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Hey, you free for lunch today? 19 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:32,635 No, sorry. Um... 20 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:34,029 I have to do press for the big show, 21 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:37,181 and then I'm throwing DJ her 35th birthday party. 22 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,349 Ah. 23 00:01:38,725 --> 00:01:40,184 So I guess dinner's out too, then? 24 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:41,561 Yeah, unfortunately. 25 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,564 Well, hey. Why don't you come? 26 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:45,967 I'm sure DJ would love to see you, 27 00:01:46,024 --> 00:01:47,692 and you'd actually be helping me out. 28 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,028 I always have to pad these parties. 29 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:52,614 Turns out that being in Narcotics Anonymous this long 30 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:55,033 has left her with friends that are... 31 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,618 all anonymous. 32 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:57,827 (CHUCKLES) 33 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,747 Yeah, okay. I'll see you tonight, then. 34 00:02:00,872 --> 00:02:02,957 - Bye. - Bye. 35 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:09,797 (CHUCKLES) 36 00:02:09,881 --> 00:02:10,882 (MELLOW MUSIC) 37 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,550 KIKI: Is this your makeup bag? 38 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:14,510 'Cause it's, like, mostly half-smoked joints 39 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:15,637 and used Q-tips. 40 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,846 Yeah, that's it. 41 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,640 - No, we're using mine. - (LAUGHS) 42 00:02:18,723 --> 00:02:20,892 Ugh, I'm so glad I got tonight off. 43 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,935 Plus, I really need a break from Luna. 44 00:02:23,353 --> 00:02:25,647 She's just going through this, like, really intense stage 45 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,607 where she absolutely hates me. 46 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,984 I mean, like, I know she's just a baby, 47 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,862 but, like, it still hurts. 48 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:36,240 Like, last night, she said, "Luna no love Mama." 49 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:39,077 I'm like, "You've only met, like, three people 50 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,746 in your whole life, and you hate the best one?" 51 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,539 Ugh, I'm sorry, Kiki. 52 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:45,041 - That's really hard. - Yeah. 53 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:47,543 Do you have, like, a Beautyblender? 54 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:49,063 Like, you know, like, an eggy sponge? 55 00:02:49,087 --> 00:02:50,713 Um... 56 00:02:50,797 --> 00:02:52,507 - Why'd I even ask? - No, I... 57 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,800 I usually just use my fingers, 58 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:55,677 'cause makeup doesn't really have rules. 59 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,304 Mm-mm. Makeup absolutely has rules. 60 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:00,473 Oh, no. 61 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:02,642 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 62 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,852 (MUFFLED UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 63 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:06,229 Fire the hors d'oeuvres. 64 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:07,689 Josefina told me to wait 65 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,252 until at least half the guests arrive. 66 00:03:10,692 --> 00:03:12,360 Josefina! 67 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:14,362 Josefina? 68 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:16,489 Hi, um, I think that there's been 69 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,241 a little bit of a misunderstanding. 70 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:19,635 People are under the false impression 71 00:03:19,659 --> 00:03:20,952 that you're running this party. 72 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,079 Damien, I am the House Manager. 73 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,914 So, first, do not yell my name. 74 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:27,709 And second, this party is under my jurisdiction, 75 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,127 and what I say goes. 76 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,837 Well, I'm Deborah's personal assistant, 77 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,839 and I'm in charge of all of her events, so... 78 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:34,507 Again, I'm the House Manager, 79 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:38,511 and this event is in the house, so... 80 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:44,267 Fire the hors d'oeuvres. 81 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,856 Yeah. Fire the hors d'oeuvres. 82 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:53,943 (JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 83 00:03:56,738 --> 00:03:58,740 Deborah, you know Wilson. 84 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:00,783 (CHUCKLES) 85 00:04:00,867 --> 00:04:03,244 - Ah, so you're the mystery date. - Mm-hmm. 86 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,830 You look so different without your fluorescent vest on. 87 00:04:06,122 --> 00:04:07,790 Not better. Just different. 88 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:09,584 Well, thank you for having me. 89 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,878 Yes, well, please help yourself to some champagne. 90 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,692 Are you still angry at me about the shapewear? 91 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:17,818 Is that what this is all about? 92 00:04:17,842 --> 00:04:19,218 It's not about you, Deborah. 93 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,762 I like him. 94 00:04:20,845 --> 00:04:21,888 Mm-hmm. 95 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,806 - Deborah! - Kiki! 96 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:26,601 My God, I'm so happy to be here! 97 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:29,270 I had to get out of the freaking house so bad. 98 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,022 Ava, you look pretty. 99 00:04:32,565 --> 00:04:33,608 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 100 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:34,776 Really? 101 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:36,027 Thanks. 102 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,695 - You look... - You! 103 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:39,530 No, no, no. Are those Bellinis? 104 00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:41,115 No, no, no, those are not to be served 105 00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:43,242 until the puff pastry comes out. 106 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,244 Am I blushing? 107 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,830 No clue. 108 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,248 I used high-coverage foundation. 109 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,792 It's basically paint. 110 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,502 (LAUGHS) 111 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:54,921 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 112 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:00,635 ALL: Ooh! 113 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,237 Does that look familiar? Sir, was this yours? 114 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,763 But a creative way, but still... 115 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:07,391 Ladies. Deborah. 116 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,519 - Marty. - Madame Mayor. 117 00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:11,687 Oh, Marty! Oh, so good to see you again. 118 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:13,971 Now, where's your lovely little girlfriend this evening? 119 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,650 No, she's not coming. 120 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:16,859 (CHUCKLES) Jeez. 121 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:18,444 Well, she's nuts, huh? 122 00:05:18,528 --> 00:05:20,488 If I were her, I wouldn't let you out of my sight. 123 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:21,906 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 124 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,951 Well, we actually broke up. 125 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,119 Ah. 126 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,955 Good to know. 127 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,835 (CHUCKLES) 128 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,461 Okay! 129 00:05:35,545 --> 00:05:38,548 The birthday girl has arrived! 130 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:40,383 Happy birthday, dear. 131 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:41,551 Hi. 132 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:43,261 Hi. You look cute. 133 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:44,554 Thank you! 134 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:45,763 Well, you must be Aidan. 135 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:47,682 It's so nice to finally meet you. 136 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,559 DJ sent me clips of all your fights. 137 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:52,061 - I'm starstruck. - Thank you, ma'am. 138 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,914 WOMAN: Excuse me, Ms. Vance, do you have a second? 139 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:55,541 Oh, hope you didn't give him the shiner, sweetie. 140 00:05:55,565 --> 00:05:56,774 (LAUGHS) 141 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:58,234 Ooh, Ava! Ava, come here. 142 00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,610 Come meet my man. 143 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:01,571 Ava, this is the love of my life. 144 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:03,131 Aidan, this is my girlfriend, Ava. 145 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,156 Hey. Nice to meet you. 146 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,449 - Pleasure. - Oh, wow. 147 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,451 - Firm grip. - Oh, yeah. 148 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:08,619 His body's his career. 149 00:06:08,703 --> 00:06:11,581 He's the current Tuff-N-Uff MMA welterweight champ. 150 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:14,667 Ooh, feel his muscle! Babe, don't flex. 151 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:18,129 Just grab on. 152 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,840 - (CHUCKLES) Wow. - Right? 153 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:22,258 - Crazy, yeah. - Right? 154 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:24,176 Okay, babe, now flex. 155 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,890 - You want me to... - Get back in there. 156 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:30,391 Just, I... 157 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:31,851 He's flexed now. 158 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,770 (GASPS) Okay. 159 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:36,480 Double puka shells? 160 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:37,899 You look so cute. 161 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:40,610 That was actually the first time I went on tour with Deborah. 162 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:43,654 Was that before or after her joke about crackheads? 163 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:47,867 Uh, well, I believe she changed it to opioids, so... 164 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,619 Oh, okay. Instead of being 165 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:51,579 about Black people, it's about poor people. 166 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,456 - (SCOFFS) - I mean, it just must, like, 167 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:56,167 suck to work for a white lady for 20 years, or whatever. 168 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,794 (GROANS) Sadly, Cosby wasn't hiring. 169 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:01,547 (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God. 170 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:03,215 How did you start working for her? 171 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,509 Well, she was my favorite comedian growing up, 172 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,595 which should've been my first clue that I was gay. 173 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:08,958 That, and the double puka shells. 174 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:10,306 - Correct. - (LAUGHS) 175 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:11,974 And when I was 18, 176 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:14,477 I drove my mom's Cimarron for three hours 177 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,522 to see Deborah's show in D.C. and she was incredible. 178 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:21,943 And I stayed after for her to autograph this shirt 179 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:24,236 that I made with her face on the front, 180 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,738 and she got a kick out of it. 181 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,216 And then I told her she needed to seriously reconsider 182 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,480 her idea of brand merchandising. 183 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,660 (CHUCKLES) 184 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:32,620 And she offered me a job on the spot. 185 00:07:32,912 --> 00:07:34,072 I've been with her ever since. 186 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,623 That's cool. 187 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:36,934 I've been talking about myself too much. 188 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:39,877 Uh, what's your story? How did you become a water cop? 189 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:42,838 Monster.com. 190 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:44,590 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 191 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:47,593 - Uploaded my resume and got the job. - That's excellent. 192 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:50,012 And I get that hating me is part of her development, 193 00:07:50,096 --> 00:07:52,056 but it's also part of her development 194 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,642 to know that I have more friends than her. 195 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:55,768 Isn't she three? 196 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,520 - Exactly. - (LAUGHS) 197 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:58,747 DEBORAH: Now, show me one. Where is he? 198 00:07:58,771 --> 00:07:59,897 (LAUGHS) 199 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:01,774 You think she thinks he's funny? 200 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,442 (BOTH LAUGHING) 201 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:07,154 I mean, she's laughing, so, yeah? 202 00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:09,657 What's the deal with them? 203 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,742 KIKI: Mm, I think they have some history. 204 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,996 There's, like, a vibe between them, and, I don't know. 205 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:16,706 I ship it. 206 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:19,709 (PIANO PLAYING) 207 00:08:42,982 --> 00:08:45,109 - Is... is this... - The Jurassic Park theme. 208 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,402 - Yes. - Yeah. 209 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,865 She's pretty good. 210 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:54,285 100 grand on piano lessons. This is all she learned to play. 211 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:58,122 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Well, it's pretty timeless. 212 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:01,250 Plus, they just rebooted the franchise. 213 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,169 - What a boon. - (CHUCKLES) 214 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:09,925 (APPLAUSE) 215 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:12,011 Thank you! Thank you. 216 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,804 I wanted to take a moment 217 00:09:13,888 --> 00:09:17,183 and share some very exciting news with all of you, 218 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:18,851 my nearest and dearest. 219 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,896 Aidan and I are engaged! 220 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,148 (ALL SHOUTING) 221 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,734 - WOMAN 1: Oh, my God. - WOMAN 2: Oh, my God! 222 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,110 I know, I know! 223 00:09:28,194 --> 00:09:30,362 So it's not only my birthday party, 224 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,948 but it's also my engagement party. 225 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:34,450 (LAUGHS) 226 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:35,951 Congrats, honey. 227 00:09:36,035 --> 00:09:37,078 Thanks, Mom. 228 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,704 - Cheers. - Cheers. 229 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,917 (GUESTS CHATTERING) 230 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,211 - Hey, excuse me, sir. - Thank you. 231 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,130 Oh, no, no, no, no. No more for him. 232 00:09:48,214 --> 00:09:50,800 No, he likes to conserve. 233 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:54,220 Yoo-hoo! Marty. 234 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,347 How's your beef? 235 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:01,977 Hey. 236 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:04,230 How about after we get done with our entrees, 237 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,523 why don't we all change seats? 238 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,191 Just kind of switch it up a little bit. 239 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,984 - How about that? - No. 240 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,779 That's not how this is gonna work. 241 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,243 Did anybody else witness that? 242 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,753 Okay, I... I had, like, a... 243 00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:30,965 I had a sex-ish dream about Deborah this morning. 244 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,092 - Whoa. - And it's obviously whatever, 245 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,903 because I've had sex dreams about a lot of people, 246 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,847 but for some reason, I'm just feeling, like, really weird about this one. 247 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,241 Oh, babe, you probably just had a sex dream 248 00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:41,517 about Deborah because she's fucking hot. 249 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,352 Yeah. She is, but... 250 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,938 I don't know, maybe this is about power? 251 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,816 Or because we had a really intense bonding experience 252 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,109 on that trip we went on. 253 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,777 But also, she's mean to me. 254 00:10:51,861 --> 00:10:53,946 So, am I weirdly into that? 255 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,991 Ugh, psychologically, very bad sign. 256 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,118 This is exactly how women end up datingmen in tech. 257 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,787 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. 258 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:04,039 Or is it just 'cause I watched Carol last night? 259 00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:05,875 Oh, you watched Carol last night? 260 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:08,836 Well, then it's definitely just about Carol, duh. 261 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,838 Oh, I'm sorry about you and Ivy. 262 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,507 Ah, it's okay. I couldn't trust her. 263 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:14,943 She let a woman roam through my house... 264 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,135 - Ah. - Take pictures. 265 00:11:16,427 --> 00:11:17,511 Oh, so it's my fault? 266 00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:19,054 (CHUCKLES) No. 267 00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:20,389 No. 268 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,933 She's just not the woman for me. 269 00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,894 (GLASS CLINKING) 270 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,770 Hi. 271 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,148 I just wanted to thank you all so much for coming, 272 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:32,193 and especially thank you to my mom for hosting. 273 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:33,819 And also, 274 00:11:33,903 --> 00:11:35,988 I wanted to let you know that my jewelry 275 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,991 will be in three Trish's boutiques. 276 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:40,784 - Yes. - Ah, that's right! 277 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,162 D'Jewelry is gonna be at Trish's! 278 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,788 - Is that good? - It's major. 279 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,123 (APPLAUSE) 280 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,500 I am engaged to the love of my life, 281 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,253 and I have honestly never been happier. 282 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:52,898 So just thank you to every single one of you 283 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:54,798 for making this night so special. 284 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,091 Cheers. 285 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,010 ALL: Cheers. 286 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,555 - Okay, Ava, your turn. - Hmm? 287 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:02,765 Oh. 288 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:03,968 Oh, we're all doing speeches? 289 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,392 It's my birthday. 290 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:06,727 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah. 291 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,103 No problem. 292 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,105 Uh... 293 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,919 - DJ... - Are you gonna sit while you do it? 294 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:15,736 - No. - I figured you'd stand. 295 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,571 (CLEARS THROAT) 296 00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:21,533 (SIGHS) DJ... 297 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:25,162 you self-tumble your own rocks, 298 00:12:25,246 --> 00:12:28,207 which, well, frankly, rocks. (LAUGHS) 299 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:30,125 Um... 300 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,630 You know, I've honestly never met anyone like you. 301 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,758 And I think it's so brave that you're not afraid 302 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,302 to march to the beat of your own drum. 303 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,221 And... 304 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,532 I think it's really cool that you found someone 305 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:47,059 who loves you for exactly who you are. 306 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,062 Which is a really great person. 307 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,814 ALL: Aww. 308 00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,565 Happy birthday. To DJ. 309 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,236 Thank you. 310 00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,364 DJ, for your birthday, 311 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:03,325 it is my great honor and privilege 312 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:04,910 as the mayor of Las Vegas 313 00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:09,290 to present you with a key to the city of Las Vegas. 314 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,335 - Oh, another one. - Now, this key in particular 315 00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,230 is one of my favorites, and I've had to take... 316 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:17,881 I swear, she'll give the key to the city to anyone. 317 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,216 (CHUCKLES) 318 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,552 She probably tips with it at Starbucks. 319 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,845 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 320 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:26,098 Was one of... one of... a dear friend of mine for a couple of weeks, and... 321 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,518 DJ says it's her 35th birthday, so we're doing 35 candles. 322 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,187 I threw her 35th before you were even here. 323 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:34,791 - No one's gonna buy it. - Yes, they will. She looks incredible. 324 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:36,900 I'll go down to 38. 325 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,236 Take it or leave it. 326 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,322 I'll take it. 327 00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:44,992 But now, what is the color story now? 328 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,202 - Gold and pink. - Pink... I think just pink. 329 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:51,248 So, thank you for giving me an excuse 330 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,584 to live my own life. 331 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,420 Because, honestly, 332 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,757 it's nice to be with people who actually wanna be around me 333 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,719 and not just suck on my titties for milk, and then turn on me, you know? 334 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:04,803 Hear, hear. 335 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,931 So, happy birthday, DJ, 336 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,516 and congrats on Trish's. 337 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,120 They have some really cute stuff there. 338 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,603 So nice. Thank you. 339 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,206 - You're welcome. - Hear, hear. Cheers. 340 00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,150 (CLEARS THROAT) 341 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:23,614 I'm sorry, I'm... not very good at this kind of thing. And, uh, 342 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:28,285 especially nervous to do it in front of a world-famous comedian, so... 343 00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:29,745 (GUESTS CHUCKLE) 344 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,122 I'll keep it brief. Um... 345 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,708 DJ, I love you. Happy birthday. 346 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,793 ALL: Aww. 347 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,878 Whoa. Very brief. 348 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,254 (APPLAUSE) 349 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,384 Okay. You're up, Mom. 350 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,177 Saved the best for last. 351 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,012 (EXHALES) 352 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,974 Happy birthday, DJ. This is getting scary. 353 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,898 Pretty soon, you're gonna be the same age as me. 354 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,187 (LAUGHTER) 355 00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:58,357 You know, DJ, we haven't always seen eye to eye, 356 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,943 and I know that you like to say that actually my career 357 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,028 is my favorite child, but that's not true. 358 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:04,655 I like you both the same. 359 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,282 (LAUGHTER) 360 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:11,662 I've been thinking a lot about the past lately. 361 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:17,918 I had DJ very young, so as a child, she always accompanied me on the road. 362 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:21,964 You know, always at my side. 363 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:25,968 And I know some people didn't think that was a very good parenting choice, 364 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,971 raising a toddler in comedy clubs. 365 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,809 But for someone who lost their parents very young... 366 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,060 (CLEARS THROAT) 367 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,355 I knew that I would've given anything 368 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,315 to spend more time with them. 369 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,235 So I thought it was best... 370 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,821 that you be with me. 371 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,532 For better or worse. 372 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,493 And for me, at least, 373 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,328 it was always better. 374 00:15:56,957 --> 00:16:00,043 Um, but now you have Aidan by your side. 375 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,713 And if he loves you half as much as I do, 376 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:03,922 then he's a keeper. 377 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:05,859 Plus, he's got a great left hook. 378 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,342 (LAUGHTER) 379 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:08,469 Cheers. 380 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,179 - ALL: Cheers. - Thank you. 381 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,763 Oh, and, as an engagement gift, 382 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,349 I'm paying my lawyer to draw up your prenup. 383 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,268 (LAUGHTER) 384 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,770 So romantic. Thanks. 385 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,273 But we decided we're just gonna go ahead 386 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,626 and do the old-fashioned thing and get married, no prenup. 387 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,777 - (CHUCKLES) - Okay, honey. Leave the jokes to me. 388 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,279 (LAUGHTER) 389 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,406 It's not a joke. We're not gonna get a prenup. 390 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,492 Oh, you are absolutely getting a prenup. 391 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,179 How about when you get married, you can get yourself a prenup? 392 00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:36,288 But we are not doing one. 393 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,498 This isn't up for discussion. 394 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,832 I'm doing what's best for you. 395 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,960 Okay, I am a grown-up, and you can't make me. 396 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,771 I taught you better than this. Don't be stupid. 397 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:47,216 Laurie says it is not stupid to trust my feelings, and right now, I... 398 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,842 She's not even a psychologist. 399 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,552 She's a social worker! 400 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,471 And if she can't figure out her adult acne, 401 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,598 she certainly can't figure out your life. 402 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,559 I said don't Google her! That's what I said! 403 00:16:57,643 --> 00:17:00,062 You know, the sex tape, and the Scientology stint, 404 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,730 I could handle, but this? 405 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,413 You know, you've really outdone yourself. 406 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,733 You know what? This is so stupid. 407 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,461 It doesn't even matter. It's not your money. 408 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,987 Oh, please. Your whole life is my money. 409 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:10,405 You know what? 410 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:13,492 You're just jealous because someone actually loves me. 411 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,578 I give it two weeks. One, if he's smart. 412 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:21,500 Happy birthday to you 413 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:26,421 (ALL JOIN IN) Happy birthday to you 414 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:29,341 Happy Birthday, dear DJ 415 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,843 Thanks a lot, Mom. 416 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,809 Who wants cake? 417 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,603 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 418 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:44,648 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 419 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,444 (PHONE BUZZING) 420 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:50,612 Hey, where are you? 421 00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:51,863 I'm home. 422 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,449 Wait, what? I... I thought you were in the bathroom. 423 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,285 I told them not to clear your dessert! 424 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,369 I know, I'm sorry. 425 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,371 That fight just made me realize 426 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,748 that I gotta make it work with Luna. 427 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,418 I'm actually in her bed with her right now. 428 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,545 I forgive her. She forgives me. 429 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,672 It's all water under the bridge. 430 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,799 And I've been thinking. 431 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,968 You should really go for it with Deborah. 432 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,636 Maybe it'll help you figure things out? 433 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,388 Uh, no, I'm not gonna go for it. 434 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,307 I'm gonna eat your dessert and go home. 435 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,558 Okay. 436 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,976 Bye, girl. 437 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,477 Okay, bye. 438 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,271 Ava? 439 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,480 Would you mind talking to DJ? 440 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:26,732 She's really upset. 441 00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:28,483 - Me? - Yeah. 442 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,568 Okay. Yeah, of course. 443 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,278 All right, she's upstairs. 444 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,238 - Okay. - Thank you. 445 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,365 Yeah. 446 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,292 Shit's $600. 447 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,752 AVA: Okay. 448 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,796 God. She's such a bitch. 449 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,256 Did you hear her back there? 450 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,300 Who talks to their kid like that? 451 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,427 I totally understand. 452 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,179 But... 453 00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:00,515 I think she's just trying to protect you, 454 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:01,933 in her own fucked up way. 455 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,685 Well, it doesn't feel like it! 456 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:04,978 Yeah. 457 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,731 Maybe she's just, like, scared? 458 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,692 And she's... 459 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,986 just not wanting to see 460 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,863 anything taken away from you 461 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,657 the way it was taken away from her? 462 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,617 Fuck! 463 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,995 I just had this fantasy that she'd just see 464 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,039 that things were going well for me, you know? 465 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,874 And maybe be proud of me. 466 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,043 And things would... 467 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,337 I don't fucking know, be normal for once? 468 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:32,964 - I hear you. - (EXHALES) 469 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,675 That's totally fair. 470 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,737 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to dump all this on you. 471 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,137 I don't mean to. 472 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,948 I just feel like you get it when it comes to her. 473 00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,599 Yeah, I do. 474 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,810 Honestly, my closest relationship right now 475 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,937 is with your mom. 476 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,358 Right. (CHUCKLES) 477 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:52,543 I've never been this close to someone 478 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,444 I'm not hooking up with, which means... 479 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:56,863 (LAUGHS) 480 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,341 I just have a fucked up sense of intimacy. 481 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,450 It's not that I'm actually attracted to your mom. 482 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,035 (EXHALES) Oh. 483 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,203 What? 484 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,080 That was nothing. 485 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,165 Um, DJ, 486 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,960 it's, like, the most normal thing in the world 487 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,921 to want your mom to be proud of you, you know? 488 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:16,174 And she can definitely get in your head. 489 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,009 But, um... 490 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:23,056 I... I don't know. Maybe... 491 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,142 stop waiting for her to be proud of you, 492 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,185 and start doing things 493 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,187 that make you feel proud of yourself. 494 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,236 Yeah. Yep, that actually makes sense. Thank you. 495 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:40,824 - Can you drive us home? - Of course. 496 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,202 Hey, how come you're not wearing my earrings? 497 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,996 - Oh, I... - It's fine. 498 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,206 - I have some extra in my bag. - Great. 499 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,709 Hope you enjoyed the free show! 500 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,922 Happy birthday. 501 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:59,050 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 502 00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,971 I'm just driving them home. 503 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,598 Have fun. 504 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,646 (CHUCKLES) 505 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,775 Your car is ready at the valet, Ms. Pezzimenti. 506 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,610 I'm not quite ready to go just yet. 507 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,780 Marty and I are in the middle of a very stimulating conversation. 508 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,364 He's just in the little boys' room. 509 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,824 The party was 7:00 to 10:00. 510 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,868 Those times are not real. 511 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,120 You understand that? 512 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,623 I'm just gonna wait here until Marty gets back, though. 513 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,832 I don't want to be rude. 514 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,668 You have no power here. 515 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,171 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 516 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,841 Jeez. 517 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,760 Okay. 518 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:44,179 Feel like I'm being arrested or something. 519 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,858 Okay, pull right up in here. 520 00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:59,194 Wait. In here? 521 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,696 What... am I turning around in here? 522 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,865 DJ: Nope. We're here. 523 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:05,700 Oh, shit. No. 524 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,077 ("BRIDAL CHORUS" PLAYING) 525 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,579 No, no, no. Don't get married right now. 526 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,414 DJ, don't do this just to piss off your mom. 527 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,625 I'm not. Ava, you were right. 528 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,585 I gotta start doing things for me. 529 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,589 And getting married right now is what we wanna do. 530 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,715 No. I... I was thinking more along the lines of, like, 531 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,969 taking a pottery class or getting your GED. 532 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,721 My GED? 533 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,682 I went to Cornell. 534 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,017 Y... yeah. 535 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,771 And I... I know that, which... which is why 536 00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:36,040 you're smart enough to know not to do this... 537 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,065 MAN: Hello. 538 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,900 Welcome to the Tunnel of Love. 539 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,736 Hi. Thank you. 540 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,657 DJ: Ah, the "MJ Package"? 541 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,200 No shit. Michael Jackson? 542 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,660 No, no. Michael Jordan. 543 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,745 Oh. 544 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,038 - No? - No. 545 00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:56,001 (CHUCKLES) 546 00:22:58,837 --> 00:22:59,921 Last man standing? 547 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:01,756 Looks like it. 548 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,176 (CHUCKLES) That's good. 549 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,221 Good, I, um... 550 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,974 - I wanted to... - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 551 00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:13,768 Oh. 552 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:15,186 Thank you. 553 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,981 - I wanted to... - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 554 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,774 (SIGHS) 555 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:20,859 Hello? 556 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:24,613 Hey. Uh, so, 557 00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:28,074 don't freak out, but DJ... DJ's getting married. 558 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,577 Like... like, right now. 559 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,621 What? N... no, where are you? 560 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:34,098 AVA: We're at a drive-through chapel. 561 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,166 Look, I tried to stop her, but she's doing it. 562 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,084 And I... I really think you'd regret it 563 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:41,379 if you weren't a part of this, so just watch, okay? 564 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:44,382 AVA: Please? 565 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,800 Okay. 566 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,886 Okay. 567 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:52,140 Ow, these D'Jewels are fucking heavy. 568 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:54,225 (CAR DOOR SENSOR BEEPING) 569 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,936 Okay. 570 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,646 We're gathered here this evening 571 00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,165 to celebrate the true love between... 572 00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:00,690 (CAR ENGINE REVS) 573 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,233 Oh, shit. Sorry. 574 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,569 Sorry. My foot hit the gas. 575 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,904 Sorry. I'm turning it off. 576 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,156 Okay. Go ahead, go ahead. 577 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,700 We're gathered here to celebrate your love. 578 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,244 You've chosen to recite your own vows? 579 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:14,454 Yeah. 580 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,122 MAN: Now would be the time. 581 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:17,624 AIDAN: DJ, 582 00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:18,867 when you walked into my life, 583 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:21,920 I realized how much I'd been missing. 584 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:25,107 The only problem is, you made me a worse fighter. 585 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,092 (BOTH LAUGHING) 586 00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:30,595 Before you, I didn't care what happened to me in the cage. 587 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,597 But now, 588 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,099 I gotta be careful. 589 00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:36,017 Because I can't risk anything 590 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,770 ruining the life that we're gonna build together. 591 00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:40,689 (CHUCKLES) 592 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:43,733 DJ: Aidan, 593 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:46,778 I know that I'm not always the easiest person to love, 594 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,697 but you always see the best in me, 595 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,865 and you always make loving me 596 00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,118 feel like the easiest thing in the world. 597 00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:56,788 Thank you for teaching me how to love myself. 598 00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:02,419 Aidan, do you take Deborah Junior to be your lawful wedded wife? 599 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:04,546 I do. 600 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:05,839 (LAUGHS) 601 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,216 And Deborah Junior, do you take Aidan 602 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,676 to be your lawful wedded husband? 603 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:11,011 I do. (LAUGHS) 604 00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,888 Well, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 605 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:15,682 You may kiss the bride. 606 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:25,859 AVA: Okay, I'm gonna go. 607 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:27,610 (SIGHS) 608 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,155 Leave it to her. (LAUGHS) 609 00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:31,781 (CHUCKLES) 610 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,826 Congratulations. 611 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:36,786 (LAUGHS) God. 612 00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:39,372 Not every day your daughter gets married. 613 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,750 Hey, you know what this calls for? 614 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,001 (WHISPERING) Champagne. 615 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:44,461 (SNIFFS) 616 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,254 Be right back. 617 00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,718 (EXHALES) 618 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:55,388 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 619 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:59,350 Well, at least now I don't have to worry about walking her down the aisle. 620 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:01,561 You know how I hate attention. 621 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,606 (LAUGHS) 622 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:07,609 (BONNIE RAIT'S "SINCE I FELL FOR YOU" PLAYS) 623 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:11,404 Ah, now this is the one I was waiting for. 624 00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,781 Oh, I love this song. 625 00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:14,616 You'd better let love... 626 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:17,452 May I ask the mother of the bride for this dance? 627 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,621 Oh, my God. "Mother of the bride"? 628 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,623 - (CHUCKLES) - (GIGGLES) 629 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:24,125 I know it so 630 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:27,879 And yet I know 631 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,672 (CHUCKLES) 632 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:34,177 I can't get you Out of my heart 633 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:40,892 You 634 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:44,646 Made me leave My happy home 635 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:47,816 Thanks for coming. 636 00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:49,651 I was happy to be here. 637 00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,778 You took my love and now 638 00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:53,738 Me too. 639 00:26:56,116 --> 00:27:01,079 Since I fell for you 640 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:10,839 Love 641 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:17,929 Brings such misery and pain 642 00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:23,935 I guess I'll never be the same 643 00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:30,733 Since I fell for you 644 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:40,034 Well, it's too bad 645 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,913 And it's too sad 646 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:49,919 But I'm in love with you 647 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:54,924 You love me 648 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:58,761 Then you snub me 649 00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:02,599 But what can I do 650 00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:09,606 When I'm still in love with you? 651 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,912 I... 44964

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