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♪♪
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You're up early too.
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Yes, I was too excited to sleep.
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Mmm, well good morning, honey.
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Honey?
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Well, sure.
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I mean, what do almost
married people call each other?
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I know, I know, why don't you call
me what your mom calls your dad.
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Okay.
I'll call you, Frank.
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I'm gonna call my parents
right now and tell them the news.
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Okay.
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Oh, it's the biggest news
of our lives.
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And you wouldn't believe what I've
gone through to make this happen.
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Hold it!
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I'm getting a message
from the ground!
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It's from somebody named, Kelly.
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Kelly?
Well, what does she want?
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Zack, can you hear me?
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Look, please don't jump.
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She says, "Please don't jump."
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- Why not?
- Why not?
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Zack, look.
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I don't want
you to jump because...
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"Don't jump because..."
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Because...
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I love you.
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"I love you."
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I love you too!
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"I love you too."
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Now get back down here
so I can hold you in my arms
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and show you
how much I love you.
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She says 10-4.
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Oh God!
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Hey, you guys.
Did you hear that?
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This is incredible.
She says, she loves me.
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Oh I feel like,
like I must be crazy.
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I don't want to jump out
of an airplane.
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Oh, guys, she says she loves me!
I don't want to die!
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It's okay, it's okay.
I got you.
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You're not gonna go anywhere.
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Okay, turn the plane around.
We're not gonna jump.
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Roger!
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Oh! Oh!
Hey!
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[screaming]
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That's right, Kelly and I
are getting married.
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So, what'd your parents say?
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They said we're too young,
it's a huge mistake,
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and they won't give us
a penny for the wedding.
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Do you know what this means?
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[scoffs] Yeah.
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Means we're not gonna
be calling our first son, Frank.
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♪ I'm standing
at the edge of tomorrow, ♪
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♪ and it's all up to
me how far I go ♪
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♪ I'm standing at the
edge of tomorrow ♪
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♪ I've never seen
such a view before, ♪
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♪ a new world before my eyes ♪
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♪ So much for me to explore ♪
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♪ It's where my future lies ♪
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♪ Today, I'm standing at
the edge of tomorrow ♪
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♪ From here, the future
looks bright for me ♪
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♪ And it's all up to
me how far I go ♪
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♪ It's my time to break away ♪
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♪ I'm standing at the edge
of tomorrow today ♪
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Yeah.
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Alright, then I guess there's
nothing else left to say.
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Bye.
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Guess your mom
wasn't too thrilled.
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I could hear her crying
on the other end of the phone.
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That was Dad.
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You know it's funny,
ever since I was a little girl,
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I had this fantasy
of a dream wedding.
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Look, it's not gonna happen if
both of our parents are against it.
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Yes it is.
Yes it is.
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Kelly, we are getting
married this weekend,
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and you are gonna have
the wedding of your dreams.
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I promise.
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Zack, that's really
sweet of you to say
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but you can't pull off
a wedding by yourself.
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Yes I can.
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Listen, Grammy Morris gave me
$3000 in savings bonds when I was five,
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she said I should only use
them in case of an emergency.
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You have $3000?
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No, I kind of have 1800.
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I sort of spent the rest
at a video arcade one summer.
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Listen, I can do it.
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Trust me.
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Hey, guys.
I need your help.
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And I need your help,
my zipper's stuck!
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This is more important.
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Oh, easy for you to say.
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You're not the one
who has to feel the breeze.
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I could catch pneumonia.
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Listen, Slader, our parents
won't help us throw the wedding,
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so I need my friends
to help me pull it off.
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Not this friend.
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What do you mean?
You're my buddy.
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That's right. That's why
I'm telling you the truth.
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You're too young
to get tied down, man.
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What do you want,
to ruin your life?
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Listen, Slader, I love Kelly.
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So get married.
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Who's stopping you?
But, don't expect me to help.
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Fine.
I won't.
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Hey, Screech, how would
you like to be my best man?
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Zack, this is the
greatest honor of my life.
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Do I get to throw the bouquet?
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No, the bride
throws the bouquet.
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Oh.
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Well, do I get
to wear the garter?
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No. The bride wears the garter.
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Boy the bride gets
to do all the fun stuff.
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Screech, what are
you trying to say?
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You want to be a bride?
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- Oh no, of course not.
- Oh.
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But it'd be nice to be asked.
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Hey, girls, girls.
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Which gown do you like better?
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Oh, I like the white
off the shoulder.
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But you know, you're gonna
have to shave your back.
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Come on guys, I'm serious.
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Kelly wants a classy wedding,
and I'm gonna give her one.
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Oh by the way,
I registered us at Foot Locker.
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Zack, before she gets back,
can I be the maid of honor?
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Sure.
Why not?
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Thanks.
Oh, I better start practicing.
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Zack... Now that she's gone,
will you talk to Kelly?
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I want to be the maid of honor.
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Sure. Why not?
[chuckling]
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[knocking]
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Hey, can I talk to you guys?
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- Sure.
- What's up?
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It's about this wedding.
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I can't let you guys
make this mistake.
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Back when I was your age,
I almost got married, too.
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But, my football coach strongly
recommended that I not do it.
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[scoffs] Why did he care?
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Well, probably
'cause it was his daughter.
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Her name was Margot.
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Boy, she was the sweetest girl.
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You know, there's not a day that
goes by that I don't think about her.
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You know, she's probably
the one great love of my life.
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And, I let her
slip through my fingers.
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Mike, that's so sad.
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[choking sigh]
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It is, isn't it?
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Man, what a dope I was.
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Here I am, all alone...
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You guys should get married.
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Hey, if there's anything I
can do for ya, just let me know.
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Wasn't he supposed to talk us
out of getting married?
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Yeah. I just hope he never
mans a suicide hotline.
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[knocking]
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Oh, that must
be my little surprise now.
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Wh-What surprise?
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[sighs]
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Don't you guys have
a bell-boy or something?
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[squeals]
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What are you doing here?
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Zack called me, I wouldn't have
missed it for the world, girl.
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[squeals]
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Okay, it's all set,
the dresses, the flowers...
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Who are you?
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Alex, Leslie, this is my
life-long friend, Lisa Turtle.
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I can't believe she's here.
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Of course I'm here.
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You can't have a wedding
without the maid of honor.
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You're the maid of honor?
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Zack, you said
I could be the maid of honor.
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Get in line.
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Zack said I could be
the maid of honor.
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Zack, the bride is supposed
to choose the maid of honor.
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You're right.
You handle it.
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Don't worry, Lisa.
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Three more trips
and I'll have them all.
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[chuckles]
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Screech, hey.
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- Yeah?
- Hey.
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So, did you price rings?
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Yeah, I'm afraid so.
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The cheapest one I could find
at the jewelry store was $1200.
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Twelve hundred?
I can't afford that.
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It gets worse.
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The chapel's booked
for the next six months.
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- Wait, we can't get the chapel?
- No, no, Kelly.
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We're gonna get the chapel,
and we're gonna get you a ring,
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and we're gonna
find us an apartment.
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Zack, have you talked
to Dean McMann?
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Freshmen need her
permission to live off-campus.
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[all groan] Oh no.
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Oh, she hates you, right?
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No, no.
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Dean McMann doesn't hate me.
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She despises me.
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Well, Dean McMann,
we're getting married,
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and we need your permission
to live off-campus.
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Oh, Kelly.
You're not gonna marry this.
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Now, I know you didn't
mean that like it sounded.
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What, did it sound nasty?
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Yeah.
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That's how I meant it.
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Dean McMann, Zack and I
are very serious about this.
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Well, okay.
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I suppose it's time for me to give you my
speech about getting married too young.
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Sit down.
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Now, I have seen this
time and time again,
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and always with
the same results.
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The financial burden
proves too great.
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To support his bride
and pay for the new apartment,
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the young husband is forced
to drop out of school and--
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Drop out of school...
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On the other hand, there's
a lot to be said for marriage.
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All we know is that
we really love each other.
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Oh that [stammering]
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that is just so lovely.
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I'll do anything
I can to help you.
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You have my permission
to live off-campus.
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[both] Oh that's great.
Thank you, Dean.
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Now is there anything else I can
do, to hurry this marriage along?
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Well, we sort of wanted to get
married in the school chapel,
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but it's booked up.
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Oh.
[chuckles]
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It was booked.
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Yes, Reverend Dunlap.
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Yes, this is Dean McMann, here.
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I would like to reserve
the chapel this Sunday,
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for the Kapowski-Morris wedding.
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Yes, well, bump
Professor Fink's funeral.
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He'll keep till Monday.
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Yes.
Thank you.
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Well, you have the chapel.
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- Oh.
- Great.
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But Reverend Dunlap
would like to meet you
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just to make sure that you are
sincere about marriage. So...
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So, when you meet him...
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really sling it.
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So after all these years,
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you and Zack
are getting married.
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How does it feel?
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Oh, I'm feeling 100
different things right now.
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I'm excited, I'm nervous,
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I'm anxious,
and I'm really happy.
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Oh, that's how I felt
when I saw my first mall.
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Lisa, you haven't
changed at all.
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No I haven't.
Which reminds me.
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Remember when we were ten,
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we made a bet about
who would get married first?
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Well, since it looks
like it's gonna be you,
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you have to say
the farewell speech.
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You didn't bring the picture.
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[laughing] Yes I did.
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Say goodbye to our first love,
252
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,256
Kirk Cameron.
253
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,857
[laughing]
254
00:10:57,982 --> 00:10:59,684
Okay, okay.
255
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,595
- This is really silly.
- I know, I know, but it's a bet.
256
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,330
- Go ahead.
- Okay.
257
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,765
Kirk.
258
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,468
How can I break it to you?
259
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,805
I've watched every
episode of Growing Pains,
260
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:16,543
including the socially relevant
ones that weren't very funny.
261
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:20,213
But, I've found someone else.
262
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,981
I'm sorry, Kirk.
263
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,250
This is goodbye.
264
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,655
Oh I love Kirk Cameron.
265
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:32,892
Their episode on gum disease is
what inspired me to become an actress.
266
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,529
Um, Kelly, I want to talk to you
about your floral arrangements.
267
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,865
Oh yeah, Kelly,
I've got some great ideas, too.
268
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,334
Well then save them for when
your other friends get married.
269
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,571
I'm the maid of honor,
so what I say goes.
270
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:47,240
[sarcastic chuckle]
Excuse me,
271
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,309
but I believe
I'm the maid of honor.
272
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,244
I just flew
cross-country for this.
273
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,912
Well then you'll
just win the prize for
274
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,881
"Brides Maid who
Traveled the Furthest."
275
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,817
I can't believe you two
are fighting about this,
276
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,519
it's so childish and petty.
277
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,387
Besides, I'm the maid of honor!
278
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,656
[overlapping arguments]
279
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,662
Come on, Slater, why won't
you go to Zack's bachelor party?
280
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,831
Is it because I'm best man,
and you're not?
281
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,400
Screech, if you were
the last man on Earth,
282
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,636
you still wouldn't
be the best man.
283
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,338
Hey, guys.
284
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,340
Here you go, and that's for you.
285
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,675
- What's this?
- Wedding invitations.
286
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,712
I told you man, I am not
gonna be a part of this.
287
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,683
Come on guys, I'll take you to
that discount jewelry store I found.
288
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:34,888
Zack, Lisa,
289
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,422
I'd like you to meet Stan.
290
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,591
Yeah, yeah, charmed to make
your acquaintance.
291
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,694
Hey, uh, Stan,
where's your store?
292
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,329
It's right here kid. Eh?
293
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:47,567
And as you can see, I not only have
a diverse selection of elegant rings,
294
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,669
but I have some other items
that have been tailored
295
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,437
to the needs
of the newlywed. Eh?
296
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,339
Like these speakers
right here. Eh?
297
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,341
What do you think?
Real space savers, huh?
298
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,676
Ooh, how much?
299
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,978
Uh, Stan, can we just
please see your rings.
300
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,015
Your wish is my life.
Come on, step over here.
301
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,083
Look what I've got
today for you.
302
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,486
Picked out just fine for you.
Look at those beauties. Woo.
303
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,054
[nervous chuckle]
304
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:13,326
Garbage, garbage, oh junk.
305
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,529
Hey whoa, young lady.
Please, huh?
306
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,231
Jewelers got feelings too.
307
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,066
Yeah, but there's only
one good stone in here
308
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,002
and that's that 75 point
diamond on your finger.
309
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,370
What, this?
310
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,472
Nah, nah, nah,
this is a family heirloom.
311
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,807
I'll never part with this.
312
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,509
Not for less than $1000.
313
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,010
- Six hundred.
- Seven.
314
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,979
Zack, you know we are
wasting our time here.
315
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,347
Okay!
Alright, alright.
316
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,815
Six.
[chuckles]
317
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,351
And lady, I hope you stay
in college a long time.
318
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,486
The real world
ain't ready for her.
319
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,990
So Screech, talk to your
grandmother about that watch?
320
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,128
Zack, it's beautiful.
321
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,131
I have to admit, you're really
making this wedding happen.
322
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,100
Which reminds me, what
time is the minister coming by?
323
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,101
At seven.
324
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,904
That gives us just enough time to
check out the apartment I found for us.
325
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,439
You found one?
That's great.
326
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,307
Yup, I just have enough money
left for the deposit.
327
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,642
Oh, I can't wait to see it.
328
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,310
Mmm, neither can I.
329
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,214
[classy music ♪]
330
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,255
Hi, honey.
I'm home.
331
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,091
Oh, darling,
I missed you so much.
332
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,392
Oh.
333
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,526
Muah.
334
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,828
So, what's for dinner?
335
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,330
Oh, I just whipped up
a little Caesar salad,
336
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:29,469
lobster bisque, chateaubriand,
and for dessert, this.
337
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,573
Daddy, daddy.
338
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,643
Oh, hi there,
Zackarina, Zack Jr.
339
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,312
We waited up to see you, Daddy.
340
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,347
And now,
we're going to bed quietly.
341
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,450
By ourselves,
so we won't bother you.
342
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,653
[both] Goodnight children.
343
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,288
Goodnight!
344
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,990
Life doesn't get
any better than this.
345
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,260
Oh, yes it does,
Monday Night Football's on.
346
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,263
[sighs]
347
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,700
Are you picturing
what I'm picturing?
348
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,901
Yeah.
349
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,570
I just hope it's not
the Cowboys vs. the Bills.
350
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,907
- What?
- Hmm?
351
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:10,643
Oh, nevermind, nevermind.
352
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,015
This way.
Here it is.
353
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,651
There we go.
Wait a minute.
354
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,322
Now, I know this is corny, but I am
going to carry you over this threshold.
355
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,324
Zack. [giggling]
356
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,596
[yells] Oh.
357
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,904
Sorry Kelly.
I'm sorry.
358
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,038
But, don't worry.
359
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,207
I'm sure the manager
will fix this place right up.
360
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,742
Hey, hey, dude.
361
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,911
You like the way
I fixed up your crib?
362
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,245
Ah, Stingray.
363
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,081
Wait a minute,
you're the manager?
364
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,315
Yeah.
365
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:53,353
They let me crash in the basement
if I keep the dump looking sharp.
366
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,057
So, do you got your deposit?
367
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,460
Zack, you're really not gonna
take this place are you?
368
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,495
Come on, Kelly, it's the
only place we can afford.
369
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:06,165
And besides, once we, I don't
know, get some new furniture,
370
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,934
a new rug... [gasps]
371
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,404
Oh, um,
I'll need some references.
372
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,539
At least we'll be together.
373
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,376
Well that's good, because I
don't want to be here alone.
374
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,277
Here's the deposit.
375
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,013
Cash.
Wo ho ho.
376
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:24,183
Forget about the references.
[laughing]
377
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,020
Well, first place together.
378
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,655
Pretty exciting, huh?
379
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,090
Yeah.
380
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,426
- Can we go now?
- Yeah.
381
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,967
Something wrong?
382
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,770
Uh, it's just, our apartment
turned out to be a dump.
383
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,139
I tell you,
Kelly was really depressed.
384
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,707
And so am I.
385
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,108
Sorry to hear that.
386
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,977
Yeah well, maybe you're right.
387
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,212
Maybe this time I took on
more than I can handle.
388
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,649
Nah, you're just overreacting.
It's probably not that bad.
389
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,034
Well, if you come to visit us,
bring a ladder.
390
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:03,423
Look, I bet if you get a bunch
of your friends together,
391
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,959
some paint brushes, a tool box,
you can turn that place right around.
392
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,261
Now, wait a minute.
393
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,730
Are you saying that you're
one of my friends again?
394
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,565
Hey, I always was.
395
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,000
And I still am.
396
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,334
Thanks man.
397
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,069
[snap]
398
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,539
Well I gotta take a shower.
399
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,174
I gotta see a man
about a church.
400
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,508
Hey cuz.
401
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,478
Screech, I changed my mind.
402
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,447
I'm coming
to that bachelor party.
403
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,081
Only, you better let me plan it,
404
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,684
'cause I'm gonna throw my bud
a real bachelor party.
405
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:32,885
Well, fine.
406
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,188
Then you be the one
to cancel Barney.
407
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,728
Ta-ta-ta-ta. [laughing]
408
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,264
What are you wearing?
409
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:48,634
This happens to be the perfect
bridesmaid dress for Kelly's wedding.
410
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:52,538
Yeah, but only if she's planning
on marrying Krusty the Clown.
411
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,509
Why don't we go for something
more conservative? Like this.
412
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,643
Conservative?
413
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,181
Leslie, that dress should have its
own chair on the McLaughlin group.
414
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,550
Hey, guys, how's it going?
415
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,053
- Kelly, look at this bridesmaid--
- Don't, you'll go blind.
416
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,621
Now, if you want elegance,
can I suggest--
417
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,490
- What about simplicity?
- Whoa, whoa!
418
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,992
I thought the bride was supposed
to make choices like this.
419
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,094
You're right, go ahead.
420
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,965
Okay, okay.
421
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,100
Look, my choice is that
you three stop fighting
422
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,736
over every detail and start
getting along with each other
423
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,938
before this wedding is over.
424
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,745
If we keep this up we're
going to ruin Kelly's wedding.
425
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,046
Yeah, you're right.
426
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,915
You guys, let's do something
to cheer her up.
427
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,316
Let's um...
428
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,851
Throw her a shower.
429
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,520
Or a bachelorette party.
430
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:41,721
- Yes!
- That's a great idea.
431
00:18:41,781 --> 00:18:42,859
Let's do it tonight.
432
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,524
Yeah, something really
classy and stylish.
433
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:48,528
Exactly! I'll go hire
the male exotic dancer.
434
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,368
Alright, now, Reverend Dunlap
should be here in a minute.
435
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,437
Now all we have to do is convince him
that we're mature enough to get married.
436
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,039
[loud knocking]
That's him! That's him.
437
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,941
- Pull your skirt down lower.
- Okay.
438
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,977
Why, that's something I never
thought I'd hear you say.
439
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,846
[all] Surprise!
440
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,948
It's your bachelorette party!
441
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,151
Ah, guys, this is
really sweet but the timing--
442
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:15,454
Yeah, you and Zack will have plenty
of time for that after you two get married.
443
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,990
Listen, girls, you're all gonna
have to leave. I've got a Reverend--
444
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,425
Surprise!
445
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:20,660
[cheering]
446
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,761
What's going on?
447
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,362
Hey, this is
your bachelor party, man.
448
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,697
No, no, no, Slater!
Not now!
449
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,265
[whistle]
450
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,701
There's a lot of noise in here.
451
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,938
Now which one
of you is Zack Morris?
452
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,173
Uh, I am.
453
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,676
[rock music ♪]
454
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:39,312
Surprise!
[cheering]
455
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,556
There you go!
456
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,426
No, no, no!
457
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,227
- Relax.
- Quit it!
458
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,563
[cheering continues]
459
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,474
Uh, excuse me,
I must be in the wrong place.
460
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,242
I'm looking for Kelly Kapowski?
461
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,711
No, no, no,
you're in the right place.
462
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,213
I love the outfit, now lose it.
463
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,083
I beg your pardon?
464
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,385
You heard me,
beefcake, peel down.
465
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,188
Rev-Reverend Dunlap?
466
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,056
Are you by any chance,
Zack Morris?
467
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:27,026
Yes! Yes, um, nice to meet you.
468
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,061
Have you met my fiancé,
Kelly Kapowski?
469
00:20:29,121 --> 00:20:30,643
- Nice to meet you.
- It is a pleasure.
470
00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:32,466
No! No, no, no,
this is not my fiancé.
471
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,103
This is the stripper.
472
00:20:34,784 --> 00:20:37,554
I see. Well maybe I should
come back another time.
473
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,338
Oh, that'd be great. Say, um...
474
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,107
- [whispers] Monday.
- Monday. Monday?
475
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,110
I was thinking more along
the lines of ten years.
476
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,445
When you've had a
chance to grow up.
477
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,481
Goodnight.
478
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,153
I knew we should
have gone with Barney.
479
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,761
Hey.
480
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,364
We lost the chapel, huh?
481
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,800
Yeah.
Listen.
482
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:09,969
Kelly, I know what
you're gonna say.
483
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,404
If I can't handle
planning a wedding,
484
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,172
how am I gonna handle
a marriage?
485
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,408
I guess our parents were right.
486
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,810
That's not what I was gonna say.
487
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,545
It's not?
488
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:20,980
No.
489
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,748
Look, Zack.
490
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,518
You've tried so hard
to give me my dream wedding.
491
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,820
But my real dream
is to have a husband
492
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,556
who would do anything
in his power to make me happy.
493
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,591
And that's you.
494
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,760
I love you, Kelly.
495
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,063
I love you too.
496
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,700
So, hmm?
497
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,601
What do we do now?
498
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,837
We get married, right now.
499
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,272
Reno's only a few hours away.
500
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,074
We can get married
in ten minutes in Nevada.
501
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,241
No.
No way!
502
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:53,112
No bride of mine is going to be married
in some cheap tacky place like Reno.
503
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,915
We're going to Las Vegas.
504
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,655
[knocking]
505
00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:04,481
Guys, can I talk you you?
506
00:22:04,576 --> 00:22:05,622
- Sure, Mike.
- What's up?
507
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:06,959
It's about this wedding.
508
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,028
I can't let you make
this mistake.
509
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,763
I'm in love with Kelly.
510
00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,732
[laughing]
511
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,203
Hey Professor Lasky.
512
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,537
Hey Mr. Slater.
513
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,439
So, did you hear the news
about Kelly and Zack?
514
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:21,874
No, and I'm not interested.
515
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,442
What Kelly does with Zack,
or anybody else,
516
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,643
is no concern of mine.
517
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,579
They're getting married.
[spits]
518
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:30,149
[spits repeatedly]
519
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,717
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