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[ school bell rings ]
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As the official party planner
for your birthday --
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Mmm. Well, I've taken
the liberty
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Of putting together
some potential themes.
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We could do glam rock...
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Super mario brothers...
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The roaring twenties.
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[ speaking japanese ]
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Clams. Clams!
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What? Where?
On me?
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Langley's getting...
An awww shucks.
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What's that?
Awww shucks is a fast food chain
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With the best fried clams
in the world,
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And they're served
in their own shell!
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Ohh, and they have
this sauce --
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Special sauce!
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It's so beloved people have
literally been buried with it.
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And we're talking
living people,
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People who just want to be alone
in the dirt with the sauce.
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Well, if my best friends
love it,
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I'm sure
I'll love it too!
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When do I get to slurp up
my first clam?
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Sorry, gross,
knew it as soon as I said it.
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The grand opening
is tomorrow.
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Hey, what's that?
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I'm planning toshi's
birthday party.
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Is he still calling it
his "quincea�era"?
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Yes, and I don't know how to
ask why without sounding racist.
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? good morning, u.S.A. ?
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? I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ?
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? the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ?
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? and he's shinin' a salute
to the american race ?
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? oh, boy, it's swell to say ?
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? good -- ?
? good morning, u.S.A. ?
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Aah!
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? good morning, u.S.A. ?
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These clams
must be amazing.
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Is that bruce springsteen
in line?
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Yeah, the boss
is a huge shucker.
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And watch this.
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Shucks for you!
Shucks for me!
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All: ? at awww shucks
we're all clam-I-ly! ?
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Taking a selfie
with the secret sauce tank
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Is another
rite of passage.
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[ camera shutter clicks ]
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And the tank is actually full
of real sauce!
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Look!
Excuse me, sir!
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Please keep away
from the sauce tank!
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It's a violation
of rule number 47-b!
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Customers are only allowed
one sauce squirt per clam!
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I don't like you.
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Um, sir.
Who are you?
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The name's matt m.
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Another matt
works here, too.
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Assistant manager
of store number 52.
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Shucks is my religion,
the employee manual is my bible,
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And this is my sermon...
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One sauce squirt per clam,
my son!
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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You guys are the experts.
What should I get?
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There's a secret
menu too.
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Seaweed style,
barnacle style,
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And if you say,
"clam me," they...
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Woman: Clam me!
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[ mouth full ]
thank you!
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You need to take your very
first bite on the clam throne!
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Well...?
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Yeah...
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...They're...
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...Fine.
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I mean, they're fine...Ally
in my mouth
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And I couldn't
be happier?
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[ people grumbling ]
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Heads up,
clamboni coming through!
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What the hell
is going on?
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This is the coldest reception
the clamboni has ever gotten!
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And I've driven this thing
into a church!
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Mail's here!
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That's mr. Miner's mail.
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Who...
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Is mr. Miner?
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The guy who lived here
before us.
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We've been getting his mail
ever since we moved in.
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Why don't you just
throw it away?
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And commit
a federal crime?
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I have two strikes
and I'm saving the third
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For when the king tut exhibit
comes back to town!
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You should find mr. Miner
and give him his mail.
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He probably misses it.
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[ sarcastically ]
oh, "find him"? No sweat.
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I'll just run his mail
through a cia profiling machine
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And create a detailed profile
we can track.
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Wait, what if I run his mail
through a cia profiling machine
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And create a detailed profile
we can track?!
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Could that work?
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Jeff, I wouldn't
have said it twice
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If I didn't think
it could work.
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[ school bell rings ]
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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Great, it's spreading.
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Steve, you gotta give shucks
another chance!
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You must've had
a bad bite.
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We made you
a better bite.
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Yum yummity
yum yum yummers!
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Alright!
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There's a shucker
born every minute.
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Blech!
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??
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??
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[ whistle blows ]
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??
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[ insects buzzing ]
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??
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[ blade clinks ]
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??
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[ clapping ]
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??
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Fee-fi-fo-fum,
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I smell something nasty
in locker 211.
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Open her up, chappy!
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Fine, I'll admit it!
I don't like shucks!
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Do what you must!
Tar and feather me!
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Put my head and hands
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Through whatever you call
that big wooden thing!
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It's okay that clams
aren't your jam, buddy.
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If you don't like 'em,
don't eat 'em.
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Really?
That's great.
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I was worried you guys
were gonna exclude me
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Or -- or shun me or...
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I believe the word you're
looking for is "ostracize."
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And "that big wooden thing"
is called a "pillory."
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And now the machine will make
a visual profile of mr. Miner
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Based on the data
from his mail.
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[ beeping ]
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Francine:
So miner is super jacked?
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Well, he does subscribe
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To muscle madness
fitness magazine.
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And the hawaiian shirt?
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That's either his
jimmy buffet fan club membership
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Or his coupons
from trader joe's.
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Okay. Then how do you explain
the big pirate hat?
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The library keeps sending him
overdue book notices
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For "treasure island."
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So how do we find
this junk mail hunk?
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The tracking machine's
compiling his profile data
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And now we print
the results.
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Whoops, I just sent it
to the 3-d printer by mistake.
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The cia
has a 3-d printer?
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Yeah. We also have
a coffee maker.
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Does that
blow you away?
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So what's the theme
of this party?
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Lame bullshit
nobody likes?
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It's classic literature
come to life!
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There's an "of mice and men"
rabbit-petting room,
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A "scarlet letter" room
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Where we all shame toshi
as an adulteress,
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And a room full of monitors
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Where we can watch all
the other rooms like "1984"!
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No batman room?
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Literature, klaus.
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Comic books
are books, steve!
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Happy birthday,
toshi!
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Step into this house
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And step into the
required reading of our grade!
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I won't spoil all the surprises,
but the big finale
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Is we all take a hot-air balloon
ride together
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Like "around the world
in eighty days"!
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Oh, no,
my grandma just died.
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Oh, gosh,
that's terrible!
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I need to go
plan her funeral!
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Holy cow!
My grandma died, too.
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She was in a duel
with barry's grandma
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And they shot each other
at the same time!
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Wait, what?
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I don't get it, klaus.
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What happened?
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Of course.
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Crowd: Happy birthday!
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[ cheering ]
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They had their own party...
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And didn't invite me?
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Billy went
to a party...
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And lied about it?
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He told me he couldn't
go grave-robbing
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Because he had to study
for a spanish quiz!
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Can't believe my stupid friends
ditched me for stupid clams.
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I hate awww shucks!
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Hohoho, steve.
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I'm loving this dark turn
you're taking.
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You're giving off
major joker vibes,
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The joaquin phoenix
version.
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Cast out from society
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For not absolutely
loving clams.
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Couldn't help but overhear.
I hate shucks, too.
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When they opened
next to sub hub,
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Parking got so bad I have to
skate 25 minutes to work!
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You skateboard?
Please, I've been shredding the gnar
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Since tony hawk
was tony egg.
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Why can't my friends see
how terrible that place is?!
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Look, all restaurants
are secretly gross.
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At sub hub we call it
"shaved turkey"
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Because we scrape mold off
each morning with a razor blade.
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You wanna take down shucks,
get a job there and dig up dirt.
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I'm gonna say it --
radical!
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This 3d-printed mr. Miner
looks hot as hell,
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But we're no closer
to getting rid of his mail.
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Huh.
He's got a switch.
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Hello, current occupant.
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We'll pay cash to buy your home!
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Surprisingly
sexy voice.
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Dear virginia gas & electric customer.
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Installing solar panels cansave you hundreds on your bill!
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Wait, he's just saying nonsense
like a hot dummy.
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Actually,
it's yes-sense.
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He's saying "hello" but he
only knows words from his mail.
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You're pre-approved already!
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See, he's telling me
I'm right!
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If this guy knows all the info
in mr. Miner's mail,
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We can use him
to find the real miner!
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Oh, good, stan.
We haven't seen you in weeks.
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00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:16,130
You're supposed to be
overseeing the drone strike
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On that afghan
terrorist bunker.
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Yeah, well, I'm doing this
instead, okay?
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This is a clam.
God's little miracle.
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It's hard as hell
on the outside,
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But that's why it's so
gosh dang tender on the inside.
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Now, the secret
to shucking clams is -- ow!
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The secret is -- ow!
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The secret --
ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow!
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Just give me
the damn knife!
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Taking the initiative,
I like that.
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Time to dig up some dirt
and bring this place down!
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??
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Aha!
Rat droppings!
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A major
health code violation!
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[ sniffs ] damn it.
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These are droppings
from the super-fresh clams!
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If there's one thing
I know,
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It's the smell
of underwater poops.
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00:11:05,114 --> 00:11:06,981
Maybe there's nothing wrong
with their food,
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00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:10,851
But every fast food chain
screws over their employees.
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Whoa, shucks workers get
a month of paid vacation!
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And their retirement plan
is a 402(k),
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One better than usual!
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There's no dirt
anywhere!
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Maybe this place is perfect,
and I'm the problem.
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Maybe my friends are right.
What's wrong with me?!
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00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,337
There's nothing wrong
with you, steve.
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It's society!
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You're a terrific kid.
252
00:11:33,342 --> 00:11:35,876
You should just
poison the clams.
253
00:11:36,011 --> 00:11:37,811
That's what the joker
would do --
254
00:11:37,813 --> 00:11:40,013
Shut up about the joker,
klaus! Yow!
255
00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:42,015
Roger: Uh-oh!
I know that sound!
256
00:11:42,017 --> 00:11:43,617
Minor flesh wound.
257
00:11:43,753 --> 00:11:46,153
Manual says you got 10 minutes
to clean it and cream it.
258
00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:49,056
First-aid kit's in my office.
Clock starts now!
259
00:11:50,092 --> 00:11:52,560
Stop looking for
the first-aid kit, klaus.
260
00:11:52,694 --> 00:11:54,161
I want it to get infected,
261
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,231
Like society has been infected
by these clam-lovers!
262
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,299
Again, loving the darkness,
steve.
263
00:11:59,435 --> 00:12:03,237
And if we're looking for dirt,
I think we're getting warmer.
264
00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:09,577
It's a keypad lock,
and we don't know the password.
265
00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:11,245
Unless...
[ beeping ]
266
00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:12,780
Yup, the password is "clams."
267
00:12:12,915 --> 00:12:14,382
Of course the password
is "clams."
268
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,588
Attention, shuckers!
269
00:12:20,722 --> 00:12:24,524
I've learned information
I feel obligated to share.
270
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:28,996
Turns out the "special sauce"
you all love sooooo much...
271
00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:31,398
Is just mayo
and tartar sauce!
272
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:36,604
Leave it to shucks to make
the ordinary extraordinary!
273
00:12:36,738 --> 00:12:38,071
[ cheering ]
274
00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:40,340
[ laughing ]
am I the only one
275
00:12:40,476 --> 00:12:42,943
Who hasn't been brainwashed
by this place?!
276
00:12:43,078 --> 00:12:45,012
I feel like
I'm going insane!
277
00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:47,615
Yes! That's total
joker talk!
278
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,618
I'm not
the freakin' joker!
279
00:12:50,752 --> 00:12:51,751
Steve?!
280
00:12:51,753 --> 00:12:52,820
[ bubbling ]
281
00:12:52,955 --> 00:12:54,822
[ suspenseful music plays ]
282
00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:00,894
[ gasps ]
joker, joker, joker!
283
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:04,564
Haha-haha-hahahaha!
284
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,634
[ laughing ]
285
00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:08,302
Stop him!
286
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:10,704
That much exposure to the toxic
preservative in special sauce
287
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,106
Will drive him insane!
288
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:14,508
My special sauce
is toxic?
289
00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:16,176
Just a smidge,
290
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:18,779
But it's neutralized
by a natural chemical in clams.
291
00:13:18,914 --> 00:13:19,980
Is he
going to be okay?
292
00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:21,181
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
293
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:22,850
After that much
sauce exposure,
294
00:13:22,985 --> 00:13:25,052
He just needs to eat
a hundred pounds of clams
295
00:13:25,187 --> 00:13:27,921
In the next 24 hours
or he'll go insane forever.
296
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,458
That shouldn't be a problem.
He likes clams, right?
297
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:35,729
Alright, 3d-printed
mr. Miner,
298
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,331
Tell us where
real mr. Miner lives
299
00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:39,266
So we can dump off
all this damn mail.
300
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:43,137
Voter registration address for mr. A. Miner --
301
00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:44,938
416 cherry street.
302
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,340
I know where that is!
303
00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:47,875
Yeah,
that's our house, jeff.
304
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,409
That's where his mail's
been going.
305
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:52,746
He's gotta be getting these
huge muscles from somewhere.
306
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,214
Maybe he goes to a gym?
307
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,949
Credit card transaction --
308
00:13:55,951 --> 00:13:58,352
June 5th, chimdale fitness club.
309
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,287
He lives in chimdale!
310
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,157
Nobody drives to that craphole
just to use a gym.
311
00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:05,893
Mr. Miner,
what kind of car do you drive?
312
00:14:06,028 --> 00:14:08,161
It's time to renew auto insurance
313
00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:11,832
On your yellow 2005 nissan rogue.
314
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,834
We got him.
Let's roll.
315
00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:17,637
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
316
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,006
[ knock on door ]
317
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,344
What the heck?
318
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,946
[ groans ]
319
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:30,851
[ laughing ]
320
00:14:30,986 --> 00:14:32,986
Good morning, boys and girls!
321
00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:35,389
Your teacher's indisposed,
322
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:39,193
So your substitute's here to teach you a little lesson.
323
00:14:39,328 --> 00:14:41,128
Snot, barry, toshi,
324
00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:45,132
Please remove the items I've taped under your desks.
325
00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:47,434
[ laughing ]
326
00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:53,607
Now if I may direct your attention out the window,
327
00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,275
You'll see your beloved
328
00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:57,545
Awww shucks eating establishment.
329
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:01,081
And you'll notice two hot-air balloons above it.
330
00:15:01,216 --> 00:15:02,550
Barry:
Neat! Balloons!
331
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:06,820
Not just balloons, barry, a dilemma!
332
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,289
Neat!
Dilemma balloons!
333
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,958
The basket of one balloon
334
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:13,360
Is filled with every single clam
335
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,896
From the shucks kitchen below.
336
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:20,300
And in the other balloonare all three of your grandmas,
337
00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:23,570
Who turned out to be miraculously alive.
338
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,639
And, uh-oh,
339
00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:29,709
I know all abouttoshi's little clam party, too.
340
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:30,778
Steve,
we can explain --
341
00:15:30,912 --> 00:15:32,379
I'll do the explaining.
342
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:36,116
The remote control has a "save clams" button
343
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:40,053
And a -- hoo-hoo -- "save grams" button.
344
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,656
You can only press one, and when you do,
345
00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:47,595
The other balloon will be cut loose and float away forever.
346
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,129
[ laughing ]
347
00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:52,399
The grandmas are old!
The clams are young!
348
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,334
The choice is clear!
349
00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:56,403
If god wanted us
to save grandmas,
350
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,973
He wouldn't have
given us clams!
351
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,075
Why so serious,
boys?
352
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,011
Worried your little friends
will turn on you
353
00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:05,879
If you don't choose
the clams?
354
00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:08,816
Well, welcome
to my world!
355
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,617
Awesome!
356
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:13,487
I thought you'd be more
of a jack nicholson joker,
357
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,689
But this whole twisted
moral dilemma thing
358
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,624
Is very heath ledger!
359
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:21,161
Steve, buddy.
The sauce is making you crazy!
360
00:16:21,296 --> 00:16:26,166
Uh uh uh, pick a balloon
or I let both go.
361
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:28,368
Together:
Clams! Clams! Clams! Clams!
362
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:31,438
Toshi, you know I hate
to go against a chant, but...
363
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,040
Save the grandmas.
364
00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:34,275
[ beep ]
365
00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:37,244
[ all gasp ]
366
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:38,578
Aww.
367
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:41,649
Say bye-bye to your
precious mollusks, kiddies!
368
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,784
And you have snot,
barry, and toshi to blame!
369
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,453
The scary clown's right.
370
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,589
They ruined
everything!
371
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:53,460
Well, look at that.
Your friends walked out on you.
372
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:57,931
You might even say you've
been...Ex-clam-unicated!
373
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,234
[ geese honking ]
oh, no! Look!
374
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,270
[ people screaming ]
375
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:06,606
What's wrong?
Never seen a clam bake before?
376
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,543
The flavor
is explosive!
377
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:13,280
Great timing!
378
00:17:13,415 --> 00:17:15,449
[ sighs ]
this is fun.
379
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,920
? I killed shucks, hey ?
380
00:17:20,055 --> 00:17:21,654
? I'm dancing on its grave ?
381
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,592
[ sobbing ]
look what you've done.
382
00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:27,794
No, it can't be!
383
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:31,864
Clamboni, noooo!
384
00:17:31,866 --> 00:17:34,267
Steve, we're sorry.
385
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:37,003
Nobody at school
will talk to us anymore.
386
00:17:37,005 --> 00:17:39,139
Oh, they
"clammed up" on you
387
00:17:39,274 --> 00:17:41,207
Because you were
being "shellfish?"
388
00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:43,343
We're glad
you burned it down!
389
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:46,146
In fact, we think
you should burn them all down.
390
00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:47,880
With our help.
391
00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:50,483
Burn down every shucks...
392
00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:51,752
I love it!
393
00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:54,687
Only question is
where to start.
394
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:57,490
We start
where it started.
395
00:17:57,492 --> 00:18:01,094
The original restaurant
in ocean city, maryland.
396
00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:02,295
How poetic.
397
00:18:02,431 --> 00:18:04,097
The birthplace of shucks
398
00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:06,833
Becomes the deathplace
of shucks.
399
00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:10,137
[ evil laughter ]
400
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:15,609
There it is!
Yellow nissan rogue!
401
00:18:16,911 --> 00:18:18,779
[ doorbell rings ]
402
00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:20,113
Hello?
403
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:23,450
Hi, um,
does your son live here?
404
00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:26,719
'cause we've been getting
a mr. Arnold miner's mail
405
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,855
For like 20 years.
406
00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:31,191
[ crying ]
407
00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:34,260
I'm sorry,
arnie was my husband.
408
00:18:34,262 --> 00:18:36,529
He passed
several years ago.
409
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,799
Today is our anniversary.
410
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:41,334
3d-printed mr. Miner: Tell her you'd do it all over again
411
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:44,471
With the perfect anniversary gift.
412
00:18:44,473 --> 00:18:46,807
Arnie? Is that you?
413
00:18:46,942 --> 00:18:49,942
Every kiss begins with kay.
414
00:18:49,944 --> 00:18:51,611
It is you!
415
00:18:51,746 --> 00:18:56,116
Oh, arnold,
you've returned to me!
416
00:18:57,085 --> 00:18:58,418
Thank you.
417
00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:00,953
Now if you don't mind,
mr. And mrs. Miner
418
00:19:00,955 --> 00:19:04,458
Have several years
of lovemaking to catch up on.
419
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,493
? hey ?
420
00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:09,363
[ laughing, tires screech ]
421
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,401
Destroy...Everything.
422
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:22,175
I hope these mother[bleep]
have insurance!
423
00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:23,443
Enough with the appetizer.
424
00:19:23,578 --> 00:19:25,978
I'm hungry
for the main course.
425
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:29,049
Hello, I'd like to order
an entire restaurant
426
00:19:29,184 --> 00:19:30,917
Burned to the ground.
427
00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:33,186
Hahahahahaha!
428
00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:35,188
Drop these babies
in the deep fryer
429
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,724
And your order
will be complete.
430
00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:39,992
The beating heart
of shucks.
431
00:19:39,994 --> 00:19:43,463
And I feel a heart attack
coming on!
432
00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:45,398
Snot, the m-80s,
please.
433
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,667
Snot:
I'm afraid I can't.
434
00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:49,336
We're not really here
to burn down shucks.
435
00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:50,937
We're here
to save you.
436
00:19:51,073 --> 00:19:54,407
The special sauce turned you
into a monster.
437
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:56,809
That's why
we lured you here.
438
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:58,945
It's the only place
with enough clams.
439
00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:00,413
Enough clams to what?
440
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:02,615
To neutralize
the toxic sauce!
441
00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:04,684
I should've known!
[ grunts ]
442
00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:07,487
You still care more
about shucks than me!
443
00:20:07,622 --> 00:20:11,024
We're doing this
because we care about you!
444
00:20:11,159 --> 00:20:14,895
Ghphghphgph!
445
00:20:15,029 --> 00:20:20,767
??
446
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:26,573
??
447
00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:29,309
Uh.
Ow, my head.
448
00:20:29,444 --> 00:20:30,911
Steve, we're sorry.
449
00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:33,246
If we didn't ditch you
for clams,
450
00:20:33,248 --> 00:20:34,514
This never
would've happened.
451
00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:36,717
And I'm sorry I jeopardized
our friendship
452
00:20:36,851 --> 00:20:38,518
With arson
and light vandalism.
453
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:40,853
Honestly, after what
we've been through,
454
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,456
I never want to see
another clam again.
455
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:44,925
As weird as it may sound,
456
00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:46,993
I've kind of developed
a taste for them.
457
00:20:47,129 --> 00:20:48,528
In fact...
458
00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:49,930
Clam me!
459
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,333
Dee-lic--
460
00:20:53,468 --> 00:20:54,768
[ stomach gurgles ]
461
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,207
Bye-bye.
See you soon.
462
00:21:00,257 --> 00:21:04,807
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