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Previously on "Claws"...

I'm part owner
of the casino now.

I love you.
I love you.

You're gonna
have to choose.

The woman you pays bills with
or the woman you kills with.

Then I guess
this means goodbye.

You got a lot of sins,
my son.

I'm no good
at being good.

- You're under arrest.
- For what?

For the murder of Clint Monroe.

Hurry!

- I love you, D.

- Let's get married.
- Yes!

We're pregnant!

- Ann, let me explain.
- Don't bother!

I don't trust anything
that you say.

You saw a chance to --
to own the casino,

and the power went
straight to your head!

So you destroyed it all?

No.

You did.

Hope it was worth it.

You betrayed me!

Stings, doesn't it?

I sure as shit
ain't going down with you.

You would shoot
a pregnant woman?

I don't know why I'm surprised.

Never doubt this queen.

Or this one.

Desna!

Say hi to Arlene
for me.

Bitch.

♪ Now we goin' tribal

♪ It's down to survival

♪ Hey

♪ He-e-e-e-y

Hey, y'all.

- Ooh!
- Hey.

Hello, braids.

Look,
I spoke to Uncle Daddy.

And?

We gettin' off like OJ!

Ooh, I thought I was getting me
a prison wife.

- For real.
- Wait, so what happened?

Well, you know Clay is always
up to some slick shit?

- Yes.
- So he bribed
the lead investigator.

So we are golden
on the Roller break.

Oh, my God.
So now what?

Well, everything is good
with our game.

We got, you know,
laundering Clay's money.

We got
my pill clinic license.

Not to mention the cash
that we make here doing nails.

Now all we gotta do is hustle up
our IG presence, miss thing.

And then we are set.

Hey!
Hey, Bambi!

Hey, ladies!

I was driving
down Bradenton,

and some naked deaf guy was
throwing these uglies at cars.

Aw, I think
they're cute.

Mnh!

I'm gonna grill 'em on the
engine of my Hyundai for dinner.

I got enough to share.

Oh, no,
thank you, sugar.

I'm on somewhat
of a depression fast

since my man decided to leave me
for his beige cardigan wife.

Got me on a man cleanse,
too, y'all.

I went full-on Marie Kondo
before I moved in with Polly.

All I got now
are my Hello Kitty thongs

and the complete set of
"Atlanta."

Girl,
that's all you need.

Oh, my gosh, I forgot to tell
y'all, speaking of shellfish.

I walked in on Brienne last
night playing with her clam.

Ain't she like 5?!
I know!

There is nothing wrong
with her wanting to,

you know,
experiment with her body.

On the arm of the couch,
though?

- Mm!
- Yes.

Where's Ann?

- Psst.
- Ah.

Ix-nay on the Ann-yay.

Uh-oh.
Did y'all have a falling out?

If you can call Kaepernick
and the NFL a falling out.

Which one am I
in the metaphor?

- Uh, Kaepernick.
- Totally.

All the way.

Better be.

Damn!

Ann was good people.

That bitch
went full "Burning Bed"

on our bag
and our future.

She's dead to us.

♪ I can wear what I want to

♪ It's my life

♪ You can stare if you want to

W-Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
to my very first live stream,

"On the Spectrum with Dean."

I-It's a question-and-answer
program,

and since I don't have
any viewers yet,

I'll ask myself
the first question.

Um, "As an ambitious person
with many goals for the future,

how do you manifest your dreams
into reality?"

Thank you, Dean from Palmetto,

for that
very interesting question.

To achieve your dreams,

you first have to be clear
about what you want.

I want to be an independent man,
stand on my own two feet,

not rely on anyone,
and feel secure in my life.

♪ Boom babba do ba dabba,
boom babba do ba dabba ♪

Aah!

God damn, it's good to be back!

There you are, mate.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, sweetie.
Alright, alright.

Uh-huh!

Hope y'all
made some money.

Usual.

Uncle Daddy,
what is this place?

My home now.

Roller and Toby gone.

I-I got to get back
to the gutter life

after killing
that priest.

That's just fine.

I thought we weren't
gonna talk about that.

I ain't ashamed of it.
I'm proud of my work.

Besides,
power in the truth.

Yeah, truth is, Uncle Daddy,
you need a shower.

Sit your naggin' ass down,
boy.

Hey, girl.

You gonna play
with the big dogs,

you gonna go back to
that little family of yours?

No, no, I'm -- I'm --
I'm with you, Uncle Daddy.

Good.

I ain't missin' out on this shit
no more.

We back, and we bad.

♪ Oh, yeah

Give me another.

I like this space.

I think it's charming
and...

authentic.

You're sweet, Jenn.

This is where God shits.

Okay, alright.
It's no use pretending, honey.

You can't have the nubbin here.
Alright?

This is worse than
an ICE detention center.

I'm good.

Okay.

Does Desna
know you're here?

No. Just 'cause y'all are on
the outs doesn't mean we are.

And...

I brought some of Baylor
and Brienne's old baby clothes.

Look!
Look!

Ohh!
Can you believe?

Look at this one.

"Hi."Aw!

They used to be such squishy
little love bugs.

And now they're just,
you know, snarky,

ungrateful pains in the ass

keeping me and Bryce prisoner
with their endless needs.

But motherhood is great.

You're gonna love it.

For real.

Thank you.

Hey.
This means a lot.

Girl, well, there's more
where that came from.

Why are you still so tiny
at 4 1/2 months?

You know, starvation.

I'm kidding.

Bitch,
you know I got snacks!

Shit!

Bryce made jerky.

Out of what?

That's a good question.

Listen, just 'cause you
and Desna aren't talking

doesn't mean
you can't patch it up.

Bobby Brown went back on tour
with Bell Biv DeVoe, didn't he?

I don't want anything to do
with Desna.

You know that.

She destroyed my life and
my only chance at a real family.

We're your family.

It's not the same.

You know, anything
I can do to help...

I got you.

No.
I can get a job.

I went to Yale.

Also to jail.

Well, you did.

D-Dessie?
Hey, baby.

Hey. I-I stayed up all night
creating a dignified website,

uh, to market
Nail Artisans.

Let me see.

- Aw, shit!
- Yeah.

You even got
a crossword puzzle on here?!

Seven across --
that's "acetone."

This is so sweet!

Dean, this is really gonna
help my business glow up.

Thank you, baby.
I needed this.

I mean,
after losing Roller

and all the shit
that went down with Ann,

I could use a little TLC
from my baby bro.

Okay.

Hey.
Yeah?

- Look at me.
- Yeah.

Family is everything,
okay?

Yeah, I-I-I-I'm really glad
you're open to my help.

Of course I am!

O-Our new Adult Sibling
Relationship Contract

is doing wonders for how
we communicate with each other.

Oh, also, I've decided to become
a social-media influencer,

just like Virginia.
Okay.

It's the perfect job for me
in this gig economy.

I'll be an independent man
in no time.

This is bullshit!

Oh, o-okay, D-Dessie?

The new plaza owners
are tripling my rent!

- This is bullshit!
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I can't afford this.

Operator.

Operator!

Operator!
No, no, no!

Please don't send me
back to the main menu!

Damn it!

Oh, Lord,
what's going on?

Girl, they are charging
three times the rent.

- No!
- Yes!

She's about to reach through
the phone and snatch a bitch.

I want billing!

Y'all keep your trap shut.
I saw Ann.

What?

She finally told you
where she's living?

Yeah, in a raggedy-ass
trailer park.

- Oh, no.
- I'm afraid a gator's
gonna get her,

like that little boy
in Bayside Marina.

That's not the point.

Anyway, she ain't even
got no job.

Well, she did...
literally burn that bridge.

- Shh! I'm on the phone!

- You need to be serious.
- I'm sorry.

She's not doing good.
She's not eating.

Her booty
is half the size.

Mm!
- No.
- I know.

No! No español!

Do I look like I speak Spanish?

-- No way.
- No, you don't, really.
- Mnh-mnh.

You gonna tell Des
you saw her?

Uh, you want me to poke
- an actual bear?
- Right?

Okay, you know what?
Get your shit.

We going down there to talk

to these corporate assholes
face-to-face.

- But I'm not dressed corporate.
- Come on!

Well, maybe --
Did you try texting?

Virginia, shut up!

They just leave me on the phone
for 20 minutes.

I couldn't get a live person
to say boo.

And you are not
riding shotgun, either!

Shotgun!

God!

♪ It's really simple,
I just hustle like a lady ♪

Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you
earlier that, uh,

got a new landlord.

Jackin' up the rent.

Huh.

Some come-gomerate
bought the plaza, huh?

Well, that's alright.

I've been meaning
to talk to you anyway

about cutting
Rock Bottom loose.

I mean, come on.
Rehab?

"We healin' folk."

What was I thinking,
right?

Soon as I get rid
of that place, the better.

Yeah, well, raising the rent
on the pill clinic, too.

- We gonna get rid of that?
- Oh, hell, no!

This is harvest season.

It's my favorite part
of the year,

when them pillbillies
start streaming down

from West Virginia
lookin' for their next fix.

Yeah, well, the pill clinic's
all stocked up.

Oh, see that?
You can handle this.

I see that.
You know, I'm --

I'm ready to step up
now that Roller is gone.

Why you got to
- say his name, boy?
- Oh.

I mean, I'm doing
all this hard work,

repressing and compartmentalizing.

I didn't mean to set you back,
Uncle Daddy.

I ain't thought about him
in days,

and now
you breakin' my neck.

You know what?
Hey, hey, hey.

Lookit, hey. Chin up.

Look at me.
Look, hey, hey.

If you need to talk to me,
I got an ear for you.

And when you get it get it,
you got it.

- Stop. Stop. Just stop.
- And once you got it,
you got to let me --

Stop it!
Will ya?!

None of this goddamn, you know,
soft bullshit, alright?

Gotta focus on business.

We need this caravan
more than ever now.

We need that -- that Oxy gonna
be flyin' out that pill clinic.

You hear me?
Fixin' to pay our rent tenfold.

What the hell?

I don't think we're in Kansas
anymore, Toto.

Oh, my God, ain't that
the old Blockbuster Video?

It looks like
a vegan spa now.

Okay, look, they are turning
our old karaoke spot

into a dog spa.

- No!
- Oh, my God.

Miss me with this Lululemon
Millennial yuppie nightmare.

God, white people
have lost their minds.

Wait, how do you know
they're white?

'Cause only white people
come into the hood and ruin it

but swear
they're making it better.

Look at you,
woke Jenn.

Sis, I been up
for hours.

- Can I help you?
- That part.

I need to talk to somebody
in charge. Ninth floor.

This is referring to...

This got delivered
to my place of business,

and I know it's bullshit.

Uh, what she means is,
is there must be some mistake.

Yeah. I mean, y'all just bought
Palmetto Plaza,

so you don't recognize that
all the people over there

can't pay
this high-ass rent.

I hear you,
but unfortunately,

there's nobody available
to speak to you.

Well, that's not
gonna cut it.

So I suggest you get on

that little Janet Jackson
headset you got on

and call somebody
to come down here,

or it's gonna
be a problem.

Like I said,
I'd like to help you,

but there's nothing
I can do.

Honey, is this really
the way you want to play that?

Yeah, 'cause we got time
today, girl.

I appreciate the situation
that you're in, but I need -

- Ohh!
- Hey! Wait!

- Wait! Hold it. Excuse me!
- You go, girl!

You go tell them
who's the boss!

The hell?

Shit!

I just can't believe
it's you.

How long ago was it
we were TAs together?

Seems like forever.

- You look great.
- Thank you.

What have you been doing
all this time?

I didn't do
that much time.

Only five years
in the pen.

But I used that time
to my advantage.

I know all the evidence

against Chomsky's theory
of language learning,

and I am ready to jump
right back into linguistics.

But to be clear,
you did commit a felony?

Yes.

There were extenuating
circumstances

which forced me to...

stab my ex-husband's
mistress

with a broken beer bottle.

Well, that explains the lapse
in your résumé.

Sure does.

Right.

Look, I knew this was
a long shot.

But you know I am
really good at this,

and obviously I have
the credentials.

And I'm not ashamed to say
I'm pregnant now,

and I really
need this job.

I-I just want
to start all over...

and be a good mom.

And I'm sure
you will be.

This don't make
no damn sense.

So some -- some faceless
corporation

can just jack your rent up
however much they want to,

and -- and hardworking,
honest people

can't even pay they bills,
let alone save some damn money!

Preach, girl!

Well, technically, we're not
the most honest people.

I mean,
we do launder money,

rub elbows with known felons,
and kill governors.

Some of us only do two
of those three things.

Okay, the point is, if we want
to live the American dream,

we got to get
our white-male privilege on

and swing
our big dicks around!

- Amen!
- Yah!
- Period!

This what we gonna do.
We got the clinic license.

Clay Husser needs it.

We gonna pass this rent hike
on to him.

And I'm gonna do exactly
what he taught me how to do --

extort his ass.

- Yes!
- Boom!

Swing that dick!

Make 'em all lick!

- Ohh!
- Ha, ha!

Swing that dick!
Make 'em all lick!

Hey!♪ Swing that dick

♪ Make 'em all lick

♪ Swing that dick

♪ Make 'em all lick

What can I do for you,
Miss Desna?

The hell is this place?

Mm.
What the hell ain't it?

It's a little bit
of heaven.

Just having me
a little amuse-bouche.

Listen, did, um,
you hear about

the rent increase
at the plaza?

Yep.

Come here, little fishy,
fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.

Clay.
Oh.

I ain't sweatin'
no rent increase.

I got me a bunch
of pillbillies.

I'mma be fine.

Good.
I'm glad you're making bank.

'Cause I'm upping
my license fee.

Baby girl,
who you playing with?

I ain't playing, Clay.

Can't extort me.

Clay Husser
don't get extorted.

It's not extortion.

It's simple economics.

Oh, it's simple, alright.

Look, I appreciate the --

you trying to, you know,
"boss up" and all.

I get it.

But I got no fear of you,
Miss Desna,

and I ain't paying you
a nickel more for that license.

Besides, I figure I got the --
the law on my side.

I mean,
we signed a contract.

I got two more years
with that license,

unless you want to get
the authorities involved.

We could do that.

You listen to me,
you skinny-dick hillbilly.

You owe me.

You been cheating me
since day one.

Your boy Toby
shot at me.

I lost my man
on account of you.

Don't you step to me
with that bullshit!

I lost two people
I loved that day.

And Roller's
my damn son.

I loved him, too.

Oh, I see.

You think because we love
the same boy that we family?

Well, we ain't family.

What you and I got
is a business relationship.

I sell the drugs.
You do my washin'.

It's nothing personal,
darlin'.

It's just in this world,
it's every man for hisself.

You goddamn right.

So you can find somewhere else
to launder your money.

How about that?

Hmm.

V-V-Virginia?

I-I know the door
is open.

I just want to respect
your personal space.

Boy, my space
is your space.

Get in here.

Uh, okay.

Just because we're not
together anymore

doesn't mean
we can't be homies.

I'm -- I'm so glad
you feel that way

because I've embarked
on a social-media venture,

and -- and I could really
use your help.

Hmm!
Okay, what's up?

You need me to throw you
some followers?

Well, throwing people
sounds dangerous,

but I have launched
a scintillating

new Instagram show --
"On the Spectrum with Dean."

And fans
from across the globe

are invited to ask me anything
on a wide array of subjects,

and I, in turn,
promise to answer them

using my
savant-like prowess.

Cute!
So you already have fans.

Well, actually,
when I say "fans,"

I actually mean
just one fan.

And even that guy
departed rather abruptly.

Um, I-I-I don't know
what I'm doing wrong.

Hmm.
Let me see what you got.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Okay.
Yeah.

Play. Jumping rope, or rope skipping,

originated in the Netherlands

and made its way across the
Atlantic in the 17th century.

Oh, oh, okay.
That's -- That's enough.

I know
what your problem is.

You can't just sit there
and talk about jump rope.

Spice it up.
Make it poppin'.

But it's already such
a fascinating subject.

T-That doesn't matter.

If you want
to attract fans,

you gotta give them
something hot to watch.

Hot to watch.

Hot to watch!

Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, thanks, Virginia.

I-I actually think I can parlay
that idea into action.

Thank you.

Uh, hey, Dean?

Yes?

This is nice,
our friendship thing.

You make an accurate
observation.

Okay, you want me
to paint little piggies

on each
of your little piggies?

What can I say?

My foot daddy has a thing
for pigs.

Now, one time
he took a whole pack

of Jimmy Dean
little smokies,

and he shoved them
in between each of my toes

and then
he sucked them out.

Ohh!

He went "Wee, wee, wee"
all the way home!

- Polly!
- Oh, my God!

What?
It beats driving for Uber.

Okay. Point taken.
Alright.

Mama's got an update.

Oh.
Hold on, baby.

Alright. Uncle Daddy agreed
to pay more for the license?

Hell no.

But do I look worried?
'Cause I'm not.

- What'd you do?
- Girl, I clapped back.

We ain't washing his money
no more.

Wait, wait,
what's the tea now?

- Des, we are 5
- K
in the hole.

This is no time to be
turning down income.

I got a plan.

If Uncle Daddy can sell Oxy,
so can we.

Get ready to be a corner boy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

We're gonna be the ones
selling drugs?

Hell yeah.

Straight-up D-boys.

- El Chapo.
- Now, hold up.

I don't know if that's
a good idea, alright?

The pill game
is Uncle Daddy's.

We don't want to go
to war with him.

That's his territory.

You got a better idea
on how to make this damn rent?

I'm just saying,
we got to be careful

'cause Bryce said he's gone back
to being all the way dark side.

I don't give a shit
about Clay.

I can handle his ass.

The real question is, do we want
to keep our salon or not?

Uh, hell, yeah, we do.

Yeah, 'cause sisters
are doing it for themselves.

Okay, and ain't you
- a sister?
- Yeah.

- And ain't you doing it?
- For yourself?

Let's hook people
on some drugs.

That's what
I'm talking about!

Gimme some.

One teeny,
little pregunta.

How are we fixing
to sell prescription drugs

when we ain't got no doctor,
no clinic,

and literally
no prescription drugs?

You want me to order a whole
shipment of Oxy just for you?

We not gonna
use the shit, Ken.

We gonna sell it.

We're drug dealers
now, Ken.

Big-time.
Huge.

You know, I'm suddenly
feeling kind of warm.

-- Is anyone hot?
- No.
- No.

It's not the temperature.

I'm terrified
- of Uncle Daddy.
- Shh!

You know what he'll do to you
if you get caught stealing?

He'll deep-fry you in bacon fat
and eat you for lunch

and crap you out
and then eat you again.

Will you stop clutching
your damn pearls?

We already know
you skimming.

No, I'm not.

- Who told you?
- It don't matter, okay?

We ain't judging.

We just saying if you get
the pills for us,

we'll give you
a bigger percentage

than that asshole
ever would have.

No,
there's not enough time.

I mean, even if I were to put
the order in right now,

it's not gonna get to you
until after your rent is due.

Except for the fact that you got
a fully stocked clinic

full of pills
right over there.

Yeah, double-stocked
for the caravans.

Wait, wait, wait, wait,
we can't rob Suncoast.

That would be crazy.

Crazy's where we live,
Ken.

Kenneth,
if you do this,

you'll be able to see
a lot more of Polly.

That's right,
and she always said

she admired a man
who could stick his neck out.

Mm-hmm.
Take risks, Ken.

Will you be
that man, Kenneth?

I will.
I will be that man.

Good boy.

Okay, good news.

I will be removing
one article of clothing

every time I get a question.

"Ooh!
You kinda sexy.

What kind of whip you drive?

What's your credit score?"

Oh, I-I-I drive --
I drive a Schiwnn six-speed.

As far as credit scores go,
I'll take this opportunity

to talk about a complaint
I have with Equifax.

You don't need to work
at a fancy college, Ann.

Just find a job
that's not so bougie.

You know,
you're right.

I don't know
what I was thinking.

Screw those snotty-ass
highfalutin professors.

Desna, I presume?

It's alright.
I'm a big girl.

I'm not gonna ask you
to pick sides.

Well,
that's good to know.

And you're not the only one
at war with Des.

She canceled
Uncle Daddy's ass.

She's done
laundering his money.

And we about to
- jack his pills.
- Mm-hmm.

Jack them?
Why?

Girl, errbody
got bills to pay.

- You know what I'm saying?
- Ooh, that's true.

Listen, I wanna stop by the shop
to pick up my stuff.

Is there a time
when Desna won't be there?

Uh, yeah, um, why don't you come
out tomorrow night around 6:00?

She's, uh, going
to that city council meeting

to complain about
the gentrification bullshit.

A'ight.
Great.

So, um, what else
you been up to,

besides making
the place homey?

You burn anything down
lately?

It's alright.
You can talk about it.

I have no regrets about
burning down that casino.

Well, psychologically speaking,
I'm glad you're owning it.

Legally, though,
that could be a problem, girl.

Well, I didn't do it by myself.
Joe was there with me.

Say what?!

That scummy bastard!

Ooh, I know that look.

Mm-hmm.

That crazy, guilty,

I-still-love-him-even-though-
he-ain't-shit look.

Well,
why didn't he pick me

to burn down
the casino with him?

I was his
partner in crime.

You sound arson-jealous,
which is officially crazy.

Girl, you gotta stop
messing with that man-ho.

Yeah, move on,
Polly-Pol.

Hey, how 'bout instead of
you telling me what to do,

you take care of the mess
in your own backyard

and make up with Desna?

Ooh!

Whatever.

I'm sorry.

Hey, listen, I don't want
any more bad blood.

There's enough
between you and Desna.

Look, we just --
we just came to say

that we're still your friends
no matter what, okay?

Yeah.

Come here.

Miss you.
Miss you.

You too.

Now, go get a job,
you lazy bitch.

Here you go.

I thought the job
was for a bartender.

Yep,
and that's the uniform.

If it don't fit, uh...

♪ Workin' for a livin'

♪ Workin'

♪ Workin' for a livin'

♪ Livin' and workin'

♪ I'm takin' what they givin'

♪ 'Cause I'm workin'
for a livin' ♪

Ugh, come on, man.

Oh, darling,
I ain't discriminatin'.

I just can't hire
a pregnant lady

to milk venom
outta my snakes

on account of
the massive liability.

Alright.
Thanks for your time.

I'm sorry.

Let's move.

We gotta do this
before anyone sees.

You won't regret it, Kenneth.
Come on, y'all.

Hey, Polly.
Hey.

Good to see you.
Wh-What have you been up to?

Oh, hey, Ken, hey. I'm glad to
see you're on board with this.

Uh, well, uh,
I'm the sort of man

that takes risks for the things
and the people I care about.

Shh!
What?
I-I just -- I-I'm a --

Are you sure
this is the best idea?

I mean, if Clay finds out
about this,

he's literally
gonna end my life.

He's gonna kill us all!

Will you stop being
so damn dramatic?

Kenneth, we in it now.
Just be the lookout.

I'm sorry.
I have no spine.

What part don't you understand
about that?

Kenneth!

Oh, he's here!
He's here! He's here!

Clay Husser's gonna
kill all you hos.

And you, too,
Dr. Ken.

You little shit.

He said
those exact words?

- Yeah.
Oh!

Uncle Daddy.

Ahh.

What can we do
for you today, Clay?

Oh, I just stopped by
for one of them

spectacular manicures
y'all known for, Miss Desna.

That's what I'm doing.

And you ladies
lookin' good!

You look like a hot, buttery
biscuit on a Sunday morning.

I could just
eat y'all up.

Is everything okay?

Well, the truth be told,
Miss Desna,

we had something special.

Now, I ain't gonna throw that
all away over one little issue.

Did you know
you're bleeding, Uncle Daddy?

Oh, yeah.

Got a little riled up,
you know?

It's hard to find people
you can trust.

You know what I'm saying?
People -- People surprise you.

Hmm.

Don't I know it?
Hmm?

You work loyally together
with somebody for years,

and you ask them
for a raise,

and they can't pay you
what you worth.

Bygones, bygones.

Now, I think we can, uh,
reconsider our options.

I'm a --
I'm a reasonable man.

Since when?

Well, I'm realizin' when
you got something good,

well, you wanna keep it.

Now, you wanted to up the ante
on your license fee?

I get it.

But we can talk about
that number

and get you back
to cleaning my cash.

Ohh.

Oh, I think you missed
your chance on that one, Clay.

Oh, I like it.
Playing hardball.

Oh, no.
Not playing hardball.

It's just too little
too late.

Now, I thought
you'd be more reasonable.

Hmm. Well, it's not
personal, darling.

It's just the way
the world works.

Remember that?

You know, I thought I'd, uh --
I'd be a nice gentleman.

But now
I'm gonna get real.

You best reconsider
washing my funds for me,

that is if you have
a-a fondness for breathing.

Well, shit,
he ain't kidding.

If he's this heated about us
washing his money,

what's gonna happen when
he finds out we stole his pills?

Desna,
we're not the only ones

quaking in our sensible flats,
are we?

We are gonna be fine.

There is nothing
to worry about, okay?

Clay just thinks
he's big and bad again.

Man ain't nothing
but a limp dick.

♪ Yeah, yeah

Unfortunately, I can't remove
my final piece of clothing

because, well, that would
get me banned from Instagram.

But I will answer
one more question,

and in return,
I'll give a chair-y pop.

Okay.

Um, StaceyAbrams2024 asks,

"Why do you love kombucha
so much?

Do you spike it
with Henny or something?"

First off, I do not
dilute kombucha with alcohol.

That would be like --

like putting a bumper sticker
on a Bentley.

As for why it's so special,

I'd say it's a combination
of the ingredients --

probiotics, n-natural sugars,

the fresh attack of ginger
or lemon juice.

♪ Non, rien de rien

♪ Ni le mal,
tout ça m'est bien égal ♪

♪ Non, rien de rien

♪ Non, je ne regrette rien

♪ Ni le mal,
tout ça m'est bien égal ♪

♪ Non

♪ Car ma vie

♪ Car mes joies

♪ Aujourd'hui

Polly, you okay?

I'm fine. I'm --
We're just out of soap.

♪ Ca commence avec toi

Hey, girl.

Hey.

Pol?

Boy, this refrigerator's
so c-cold!

Hey.
Come have a seat.

Let's talk.

What's going on?

I miss Joe.

Polly.
We told you to forget that fool.

Why doesn't he love me?
I'm fine.

You are.
Mm-hmm.

I'm bipolar.
Mm-hmm.

I'm a kleptomaniac
with a trick pelvis.

Right. And you are too good
for him, Polly-Pol.

I am?
Okay? You are.

Way too good.

You just need
to figure out a way

to cleanse that playa
from your system, okay?

Okay.

What exactly are we doing,
Polly?

I'm getting closure.
Cleansing Joe from my system.

Okay.
Good for you, girl.

I'm done with love.

And if there's anything
I learned from Joe,

it's that arson
is the answer.

W-Wait, wait.
We about to torch something?

Mm-hmm.

This is that sick
lothario's love-mobile.

Now help me out.

Is this because he didn't ask
you to burn the casino with him?

No, it's because he is a lying,
vile, wife-loving asshole,

and I want him to pay.

♪ I don't need
part-time affection ♪

♪ So I've found
a new direction ♪

♪ I don't need your kind
of lovin' anymore ♪

Here's to closure.

♪ So I'm leavin' right away

♪ I wanna even start to say

♪ But, baby I don't
need you anymore ♪

♪ Goodbye, baby,
I don't need you anymore ♪

I did. Pol!

- Whoa.
- Hey.

What's up there?

Don't tell me you lettin'
Uncle Daddy get in your head.

That man
is cray-cray, y'all.

D-Do we really want to be around
when he finds out what we did?

Listen, ain't nothing
ever come easy for us.

And this ain't gonna be
no different.

- Yeah.
- Right.

You got to
stick with it.

Don't make the same mistake
that I did.

I was in a girl group
in the '90s.

- They called me "Old Spice."
- Okay.

And I quit because I didn't
think we'd make it.

You cannot give up now,
baby girl.

Okay, she crazy.

- I'm not!
- But she right.

We got your back.

Like, we are all family.

And it ain't nobody
who can stop us.

That's right.

This pep talk
has been brought to you

by the greater
Mannington --

- You set me up?
- No, ma'am, ma'am.

I did not.
I had no idea that --

- She a lie.
- Virginia!

I'm sure she meant well.

Okay, look, y'all,
you're just trippin', okay?

You need to sit down,
have a conversation,

- and call it a ding-dang day.
- That's right.

Unless she came here
to beg for forgiveness,

I don't have shit
to say.

You want me
to beg forgiveness?

You got things so twisted,
you must be insane.

-I'm insane?!
- Yeah.

Bitch, you burned down an entire
casino, but I'm insane?!

It was a goddamn building.
Who gives a shit?

We could have been inside it
when you burned it down!

And one of us
could have died!

But nobody did!

This is not
about a fire.

It's about you and me

and how you've taking advantage
of me for years!

Then you should've
talked to me!
I did!

But you're a controlling,
- narcissistic sociopath!
- Oh, my God!

- Take it down to 9.
- Let's just call it a Mulligan.

You needed control!

Your life was a mess
before I ever met you.

And I'm the only one that
helped you when you got out.

And this is how
you thank me?!

Now look at you.

You ain't nothing but an old,
crusty lesbian...

Oh! Hey!...trying to be somebody mama

inside of
a goddamn trailer!

I wouldn't even be
in this position

if you weren't
some wigger-lovin',

dusty old hag
with your tired-ass weave.

- Hey!
- Okay.

This is my hair, bitch!

- Stop it!
- Okay!

- You wish!
- Stop it!

Stop!

You know what?
What?

I'm done with you.

I want you
to get your triflin',

backstabbin' ass
out of my salon!

Filthy,
betraying bitch.

Get the hell out!

Now!

Sure.

With pleasure.

Bye, girls.

Bitch.

And take your shit!

Don't cry now.

You are all traitors.

Des, hold on.

I'm not
holding on to shit!

Y'all been sleepin'
with the enemy?

You been talking to this bitch
behind my back?

Des, we never said
we don't love you.
Yo know we do.

Either you're on her team
or you on mine.

- Her team --
- Choose!

We've -- How much
have we done to --

We're selling drugs
with you right now.
Ain't that enough?

Ain't nobody forcin'
none of y'all to do shit.

Exactly.

'Cause we're all
adults here.

And you can't force us
to do anything.

Bitch.

No, no, no, no, no!

Baby, shh, shh.

Shh, shh shh, shh!
It's okay.

♪ Oh-oh

♪ What about your friends?

♪ Will they stand
their ground? ♪

♪ Will they let you down?

♪ Yeah

♪ Oh, what about your friends?

♪ What about your friends?

-♪ Are they gonna be lowdown?
-♪ Lowdown

♪ Will they ever be around?

♪ Be around

♪ Or will they turn
their backs on you? ♪

♪ Will they stand
their ground? ♪

Slow -- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, pal.

Shit, I told you
I don't speak no Oriental.

You need to speak to me
in the King's language --

'Merican.

Damn Korean
son of a bitch.

I'm trying
to talk business here.

I can't under-- understand a
word the son of a bitch saying.

He on?
Yeah.

Give it to me.

What?

Okay.

What's so damn funny,
Kim-Young Ann?

So you mean to tell me
you want this poor guy

who doesn't even speak
a word of English

to launder your money through
his tiny, little grocery store?

I got Duolingo.

Besides, these are
desperate times, alright?

Ever since Desna
walked out on me,

I got no one
to wash my ducats.

I'll wash your money
for you.

Are you trying
to punk me?

No.

I need a job.

Why should I
give you a job?

What do I look like,
an unemployment agency?

Because besides the fact that
I can wash your shit for you,

I know who stole
your pills.

What?

My pills ain't gone.

Yeah, they are.

And I'll talk once you give me
equity in the pill game.

40% to wash your money.

You dreamin'.

You don't know
what I know.

Come on.

Trust me.

You know you can.

Now spill it.

Desna stole your pills.

♪ O, Fortuna

I'm gonna kill
that bitch.

Oh, hell, no.

♪ Velut luna

Run up on me, asshole!
I dare you!

♪ Statu variabilis