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♪ Goin' down to Tegridy
Farms, gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to Tegridy Farms,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ There's ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ I'm headin' on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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I got some weed,
and...
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I don't know what's going on.
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♪ So come on down
to Tegridy Farms ♪
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♪ And meet some friends
of mine ♪
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♪ Happy 300 to us ♪
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♪ Happy 300 to us ♪
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♪ Happy 300,
Tegridy Farms ♪
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- Ugh!
- Ugh!
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♪ Happy three hundred
thousand dollars ♪
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Can you believe it, gang?
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We've broken $300,000
selling weed.
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Not to be a dick,
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but I remember back when
you, Sharon, and you, Shelley,
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said buying a pot farm
was a "stupid" idea.
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Now we're living the dream.
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You're living the dream.
This is your dream.
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You know,
is it me
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or are people starting to not be
that stoked on Tegridy Farms?
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Are you guys still pissed off
about the China thing?
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You may not like that
I do business with China,
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but personally, I think you guys
having a problem with China
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is racist.
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Now come on!
Let's celebrate 300!
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Who wants shots?
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Shots?
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No shots!
No shots!
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Eric, you have
to be a big boy.
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Big boys get a toy
from the toy chest.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Eric, It's just a little prick.
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No, no, no!
Nooooo!
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Good boy, Eric!
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Our school now has
a very strict policy
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when it comes
to immunizations.
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Everyone has to follow protocol
or it puts everyone at risk.
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I'm sorry, PC Principal.
It's just that...
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my little Eric really
doesn't like shots.
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Well, Eric, nobody likes shots.
They're just a fact of life.
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No, no.
You don't understand.
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I've taken him to the doctor
every Friday
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for the past four years.
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They try to
give him his shot,
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but he gets scared
and runs around,
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and he squeals
like a little pig.
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The doctors try
to catch him,
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but Eric greases himself up
so they can't.
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I'm sorry,
but my hands are tied here.
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If Eric isn't immunized,
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then he cannot go
to this school.
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Please!
I've tried everything!
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You have to let Eric
go to school.
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I work all day,
and without school,
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he'll just...
he'll just have nothing!
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What do you think's gonna
be different next time you try?
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If... If you could
offer Eric something.
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Sometimes when Eric
is behaving this way,
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I think of a gift
or a treat of some kind.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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Like, what are
you thinking?
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I don't know!
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Like maybe
exclusive use
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of the tetherball pole at recess
for the next two months?
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Ooh, would that
be possible?
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What I care most about is
the safety of the students,
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so if you'll take your shots,
then I'll agree.
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Sweet. But, Eric,
you really have to do it this time, okay?
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When we're at the doctors,
you can't change your mind.
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I won't change my mind.
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Eric, it's okay!
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I'm sorry but I have
a lot of other patients to see.
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We'll just have to try again
next week.
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Come on, Eric.
We're going home.
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We're going home?
You promise?
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Let's go!
Get in the car!
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Wait, can I get a toy
from the toy chest?
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One toy, Eric!
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Cool!
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Yeah!
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300!
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Tegridy Farms!
Hello, South Park!
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Thanks for making Tegridy
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the most profitable farm
in Colorado!
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We couldn't have done it
without you, so here!
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Here's some beads!
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Here you go!
Beads for everybody!
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I've got $300,000!
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♪ China, China! ♪
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♪ Da‐da‐ya‐ya history! ♪
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♪ It was la la la China! ♪
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♪ China, China! ♪
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Alright, China!
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So, then I guess the school
said Eric can't come here no more
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and so he's been,
like, kicked out.
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Cartman can't go
to this school anymore?
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Yeah, he was actually kind of
upset about it
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because he said on the phone
that he has to do
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homeschooling
with this really mean teacher.
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Oh, my God. I don't know
how long this will last,
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but I'm gonna savor
every minute.
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Hey, guys!
I'm back in school!
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Everything worked out.
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I'm allowed back,
and it's all good!
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You got your shots?
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No, I don't have
to get my shots ever!
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And they can't
do anything about it.
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Because
I'm a consciousness objector.
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A conscientious objector?
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Yeah, I told the school,
I said, look you guys,
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I happen to have...
"religious, moral,
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or philosophical
convictions."
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And-And I said I believe
that "health and disease
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should not be controlled
by vaccination."
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Those are my beliefs.
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And besides, I don't want
to risk immunizations
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making me artistic.
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Dude, Cartman, don't you know
that if you don't get immunized
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you actually put people at risk
who... One second! One second!
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Sorry.
One second, gotta sneeze.
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Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
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I'm sorry.
What were you saying?
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I'm saying that
we all had to get shots
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and, actually,
if just one person doesn't...
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Oh!
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Snot web.
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I'll be right back,
you guys.
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Can somebody get me
a paper towel?
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I got a snot web here.
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Consciousness objector
coming through.
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Alright, everyone.
Listen up.
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I understand your frustration,
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but a government organization
like a school
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cannot impose its will
on a conscientious objector.
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It's not safe for our kids
to be in this school!
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You do understand that up
to 5% of kids with vaccines
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can still be at risk.
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Everyone has to do it,
or it doesn't matter!
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Yeah, I don't quite see
how it's fair that
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all the rest of our community
agrees to this.
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Why does one family
get to have a problem with it?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just my strong,
personal belief that
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"among other things,
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vaccines contain
harmful ingredients.
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Formaldehyde, aluminum
and even Mercury."
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Aw, come on, Mrs. Cartman,
all major medical organizations
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state that vaccines
are safe!
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The CDC, the FDA, UNICEF,
and the US Department of Health!
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Yes, yes,
I know but...
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"we can't even risk
a 0.1% chance of vaccinations
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making our children
artistic."
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Well, that's true.
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There are enough artists
in the world.
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Look, I don't know
what kind of mother
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wouldn't vaccinate
their child,
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but it's putting everyone
in danger, and that's why...
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Then you try to catch him!
You try it!
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Don't you people
criticize me
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until you've taken Eric
to the doctor,
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and you've tried
to hold him down!
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I'm a good mother!
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Don't you dare question
if I care about my child!
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Oh, shit.
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O‐Of course you care.
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Nobody likes seeing
their child in pain.
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Maybe... Maybe you should
just let us take care
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of getting Eric
his shots.
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You don't understand
how hard it is.
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We'll find a way
to make it
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completely painless
for him, okay?
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Alright, alright.
Bring him in!
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The little boy's room
is upstairs.
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Oh, I don't know
if I can go through with this.
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My little Eric is going
to be so mad at me!
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Look, by the time
he knows what's happened,
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it'll already be over.
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Did you bring
his boo‐boo present?
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Yeah, yeah, come on.
Thomas and Laura.
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Okay? See?
We got the present.
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Everything's
gonna be fine.
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Hey, what's going on?
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No, no! Nooo!
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Oh! It'll just
be for a second!
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Oh, Jesus!
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Eric, there's a big treat
for you if you stay still!
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Catch him!
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Thomas! Linda!
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Y‐You gotta get him!
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Eric! Oh!
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Well, what do we do now?
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I think the only way
we're gonna get Eric immunized
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is by bringing
in an expert.
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This is Big Mesquite Murph.
How can I help you?
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You say you got yourself
a conscientious objector?
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Well, you just sit tight.
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There aren't never no hog
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that Big Mesquite Murph
couldn't catch.
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How many thousand dollars has
Tegridy Farms made selling weed?
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$300,000!
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It's a 300‐palooza!
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Come on down
and see what we've got!
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What have we got?
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We've got $300,000!
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Just selling' all
this weed!
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And this month,
we're celebrating
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all our new customers in China!
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We're celebrating with
new T‐shirts!
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"Tegridy Farms made $300,000
and all I got was high."
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Get yours for just ten bucks!
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We couldn't have
done it without you!
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Remember!
That's $300,000!
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Well...
what'd you think, guys?
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How much did you spend
making that commercial?
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Who cares, Sharon?
Business is up.
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Nobody cares about
your stupid $300,000!
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We've become
the kind of business
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that we moved out here
to get away from!
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You know why
the Chinese buy our weed?!
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It's to plant
on their student protesters
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so they can
put them in jail!
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Yeah, we make money
either way.
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You don't care
how anyone else feels!
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We bought this farm
together, Randy!
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Or did you forget that?
I hate marijuana!
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Shelley!
I hate marijuana, too.
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Stan!
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Oh, Eric, I...
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wasn't sure
if you'd be up yet.
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Eric, you know I only
want what's best
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for my little snookums.
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You read me a bedtime story.
You tucked me in.
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And then you let half the town
into my room
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to try and give me a shot
against my will.
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It was supposed
to make it easier on you,
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and th‐th‐they didn't
catch you anyway.
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This is goodbye, Mom.
I can't live with you anymore.
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Eric, please!
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You don't know how hard it is
to be a parent!
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Sometimes we don't know
the right thing to do!
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So you go along
with society
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and try to force
immunizations on me
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even knowing
the health risks?
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00:11:47,122 --> 00:11:49,304
What if immunizations made my
friend Timmy the way he is?
251
00:11:49,391 --> 00:11:50,741
What if they made Jimmy
the way he is?
252
00:11:50,828 --> 00:11:52,776
What if they made Token
the way he is?
253
00:11:52,864 --> 00:11:54,879
Eric, when I was
at the store, I got you
254
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,742
some Little Debbie Cream Pies
and...
255
00:11:56,854 --> 00:11:58,030
That isn't gonna work
this time, Mom!
256
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,688
I don't want
to be around you anymore!
257
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,119
So I don't know where
you're gonna stay,
258
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,487
but you'll just have
to figure it out.
259
00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:06,156
I've already packed
all your things.
260
00:12:06,244 --> 00:12:09,160
Sweetie, you can't live
on your own.
261
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,104
You should've thought about that
before you made this house
262
00:12:11,192 --> 00:12:13,034
a nightmare for me.
Goodbye, mother.
263
00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:27,242
Alright, youngin,
we can do this the easy way
264
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:29,344
or we can do it hard.
265
00:12:35,164 --> 00:12:37,479
- ‐Yeeeeeeee‐haw!
- ‐
266
00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:39,579
- ‐Soooiee!
- ‐
267
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,604
Well? What happened.
268
00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:56,862
I ain't never seen
no hog like that...
269
00:12:56,950 --> 00:13:00,099
It's like it could run
two places at once.
270
00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:02,182
You said
you could catch him!
271
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:03,852
I did catch 'im!
272
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,921
I got him locked in a pen!
273
00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:07,979
It's just that every time
I bring out that needle,
274
00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,982
he becomes
like a hog tornado,
275
00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:11,885
but I'll get him!
Yeah?
276
00:13:11,973 --> 00:13:13,659
Or maybe you just believe
a little bit
277
00:13:13,747 --> 00:13:16,417
that vaccinations shouldn't be
mandated for school attendance
278
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,979
due to possible
still‐unknown side effects.
279
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,346
Don't you question me.
If anyone believes
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00:13:22,411 --> 00:13:25,661
that the most common side effect
of vaccines... anaphylaxis...
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00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:28,131
occurs in only one per several
hundred thousand
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00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:29,634
to one per million vaccinations,
283
00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:31,682
it's Big Mesquite Murph.
284
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,371
Now this hog you got here,
he's contained,
285
00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:37,108
but now I need help gettin' him
his shots.
286
00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:38,944
The only way
we're gonna get him,
287
00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:41,281
is we gotta build a big
enclosed pen
288
00:13:41,369 --> 00:13:43,284
'bout 100 feet in diameter.
289
00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:46,995
I'm also gonna need the best
wranglers flown in from Wichita.
290
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:51,000
And I'm gonna need some loud
music and some barbecue.
291
00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:53,265
Barbecue?
292
00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:58,979
Mrs. Cartman?
293
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,259
Hello, Randy...
294
00:14:00,347 --> 00:14:02,673
I'm... sorry to trouble you,
but...
295
00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,432
I don't know where to turn.
296
00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:06,386
I was hoping maybe...
297
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,428
I could buy some ganja.
298
00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:10,512
Whoa, whoa, what's going on?
299
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,547
My son h‐hates me.
300
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,611
The whole town h‐hates me.
301
00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:17,014
Nobody thinks I'm a good mom,
302
00:14:17,102 --> 00:14:18,962
and I don't know
if I am anymore!
303
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,472
Ok, ok, come on...
304
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,697
let's get you inside
and get you some weed.
305
00:14:23,532 --> 00:14:25,984
It all just happened gradually,
you know?
306
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:28,095
I don't know why
307
00:14:28,183 --> 00:14:30,353
but it's like everyone's
against me.
308
00:14:30,441 --> 00:14:32,392
Even my own son.
309
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:34,770
Believe me, I know
how that feels.
310
00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:38,047
You try to do what's best
for your family
311
00:14:38,134 --> 00:14:39,682
and all you do
is get on.
312
00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:42,586
I know immunizations
are probably for the best...
313
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,346
...but then you read
some of this stuff
314
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:47,259
on the Internet,
and I don't know.
315
00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:49,429
It's scary.
316
00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:51,132
That's just it.
317
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,120
When it comes to families,
we just have to do
318
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,205
what we think is best.
It doesn't matter.
319
00:14:56,293 --> 00:14:58,804
They're having an all‐county
mandated immunization
320
00:14:58,892 --> 00:15:00,111
round up tonight.
321
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,449
Any child not immunized
is about to be.
322
00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,501
All‐county immunization
round up?
323
00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:06,330
What's that?
324
00:15:06,956 --> 00:15:08,704
Good evenin', everybody,
325
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:12,244
and welcome to the CDC
Child Immunization challenge.
326
00:15:12,363 --> 00:15:14,520
This here special event
is sponsored by
327
00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:17,573
Voices for Vaccines
and also by Chevy.
328
00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:20,526
So with all that all out the
way, let's get to some action!
329
00:15:26,353 --> 00:15:28,735
First up, we have little
Danny Ray Johnston
330
00:15:28,822 --> 00:15:30,637
out of Bailey, Colorada.
331
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:33,473
He has not been immunized
since kindergarten.
332
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,776
He says he just don't like
needles.
333
00:15:42,469 --> 00:15:44,317
No! Noooooo!
334
00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,319
‐And there they go!
335
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,593
No! Noooo!
336
00:16:07,527 --> 00:16:08,892
Ah!
337
00:16:10,864 --> 00:16:12,485
Nooo!
338
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,915
He stuck him
in the left buttocks!
339
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:21,363
That is a 8.7 score,
right there.
340
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,759
Alright let's hear it for little Danny
Ray, folks.
341
00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:30,753
He's a little worse for wear
but now he can pick himself up
342
00:16:30,841 --> 00:16:32,388
a nice little toy
from the toy chest.
343
00:16:32,585 --> 00:16:34,342
Jesus...
344
00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:35,659
I've got to get out of here!
345
00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:40,231
It's just...
It's like...
346
00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:41,917
Can't people see
I'm trying to do
347
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:43,472
what's best
for my family?!
348
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,941
I'm trying to provide for them
by running a business!
349
00:16:46,029 --> 00:16:48,111
I'm sorry
if I make mistakes!
350
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:50,010
I know, Randy.
351
00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:52,038
Other parents expect me
to deal with Eric and...
352
00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:53,839
And I get it
from both sides
353
00:16:53,926 --> 00:16:56,842
because my family's
pissed off at me, too!
354
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:59,113
I understand.
No, you don't!
355
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,381
Yes, I do.
No, you don't!
356
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:03,016
Nobody understands.
357
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:08,122
Randy, we all try to do
the best for our family.
358
00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:10,157
And sometimes...
359
00:17:10,244 --> 00:17:12,159
when we're afraid
of being judged,
360
00:17:12,246 --> 00:17:14,761
we can push
our family away.
361
00:17:14,848 --> 00:17:17,452
Yeah, it's like everybody's
doing business with China.
362
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:18,845
Just, like, get over it.
363
00:17:19,008 --> 00:17:21,782
You should just feel lucky
that you have a partner
364
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:24,786
in doing what's right for your family.
Yeah...
365
00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:27,741
I'm afraid I haven't been very
kind to that partner lately.
366
00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,976
I think maybe it's time
for an apology.
367
00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:32,045
Thanks for the talk,
Randy,
368
00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:34,407
and for the weed.
Where you going?
369
00:17:34,495 --> 00:17:37,931
I'm going to do the only thing
I know how to do.
370
00:17:38,104 --> 00:17:39,727
Be a mom.
371
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,888
Nooo!
372
00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:46,035
Alright, and that is
Dr. Chet Molwinns
373
00:17:46,123 --> 00:17:48,905
that just gave that girl
her DTAP booster
374
00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:51,357
and her HPV vaccination.
375
00:17:51,452 --> 00:17:53,118
That is for genital warts.
376
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,054
Way to go, Chet.
377
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,915
Hey, folks, let's hear it for
all these wranglers tonight.
378
00:17:58,003 --> 00:18:00,421
They're workin' extra hard
to bring immunity
379
00:18:00,509 --> 00:18:02,157
to your community.
380
00:18:02,301 --> 00:18:05,850
Alright, folks, we are now
ready for the main event!
381
00:18:05,938 --> 00:18:10,102
This young man has never had
a single immunization.
382
00:18:10,316 --> 00:18:12,598
He says he is an orthodox Jew
383
00:18:12,686 --> 00:18:15,102
and a conscientious objector.
384
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:17,499
Everyone put your hands
together now for little
385
00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:20,382
Eric "The South Park Piggy"
Cartman.
386
00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:25,063
Sooouuuiiieee!
387
00:18:31,964 --> 00:18:34,546
There he goes folks!
Dear Lord, he's a slippery one.
388
00:18:42,262 --> 00:18:43,884
Do you remember
we used to come here
389
00:18:43,972 --> 00:18:46,788
and look over
the town lights together?
390
00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:48,288
Yeah, so what?
391
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,212
Then you turned
into an asshole.
392
00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:53,327
I brought you here
to apologize, Towelie.
393
00:18:53,414 --> 00:18:54,828
I let the money go
to my head.
394
00:18:55,222 --> 00:18:56,295
I... I got greedy,
395
00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:58,232
and I started acting
like a towel.
396
00:18:58,319 --> 00:18:59,629
I need you back.
397
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:02,540
I need Tegridy back
the way it used to be.
398
00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:04,917
No more harassing
home growers?
399
00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:06,754
No more harassing home growers.
400
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:09,024
No more dealing with those
MedMen assholes.
401
00:19:09,196 --> 00:19:10,444
No more MedMen.
402
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:12,762
No more kissing China's ass?
403
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,182
China's actually a free
and loving country that...
404
00:19:15,269 --> 00:19:16,731
I'm out.
405
00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:19,335
Wait! Wait, Towelie!
Come on, I need you!
406
00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:21,463
I'm never working
for a company
407
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,423
that's regulated
by a communist government.
408
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,020
Okay, okay...
409
00:19:25,108 --> 00:19:26,822
No more selling
to the Chinese.
410
00:19:26,939 --> 00:19:29,965
Then say it. Say, "
the Chinese government.
411
00:19:31,051 --> 00:19:32,599
the Chinese
government.
412
00:19:32,686 --> 00:19:34,534
I didn't hear you.
413
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:37,301
the Chinese government!
There!
414
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,872
Well...
415
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,387
you just got
your partner back.
416
00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:44,817
This is it.
417
00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:47,104
This is the moment
that Tegridy Farms
418
00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:49,316
got back on track.
419
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:54,081
Dear Lord, we are
goin' on 16 minutes here
420
00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:56,418
and ain't nobody caught this youngin!
421
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,754
This might very well be
a world record
422
00:19:58,842 --> 00:20:00,825
you're seeing here, folks.
423
00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:03,559
Get out of my way!
Move it!
424
00:20:03,908 --> 00:20:06,311
Whoa, whoa, Mrs. Cartman.
Everything is fine here.
425
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,844
It's okay, Liane!
They know what they're doing!
426
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:19,816
Oh, looks like we've got a
concerned parent in there,
427
00:20:19,904 --> 00:20:21,520
tryin' to take issue
with her child's well bein'.
428
00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:30,031
Mooommm!
429
00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:33,959
Leave my son alonnnneeeeee!
430
00:20:51,444 --> 00:20:53,892
I know I'm not the greatest mom
in the world.
431
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:55,963
I do the best I can.
432
00:20:56,051 --> 00:20:57,731
Whatever happens now
433
00:20:57,819 --> 00:20:59,901
is going to be done my way.
434
00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:01,317
Come on, Eric.
435
00:21:05,045 --> 00:21:06,090
Wait, Mom.
436
00:21:06,178 --> 00:21:07,392
No, Eric!
437
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,563
No shot, no toy!
438
00:21:09,696 --> 00:21:11,097
What?!
439
00:21:17,089 --> 00:21:18,871
Okay, doctor,
I'm ready for my shots.
440
00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:21,864
Eric, I've been speaking
with your mother...
441
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:25,344
- I'm afraid there's some bad news.
- Bad news?
442
00:21:25,432 --> 00:21:26,840
What are you talking about?
Mom?
443
00:21:26,928 --> 00:21:29,078
Your mother received
a heavy dose of vaccine
444
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,480
that wasn't meant
for an adult.
445
00:21:30,568 --> 00:21:33,317
I'm afraid there have been...
side effects.
446
00:21:33,412 --> 00:21:35,626
What side effects?
Mom?! Mom!
447
00:21:35,721 --> 00:21:37,510
Mom? Are you here, M...
448
00:21:39,845 --> 00:21:42,061
Eric...
449
00:21:42,383 --> 00:21:43,630
Nooo...
450
00:21:43,717 --> 00:21:45,659
Noooooo!33200
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