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《大人》
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真狠, 一生人我和萬二元這個數字
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都很有淵源, 聽我媽媽說
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我出生那年, 我爸爸中了一條冷卷
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派了一萬二元, 那一次就是我第一次
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和這個數字扯上關係
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之後這個數字就纏繞了我大半生
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這場又是五十元派萬二元
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今天真是很理睬, 九二三四
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5、6、7、8、9、10
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哇,真的…每10元長長我都收萬元
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這人真的收手很遠
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好…
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不過我就知道我和12000元這個數字
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是很有緣分的
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所以從我學會賭買的時候開始
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無論我投注甚麼採持也好
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那個賠率我都要分到12000元
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我才肯賣的, 我就是這麼厲害的
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買十次我中十次, 真是不我這麼夠硬
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各位觀眾, 不看我拿著英文報紙
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就知道我是上等人了
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其實不說過你也不知道
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我以前的英文真的很難使用
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不過也是因為這個原故
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所以我就認識了萬二元姐姐了
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為甚麼叫萬二元姐姐?
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這個故事是這樣的, 大概在十九幾年前…
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陳志豪, 你在哪裡?聰明一點吧
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你試試淺Sir, 你不知一塵頭皮
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神高神大, 只讀小學四條花
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你十八歲了, 以由自理會
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我教育過科英文
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竟然可以串出四十八個字母出來
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而且有二十二個字母是自己原創的
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是一十八糟糕的
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你想怎麼樣?小Sir, 我再這樣
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你不是又想要我留班吧?
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原來今年十八歲出交模
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我真的要給你和小孩笑
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我不可以再留下班了, 別人當我怪物了
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我自在打開那個話題
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其實想和你當日草爺那麼多
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買一本老爺車看
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原來分道主任, 駕駕地, 沒問題
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不過有需要一起去看 好…
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那就走吧 好…
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我當年是由錢Sir口中得知
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原來在嘉年威老道
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還有鬼佬出賣鋼書買的
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不看游自豪,真的比老爺車好
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不過就在這一刻,我開始意識到
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原來我不懂英文簡直是一種恥辱
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所以我發誓,我一定要懂英文
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今天教你英文,跟著我讀 是
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一… 就是一… 一…
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拖,即是2… 拖,2…
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呼你…即是3… 呼你…3
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是,很棒
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4… 即是4… 4
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5… 沒錯
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即是5嗎? 6… 6…
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七、七、七、對…
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英 英 即是白 白
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Nime 搞
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Lime 呢
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甚麼…
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9、9…
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吞…十…
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吞…是正的…
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你這個臭小子,經常說一些壞事
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對不起,老師
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是時候教你的神人英語了
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是甚麼神人英語 聽著
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「鈴」
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「鈴」
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「鈴」是中數,所以叫「鈴鈴」
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Pam… 對了,你很聰明
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對,我很聰明,還有沒有?
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Pam… 對了,Pam是有兩題的
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所以叫Pam…
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Pan Pan,是嗎?老師?
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對,聰明兒子
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對,我真的會很聰明
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老師,還有嗎
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有
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Camp…
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Gap是一媽媽的,所以叫GapGap
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GapGap? 是
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我很想吃的英文怎麼說
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吃嗎?Dap…
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對 老師,我現在想…
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Dap,Linin,Dap,Papé
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還有Dap,GapGap
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我看你了嗎?
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來吧,親愛我
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我已經親愛我了
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親愛我了
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親愛我了
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是我的名字,是我的名字
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是的,是的
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好… 啊
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我去吧 这就是我的义 来吧 来吧 来吧 来吧 来吧
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Come on, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, kiss me, baby. Oh.
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好,好,好,
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哦!哦,哦!
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啊
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啊啊
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我好看
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哦!呀!
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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔
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好,好,好,好.
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好,我走
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是
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我去看
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我去死了
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好,好,
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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我來吧
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好,來吧,來
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好,爹
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好,來吧,好,來
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不要…
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔
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我可以了嗎?
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你得了…你得
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不要…不要…不要…
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來…
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我看了
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我手上不懂你了嗎?
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快點吧,快點吧,快
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好,我去救你吧.
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終於你還會和我阿摩
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想不到補習都能吃到好東西
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剛才那就是我經常說的12000元姐姐
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想當年我爸爸說每一個月給12000元
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他請他回來幫我補習的
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不貴吧?當然不貴
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因為有時候他也幫我爸爸補習
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後來不知道為什麼,我媽媽就無線白線插了她,我以為跟馬憲蚊姐姐的感情就這樣玩完了,小想不到,三年左右,我開了我人生第一間公司,石頭老闆的滋味,想不到這刻意外的收穫。
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不要誤會, 我們的有錢人很少進公司的
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不過不進有錢, 一進就大開眼界了
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原來窮人, 我們的事又黑又大又大又很死肉酸的
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不要說了… 還是說回正義吧
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就是因為這間小公司的故故
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竟然被我撞回萬二元姐姐
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一輩子都想不到, 她竟然做了我秘書
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可能是我個人大了, 英俊了, 英俊了
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他竟然認不出我,以為發達了
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有女生球也沒有我大
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哇 毛毛
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這個挺可愛的
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我都說過大個你
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太多了
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我去找你了
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我去找你吧
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啊
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啊
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啊
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啊
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嗯?
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你…
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啊
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我去哪里了
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我会不会有事的事
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妈妈 妈妈 妈妈
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好啊
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喂,大王,你去吧
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老闆…
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你這個人彎,還不讓我捉到你辦公室字幕?
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我已經很久了,我已經看了你了
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不用了,你不是開會嗎?
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是,我剛剛開完會
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不過你有些好東西送給你的
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看你這麼懂得做
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你看看
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好… 甚麼?這是甚麼
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是不是很大顆呢?
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對,很大支東西
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玩過了嗎?沒有玩過嗎?我教你玩吧
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好
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坐下來吧,不用怕,又沒有人
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幫我脫衣服
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所以說整個靈肥書一定有的,所以…
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乖,放在哪兒?
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你看看,哎呀!
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蛤? 會動的? 是呀
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先坐
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我長這麼大,我第一次在家裡放大房子
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是嗎?那…你再給我一大小的東西,你摸一下吧
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走吧
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謝謝你,怕吧,天啊,會有的
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很大啊
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他大一點, 還是我大一點?
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老闆大一點
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懂得說話吧?
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想勵你, 就加你兩條人金嗎?
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真的嗎? 謝謝老闆
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你比較舒服, 我覺得還可以加的
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真的嗎? 對, 老闆
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好啊
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老闆, 你真的很厲害
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是嗎?
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我昨天才跟蛇仔說你有沒有33個? 這種飯? 哇你一定過34個! 哈哈哈! 熱身好像是去... 自己的呀!
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好極, 不行, 我不睡 可不可以, 別睡了, 可不可以, 你別這樣吧? 是呀, 好可愛呀!
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00:38:32,639 --> 00:38:39,639
你剛才的表情不見了, 不知道是甚麼表情呀?
207
00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:42,639
你這麼陶醉,你現在不陶醉嗎?
208
00:38:43,639 --> 00:38:47,639
說不定我又加了你薪金嗎?
209
00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:57,639
真是想著不上幾書
210
00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:00,639
倒網一定不會輸
211
00:39:02,639 --> 00:39:04,639
你吃老闆,贏了錢
212
00:39:04,639 --> 00:39:05,639
好
213
00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:07,639
好, 走吧
214
00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:21,799
這個, 為什麼這麼…這麼濕?
215
00:39:24,359 --> 00:39:26,359
我把你壓住了, 壓住了
216
00:39:38,359 --> 00:39:42,359
坐上去, 或是整身你的腰, 坐上去
217
00:39:42,359 --> 00:39:44,359
是呀, 是呀
218
00:40:12,359 --> 00:40:14,359
我去拿牠的牠子
219
00:40:32,359 --> 00:40:34,359
我生了
220
00:40:34,359 --> 00:41:04,359
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
221
00:41:04,359 --> 00:41:30,359
不知道是否是你逢空 但你真的用空扮手了
222
00:41:34,359 --> 00:42:04,359
啊 啊 啊
223
00:42:04,359 --> 00:42:16,359
好可愛啊
224
00:42:34,359 --> 00:43:04,359
走啊 走
225
00:43:04,359 --> 00:43:34,339
我真的...
226
00:43:34,359 --> 00:43:36,359
好啊
227
00:44:04,359 --> 00:44:34,359
爸爸 爸爸 爸爸 爸爸
228
00:44:34,359 --> 00:44:36,359
好多展示喔~
229
00:45:04,359 --> 00:45:06,359
啊
230
00:45:34,359 --> 00:46:04,359
小心, 小心,
231
00:46:04,359 --> 00:46:34,359
3個洞
232
00:46:34,359 --> 00:46:36,359
我看有多多人在那邊...
233
00:47:04,359 --> 00:47:14,359
金燒, 誰見到你, 會被你碰到暈了
234
00:47:34,359 --> 00:48:03,359
好大呀
235
00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:06,359
我…
236
00:48:34,359 --> 00:48:48,359
好舒服嗎? 發呆了... 啊!好有節奏感啊!
237
00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:04,359
我真的快要被你吹爆了
238
00:49:32,359 --> 00:49:42,359
真的好強啊
239
00:50:02,359 --> 00:50:32,359
我可以去吃吃吃
240
00:50:32,359 --> 00:51:02,359
爸爸, 多給我吧 爸爸
241
00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:03,359
妈
242
00:51:32,359 --> 00:51:33,359
啊
243
00:52:32,359 --> 00:53:01,679
我本身我家找到了有信有谁
244
00:53:02,359 --> 00:53:05,359
啊啊啊啊
245
00:53:32,359 --> 00:53:43,359
走 走走 走走
246
00:54:02,359 --> 00:54:32,359
好…我自己
247
00:54:32,359 --> 00:55:02,359
你不想打�
248
00:55:32,359 --> 00:56:02,359
对不起了 走开一遍 走开一遍 走开一遍
249
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:23,359
我…地道…在那裡, 給你…
250
00:56:29,359 --> 00:56:31,399
要了…
251
00:56:44,199 --> 00:56:45,079
飛雪姐
252
00:56:48,039 --> 00:56:50,999
老闆,我真的很疼愛你
253
00:56:51,439 --> 00:56:53,599
弄得我腳都軟了
254
00:56:57,319 --> 00:57:09,119
你腳軟的事,我也不會走遠,現在我吃了你,吃了你,吃了你米,我就去炒救你了,死王,嘿!
255
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:14,519
老闆,對不起,老闆,我以後不敢,老闆!
256
00:57:14,519 --> 00:57:19,119
不敢?要是這樣,吃兩條東西來吧!
257
00:57:19,119 --> 00:57:24,519
老闆,你不要炒我,求你不要炒我,老闆!
258
00:57:24,519 --> 00:57:26,879
這真的又吃又吃了
259
00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:45,639
我就是這樣就被我秘書萬宇溫姐姐了
260
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:48,919
而且我還騙了她兩組東西
261
00:57:52,239 --> 00:57:53,439
小姐?
262
00:57:53,439 --> 00:57:57,439
小Sir, 好了, 別見了, 坐…
263
00:57:59,439 --> 00:58:05,439
小Sir, 這麼久沒見, 還在維持著古時的物流在嘴裡
264
00:58:05,439 --> 00:58:07,439
這麼早下來, 究竟搞甚麼?
265
00:58:07,439 --> 00:58:09,439
打飛機吧
266
00:58:09,439 --> 00:58:14,439
你這個死人, 到底在家裡有什麼事做
267
00:58:14,439 --> 00:58:16,439
我來看阿婆十分多見面
268
00:58:16,439 --> 00:58:20,439
那邊有個單眼波角落, 沒人實在
269
00:58:20,439 --> 00:58:24,479
幾下為酒都放得下, 看得到我心瀑倒幾條
270
00:58:26,559 --> 00:58:29,719
有沒有這麼誇張?我都不收拾
271
00:58:29,799 --> 00:58:33,679
我剛剛看到那個白粉瓣就在情面天橋底
272
00:58:33,759 --> 00:58:37,359
他那個胸骨好像那把線一樣
273
00:58:37,439 --> 00:58:41,959
多有腥, 多有骨感, 真是讓我揉好白了
274
00:58:42,639 --> 00:58:46,439
好, 前前我那個胸仔那麼睹睹
275
00:58:46,519 --> 00:58:50,119
繼續說, 不想知道, 說吧…
276
00:58:50,199 --> 00:59:20,199
我告訴你, 郭寫的就是,
277
00:59:20,199 --> 00:59:25,199
就是在他離職後第五年有一晚
278
00:59:50,199 --> 01:00:04,799
走開, 打劫了…
279
01:00:08,919 --> 01:00:13,719
昨晚我很不幸,我被人老套了
280
01:00:14,399 --> 01:00:16,719
我被那賊仔打斷了五條鞭骨
281
01:00:18,679 --> 01:00:21,399
我生氣,反正反正也是了
282
01:00:21,759 --> 01:00:22,999
就嘗試走到骨牆
283
01:00:23,079 --> 01:00:25,479
看看能不能能夠翻證那五條鞭骨
284
01:00:27,559 --> 01:00:29,719
緣分的事真的很難說
285
01:00:30,399 --> 01:00:32,759
誰知又被我在骨牆撞上他
286
01:00:33,599 --> 01:00:36,759
可能是我成熟了肩甲,有幾分滄桑味
287
01:00:37,479 --> 01:00:40,479
12000元姐姐,她竟然不能認得我啊!
288
01:00:40,479 --> 01:00:49,479
又或者是她根本不提到相信眼前的這個俊男,就是我,就是當日的小婆子
289
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:52,479
你要常餐還是快餐?
290
01:00:52,479 --> 01:00:56,479
蛤?常餐還是快餐?
291
01:00:56,479 --> 01:00:59,479
常餐和快餐有什麼分別?
292
01:00:59,479 --> 01:01:03,479
常餐就是什麼都有,非常之開心
293
01:01:03,479 --> 01:01:05,479
是嗎?
294
01:01:05,479 --> 01:01:12,479
快餐呢?快餐嗎?快餐就是什麼都沒有?什麼都沒有?
295
01:01:12,479 --> 01:01:17,479
很隨便的!還很隨便的?對呀!
296
01:01:17,479 --> 01:01:25,479
那當然是上午餐吧!好呀!我們開始吧!
297
01:01:25,479 --> 01:01:28,479
好呀!起床吧!
298
01:01:28,479 --> 01:01:30,479
我可以吃的
299
01:01:58,479 --> 01:02:06,479
哎呀,這不是假的啊,沒有巴士啊,真厲害啊!
300
01:02:28,479 --> 01:02:58,479
好,好,
301
01:02:58,479 --> 01:03:11,359
老闆,我幫你扮大腿筋
302
01:03:11,879 --> 01:03:14,799
幫你買馬和玩,買波和波
303
01:03:15,279 --> 01:03:17,119
你真的懂得說話嗎
304
01:03:18,839 --> 01:03:20,119
我待會也懂得玩
305
01:03:20,119 --> 01:03:23,119
哇呀哇
306
01:03:23,119 --> 01:03:25,119
哇
307
01:03:25,119 --> 01:03:55,099
好舒服喔 多謝老爸
308
01:03:55,119 --> 01:03:57,119
你很滑
309
01:04:09,119 --> 01:04:13,119
這隻叫道路磚,是不是很爽?
310
01:04:14,119 --> 01:04:16,119
很爽
311
01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:24,119
少點滴血都被你撕了,把屁股都撕出來
312
01:04:24,119 --> 01:04:26,119
哎呦~
313
01:04:54,119 --> 01:05:05,119
你很漂亮,你小心,想清你這漂亮的頭髮就不好了,你嗎?
314
01:05:05,119 --> 01:05:14,119
老闆,我請你吃奶黃包,很好吃的
315
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:21,119
嘩嘩嘩嘩
316
01:05:27,119 --> 01:05:31,119
你的傷口在我身邊,又來又去
317
01:05:31,119 --> 01:05:35,119
我簡直只身於你的世外,也跟不一樣
318
01:05:38,119 --> 01:05:42,119
你的提子筋是又爽又甜的了
319
01:05:46,119 --> 01:05:49,399
我幫你撥下頭髮 謝謝
320
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,319
我會弄到你了
321
01:05:51,319 --> 01:05:52,319
嗯
322
01:06:21,319 --> 01:06:23,319
好可惜喔
323
01:06:51,319 --> 01:07:21,319
哇 能力
324
01:07:21,319 --> 01:07:23,319
是不是要有我那麼欺負呢?
325
01:07:51,319 --> 01:08:21,319
哇~哇
326
01:08:21,319 --> 01:08:23,319
好痛喔!
327
01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:52,319
你不怕他呢?
328
01:09:21,319 --> 01:09:23,319
我可以吃到你了
329
01:09:51,319 --> 01:09:53,319
我套路还要吸一吸
330
01:10:21,319 --> 01:10:33,319
老闆,你也很好手勢啊!我也是偷你先而已!哇!
331
01:10:45,319 --> 01:10:47,319
真的厲害
332
01:11:15,319 --> 01:11:45,319
啊~ 哇~
333
01:11:45,319 --> 01:11:50,319
很舒服啊~
334
01:12:15,319 --> 01:12:36,999
我会不会吧
335
01:13:15,319 --> 01:13:16,319
啊
336
01:14:15,319 --> 01:14:19,319
嗯 嗯 嗯
337
01:14:19,319 --> 01:14:49,319
嗯 嗯
338
01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:50,319
我可以了
339
01:15:19,319 --> 01:15:22,319
啊
340
01:15:22,319 --> 01:15:26,319
啊啊
341
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:58,319
啊
342
01:16:26,319 --> 01:16:28,439
我…
343
01:16:56,319 --> 01:17:26,319
我準備好了,我準備初戀了,準備好了,準備好了,準備好了
344
01:17:56,319 --> 01:18:05,319
老闆,你的小事真的很大
345
01:18:05,319 --> 01:18:08,319
是嗎?我都覺得氣不好
346
01:18:08,319 --> 01:18:14,319
這麼大小事,你敢於想多點提示
347
01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:19,319
好,三個睡,夠不夠
348
01:18:19,319 --> 01:18:22,319
謝謝老闆
349
01:18:22,319 --> 01:18:52,319
不怕你
350
01:18:52,319 --> 01:19:21,319
哇,時快時慢,還會按摩,很感受啊,我要衝刺了,
351
01:19:22,319 --> 01:19:24,319
你不要放在這裡啊
352
01:19:52,319 --> 01:19:54,319
好…
353
01:20:13,919 --> 01:20:15,799
女兒,再來吧,走吧
354
01:20:32,199 --> 01:20:33,279
老闆
355
01:20:37,119 --> 01:20:39,679
下次帶多點朋友來玩
356
01:20:41,319 --> 01:20:43,079
我還有很多主機
357
01:20:43,679 --> 01:20:45,439
要讓你們分享
358
01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:47,479
是呀 好…
359
01:20:49,199 --> 01:20:52,519
下次來打個電話給你們
360
01:20:53,079 --> 01:20:55,800
幫我留在一間靈火吧 好…
361
01:21:01,079 --> 01:21:04,479
想不到被媽媽二汶姐姐推油打破骨
362
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:07,039
真的被她打一隻五條鞭骨了
363
01:21:07,559 --> 01:21:08,959
真是搞得精神當地
364
01:21:08,959 --> 01:21:11,599
很歸四面錢翻花舞而已,快去跳舞
365
01:21:11,599 --> 01:21:22,599
好, 先生。這間就是我的辦公室了, 幾關錢的。不錯…
366
01:21:22,599 --> 01:21:25,599
那邊坐吧。好…
367
01:21:29,599 --> 01:21:34,599
真是鬼死大了。算了什麼, 過獎吧。
368
01:21:34,599 --> 01:21:48,599
想不到你真的做了大老闆了,做老师都感到安慰。你知道我这些做教育的人最重要是见到学生成长,我感觉就开心那么安慰。
369
01:21:48,599 --> 01:22:03,599
阿sir,也是多虑你,全靠你当年介绍的本老爷车给我看,我现在公司发明的飞机碗、飞机锅、飞机碟都是来自当年这本书的灵感。所以阿sir,你才功不可没。
370
01:22:03,599 --> 01:22:06,599
那些無謂的事別說了
371
01:22:06,639 --> 01:22:10,800
張果子推完油之後, 你有沒有見過他?
372
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,760
阿Sir, 我想知道, 快點說吧
373
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:17,479
都有, 我記得大概兩個月前
374
01:22:17,519 --> 01:22:20,359
我公司接了一張小的訂單
375
01:22:20,399 --> 01:22:22,959
會計告訴我, 這單單單最多順利
376
01:22:22,999 --> 01:22:24,320
只有12000元而已
377
01:22:24,359 --> 01:22:26,800
但當時我聽到, 我也不太志在
378
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:29,320
以我公司這樣的單單單, 是不是?
379
01:22:29,359 --> 01:22:32,479
不過我最終都接了, 你猜我為甚麼?
380
01:22:32,519 --> 01:22:34,119
為什麼?
381
01:22:34,119 --> 01:22:36,799
就是因為這個銀碼12000元
382
01:22:36,799 --> 01:22:40,439
竟然讓我再次想起這個12000元姐姐
383
01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:43,239
所以我決定還是去上個場找她吧
384
01:22:43,239 --> 01:23:13,239
中文字幕:CM 李�
385
01:23:13,239 --> 01:23:14,239
好
386
01:23:43,239 --> 01:23:45,239
心裁真
387
01:24:13,239 --> 01:24:16,239
不得美姐,很心急啊~
388
01:24:43,239 --> 01:25:13,219
中文字幕:CM
389
01:25:13,239 --> 01:25:19,239
中文字幕:CM 王冠 王冠
390
01:25:43,239 --> 01:26:13,239
哇,他摸着�
391
01:26:13,239 --> 01:26:43,219
中文字幕志愿者 杨栋梁
392
01:26:43,239 --> 01:27:13,219
中文字幕:CM
393
01:27:13,239 --> 01:27:43,239
我吃了一口
394
01:27:43,239 --> 01:27:45,999
小費不省得的
395
01:27:45,999 --> 01:27:49,239
你是否說好沒經濟啊?
396
01:27:49,239 --> 01:27:50,239
是啊!
397
01:27:50,239 --> 01:27:52,239
啊!真的貴嘛!好!
398
01:27:53,239 --> 01:27:56,239
你想多少?三塊水夠不夠?
399
01:27:59,239 --> 01:28:01,239
太老發生了
400
01:28:01,239 --> 01:28:04,239
好啊!那我再看看你的反應吧!
401
01:28:04,239 --> 01:28:34,239
好久不
402
01:28:34,239 --> 01:28:36,239
好痛啊
403
01:29:04,239 --> 01:29:10,739
老闆,這麼開心,不如玩一下水床吧,只是加多五堆東西而已。
404
01:29:10,739 --> 01:29:14,239
這麼便宜嗎? 是呀!
405
01:29:14,239 --> 01:29:18,239
你早點拿出來吧,來,快點去。
406
01:29:26,239 --> 01:29:28,239
好爽喔!
407
01:29:28,239 --> 01:29:30,239
中文字幕:CM
408
01:29:58,239 --> 01:30:28,239
好累,舒
409
01:30:28,239 --> 01:30:41,039
哇…哎呀…
410
01:30:58,239 --> 01:31:00,239
你啊 上路吧
411
01:31:28,239 --> 01:31:32,239
這個手很爽,好像很爽啊
412
01:31:58,239 --> 01:32:00,239
你上去吧
413
01:32:28,239 --> 01:32:29,239
哇
414
01:32:58,239 --> 01:32:59,239
好
415
01:33:28,239 --> 01:33:58,239
我可以用你一口
416
01:33:58,239 --> 01:34:00,239
中文字幕:CM
417
01:34:28,239 --> 01:34:30,239
好可惡
418
01:34:58,239 --> 01:35:00,239
好嗎?
419
01:35:28,239 --> 01:35:30,239
我都不想打开我了
420
01:35:58,239 --> 01:35:59,239
啊
421
01:36:28,239 --> 01:36:58,239
我真的要
422
01:36:58,239 --> 01:37:00,239
啊
423
01:37:28,239 --> 01:37:58,239
好,好
424
01:37:58,239 --> 01:38:28,239
阿…阿
425
01:38:28,239 --> 01:38:48,239
你也辛苦了,你睡不著? 不用了,不用了,不用了,不用了,那好吧。
426
01:38:58,239 --> 01:39:28,239
好,好,
427
01:39:28,239 --> 01:39:30,239
我可以做的嗎?
428
01:39:58,239 --> 01:40:10,479
好玩嗎?
429
01:40:12,639 --> 01:40:14,479
你現在就下來要望返?
430
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:18,800
你為什麼濕色那麼
431
01:40:42,639 --> 01:40:47,639
啊啊啊啊啊
432
01:41:12,639 --> 01:41:42,639
好啊 好啊
433
01:41:42,639 --> 01:41:44,639
啊
434
01:42:12,639 --> 01:42:13,639
啊
435
01:42:42,639 --> 01:42:44,639
我可以了嗎?
436
01:43:12,639 --> 01:43:14,639
我可以做到的地方嗎?
437
01:43:42,639 --> 01:44:05,639
唉…看來…慘了吧?不單止是富門經濟,你簡直是令香港經濟的珍貌。我用我慢慢…慢慢掉下來才行。
438
01:44:05,639 --> 01:44:08,639
好, 隨時歡迎你
439
01:44:15,639 --> 01:44:19,639
還有響韻的, 真是想死了
440
01:44:25,639 --> 01:44:27,639
真是令人回味無窮
441
01:44:28,639 --> 01:44:30,639
簡直是非一風的物食雞
442
01:44:30,639 --> 01:44:31,639
一
443
01:44:31,639 --> 01:44:40,639
那晚我和萬二蚊玩完這個玻璃物食雞之後
444
01:44:40,639 --> 01:44:43,639
回到公司收到封倫敦的市場大塌
445
01:44:43,639 --> 01:44:47,639
慘了,我就一晚之間馬上收皮
446
01:44:47,639 --> 01:44:50,639
不過幸好,天是沒有絕人之路的
447
01:44:50,639 --> 01:44:53,639
讓我認識一個有錢的肥主婦
448
01:44:53,639 --> 01:44:55,639
她看得起弟弟就包起了我
449
01:44:55,639 --> 01:44:58,639
她還說日日請我吃蛋餐,日吃就夜吃
450
01:44:58,639 --> 01:45:02,439
吃飯, 結果呀? 搞得你都生了利台了
451
01:45:02,439 --> 01:45:05,239
不過怎樣也好, 最終要謝謝他
452
01:45:05,239 --> 01:45:07,439
否則我都無法回家了
453
01:45:07,439 --> 01:45:09,439
對了 Sir, 你現在還沒有教書?
454
01:45:09,439 --> 01:45:12,039
你差不多退休, 吃了一份糧食了
455
01:45:12,039 --> 01:45:15,439
自從有關當局查到我的包皮過場之後
456
01:45:15,439 --> 01:45:17,039
我又沒有教書了
457
01:45:17,039 --> 01:45:20,439
啊? 包皮過場也關教書的事?
458
01:45:20,439 --> 01:45:24,439
關當局不單查到我的包皮過場
459
01:45:24,439 --> 01:45:27,840
就查到我的智商, 不查到油自好
460
01:45:27,839 --> 01:45:32,679
一尺,尺到我低低低,抄了我入獄
461
01:45:32,759 --> 01:45:36,359
長兩,退休級也沒有了
462
01:45:37,319 --> 01:45:41,599
這麼慘嗎?阿Sir,你這幾年怎麼過?
463
01:45:42,279 --> 01:45:46,959
這幾年…白月,拿吧
464
01:45:48,919 --> 01:45:50,719
拿了心臣的錢來
465
01:45:50,799 --> 01:45:53,999
最多是萬二元而已,你拿去吧
466
01:45:54,319 --> 01:45:55,239
拿去
467
01:45:56,839 --> 01:45:58,919
扣你臭雞,又說12000元
468
01:45:58,999 --> 01:46:00,439
只有那幾千元而已
469
01:46:00,519 --> 01:46:03,119
我真的沒有了… 沒了,你怎麼了?
470
01:46:03,199 --> 01:46:05,199
你走,扣你臭雞
471
01:46:05,199 --> 01:46:35,179
字幕志愿者 杨茜茜
472
01:46:35,199 --> 01:46:40,380
字幕志愿者 杨茜茜
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