01:17:21,869 Turn your life around, 1054 01:17:21,937 --> 01:17:24,170 change a man, 1055 01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:26,840 like one of you boys changed me. 1056 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,779 Meet my brother Luther. 1057 01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:36,783 Look what you did to C.J. 1058 01:17:36,852 --> 01:17:40,020 - Don't you wanna know why? - There is no fucking why, Charlie, 1059 01:17:40,089 --> 01:17:44,357 - and I wouldn't give a shit if there was. - You're getting awfully close. 1060 01:17:44,426 --> 01:17:46,726 Luther. 1061 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:55,269 Tonight I went looking for my wife. 1062 01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:57,937 And I find her at the roadhouse 1063 01:17:58,006 --> 01:18:01,407 where I figure she's been hooking up with another man. 1064 01:18:01,476 --> 01:18:04,010 But it wasn't another man, it was a boy. 1065 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:07,914 Jeannine! 1066 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,086 Oh shit. 1067 01:18:24,299 --> 01:18:26,633 - Charlie, I have something to say-- - No, you don't. 1068 01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:30,838 So I find my little queenie 1069 01:18:30,906 --> 01:18:33,006 putting on her pretty little panties 1070 01:18:33,074 --> 01:18:34,974 in the back of a Saab. 1071 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:37,878 A burgundy Saab. 1072 01:18:40,582 --> 01:18:44,084 So before I kill somebody, 1073 01:18:46,021 --> 01:18:48,488 I gotta make sure. 1074 01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:54,528 Which one of you in that car took my wife? 1075 01:18:55,697 --> 01:18:57,530 Took my life from me? 1076 01:18:59,434 --> 01:19:02,235 She didn't name names, bless her little heart. 1077 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:07,340 That's why I got in your car, I wanted to watch you boys behind a wheel. 1078 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,543 And Robby, 1079 01:19:10,612 --> 01:19:14,648 when I smelled my wife on your brother's jacket... 1080 01:19:15,984 --> 01:19:18,819 well, game over. 1081 01:19:21,322 --> 01:19:24,825 Tonight could have been a dream come true. 1082 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:28,995 If I had just gotten ol' Mr. Cream-Jeans here alone, 1083 01:19:29,064 --> 01:19:33,099 I thought I'd done it too, but then zipper face, 1084 01:19:33,168 --> 01:19:37,370 he goes and puts on the wrong damn jacket at the wrong damn time. 1085 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:40,006 So we had to use him as bait. 1086 01:19:41,076 --> 01:19:42,776 Do us a little ice fishing. 1087 01:19:42,845 --> 01:19:45,545 And lo and behold, 1088 01:19:45,613 --> 01:19:49,949 we caught ourselves a couple of Minnesota dickless perch. 1089 01:19:50,018 --> 01:19:53,653 Too small to keep, 1090 01:19:53,722 --> 01:19:55,588 you know what I'm saying? 1091 01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:58,858 You know what I'm saying? 1092 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,495 Jesus, son. 1093 01:20:04,666 --> 01:20:07,034 What the fuck did I ever do to you? 1094 01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:13,406 You take my wife, 1095 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:15,709 you take my life from me. 1096 01:20:17,512 --> 01:20:19,813 You took my life. 1097 01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:22,949 Now I take yours. 1098 01:20:24,086 --> 01:20:26,653 Eye for an eye, 1099 01:20:26,721 --> 01:20:29,322 a heart for a heart. 1100 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,926 Charlie, stop it! 1101 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,229 - Just stop it! - You shut up! 1102 01:20:35,297 --> 01:20:38,965 Or what? What are you gonna do to me that you ain't already done? 1103 01:20:39,034 --> 01:20:41,334 - Get back in the car. - What, what are you gonna do? 1104 01:20:41,403 --> 01:20:43,636 Are you gonna kick the shit outta me again? 1105 01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:46,672 Are you gonna kill me after you kill him? 1106 01:20:46,741 --> 01:20:49,409 - Maybe. - Well, aren't you tough? 1107 01:20:49,478 --> 01:20:51,411 Get back in the fucking car! 1108 01:21:15,771 --> 01:21:18,004 Run! 1109 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:31,450 Come on, C.J., Scott! Come on! 1110 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,855 Come on, C.J., are you okay? 1111 01:21:35,924 --> 01:21:37,490 Are you okay? Come on. 1112 01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:46,833 I should have done this on our honeymoon! 1113 01:21:50,272 --> 01:21:52,705 Come on, come on. 1114 01:22:13,662 --> 01:22:16,128 Whoa! 1115 01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:18,164 Go! Go! 1116 01:22:25,507 --> 01:22:27,607 Go, guys! Go, come on! 1117 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:31,310 - Hang on! - Let's go! 1118 01:22:31,379 --> 01:22:34,514 - Scott: Run! - Robby: Come on, guys! We've gotta run! 1119 01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:36,949 Look out! 1120 01:22:37,018 --> 01:22:39,720 - C.J.: Oh, shit! Go, go, go! - Scott, where are you going? 1121 01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,788 Oh my God! 1122 01:22:41,857 --> 01:22:44,457 - Run, Scott! - They're gonna get him! 1123 01:22:44,526 --> 01:22:47,593 C.J./Robby: Run, Scott! 1124 01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:51,764 Scotty, go! 1125 01:23:00,842 --> 01:23:02,108 Come on. 1126 01:23:04,179 --> 01:23:05,912 Oh, Jesus. 1127 01:23:08,516 --> 01:23:10,316 Hang on. 1128 01:23:23,098 --> 01:23:25,198 Let's go. Are you okay? 1129 01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:30,370 Come on, come on, come on. 1130 01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:35,308 Come on, Scott, go! Come on! 1131 01:23:35,377 --> 01:23:37,310 Oh shit! 1132 01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:05,605 Thus endeth the streak. 1133 01:25:29,057 --> 01:25:32,091 Shit, I can't-- I can't walk on that leg. 1134 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,094 Sit right here. Here, I got you. 1135 01:25:35,663 --> 01:25:37,296 Okay? 1136 01:25:40,369 --> 01:25:41,734 Shit. 1137 01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:45,171 Easy. 1138 01:25:47,109 --> 01:25:48,708 Oh God. 1139 01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,385 I gotta make a tourniquet. 1140 01:25:58,453 --> 01:26:00,253 Hang on, I'll be right back. 1141 01:26:06,027 --> 01:26:07,794 Scott. 1142 01:26:10,164 --> 01:26:11,398 Put it underneath. 1143 01:26:13,368 --> 01:26:15,669 - C.J.: Are you all right? - Yeah. 1144 01:26:15,737 --> 01:26:17,103 Careful. 1145 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:20,173 Okay. Pull it tight. 1146 01:26:22,744 --> 01:26:24,110 - Oh, fuck. - Sorry. 1147 01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:26,846 - That's okay. - Okay. 1148 01:26:41,929 --> 01:26:44,931 So we were in eighth grade 1149 01:26:46,401 --> 01:26:48,301 and just-- 1150 01:26:49,904 --> 01:26:52,939 just wrestling around. 1151 01:26:54,175 --> 01:26:56,409 I was... 1152 01:26:57,479 --> 01:27:00,046 losing... 1153 01:27:00,115 --> 01:27:02,949 to runty Crockett James. 1154 01:27:06,354 --> 01:27:08,421 And I got so mad 1155 01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:11,791 I just started swinging. 1156 01:27:11,859 --> 01:27:14,761 I think it was your mom's gardening hoe. 1157 01:27:14,830 --> 01:27:17,897 It happened so fast. 1158 01:27:19,133 --> 01:27:23,169 I just... swung at his face. 1159 01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:29,776 - The gash was all deep. - C.J.: Hospital deep. 1160 01:27:29,845 --> 01:27:33,146 The blood just kept on coming. 1161 01:27:33,214 --> 01:27:36,115 I couldn't even see. 1162 01:27:36,184 --> 01:27:38,818 All over Dad's lawn 1163 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:43,022 and his perfect Japanese grass. 1164 01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,827 I kinda liked that part. 1165 01:27:47,896 --> 01:27:49,829 Yeah, me too. 1166 01:27:51,132 --> 01:27:53,366 We told everybody it was an accident. 1167 01:27:53,435 --> 01:27:56,435 We were riding our bikes. 1168 01:27:57,873 --> 01:27:59,806 But it wasn't an accident. 1169 01:27:59,874 --> 01:28:01,840 Oh no. No, it wasn't. 1170 01:28:06,614 --> 01:28:09,114 That's who I am, Robby. 1171 01:28:13,688 --> 01:28:16,022 No one's anyone forever, man. 1172 01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:28,534 Come on, guys. 1173 01:28:28,603 --> 01:28:30,102 Let's go home. 1174 01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:38,911 Jeannine. 1175 01:28:40,014 --> 01:28:41,547 Come on. 1176 01:28:56,998 --> 01:28:59,865 Oh, hello, Minnesota 1177 01:28:59,934 --> 01:29:02,068 and good night, Wisconsin! 86217

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.