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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:05,930 [ GRUNTING ] 2 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:08,000 UHH! 3 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:11,730 Michelangelo: NO CAMPING, NEWB! 4 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:14,910 AAAH! 5 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:16,870 YOU'VE BEEN OWNED! 6 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:17,870 WHOO-HOO! 7 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:20,150 SIR MIKEY THE BOLD RULES! 8 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:21,570 OH, YEAH! 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,670 GOOD GAME...NOT! 10 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:26,850 [ LAUGHING ] 11 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,370 COME ON, MIKEY. 12 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,030 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING DON SCAN CYBERSPACE 13 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:32,820 FOR LOST DATA BITS, REMEMBER? 14 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:34,750 YEAH, YOU GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE 15 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:36,890 PLAYING THAT STUPID VIDEO GAME? 16 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:40,170 STUPID VIDEO GAME? 17 00:00:40,210 --> 00:00:42,210 DUDE, THIS IS "SUPERQUEST," 18 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:46,730 THE GREATEST MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER ONLINE ROLE-PLAYING GAME EVER! 19 00:00:46,770 --> 00:00:49,080 THIS IS THE GAME THAT INSPIRED "HELIX" 20 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:50,770 ONE HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW! 21 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,290 THAT'S HOW AWESOME IT IS! 22 00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:58,160 I'M QUESTING FOR EPIC LOOT AND GLORY! 23 00:00:58,190 --> 00:00:59,160 AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 24 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:01,260 GAINING MAD CYBER SKILLS, TOO, 25 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:02,890 SKILLS WE'LL NEED TO GET THOSE BITS 26 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,780 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN WE'LL COME ACROSS 27 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:07,370 A 3-HEADED DRAGON IN CYBERSPACE. 28 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:10,720 UH, RIGHT? 29 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,450 Donatello: RIGHT. 30 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,480 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, 31 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,420 BUT MIKEY'S GAME SKILLS WILL COME IN HANDY. 32 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:18,560 SERIOUSLY?SERIOUSLY? 33 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:20,900 SERIOUSLY. 34 00:01:20,940 --> 00:01:22,280 BECAUSE ACCORDING TO MY LATEST SCAN, 35 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:24,840 A SIZABLE CLUSTER OF MASTER SPLINTER'S DATA BITS 36 00:01:24,870 --> 00:01:27,390 HAVE JUST WASHED UP INSIDE... 37 00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:30,670 THERE. 38 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:34,400 UGH. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 39 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:35,810 I'M SERIOUS. 40 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:39,270 THERE ARE MASTER SPLINTER DATA BITS INSIDE "SUPERQUEST." 41 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,200 AND WE'LL NEED TO ENTER THE GAME IF WE'RE GONNA SAVE THEM. 42 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:47,000 AWESOME. 43 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:48,860 IT'S NINJA TIME! 44 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,380 ♪ IN THE CITY, ON THE SCENE, UNDERGROUND, OR IN BETWEEN ♪ 45 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:56,700 ♪ THERE'S A MEAN, GREEN TEAM OF HEROES LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪ 46 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:59,110 ♪ AND WHEN THE VILLAINS AND TURTLES FIGHT ♪ 47 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:01,630 ♪ IT'S GONNA BE ONE SHELL OF A SIGHT ♪ 48 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:02,910 ♪ YOU KNOW THE TURTLES GOT YOUR ♪ 49 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:05,470 ♪ BACK, BACK TO THE SEWER 50 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,810 ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ 51 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:10,370 ♪ BACK, BACK TO THE SEWER 52 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,200 ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ 53 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:14,060 ROLL CALL! 54 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,680 ♪ LEONARDO, DONATELLO 55 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,100 ♪ RAFAEL, MICHELANGELO 56 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,410 ♪ I LOVE BEING A TURTLE 57 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:23,280 ♪ THERE'S A MEAN, GREEN TEAM OF HEROES LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪ 58 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,760 ♪ DOIN' EVERYTHING THEY CAN 59 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,250 ♪ TO STOP EVIL SHREDDER'S PLAN ♪ 60 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,490 ♪ OH, YEAH, THE TURTLES ARE 61 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,080 ♪ BACK, BACK TO THE SEWER 62 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,800 ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ 63 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,320 ♪ BACK, BACK TO THE SEWER 64 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,120 ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ 65 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,500 ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ 66 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:44,060 ♪ TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪ 67 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:47,130 ♪ BACK TO THE SEWER 68 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,140 THERE. 69 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,860 THE CYBERMAT IS NOW LINKED UP 70 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,620 TO THE "SUPERQUEST" INTERFACE. 71 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:03,760 NO X-RUNNERS OR CYBERNAUT ARMOR FOR US THIS TIME. 72 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,660 ONCE INSIDE, WE'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO OPERATE 73 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,980 ACCORDING TO THE PROGRAMMED RULES OF THE GAME. 74 00:03:09,010 --> 00:03:10,980 SWEET! WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY! 75 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:12,460 THERE'S MORE. 76 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,980 OUR DATA WILL BE FILTERED THROUGH THE GAME'S CONTENT. 77 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,640 WE STEP THROUGH THE PORTAL, 78 00:03:16,670 --> 00:03:18,750 THERE'S NO TELLING HOW WE'LL STEP OUT. 79 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:20,260 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, DONNY, 80 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,130 WE MIGHT BECOME ORCS OR SOMETHING? 81 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,130 [ LAUGHING ] 82 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,510 [ LAUGHING STOPS ] 83 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,960 I HATE VIDEO GAMES. 84 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,340 [ LAUGHS ] 85 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:34,210 LAST ONE IN IS A STINKING TROLL! 86 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,250 OKAY. LET'S DO THIS. 87 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,010 FOR MASTER SPLINTER! 88 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:45,190 RIGHT. FOR MASTER SPLINTER. 89 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:59,580 NO WAY! SO COOL! 90 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:03,030 WHAT THE -- WHAT IS THIS THING? 91 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:05,240 WAIT, IS THIS ME? 92 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:07,590 LEO! DON! 93 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:09,520 LEO, STOP FUTZING! 94 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,000 YOU'RE A CHANGELING. 95 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,350 CHECK IT OUT. YOU'RE CRAZY COOL. 96 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:15,530 YOU CAN CHANGE INTO ANIMALS! 97 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,630 DONNY, DUDE, YOU'RE A SORCERER. 98 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:21,050 YOU'VE GOT MORE POWERS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE THAT WAND AT! 99 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,950 AND BEHOLD, I'M MIKEY THE BOLD, 100 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:27,370 WHITE KNIGHT EXTRAORDINAIRE! 101 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,020 DUDES, THIS IS MY OFFICIAL "SUPERQUEST" CHARACTER! 102 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:32,370 TALK ABOUT LUCK! 103 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:33,370 LUCK? 104 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:35,410 WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? 105 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:41,000 A COURT JESTER! 106 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,450 [ LAUGHING ] 107 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:53,290 WELCOME, BROS, TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF "SUPERQUEST"! 108 00:04:57,570 --> 00:04:58,980 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 109 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,780 Donatello: THIS WORLD IS MASSIVE. 110 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:03,260 THE USER INTERFACE IS NON-REPEATING 111 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,330 FOR UP TO 30 MILLION ACRES! 112 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:08,890 THAT'S OVER 700 TERABYTES OF TERRA FIRMA! 113 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,340 IT'S GOT TO BE BIG. 114 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:13,650 THERE ARE OVER A MILLION AVATARS WALKING AROUND. 115 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:15,900 AND A MILLION GAMERS IN THE REAL WORLD, 116 00:05:15,930 --> 00:05:19,210 MAKING THEM WALK, TALK, AND LIVE THE GAME LIFE! 117 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,900 HEY, BABY... 118 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,970 LOOKING GOOD.LOOKING GOOD. 119 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,940 SO, DO YOU APPARATE HERE OFTEN? 120 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:26,940 [ LAUGHS ] 121 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:29,190 LOG OFF. HMM. 122 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,910 OUT OF MY WAY! COMING THROUGH, NEWBIES! 123 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:33,050 HA HA HA! 124 00:05:33,090 --> 00:05:34,570 PWNED. 125 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,610 I HATE THAT GUY. 126 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,960 YOU KNOW HIM? 127 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,270 ONLY ONLINE. 128 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,720 HE'S A TRASH-TALKING PRO 129 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:45,030 WHO GOES BY THE HANDLE THE ELFINATOR. 130 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:47,030 THIS GAME ATTRACTS ALL KINDS. 131 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:50,170 BUT THE MOST AWESOME, FEARSOME PLAYER OF ALL 132 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:52,240 IS THE ULTIMATE GAMER! 133 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,620 HUH? 134 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:57,010 IN THIS WORLD, THE ULTIMATE GAMER SPELLS DOOM. 135 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,530 HE'S THE BEST "SUPERQUEST" PLAYER WHO'S EVER LIVED 136 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,560 AND A CUNNING CLASS-80 WARRIOR. 137 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,530 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BRING OUR "A" GAME TO BEAT HIM! 138 00:06:05,570 --> 00:06:07,530 LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR, MIKEY. 139 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:10,050 WE'RE HERE FOR MASTER SPLINTER'S DATA BITS, 140 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:11,750 NOT TO PLAY THIS GAME![ TRUMPET SOUNDS ] 141 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:12,750 HUH? 142 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:14,680 HUH? HUH? 143 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:19,440 WELCOME, GAMERS, TO THE SUPREME "SUPERQUEST" TOURNAMENT! 144 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,070 ALL GATHER FOR THE START OF PLAY. 145 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,070 OOOOH, AN ADMIN WIZARD! 146 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,110 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 147 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,180 COME ON, LET'S SEE WHAT'S UP! 148 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:31,010 Man: QUICKLY NOW. 149 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:34,010 YOU, THE WORLD'S FINEST GAMERS, 150 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,670 HAVE LOGGED ON TODAY FOR ONE REASON 151 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,740 AND ONE REASON ONLY -- 152 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:43,920 TO COMPETE FOR TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST IMAGINATION... 153 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:45,230 GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME! 154 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:49,270 ...THE TREASURE INSIDE THIS CHEST. 155 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:56,310 QUEST FOR THE TWO KEYS TO THE CHEST 156 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:58,830 AND WIN THE TREASURE WITHIN. 157 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:00,550 [ CROWD MURMURING ] 158 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,490 [ YAWNS ] WHO CARES? 159 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,490 WE DO. 160 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,110 BECAUSE ACCORDING TO MY SCANNER, 161 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:08,420 MASTER SPLINTER'S DATA BITS ARE IN THAT CHEST. 162 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:10,700 OH! OH!OH!OH! 163 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:13,640 AND NOW IT'S OFF THE MAP. 164 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:15,640 I'M AFRAID THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT BACK 165 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:18,880 AND GET THOSE DATA BITS IS TO WIN THOSE KEYS. 166 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,710 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, GUYS. 167 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:22,370 GAME ON! 168 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:30,030 AND NOW, TO QUEST FOR THE FIRST KEY, 169 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:32,340 TRAVEL TO CASTLE CRETIN. 170 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:35,280 THERE, YE SHALL MEET A WITCH. 171 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:38,380 GRANT HER A TOKEN OF AFFECTION 172 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:41,800 AND GAIN ENTRY TO THE CASTLE. 173 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:47,460 ONCE INSIDE, THE FIRST KEY AWAITS! 174 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,150 [ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ] 175 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:52,810 TO CASTLE CRETIN -- QUICKLY! 176 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:55,780 BELIEVE ME, IF THERE WAS ANY OTHER WAY 177 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:58,610 TO GET MASTER SPLINTER'S DATA BITS, I'D BE ALL FOR IT. 178 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,820 AFTER YOU, WHISKERS. 179 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,730 [ RUMBLING ] 180 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:24,150 UH-OH! 181 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,570 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 182 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,060 I THINK THAT MOUNTAIN'S ABOUT TO BLOW ITS TOP! 183 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:32,540 HEY, KNIGHT, YOU CLANNING WITH NEWBIES NOW? 184 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,130 THAT'S NO MOUNTAIN. 185 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,130 [ GROWLING ] 186 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:39,270 IT'S A FROSTLY GIANT! 187 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:41,450 OH, BOY. 188 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,450 OH! 189 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,860 RUN AWAY! 190 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,380 [ GROWLING ] 191 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:52,730 DONNY, LOOK OUT! 192 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:53,770 HUH? 193 00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,910 DONNY! 194 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:03,500 WHO-O-O-A! 195 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:05,780 [ GROWLING ] 196 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:08,680 THAT FIRST KEY'S ALL MINE. 197 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,130 WHOA! WHOA!WHOA!WHOA! 198 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:15,070 YOU BONEHEADS, YOU KNOCKED ME OFF COURSE! 199 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,900 AAAH! AAAH!AAAH!AAAH! 200 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:25,840 YOU NEWBS, LOOK WHAT YOU DID! 201 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:28,110 NOW I HAVE TO CROSS RIVER NEVERWERE 202 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,630 TO GET TO CASTLE CRETIN! 203 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,740 GOOD THING I'M HARDCORE. 204 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:33,910 LATER, LOSERS! 205 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:39,330 A CLASS-50 WING WISH? SWEET! 206 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,960 STILL, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO CROSS RIVER NEVERWERE. 207 00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:43,030 COME ON! 208 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,410 HE IS WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 209 00:09:54,590 --> 00:09:56,760 TO CASTLE CRETIN, GOOD SIR. 210 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:06,360 RELAX, THIS DUDE'S COMPLETELY HARMLESS -- 211 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:09,740 STRICTLY NPC, NON-PLAYER CHARACTER. 212 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,780 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALMOST THERE! 213 00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:19,340 THANKS, NPC DUDE! 214 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,450 WHOA! WHOA!WHOA!WHOA! 215 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,900 HALT! 216 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:34,390 NONE SHALL PASS UNLESS THE RIGHT OFFERING IS MADE. 217 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:36,250 REMEMBER WHAT THE ADMIN WIZARD SAID. 218 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:38,700 WE HAVE TO GRANT HER A TOKEN OF AFFECTION 219 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:39,840 TO GAIN ENTRY. 220 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,640 BUT WHAT'S A TOKEN OF AFFECTION? 221 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:46,810 AW, SHELL, IT'S A RIDDLE. AND IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. 222 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:49,400 THE STUFF I DO TO SAVE THE DAY. 223 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,680 HMM. TOKEN OF AFFECTION. 224 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,230 LET'S SEE HERE. 225 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,510 HMM...NO. NO. NADA. 226 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:04,620 [ STAMMERING ] 227 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,970 [ SMOOCHES ] 228 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,110 [ GROWLS ] 229 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,390 HERE WE GO -- AN AFFECTION TOKEN! 230 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:16,880 HERE YOU ARE. 231 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,780 AHH! 232 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,090 HEY, WHERE'S RAPH? 233 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,960 I HATE THIS GAME! 234 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,960 RIBBIT. 235 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,960 COME ON. 236 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,240 THE SOONER WE GET THAT CHEST, THE SOONER WE GET OUT OF HERE. 237 00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:48,810 UGH! 238 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,810 [ GRUNTING ] 239 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,300 LOOK, THE KEY. 240 00:11:57,230 --> 00:11:59,890 RIGHT THERE. COME ON -- AAH! 241 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,680 LEO, YOU'VE TRIGGERED YOUR CHANGELING POWER! 242 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,240 QUICK, TURN INTO SOMETHING USEFUL. 243 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,550 WE MUST FIGHT TO CLAIM THE KEY! 244 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,380 ALL RIGHT. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 245 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,770 NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 246 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,390 HEY, I GOT IT TO WORK! 247 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,260 I CAN DO MAGIC! 248 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,950 AH! NOW IF I CAN JUST CONTROL IT! 249 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,120 HERE YOU GO. YOU WANT SOME, TOO? 250 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,260 ANYBODY ELSE? 251 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,440 LOOK OUT! 252 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:34,400 AAH! 253 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,920 NOPE. 254 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,100 THIS IS HUMILIATING. 255 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:42,200 WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 256 00:12:44,410 --> 00:12:46,590 NOW, THISIS USEFUL! 257 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,930 IT CERTAINLY IS! 258 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,800 YES! NO! 259 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,420 THANKS A BUNCH, LOSERS. THE FIRST KEY IS NOW MINE! 260 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,980 [ LAUGHS ] 261 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:59,190 WHICH MEANS I'M HALFWAY TO THAT TREASURE BEING ALL MINE, TOO! 262 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,810 [ LAUGHS ] 263 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:09,300 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 264 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,130 UGH! 265 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,510 WE GOT SCHOOLED. 266 00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,720 I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR THE END OF IT FROM THAT ELFINATOR. 267 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,000 GOOD THING THIS WON'T AFFECT MY GAME STATS. 268 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,760 WAIT -- WILL IT? 269 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,000 I GOT A REP TO MAINTAIN! 270 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,110 YOUR REP? 271 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,350 MIKEY, WE LOST THE FIRST KEY 272 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,590 TO THE CHEST WITH MASTER SPLINTER'S DATA BITS! 273 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,460 IF WE DON'T WIN THE SECOND KEY, 274 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,460 WE'LL LOSE ANY CHANCE OF RESCUING THEM. 275 00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,910 YEAH, GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME! 276 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,260 RIBBIT. 277 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,260 BROS, YOU WOUND ME. 278 00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,530 I KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE. 279 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:38,300 THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT US HERE. 280 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,330 IT'S AN ITEMS SHOP 281 00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,680 TO BUY WEAPON UPGRADES WITH EXPERIENCE POINTS. 282 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:45,750 LET'S POWER UP FOR THE SECOND QUEST. 283 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,790 THE LASER LANCE BOOST, GOOD SIR. 284 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,900 SWEET! 285 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,830 NOW, THISIS MORE LIKE IT! 286 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,110 SERIOUSLY, DUDES? 287 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:04,290 OUR WEAPONS ARE STRICTLY LOW-END IN "SUPERQUEST." 288 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,980 NOT IN THESE HANDS. 289 00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:09,430 Wizard: HEAR YE, HEAR YE, FINE GAMERS... 290 00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:11,500 ONE KEY WON. 291 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,780 ONE KEY REMAINS. 292 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:17,020 NOW FOR YOUR SECOND AND FINAL QUEST. 293 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:20,890 RACE TO THE TOP OF MOUNT DRAGGO. 294 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,960 THERE YOU WILL FIND THE SECOND KEY. 295 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,380 GOOD LUCK, ADVENTURE SEEKERS. YOU'LL NEED IT. 296 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,320 [ LAUGHTER, GRUNTING ] 297 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,910 UH...ANYONE HOME? 298 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:47,090 AAAH! 299 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,090 RIBBIT. 300 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,950 I KNEW THIS WAS TOO EASY. 301 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,680 LOOK WHAT'S WEARING THE SECOND KEY! 302 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,720 WELL, THEN, LET'S TAKE IT FROM HIM! 303 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,310 AAH! RUN AWAY! 304 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,520 MIKEY, HOW THE SHELL DO WE BEAT THAT THING? 305 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,840 DON'T KNOW -- NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. 306 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,870 YOU SEE WHY YOU SHOULDN'T INTERRUPT MY GAMING? 307 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,530 GAMING? 308 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,390 WAIT A MINUTE. 309 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:18,840 [ SCREAMING ] 310 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:27,400 OF COURSE! THAT DRAGON IS A BOSS, RIGHT, 311 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,100 THE BAD GUY AT THE END OF A LEVEL? 312 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,480 DOESN'T EVERY BOSS HAVE AN OBVIOUS WEAK POINT 313 00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,240 AND PROGRAMMED CYCLE OF ATTACK? 314 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,650 I GUESS.WHY? 315 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:38,170 WELL, I THINK I JUST FOUND HIS. 316 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:41,000 WAIT FOR IT. 317 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,490 NOW! 318 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,630 DON'T YOU SEE? 319 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:50,570 HE FIRES, RISES, ROARS, AND THEN EXPOSES HIS BELLY. 320 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,390 AAH! AAH!AAH! 321 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,850 WORKS FOR ME. 322 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,470 NOW! 323 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,950 [ GRUNTS ] 324 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,370 NOW! 325 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,250 RIBBIT. 326 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,800 Leonardo: SO, WHAT NOW? WE EACH HAVE ONE KEY. 327 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,630 WE SHARE THE LOOT. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE WANT. 328 00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,190 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, 329 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,780 SEEING AS HOW I'M TAKING EVERYTHING 330 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,090 BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY "WOW." 331 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,020 [ LAUGHS ] 332 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,060 THEN I GUESS THE FIRST ONE IN WINS. 333 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,620 ONE... 334 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,340 TWO... 335 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,240 THREE. 336 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,310 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 337 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,150 AAH!AAH! 338 00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,530 NO. 339 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,740 IT'S... 340 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,190 [ GASPING ] 341 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,300 ...THE ULTIMATE GAMER! 342 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,540 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 343 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:18,690 THAT'S RIGHT, NEWBIES, IT'S ME, THE ULTIMATE GAMER! 344 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,720 AND YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PWNED! 345 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,450 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 346 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:25,320 YOU WERE POSING AS AN NPC? 347 00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:27,140 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 348 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,530 NOT FOR A CLASS-80 WARRIOR. 349 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,320 NO, YOU'RE CHEATING! 350 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,360 LET'S JUST SEE WHAT THE ADMIN WIZARD HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS! 351 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:37,360 [ SNORING ] 352 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,570 [ SNORING ] 353 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,160 ANCHOVIES. 354 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,060 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 355 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,690 SOUNDS LIKE NOBODY'S GOING TO BE BANNING ME. 356 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,240 AND SINCE YOU FIVE ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SKILLS, 357 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:54,790 IT'S GAME OVER! 358 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,930 SURE SHOT AURA ATTACK! 359 00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:58,590 AAH!AAH! 360 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,250 ARCANE MISSILE LAUNCH! 361 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,560 AAH!AAH! 362 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,660 EYES OF COBRA! 363 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,940 AAH!AAH! 364 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:07,940 YOU LOW-LEVEL PEONS ARE A COMPLETE JOKE. 365 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,290 YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH MY TIME. 366 00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:12,160 [ GROANING ] 367 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,950 WHAT ARE YOU NEWBS DOING, METHOD ACTING? 368 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:15,990 KEEP PLAYING. 369 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,820 CHANGELING, PWN THAT SUCKER ALREADY! 370 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:21,960 UH, WHAT? 371 00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:24,100 UGH! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO PLAY. 372 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,170 EVERY CHARACTER HAS A SECRET ENEMY 373 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,860 THAT THEY'RE VULNERABLE TO. 374 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,550 THE U.G. IS A WARRIOR. 375 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:31,730 THE WARRIOR'S ENEMY IS A WHITE LION. 376 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,280 YOU CAN BECOME ONE AND DESTROY HIM! 377 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,630 BUT THE ULTIMATE GAMER IS CLASS 80. 378 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:39,150 WILL HIS WHITE LION BE POWERFUL ENOUGH? 379 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:42,600 MAYBE IF WE CHAIN OUR WEAPONS FOR AN INFIELD POWER BOOST? 380 00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:43,880 WORTH A SHOT. 381 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,910 BUT SOMEBODY WILL HAVE TO KEEP THE U.G. DISTRACTED 382 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:46,980 WHILE WE DO IT. 383 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,740 UH, WHY'S EVERYBODY LOOKING AT ME? 384 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,160 ALL MINE! 385 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,270 ♪ BY THE SHINE OF THE MOON UP ABOVE ♪ 386 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,650 ♪ OH, HOW I LOVE MY SWEET HONEY ♪ 387 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,720 RIBBIT. 388 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,110 UM, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING? 389 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,660 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE -- MY JOB. 390 00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:08,830 DON'T INTERRUPT. 391 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:10,970 ♪ HONEY DOVE 392 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:11,970 RIBBIT. 393 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,730 ♪ KEEP ON SMILING, MY LOVE 394 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,050 IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 395 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,320 WEAPONS CHAINED. 396 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,810 NOW FOR THE BOOST. 397 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:25,330 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 398 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:27,640 TURN INTO THE LION ALREADY! 399 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,580 UH...HOW? 400 00:19:29,610 --> 00:19:31,540 TAB-ALT-BACKSPACE. 401 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,650 SAY MY KEYBOARD'S BROKEN. 402 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,590 JUST GIVE YOURSELF TO THE GAME AND BELIEVE! 403 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,800 [ GRUNTING ] 404 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,660 [ ROARS ] 405 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,970 ♪ A-WHOOPDIE-DOO 406 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,530 ♪ A-WHOOPDIE-DA 407 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,560 STOP! 408 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,810 I'M PWNING YOU ON PRINCIPLE. 409 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,120 YOU'RE ANNOYING! 410 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,400 HEH. JOKE'S ON YOU. 411 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,400 WHAT? 412 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,610 AAH! 413 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,190 [ GROANING ] 414 00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:04,440 AAAAH! 415 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,620 NO! 416 00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:10,000 NO ONE DEFEATS THE ULTIMATE GAMER! 417 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,310 MOMMY! 418 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,830 ALL RIGHT, LEO! 419 00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,700 YES! YES!YES!YES! 420 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,530 OKAY. TAKE WHAT YOU WANT. 421 00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,880 YOU EARNED IT. 422 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:40,820 [ SIGHS ] 423 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,310 SAFE AND SECURE. 424 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:45,240 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD GUY, AFTER ALL. 425 00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:47,210 YOU'VE GOT SOME MAD SKILLS. 426 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,970 YOU TOO. 427 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,350 WHO KNOWS -- 428 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:53,040 IN THE REAL WORLD, I MIGHT EVEN CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, 429 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,140 WHOEVER YOU ARE. 430 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,350 HEH. LATER, ELFINATOR. 431 00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:59,980 YEAH.YEAH, SEE YOU AROUND,WHITE KNIGHT. 432 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,080 HEY, BOSS, I -- 433 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,090 HEY! 434 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,920 YOU EVER HEAR OF KNOCKING? 435 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,540 HUH? 436 00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:10,260 DUDE IS WEIRD. 437 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,470 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M A HARDCORE GAMER. 438 00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:14,960 HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS. 439 00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:17,960 TELL ANYONE, AND I'LL RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT. 440 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,340 [ GULPS ] 441 00:21:22,970 --> 00:21:26,000 I GUESS THERE'S JUST ONE MAGIC SPELL LEFT TO CAST. 442 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,800 LET'S GO HOME. 443 00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:36,080 --Captions by VITAC-- www.vitac.com 444 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,090 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY 4KIDS PRODUCTIONS, INC. 29104

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