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Oh, oh this is it. Look. Oh
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my god, we totally need one of those.
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For what?I, you know, it...
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every kitchen has one, right?That's just
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like another thing to be in the kitchen
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collecting dust. Seriously. No way!
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That's... pretty awesome. I mean,
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your father would like that. I mean think
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of all the, think of all the things I
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could make with that. Oh, and it's,
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it's only two payments. Two
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payments of $19.99?Are you kidding me?
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What a good deal. You know what?Look at
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that. Dad has enough junk already. No No
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no no, it fits right in there, it fits
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right in the kitchen. Can we watch
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something else?Look at it, it blends, it
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cooks, it juices, you can do
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everything and for the price, ohOh my
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god, honey, you can't beat it. When's the
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last time you juiced anything?But I
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would if I had that! Oh my god, you'd say
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that about everything! Let's just watch
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something else, can we watch a movie?No,
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this is, are you kidding?They have so
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much cool stuff on here. Yeah. There's so
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much cool stuff, they have everything you
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need. I know, but you would never even
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think to get this kind of things if you
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weren't watching this. Well that's why
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it's on TV, honey. That's boring.
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I'm so bored though! So go, go call
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one of your friends. Ohh I thought the
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whole point of us spending time together
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was that we could spend time together. We
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are spending time together. We're, we're
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spending time together, honey. We're
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spending time watching TV and buying
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things that we need. Where's the phone?
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I... Let me just... No.
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Can I just look?No, you can't look. I'm
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watching something. Why don't you put it
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on the guide and then at least we can
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watch it in the little screen and I can
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look-- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait
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Oh ohh my god, we need one of those too.
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Seriously?Yes.
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YesSee, why would you want to change the
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channel?Because this is so boring.
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I can't buy any of these things. No,
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you can't buy any of these things, but I
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can. And honey, you live in
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my house. So,
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whatever. You guys right, go call one of
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your friends. You're young, go out, go do
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something. Or you can hang out with
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your stepmom. I do love you. Oh,
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ohh look at what, it even cooks soup.
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Oh! When's the last time we had soup?
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Well, again, if I had one of these,
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we'd be cooking soup. We would have soup
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for dinner tonight. I don't even
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like soup, so... I guess we don't really
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need it. You liked soup when you were a
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kid. Why wouldn't you like soup now?
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Because it's all squishy and...
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I don't know. There's no substance in
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soup. Come on, let me just try-- Nope!
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Let's just-- Nope! Nope! Nope! Maybe
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there's something else that we could both
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enjoy on. Honey, how could you not enjoy
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this?See how informational, I know you
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love things, but informational stuff?
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No, why would you need to leave the house?
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Why would you need to leave the house?
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When you have this right here, it tells
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you everything you need, every new
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kitchen utensil you might need. I'm
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so on board. Come on, a
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hand mixer?Okay, so to go with the
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blender, we need a new hand mixer. The
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The stick mixer, see how could that?No,
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but that one's old. Yeah, but it works
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just good, so it's not broken. I haven't
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used it in ages. It's old, it's, it's I
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don't know. The cord is
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breaking. This is a new one. You are so
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ridiculous. Shh,
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shh, oh.
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That is the most useless product I've
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ever seen. No, it's totally not
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useless. Why would it be on TV if it were
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useless?I mean, if you want a massage,
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why don't you just go to a massage parlor?
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Well, if I have something at home.
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See?Okay, look at that. Look at
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that. Massager, neck massager, shoulder
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massager, back massager, all-in-one
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massager. You can even use it on your
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calves. Ah, yeah. It has
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different settings and different
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attachments. Yeah, but Mom, don't you
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realize that if you if you have this
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massager, you have to use it on yourself.
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There's not somebody that's gonna be
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there to help you. I mean, I guess Dad
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could, but one last time he's anything
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fun. My father,
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whatever. No, but I could totally, I
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could use it on myself. That's why it has
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like the handle, the back thing, so you
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can you can get your own, I mean. Yeah,
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but that's. Yeah, I'm stiff, I'm stiff.
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In the back. I'm kind of held if you're
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having the strain to like reach. Yeah,
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but that's supposed to loosen you up. I
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mean. Whoa, see,
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again, the payments. Two
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payments.
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Seriously?And it has, like, an
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extending handle?I mean... Alright,
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I'm done arguing. I could get my lower
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back?Look at all the buttons it
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has!Look at all the different settings,
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man. That's really cool. Sweetheart, you
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have to admit, that looks like a pretty
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handy device right there. Yeah, but you
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have to do it all by yourself and having
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to like strain to reach back there to get
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those problem areas is not gonna be very
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good for you. It's guaranteed.
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It says guaranteed relaxation. They
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wouldn't say something was guaranteed
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unless it actually worked. I mean,
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that's what guaranteed is.
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Guaranteed. You know. It's guaranteed
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to relax. You could save a lot of
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money if you just let
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me give you a massage. Honey, you
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don't know how to massage. How hard would
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it be?This thing right there. You still,
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okay, even if that thing works, you still
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have to know how to use it. It comes with
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instructions. Let me just,
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look, I'll show you. I bet it's way
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better than you expected.
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Whatever sweetheart, whatever entertains
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you while mommy's watching her shows.
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How's the pressure?That's good
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honey, that's good. A little vibrating
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action though, I mean, if if your
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fingers, you know, if they vibrate it a
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little bit. See, that's just... You've
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never had anything nice this day, gosh.
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Oh, you're doing a very lovely job,
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honey. Thank you. A lovely job.
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I think I think i need to order this
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tonight. No, mom, trust
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me.
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But look at it, and
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overnight shipping.
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Mom, you don't get that personal
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human touch with just a machine. I
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think that's important with massage.
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Personal human touch, but this I can use
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in the middle of the night. If I wake up
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with a stiff neck, I can just, you know,
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roll over, grab it, put it on
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my neck. It's, you know,
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look, it's anytime use.
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Anytime use, anytime use, guaranteed
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relaxation. I mean, come on, you can't
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beat it.
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And again, the one day shipping, the one
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day shipping. Wait, you have to breathe.
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What are you doing?I'm just massaging
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you. It's not a big deal. You're getting
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a little, a little touchy with
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your fingers there. Let's just, let's
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keep it to the back, baby. Let's keep it
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to the back. Whatever you say.
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You know, you're only my stepmom. It's
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not really that weird. Yes, but
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baby, I've I've been your stepmom for a
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long time. I've known you since you
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were a little... Little thing. Yeah,
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you don't let me forget. Oh, it
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comes with extras too. You don't
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need any of them. You can get two of them
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for the price of one. Where are you
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gonna store all that crap?We have
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plenty of space. There's closet
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space, we have room in the attic.
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I mean, who knows, somebody might need,
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what?Sorry.
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I didn't realize how big your boobs are.
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Do they get bigger?
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Whoa! I'm your stepmom.
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But, come on, that's a little
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inappropriate behavior. Listen,
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I promise you that I bet I can give you a
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better massage than that thing. And if
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I'm wrong, then I think it's fair you can
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order it. But let me try.
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Okay, okay
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You can try.
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Let's just, you know, keep it
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appropriate, honey. Keep it...
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Keep it on the shoulders and the back. If
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you think you can do a good job, then...
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Um, well, I think to give you the best
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massage I should probably use some of
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this oil, but... Right. I don't want to
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get it all over your dress, mom, it's
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still pretty. Mm, I did
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just buy this dress. Just take it down a
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little bit, like to your shoulders.
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That's totally like normal. That's what
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they do in the salons too. You're right,
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you're right. Go to the spa
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and you know, I I do wish there was a
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like a sheet or a thing to to
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put over. Yeah, yeah but it's not weird
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because we're family. Okay, just
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be good, honey. Just be good. Pull your
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hair over to one side. I don't want to
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get any of this in your hair either.
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How nice does that feel?That's good,
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baby, that's good. See, you're doing a
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wonderful job, but I mean, two for the
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price of one. What do you need two of
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them for?I have two hands.
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Honey, you're in school, you're not
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around all the time. I can't always rely
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on you as much as I love you, honey. You
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know, this?Guaranteed.
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Guaranteed to be there all the time.
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Two for the price of one. Attachments,
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oh, look, oh, look at that
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attachment. Wouldn't that look cool?That
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looks painful. Painful.
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Oh, it's like a something, like
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something vibrating. Oh look, and it's
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a little ball. Oh, it even has like
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little stubs on it, likeIt's like little
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nubs, little nubs. It has little bumpy
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nubs. See, it gets in there better. It
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gets in there and see, it gets all the
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crevices. Your hands are lovely, honey,
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they really are. See?But,
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this.
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If you could just like, put your
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shoulders back just a little bit, that
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way I can reach better, like, it's
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important for all the muscles, 'cause
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they all connect, you know, I learned
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that in school. Like these ones
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go all the way back here. Oh, I
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know you're very into your anatomy,
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honey. I know. Anatomy, you're a big
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thing.
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You're ridiculous sometimes. But we're
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spending time together, aren't we?That's
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me. Lots of time. What?
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You need honey everywhere, honey.
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Like I said, let's keep it
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appropriate. You're my daughter. You
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can't be... It's not like we've never
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seen each other naked before. This
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is the best way. I can't. Look,
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would anybody think it's, I mean... Why
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wouldn't anybody have to know?I mean, I
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think every daughter gives their mom a
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massage. Don't they?Shoulder massages.
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Not, you know...
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Alright, fine. But, what about, do
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you want to at least like lie down on
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your stomach so I can get the rest of
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your back?
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Umm I won't see anything, you'll be
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laying on your stomach. I'll be laying on
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my stomach.
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Yeah. The
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dress is super cute. Oh
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my gosh. See?See, TV, I
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ordered it from the TV. See, it
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arrived, it came in one day.
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I told you. You're so
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silly. You got one good product from
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there. That doesn't mean everything's
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good. That looks like a good product.
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Just stretch out. There.
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Isn't that so much more comfortable?It
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is, honey, it is.
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Okay, let's see.
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Isn't that nice?You can
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get it all over your back now.
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Look at that. See, doesn't that feel good?
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Oh, you're right. It does, it does. You
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don't need one of those machines. It's a
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waste of money.
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Maybe so. Maybe you're right. Maybe I
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don't need that one. See?
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That's a good dress though, right?It is,
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it is. You can get really good things
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from the TV. But how are you supposed to
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know if it fits?How do you order
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something like that?Well, if it
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doesn't fit, then I give it to you. I
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take it to, you know... Is that where you
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got this dress?Well,
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maybe. You're totally busted. It
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was just a little too small for me, so I
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passed it on to you. Ohh I
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knew you would like it. It just got oil
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all over it from my hands. Do
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you think that's gonna ruin it?Um, yeah,
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I think you might need to get some club
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soda or something on it. Shoot. Alright,
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let me just take it off now before I get
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even more. My hands are covered in oil.
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Oh, you know what
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time it is?What time?It's time for my
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stories. How could I forget?
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Oh yeah. So...
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Do you know what's happening right now on
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on my stories?No. Okay.
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So Brad is cheating
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on Tanya with Melissa.
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Isn't that scandalous?I guess.
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See, okay. Oh, oh,
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oh, see, it's totally starting.
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Okay, watch this, watch this. Brad, oh,
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he's so cute, but he's such
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a maniacal little fuckerMom!
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What?He is. See, look at him, you
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can see it in his eyes. He's got the
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eyebrow, he just raises one eyebrow and
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you know, you know he's about to go cheat
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again. See,
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look, I don't think I'll ever get into
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these kind of shows. Oh, I love
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it. Absolutely love
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it. Oh, see?Oh my god,
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oh my god, she just found out. Did you
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see that?She found a note. She found a
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love letter he wrote her. I always get
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into this stuff. It's so cheesy. It's my
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stories, honey. It's my stories.
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You know what, though?I kind of feel like
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I can't do a proper massage if I have to
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keep going over and around your
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underwear. Just, honey, you're you're
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getting a little low. You're getting a
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little low. Yeah, but
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they're gonna get a little oily. Isn't
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that gonna stain this fabric?I...
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It's already kind of like looking weird.
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I don't want to ruin them. They
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are expensive panties. Sorry.
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Did you already get oil on them?There's a
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little bit on the back, but it's really
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not that bad. If we take them off now,
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they'll probably be like, okay.
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Should I just... Should I just
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slide them down?Um, yeah,
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here.
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Oh, oh, ohThis is the best part.
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You can just be like that maybe, and then
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I can massage the front of your legs. Oh,
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okay. I basically did all the back.
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Whoops.
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Oh my god. Doesn't that feel good?She has
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another girlfriend?That
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means he's cheating on them both. Are
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you even paying attention to my massage?
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Yes. Remember we made a deal, right?A
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deal, a deal. Yes, absolutely. I,
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you know, I don't know why I need that
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thing anyway, but. Oh
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my god, he's he's going for it.
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He's going, he's meeting
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Tina.
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So scandalous. What
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do you... Hey, Hey heyI'm just giving
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you a massage, it's okay. I don't
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I don't really know if that's okay,
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honey. Hon, I don't really think...
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It feels good, doesn't it?Yeah, but you
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know, you're getting, you're getting into
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kind of...
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Like, risky area. I mean...
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But it's okay, we're both girls. Yeah,
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but massages don't really go there.
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I... I mean, I've seen some massages that
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went there. I don't know what massages
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you're having, honey, but... Not on
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me! In the movies!
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Oh, okay. You talk about my
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stories, but then you and your
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movies. I don't know.
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Just let me try. I promise you'll like
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it. Try what?Try it. Try massaging you. I
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want to do everything that that stupid
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machine can do. You are massaging me. You
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are massaging me. You're massaging my
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legs.
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Mm-hmmYeah, but if you have your legs
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slammed shut like that, I can't massage
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the inside of your legs.
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Well, I mean...
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It's not like I haven't seen it before. I
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know. I mean, trying on clothing
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or, you know...
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How is this any different than trying on
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clothing or like taking showers together?
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Well, I mean-- And when I broke my arm, I
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couldn't wash my hair.
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That's different.
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stupid. That's a medical condition. But I
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bet I found something for it.
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Oh my god. So silly. You know
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you have a bunch of muscles here too. I
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know, anatomy. How do you get anatomy?
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I'm glad you're learning something at
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college.
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Yeah, I think... The human
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body is really fascinating. Mm-hmm
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I know, that's why we sent you to school.
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I... Okay. What?You're
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You're getting... Just let me. You're
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getting low again. You're getting low.
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It's really... It's wrong. You know
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what?You're making this more awkward
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because you don't want to do it. Is there
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some weird reason that I don't know about?
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Well, let's think about this. You're my
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daughter. That's reason enough.
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That's reason enough, honey. We're
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not like for reals though. It's
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It's still wrong in the eyes of God.
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Whatever. I don't even know if that
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stuff's true anyways.
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You went to church every Sunday when you
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were a little girl. You know it's true.
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Yeah, but I wasn't really paying
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attention. Well,
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maybe you should have. It's
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okay, come on. No!
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Mom. That's not okay,
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honey.
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Exactly, Mommy. I
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I mean, that's what your father
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does. I mean, you can't... We're all
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family, so what does it matter?We're all
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family. It's just, it's
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wrong. I thought families were supposed
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to be close. We are close.
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We're very close, but that close?I
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mean, what would
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your dad think?Well, some of my
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friends at school say that they mess
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around with their friends, too.
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I mean, what's the difference if I mess
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around with my mom?Uh,
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what's the difference?Yeah, it's just two
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girls. I, yeah, two
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girls who, I raised you. Come
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on. Just watch your stupid
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show and pretend like I'm not here.
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Pretend like you're not here. It's
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awfully difficult to pretend like you're
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not here. I mean, this is pretty good.
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This is pretty engrossing, but, you
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know. Just enjoy your massage.
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It's your free massage. You
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don't have to buy anything. You don't
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have to wait for it to come in the mail.
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It's just here. It's already... I
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mean... It just, it
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feels inappropriate.
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Look, just watch. That's just,
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you know... Yeah, I'm watching, I'm
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watching.
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You see that?You see that?So she found,
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she found the love letter. She found the
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love letter. She found the the romantic
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note. She's
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contemplating something. Look at that.
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Baby. What?Honey, come
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on. It's just, um..
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It's just fingers. And you are... Do you
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want me to use my tongue instead?
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Honey. Okay. That would be, that would
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be stepping over the line. Let me
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just try it. That would be crossing a
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boundary. That would be... Okay,
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I have a little confession. I
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taped it myself before.
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What?But now I'm like super curious to
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know what other girls taste like. I'm
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not, I'm not so sure if I'm comfortable
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with this kind of
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conversation. Umm I don't know if I'm
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comfortable with that sort of
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conversation. It's... It kind of
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tastes the same. I don't know. Let me do
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it a little bit deeper. She...
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She's plotting. She is
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plotting. Brad is
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totally going down.
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He's... She's gonna get revenge.
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In fact, all the girls are gonna get
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revenge and baby... I mean...
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It feels good. Am I doing it wrong?Well,
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I I mean, it's, um..
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Oh wow, who's that guy?
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Oh! Oh, he's new! They advertised
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this! Oh...
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They knew there were, they said there was
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a new character coming on?
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Oh, but he...
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Honey... No,
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I, and um, I...
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Does that feel good?Yeah, but it's
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It's okay. It's just, it's, it's
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just that we're family and...
528
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,240
That's all right. It'll just stay in the
529
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,040
family too. Well, that's sort of the
530
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,680
problem. I mean, oh,
531
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,240
she, she's gonna
532
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,240
have an affair with him to get back
533
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,880
at Brad. Oh, oh,
534
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,200
good little plot twist. Ohh
535
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,120
Look at that. So, Melissa
536
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,080
is getting ready to go out with a newguy.
537
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,480
Isn't that dress a little sluttyWell,
538
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,960
she is a little bit of a slutI mean, Brad
539
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,840
might be cheating on her, but, you know,
540
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,720
she wants it. OhhOh!
541
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,840
She's already in bed with him!
542
00:25:45,1000 --> 00:25:48,960
New guy. Ooh, he's cute. He might be
543
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,520
cuter than Brad, actually. That is
544
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,720
really slutty
545
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,920
Oh my god, what are they doing?Oh!They're
546
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,760
getting frisky.
547
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,680
Look at that. It looks like he's
548
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,920
doing exactly what I'm doing to you. I,
549
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,240
well, speaking of, I mean,
550
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,600
I, it's... Do you want to be in a
551
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,560
different position?I appreciate the
552
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,320
enthusiasm, but, I mean,
553
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,720
it's, you know, I keep telling you, baby,
554
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,040
it's just not, it's not right. What are
555
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,280
you feeling wrong?I
556
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,360
mean...
557
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,360
I just want to make you feel like how
558
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,240
she's feeling with him. She looks
559
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,560
really happy. She's so good.
560
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,040
She, I mean... Let me try.
561
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,1000
It's just, I mean, your
562
00:26:49,1000 --> 00:26:50,560
dad
563
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,960
and... Wow, she's kind of loud. She must
564
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,600
really be enjoying herself. Ooh, look
565
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,240
at what he's doing. I mean, I know it's
566
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,560
all implied. I know you can't see
567
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,160
anything, but... It looks like he's got
568
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,040
his fingers inside of her. I wanna try
569
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,1000
that. Nice, doesn't it?Ooh, that's
570
00:27:13,1000 --> 00:27:16,840
really hot. How does that
571
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,120
feel?I mean, honey,
572
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,840
um, good, but...
573
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,200
The show... Oh wow, is she having like
574
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,840
a seizure or something?
575
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,400
Don't play coy with me, you know she's
576
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,320
having anI know,
577
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,240
I knowI just wasn't sure how to pronounce
578
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,160
it. I didn't want to sound
579
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,640
silly. Honey,
580
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,320
um, maybe maybe we should stop. Your
581
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,360
dad's gonna be, he's always home like
582
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,480
really soon after my shows and...
583
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,120
Uh oh, who's
584
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,240
that girl?Oh, that's Tanya! She's
585
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,120
catching the, oh,Oh, oh,
586
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,080
she, oh wait, she's getting into bed with
587
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,440
them. Whoa.
588
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,440
They've never done this on the show
589
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:15,1000
before.
590
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,1000
Oh, they look, she's getting under
591
00:28:25,1000 --> 00:28:28,880
the, oh, where's his head
592
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,360
going?
593
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,720
that looks like fun. Oh, it does,
594
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,160
doesn't it?Yeah, threesome?Oh,
595
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,1000
a threesome on my stories. I
596
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,080
mean, his face coming home.
597
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,520
Oh. Oh.
598
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,120
Yeah, his head is definitely down there.
599
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,960
And look at that bobbing up and down.
600
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,320
They've never done this on the show
601
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,040
before. That's pretty hot. And the
602
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,200
two girls are kissing.
603
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,440
The girls are kissing, honey. See, it's
604
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,480
okay. I I still, I still
605
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,040
don't know. I still don't know if it's
606
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,440
okay, honey. I mean, it's...
607
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,080
This is... Whoa, what are they doing with
608
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,800
him?Ohh, where are
609
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,960
their hands going?Oh, she's on
610
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,400
her hands and knees, baby.
611
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,1000
I'm still kissing.
612
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,400
Can you imagine?The
613
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,840
three of them?Oh. Honey. I
614
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:48,360
just...
615
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,320
Sweetheart, I mean, maybe, maybe
616
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,640
you should come, maybe you should, like,
617
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,040
move, move your hand. Whoa. How do you
618
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,480
even get in that position?That's pretty
619
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,440
talented, huhThat That takes some
620
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,640
talent right there.
621
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,680
Ohh And I'll tell you
622
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,280
one thing, your father's never done that
623
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:14,800
with me.
624
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,720
Maybe I wish he would.
625
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,160
Ohh Oh my, I, I,
626
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,440
I.. You know, during my shows,
627
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,200
I just, you know, watch, watch, watch,
628
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,920
watch Brad with me, watch the new guy.
629
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,480
'Cause the new guy's cute, right?
630
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:49,600
Ohh
631
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,880
Maybe I need to trade your dad in for the
632
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,480
new guy.
633
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,200
Maybe another girl?OohMaybe someone from
634
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,880
my book club. She's
635
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,840
sort of, she's brunette like Nancy
636
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,320
from my book club. Oh,
637
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,880
wow, look at them going at it.
638
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,040
That's really pretty. Scandalous.
639
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,920
Absolutely scandalous. Would you look at
640
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,880
that?Man,
641
00:31:26,1000 --> 00:31:28,800
that's that's pretty hot.
642
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,640
Two girls, a new guy. Ohh
643
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,440
They're totally getting retributed.
644
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,160
That's, you know, Brad has to
645
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,720
pay.
646
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,760
These stories have never been this hot
647
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:54,960
before.
648
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:57,1000
Ohh
649
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:11,920
oh
650
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,600
You can tell they're super turned up.
651
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:29,840
oh.
652
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,1000
Ohh ohh
653
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,240
But what if Brad walks in?
654
00:33:37,1000 --> 00:33:38,080
Oh,
655
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:45,1000
honey.
656
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,960
Baby, what did you do?I'm just
657
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,080
trying something new. But... Ooh, look at
658
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,040
this. This is just... I want to try
659
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,720
what those two girls are doing. That was
660
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,240
fun, Mommy. That's just great.
661
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,400
It's... I mean, your father would
662
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,120
be horrified. Absolutely horrified.
663
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,1000
And the fact that you're not horrified?
664
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,160
Well, yeah, but I mean...
665
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,320
That's, that's stories, honey. That's
666
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,040
what happens on the stories, I mean...
667
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,800
Come on, come on, just scoop down. I want
668
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,200
to try what those girls are doing. It
669
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,520
looks... I don't know, it looks like it's
670
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,080
gonna feel good. I mean,
671
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,080
sweetheart, I...
672
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,560
Come on, let's try. You know, they're...
673
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,440
Looks like yoga. It is
674
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,880
sort of like yoga. Yeah. It is sort of
675
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,400
like yoga. Baby, there are ethical
676
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,800
implications. I mean... Yeah, Yeah yeah
677
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,080
That's only if someone ever found out,
678
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,080
but... Here. Let me
679
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,840
put this way here. Yeah, it's like...
680
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,600
Here, right?Like that?Something walks
681
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,280
in and finds out. Oh, like this.
682
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,720
Right?That looks the same. It
683
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,320
does look the same, doesn't it?What
684
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,200
they're do... really
685
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,1000
good. So
686
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:10,520
wet.
687
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,040
Ohh Mommy, I didn't
688
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,320
know that you get so wet like that.
689
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,640
Well, I mean... My
690
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,880
soap's pretty hot. I can't
691
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,120
even see
692
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,200
that. Oh wow. I didn't know that we feel
693
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,040
so good up against each other like
694
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,360
Well, it's not supposed to be in
695
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,560
the room yet. Oh, it's so
696
00:35:42,1000 --> 00:35:45,800
pretty, Mommy. Maybe,
697
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,080
just... Wow, how would you...
698
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,960
Oh, wow. Oh, that's... That's how
699
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,720
you're supposed to do it.
700
00:36:15,1000 --> 00:36:18,960
That looks like how they're
701
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:21,680
doing it.
702
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,200
This is just supposed to be a massage.
703
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,1000
This is. I'm massaging your pussy with
704
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:48,440
mine.
705
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,280
It's so pretty and I can stand together.
706
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:00,400
Right
707
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:05,920
there.
708
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,440
get it.
709
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,360
Oh, it's
710
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,520
so good.
711
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:58,720
ohh
712
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,480
Oh, look at that. Let's try
713
00:38:25,1000 --> 00:38:26,720
that one next.
714
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,640
You want to try it there, do I?Mm-hmm
715
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,720
I guess, please. Yeah, since we've
716
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,600
already come this far. Mm-hmm
717
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,080
I mean... Might as well. That's the harm
718
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,1000
in going a little farther, right?And it
719
00:38:46,1000 --> 00:38:48,800
does look like a lot of fun. I mean...
720
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,080
Let's try.
721
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,640
Now it's like you're giving me a massage.
722
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,400
Is that okay?Right
723
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,920
there. How should I be?Oh, ohh there
724
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,760
she is. Right there.
725
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:14,800
Oh,
726
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,800
wow. feel
727
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,160
really good.
728
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,120
Ohh Make sure you don't tell your father
729
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,960
about this. He would be
730
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,080
horrified. I promise. And I'd be
731
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,960
mortified. I won't tell anyone. I
732
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,800
don't want them to know, it feels sogood.
733
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:18,400
Oh,
734
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:23,680
you're so good.
735
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,440
Oh, wow. You sure it'll be our secret?
736
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,160
Mm-hmm, I promise.
737
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,200
Just don't. Don'tOh,
738
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,120
it feels really good, Mari. Yeah, you
739
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,120
gotta like, when you use your fingers,
740
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:48,440
too.
741
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,600
Oh, wow. Yeah,
742
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,720
Oh, gosh. Yeah, like that.
743
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,120
Oh my god, like that, when you switch
744
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,1000
back and forth, it's really nice.
745
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,880
Oh yeah, yeah, use your
746
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,560
fingers again.
747
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,680
Oh, wow. Oh, wow, that feels so good.
748
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,160
Oh, wow, with your fingers and your
749
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:51,920
tongue.
750
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,560
Ohh Can I have
751
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,200
more tone,
752
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,240
please?
753
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,280
Oh my god. Mommy, you're
754
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,560
really good at that. Oh,
755
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,560
baby. That is so
756
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,160
much more fun than expecting.
757
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,160
You know, you have to
758
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,800
make sure that you never
759
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,840
tell anybody. about this,
760
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,480
especially your dad.
761
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,280
I promise. Can you imagine if you caught
762
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,280
us?Can you imagine?
763
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,800
Just relax. Everything's gonna be okay.
764
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,800
If you say so, honey.
765
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,480
Now, I'm gonna go take a
766
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,480
shower, and I suggest you do the
767
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,640
same. Okay, yeah, yeah, right away.
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