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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:16,233 [playful music] 2 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:33,163 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,604 ♪ Get your motor runnin' 4 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:43,868 ♪ Head out on the highway 5 00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:46,958 ♪ Lookin' for adventure 6 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,657 ♪ And whatever comes our way 7 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,659 [Hitpig] When your kitty's left the city. 8 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,790 When your moose is on the loose. 9 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,445 When your cow has said ciao, 10 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,056 you need me. 11 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,361 My friends call me... 12 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,754 Wait, I don't have friends. 13 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:01,365 I call me "Hitpig." 14 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,413 ♪ Born to be wild 15 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,632 [Hitpig] You see, I was raised by 16 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,982 the legendary pet bounty hunter, Big Bertha, 17 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,246 and I was her super cool sidekick. 18 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,683 You know, like Batman and Robin, Ben and Jerry, 19 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:19,339 Aquaman and whoever the heck Aquaman's sidekick was. 20 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,210 Fish? No. Doesn't matter. 21 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,604 We caught cats, hamsters, snakes, all that for money. 22 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,606 You get the idea. 23 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,347 She taught me everything I needed to know 24 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,392 about the bounty biz. 25 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:30,393 [Bertha blowing] 26 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,438 How to dress. 27 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,135 I mean, yeah, 28 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,919 she got this at an American Girl store, but.. 29 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,096 She trained me how to be half Dr. Doolittle, 30 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,968 half James Bond, half Mandalorian. 31 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:41,012 And yes, I know that's three halves. 32 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,406 She wasn't great at math. 33 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,799 And she taught me how to make an omelet 34 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,541 without breaking any eggs, which is impossible. 35 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,021 So I guess it was a metaphor, but it doesn't matter. 36 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:52,023 She was a good business woman. 37 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:55,636 This business can be very rewarding. 38 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,508 [Hitpig] Then one day a call came in, Tiny the Lizard, 39 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:01,207 a thousand bucks, which seemed high for a lizard. 40 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,166 It's just an easy peasy, tiny lizard. 41 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,081 I'll be right back. 42 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,214 Here, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny. 43 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:10,955 [Hitpig] Turns out Tiny wasn't so tiny. 44 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,435 Tiny was a crocodile. 45 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:15,134 [dramatic music] 46 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,354 Just like that, Bertha was gone. 47 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:20,836 [light music] 48 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:27,320 ♪ Start wearing purple, wearing purple ♪ 49 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:30,627 ♪ Start wearing purple for me now ♪ 50 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:33,195 All right, here we go! 51 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:37,068 Mr. Secretary wants us to run a test. 52 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,462 Wakey, winky, stinky tubes skunk. 53 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:43,031 Call HR! My coworkers are trying to kill me! 54 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:45,773 Gotcha! Right this way. 55 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,602 Not this again, please! 56 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:49,994 You know the drill. 57 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,909 Skedaddle down the tube to the plutonium room. 58 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:54,608 Do not touch the glowy thing! 59 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:57,480 Then you come back and we test your radiation levels. 60 00:02:57,481 --> 00:03:02,006 Pieces of cake. Remember, do not touch the glowy thing! 61 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:05,184 - [polecat yelling] - [lid shutting] 62 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,143 [device beeping] 63 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:09,623 Do not touch the glowy thing? 64 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:12,582 Honey, that's my ticket outta here! 65 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:15,498 - Go left! - [worker imitating Pacman] 66 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,413 [laughs] I love that game. 67 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:18,849 [Polecat] I knew I shouldn't have traded shifts 68 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,068 with the hamster! 69 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,549 - [metal clanging] - [polecat exclaiming] 70 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:23,507 Bullseye! 71 00:03:23,508 --> 00:03:25,770 Do not touch the glowy thing! 72 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:29,295 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 73 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:32,254 [polecat yelling] 74 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:35,518 - [lid opening] - [workers yelling] 75 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:41,568 Hey, I feel all tingly and now I'm glowing pink? 76 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:44,658 Ooh, new look. Who dis? 77 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,181 Bad tube skunk! 78 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:48,879 Uh, pole cat, not tube skunk! 79 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,404 Woo-hoo, freedom! 80 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:55,495 Oh, hello. Oh, everything's fine, Mr. Secretary. 81 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:57,018 How's the radiation level? 82 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:00,151 [bird exploding] Oh, fine. 83 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,588 - What's up? - [bird exploding] 84 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:02,806 What's up? What's up? 85 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,373 [workers yelling] 86 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,897 [building exploding] Oh! It's big! 87 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:10,075 Freedom! 88 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:15,210 Woo-hoo, hello world! Here I come. 89 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:19,607 I got a glowing bum, full of plutonium! 90 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,173 What? 91 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,567 [Hitpig] Party's over, pole cat. 92 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:25,916 - [polecat yelling] - [net shooting] 93 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,222 [polecat exclaiming] 94 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:30,834 Hey! Hot truffles, not me! 95 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:33,315 You need therapy! 96 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:36,101 Where's your humanity, pig? 97 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:39,974 - Oink. - [polecat yelling] 98 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:42,978 [building exploding] 99 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,850 Wow! Ex-squeeze me. 100 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:49,505 I'm not quite sure what happened there. 101 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,812 Whoa. Some guys cut the cheese, but you, brother, 102 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,814 you destroy the cheese. 103 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,816 You cut the cheese, then you go find the cheese's family, 104 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,383 and then you cut them. 105 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,254 Peter Parker gets radiation poisoning 106 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,561 and shoots webs out of his wrist. 107 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:04,346 Me, apparently I shoot nukes out of my... 108 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,000 Hey, be careful with that thing. 109 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:08,350 Look, your cousin Porky. 110 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,134 - [Hitpig sighing] - [polecat exclaiming] 111 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,354 Adios, cocktail fake. 112 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,964 Not so fast, Radiation Rump. 113 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,270 [goo exploding] 114 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,359 [groans] I had it on selfie mode. 115 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,883 [gun shooting] 116 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,885 That's nasty. 117 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,887 Consider yourself... hit. 118 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,454 Whoa. What was that? 119 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,543 That was terrible. Lemme try that again. 120 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,763 Consider yourself hit. 121 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:30,807 Boom! Nailed it! 122 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,156 [dramatic music] 123 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,680 [Announcer] The newest show in Vegas, 124 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:36,073 featuring Pickles the dancing elephant 125 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,032 will be out of this world, 126 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:40,382 so says the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard. 127 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:43,733 He has staged some of the worst animal acts ever. 128 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,431 He trained his three ton elephant Pickles 129 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:48,825 to leap into his arms, breaking every bone in his body. 130 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:51,567 After two years in the hospital, he trained Pickles 131 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,700 to leap into the arms of his poodle. 132 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,528 [elephant thudding] A far worse idea. 133 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:58,226 The Leapin' Lord squandered his family's reputation 134 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:00,707 and fortune, and they have disowned him. 135 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,404 Undeterred, the Leapin' Lord guarantees 136 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:05,059 no one will walk out of this show. 137 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:08,279 We saw hope Pickles will be okay. 138 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,935 [Leapin' Lord] It's showtime! 139 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:15,330 Dancers, take positions! 140 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:18,638 And now, Pickle the Elephant! 141 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,075 Psst. That's your cue, Poodles. 142 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:24,252 Where's the motivational coach? 143 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:29,214 - [crocodile snapping] - [upbeat music] 144 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:38,614 [upbeat music continues] 145 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:41,051 Okay, enough with the dancing. 146 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,184 Cast your eyes to the heavens. 147 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:47,231 The one and only me! 148 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,929 People of the earth, 149 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:53,281 I present to you the otherworldly 150 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:57,721 Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 151 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,374 Drum roll. 152 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,073 [upbeat music] 153 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,251 Here we go! 154 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,646 - Whoa. - [floor squeaking] 155 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:15,522 - [dog wheezing] - [upbeat music] 156 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:23,443 [gentle music] 157 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,663 [body thudding] 158 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,970 Oh, blast you, Pickles! 159 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:33,103 You have one job! 160 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,541 Why didn't you catch me? 161 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,933 Nevermind. 162 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,848 Wait until you see what I have planned for us 163 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,676 opening night! 164 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:45,638 I will reach for the stars and soar to heights 165 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:48,597 never before soared! 166 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,599 I'll fly. I'll glide. 167 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,863 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 168 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:59,216 And give gravity what it's given me, contempt. 169 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:01,392 A billion dollar dynasty flushed down a crapper 170 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,960 by the Leapin' Lord of the Lunatics. 171 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:06,310 Hey, six generations of animal acts 172 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,574 are not ending with me! 173 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:11,491 Okay, rehearsals over! Everyone out! 174 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:16,017 [lever lowering] 175 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:21,021 ♪ I'm a real wild one, wild one ♪ 176 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,588 ♪ Wild one, wild one 177 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,374 [upbeat rock music] 178 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,291 ♪ Well, I'm just out of school 179 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,640 ♪ Like I'm real, real cool 180 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,903 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool 181 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:37,559 ♪ Got the message that I gotta be a wild one ♪ 182 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:41,737 ♪ Oh yeah, I'm a wild one 183 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,347 ♪ Gonna break it loose 184 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,393 ♪ Gonna keep being a wild one 185 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:49,353 ♪ 'Cause baby, I'm a real wild child ♪ 186 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:52,532 [upbeat rock music] 187 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:57,971 [butter sizzling] 188 00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,931 [upbeat rock music] 189 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:11,027 [Artificial Voice] Escaped pet alert. Escaped pet alert. 190 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:14,901 Hey, Gordon Hamsy. Shall I keep saying escaped pet alert? 191 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,685 Gordon Hamsy. I get it. 192 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,469 'Cause I'm a pig that cooks. 193 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,645 That's the best you got, huh? 194 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:20,950 [Artificial Voice] Chef Boar RD. 195 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:24,171 - Sty Fieri. Wolfgang Pig. - Hilarious. 196 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,565 Who says computers can't be funny? Not me. 197 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,783 Oh wait, yeah. No, it is me. 198 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,655 I say computers can't be funny. 199 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,178 [Artificial Voice] Zoo surveillance 200 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:34,137 caught an animal rights activist freeing the koala. 201 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:37,706 Leticia. Our paths cross again. 202 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,839 Catch van to the land down under. 203 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,275 We'll check the outback, the front back, 204 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,799 the inside out, and the upside down. 205 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,627 Activate propulsion boosters. 206 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,369 - Activated. - [wheels spinning] 207 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,198 Weapons systems online. 208 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,593 [Artificial Voice] Locked and loaded. 209 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,333 And pump up the rock 'n roll. 210 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,728 [rock music] 211 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:03,471 - [door slamming] - [dog whining] 212 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:06,214 [playful music] 213 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,697 - [door slamming] - [Pickles gasping] 214 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:16,092 Greatness is so close I can smell it, Pickles. 215 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,529 The eyes of too many lords and ladies 216 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,662 are looking down on me! 217 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,621 They said I didn't fit in. 218 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,059 That I was an untalented, tubby failure. 219 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,277 That I'll never leap into anything 220 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,366 but an all you can eat buffet table. 221 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:32,369 And while I do love a complimentary Vegas buffet, 222 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,936 I mean, who doesn't? 223 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,547 I'll show them what I'm capable of! 224 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,637 Mummy and Daddy dazzled audiences, 225 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,727 riding lions through hoops of fire. 226 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,947 Grandmama was blasted from a howitzer cannon 227 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:48,124 over a swimming pool filled with hungry sharks. 228 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,736 My dearest uncle was a bullfighter. 229 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,476 And not with a red cape. 230 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:55,175 He fought them with his fists. 231 00:10:55,176 --> 00:11:00,311 You see, to have the next great animal act is my destiny! 232 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,837 [Leapin' Lord humming] 233 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,022 [Pickles gasping] 234 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,812 Ugh, elephant snot. 235 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,989 [crocodile laughing] 236 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:34,867 I lock you up because I love you so much. 237 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,782 I mean, I don't know what I'd do 238 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:40,742 if anything ever happened to you, Pickley-poo. 239 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,396 Who would catch me then? 240 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:46,835 [crocodile growling] Oh, get real, Alligator Arms. 241 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,489 I know you're a crocodile. 242 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,361 It's just a figure of speech. 243 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,756 Now eat your lunch. 244 00:11:56,977 --> 00:12:00,284 Open it yourself. [laughs] 245 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,984 [dogs whining] I gave her your dog food. 246 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,421 You buggies missed your cue on stage, 247 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,249 and I know you're laughing at me behind my back. 248 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:13,166 I just can't prove it yet. No food for you! 249 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,170 [crocodile growling] 250 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:21,087 - [door shutting] - [dogs whining] 251 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,959 Hey, don't worry, guys. I'm gonna get us out of here. 252 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,919 You'll be free soon and I.. 253 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,530 I can find my family. 254 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,538 - [door opening] - Door ajar. 255 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,148 [door shutting] Door ajar. 256 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,802 [door slamming] Door closed. 257 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,109 Hooray. You did it. 258 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:46,243 Don't you have a stealth mode or a shut up mode or something? 259 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,726 Croc? Ugh. 260 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,122 No guns, no nuns, no lil' ones. 261 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,472 - [nun screaming] - Any other nuns here? 262 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:01,302 Hey, keep an eye on that, would you, Sister? 263 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,742 All right, koala. Where are you? 264 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:09,831 [device scanning] 265 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,095 Here, koala, koala, koala. 266 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:20,233 [device beeping] Bingo, Dingo. 267 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,366 - Thought I smelled bacon. - Let's go, koala. 268 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,846 Not going back there, Hitpig. 269 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,717 - You escaped. - I had to escape! 270 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,850 Do you know who comes to petting zoos? 271 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,678 - Kids? - Yeah, kids. 272 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:34,290 Filthy, slimy, sticky, smelly kids. 273 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,249 They wipe their snotty noses, 274 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,165 then pet me with those same tiny hands. 275 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,645 They're disgusting! 276 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,996 Ah, you got a little something stuck to the back of your head. 277 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,258 [koala yelling] Whoa. 278 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,433 That's gonna leave a bald spot. 279 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,651 For the love of goon bag. 280 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,479 Cute little Sheila. 281 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,655 If you pet the fur, I'll drop kick you to... 282 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,527 - Whoop whoop! - [nose honking] 283 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:57,487 - [body thudding] - [person yelling] 284 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,838 - Oh, boy. - [glass shattering] 285 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,927 [crowd yelling] 286 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,582 I never asked for this adorable face, Hitpig! 287 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:09,196 I don't wanna be cute. I'm not cute. 288 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,851 - Hey! - [koala gasping] 289 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,896 Don't take me back! 290 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:18,595 - Hey, I got a job to do. - Get another job. 291 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,728 Look, this is the only job I know how to do. 292 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,643 Animals are meant to be free. 293 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,993 Get a taste of my world famous pork chop. 294 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,039 Hiya! Ow! 295 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,476 - Your, uh, shoe's untied. - [nose honking] 296 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:32,348 - [foot stomping] - [koala exclaiming] 297 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:36,135 - [koala yelling] - [Hitpig exclaiming] 298 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,093 - [body thudding] - That's right. 299 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:42,228 Go way, way, way, all the way home. 300 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:46,449 [metal creaking] Ah, son of a beach nut. 301 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,497 Thank you, Sister. You are one bad habit. 302 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,325 I know. Forgive me. 303 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:55,545 Thanks, mate. $10,000 in dues. 304 00:14:55,546 --> 00:15:00,942 I hope someone turns you into a ham steak one day, Hitpig. 305 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,639 Put a little ring of pineapple on you 306 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,381 - and stab you with a fork! - Thanks, mate. 307 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,124 [dog food plopping] 308 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,649 [somber music] 309 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,045 This is no life for you all. 310 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,005 I wish I could free you. 311 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,920 [Pickles gasping] 312 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,487 [somber music] 313 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,621 "Famous Panda walks off popular kung fu set, 314 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,797 says eight films is enough." 315 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:33,018 Oh man, I liked those films. 316 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:36,499 "Animal Rights activist, Leticia Dos Anjos 317 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,676 frees tigers for Las Vegas show." 318 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,071 Oh man, I liked that show too. 319 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,856 I don't get it. 320 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,381 Wait a minute. 321 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,949 You want me to call that critter liver, 322 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,560 Leticia, to free you. 323 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,170 Brilliant! 324 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,565 By golly, I've never done anything important in my life. 325 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,915 That changes today! 326 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,743 We're almost free. 327 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,875 I can feel it. 328 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:08,531 [laughs] Hey, you're looking good. 329 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:12,406 A super cock-doodle-doo! 330 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,713 - [body thudding] - [rooster groaning] 331 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,064 Super Rooster! 332 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,457 Super cock-doodle-doo! Oh, man. 333 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,416 Now that is a catchphrase. 334 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,722 Ah, you know what? Maybe I could try something like that. 335 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:29,945 You know, like a super oinkety-boinkety-boink! 336 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,209 Ah, who asked you, Henry? 337 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,169 Welcome to "King Chef For A Day," 338 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,214 the show where our contestants have five minutes 339 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,478 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 340 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:46,004 Yeah, boy! Oh, another great catch phrase. 341 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,396 [sighs] You know, I could win that. 342 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,050 [Artificial Voice] When pigs fly. 343 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,052 Oh, come on. A pig can dream, can't he? 344 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,099 [Artificial Voice] Incoming call. Incoming call. 345 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,536 Oh, will you leave me alone, Morticia? 346 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,494 It's Leticia. 347 00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:58,886 And are you proud of yourself 348 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,845 for messing up all those poor animals' lives? 349 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,196 Locking them away like they were criminals? 350 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,588 Yeah, 'cause they escaped! 351 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,590 They should never have been captured at all. 352 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:08,983 Hey, it's just business. 353 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,898 You set 'em free, I bring 'em home. 354 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,336 You're such a pig. And that's all the time I needed. 355 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,077 Needed for what? 356 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,818 Gain access to your bank account and take 357 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:21,604 three, two, one, all your money, sucker. 358 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,692 What? 359 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,086 No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! 360 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,566 [Leticia] Thank you for your donation. 361 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:30,091 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 362 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:33,399 It's dirty money and it needs to be used for good. 363 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,357 I'm good, I'm super good. I'm so good. 364 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,230 I'm off to free an elephant. Thanks for the money. 365 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,970 Ciao. 366 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,670 [yells] Come on! 367 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,330 [door opening] 368 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,897 Hey. 369 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,812 Did someone call for a rescue? 370 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,118 [Pickles gasping] 371 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,728 Not sure I can locate your family, 372 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,774 but I can get you home to India. 373 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,558 Anywhere is better than here. 374 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,648 Don't worry, poodles. I'll be back for you guys soon. 375 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,563 [engine revving] 376 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:12,526 [Pickles] Woo-hoo, I'm free! I'm going home! 377 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:17,095 - [door opening] - Suppertime! 378 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,880 - [Leapin' Lord humming] - [dogs yelping] 379 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,317 - But not for you. - [door shutting] 380 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:25,408 [Leapin' Lord humming] 381 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,847 What the elephant? 382 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,894 Someone pilfered Pickles! 383 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:37,202 Who steals elephants? 384 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,726 I mean, besides me. 385 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,338 [phone ringing] 386 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,166 Hitpig. Lost your dog? You called the right hog. 387 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,125 How can I help you? 388 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,300 Aha, bounty hunter. 389 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,302 I hear you're the best. 390 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:53,043 At least that's what it says in your ad. 391 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,220 - Who are you? - Oh, I don't know. 392 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,614 Maybe I'm only the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 393 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,094 And I'm Baron of the Boxer Shorts. 394 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,618 - What'd you lose? - My dance partner! 395 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,403 Somebody stole her! 396 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,534 Wrong number, pal. 397 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,014 Sounds like you need a dating app. 398 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,885 [Leapin' Lord] She's an elephant. 399 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,366 - Leticia. - No, Pickles. 400 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,847 I'm launching my show in Vegas this weekend. 401 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,154 A guaranteed blast. 402 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,679 I'll be leaping, I'm the Leapin' Lord after all, 403 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,333 but you knew that. 404 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,509 Pickles is the only one who can catch me. 405 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,641 I have to be caught! 406 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,121 So catch her! 407 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,079 - [Leapin' Lord yelling] - [body crashing] 408 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,211 Hey, don't worry, I'll catch her, 409 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,952 but you know, I charge by the pound, 410 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,652 so I'm gonna need you to make me an offer I can't refuse. 411 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,656 One million bucks. 412 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,701 Whoa, that's about a hundred times 413 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,748 more than I was thinking, so yes. 414 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,794 So we have a deal, Hitpig. 415 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,709 Bring her back to me. 416 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:53,192 Woo! Looks like this little piggy is back in business. 417 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,672 Who's got egg on their face now? 418 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,239 [people laughing] 419 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,634 - Cock-a-doodley-doo! - [rooster yelling] 420 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:05,464 - [Leticia laughing] - Super Rooster! 421 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:09,643 - [people laughing] - [rooster yelling] 422 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,775 That's something you don't see every day. 423 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,908 [Leticia laughing] 424 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,736 [Flight Attendant] We'll be landing in London momentarily, 425 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,564 on our way to India. 426 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,088 Unfortunately, we have to stop our in-flight entertainment. 427 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,829 [people groaning] 428 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,093 I know, I love "Super Rooster" too. 429 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,225 [Artificial Voice] Downloading all 430 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,401 train, plane, and truck manifests. 431 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,577 All right, where are you big girl? 432 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,754 [Artificial Voice] Cargo, one dog, 62 cats. Poor dog. 433 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,929 No, no, no. 434 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,236 Okay, train. 435 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,281 [Artificial Voice] A baboon, two rabbits. 436 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,284 Check that, two rabbits now with 27 bunnies. 437 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,244 No. Vegas to India, layover in London. 438 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,245 [Artificial Voice] Cargo four dogs, 439 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,857 two cats, and one elephant. 440 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,642 Ah, there you are! 441 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,950 - My pachyderm payday. - [upbeat music] 442 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,474 [Artificial Voice] Target acquired. 443 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,129 Off to jolly old England. 444 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,044 [engine revving] 445 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:07,266 [light music] 446 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,448 Ooh, some sort of elephant party going on there. 447 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:20,016 Be right back! I'm gonna scope this out. 448 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:23,150 After party with my peeps. 449 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:26,501 - Wow, wide load coming through. - [laughs] 450 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,503 I'll be there in a minute. 451 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,331 - [vehicle crashing] - [tires screeching] 452 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,333 [cats yelping] Sorry about that. 453 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,553 We're so fired. 454 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,816 [light music] 455 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:39,688 - [horns honking] - Excuse me. 456 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,300 Excuse me! 457 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:42,866 Nice. 458 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:47,567 Ooh, that's nice. 459 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:51,091 Loving the new elephant fashions, so exciting! 460 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,573 Pickles, you deserve a new look. 461 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,271 [Pickles gasping] 462 00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,578 [Artificial Voice] Elephant pheromones detected. 463 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:03,191 Warning, warning. No parking zone. 464 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,976 [Hitpig] Have I ever gotten you towed? 465 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:11,024 - Wow. - [chair collapsing] 466 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:13,156 I'm gonna blame that on poor craftsmanship. 467 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:16,204 [suspenseful music] 468 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,210 Aha, Pickle prints. 469 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,040 [Pickles] Free? 470 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:30,478 [suspenseful music] 471 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:33,699 Memory is yours. [indistinct] 472 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,005 Your better recollection is pure perfection, 473 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:39,531 'cause an elephant never, 'cause an elephant never... 474 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,620 - Line! - Forgets! 475 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:42,664 Oh, yeah. 476 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:45,493 [Hitpig groaning] 477 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,453 Pickles, you devilish smoke show. 478 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:51,325 Like shooting fish in a barrel. 479 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:54,067 - Really fat fish. - [device scanning] 480 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:57,331 As queen of the elephants, it is I who wears the pants. 481 00:22:57,332 --> 00:23:01,727 So as your queen, I command you all to dance! 482 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,511 [trumpets blowing] 483 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:04,643 No, wait! 484 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,297 Did someone say dance? 485 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:11,127 - [Hitpig groaning] - [body thudding] 486 00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,042 Stop that elephant! 487 00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:13,739 Hey, hey, Pickles! 488 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,654 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 489 00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:18,091 - [Latin music] - [Pickles gasping] 490 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:22,051 This is exactly what I was not expecting, 491 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,837 but I've always wanted to dance with other elephants! 492 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,795 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby do that funk ♪ 493 00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,841 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 494 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,017 ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪ 495 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,497 Consider yourself hit. 496 00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:35,325 [dancer yelling] 497 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,937 - Ah, dang it. - [Latin music] 498 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,591 Come here, you weird looking elephant. 499 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:43,247 I just wanna hug you and never stop. 500 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:47,295 [Pickles screaming] 501 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:53,780 - [pillars collapsing] - [crew shouting] 502 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:56,912 [water spurting] 503 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,741 Oh, going up. 504 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,658 [giggles] That tickles. 505 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:07,140 [Hitpig yelling] 506 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,011 No, no, no, no! [yells] 507 00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:10,143 [dancers yelling] 508 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:13,146 [bodies thudding] 509 00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:14,583 Yes! 510 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,500 - [Pickles gasping] - [body thudding] 511 00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:26,813 - [hologram tinkling] - [Pickles gasping] 512 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,599 - [feet thudding] - [Pickles gasping] 513 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:37,388 Wow. There's so much. 514 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:42,001 There's so much world, and my family is out there. 515 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:45,004 [Hitpig grunting] 516 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,309 Well, well, well. 517 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:49,182 No more cages for me. 518 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,794 - Ever! - [arrows firing] 519 00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:56,103 Are you... 520 00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:01,455 Are you... [sniffs] 521 00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:03,544 - [hat snapping] - Ouch! 522 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:04,676 Are you a little elephant? 523 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,765 Elephant? No, I'm a pig. 524 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:08,723 A pig-my elephant. 525 00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:11,683 Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, no, a pigmy elephant, yes. 526 00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:13,293 Hey, we're twinsies. [laughs] 527 00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,991 I feel like I'm looking in a mirror. 528 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,865 Whoa. We're a perfect fit. 529 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:23,391 I know, it's like we're made for each other. [laughs] 530 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:27,525 [Pickles] What happened to your nose? 531 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,527 Well, you know, I was at the back of the line 532 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,745 when they were passing out trunks. 533 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,399 I'm a little sensitive about it. 534 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,228 Ugh, you're right. That was rude. 535 00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,577 - Let's start over. - [imitates rewinding] 536 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,536 - I'm Pickles. - I'm Hitpig. 537 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:42,191 Which is short for Hit Pigmy Elephant. 538 00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,324 I've been looking for you everywhere. 539 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,587 You know, you missed your flight! 540 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,458 Oh, are you friends with Leticia? 541 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:51,157 Leticia? [laughs] I mean, yes. 542 00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:55,117 Yes, Leticia and I are great friends, actually. 543 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,729 Yeah, no, she had to go do a, you know, 544 00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,166 rescue a porpoise or something, I don't know. 545 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:03,038 - She asked me to help, so. - [Pickles gasping] 546 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,518 Leticia was taking me to India. 547 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:07,304 India? [grunting] 548 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:10,611 Hey, we're sliding, Hitpig. 549 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,397 - No kidding! - Give me my catch gun. 550 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,660 - I love slides. - [body thudding] 551 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:19,098 - Hold on. - [gun shooting] 552 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:22,015 [Pickles squealing] 553 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,627 - They towed my van! - Ah, come on! 554 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,717 - [Hitpig yelling] - [horn honking] 555 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,458 Think I just cracked a baby back rib. 556 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,807 Whoa. 557 00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:35,811 That was fun. Let's do it again. 558 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:40,206 And now my gun is broken? 559 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:43,252 What else could go wrong? Oh! 560 00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,734 [light music] 561 00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:56,615 [light music continues] 562 00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:00,052 How do you sneak onto a plane with an elephant? 563 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,621 [light music] 564 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,364 Why are we dressed like this? 565 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:09,409 Subterfuge. 566 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,846 Oh. I don't know French. 567 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,848 What do you mean check the last and found? 568 00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,285 It's a two ton elephant. 569 00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:19,158 All right, try not to call attention to yourself. 570 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:21,508 - [tail whipping] - [person exclaiming] 571 00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:22,815 Excuse me! 572 00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:36,349 Emotional support, you know, dog. 573 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:38,699 [Pickles panting] 574 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,833 I am a work in progress. 575 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,752 It's a very fancy hairdryer. It's from Europe. 576 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,450 Of course it is, ma'am. 577 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,022 - Lip balm. - [officer yelling] 578 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:58,371 [person yelling] 579 00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,939 [keys clicking] 580 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,636 [phone ringing] 581 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,333 Leapin' Lord here. 582 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:07,641 Hey, your package is shipping overnight air to Las Vegas. 583 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,425 Goodie. 584 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,994 This show is going to rocket me to stardom, Hitpig. 585 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,040 Her understudy, well, let's just say 586 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,956 it's a little like putting lipstick on a pig. 587 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:21,699 - So don't let me down. - [Pickles squealing] 588 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,006 - [Pickles crashing] - Sorry, cutie. 589 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,617 [people snoring] 590 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:30,709 [Person] Help! Save me, Super Rooster! 591 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,147 - Look up in the sky! - [bird pooping] 592 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,757 It's Super rooster. 593 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,542 Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 594 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,110 Ah, how this guy never won an Oscar is beyond me. 595 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,156 You know, politics. 596 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,897 Hey, would you mind letting me scooch by? 597 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,550 I've gotta tinkle. 598 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:48,726 - Excuse me. - [Hitpig groaning] 599 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,858 Pardon me. 600 00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,077 By the way, could you ask the stewardess 601 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:54,688 for a couple dozen more bags of those peanuts? 602 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,998 They roasted them in honey! I mean, what? 603 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:04,698 Yikes. That little toilet is not designed for what I have to do, 604 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:08,920 but girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 605 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,706 [toilet flushing] 606 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:14,839 - [dart shooting] - Ow! 607 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,710 Right in the ham hocks. 608 00:29:16,711 --> 00:29:19,495 Tranquilizer dart? Leticia. 609 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:22,934 That dress really brings out the rump in your roast. 610 00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:24,805 Hey, who does your makeup? Cirque du Soleil? 611 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,242 [darts shooting] 612 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,461 [Hitpig grunting] 613 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:30,681 [playful music] 614 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:36,730 - [Leticia grunting] - [Hitpig chortling] 615 00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:38,036 [Leticia grunting] 616 00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:39,341 [dart shooting] 617 00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:42,518 - [Hitpig slurring] - [Leticia laughing] 618 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,564 [darts shooting] 619 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,785 [Leticia exclaiming] 620 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,397 [darts shooting] 621 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,357 Listen, Hitpig. 622 00:29:54,358 --> 00:29:56,489 I should be taken seriously. 623 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,969 For what? 624 00:29:57,970 --> 00:30:00,885 Stealing back stolen mooses and hippopotamuses. 625 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,365 And rhinoceros. 626 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:09,285 - Plus elephants! - Elephant? Never! 627 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,461 Oh. 628 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:15,377 Okay, so here's the big girl bathroom. 629 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,858 No! 630 00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:22,951 - [air whipping] - [people shouting] 631 00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,261 Okay, okay. 632 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,959 This is not what I thought would be behind that door. 633 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,656 [Hitpig yelling] 634 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:35,007 Grab my tail! 635 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:38,749 [people shouting] 636 00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:42,491 Pickles! I'll pull you in! 637 00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:44,929 [people shouting] 638 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,234 Her tights are coming off! 639 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:48,497 You've gotta let the pig go! 640 00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,369 Why would I let your friend go? 641 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,979 He's not my friend! 642 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,720 - I can be! - [tights snapping] 643 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,550 - No! - [both yelling] 644 00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,770 [Pickles] Eat your heart out, Dumbo! 645 00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,642 No, he can actually fly! 646 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,383 We're toast. We're toast. 647 00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:05,732 You'll think of something. 648 00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,255 You're right. I'm thinking you're about to see 649 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,996 how the sausages are made. 650 00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:12,696 [thunder crashing] Ow, ow, ow. Ow! 651 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,050 Hey, I knew you'd think of something. 652 00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:20,965 [tights ballooning] 653 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:25,621 It's called flying by the seat of your pants. [laughs] 654 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:26,753 [Leticia sighing] 655 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,407 [Pilot] Ladies and gentlemen, 656 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:29,930 please excuse the flight turbulence. 657 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:34,109 - Jackpot. - [passengers chattering] 658 00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:36,458 Ugh. 659 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,069 - [light music] - [Pickles giggling] 660 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,899 Oh, well, that worked out nicely. 661 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,249 [metal creaking] Yay! There's more. 662 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,905 [both yelling] 663 00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:53,954 - [metal clanging] - [Hitpig grunting] 664 00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:57,697 - Ow. - [metal clanging] 665 00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:00,353 Now I know what Spam feels like. 666 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:04,095 So really, that emergency exit looked like a toilet? 667 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,270 We could have been killed! 668 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:08,664 To be fair, it was an emergency. 669 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:12,320 How were you so sure that I would think of something? 670 00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:14,149 Because I trust you. 671 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,109 Yeah, all right, well, you shouldn't. 672 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,588 But we're friends now. 673 00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:22,069 What? No, I don't have friends. 674 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:23,592 Not since Bertha. 675 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,246 Who's Bertha? 676 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,205 Doesn't matter. 677 00:32:26,206 --> 00:32:27,945 We're hosed, okay? 678 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,251 - I'm way off course. - To India? 679 00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,732 Yeah, to bringing you home, yeah. 680 00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:36,344 But we need wheels. All I see is junk. 681 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:38,868 You have to free your mind! 682 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:42,437 It's all caged up. And trust me, I know cages. 683 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:43,309 Hey, what about this? 684 00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:46,702 [metal clanging] Catch! 685 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:48,704 Will you stop throwing junk at me? 686 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,925 - [Hitpig whimpering] - [metal clanging] 687 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,235 [blowtorch flaming] 688 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:04,938 [possum squeaking] 689 00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:05,896 Hi, little friend. 690 00:33:05,897 --> 00:33:07,027 - [possum yelping] - [sign thudding] 691 00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:10,465 - Oh! - [possum squeaking] 692 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:13,295 [Pickles giggling] 693 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,952 [both smooching] 694 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:20,737 Oh, I'm so sorry. 695 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:25,873 [Pickles laughing] 696 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:31,531 [blowtorch flaming] 697 00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:36,056 [possum yawning] 698 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,712 - Hey! - [rock music] 699 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:44,587 [Pickles laughing] 700 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:53,160 ♪ You're a real tough cookie with a long history ♪ 701 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:57,599 ♪ For breaking little hearts like the one in me ♪ 702 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,081 ♪ That's okay, let's see how you do it ♪ 703 00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:04,650 ♪ Put up your dukes, let's get down to it ♪ 704 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:08,088 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 705 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:12,092 ♪ Come on, hit me with your best shot ♪ 706 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,574 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 707 00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:19,621 ♪ Why don't you hit me with your best shot ♪ 708 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:22,581 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 709 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:24,671 ♪ Fire away 710 00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:34,855 [possum squeaking] 711 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:37,596 Bye, little friend! 712 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:40,947 Catch you later, Fuzzball. 713 00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,514 All right, sit down and buckle up. 714 00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,124 We got a long way to go. 715 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:47,997 - Oh! - [engine revving] 716 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:49,347 Do you know any show tunes? 717 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,305 Do I look like I know show tunes? 718 00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:52,959 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 719 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,265 ♪ Ding, ding [Pickles sneezing] 720 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:56,441 Whoopsie. Oh, a button. 721 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:59,052 [Hitpig yelling] See you later. 722 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:00,967 Oh, you're back! 723 00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:02,099 [water squirting] Oopsie. 724 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,579 [lever slapping] Sorry about that. 725 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:07,365 Look, another button. Woo! 726 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,323 So many buttons and levers. 727 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:12,632 - So fun! - [engine revving] 728 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,900 Isn't today like a dream come true? 729 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,380 Look, I don't have time for silly questions. 730 00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:25,034 Come on. You must have a dream. 731 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,341 Fine, sure. To have a million dollars. 732 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:28,908 And what would you do with it? 733 00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:30,518 I don't know. Retire. 734 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:31,998 And then? 735 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,739 I don't know. I'd cook. 736 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,480 Okay. You dream of being a chef. 737 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:39,092 [chuckles] Me, a chef? It's pretty dumb, right? 738 00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:40,224 No! 739 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,965 No? [chuckles] 740 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,141 [gasps] Look, an elephant! 741 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,405 - Pickles, stop! - [Hitpig yelling] 742 00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:49,798 [metal scraping] 743 00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:52,453 There are no words for how I feel right now. 744 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:55,369 [toilet flushing] 745 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,284 Just trying to get a closer look! 746 00:35:57,285 --> 00:36:00,592 [Hitpig] Pickles! Get back in the UFO! 747 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,115 Coming down. 748 00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:02,986 Whoa! 749 00:36:02,987 --> 00:36:05,032 An octopus and a chicken! 750 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:11,646 There are no words for how I feel right now. 751 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:14,823 Pickles! Do not push or pull anything! 752 00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:18,784 Push and pull everything, you said? Okay. 753 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:21,004 No! I'll get ya! 754 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,223 ♪ Now baby I'm sure ♪ 755 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:26,008 I can't believe they had a pigmy elephant balloon. 756 00:36:26,009 --> 00:36:27,575 [Hitpig] Stay there! 757 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,447 ♪ I just can't wait 'til the day ♪ 758 00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:32,580 - Croc! - [Hitpig yelling] 759 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:33,539 [Hitpig grunting] 760 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:36,410 Ooh, that's fun. I wanna try! 761 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:40,459 - [Pickles exclaiming] - [Hitpig yelling] 762 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,897 Okay, okay. I'm gonna get you! Whee! 763 00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:47,987 [Hitpig yelling] 764 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:48,902 Whee! 765 00:36:48,903 --> 00:36:50,294 [Hitpig yelling] 766 00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,252 Just the most fun ever! 767 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,862 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine 768 00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:55,168 [Pickles squealing] 769 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,301 No! No, no, no, no, no! 770 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390 - Gotcha! - Ow. 771 00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,741 I like your style. 772 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:05,048 You know, you don't show it, but you know how to have fun. 773 00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:08,965 [gentle music] 774 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,054 This is a disaster. 775 00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:15,972 If this is a disaster, disasters are wonderful! 776 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:21,804 [Hitpig groaning] 777 00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:25,590 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 778 00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:26,635 Everything. 779 00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:31,465 Anything to do with Leticia saying she's not your friend? 780 00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:33,859 Yeah, a little to do with that, yeah. 781 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,252 I figured. 782 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,166 Well, you're both very nice to fight over 783 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,604 who gets to take me back to India. 784 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:42,259 You know, it makes me feel kind of special. 785 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,956 Yeah. 786 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:46,654 - Well. - I wonder what it'll be like. 787 00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:48,308 - What? - Family. 788 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:51,268 I left when I was a baby. 789 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,573 Me, too. 790 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:55,184 [Pickles] I haven't seen my family in years. 791 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:56,795 Same here. 792 00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:59,624 The Leapin' Lord wanted a cute little elephant 793 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,714 for his show, and he found me. 794 00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:05,847 My parents tried to stop him, but they.. 795 00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:08,459 I've been locked in a cage ever since. 796 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,592 Until you guys rescued me. 797 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:14,508 And now, wow. 798 00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:17,120 Now I've never felt more free. 799 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,472 All thanks to you. 800 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:24,302 [tinkling music] 801 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,347 [gasps] Is that Orion's butt? 802 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:29,131 [Hitpig] Oh, I think you mean belt. 803 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:31,221 Pretty sure it's his butt. 804 00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:39,881 India has a Golden Gate Bridge? 805 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,623 Wait, what? 806 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,799 Ah! 807 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,062 We overshot home a smidge. 808 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,500 Going down! 809 00:38:49,196 --> 00:38:52,372 - [parachute tearing] - [air escaping] 810 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:56,202 - Oh, no, no, no, no! - [glass shattering] 811 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:57,160 [pillar collapsing] 812 00:38:57,161 --> 00:38:58,771 Ow, ouch! 813 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,815 Ow! 814 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:02,426 My hand! 815 00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:04,950 Whoa. That was our next contestant. 816 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:05,908 Help me. 817 00:39:05,909 --> 00:39:07,996 You're wounded. Medic! 818 00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:09,171 I guess you'll have to do. 819 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,477 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I couldn't. 820 00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:12,174 No, I'm in a hurry and I need to... 821 00:39:12,175 --> 00:39:14,438 Get dressed. We're about to go live. 822 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,483 Live? Wait, wait, hold on, what is this? 823 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:17,442 [Pickles gasping] 824 00:39:17,443 --> 00:39:19,530 - Is this a show? - Stay in! 825 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:22,664 - [audience cheering] - [upbeat music] 826 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:28,495 "King Chef For A Day?" How about that? 827 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:30,541 [Pickles] This is it! This is your chance! 828 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:32,847 - What? - Come here! 829 00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,240 We need to get going. 830 00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,416 Pump the brakes! This is your dream come true. 831 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,896 - Don't be silly. - I'm not silly. 832 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,376 Dreams are what give us hope. 833 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,813 You dream to cook, so cook. 834 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,597 But I mean, I hurt my hand 835 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:46,165 when that 15 ton beam fell on it, okay? 836 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,515 - I can't! - But we can. 837 00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,343 Why are you helping me? 838 00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,258 That's what friends are for! 839 00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:53,868 I'm helping you, just like 840 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,740 you're helping me find my family. 841 00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:58,264 Oh, boy. Look, Pickles, I... 842 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,832 Welcome to "King Chef For A Day!" 843 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:03,138 The show where our contestants have five minutes 844 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:06,185 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 845 00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:11,233 - The only rule is... - Use every ingredient! 846 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:14,149 And tonight's contestant literally just dropped in. 847 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,761 Give it up for Hitpig! 848 00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:17,979 [audience cheering] Yeah, boy. 849 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,024 They're waiting for you! 850 00:40:19,025 --> 00:40:21,418 [Audience] Hitpig! Hitpig! 851 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,115 - Higher. - [crocodile snapping] 852 00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:27,902 Higher! Higher! [yells] 853 00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:29,034 [body thudding] 854 00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:32,124 Hitpig! Yeah, boy. 855 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,386 Hitpig? 856 00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:35,693 Where's my stolen elephant? 857 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,130 He doesn't have time to cook on TV! 858 00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:41,220 He needs to bring my Pickles back to me! 859 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:43,048 - [dramatic music] - [audience chanting] 860 00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,876 Hey, watch the trunk! 861 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:47,182 Hey! 862 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,663 Looks like it's omelet time! 863 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:52,753 Showtime, Hitpig! We got this. 864 00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:53,754 Go! 865 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,583 Hand me the eggs. 866 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,759 - Oh! - [audience laughing] 867 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,021 Whoopsie! [laughs] 868 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,632 Egg on your face. 869 00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:05,070 Follow my rhythm! Whisk, stir, whisk. 870 00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,767 Chop, slice, dice. 871 00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:09,422 [pan sizzling] There we go. 872 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:12,470 [suspenseful music] 873 00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:20,216 And now, today's mystery ingredient. 874 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:24,829 Oh, hi. [laughs] 875 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,527 - How's things? - [dish rattling] 876 00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:29,007 - [upbeat music] - [lobster yelping] 877 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,270 - You can't cook him! - All right, put him in the pot. 878 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:32,706 He's got eyeballs! No! 879 00:41:32,707 --> 00:41:34,969 [Hitpig grunting] He's one of us! 880 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:35,928 Don't hurt him! 881 00:41:35,929 --> 00:41:37,189 No, no, no, no! 882 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:38,060 What? 883 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:38,974 [lobster yelping] 884 00:41:38,975 --> 00:41:40,148 You can't boil him! 885 00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:42,194 He has feelings! 886 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:43,587 And a name! Louie! 887 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,632 I don't wanna die! 888 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,329 You save animals! That's your thing, right? 889 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:48,896 Well, I.. 890 00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:50,158 Ow! 891 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:51,856 [metal clanging] 892 00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:53,379 [lobster yelping] 893 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,511 Free Louie! 894 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,165 Get that? Free Louie. Free Louie! 895 00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,994 Oh, come on. Throw the lobster in! 896 00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:02,649 Make love, not lobster! 897 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,259 ♪ Rock lobster 898 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,827 - Stop! - ♪ Rock lobster 899 00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:07,915 [Crew] Oh, no, look out! 900 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:10,048 - [wire snapping] - [sign collapsing] 901 00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:12,746 [Louie yelling] 902 00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:15,750 - [knives stabbing] - [Louie yelling] 903 00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:20,232 [phone beeping] 904 00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:23,410 - [sign thudding] - [Pickles laughing] 905 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,021 May I, Louie? 906 00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:31,983 They grow back, huh? Don't they? 907 00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:33,593 Don't they? 908 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:35,683 Every ingredient! 909 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:42,297 [Audience] Taste it! Taste it! 910 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:47,041 - [host slurping] - [playful music] 911 00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:50,479 - [audience cheering] - [bell dinging] 912 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,612 [Hitpig exclaiming] 913 00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:55,049 This is a dream come true. 914 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,573 Thank you. 915 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,271 Well, so is you rescuing me. 916 00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:00,707 Thank you. 917 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,187 Pickles, no, I mean, there's... 918 00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:04,711 There's no reason to thank me. You know, for real. 919 00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:07,497 There is no reason to thank me. 920 00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:15,548 [wires sparking] 921 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:18,464 - [device beeping] - [Leticia laughing] 922 00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:21,294 [device beeping] 923 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:26,037 - [knuckles cracking] - [device beeping] 924 00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:28,256 [Artificial Voice] Weapon systems online. 925 00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,084 Ow. What is going on? 926 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:32,043 - [person yelling] - [torpedo launching] 927 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:33,653 Target obliterated. 928 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,263 Whoops! 929 00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:38,397 - [Leticia gasping] - [device beeping] 930 00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:39,616 [Artificial Voice] Autopilot to catch gun 931 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,530 coordinates engaged. 932 00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:44,011 - Ooh. - [device beeping] 933 00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:45,057 Yes! 934 00:43:47,886 --> 00:43:49,713 [Leticia gasping] 935 00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:54,195 So you're in San Francisco? I'm coming, Pickles. 936 00:43:54,196 --> 00:43:56,720 - [audience cheering] - [phone ringing] 937 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:57,765 Hey. 938 00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:01,550 Hello? 939 00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:03,857 Listen, Porky McPorkFace. 940 00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:08,296 You overshot the handoff by 400 miles. 941 00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:10,995 It seems you've lost your way. 942 00:44:10,996 --> 00:44:14,433 No, I'm finding it actually. 943 00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:16,261 Well, I'm coming for my dance partner. 944 00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:23,007 She and I will soar to heights never before seen. 945 00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:25,663 Don't move. 946 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:29,970 - [door slamming] - All right, move. 947 00:44:29,971 --> 00:44:31,711 - Move, move, move, move, move. - Where are we going? 948 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:34,367 - Anywhere but here. - Well, how about India? 949 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:38,850 Yeah, okay, look, we need to talk about that. 950 00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:45,159 I, I need to come clean about something. 951 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,813 Clean? I get it. 952 00:44:46,814 --> 00:44:48,249 What, you do? 953 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,209 Oh, always happens after several months, yep. 954 00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:52,471 I need a bucket. 955 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:53,820 Wait, what? 956 00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:56,257 You need one of those. 957 00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:59,565 A bathtub? Ooh, nice! 958 00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:03,221 I'm not really who you, well, who you think I am. 959 00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:07,226 I mean, being Hitpig isn't necessarily a good thing. 960 00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:10,271 You know, it's actually impressive 961 00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:13,101 how much trouble she can cause in less than two seconds. 962 00:45:15,103 --> 00:45:17,539 [Pickles sighing] 963 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:18,933 Yeah. 964 00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:22,849 [Louie humming] Warm water 965 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:25,286 feels pretty good. 966 00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:28,594 Oh, sure, sure. That's how it always starts! 967 00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:31,728 Then comes screaming, and then the lemon butter, 968 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,904 and then them nut cracker things! 969 00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:37,821 I don't even have nuts! 970 00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,257 Hey, Pickles, we gotta go! 971 00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:41,085 People that come home to an elephant in their tub 972 00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,695 tend to get a little upset! 973 00:45:42,696 --> 00:45:44,784 [Pickles] I'm coming! 974 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,830 Well, would you hurry before someone finds us? 975 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:49,007 Ooh, that tickles. 976 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,704 Oh, okay, what am I gonna do? What are we gonna do? 977 00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,793 What am we gonna do? Okay, let's think here. 978 00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,316 All right, this couch is comfy. 979 00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:58,537 Didn't sleep too well on the old balloon last night. 980 00:45:58,538 --> 00:46:00,582 [Hitpig yawning] 981 00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:03,760 You know, I just, one minute to think what to do. 982 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,327 And, you know, maybe if I close my eyes, 983 00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,547 it'll all come to me. 984 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:12,072 The answers will just come right to me. 985 00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:14,772 [tinkling music] 986 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:19,210 Bertha? 987 00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:20,864 What? 988 00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:22,039 How have you been? 989 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,302 Dead, kid. I've been dead. 990 00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:27,174 Yeah, no, I've been better too. 991 00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:29,873 Oh, no. What's wrong, little buddy? 992 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:31,918 Well, for one thing, someone stole all my money. 993 00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:33,834 Here, try this. 994 00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:36,968 [Hitpig slurping] 995 00:46:37,925 --> 00:46:39,752 And the van got towed. 996 00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,710 You lost your money, your van. 997 00:46:41,711 --> 00:46:43,060 And my catch gun. 998 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,279 Well, at least you haven't lost your way. 999 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,064 Well, I mean, you know, that's the thing. 1000 00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:49,457 I'm supposed to take this elephant back to her owner. 1001 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,285 You know, she's worth a million bucks. 1002 00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:54,245 Wow. Prices have really gone up. 1003 00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:55,333 Yeah, yeah. 1004 00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:57,291 Anyways, she doesn't want to go back. 1005 00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,859 Frankly, I don't blame her. 1006 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,861 But the reward is just so big, I.. 1007 00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,124 We never did this for the reward. 1008 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:06,561 But you said our business was very rewarding. 1009 00:47:06,562 --> 00:47:10,957 Oh, little buddy. Because of all the animals we helped. 1010 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,307 But the last one ate you. 1011 00:47:13,308 --> 00:47:15,875 Yeah, you win some, you lose some. 1012 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:18,269 Hey, little buddy. 1013 00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:20,837 A long time ago I got the call to return 1014 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,101 an escaped piglet to a bacon farm. 1015 00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:28,018 He was so scared and so cute. 1016 00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:32,457 I knew I couldn't return him, so I didn't. 1017 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:35,940 And over time, we became best friends. 1018 00:47:37,071 --> 00:47:41,597 You, Hitpig. You were my greatest reward. 1019 00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:45,209 - Now time to eat. - [Louie screaming] 1020 00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:48,038 Lucky for me, it's only a dream. 1021 00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:49,909 - Wakey-wakey. - Ow! 1022 00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:52,217 We're in a lake-y. 1023 00:47:52,782 --> 00:47:54,740 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. 1024 00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:55,915 What happened? 1025 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,917 Sprung a leaky. 1026 00:47:57,918 --> 00:48:00,878 [tense music] 1027 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,148 [tense music continues] 1028 00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:13,063 Pickles! Pickles, what did you do? 1029 00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:15,326 Got a bathtub stuck to my butt. 1030 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:16,718 Did you have a nice nap? 1031 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,069 Okay, we gotta go up. All right, just swim. 1032 00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:20,679 I thought elephants could swim. 1033 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,725 Not if they don't have a mom to teach them. 1034 00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:26,251 [tense music] 1035 00:48:32,605 --> 00:48:35,824 - [water splashing] - [tense music] 1036 00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:40,743 - [glass thudding] - [tense music] 1037 00:48:42,267 --> 00:48:43,354 [water splashing] 1038 00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:45,487 Okay, can you reach it? 1039 00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:49,186 No. But I think you can. 1040 00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:52,799 What are you doing? No! Come on! 1041 00:48:53,495 --> 00:48:55,410 [tense music] 1042 00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:01,764 Pickles. 1043 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,812 We can do it! You're so close. 1044 00:49:06,813 --> 00:49:08,683 No, no, no, no, no! Pickles. 1045 00:49:08,684 --> 00:49:10,077 Pickles! 1046 00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:13,297 Pickles! 1047 00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:15,387 [somber music] 1048 00:49:23,656 --> 00:49:26,441 [Hitpig gasping] 1049 00:49:28,226 --> 00:49:31,011 [somber music] 1050 00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:41,804 [somber music continues] 1051 00:49:47,071 --> 00:49:49,855 [paper thudding] 1052 00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:52,597 - [glass cracking] - [water spurting] 1053 00:49:52,598 --> 00:49:56,209 - [glass shattering] - [Louie yelling] 1054 00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:58,778 [tense music] 1055 00:50:06,786 --> 00:50:09,222 [water splashing] 1056 00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,704 [somber music] 1057 00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:18,753 Pickles! No! No, no, no, no, no, no. No. 1058 00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:22,323 Pickles, wake up! [coughs] 1059 00:50:26,371 --> 00:50:29,069 [uplifting music] 1060 00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:40,340 Hello, Pickles. Ready to go home? 1061 00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:42,386 Come on now. Up, up. 1062 00:50:42,387 --> 00:50:47,086 Oh, and you, Hitpig. You had me worried there for a moment. 1063 00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,480 I suppose I should deduct some money for the delay 1064 00:50:49,481 --> 00:50:51,612 and change of drop off location. 1065 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:54,311 But I want to support your business, 1066 00:50:54,312 --> 00:50:58,097 returning escaped animals to their owners. 1067 00:50:58,098 --> 00:51:00,621 [money fluttering] 1068 00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:03,537 What? No, no, no, no, no. 1069 00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:06,714 He's not returning me to you. He's my friend! 1070 00:51:06,715 --> 00:51:09,892 You're my friend, right? 1071 00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:14,026 Yes. Yes, no, now I am. 1072 00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:16,508 I mean now I want to be. 1073 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:24,732 I wasn't bringing you home to India. 1074 00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:28,520 I was bringing you to, well, to him. 1075 00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:31,739 Let's go, Pickles. 1076 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:35,482 Our show launches in less than four hours. 1077 00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:37,658 Deals off, Leapin' Lord. 1078 00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,138 Take your money back. 1079 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,662 Her home is in India, not in Vegas. 1080 00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:43,577 And certainly not with you. 1081 00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:46,145 I'm not going with either of you. 1082 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:48,539 You'll get in your cage right now. 1083 00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:49,757 - [Pickles gasping] - Stop! 1084 00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:51,759 Get your hands off her! 1085 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,849 Fluffy, a little help, please. 1086 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,460 [door opening] 1087 00:51:56,461 --> 00:51:58,375 - [tense music] - [Pickles gasping] 1088 00:51:58,376 --> 00:51:59,464 Oh. 1089 00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:04,730 - Fluffy's a croc! - [crocodile growling] 1090 00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:09,169 [Hitpig whimpering] 1091 00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:13,781 Well, that was easy. 1092 00:52:13,782 --> 00:52:17,568 Fluffy, teach pickles a lesson. 1093 00:52:17,569 --> 00:52:20,572 - [crocodile snapping] - [Pickles yelping] 1094 00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:26,185 - [tense music] - [Pickles crying] 1095 00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:27,186 [door shutting] 1096 00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:29,449 Don't ever run away again! 1097 00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:33,279 - Come on, Fluffy. - [Pickles crying] 1098 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,325 [engine revving] 1099 00:52:35,326 --> 00:52:38,198 [tense music] 1100 00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:50,340 [hand slapping] 1101 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,689 Ow! 1102 00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:52,864 - That's enough! - I think not. 1103 00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:53,908 - [hand slapping] - [Hitpig yelping] 1104 00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:55,693 That last slap felt good. 1105 00:52:55,694 --> 00:52:59,087 You did all that for a salad? 1106 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,829 This lettuce don't even taste good! 1107 00:53:01,830 --> 00:53:03,440 Okay, look, you were right, I was wrong. 1108 00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:05,877 - Where's Pickles? - The Leaping Lord took her. 1109 00:53:05,878 --> 00:53:07,139 He abuses her! 1110 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,185 I know. And I need to save her. 1111 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:12,971 Really? Looks like you handed her over and got paid. 1112 00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,015 It's not like that, okay? 1113 00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:15,234 I tried to stop him, but... 1114 00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:16,409 Give me my van. 1115 00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:19,020 - We're going with you. - Who's we? 1116 00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:22,110 Say hello to my little friends. 1117 00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:24,461 Surprise, swine! 1118 00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:26,071 Hitpig. 1119 00:53:26,072 --> 00:53:27,942 Couldn't help it. Had to free them, too. 1120 00:53:27,943 --> 00:53:30,858 Brazilian chicks rock! 1121 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:35,254 I'm gonna drop kick your ham hocks, bounty hunter. 1122 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:37,474 [Hitpig yelling] 1123 00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,563 You know what? I probably deserved that. 1124 00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:41,217 Take that! Hiya! 1125 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,088 Ow. Okay, are you done? 1126 00:53:43,089 --> 00:53:44,350 Got it outta your system now? 1127 00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:46,352 No, no, no, no. Not that. Not, no. 1128 00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:48,093 That, I don't deserve. 1129 00:53:48,094 --> 00:53:51,096 When I said get it out of your system, I didn't mean that. 1130 00:53:51,097 --> 00:53:54,055 That's not even just, he tried to boil me alive. 1131 00:53:54,056 --> 00:53:55,274 Ow! 1132 00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:57,537 By the way, my favorite food is bacon. 1133 00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:58,799 Are we even yet? 1134 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,107 Not even close. 1135 00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:03,848 But we feel a lot better. 1136 00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:05,153 Shall we go get Pickles? 1137 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:08,200 Yeah. Let's go rescue an elephant. 1138 00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:09,593 Let's roll. 1139 00:54:09,594 --> 00:54:12,160 You better not mean lobster roll, sister. 1140 00:54:12,161 --> 00:54:14,293 I like this sassy crustacean. 1141 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,903 [Hitpig] Move over. I'm driving. 1142 00:54:15,904 --> 00:54:18,166 [Polecat] You got a plan, pork chop? 1143 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:21,561 That depends. How do you define plan? 1144 00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:23,607 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 1145 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,697 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 1146 00:54:26,698 --> 00:54:27,741 ♪ Get down 1147 00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:29,874 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 1148 00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:32,050 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 1149 00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:34,705 Look at that crowd, Fluffy! 1150 00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:37,143 Clamoring to see me! 1151 00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:40,624 Yes, I know I'm paying them a hundred bucks each, 1152 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:44,280 plus a glow stick, but a crowd's a crowd. 1153 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:47,152 Fluffy, the show is about to start 1154 00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:51,199 and you forgot to comb your eyebrows, again. 1155 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:55,683 Oh, nevermind. Tonight we soar! 1156 00:54:57,816 --> 00:55:00,426 All right. And that is why Taylor Swift 1157 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,080 would be a great president. 1158 00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,692 Now anybody got any ideas how to save Pickles? 1159 00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:07,868 I'm just joking, no. Using a combination 1160 00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:10,175 of intelligence, counterintelligence, 1161 00:55:10,176 --> 00:55:12,133 and counter counterintelligence, 1162 00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:14,179 we will have acquired our target. 1163 00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:15,876 Oh whoa, and to make matters worse, 1164 00:55:15,877 --> 00:55:18,749 there's a crocodile and he's gonna try and eat all of us. 1165 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,011 He might even get one of us. 1166 00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:21,926 Crocodiles? I thought little pigs 1167 00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:23,754 and was scared of big bad wolves. 1168 00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:25,799 Okay, first off, I'm not a little pig. 1169 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,497 I'm a perfectly average sized pig. 1170 00:55:27,498 --> 00:55:30,326 Secondly, the three little pigs were not 1171 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,675 scared of the big bad wolf, okay? 1172 00:55:31,676 --> 00:55:33,416 Remember the tune? That was their whole thing. 1173 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,809 They didn't even know who's afraid of the big bad wolf. 1174 00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:38,899 Well, it just seems like a lot of work to nab a pickle. 1175 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,205 Not a pickle. 1176 00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:41,511 Pickles the elephant. 1177 00:55:41,512 --> 00:55:43,251 Oh, we going to need a better team. 1178 00:55:43,252 --> 00:55:45,079 No offense, losers. 1179 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,560 - I already called for backup. - Who? 1180 00:55:47,561 --> 00:55:49,606 Take a look up in the sky. 1181 00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:51,129 Is that a bird? 1182 00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,392 Is that a cat? 1183 00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:55,133 [rooster laughing] 1184 00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:57,048 Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. 1185 00:55:57,049 --> 00:55:59,224 It's Super Rooster! 1186 00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:02,706 Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 1187 00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:04,403 [body thudding] 1188 00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:07,232 A super cock-a-doodley-doo to you. 1189 00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:09,539 And you and you. 1190 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:12,759 - Super Rooster! - [all cheering] 1191 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,153 Well, you know, I'm not really a hero. 1192 00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:16,589 I just play one in cartoons. 1193 00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:19,026 But the producers have permanently sewn 1194 00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:23,684 the suit to my body, so I get to fly around whenever I want. 1195 00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,816 Thank you for coming. 1196 00:56:25,817 --> 00:56:27,426 And look, I gotta just get this outta the way. 1197 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,819 I'm your biggest fan. You know, "Nuggets of Glory." 1198 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:30,647 Oh, for me, honestly, your best work. 1199 00:56:30,648 --> 00:56:32,562 No need to thank me. 1200 00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:36,827 I gotta say, if this is really about saving an elephant, 1201 00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:38,568 eh, I'm in. 1202 00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:41,309 Plus, you know, you said something about a million bucks. 1203 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:43,877 You're giving him all your money? 1204 00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:46,184 Well, not all of it, no. Louie ate a bunch of it. 1205 00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:47,881 I think he thinks it's salad. 1206 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,796 I've never been more regular. 1207 00:56:49,797 --> 00:56:53,365 I'll take almost any amount at this point. 1208 00:56:53,366 --> 00:56:56,890 You know, my third wife ran off with a penguin. 1209 00:56:56,891 --> 00:56:58,457 You know, he's a sharp dresser, I must say, 1210 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:01,765 but the whole split has cost me a bundle! 1211 00:57:01,766 --> 00:57:04,463 Anyways, should we get the autographs outta the way, huh? 1212 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:05,334 Thanks, mate. 1213 00:57:05,335 --> 00:57:06,770 Can I touch your wattle? 1214 00:57:06,771 --> 00:57:09,337 All right guys, come on. Focus on the plan. 1215 00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:12,297 But could you sign one more? It's to my nephew. 1216 00:57:12,298 --> 00:57:13,341 Yeah, what's his name? 1217 00:57:13,342 --> 00:57:16,823 My, his name, yeah. Hitpig. 1218 00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,695 All right. What's the plan? 1219 00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:19,913 We're winging it. Let's go! 1220 00:57:19,914 --> 00:57:21,306 Time to kick butt! 1221 00:57:21,307 --> 00:57:22,699 We're outta here! 1222 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,831 Let's cock-a-doodley-doo! 1223 00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:28,269 [engine revving] 1224 00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:33,100 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your minds blown. 1225 00:57:33,101 --> 00:57:36,713 Blown like they have never been blown before. 1226 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:41,587 And now let the mind blowing begin! 1227 00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:45,156 Hello, dance fans! 1228 00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:47,463 [audience cheering] 1229 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:50,683 The Leapin' Lord welcomes you. 1230 00:57:50,684 --> 00:57:55,514 It's the moment I've been waiting for. 1231 00:57:55,515 --> 00:58:00,606 - [air whooshing] - [rock music] 1232 00:58:00,607 --> 00:58:02,609 We're coming for you, Pickles! 1233 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:05,481 [rock music] 1234 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,309 [gate slamming] 1235 00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:09,136 Is this part of the plan? 1236 00:58:09,137 --> 00:58:10,660 Why would a theater have steel doors? 1237 00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:13,184 Well, mission not accomplished. 1238 00:58:13,185 --> 00:58:15,882 [clock ticking] 1239 00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:17,318 Countdown? 1240 00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:18,798 [Leapin' Lord] Our show launches 1241 00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:20,757 in less than four hours. 1242 00:58:20,758 --> 00:58:23,890 Soar to heights never before soared. 1243 00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:26,850 A guaranteed blast. 1244 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:29,635 It's going to rocket me to stardom. 1245 00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:32,204 - Oh, no. - [clock ticking] 1246 00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:36,121 Fasten your seatbelts! 1247 00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:39,036 [crowd gasping] 1248 00:58:39,037 --> 00:58:42,169 [suspenseful music] 1249 00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:46,653 This show is going to be out of this world! 1250 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,742 - Ten! - [doors slamming] 1251 00:58:49,743 --> 00:58:52,179 - Nine! - [crowd gasping] 1252 00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,833 Eight! 1253 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:54,878 Seven! 1254 00:58:54,879 --> 00:58:56,923 Six! 1255 00:58:56,924 --> 00:58:58,882 This isn't a theater, it's a rocket. 1256 00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:00,274 Say what? 1257 00:59:00,275 --> 00:59:03,191 He's totally nuts! Run! 1258 00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:06,411 Five, four, three, two, one. 1259 00:59:06,412 --> 00:59:08,892 [device beeping] Blast off! 1260 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:11,852 [suspenseful music] 1261 00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:22,776 [suspenseful music continues] 1262 00:59:27,389 --> 00:59:30,566 They're all gonna die! 1263 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,741 Not on my watch. 1264 00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:34,134 And how do we stop a rocket? 1265 00:59:34,135 --> 00:59:35,396 [Artificial Voice] Rocket systems engage. 1266 00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:37,442 Why did I have to ask? 1267 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:39,400 [Hitpig] You might wanna hold on. 1268 00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:41,315 [dramatic music] 1269 00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:44,102 [all yelling] 1270 00:59:45,190 --> 00:59:46,407 [crowd yelling] 1271 00:59:46,408 --> 00:59:48,758 [laughs] This is great. 1272 00:59:48,759 --> 00:59:51,544 [ominous music] 1273 00:59:54,634 --> 00:59:56,679 - I need more power! - On it! 1274 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,464 This is why I get paid the big bucks, baby. 1275 00:59:59,465 --> 01:00:02,076 [dramatic music] 1276 01:00:05,645 --> 01:00:09,039 Cock-a-doodley-doo! 1277 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,564 [Leapin' Lord laughing] 1278 01:00:12,565 --> 01:00:15,219 I'll soar! I'll fly! 1279 01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,873 I'll glide. 1280 01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:19,440 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 1281 01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:22,792 I'll give gravity what it's given me! 1282 01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:27,144 - Contempt. - [rocket launching] 1283 01:00:27,145 --> 01:00:29,581 [Leapin' Lord yelling] 1284 01:00:29,582 --> 01:00:32,149 [dramatic music] 1285 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:35,108 [Artificial Voice] Warning, critical power loss. 1286 01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:36,240 We're losing them! 1287 01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:38,198 The catch van's boosters failed. 1288 01:00:38,199 --> 01:00:39,591 Okay, okay! 1289 01:00:39,592 --> 01:00:43,464 Step aside, people. It's my time to shine. 1290 01:00:43,465 --> 01:00:45,337 A tube, please. 1291 01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:49,950 Now hand me that chimichanga. 1292 01:00:52,083 --> 01:00:53,736 [stomach gurgling] 1293 01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:55,955 Fire in the hole! 1294 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,480 [polecat farting] 1295 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,832 [van speeding] 1296 01:01:05,531 --> 01:01:07,707 [triumphant music] 1297 01:01:15,410 --> 01:01:17,498 [rocket screeching] 1298 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:19,893 [upbeat music] 1299 01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:29,294 Oh, goody! 1300 01:01:29,294 --> 01:01:30,251 It's starting! 1301 01:01:30,252 --> 01:01:33,079 ♪ From the floors of Tokyo 1302 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,733 Back off, Fluffy. 1303 01:01:34,734 --> 01:01:38,085 This is my special moment. 1304 01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:40,913 The Leapin' Lord of the Leotard 1305 01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:43,655 and Pickles the Dancing Elephant 1306 01:01:43,656 --> 01:01:49,443 will be the greatest show off Earth! 1307 01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,054 ♪ I'm dancing with myself 1308 01:01:51,055 --> 01:01:52,751 - Hit the gas! - 10-4, good buddy. 1309 01:01:52,752 --> 01:01:55,014 [rocket launching] 1310 01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:57,495 ♪ Dancing with myself 1311 01:01:57,496 --> 01:02:00,019 ♪ Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 1312 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,978 ♪ When I'm dancing with myself 1313 01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:04,721 - It's showtime! - [crocodile snapping] 1314 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:08,419 ♪ All over the world 1315 01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,856 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 1316 01:02:10,857 --> 01:02:13,119 ♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 1317 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,035 Oh, Pickles! 1318 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:19,735 [crowd gasping] 1319 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,911 ♪ It'll give me time to think 1320 01:02:21,912 --> 01:02:26,133 ♪ If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 1321 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,748 ♪ Oh, oh 1322 01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,447 [Leapin' Lord exclaiming] 1323 01:02:37,928 --> 01:02:41,105 - [crocodile snapping] - [Pickles gasping] 1324 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:44,325 [upbeat music] 1325 01:02:51,506 --> 01:02:53,770 [Hitpig] Almost there. Just gimme a little squeak. 1326 01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:58,731 [Leapin' Lord laughing] 1327 01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:03,127 Are you ready for my destiny, Pickles? 1328 01:03:07,479 --> 01:03:09,349 I'm leaping! 1329 01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:11,134 [tense music] 1330 01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:12,396 [Pickles gasping] 1331 01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:15,312 [tense music] 1332 01:03:15,313 --> 01:03:17,967 He came back for me. 1333 01:03:17,968 --> 01:03:21,013 Catch me! [yelps] 1334 01:03:21,014 --> 01:03:22,580 [crowd gasping] 1335 01:03:22,581 --> 01:03:23,973 - [Leapin' Lord growling] - [dogs yipping] 1336 01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:26,063 Get back here, Pickles! 1337 01:03:27,151 --> 01:03:29,675 - Hitpig! - [tense music] 1338 01:03:30,545 --> 01:03:31,850 - [device beeping] - Now what? 1339 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:32,938 [Artificial Voice] My sensors detect 1340 01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,897 their oxygen levels dropping 1341 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,855 and I don't see a way for them to return 1342 01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:38,422 to Earth on their own. 1343 01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:39,902 Can we push 'em back? 1344 01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,642 [Artificial Voice] Not without smashing into Earth. 1345 01:03:41,643 --> 01:03:44,297 We need a parachute. Grab whatever fabric you can find. 1346 01:03:44,298 --> 01:03:47,344 Curtains, costumes, even underwear. 1347 01:03:47,345 --> 01:03:48,736 That ain't new territory from me. 1348 01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:50,826 Oh, how exciting. 1349 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:54,003 Feel like pulled pork for dinner, Fluffy? 1350 01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:57,007 Then go get that pig. 1351 01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:02,925 We need to divide and conquer. Can you fly around the outside, 1352 01:04:02,926 --> 01:04:05,231 see how we might be able to pull these people back? 1353 01:04:05,232 --> 01:04:06,755 Can do! 1354 01:04:08,366 --> 01:04:10,889 - Ah-ah-ah-ah. - [Pickles yelling] 1355 01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:12,804 I'll keep control of the catch van. 1356 01:04:12,805 --> 01:04:14,327 Okay guys, let's save Pickles 1357 01:04:14,328 --> 01:04:16,460 and everyone in that theater! 1358 01:04:16,461 --> 01:04:17,461 Aye aye, Captain! 1359 01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:19,071 - Roger, roger. - Over and out. 1360 01:04:19,072 --> 01:04:20,812 - [air whooshing] - [Hitpig] Really? 1361 01:04:20,813 --> 01:04:22,902 [dramatic music] 1362 01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:27,123 [crocodile growling] 1363 01:04:27,124 --> 01:04:28,472 Hitpig! [yelps] 1364 01:04:28,473 --> 01:04:30,996 Go help Pickles, now! 1365 01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:32,693 [Pickles gasping] 1366 01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:35,392 I've fought bigger lizards than you in the Outback. 1367 01:04:35,393 --> 01:04:38,526 - Come at me! - [crocodile snapping] 1368 01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:40,919 You came back. 1369 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,312 I'm so sorry, Pickles. 1370 01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:43,966 I should have told you the truth. 1371 01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:45,532 Can you forgive me? 1372 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:47,273 What are friends for? 1373 01:04:47,274 --> 01:04:49,972 You're ruining everything, Hitpig! 1374 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,582 I'm ruining everything? 1375 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,975 You're going to get us all killed! 1376 01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:55,368 I'm actually trying to unruin everything. 1377 01:04:55,369 --> 01:04:58,937 I'm giving them the greatest show off Earth! 1378 01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:00,808 - [crowd cheering] - Yeah, but you don't have 1379 01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:02,549 a way to bring 'em back to Earth! 1380 01:05:02,550 --> 01:05:03,855 [crowd gasping] 1381 01:05:03,856 --> 01:05:05,248 Well, I can't think of everything! 1382 01:05:05,249 --> 01:05:08,512 Do you know how hard it was just to do all this? 1383 01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:10,731 - [Leapin' Lord grunting] - Ding ding! 1384 01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:14,039 In the left ring we have the croc versus a koala. 1385 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,912 Common sense says koala's gonna die! 1386 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,348 - [crocodile snapping] - [hand slapping] 1387 01:05:18,349 --> 01:05:22,091 Do you think this is scripted or all improv? 1388 01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:26,008 In the right ring, we have a pig versus a lunatic! 1389 01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:29,620 - [bell dinging] - [crowd cheering] 1390 01:05:29,621 --> 01:05:30,795 - [tail slapping] - [koala grunting] 1391 01:05:30,796 --> 01:05:32,493 [Leapin' Lord grunting] 1392 01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:37,584 Now even the lack of gravity mocks me. 1393 01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:41,153 Come at me, you toothy turd! [grunts] 1394 01:05:41,154 --> 01:05:44,026 [bodies thudding] 1395 01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:46,202 - Watch out, Hitpig! - [crocodile growling] 1396 01:05:46,203 --> 01:05:48,945 This is for Bertha! 1397 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:52,339 Consider yourself hit. 1398 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:56,690 Oh, no. 1399 01:05:56,691 --> 01:05:58,910 - [body thudding] - [Leticia yelling] 1400 01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:01,696 - [rooster yelping] - [Leapin' Lord yelling] 1401 01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:09,269 [Leapin' Lord yelling] 1402 01:06:10,357 --> 01:06:12,142 [crowd cheering] 1403 01:06:13,621 --> 01:06:16,797 I never cut corners on costumes. 1404 01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:20,062 The audience is applauding my exit, Fluffy. 1405 01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:23,805 - I can still hear them. - [chuckles] 1406 01:06:24,589 --> 01:06:27,461 [Louie yelling] 1407 01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:29,507 Whoa! 1408 01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:32,684 Pickles! 1409 01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:37,428 [Louie yelling] 1410 01:06:39,299 --> 01:06:42,041 - [fabric snapping] - [Hitpig yelling] 1411 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:46,089 Right! 1412 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:50,528 [fabric stretching] 1413 01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:12,549 Like we're made for each other. 1414 01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,769 A perfect fit. 1415 01:07:15,553 --> 01:07:18,121 [gentle music] 1416 01:07:20,732 --> 01:07:23,081 [Pickles squeaking] 1417 01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:25,650 [gentle music] 1418 01:07:31,177 --> 01:07:33,745 [koala grunting] 1419 01:07:35,312 --> 01:07:37,748 [dramatic music] 1420 01:07:37,749 --> 01:07:39,750 A super cock-a-doodley-doo! 1421 01:07:39,751 --> 01:07:42,841 - I'm coming for you! - [dramatic music] 1422 01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:49,629 [koala grunting] 1423 01:07:49,630 --> 01:07:54,721 - [fabric snapping] - [door closing] 1424 01:07:54,722 --> 01:07:57,247 [Hitpig groaning] 1425 01:07:58,161 --> 01:07:59,075 Hi, Hitpig. 1426 01:07:59,076 --> 01:08:00,685 How you doing, pig? 1427 01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:03,556 [chuckles] And I thought you just 1428 01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:05,906 played a superhero on TV. 1429 01:08:05,907 --> 01:08:07,299 You really are one. 1430 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,215 Aw, shucks. 1431 01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:16,656 [gasps] You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! 1432 01:08:16,657 --> 01:08:18,180 [crowd cheering] 1433 01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:20,138 What do you say we get everybody back to Earth now? 1434 01:08:20,139 --> 01:08:22,880 [crowd cheering] 1435 01:08:22,881 --> 01:08:24,186 I need more horsepower! 1436 01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:27,103 I need more chimichangas! 1437 01:08:28,669 --> 01:08:32,803 - [polecat farting] - [jets firing] 1438 01:08:32,804 --> 01:08:34,675 [tense music] 1439 01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:38,374 [Artificial Voice] Approaching Earth's atmosphere. 1440 01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:41,072 [tense music] 1441 01:08:41,073 --> 01:08:43,770 [crowd shouting] 1442 01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:45,294 We're coming in too fast. 1443 01:08:45,295 --> 01:08:48,427 Panties, jock straps, boxers, just send them on over! 1444 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:49,516 Come on! 1445 01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:52,692 [Artificial Voice] This is going to hurt. 1446 01:08:52,693 --> 01:08:54,608 [polecat grunting] 1447 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:01,571 - [jets sputtering] - [tense music] 1448 01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:05,531 - [Pickles squealing] - [crowd yelling] 1449 01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:10,057 Warning, impact imminent. Well, it was nice knowing you. 1450 01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,972 Deploy the parachute. 1451 01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:14,497 [parachute whooshing] 1452 01:09:14,498 --> 01:09:16,804 [gentle music] 1453 01:09:26,858 --> 01:09:29,861 - [air whooshing] - Whoa. 1454 01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:33,386 [crowd gasping] 1455 01:09:34,387 --> 01:09:37,216 [crowd cheering] 1456 01:09:43,614 --> 01:09:46,486 [crowd cheering] 1457 01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:52,100 [Audience Member] Can I get my thong back? 1458 01:09:57,454 --> 01:10:00,196 [phone beeping] 1459 01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:06,810 Well, I guess it's time to all go home, huh? 1460 01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:09,856 I'm heading to Australia if you wanna ride with me, koala. 1461 01:10:09,857 --> 01:10:12,076 Yeah, great. I'll show you my digs. 1462 01:10:12,077 --> 01:10:14,513 Throw some eucalyptus on the Barbie. 1463 01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,777 I'm going to introduce polecat to some Hollywood agents. 1464 01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:20,345 He's a star if I've ever seen one. 1465 01:10:20,346 --> 01:10:22,739 [polecat laughing] 1466 01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:24,262 Thank you. 1467 01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:28,135 Oh, I'm staying here. We're in Vegas, baby! 1468 01:10:28,136 --> 01:10:30,574 And I got me a date! 1469 01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:34,272 Well, everyone loves my hard body. 1470 01:10:34,273 --> 01:10:35,752 [all laughing] 1471 01:10:35,753 --> 01:10:37,319 You sure you want these poodles? 1472 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,931 - If they want me. - [dogs barking] 1473 01:10:40,932 --> 01:10:43,977 Pickles, may I take you home to India? 1474 01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:46,720 Yes. Yes, you may. 1475 01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:50,158 [uplifting music] 1476 01:10:57,340 --> 01:11:00,038 [gentle music] 1477 01:11:06,871 --> 01:11:10,266 [gentle music continues] 1478 01:11:16,837 --> 01:11:20,101 [gentle music continues] 1479 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,583 [festive music] 1480 01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:25,889 Frittata! 1481 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:27,674 Omelet coming up! 1482 01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:31,155 [child speaking foreign language] 1483 01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:32,591 [speaks foreign language] Of course. 1484 01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:33,679 [child speaking foreign language] 1485 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,551 Oh, we got a wise guy here. 1486 01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:38,554 Hey, look kid, no bacon ever. Capiche? 1487 01:11:38,555 --> 01:11:40,339 Ciao, Hitpig. 1488 01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:47,999 Surprise! 1489 01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:56,093 So, how you doing? 1490 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:58,530 Living the dream. [chuckles] 1491 01:11:58,531 --> 01:12:00,053 How was India? 1492 01:12:00,054 --> 01:12:04,362 Beautiful. But I couldn't find a family there 1493 01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,233 quite like our friends. 1494 01:12:06,234 --> 01:12:10,891 Yeah. Yeah, I guess friends are the family we choose. 1495 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,939 So what's it like living the omelet dream? 1496 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,419 Is it all it's cracked up to be? 1497 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,898 Yeah, you know, it pays the bills 1498 01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:20,073 for an even bigger dream. 1499 01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:21,554 - Really? - Yeah. 1500 01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:25,514 See, on weekends we do some volunteer work. 1501 01:12:25,515 --> 01:12:27,298 - We? - [horn honking] 1502 01:12:27,299 --> 01:12:30,170 - [rock music] - How was Indiana? 1503 01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:31,520 Hey, everyone, hi! 1504 01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:33,522 You got room for one more on that thing? 1505 01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:35,001 You bet we do. 1506 01:12:35,002 --> 01:12:36,917 Lower the tub! 1507 01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:39,442 I love a family outing. 1508 01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:44,360 ♪ Born to be wild 1509 01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:49,842 So if you're a kitty who's left the city 1510 01:12:49,843 --> 01:12:51,409 or a moose on the loose 1511 01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,977 or a cow that said ciao, call us. 1512 01:12:53,978 --> 01:12:57,067 Your happiness is our reward. 1513 01:12:57,068 --> 01:13:00,593 ♪ Born to be wild 1514 01:13:02,595 --> 01:13:05,249 Ooh, I'm feeling a little bit toasty here. 1515 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,294 How about you, Fluffy? 1516 01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:09,994 Son of a sun! 1517 01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:12,256 And scene. 1518 01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:15,172 [sun sizzling] 1519 01:13:15,173 --> 01:13:19,569 ♪ Born to be wild 1520 01:13:21,309 --> 01:13:26,358 ♪ Born to be wild 1521 01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:31,318 ♪ Get your motor running 1522 01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:34,278 ♪ Head out on the highway 1523 01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:37,455 ♪ Looking for adventure 1524 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:40,024 ♪ And whatever comes our way 1525 01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:44,854 ♪ Yeah, gotta go and make it happen ♪ 1526 01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:48,379 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1527 01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:52,165 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1528 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,733 ♪ Explode into space 1529 01:13:54,734 --> 01:13:56,649 ♪ I like smoke and lightning 1530 01:13:57,563 --> 01:14:01,131 ♪ Heavy metal thunder 1531 01:14:01,132 --> 01:14:03,699 ♪ Racing with the wind 1532 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:08,181 ♪ And the feeling that I'm under ♪ 1533 01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:11,924 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1534 01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:14,579 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1535 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:18,191 ♪ Fire all of your guns at once and ♪ 1536 01:14:18,192 --> 01:14:20,455 ♪ Explode into space 1537 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,980 ♪ Like a true nature's child 1538 01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:26,940 ♪ We were born, born to be wild ♪ 1539 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:29,812 ♪ We can climb so high ♪ 1540 01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:33,338 ♪ And never wanna die 1541 01:14:34,426 --> 01:14:37,647 ♪ Born to be wild 1542 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:44,392 ♪ Born to be wild 1543 01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:50,615 ♪ Get your motor running 1544 01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:53,705 ♪ Head out on the highway 1545 01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:57,056 ♪ Looking for adventure 1546 01:14:57,057 --> 01:15:01,278 ♪ And whatever comes our way 1547 01:15:01,279 --> 01:15:04,586 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1548 01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:07,545 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1549 01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:10,940 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1550 01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:14,117 ♪ Explode into space 1551 01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:17,904 ♪ Born to be wild 1552 01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:24,345 ♪ Born to be wild 1553 01:15:27,218 --> 01:15:30,874 ♪ Born to be wild 1554 01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:36,923 ♪ Born to be wild 1555 01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:44,148 [upbeat music] 1556 01:15:46,846 --> 01:15:48,934 [Dancer] As queen of the elephants, it is I 1557 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:51,589 who wears the pants, so as your queen, 1558 01:15:51,590 --> 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