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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,825 --> 00:00:40,610 ♪ Get your motor runnin' 2 00:00:40,610 --> 00:00:43,874 ♪ Head out on the highway 3 00:00:43,874 --> 00:00:46,964 ♪ Lookin' for adventure 4 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,662 ♪ And whatever comes our way 5 00:00:49,054 --> 00:00:50,664 When your kitty's left the city. 6 00:00:50,794 --> 00:00:52,796 When your moose is on the loose. 7 00:00:52,796 --> 00:00:54,450 When your cow has said ciao, 8 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:56,061 you need me. 9 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:57,366 My friends call me- 10 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,760 Wait, I don't have friends. 11 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,370 I call me "Hitpig." 12 00:01:02,589 --> 00:01:05,418 ♪ Born to be wild 13 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:08,638 You see, I was raised by 14 00:01:08,638 --> 00:01:10,988 the legendary pet bounty hunter, Big Bertha, 15 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,252 and I was her super cool sidekick. 16 00:01:13,252 --> 00:01:15,689 You know, like Batman and Robin, Ben and Jerry, 17 00:01:15,689 --> 00:01:19,345 Aquaman and whoever the heck Aquaman's sidekick was. 18 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:21,216 Fish? No. Doesn't matter. 19 00:01:21,216 --> 00:01:23,610 We caught cats, hamsters, snakes, all that for money. 20 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:25,612 You get the idea. 21 00:01:25,612 --> 00:01:27,353 She taught me everything I needed to know 22 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:29,398 about the bounty biz. 23 00:01:30,399 --> 00:01:31,444 How to dress. 24 00:01:31,444 --> 00:01:33,141 I mean, yeah, 25 00:01:33,141 --> 00:01:34,925 she got this at an American Girl store, but... 26 00:01:34,925 --> 00:01:37,102 She trained me how to be half Dr. Doolittle, 27 00:01:37,102 --> 00:01:39,974 half James Bond, half Mandalorian. 28 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,018 And yes, I know that's three halves. 29 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,412 She wasn't great at math. 30 00:01:43,412 --> 00:01:44,805 And she taught me how to make an omelet 31 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,547 without breaking any eggs, which is impossible. 32 00:01:47,547 --> 00:01:50,027 So I guess it was a metaphor, but it doesn't matter. 33 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,029 She was a good business woman. 34 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:55,642 This business can be very rewarding. 35 00:01:55,642 --> 00:01:58,514 Then one day a call came in, Tiny the Lizard, 36 00:01:58,514 --> 00:02:01,213 a thousand bucks, which seemed high for a lizard. 37 00:02:01,213 --> 00:02:04,172 It's just an easy peasy, tiny lizard. 38 00:02:04,172 --> 00:02:06,087 I'll be right back. 39 00:02:06,087 --> 00:02:08,220 Here, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny. 40 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:10,961 Turns out Tiny wasn't so tiny. 41 00:02:10,961 --> 00:02:12,441 Tiny was a crocodile. 42 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:18,360 Just like that, Bertha was gone. 43 00:02:22,582 --> 00:02:27,326 ♪ Start wearing purple, wearing purple ♪ 44 00:02:27,326 --> 00:02:30,633 ♪ Start wearing purple for me now ♪ 45 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:33,201 All right, here we go! 46 00:02:33,201 --> 00:02:37,074 Mr. Secretary wants us to run a test. 47 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,468 Wakey, winky, stinky tubes skunk. 48 00:02:39,468 --> 00:02:43,037 Call HR! My coworkers are trying to kill me! 49 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,779 Gotcha! Right this way. 50 00:02:45,779 --> 00:02:48,608 Not this again, please! 51 00:02:48,608 --> 00:02:50,000 You know the drill. 52 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,915 Skedaddle down the tube to the plutonium room. 53 00:02:51,915 --> 00:02:54,614 Do not touch the glowy thing! 54 00:02:54,614 --> 00:02:57,486 Then you come back and we test your radiation levels. 55 00:02:57,486 --> 00:03:02,012 Pieces of cake. Remember, do not touch the glowy thing! 56 00:03:08,149 --> 00:03:09,629 Do not touch the glowy thing? 57 00:03:09,629 --> 00:03:12,588 Honey, that's my ticket outta here! 58 00:03:12,588 --> 00:03:15,504 Go left! 59 00:03:15,504 --> 00:03:17,419 I love that game. 60 00:03:17,419 --> 00:03:18,855 I knew I shouldn't have traded shifts 61 00:03:18,855 --> 00:03:20,074 with the hamster! 62 00:03:22,555 --> 00:03:23,512 Bullseye! 63 00:03:23,512 --> 00:03:25,775 Do not touch the glowy thing! 64 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:29,301 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 65 00:03:35,524 --> 00:03:41,574 Hey, I feel all tingly and now I'm glowing pink? 66 00:03:41,574 --> 00:03:44,664 Ooh, new look. Who dis? 67 00:03:44,664 --> 00:03:46,187 Bad tube skunk! 68 00:03:46,187 --> 00:03:48,885 Uh, pole cat, not tube skunk! 69 00:03:48,885 --> 00:03:51,410 Woo-hoo, freedom! 70 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:55,501 Oh, hello. Oh, everything's fine, Mr. Secretary. 71 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:57,024 How's the radiation level? 72 00:03:57,024 --> 00:04:00,157 Oh, fine. 73 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,594 What's up? 74 00:04:01,594 --> 00:04:02,812 What's up? What's up? 75 00:04:04,379 --> 00:04:06,903 Oh! It's big! 76 00:04:06,903 --> 00:04:10,080 Freedom! 77 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:15,216 Woo-hoo, hello world! Here I come. 78 00:04:15,216 --> 00:04:19,612 I got a glowing bum, full of plutonium! 79 00:04:20,308 --> 00:04:22,179 What? 80 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,573 Party's over, pole cat. 81 00:04:27,228 --> 00:04:30,840 Hey! Hot truffles, not me! 82 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,321 You need therapy! 83 00:04:33,321 --> 00:04:36,106 Where's your humanity, pig? 84 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,980 Oink. 85 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:46,856 Wow! Ex-squeeze me. 86 00:04:46,856 --> 00:04:49,511 I'm not quite sure what happened there. 87 00:04:49,511 --> 00:04:51,818 Whoa. Some guys cut the cheese, but you, brother, 88 00:04:51,818 --> 00:04:53,820 you destroy the cheese. 89 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:55,822 You cut the cheese, then you go find the cheese's family, 90 00:04:55,822 --> 00:04:57,389 and then you cut them. 91 00:04:57,389 --> 00:04:59,260 Peter Parker gets radiation poisoning 92 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:01,567 and shoots webs out of his wrist. 93 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:04,352 Me, apparently I shoot nukes out of my- 94 00:05:04,352 --> 00:05:06,006 Hey, be careful with that thing. 95 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,356 Look, your cousin Porky. 96 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:12,360 Adios, cocktail fake. 97 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,970 Not so fast, Radiation Rump. 98 00:05:15,276 --> 00:05:17,365 I had it on selfie mode. 99 00:05:19,889 --> 00:05:21,891 That's nasty. 100 00:05:21,891 --> 00:05:23,893 Consider yourself... hit. 101 00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:25,460 Whoa. What was that? 102 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:27,549 That was terrible. Lemme try that again. 103 00:05:27,549 --> 00:05:29,769 Consider yourself hit. 104 00:05:29,769 --> 00:05:30,813 Boom! Nailed it! 105 00:05:32,162 --> 00:05:33,686 The newest show in Vegas, 106 00:05:33,686 --> 00:05:36,079 featuring Pickles the dancing elephant 107 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:38,038 will be out of this world, 108 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,388 so says the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard. 109 00:05:40,388 --> 00:05:43,739 He has staged some of the worst animal acts ever. 110 00:05:43,739 --> 00:05:45,437 He trained his three ton elephant Pickles 111 00:05:45,437 --> 00:05:48,831 to leap into his arms, breaking every bone in his body. 112 00:05:48,831 --> 00:05:51,573 After two years in the hospital, he trained Pickles 113 00:05:51,573 --> 00:05:53,706 to leap into the arms of his poodle. 114 00:05:53,706 --> 00:05:55,534 A far worse idea. 115 00:05:55,534 --> 00:05:58,232 The Leapin' Lord squandered his family's reputation 116 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:00,713 and fortune, and they have disowned him. 117 00:06:00,713 --> 00:06:02,410 Undeterred, the Leapin' Lord guarantees 118 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:05,065 no one will walk out of this show. 119 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:08,285 We saw hope Pickles will be okay. 120 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,940 It's showtime! 121 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:15,336 Dancers, take positions! 122 00:06:15,336 --> 00:06:18,644 And now, Pickle the Elephant! 123 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:21,081 Psst. That's your cue, Poodles. 124 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:24,258 Where's the motivational coach? 125 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:41,057 Okay, enough with the dancing. 126 00:06:41,057 --> 00:06:43,190 Cast your eyes to the heavens. 127 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:47,237 The one and only me! 128 00:06:47,237 --> 00:06:48,935 People of the earth, 129 00:06:48,935 --> 00:06:53,287 I present to you the otherworldly 130 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:57,726 Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 131 00:06:58,031 --> 00:06:59,380 Drum roll. 132 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:06,256 Here we go! 133 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,652 Whoa. 134 00:07:27,669 --> 00:07:29,976 Oh, blast you, Pickles! 135 00:07:29,976 --> 00:07:33,109 You have one job! 136 00:07:33,109 --> 00:07:35,547 Why didn't you catch me? 137 00:07:35,547 --> 00:07:36,939 Nevermind. 138 00:07:36,939 --> 00:07:38,854 Wait until you see what I have planned for us 139 00:07:38,854 --> 00:07:40,682 opening night! 140 00:07:40,682 --> 00:07:45,644 I will reach for the stars and soar to heights 141 00:07:45,644 --> 00:07:48,603 never before soared! 142 00:07:48,603 --> 00:07:50,605 I'll fly. I'll glide. 143 00:07:50,605 --> 00:07:53,869 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 144 00:07:53,869 --> 00:07:59,222 And give gravity what it's given me, contempt. 145 00:07:59,222 --> 00:08:01,398 A billion dollar dynasty flushed down a crapper 146 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,966 by the Leapin' Lord of the Lunatics. 147 00:08:03,966 --> 00:08:06,316 Hey, six generations of animal acts 148 00:08:06,316 --> 00:08:08,580 are not ending with me! 149 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:11,496 Okay, rehearsals over! Everyone out! 150 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:21,027 ♪ I'm a real wild one, wild one ♪ 151 00:08:21,027 --> 00:08:22,594 ♪ Wild one, wild one 152 00:08:28,861 --> 00:08:30,297 ♪ Well, I'm just out of school 153 00:08:30,297 --> 00:08:31,646 ♪ Like I'm real, real cool 154 00:08:31,646 --> 00:08:33,909 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool 155 00:08:33,909 --> 00:08:37,565 ♪ Got the message that I gotta be a wild one ♪ 156 00:08:37,565 --> 00:08:41,743 ♪ Oh yeah, I'm a wild one 157 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:43,353 ♪ Gonna break it loose 158 00:08:43,353 --> 00:08:45,399 ♪ Gonna keep being a wild one 159 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:49,359 ♪ 'Cause baby, I'm a real wild child ♪ 160 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:11,033 Escaped pet alert. Escaped pet alert. 161 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:14,907 Hey, Gordon Hamsy. Shall I keep saying escaped pet alert? 162 00:09:14,907 --> 00:09:16,691 Gordon Hamsy. I get it. 163 00:09:16,691 --> 00:09:18,475 'Cause I'm a pig that cooks. 164 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,651 That's the best you got, huh? 165 00:09:19,651 --> 00:09:20,956 Chef Boar RD. 166 00:09:20,956 --> 00:09:24,177 Sty Fieri. Wolfgang Pig. - Hilarious. 167 00:09:24,177 --> 00:09:26,571 Who says computers can't be funny? Not me. 168 00:09:26,571 --> 00:09:27,789 Oh wait, yeah. No, it is me. 169 00:09:27,789 --> 00:09:29,661 I say computers can't be funny. 170 00:09:29,661 --> 00:09:31,184 Zoo surveillance 171 00:09:31,184 --> 00:09:34,143 caught an animal rights activist freeing the koala. 172 00:09:34,143 --> 00:09:37,712 Leticia. Our paths cross again. 173 00:09:37,712 --> 00:09:39,845 Catch van to the land down under. 174 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,281 We'll check the outback, the front back, 175 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,805 the inside out, and the upside down. 176 00:09:43,805 --> 00:09:45,633 Activate propulsion boosters. 177 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:48,375 Activated. 178 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:51,204 Weapons systems online. 179 00:09:51,204 --> 00:09:53,598 Locked and loaded. 180 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:56,339 And pump up the rock 'n roll. 181 00:10:11,703 --> 00:10:16,098 Greatness is so close I can smell it, Pickles. 182 00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:18,535 The eyes of too many lords and ladies 183 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,668 are looking down on me! 184 00:10:20,668 --> 00:10:22,627 They said I didn't fit in. 185 00:10:22,627 --> 00:10:26,065 That I was an untalented, tubby failure. 186 00:10:26,065 --> 00:10:27,283 That I'll never leap into anything 187 00:10:27,283 --> 00:10:29,372 but an all you can eat buffet table. 188 00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:32,375 And while I do love a complimentary Vegas buffet, 189 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,942 I mean, who doesn't? 190 00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:36,553 I'll show them what I'm capable of! 191 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,643 Mummy and Daddy dazzled audiences, 192 00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:41,733 riding lions through hoops of fire. 193 00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:44,953 Grandmama was blasted from a howitzer cannon 194 00:10:44,953 --> 00:10:48,130 over a swimming pool filled with hungry sharks. 195 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:50,742 My dearest uncle was a bullfighter. 196 00:10:50,742 --> 00:10:52,482 And not with a red cape. 197 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:55,181 He fought them with his fists. 198 00:10:55,181 --> 00:11:00,316 You see, to have the next great animal act is my destiny! 199 00:11:20,728 --> 00:11:23,818 Ugh, elephant snot. 200 00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:34,873 I lock you up because I love you so much. 201 00:11:34,873 --> 00:11:36,788 I mean, I don't know what I'd do 202 00:11:36,788 --> 00:11:40,748 if anything ever happened to you, Pickley-poo. 203 00:11:40,748 --> 00:11:42,402 Who would catch me then? 204 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:46,841 Oh, get real, Alligator Arms. 205 00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:48,495 I know you're a crocodile. 206 00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:50,366 It's just a figure of speech. 207 00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:53,761 Now eat your lunch. 208 00:11:56,982 --> 00:12:00,289 Open it yourself. 209 00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:04,990 I gave her your dog food. 210 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,427 You buggies missed your cue on stage, 211 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,255 and I know you're laughing at me behind my back. 212 00:12:09,255 --> 00:12:13,172 I just can't prove it yet. No food for you! 213 00:12:21,093 --> 00:12:23,965 Hey, don't worry, guys. I'm gonna get us out of here. 214 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:26,925 You'll be free soon and I... 215 00:12:26,925 --> 00:12:28,535 I can find my family. 216 00:12:34,802 --> 00:12:37,544 Door ajar. 217 00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:39,154 Door ajar. 218 00:12:39,154 --> 00:12:40,808 Door closed. 219 00:12:40,808 --> 00:12:43,115 Hooray. You did it. 220 00:12:43,115 --> 00:12:46,248 Don't you have a stealth mode or a shut up mode or something? 221 00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:50,731 Croc? Ugh. 222 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,128 No guns, no nuns, no lil' ones. 223 00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:58,478 Any other nuns here? 224 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,307 Hey, keep an eye on that, would you, Sister? 225 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:06,747 All right, koala. Where are you? 226 00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:12,100 Here, koala, koala, koala. 227 00:13:17,323 --> 00:13:20,239 Bingo, Dingo. 228 00:13:20,239 --> 00:13:23,372 - Thought I smelled bacon. - Let's go, koala. 229 00:13:23,372 --> 00:13:24,852 Not going back there, Hitpig. 230 00:13:24,852 --> 00:13:26,723 - You escaped. - I had to escape! 231 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,856 Do you know who comes to petting zoos? 232 00:13:28,856 --> 00:13:30,684 - Kids? - Yeah, kids. 233 00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:34,296 Filthy, slimy, sticky, smelly kids. 234 00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:36,255 They wipe their snotty noses, 235 00:13:36,255 --> 00:13:39,171 then pet me with those same tiny hands. 236 00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:41,651 They're disgusting! 237 00:13:41,651 --> 00:13:44,002 Ah, you got a little something stuck to the back of your head. 238 00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:45,264 Whoa. 239 00:13:45,264 --> 00:13:46,439 That's gonna leave a bald spot. 240 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:47,657 For the love of goon bag. 241 00:13:47,657 --> 00:13:49,485 Cute little Sheila. 242 00:13:49,485 --> 00:13:51,661 If you pet the fur, I'll drop kick you to- 243 00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:53,533 Whoop whoop! 244 00:13:57,493 --> 00:13:59,844 Oh, boy. 245 00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:05,588 I never asked for this adorable face, Hitpig! 246 00:14:05,588 --> 00:14:09,201 I don't wanna be cute. I'm not cute. 247 00:14:09,592 --> 00:14:11,856 Hey! 248 00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:14,902 Don't take me back! 249 00:14:14,902 --> 00:14:18,601 - Hey, I got a job to do. - Get another job. 250 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,734 Look, this is the only job I know how to do. 251 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,649 Animals are meant to be free. 252 00:14:22,649 --> 00:14:24,999 Get a taste of my world famous pork chop. 253 00:14:24,999 --> 00:14:27,045 Hiya! Ow! 254 00:14:27,045 --> 00:14:29,482 Your, uh, shoe's untied. 255 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:38,099 That's right. 256 00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:42,234 Go way, way, way, all the way home. 257 00:14:42,234 --> 00:14:46,455 Ah, son of a beach nut. 258 00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:49,502 Thank you, Sister. You are one bad habit. 259 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,331 I know. Forgive me. 260 00:14:52,331 --> 00:14:55,551 Thanks, mate. $10,000 in dues. 261 00:14:55,551 --> 00:15:00,948 I hope someone turns you into a ham steak one day, Hitpig. 262 00:15:00,948 --> 00:15:02,645 Put a little ring of pineapple on you 263 00:15:02,645 --> 00:15:04,386 and stab you with a fork! - Thanks, mate. 264 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:16,050 This is no life for you all. 265 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,011 I wish I could free you. 266 00:15:24,493 --> 00:15:27,627 "Famous Panda walks off popular kung fu set, 267 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,803 says eight films is enough." 268 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:33,024 Oh man, I liked those films. 269 00:15:33,024 --> 00:15:36,505 "Animal Rights activist, Leticia Dos Anjos 270 00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:39,682 frees tigers for Las Vegas show." 271 00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:42,076 Oh man, I liked that show too. 272 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:44,861 I don't get it. 273 00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:47,386 Wait a minute. 274 00:15:48,735 --> 00:15:50,955 You want me to call that critter liver, 275 00:15:50,955 --> 00:15:53,566 Leticia, to free you. 276 00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:55,176 Brilliant! 277 00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:58,571 By golly, I've never done anything important in my life. 278 00:15:58,571 --> 00:16:00,921 That changes today! 279 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,749 We're almost free. 280 00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:04,881 I can feel it. 281 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,537 Hey, you're looking good. 282 00:16:08,537 --> 00:16:12,411 A super cock-doodle-doo! 283 00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:19,070 Super Rooster! 284 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:21,463 Super cock-doodle-doo! Oh, man. 285 00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:23,422 Now that is a catchphrase. 286 00:16:23,422 --> 00:16:25,728 Ah, you know what? Maybe I could try something like that. 287 00:16:25,728 --> 00:16:29,950 You know, like a super oinkety-boinkety-boink! 288 00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:34,215 Ah, who asked you, Henry? 289 00:16:34,215 --> 00:16:37,175 Welcome to "King Chef For A Day," 290 00:16:37,175 --> 00:16:39,220 the show where our contestants have five minutes 291 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:42,484 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 292 00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:46,010 Yeah, boy! Oh, another great catch phrase. 293 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,402 You know, I could win that. 294 00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:49,056 When pigs fly. 295 00:16:49,056 --> 00:16:51,058 Oh, come on. A pig can dream, can't he? 296 00:16:51,058 --> 00:16:54,105 Incoming call. Incoming call. 297 00:16:54,105 --> 00:16:56,542 Oh, will you leave me alone, Morticia? 298 00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:57,499 It's Leticia. 299 00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:58,892 And are you proud of yourself 300 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:01,851 for messing up all those poor animals' lives? 301 00:17:01,851 --> 00:17:04,202 Locking them away like they were criminals? 302 00:17:04,202 --> 00:17:05,594 Yeah, 'cause they escaped! 303 00:17:05,594 --> 00:17:07,596 They should never have been captured at all. 304 00:17:07,596 --> 00:17:08,989 Hey, it's just business. 305 00:17:08,989 --> 00:17:10,904 You set 'em free, I bring 'em home. 306 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:14,342 You're such a pig. And that's all the time I needed. 307 00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:16,083 Needed for what? 308 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,824 Gain access to your bank account and take 309 00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:21,610 three, two, one, all your money, sucker. 310 00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:22,698 What? 311 00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:25,092 No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! 312 00:17:25,092 --> 00:17:26,572 Thank you for your donation. 313 00:17:26,572 --> 00:17:30,097 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 314 00:17:30,097 --> 00:17:33,405 It's dirty money and it needs to be used for good. 315 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:35,363 I'm good, I'm super good. I'm so good. 316 00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:38,236 I'm off to free an elephant. Thanks for the money. 317 00:17:38,236 --> 00:17:39,976 Ciao. 318 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,675 Come on! 319 00:17:52,293 --> 00:17:53,903 Hey. 320 00:17:53,903 --> 00:17:55,818 Did someone call for a rescue? 321 00:17:57,124 --> 00:17:58,734 Not sure I can locate your family, 322 00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,780 but I can get you home to India. 323 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,564 Anywhere is better than here. 324 00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:05,654 Don't worry, poodles. I'll be back for you guys soon. 325 00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:12,531 Woo-hoo, I'm free! I'm going home! 326 00:18:13,532 --> 00:18:17,101 Suppertime! 327 00:18:19,886 --> 00:18:22,323 But not for you. 328 00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:30,853 What the elephant? 329 00:18:30,853 --> 00:18:33,900 Someone pilfered Pickles! 330 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:37,208 Who steals elephants? 331 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,731 I mean, besides me. 332 00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:45,172 Hitpig. Lost your dog? You called the right hog. 333 00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,130 How can I help you? 334 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,306 Aha, bounty hunter. 335 00:18:48,306 --> 00:18:50,308 I hear you're the best. 336 00:18:50,308 --> 00:18:53,049 At least that's what it says in your ad. 337 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,226 - Who are you? - Oh, I don't know. 338 00:18:55,226 --> 00:18:58,620 Maybe I'm only the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 339 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,100 And I'm Baron of the Boxer Shorts. 340 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,624 What'd you lose? - My dance partner! 341 00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:04,409 Somebody stole her! 342 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,540 Wrong number, pal. 343 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,020 Sounds like you need a dating app. 344 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,891 She's an elephant. 345 00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:11,372 - Leticia. - No, Pickles. 346 00:19:11,372 --> 00:19:13,853 I'm launching my show in Vegas this weekend. 347 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,160 A guaranteed blast. 348 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,685 I'll be leaping, I'm the Leapin' Lord after all, 349 00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:21,339 but you knew that. 350 00:19:21,339 --> 00:19:23,515 Pickles is the only one who can catch me. 351 00:19:23,515 --> 00:19:25,647 I have to be caught! 352 00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:27,127 So catch her! 353 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,217 Hey, don't worry, I'll catch her, 354 00:19:30,217 --> 00:19:31,958 but you know, I charge by the pound, 355 00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:35,657 so I'm gonna need you to make me an offer I can't refuse. 356 00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:39,661 One million bucks. 357 00:19:40,314 --> 00:19:41,707 Whoa, that's about a hundred times 358 00:19:41,707 --> 00:19:44,753 more than I was thinking, so yes. 359 00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:47,800 So we have a deal, Hitpig. 360 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,715 Bring her back to me. 361 00:19:49,715 --> 00:19:53,197 Woo! Looks like this little piggy is back in business. 362 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,678 Who's got egg on their face now? 363 00:19:58,245 --> 00:20:01,640 Cock-a-doodley-doo! 364 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,470 Super Rooster! 365 00:20:10,779 --> 00:20:12,781 That's something you don't see every day. 366 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,742 We'll be landing in London momentarily, 367 00:20:16,742 --> 00:20:18,570 on our way to India. 368 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:21,094 Unfortunately, we have to stop our in-flight entertainment. 369 00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:26,099 I know, I love "Super Rooster" too. 370 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,231 Downloading all 371 00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:29,407 train, plane, and truck manifests. 372 00:20:29,407 --> 00:20:31,583 All right, where are you big girl? 373 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,760 Cargo, one dog, 62 cats. Poor dog. 374 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,935 No, no, no. 375 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,242 Okay, train. 376 00:20:38,242 --> 00:20:40,287 A baboon, two rabbits. 377 00:20:40,287 --> 00:20:43,290 Check that, two rabbits now with 27 bunnies. 378 00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:46,250 No. Vegas to India, layover in London. 379 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,251 Cargo four dogs, 380 00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:49,862 two cats, and one elephant. 381 00:20:51,037 --> 00:20:53,648 Ah, there you are! 382 00:20:53,648 --> 00:20:55,955 My pachyderm payday. 383 00:20:56,782 --> 00:20:59,480 Target acquired. 384 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,135 Off to jolly old England. 385 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,454 Ooh, some sort of elephant party going on there. 386 00:21:16,454 --> 00:21:20,022 Be right back! I'm gonna scope this out. 387 00:21:20,022 --> 00:21:23,156 After party with my peeps. 388 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:26,507 Wow, wide load coming through. 389 00:21:26,507 --> 00:21:28,509 I'll be there in a minute. 390 00:21:30,337 --> 00:21:32,339 Sorry about that. 391 00:21:32,339 --> 00:21:34,559 We're so fired. 392 00:21:36,822 --> 00:21:39,694 Excuse me. 393 00:21:39,694 --> 00:21:41,305 Excuse me! 394 00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:42,871 Nice. 395 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,572 Ooh, that's nice. 396 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,097 Loving the new elephant fashions, so exciting! 397 00:21:51,097 --> 00:21:53,578 Pickles, you deserve a new look. 398 00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,584 Elephant pheromones detected. 399 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:03,196 Warning, warning. No parking zone. 400 00:22:03,762 --> 00:22:05,981 Have I ever gotten you towed? 401 00:22:07,156 --> 00:22:11,030 Wow. 402 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,162 I'm gonna blame that on poor craftsmanship. 403 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,215 Aha, Pickle prints. 404 00:22:24,565 --> 00:22:26,045 Free? 405 00:22:30,484 --> 00:22:33,705 Memory is yours. 406 00:22:33,705 --> 00:22:36,011 Your better recollection is pure perfection, 407 00:22:36,011 --> 00:22:39,537 'cause an elephant never, 'cause an elephant never... 408 00:22:39,537 --> 00:22:41,626 Line! - Forgets! 409 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:42,670 Oh, yeah. 410 00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:48,459 Pickles, you devilish smoke show. 411 00:22:48,459 --> 00:22:51,331 Like shooting fish in a barrel. 412 00:22:51,331 --> 00:22:54,073 Really fat fish. 413 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:57,337 As queen of the elephants, it is I who wears the pants. 414 00:22:57,337 --> 00:23:01,733 So as your queen, I command you all to dance! 415 00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:04,649 No, wait! 416 00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:06,302 Did someone say dance? 417 00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:12,047 Stop that elephant! 418 00:23:12,047 --> 00:23:13,745 Hey, hey, Pickles! 419 00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:15,660 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 420 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:22,057 This is exactly what I was not expecting, 421 00:23:22,057 --> 00:23:24,843 but I've always wanted to dance with other elephants! 422 00:23:24,843 --> 00:23:26,801 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby do that funk ♪ 423 00:23:26,801 --> 00:23:28,847 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 424 00:23:28,847 --> 00:23:31,023 ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪ 425 00:23:31,023 --> 00:23:32,503 Consider yourself hit. 426 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,943 Ah, dang it. 427 00:23:37,943 --> 00:23:39,597 Come here, you weird looking elephant. 428 00:23:39,597 --> 00:23:43,252 I just wanna hug you and never stop. 429 00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:58,746 Oh, going up. 430 00:24:02,054 --> 00:24:03,664 That tickles. 431 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,017 No, no, no, no! 432 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,588 Yes! 433 00:24:32,606 --> 00:24:37,393 Wow. There's so much. 434 00:24:38,003 --> 00:24:42,007 There's so much world, and my family is out there. 435 00:24:45,010 --> 00:24:46,315 Well, well, well. 436 00:24:46,315 --> 00:24:49,188 No more cages for me. 437 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:51,799 Ever! 438 00:24:54,802 --> 00:24:56,108 Are you... 439 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,461 Are you... 440 00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:03,550 Ouch! 441 00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:04,682 Are you a little elephant? 442 00:25:04,682 --> 00:25:06,771 Elephant? No, I'm a pig. 443 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:08,729 A pig-my elephant. 444 00:25:08,729 --> 00:25:11,689 Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, no, a pigmy elephant, yes. 445 00:25:11,689 --> 00:25:13,299 Hey, we're twinsies. 446 00:25:13,299 --> 00:25:14,996 I feel like I'm looking in a mirror. 447 00:25:17,738 --> 00:25:19,871 Whoa. We're a perfect fit. 448 00:25:19,871 --> 00:25:23,396 I know, it's like we're made for each other. 449 00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:27,531 What happened to your nose? 450 00:25:27,531 --> 00:25:29,533 Well, you know, I was at the back of the line 451 00:25:29,533 --> 00:25:30,751 when they were passing out trunks. 452 00:25:30,751 --> 00:25:32,405 I'm a little sensitive about it. 453 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,234 Ugh, you're right. That was rude. 454 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,583 Let's start over. 455 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,542 I'm Pickles. - I'm Hitpig. 456 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:42,197 Which is short for Hit Pigmy Elephant. 457 00:25:42,197 --> 00:25:44,330 I've been looking for you everywhere. 458 00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:46,593 You know, you missed your flight! 459 00:25:46,593 --> 00:25:48,464 Oh, are you friends with Leticia? 460 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:51,163 Leticia? [laughs] I mean, yes. 461 00:25:51,163 --> 00:25:55,123 Yes, Leticia and I are great friends, actually. 462 00:25:55,123 --> 00:25:57,735 Yeah, no, she had to go do a, you know, 463 00:25:57,735 --> 00:26:00,172 rescue a porpoise or something, I don't know. 464 00:26:00,172 --> 00:26:03,044 She asked me to help, so. 465 00:26:03,044 --> 00:26:04,524 Leticia was taking me to India. 466 00:26:04,524 --> 00:26:07,309 India? 467 00:26:09,311 --> 00:26:10,617 Hey, we're sliding, Hitpig. 468 00:26:10,617 --> 00:26:13,402 No kidding! Give me my catch gun. 469 00:26:14,665 --> 00:26:15,666 I love slides. 470 00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:19,104 Hold on. 471 00:26:23,630 --> 00:26:26,633 They towed my van! Ah, come on! 472 00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:31,464 Think I just cracked a baby back rib. 473 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:32,813 Whoa. 474 00:26:32,813 --> 00:26:35,816 That was fun. Let's do it again. 475 00:26:37,078 --> 00:26:40,212 And now my gun is broken? 476 00:26:40,212 --> 00:26:43,258 What else could go wrong? Oh! 477 00:26:57,969 --> 00:27:00,058 How do you sneak onto a plane with an elephant? 478 00:27:06,673 --> 00:27:08,370 Why are we dressed like this? 479 00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:09,415 Subterfuge. 480 00:27:09,415 --> 00:27:11,852 Oh. I don't know French. 481 00:27:11,852 --> 00:27:13,854 What do you mean check the last and found? 482 00:27:13,854 --> 00:27:16,291 It's a two ton elephant. 483 00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:19,164 All right, try not to call attention to yourself. 484 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:22,820 Excuse me! 485 00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:36,355 Emotional support, you know, dog. 486 00:27:38,705 --> 00:27:40,838 I am a work in progress. 487 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,758 It's a very fancy hairdryer. It's from Europe. 488 00:27:47,758 --> 00:27:49,455 Of course it is, ma'am. 489 00:27:55,896 --> 00:27:57,028 Lip balm. 490 00:28:02,642 --> 00:28:04,339 Leapin' Lord here. 491 00:28:04,339 --> 00:28:07,647 Hey, your package is shipping overnight air to Las Vegas. 492 00:28:07,647 --> 00:28:09,431 Goodie. 493 00:28:09,431 --> 00:28:13,000 This show is going to rocket me to stardom, Hitpig. 494 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,046 Her understudy, well, let's just say 495 00:28:15,046 --> 00:28:17,962 it's a little like putting lipstick on a pig. 496 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:21,705 So don't let me down. 497 00:28:21,705 --> 00:28:24,011 Sorry, cutie. 498 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:30,714 Help! Save me, Super Rooster! 499 00:28:33,368 --> 00:28:35,153 Look up in the sky! 500 00:28:35,153 --> 00:28:36,763 It's Super rooster. 501 00:28:36,763 --> 00:28:39,548 Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 502 00:28:39,548 --> 00:28:42,116 Ah, how this guy never won an Oscar is beyond me. 503 00:28:42,116 --> 00:28:44,162 You know, politics. 504 00:28:44,162 --> 00:28:45,903 Hey, would you mind letting me scooch by? 505 00:28:45,903 --> 00:28:47,556 I've gotta tinkle. 506 00:28:47,556 --> 00:28:48,732 Excuse me. 507 00:28:48,732 --> 00:28:49,863 Pardon me. 508 00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:52,083 By the way, could you ask the stewardess 509 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:54,694 for a couple dozen more bags of those peanuts? 510 00:28:54,694 --> 00:28:59,003 They roasted them in honey! I mean, what? 511 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:04,704 Yikes. That little toilet is not designed for what I have to do, 512 00:29:04,704 --> 00:29:08,926 but girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 513 00:29:13,713 --> 00:29:14,845 Ow! 514 00:29:14,845 --> 00:29:16,716 Right in the ham hocks. 515 00:29:16,716 --> 00:29:19,501 Tranquilizer dart? Leticia. 516 00:29:19,501 --> 00:29:22,940 That dress really brings out the rump in your roast. 517 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:24,811 Hey, who does your makeup? Cirque du Soleil? 518 00:29:53,405 --> 00:29:54,362 Listen, Hitpig. 519 00:29:54,362 --> 00:29:56,495 I should be taken seriously. 520 00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:57,975 For what? 521 00:29:57,975 --> 00:30:00,891 Stealing back stolen mooses and hippopotamuses. 522 00:30:00,891 --> 00:30:02,370 And rhinoceros. 523 00:30:03,807 --> 00:30:09,290 - Plus elephants! - Elephant? Never! 524 00:30:10,901 --> 00:30:12,467 Oh. 525 00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:15,383 Okay, so here's the big girl bathroom. 526 00:30:15,383 --> 00:30:16,863 No! 527 00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:29,267 Okay, okay. 528 00:30:29,267 --> 00:30:31,965 This is not what I thought would be behind that door. 529 00:30:33,662 --> 00:30:35,012 Grab my tail! 530 00:30:40,191 --> 00:30:42,497 Pickles! I'll pull you in! 531 00:30:44,935 --> 00:30:46,240 Her tights are coming off! 532 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,503 You've gotta let the pig go! 533 00:30:48,503 --> 00:30:50,375 Why would I let your friend go? 534 00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:51,985 He's not my friend! 535 00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,726 I can be! 536 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:56,555 No! 537 00:30:58,731 --> 00:31:00,776 Eat your heart out, Dumbo! 538 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,648 No, he can actually fly! 539 00:31:02,648 --> 00:31:04,389 We're toast. We're toast. 540 00:31:04,389 --> 00:31:05,738 You'll think of something. 541 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:07,261 You're right. I'm thinking you're about to see 542 00:31:07,261 --> 00:31:09,002 how the sausages are made. 543 00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:12,701 Ow, ow, ow. Ow! 544 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:19,056 Hey, I knew you'd think of something. 545 00:31:20,971 --> 00:31:25,627 It's called flying by the seat of your pants. 546 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,413 Ladies and gentlemen, 547 00:31:28,413 --> 00:31:29,936 please excuse the flight turbulence. 548 00:31:29,936 --> 00:31:34,114 Jackpot. 549 00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:36,464 Ugh. 550 00:31:38,075 --> 00:31:40,904 Oh, well, that worked out nicely. 551 00:31:41,948 --> 00:31:44,255 Yay! There's more. 552 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,703 Ow. 553 00:31:57,703 --> 00:32:00,358 Now I know what Spam feels like. 554 00:32:01,446 --> 00:32:04,101 So really, that emergency exit looked like a toilet? 555 00:32:04,101 --> 00:32:05,276 We could have been killed! 556 00:32:05,276 --> 00:32:08,670 To be fair, it was an emergency. 557 00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:12,326 How were you so sure that I would think of something? 558 00:32:12,326 --> 00:32:14,154 Because I trust you. 559 00:32:15,982 --> 00:32:18,115 Yeah, all right, well, you shouldn't. 560 00:32:18,115 --> 00:32:19,594 But we're friends now. 561 00:32:19,594 --> 00:32:22,075 What? No, I don't have friends. 562 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:23,598 Not since Bertha. 563 00:32:23,598 --> 00:32:25,252 Who's Bertha? 564 00:32:25,252 --> 00:32:26,210 Doesn't matter. 565 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,951 We're hosed, okay? 566 00:32:27,951 --> 00:32:30,257 I'm way off course. - To India? 567 00:32:30,257 --> 00:32:32,738 Yeah, to bringing you home, yeah. 568 00:32:32,738 --> 00:32:36,350 But we need wheels. All I see is junk. 569 00:32:36,350 --> 00:32:38,874 You have to free your mind! 570 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:42,443 It's all caged up. And trust me, I know cages. 571 00:32:42,443 --> 00:32:43,314 Hey, what about this? 572 00:32:43,314 --> 00:32:46,708 Catch! 573 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,710 Will you stop throwing junk at me? 574 00:33:04,944 --> 00:33:05,901 Hi, little friend. 575 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:10,471 Oh! 576 00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:20,742 Oh, I'm so sorry. 577 00:33:36,062 --> 00:33:38,717 Hey! 578 00:33:49,249 --> 00:33:53,166 ♪ You're a real tough cookie with a long history ♪ 579 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:57,605 ♪ For breaking little hearts like the one in me ♪ 580 00:33:57,605 --> 00:34:01,087 ♪ That's okay, let's see how you do it ♪ 581 00:34:01,087 --> 00:34:04,656 ♪ Put up your dukes, let's get down to it ♪ 582 00:34:04,656 --> 00:34:08,094 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 583 00:34:08,094 --> 00:34:12,098 ♪ Come on, hit me with your best shot ♪ 584 00:34:12,098 --> 00:34:15,580 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 585 00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:19,627 ♪ Why don't you hit me with your best shot ♪ 586 00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:22,587 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 587 00:34:22,587 --> 00:34:24,676 ♪ Fire away 588 00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,602 Bye, little friend! 589 00:34:37,602 --> 00:34:40,953 Catch you later, Fuzzball. 590 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:42,520 All right, sit down and buckle up. 591 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,130 We got a long way to go. 592 00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:48,003 Oh! 593 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:49,353 Do you know any show tunes? 594 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,311 Do I look like I know show tunes? 595 00:34:51,311 --> 00:34:52,965 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 596 00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,271 ♪ Ding, ding 597 00:34:54,271 --> 00:34:56,447 Whoopsie. Oh, a button. 598 00:34:56,447 --> 00:34:59,058 See you later. 599 00:34:59,058 --> 00:35:00,973 Oh, you're back! 600 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:02,105 Oopsie. 601 00:35:02,105 --> 00:35:04,585 Sorry about that. 602 00:35:04,585 --> 00:35:07,371 Look, another button. Woo! 603 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:09,329 So many buttons and levers. 604 00:35:09,329 --> 00:35:12,637 So fun! 605 00:35:18,512 --> 00:35:20,906 Isn't today like a dream come true? 606 00:35:20,906 --> 00:35:22,386 Look, I don't have time for silly questions. 607 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:25,040 Come on. You must have a dream. 608 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,347 Fine, sure. To have a million dollars. 609 00:35:27,347 --> 00:35:28,914 And what would you do with it? 610 00:35:28,914 --> 00:35:30,524 I don't know. Retire. 611 00:35:30,524 --> 00:35:32,004 And then? 612 00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:33,745 I don't know. I'd cook. 613 00:35:33,745 --> 00:35:35,486 Okay. You dream of being a chef. 614 00:35:35,486 --> 00:35:39,098 Me, a chef? It's pretty dumb, right? 615 00:35:39,098 --> 00:35:40,230 No! 616 00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:42,971 No? 617 00:35:42,971 --> 00:35:44,147 Look, an elephant! 618 00:35:44,147 --> 00:35:47,411 Pickles, stop! 619 00:35:49,804 --> 00:35:52,459 There are no words for how I feel right now. 620 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,290 Just trying to get a closer look! 621 00:35:57,290 --> 00:36:00,598 Pickles! Get back in the UFO! 622 00:36:00,598 --> 00:36:02,121 Coming down. 623 00:36:02,121 --> 00:36:02,991 Whoa! 624 00:36:02,991 --> 00:36:05,037 An octopus and a chicken! 625 00:36:08,388 --> 00:36:11,652 There are no words for how I feel right now. 626 00:36:11,652 --> 00:36:14,829 Pickles! Do not push or pull anything! 627 00:36:14,829 --> 00:36:18,790 Push and pull everything, you said? Okay. 628 00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:21,009 No! I'll get ya! 629 00:36:21,575 --> 00:36:23,229 ♪ Now baby I'm sure ♪ 630 00:36:23,229 --> 00:36:26,014 I can't believe they had a pigmy elephant balloon. 631 00:36:26,014 --> 00:36:27,581 Stay there! 632 00:36:27,581 --> 00:36:29,453 ♪ I just can't wait 'til the day ♪ 633 00:36:29,453 --> 00:36:32,586 Croc! 634 00:36:33,544 --> 00:36:36,416 Ooh, that's fun. I wanna try! 635 00:36:41,769 --> 00:36:44,903 Okay, okay. I'm gonna get you! Whee! 636 00:36:47,993 --> 00:36:48,907 Whee! 637 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:52,258 Just the most fun ever! 638 00:36:52,258 --> 00:36:53,868 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine 639 00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:57,307 No! No, no, no, no, no! 640 00:36:57,307 --> 00:36:58,395 - Gotcha! - Ow. 641 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,747 I like your style. 642 00:37:02,747 --> 00:37:05,053 You know, you don't show it, but you know how to have fun. 643 00:37:10,711 --> 00:37:12,060 This is a disaster. 644 00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:15,977 If this is a disaster, disasters are wonderful! 645 00:37:23,071 --> 00:37:25,596 What's wrong? - Nothing. 646 00:37:25,596 --> 00:37:26,640 Everything. 647 00:37:27,598 --> 00:37:31,471 Anything to do with Leticia saying she's not your friend? 648 00:37:31,471 --> 00:37:33,865 Yeah, a little to do with that, yeah. 649 00:37:33,865 --> 00:37:35,258 I figured. 650 00:37:35,258 --> 00:37:37,172 Well, you're both very nice to fight over 651 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,610 who gets to take me back to India. 652 00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:42,265 You know, it makes me feel kind of special. 653 00:37:42,265 --> 00:37:43,962 Yeah. 654 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:46,660 Well. - I wonder what it'll be like. 655 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,314 - What? - Family. 656 00:37:48,314 --> 00:37:51,274 I left when I was a baby. 657 00:37:51,274 --> 00:37:52,579 Me, too. 658 00:37:52,579 --> 00:37:55,190 I haven't seen my family in years. 659 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,801 Same here. 660 00:37:56,801 --> 00:37:59,630 The Leapin' Lord wanted a cute little elephant 661 00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:02,720 for his show, and he found me. 662 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,853 My parents tried to stop him, but they... 663 00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:08,465 I've been locked in a cage ever since. 664 00:38:08,465 --> 00:38:10,597 Until you guys rescued me. 665 00:38:11,816 --> 00:38:14,514 And now, wow. 666 00:38:14,514 --> 00:38:17,125 Now I've never felt more free. 667 00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:21,478 All thanks to you. 668 00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:27,353 Is that Orion's butt? 669 00:38:27,353 --> 00:38:29,137 Oh, I think you mean belt. 670 00:38:29,137 --> 00:38:31,226 Pretty sure it's his butt. 671 00:38:37,537 --> 00:38:39,887 India has a Golden Gate Bridge? 672 00:38:39,887 --> 00:38:41,628 Wait, what? 673 00:38:43,151 --> 00:38:44,805 Ah! 674 00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:47,068 We overshot home a smidge. 675 00:38:47,068 --> 00:38:48,505 Going down! 676 00:38:52,378 --> 00:38:56,208 Oh, no, no, no, no! 677 00:38:57,165 --> 00:38:58,776 Ow, ouch! 678 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,821 Ow! 679 00:39:00,821 --> 00:39:02,432 My hand! 680 00:39:02,432 --> 00:39:04,956 Whoa. That was our next contestant. 681 00:39:04,956 --> 00:39:05,913 Help me. 682 00:39:05,913 --> 00:39:08,002 You're wounded. Medic! 683 00:39:08,002 --> 00:39:09,177 I guess you'll have to do. 684 00:39:09,177 --> 00:39:10,483 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I couldn't. 685 00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:12,180 No, I'm in a hurry and I need to- 686 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:14,444 Get dressed. We're about to go live. 687 00:39:14,444 --> 00:39:16,489 Live? Wait, wait, hold on, what is this? 688 00:39:17,447 --> 00:39:19,536 - Is this a show? - Stay in! 689 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:28,501 "King Chef For A Day?" How about that? 690 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:30,547 This is it! This is your chance! 691 00:39:30,547 --> 00:39:32,853 - What? - Come here! 692 00:39:32,853 --> 00:39:34,246 We need to get going. 693 00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:36,422 Pump the brakes! This is your dream come true. 694 00:39:36,422 --> 00:39:37,902 - Don't be silly. - I'm not silly. 695 00:39:37,902 --> 00:39:39,382 Dreams are what give us hope. 696 00:39:39,382 --> 00:39:41,819 You dream to cook, so cook. 697 00:39:41,819 --> 00:39:43,603 But I mean, I hurt my hand 698 00:39:43,603 --> 00:39:46,171 when that 15 ton beam fell on it, okay? 699 00:39:46,171 --> 00:39:48,521 I can't! - But we can. 700 00:39:48,521 --> 00:39:50,349 Why are you helping me? 701 00:39:50,349 --> 00:39:52,264 That's what friends are for! 702 00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,874 I'm helping you, just like 703 00:39:53,874 --> 00:39:55,746 you're helping me find my family. 704 00:39:55,746 --> 00:39:58,270 Oh, boy. Look, Pickles, I- 705 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,838 Welcome to "King Chef For A Day!" 706 00:40:00,838 --> 00:40:03,144 The show where our contestants have five minutes 707 00:40:03,144 --> 00:40:06,191 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 708 00:40:06,191 --> 00:40:11,239 The only rule is... - Use every ingredient! 709 00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,155 And tonight's contestant literally just dropped in. 710 00:40:14,155 --> 00:40:16,767 Give it up for Hitpig! 711 00:40:16,767 --> 00:40:17,985 Yeah, boy. 712 00:40:17,985 --> 00:40:19,030 They're waiting for you! 713 00:40:19,030 --> 00:40:21,424 Hitpig! Hitpig! 714 00:40:21,424 --> 00:40:23,121 Higher. 715 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:27,908 Higher! Higher! 716 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,130 Hitpig! Yeah, boy. 717 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,392 Hitpig? 718 00:40:33,392 --> 00:40:35,699 Where's my stolen elephant? 719 00:40:35,699 --> 00:40:38,136 He doesn't have time to cook on TV! 720 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:41,226 He needs to bring my Pickles back to me! 721 00:40:43,054 --> 00:40:44,882 Hey, watch the trunk! 722 00:40:44,882 --> 00:40:47,188 Hey! 723 00:40:47,188 --> 00:40:49,669 Looks like it's omelet time! 724 00:40:49,669 --> 00:40:52,759 Showtime, Hitpig! We got this. 725 00:40:52,759 --> 00:40:53,760 Go! 726 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,588 Hand me the eggs. 727 00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:58,765 Oh! 728 00:40:58,765 --> 00:41:00,027 Whoopsie! 729 00:41:00,027 --> 00:41:01,638 Egg on your face. 730 00:41:01,638 --> 00:41:05,076 Follow my rhythm! Whisk, stir, whisk. 731 00:41:05,076 --> 00:41:06,773 Chop, slice, dice. 732 00:41:06,773 --> 00:41:09,428 There we go. 733 00:41:17,218 --> 00:41:20,221 And now, today's mystery ingredient. 734 00:41:23,573 --> 00:41:24,835 Oh, hi. 735 00:41:24,835 --> 00:41:27,533 How's things? 736 00:41:29,013 --> 00:41:31,276 - You can't cook him! - All right, put him in the pot. 737 00:41:31,276 --> 00:41:32,712 He's got eyeballs! No! 738 00:41:32,712 --> 00:41:34,975 He's one of us! 739 00:41:34,975 --> 00:41:35,933 Don't hurt him! 740 00:41:35,933 --> 00:41:37,195 No, no, no, no! 741 00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:38,065 What? 742 00:41:38,979 --> 00:41:40,154 You can't boil him! 743 00:41:40,154 --> 00:41:42,200 He has feelings! 744 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,593 And a name! Louie! 745 00:41:43,593 --> 00:41:45,638 I don't wanna die! 746 00:41:45,638 --> 00:41:47,335 You save animals! That's your thing, right? 747 00:41:47,335 --> 00:41:48,902 Well, I... 748 00:41:48,902 --> 00:41:50,164 Ow! 749 00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:54,517 Free Louie! 750 00:41:54,517 --> 00:41:57,171 Get that? Free Louie. Free Louie! 751 00:41:57,171 --> 00:42:00,000 Oh, come on. Throw the lobster in! 752 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,655 Make love, not lobster! 753 00:42:02,655 --> 00:42:04,265 ♪ Rock lobster 754 00:42:04,265 --> 00:42:06,833 Stop! ♪ Rock lobster 755 00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:07,921 Oh, no, look out! 756 00:42:24,372 --> 00:42:26,026 May I, Louie? 757 00:42:29,682 --> 00:42:31,989 They grow back, huh? Don't they? 758 00:42:31,989 --> 00:42:33,599 Don't they? 759 00:42:33,599 --> 00:42:35,688 Every ingredient! 760 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:42,303 Taste it! Taste it! 761 00:42:52,618 --> 00:42:55,055 This is a dream come true. 762 00:42:55,055 --> 00:42:56,579 Thank you. 763 00:42:56,579 --> 00:42:59,277 Well, so is you rescuing me. 764 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,713 Thank you. 765 00:43:00,713 --> 00:43:02,193 Pickles, no, I mean, there's... 766 00:43:02,193 --> 00:43:04,717 There's no reason to thank me. You know, for real. 767 00:43:04,717 --> 00:43:07,502 There is no reason to thank me. 768 00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:28,262 Weapon systems online. 769 00:43:28,262 --> 00:43:30,090 Ow. What is going on? 770 00:43:32,049 --> 00:43:33,659 Target obliterated. 771 00:43:33,659 --> 00:43:35,269 Whoops! 772 00:43:38,403 --> 00:43:39,622 Autopilot to catch gun 773 00:43:39,622 --> 00:43:41,536 coordinates engaged. 774 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:44,017 Ooh. 775 00:43:44,017 --> 00:43:45,062 Yes! 776 00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:54,201 So you're in San Francisco? I'm coming, Pickles. 777 00:43:56,726 --> 00:43:57,770 Hey. 778 00:44:00,468 --> 00:44:01,556 Hello? 779 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,863 Listen, Porky McPorkFace. 780 00:44:03,863 --> 00:44:08,302 You overshot the handoff by 400 miles. 781 00:44:08,302 --> 00:44:11,001 It seems you've lost your way. 782 00:44:11,001 --> 00:44:14,439 No, I'm finding it actually. 783 00:44:14,439 --> 00:44:16,267 Well, I'm coming for my dance partner. 784 00:44:16,267 --> 00:44:23,013 She and I will soar to heights never before seen. 785 00:44:23,013 --> 00:44:25,668 Don't move. 786 00:44:28,235 --> 00:44:29,976 All right, move. 787 00:44:29,976 --> 00:44:31,717 Move, move, move, move, move. - Where are we going? 788 00:44:31,717 --> 00:44:34,372 - Anywhere but here. - Well, how about India? 789 00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:38,855 Yeah, okay, look, we need to talk about that. 790 00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:45,165 I, I need to come clean about something. 791 00:44:45,165 --> 00:44:46,819 Clean? I get it. 792 00:44:46,819 --> 00:44:48,255 What, you do? 793 00:44:48,255 --> 00:44:51,215 Oh, always happens after several months, yep. 794 00:44:51,215 --> 00:44:52,477 I need a bucket. 795 00:44:52,477 --> 00:44:53,826 Wait, what? 796 00:44:53,826 --> 00:44:56,263 You need one of those. 797 00:44:56,263 --> 00:44:59,571 A bathtub? Ooh, nice! 798 00:44:59,571 --> 00:45:03,227 I'm not really who you, well, who you think I am. 799 00:45:03,227 --> 00:45:07,231 I mean, being Hitpig isn't necessarily a good thing. 800 00:45:08,754 --> 00:45:10,277 You know, it's actually impressive 801 00:45:10,277 --> 00:45:13,106 how much trouble she can cause in less than two seconds. 802 00:45:17,545 --> 00:45:18,938 Yeah. 803 00:45:20,853 --> 00:45:22,855 Warm water 804 00:45:22,855 --> 00:45:25,292 feels pretty good. 805 00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:28,600 Oh, sure, sure. That's how it always starts! 806 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,734 Then comes screaming, and then the lemon butter, 807 00:45:31,734 --> 00:45:33,910 and then them nut cracker things! 808 00:45:33,910 --> 00:45:37,827 I don't even have nuts! 809 00:45:37,827 --> 00:45:39,263 Hey, Pickles, we gotta go! 810 00:45:39,263 --> 00:45:41,091 People that come home to an elephant in their tub 811 00:45:41,091 --> 00:45:42,701 tend to get a little upset! 812 00:45:42,701 --> 00:45:44,790 I'm coming! 813 00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:46,836 Well, would you hurry before someone finds us? 814 00:45:46,836 --> 00:45:49,012 Ooh, that tickles. 815 00:45:49,577 --> 00:45:51,710 Oh, okay, what am I gonna do? What are we gonna do? 816 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:53,799 What am we gonna do? Okay, let's think here. 817 00:45:53,799 --> 00:45:55,322 All right, this couch is comfy. 818 00:45:55,322 --> 00:45:58,543 Didn't sleep too well on the old balloon last night. 819 00:46:00,588 --> 00:46:03,766 You know, I just, one minute to think what to do. 820 00:46:03,766 --> 00:46:06,333 And, you know, maybe if I close my eyes, 821 00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:08,553 it'll all come to me. 822 00:46:08,553 --> 00:46:12,078 The answers will just come right to me. 823 00:46:18,084 --> 00:46:19,216 Bertha? 824 00:46:19,216 --> 00:46:20,870 What? 825 00:46:20,870 --> 00:46:22,045 How have you been? 826 00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:24,308 Dead, kid. I've been dead. 827 00:46:24,308 --> 00:46:27,180 Yeah, no, I've been better too. 828 00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:29,879 Oh, no. What's wrong, little buddy? 829 00:46:29,879 --> 00:46:31,924 Well, for one thing, someone stole all my money. 830 00:46:31,924 --> 00:46:33,839 Here, try this. 831 00:46:37,930 --> 00:46:39,758 And the van got towed. 832 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:41,716 You lost your money, your van. 833 00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,066 And my catch gun. 834 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:45,285 Well, at least you haven't lost your way. 835 00:46:45,285 --> 00:46:47,070 Well, I mean, you know, that's the thing. 836 00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:49,463 I'm supposed to take this elephant back to her owner. 837 00:46:49,463 --> 00:46:51,291 You know, she's worth a million bucks. 838 00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:54,251 Wow. Prices have really gone up. 839 00:46:54,251 --> 00:46:55,339 Yeah, yeah. 840 00:46:55,339 --> 00:46:57,297 Anyways, she doesn't want to go back. 841 00:46:57,297 --> 00:46:59,865 Frankly, I don't blame her. 842 00:46:59,865 --> 00:47:01,867 But the reward is just so big, I... 843 00:47:01,867 --> 00:47:04,130 We never did this for the reward. 844 00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:06,567 But you said our business was very rewarding. 845 00:47:06,567 --> 00:47:10,963 Oh, little buddy. Because of all the animals we helped. 846 00:47:10,963 --> 00:47:13,313 But the last one ate you. 847 00:47:13,313 --> 00:47:15,881 Yeah, you win some, you lose some. 848 00:47:15,881 --> 00:47:18,275 Hey, little buddy. 849 00:47:18,275 --> 00:47:20,843 A long time ago I got the call to return 850 00:47:20,843 --> 00:47:24,107 an escaped piglet to a bacon farm. 851 00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:28,024 He was so scared and so cute. 852 00:47:28,024 --> 00:47:32,463 I knew I couldn't return him, so I didn't. 853 00:47:32,463 --> 00:47:35,945 And over time, we became best friends. 854 00:47:37,076 --> 00:47:41,602 You, Hitpig. You were my greatest reward. 855 00:47:41,907 --> 00:47:45,215 Now time to eat. 856 00:47:45,215 --> 00:47:48,044 Lucky for me, it's only a dream. 857 00:47:48,044 --> 00:47:49,915 Wakey-wakey. - Ow! 858 00:47:49,915 --> 00:47:52,222 We're in a lake-y. 859 00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:54,746 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. 860 00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:55,921 What happened? 861 00:47:55,921 --> 00:47:57,923 Sprung a leaky. 862 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:13,069 Pickles! Pickles, what did you do? 863 00:48:13,069 --> 00:48:15,332 Got a bathtub stuck to my butt. 864 00:48:15,332 --> 00:48:16,724 Did you have a nice nap? 865 00:48:16,724 --> 00:48:19,075 Okay, we gotta go up. All right, just swim. 866 00:48:19,075 --> 00:48:20,685 I thought elephants could swim. 867 00:48:20,685 --> 00:48:23,731 Not if they don't have a mom to teach them. 868 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,492 Okay, can you reach it? 869 00:48:46,276 --> 00:48:49,192 No. But I think you can. 870 00:48:49,192 --> 00:48:52,804 What are you doing? No! Come on! 871 00:49:00,768 --> 00:49:01,769 Pickles. 872 00:49:04,294 --> 00:49:06,818 We can do it! You're so close. 873 00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:08,689 No, no, no, no, no! Pickles. 874 00:49:08,689 --> 00:49:10,082 Pickles! 875 00:49:11,214 --> 00:49:13,303 Pickles! 876 00:50:16,279 --> 00:50:18,759 Pickles! No! No, no, no, no, no, no. No. 877 00:50:18,759 --> 00:50:22,328 Pickles, wake up! 878 00:50:37,256 --> 00:50:40,346 Hello, Pickles. Ready to go home? 879 00:50:40,346 --> 00:50:42,392 Come on now. Up, up. 880 00:50:42,392 --> 00:50:47,092 Oh, and you, Hitpig. You had me worried there for a moment. 881 00:50:47,092 --> 00:50:49,486 I suppose I should deduct some money for the delay 882 00:50:49,486 --> 00:50:51,618 and change of drop off location. 883 00:50:51,618 --> 00:50:54,317 But I want to support your business, 884 00:50:54,317 --> 00:50:58,103 returning escaped animals to their owners. 885 00:51:00,627 --> 00:51:03,543 What? No, no, no, no, no. 886 00:51:03,543 --> 00:51:06,720 He's not returning me to you. He's my friend! 887 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,897 You're my friend, right? 888 00:51:10,681 --> 00:51:14,032 Yes. Yes, no, now I am. 889 00:51:14,032 --> 00:51:16,513 I mean now I want to be. 890 00:51:21,213 --> 00:51:24,738 I wasn't bringing you home to India. 891 00:51:24,738 --> 00:51:28,525 I was bringing you to, well, to him. 892 00:51:30,396 --> 00:51:31,745 Let's go, Pickles. 893 00:51:31,745 --> 00:51:35,488 Our show launches in less than four hours. 894 00:51:35,488 --> 00:51:37,664 Deals off, Leapin' Lord. 895 00:51:37,664 --> 00:51:39,144 Take your money back. 896 00:51:39,144 --> 00:51:41,668 Her home is in India, not in Vegas. 897 00:51:41,668 --> 00:51:43,583 And certainly not with you. 898 00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:46,151 I'm not going with either of you. 899 00:51:46,151 --> 00:51:48,545 You'll get in your cage right now. 900 00:51:48,545 --> 00:51:49,763 Stop! 901 00:51:49,763 --> 00:51:51,765 Get your hands off her! 902 00:51:51,765 --> 00:51:54,855 Fluffy, a little help, please. 903 00:51:58,381 --> 00:51:59,469 Oh. 904 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,735 Fluffy's a croc! 905 00:52:10,567 --> 00:52:13,787 Well, that was easy. 906 00:52:13,787 --> 00:52:17,574 Fluffy, teach pickles a lesson. 907 00:52:27,192 --> 00:52:29,455 Don't ever run away again! 908 00:52:29,455 --> 00:52:33,285 Come on, Fluffy. 909 00:52:50,346 --> 00:52:51,695 Ow! 910 00:52:51,695 --> 00:52:52,870 That's enough! - I think not. 911 00:52:53,914 --> 00:52:55,699 That last slap felt good. 912 00:52:55,699 --> 00:52:59,093 You did all that for a salad? 913 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,835 This lettuce don't even taste good! 914 00:53:01,835 --> 00:53:03,446 Okay, look, you were right, I was wrong. 915 00:53:03,446 --> 00:53:05,883 - Where's Pickles? - The Leaping Lord took her. 916 00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:07,145 He abuses her! 917 00:53:07,145 --> 00:53:09,191 I know. And I need to save her. 918 00:53:09,191 --> 00:53:12,977 Really? Looks like you handed her over and got paid. 919 00:53:12,977 --> 00:53:14,021 It's not like that, okay? 920 00:53:14,021 --> 00:53:15,240 I tried to stop him, but- 921 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:16,415 Give me my van. 922 00:53:16,415 --> 00:53:19,026 - We're going with you. - Who's we? 923 00:53:19,026 --> 00:53:22,116 Say hello to my little friends. 924 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:24,467 Surprise, swine! 925 00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,077 Hitpig. 926 00:53:26,077 --> 00:53:27,948 Couldn't help it. Had to free them, too. 927 00:53:27,948 --> 00:53:30,864 Brazilian chicks rock! 928 00:53:30,864 --> 00:53:35,260 I'm gonna drop kick your ham hocks, bounty hunter. 929 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,569 You know what? I probably deserved that. 930 00:53:39,569 --> 00:53:41,223 Take that! Hiya! 931 00:53:41,223 --> 00:53:43,094 Ow. Okay, are you done? 932 00:53:43,094 --> 00:53:44,356 Got it outta your system now? 933 00:53:44,356 --> 00:53:46,358 No, no, no, no. Not that. Not, no. 934 00:53:46,358 --> 00:53:48,099 That, I don't deserve. 935 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:51,102 When I said get it out of your system, I didn't mean that. 936 00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:54,061 That's not even just, he tried to boil me alive. 937 00:53:54,061 --> 00:53:55,280 Ow! 938 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,543 By the way, my favorite food is bacon. 939 00:53:57,543 --> 00:53:58,805 Are we even yet? 940 00:53:58,805 --> 00:54:02,113 Not even close. 941 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:03,854 But we feel a lot better. 942 00:54:03,854 --> 00:54:05,159 Shall we go get Pickles? 943 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:08,206 Yeah. Let's go rescue an elephant. 944 00:54:08,206 --> 00:54:09,599 Let's roll. 945 00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:12,166 You better not mean lobster roll, sister. 946 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,299 I like this sassy crustacean. 947 00:54:14,299 --> 00:54:15,909 Move over. I'm driving. 948 00:54:15,909 --> 00:54:18,172 You got a plan, pork chop? 949 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:21,567 That depends. How do you define plan? 950 00:54:21,567 --> 00:54:26,703 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 951 00:54:26,703 --> 00:54:27,747 ♪ Get down 952 00:54:27,747 --> 00:54:32,056 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 953 00:54:32,056 --> 00:54:34,711 Look at that crowd, Fluffy! 954 00:54:34,711 --> 00:54:37,148 Clamoring to see me! 955 00:54:38,454 --> 00:54:40,630 Yes, I know I'm paying them a hundred bucks each, 956 00:54:40,630 --> 00:54:44,286 plus a glow stick, but a crowd's a crowd. 957 00:54:44,286 --> 00:54:47,158 Fluffy, the show is about to start 958 00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:51,205 and you forgot to comb your eyebrows, again. 959 00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:55,688 Oh, nevermind. Tonight we soar! 960 00:54:57,821 --> 00:55:00,432 All right. And that is why Taylor Swift 961 00:55:00,432 --> 00:55:02,086 would be a great president. 962 00:55:02,086 --> 00:55:04,697 Now anybody got any ideas how to save Pickles? 963 00:55:05,698 --> 00:55:07,874 I'm just joking, no. Using a combination 964 00:55:07,874 --> 00:55:10,181 of intelligence, counterintelligence, 965 00:55:10,181 --> 00:55:12,139 and counter counterintelligence, 966 00:55:12,139 --> 00:55:14,185 we will have acquired our target. 967 00:55:14,185 --> 00:55:15,882 Oh whoa, and to make matters worse, 968 00:55:15,882 --> 00:55:18,755 there's a crocodile and he's gonna try and eat all of us. 969 00:55:18,755 --> 00:55:20,017 He might even get one of us. 970 00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:21,932 Crocodiles? I thought little pigs 971 00:55:21,932 --> 00:55:23,760 and was scared of big bad wolves. 972 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,805 Okay, first off, I'm not a little pig. 973 00:55:25,805 --> 00:55:27,503 I'm a perfectly average sized pig. 974 00:55:27,503 --> 00:55:30,332 Secondly, the three little pigs were not 975 00:55:30,332 --> 00:55:31,681 scared of the big bad wolf, okay? 976 00:55:31,681 --> 00:55:33,422 Remember the tune? That was their whole thing. 977 00:55:33,422 --> 00:55:35,815 They didn't even know who's afraid of the big bad wolf. 978 00:55:35,815 --> 00:55:38,905 Well, it just seems like a lot of work to nab a pickle. 979 00:55:38,905 --> 00:55:40,211 Not a pickle. 980 00:55:40,211 --> 00:55:41,517 Pickles the elephant. 981 00:55:41,517 --> 00:55:43,257 Oh, we going to need a better team. 982 00:55:43,257 --> 00:55:45,085 No offense, losers. 983 00:55:45,085 --> 00:55:47,566 - I already called for backup. - Who? 984 00:55:47,566 --> 00:55:49,612 Take a look up in the sky. 985 00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:51,135 Is that a bird? 986 00:55:51,135 --> 00:55:53,398 Is that a cat? 987 00:55:55,139 --> 00:55:57,054 Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. 988 00:55:57,054 --> 00:55:59,230 It's Super Rooster! 989 00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:02,712 Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 990 00:56:04,409 --> 00:56:07,238 A super cock-a-doodley-doo to you. 991 00:56:07,238 --> 00:56:09,545 And you and you. 992 00:56:09,545 --> 00:56:12,765 Super Rooster! 993 00:56:12,765 --> 00:56:15,159 Well, you know, I'm not really a hero. 994 00:56:15,159 --> 00:56:16,595 I just play one in cartoons. 995 00:56:16,595 --> 00:56:19,032 But the producers have permanently sewn 996 00:56:19,032 --> 00:56:23,689 the suit to my body, so I get to fly around whenever I want. 997 00:56:24,124 --> 00:56:25,822 Thank you for coming. 998 00:56:25,822 --> 00:56:27,432 And look, I gotta just get this outta the way. 999 00:56:27,432 --> 00:56:28,825 I'm your biggest fan. You know, "Nuggets of Glory." 1000 00:56:28,825 --> 00:56:30,653 Oh, for me, honestly, your best work. 1001 00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:32,568 No need to thank me. 1002 00:56:32,568 --> 00:56:36,833 I gotta say, if this is really about saving an elephant, 1003 00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:38,574 eh, I'm in. 1004 00:56:38,574 --> 00:56:41,315 Plus, you know, you said something about a million bucks. 1005 00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:43,883 You're giving him all your money? 1006 00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:46,190 Well, not all of it, no. Louie ate a bunch of it. 1007 00:56:46,190 --> 00:56:47,887 I think he thinks it's salad. 1008 00:56:47,887 --> 00:56:49,802 I've never been more regular. 1009 00:56:49,802 --> 00:56:53,371 I'll take almost any amount at this point. 1010 00:56:53,371 --> 00:56:56,896 You know, my third wife ran off with a penguin. 1011 00:56:56,896 --> 00:56:58,463 You know, he's a sharp dresser, I must say, 1012 00:56:58,463 --> 00:57:01,771 but the whole split has cost me a bundle! 1013 00:57:01,771 --> 00:57:04,469 Anyways, should we get the autographs outta the way, huh? 1014 00:57:04,469 --> 00:57:05,339 Thanks, mate. 1015 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:06,776 Can I touch your wattle? 1016 00:57:06,776 --> 00:57:09,343 All right guys, come on. Focus on the plan. 1017 00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:12,303 But could you sign one more? It's to my nephew. 1018 00:57:12,303 --> 00:57:13,347 Yeah, what's his name? 1019 00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:16,829 My, his name, yeah. Hitpig. 1020 00:57:16,829 --> 00:57:18,701 All right. What's the plan? 1021 00:57:18,701 --> 00:57:19,919 We're winging it. Let's go! 1022 00:57:19,919 --> 00:57:21,312 Time to kick butt! 1023 00:57:21,312 --> 00:57:22,705 We're outta here! 1024 00:57:22,705 --> 00:57:24,837 Let's cock-a-doodley-doo! 1025 00:57:28,275 --> 00:57:33,106 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your minds blown. 1026 00:57:33,106 --> 00:57:36,719 Blown like they have never been blown before. 1027 00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:41,593 And now let the mind blowing begin! 1028 00:57:41,593 --> 00:57:45,162 Hello, dance fans! 1029 00:57:47,469 --> 00:57:50,689 The Leapin' Lord welcomes you. 1030 00:57:50,689 --> 00:57:55,520 It's the moment I've been waiting for. 1031 00:58:00,612 --> 00:58:02,614 We're coming for you, Pickles! 1032 00:58:07,793 --> 00:58:09,142 Is this part of the plan? 1033 00:58:09,142 --> 00:58:10,666 Why would a theater have steel doors? 1034 00:58:10,666 --> 00:58:13,190 Well, mission not accomplished. 1035 00:58:15,888 --> 00:58:17,324 Countdown? 1036 00:58:17,324 --> 00:58:18,804 Our show launches 1037 00:58:18,804 --> 00:58:20,763 in less than four hours. 1038 00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:23,896 Soar to heights never before soared. 1039 00:58:23,896 --> 00:58:26,856 A guaranteed blast. 1040 00:58:26,856 --> 00:58:29,641 It's going to rocket me to stardom. 1041 00:58:29,641 --> 00:58:32,209 Oh, no. 1042 00:58:34,385 --> 00:58:36,126 Fasten your seatbelts! 1043 00:58:42,175 --> 00:58:46,658 This show is going to be out of this world! 1044 00:58:47,485 --> 00:58:49,748 Ten! 1045 00:58:49,748 --> 00:58:52,185 Nine! 1046 00:58:52,185 --> 00:58:53,839 Eight! 1047 00:58:53,839 --> 00:58:54,884 Seven! 1048 00:58:54,884 --> 00:58:56,929 Six! 1049 00:58:56,929 --> 00:58:58,888 This isn't a theater, it's a rocket. 1050 00:58:58,888 --> 00:59:00,280 Say what? 1051 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,196 He's totally nuts! Run! 1052 00:59:04,894 --> 00:59:06,417 Five, four, three, two, one. 1053 00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:08,898 Blast off! 1054 00:59:27,394 --> 00:59:30,572 They're all gonna die! 1055 00:59:30,572 --> 00:59:31,747 Not on my watch. 1056 00:59:31,747 --> 00:59:34,140 And how do we stop a rocket? 1057 00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:35,402 Rocket systems engage. 1058 00:59:35,402 --> 00:59:37,448 Why did I have to ask? 1059 00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:39,406 You might wanna hold on. 1060 00:59:46,413 --> 00:59:48,764 This is great. 1061 00:59:54,639 --> 00:59:56,685 - I need more power! - On it! 1062 00:59:56,685 --> 00:59:59,470 This is why I get paid the big bucks, baby. 1063 01:00:05,650 --> 01:00:09,045 Cock-a-doodley-doo! 1064 01:00:12,570 --> 01:00:15,225 I'll soar! I'll fly! 1065 01:00:15,225 --> 01:00:16,879 I'll glide. 1066 01:00:16,879 --> 01:00:19,446 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 1067 01:00:19,446 --> 01:00:22,798 I'll give gravity what it's given me! 1068 01:00:22,798 --> 01:00:27,150 Contempt. 1069 01:00:32,155 --> 01:00:35,114 Warning, critical power loss. 1070 01:00:35,114 --> 01:00:36,246 We're losing them! 1071 01:00:36,246 --> 01:00:38,204 The catch van's boosters failed. 1072 01:00:38,204 --> 01:00:39,597 Okay, okay! 1073 01:00:39,597 --> 01:00:43,470 Step aside, people. It's my time to shine. 1074 01:00:43,470 --> 01:00:45,342 A tube, please. 1075 01:00:46,822 --> 01:00:49,955 Now hand me that chimichanga. 1076 01:00:53,742 --> 01:00:55,961 Fire in the hole! 1077 01:01:28,341 --> 01:01:29,299 Oh, goody! 1078 01:01:29,299 --> 01:01:30,256 It's starting! 1079 01:01:30,256 --> 01:01:33,085 ♪ From the floors of Tokyo 1080 01:01:33,085 --> 01:01:34,739 Back off, Fluffy. 1081 01:01:34,739 --> 01:01:38,090 This is my special moment. 1082 01:01:38,830 --> 01:01:40,919 The Leapin' Lord of the Leotard 1083 01:01:40,919 --> 01:01:43,661 and Pickles the Dancing Elephant 1084 01:01:43,661 --> 01:01:49,449 will be the greatest show off Earth! 1085 01:01:49,449 --> 01:01:51,060 ♪ I'm dancing with myself 1086 01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:52,757 - Hit the gas! - 10-4, good buddy. 1087 01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:57,501 ♪ Dancing with myself 1088 01:01:57,501 --> 01:02:00,025 ♪ Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 1089 01:02:00,025 --> 01:02:01,984 ♪ When I'm dancing with myself 1090 01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:04,726 It's showtime! 1091 01:02:06,031 --> 01:02:08,425 ♪ All over the world 1092 01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:10,862 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 1093 01:02:10,862 --> 01:02:13,125 ♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 1094 01:02:13,125 --> 01:02:15,040 Oh, Pickles! 1095 01:02:19,741 --> 01:02:21,917 ♪ It'll give me time to think 1096 01:02:21,917 --> 01:02:26,138 ♪ If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 1097 01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:31,753 ♪ Oh, oh 1098 01:02:51,511 --> 01:02:53,775 Almost there. Just gimme a little squeak. 1099 01:02:59,824 --> 01:03:03,132 Are you ready for my destiny, Pickles? 1100 01:03:07,484 --> 01:03:09,355 I'm leaping! 1101 01:03:15,318 --> 01:03:17,973 He came back for me. 1102 01:03:17,973 --> 01:03:21,019 Catch me! 1103 01:03:23,979 --> 01:03:26,068 Get back here, Pickles! 1104 01:03:27,156 --> 01:03:29,680 Hitpig! 1105 01:03:30,550 --> 01:03:31,856 Now what? 1106 01:03:31,856 --> 01:03:32,944 My sensors detect 1107 01:03:32,944 --> 01:03:34,903 their oxygen levels dropping 1108 01:03:34,903 --> 01:03:36,861 and I don't see a way for them to return 1109 01:03:36,861 --> 01:03:38,428 to Earth on their own. 1110 01:03:38,428 --> 01:03:39,908 Can we push 'em back? 1111 01:03:39,908 --> 01:03:41,648 Not without smashing into Earth. 1112 01:03:41,648 --> 01:03:44,303 We need a parachute. Grab whatever fabric you can find. 1113 01:03:44,303 --> 01:03:47,350 Curtains, costumes, even underwear. 1114 01:03:47,350 --> 01:03:48,742 That ain't new territory from me. 1115 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:50,832 Oh, how exciting. 1116 01:03:50,832 --> 01:03:54,009 Feel like pulled pork for dinner, Fluffy? 1117 01:03:54,009 --> 01:03:57,012 Then go get that pig. 1118 01:04:00,232 --> 01:04:02,931 We need to divide and conquer. Can you fly around the outside, 1119 01:04:02,931 --> 01:04:05,237 see how we might be able to pull these people back? 1120 01:04:05,237 --> 01:04:06,760 Can do! 1121 01:04:08,371 --> 01:04:10,895 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 1122 01:04:10,895 --> 01:04:12,810 I'll keep control of the catch van. 1123 01:04:12,810 --> 01:04:14,333 Okay guys, let's save Pickles 1124 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,466 and everyone in that theater! 1125 01:04:16,466 --> 01:04:17,467 Aye aye, Captain! 1126 01:04:17,467 --> 01:04:19,077 - Roger, roger. - Over and out. 1127 01:04:19,077 --> 01:04:20,818 Really? 1128 01:04:27,129 --> 01:04:28,478 Hitpig! 1129 01:04:28,478 --> 01:04:31,002 Go help Pickles, now! 1130 01:04:32,699 --> 01:04:35,398 I've fought bigger lizards than you in the Outback. 1131 01:04:35,398 --> 01:04:38,531 Come at me! 1132 01:04:39,358 --> 01:04:40,925 You came back. 1133 01:04:40,925 --> 01:04:42,318 I'm so sorry, Pickles. 1134 01:04:42,318 --> 01:04:43,972 I should have told you the truth. 1135 01:04:43,972 --> 01:04:45,538 Can you forgive me? 1136 01:04:45,538 --> 01:04:47,279 What are friends for? 1137 01:04:47,279 --> 01:04:49,978 You're ruining everything, Hitpig! 1138 01:04:49,978 --> 01:04:51,588 I'm ruining everything? 1139 01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:52,981 You're going to get us all killed! 1140 01:04:52,981 --> 01:04:55,374 I'm actually trying to unruin everything. 1141 01:04:55,374 --> 01:04:58,943 I'm giving them the greatest show off Earth! 1142 01:04:58,943 --> 01:05:00,814 Yeah, but you don't have 1143 01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,555 a way to bring 'em back to Earth! 1144 01:05:03,861 --> 01:05:05,254 Well, I can't think of everything! 1145 01:05:05,254 --> 01:05:08,518 Do you know how hard it was just to do all this? 1146 01:05:08,518 --> 01:05:10,737 Ding ding! 1147 01:05:10,737 --> 01:05:14,045 In the left ring we have the croc versus a koala. 1148 01:05:14,045 --> 01:05:16,918 Common sense says koala's gonna die! 1149 01:05:18,354 --> 01:05:22,097 Do you think this is scripted or all improv? 1150 01:05:22,097 --> 01:05:26,014 In the right ring, we have a pig versus a lunatic! 1151 01:05:33,978 --> 01:05:37,590 Now even the lack of gravity mocks me. 1152 01:05:37,590 --> 01:05:41,159 Come at me, you toothy turd! 1153 01:05:44,032 --> 01:05:46,208 Watch out, Hitpig! 1154 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:48,950 This is for Bertha! 1155 01:05:49,254 --> 01:05:52,344 Consider yourself hit. 1156 01:05:55,130 --> 01:05:56,696 Oh, no. 1157 01:06:13,626 --> 01:06:16,803 I never cut corners on costumes. 1158 01:06:16,803 --> 01:06:20,068 The audience is applauding my exit, Fluffy. 1159 01:06:20,068 --> 01:06:23,810 I can still hear them. 1160 01:06:28,163 --> 01:06:29,512 Whoa! 1161 01:06:31,253 --> 01:06:32,689 Pickles! 1162 01:06:44,744 --> 01:06:46,094 Right! 1163 01:07:10,683 --> 01:07:12,555 Like we're made for each other. 1164 01:07:12,555 --> 01:07:14,774 A perfect fit. 1165 01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:39,756 A super cock-a-doodley-doo! 1166 01:07:39,756 --> 01:07:42,846 I'm coming for you! 1167 01:07:58,166 --> 01:07:59,080 Hi, Hitpig. 1168 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,690 How you doing, pig? 1169 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:03,562 And I thought you just 1170 01:08:03,562 --> 01:08:05,912 played a superhero on TV. 1171 01:08:05,912 --> 01:08:07,305 You really are one. 1172 01:08:07,305 --> 01:08:09,220 Aw, shucks. 1173 01:08:12,745 --> 01:08:16,662 You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! 1174 01:08:18,186 --> 01:08:20,144 What do you say we get everybody back to Earth now? 1175 01:08:22,886 --> 01:08:24,192 I need more horsepower! 1176 01:08:24,192 --> 01:08:27,108 I need more chimichangas! 1177 01:08:36,291 --> 01:08:38,380 Approaching Earth's atmosphere. 1178 01:08:43,776 --> 01:08:45,300 We're coming in too fast. 1179 01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:48,433 Panties, jock straps, boxers, just send them on over! 1180 01:08:48,433 --> 01:08:49,521 Come on! 1181 01:08:50,261 --> 01:08:52,698 This is going to hurt. 1182 01:09:05,537 --> 01:09:10,063 Warning, impact imminent. Well, it was nice knowing you. 1183 01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:11,978 Deploy the parachute. 1184 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:29,866 Whoa. 1185 01:09:49,973 --> 01:09:52,105 Can I get my thong back? 1186 01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:06,816 Well, I guess it's time to all go home, huh? 1187 01:10:06,816 --> 01:10:09,862 I'm heading to Australia if you wanna ride with me, koala. 1188 01:10:09,862 --> 01:10:12,082 Yeah, great. I'll show you my digs. 1189 01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,519 Throw some eucalyptus on the Barbie. 1190 01:10:14,519 --> 01:10:17,783 I'm going to introduce polecat to some Hollywood agents. 1191 01:10:17,783 --> 01:10:20,351 He's a star if I've ever seen one. 1192 01:10:22,745 --> 01:10:24,268 Thank you. 1193 01:10:24,268 --> 01:10:28,141 Oh, I'm staying here. We're in Vegas, baby! 1194 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:30,579 And I got me a date! 1195 01:10:31,710 --> 01:10:34,278 Well, everyone loves my hard body. 1196 01:10:35,758 --> 01:10:37,325 You sure you want these poodles? 1197 01:10:37,325 --> 01:10:40,937 If they want me. 1198 01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:43,983 Pickles, may I take you home to India? 1199 01:10:43,983 --> 01:10:46,725 Yes. Yes, you may. 1200 01:11:24,589 --> 01:11:25,895 Frittata! 1201 01:11:25,895 --> 01:11:27,679 Omelet coming up! 1202 01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:32,597 Of course. 1203 01:11:33,685 --> 01:11:35,557 Oh, we got a wise guy here. 1204 01:11:35,557 --> 01:11:38,560 Hey, look kid, no bacon ever. Capiche? 1205 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,344 Ciao, Hitpig. 1206 01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,004 Surprise! 1207 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:56,099 So, how you doing? 1208 01:11:56,099 --> 01:11:58,536 Living the dream. 1209 01:11:58,536 --> 01:12:00,059 How was India? 1210 01:12:00,059 --> 01:12:04,368 Beautiful. But I couldn't find a family there 1211 01:12:04,368 --> 01:12:06,239 quite like our friends. 1212 01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:10,896 Yeah. Yeah, I guess friends are the family we choose. 1213 01:12:13,334 --> 01:12:15,945 So what's it like living the omelet dream? 1214 01:12:15,945 --> 01:12:17,425 Is it all it's cracked up to be? 1215 01:12:17,425 --> 01:12:18,904 Yeah, you know, it pays the bills 1216 01:12:18,904 --> 01:12:20,079 for an even bigger dream. 1217 01:12:20,079 --> 01:12:21,559 - Really? - Yeah. 1218 01:12:22,604 --> 01:12:25,520 See, on weekends we do some volunteer work. 1219 01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,304 We? 1220 01:12:27,304 --> 01:12:30,176 How was Indiana? 1221 01:12:30,176 --> 01:12:31,526 Hey, everyone, hi! 1222 01:12:31,526 --> 01:12:33,528 You got room for one more on that thing? 1223 01:12:33,528 --> 01:12:35,007 You bet we do. 1224 01:12:35,007 --> 01:12:36,922 Lower the tub! 1225 01:12:37,706 --> 01:12:39,447 I love a family outing. 1226 01:12:40,448 --> 01:12:44,365 ♪ Born to be wild 1227 01:12:46,758 --> 01:12:49,848 So if you're a kitty who's left the city 1228 01:12:49,848 --> 01:12:51,415 or a moose on the loose 1229 01:12:51,415 --> 01:12:53,983 or a cow that said ciao, call us. 1230 01:12:53,983 --> 01:12:57,073 Your happiness is our reward. 1231 01:12:57,073 --> 01:13:00,598 ♪ Born to be wild 1232 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,255 Ooh, I'm feeling a little bit toasty here. 1233 01:13:05,255 --> 01:13:07,300 How about you, Fluffy? 1234 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,999 Son of a sun! 1235 01:13:10,956 --> 01:13:12,262 And scene. 1236 01:13:15,178 --> 01:13:19,574 ♪ Born to be wild 1237 01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:26,363 ♪ Born to be wild 1238 01:13:28,147 --> 01:13:31,324 ♪ Get your motor running 1239 01:13:31,324 --> 01:13:34,284 ♪ Head out on the highway 1240 01:13:34,284 --> 01:13:37,461 ♪ Looking for adventure 1241 01:13:37,461 --> 01:13:40,029 ♪ And whatever comes our way 1242 01:13:41,987 --> 01:13:44,860 ♪ Yeah, gotta go and make it happen ♪ 1243 01:13:44,860 --> 01:13:48,385 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1244 01:13:48,385 --> 01:13:52,171 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1245 01:13:52,171 --> 01:13:54,739 ♪ Explode into space 1246 01:13:54,739 --> 01:13:56,654 ♪ I like smoke and lightning 1247 01:13:57,568 --> 01:14:01,137 ♪ Heavy metal thunder 1248 01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:03,705 ♪ Racing with the wind 1249 01:14:03,705 --> 01:14:08,187 ♪ And the feeling that I'm under ♪ 1250 01:14:08,187 --> 01:14:11,930 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1251 01:14:11,930 --> 01:14:14,585 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1252 01:14:14,585 --> 01:14:18,197 ♪ Fire all of your guns at once and ♪ 1253 01:14:18,197 --> 01:14:20,461 ♪ Explode into space 1254 01:14:20,461 --> 01:14:23,986 ♪ Like a true nature's child 1255 01:14:23,986 --> 01:14:26,945 ♪ We were born, born to be wild ♪ 1256 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:29,818 ♪ We can climb so high ♪ 1257 01:14:29,818 --> 01:14:33,343 ♪ And never wanna die 1258 01:14:34,431 --> 01:14:37,652 ♪ Born to be wild 1259 01:14:40,785 --> 01:14:44,397 ♪ Born to be wild 1260 01:14:47,662 --> 01:14:50,621 ♪ Get your motor running 1261 01:14:50,621 --> 01:14:53,711 ♪ Head out on the highway 1262 01:14:53,711 --> 01:14:57,062 ♪ Looking for adventure 1263 01:14:57,062 --> 01:15:01,284 ♪ And whatever comes our way 1264 01:15:01,284 --> 01:15:04,592 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1265 01:15:04,592 --> 01:15:07,551 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1266 01:15:07,551 --> 01:15:10,946 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1267 01:15:10,946 --> 01:15:14,123 ♪ Explode into space 1268 01:15:14,123 --> 01:15:17,909 ♪ Born to be wild 1269 01:15:20,564 --> 01:15:24,350 ♪ Born to be wild 1270 01:15:27,223 --> 01:15:30,879 ♪ Born to be wild 1271 01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:36,928 ♪ Born to be wild 1272 01:15:46,851 --> 01:15:48,940 As queen of the elephants, it is I 1273 01:15:48,940 --> 01:15:51,595 who wears the pants, so as your queen, 1274 01:15:51,595 --> 01:15:55,120 I command you all to dance. 82408