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The following programme contains
strong language and violent scenes.
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Shit! Fuck!
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Eurgh!
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All yours, I guess.
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♪ Swallow my tongue back of my throat
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♪ Like it's finite
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♪ Only so long
I can chew till I choke
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♪ Hide in plain sight
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♪ What have you done?
♪ My rabbit run
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♪ Caught in the headlights
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♪ And I'm bigger now
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♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh
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♪ So say my name
like I'm ten feet tall
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♪ Bow your head like I'm royal
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♪ And every day that I get older
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♪ Bow your head like I'm royal
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♪ I guess my blood's
running colder. ♪
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'People I'd love to kill.'
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♪ GOLDFRAPP: Ooh La La ♪
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'Julia Blenkingsopp from school.'
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Can you believe Rhiannon died?
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Look at her ugly little ghost.
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So weird.
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'For subjecting me to
a relentless campaign
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of psychological abuse
between the ages of 12 and 16.
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Julia Blenkingsopp,
for making me spend
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approximately 32% of my school career
hiding in a toilet.'
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There's a dead person in here.
I thought something smelled.
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I was just...
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'Julia Blenkingsopp, for making me
actually want to be dead.'
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'Julia Blenkingsopp,
for having a cool job
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with good morale and scope
for career progression.'
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'For having friends to do stuff with
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instead sitting at home
in her dead dad's robe.
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For having a really nice house
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that probably has bi-folding doors
and a kitchen island.
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For having a partner
who's basically a Ken doll.
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And for not peaking at school
like bullies are supposed to do!
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Julia fucking Blenkingsopp
for her perfect little life.
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But... all good things
must come to an end.'
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You doing a bit of DIY?
Yep. Something like that.
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I can give you a hand if you want.
No, I'm fine.
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Yeah, no, I mean...
Obviously, you're capable.
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Look, I know I've been a knob.
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Which time?
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Well, at the pub.
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And before.
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With the emojis.
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It's just, sometimes I...
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You know, I can't find
the right words, so I just...
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Emojis are just like
this perfect little language.
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So, uh...
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I'm...
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...sorry!
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I haven't, uh,
read the agreement yet.
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I will.
OK.
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Hey, listen, we should
still go for that coffee.
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Yeah. We sh... That...
That would be great.
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Like, just to tell you
my plans for the business.
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Cos I really wanna honour him,
you know?
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So, like, every kitchen we fit,
everything we do, like,
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it's got a bit of Tommy in it,
you know?
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- Yeah, alright.
- What about
that new place on the high street,
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the one the does
all the posh coffees and that?
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Next to the Chinese?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Or we could just go there instead.
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You know?
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Banquet for two.
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To honour him, of course.
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You know, he really loved
those prawn balls.
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Alright. When?
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I don't know.
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I'll text you.
OK.
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No...
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I know!
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Oh, it's not OK!
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Listen, Vonne, tell him
if he craps on the floor again,
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he can clean it up himself.
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Yeah, and we can say with our hands
on our hearts, you can do better.
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Hiya!
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Yeah, but he's harmless, isn't he?
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It's like what my dad used to say:
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"Good heart, bad farts."
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Can I get a bag, please?
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Yeah, I know.
Just a... bag.
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Mm! Mm-mm!
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OK.
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Ugh! Hang on, Vonne, one second.
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What? What?!
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Oh, me. Sorry. I thought
you were talking to Vonne.
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I just need a bag.
What, do you know Vonne?
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No. Uh, just...
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heard you talking.
OK, weirdo.
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Bag's 15p.
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Anyway...
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Vonne, he showed up!
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Yeah. And it's him!
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Actually, I'm wondering if you can
help me with one more thing.
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What an absolute joke!
I wonder if you can help me
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find your extra-large durable gloves.
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I'm just planning to murder
my school bully
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and hoping you could help me.
£29.59.
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OK.
No, not you.
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Just some bloody customer.
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Mm! That is what
I kept saying to him.
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I was like,
"Yeah, what are you doing?"
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No, shut up!
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Bye, then.
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Vonne?
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You there, babe? Oh...
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No...
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Hello. Badgerton's. How may I help?
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Hi, uh...
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Is Julia Blenkingsopp in?
It's Rhiannon Lewis.
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Yes, she's just walking in.
One moment, please.
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Hello? Julia speaking.
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Hi. Uh, it's Rhiannon.
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Oh, hi.
Um...
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So, uh, sorry to call first thing.
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Uh, I know Seren's
really keen to get the photos.
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I did a big clear-out here, so, um...
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it would be good for you to see.
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Uh, are you free this evening,
maybe, after work?
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No.
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Uh, well, it's... It's really-
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I can do tomorrow evening.
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Great. Tomorrow's perfect.
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OK. Uh... can't wait!
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You sweat in your sleep, though.
Yeah, but it's worth it.
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Morning!
Morning!
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Hiya.
You're a bit late, sweetpea.
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Oh, uh... Yeah, sorry.
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I got you a posh coffee.
Oh.
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Oat milk. Right, Jeff?
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Uh, yes.
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There's, um, pastries in the kitchen
if anybody wants...
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...wants one.
Are they gluten-free?
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Cos I can die if I eat flour.
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Not instantly, but it'll take,
like, ten years off my life.
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Uh... No. Sorry.
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It's fine.
I'll just sniff Claudia's.
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OK.Am I not important enough
for a posh coffee?
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Getting sick of her bullshit
actually. Sniff your own croissant.
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Uh, can I get a word, Jeff?
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I'm kind of up against it.
A word!
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Please, Jeff.
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OK. Yeah?
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Great front-page splash today.
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Thank you.
Just wondering where, uh...
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my name was.
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Lovely!
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Page 38.
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"Office contacts."
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Here it is. "Administrative
assistant Rhiannon Lewis.
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01632-960-800."
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Yeah, I just thought it would be
on the front page next to my story.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did you write it?
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No, but I-
That'd be why it's not, then.
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It's not fair, Jeff.
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It's my story. I gave you it.
My name should be on it.
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If you want your name on something,
I'll lend you my label maker.
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You can put your name on a stapler.
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Hello.
Hi.
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Thanks for the pastries.
Yeah.
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Did you poison them?
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No.
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Might be the perfect crime.
Not really.
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Lana's gluten-intolerant,
so she'd be my downfall.
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I thought you were
an investigative reporter.
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Yeah, well, you're kind of...
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putting me to shame
on that front right now. So...
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Go on, prove it.
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What?
A bite.
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Did I leave my coffee...?
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You've got jam on your face.
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Could have told me.
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Where is she?
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Liar!
Wait! Hang on.
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You said you'd be nice about him,
and you weren't!
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And where's the other one?
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Hello. Um...
How could you?
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You sit on my couch,
eat my biscuits,
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and then you write this sick story!
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I think...
I think you'll find that's my story.
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You wrote it?
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Yes, I wrote it.
So, if there's an issue,
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it's with me and not
the administrative staff.
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They're egging our house, writing
stuff on our car because of you!
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You called him a bully.
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And now that is all
people will remember.
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Cos he was a bully!
What?
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He never showed any remorse,
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and he went on and on at Dave,
because that's what bullies do.
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He deserved it!
Ooh...
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Jesus, Rhiannon!
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You alright?
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People can't do things like that
and then get away with it.
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Jeff?
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Everything alright in there, Jeff?
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He's been in there for 20 minutes.
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She must have really rattled him.
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Do you think he's crying?
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Jeff?
Get out!
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He doesn't deal with conflict well.
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Very sensitive stomach.
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Maybe we should just give him
a bit of sp...
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Oh, Jeff! Eurgh!
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That is bad.
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Oh, Jeff. You alright?
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It's fine.
It's fine, I'm an athlete.
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Ugh!
Oh, Christ!
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What did he eat? Help him home.
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Oh, God!
Easy does it, champ!
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You just focus on getting better.
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That lady was pretty emotional.
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It's no wonder your body
reacted the way it did.
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Sweetpea will look after
your in-tray.
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Get well soon, Jeff.
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I hope it wasn't those pastries.
I had three.
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Woah!
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What?
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Uh, you... You look, uh, different.
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Uh, quick pint?
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Uh, no. Sorry, I can't.
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A date?
No.
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Just, uh...
A work thing for my dad's business.
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Oh, cool. Um... doing some business.
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Handshakes and...
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...stuff, and...
Yeah, very cool. Cool.
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Cool, cool.
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Bye.
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Ready to order?
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Uh, no. Sorry.
I'm still waiting for someone.
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Right, it's just that we will need
the table back at 8:30, so...
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OK, fine, then I'll get
the mini banquet for two.
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OK.
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Sorry. Andy hammered through this
pipe at this job in Elmsworth, so...
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No, it's fine.
Sorry. That was...
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I was gonna grab your hand.
I was gonna go... it's my fault. I...
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I like to...
OK.
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Do you... Shall we...?
Uh... yep.
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I feel a bit underdressed now.
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No, you look...
You look nice.
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Yeah? Cheers.
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Right, shall we get into it, then?
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Yes, let's, uh... Let's do it.
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I ordered for you.
Hope you don't mind.
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No, no. No, it's cool. Um...
Have you got the agreement?
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Uh...
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Was I supposed to bring it?
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Well, yeah.
That's the whole point of the...
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I was gonna talk you through it.
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I... Sorry, I've just...
I've been so, um... distracted.
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I've got this really big thing
going on tomorrow evening.
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It's been hanging over me for ages.
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When it's over, I'll be sorted.
257
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OK. Sweet. Alright, well, look,
I mean, I can remember most of it.
258
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,080
My main idea is that we need
to start taking advantage
259
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,840
of all these rich arseholes
moving out of London, you know?
260
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,720
I'm thinking extensions...
Mm, yeah.
261
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,800
...garden work-
What kind of music do you like?
262
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,880
Uh...
263
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,880
I don't know, like... the usual.
264
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,680
McFly.
Like, their early stuff, yeah.
265
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,640
Anyway, my other idea is, like,
videos. We need to start doing...
266
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,440
Sean is so good at
all that TikTok stuff.
267
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,320
Mm! Or...
268
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,480
We could talk about it later,
and you could have some prawn balls.
269
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,840
Come on, they're good.
270
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,320
OK. Yeah, I must
really love him, because...
271
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,160
I don't just eat tiny
fish bollocks for anyone, OK?
272
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There we go.
273
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,280
Thanks.
274
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,280
Thanks for dinner.
275
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I didn't pay.
276
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I thought you paid.
What?
277
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,280
I didn't pay. Oh, we gotta pay!
Craig, we have to go back.
278
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,960
It's fine.
I paid when you were in the bog.
279
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,600
Oh.
280
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,080
Idiot!
You're too easy.
281
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,880
Sorry we didn't
talk about the business.
282
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,040
It's alright. It was fun.
283
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:13,040
Do you, uh... have a copy
of the agreement at your place?
284
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,280
Nah. No, I only had
enough ink for one.
285
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,760
That's why it had all them
pink stripes on the last page.
286
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,800
I just ran out.
287
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,400
♪ ESG: My Love For You ♪
288
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♪ My love for you, baby
289
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,720
Look at me.
♪ It's like a roller coaster
290
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,120
♪ It goes up
♪ Up
291
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,240
♪ Down
♪ Down
292
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,880
♪ Any way you want it, baby
293
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,560
♪ Up
294
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,320
♪ Down
295
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,040
♪ Up
296
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,400
♪ Down... ♪
297
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,960
Seren, she's already coming.
298
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,760
Hello.
This is DC Marina Farrow
299
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,840
of the North Berkshire Police.
Is this Rhiannon Lewis?
300
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,000
Oh... Uh, yes.
301
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,280
We're asking people to come in
and help with our enquiry
302
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,760
about an incident that happened
on Meadowlane Lock on the 9th.
303
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,080
How did you get my details?
304
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,040
You paid for entry
at the Square nightclub
305
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,560
using your contactless.
306
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,120
We're following up with people
who were in the vicinity.
307
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,720
Yeah. Right.
308
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,560
Does this morning work for you?
309
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,080
Oh... Uh, yeah. Yeah!
310
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,840
Great, thank you. Um...
311
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,520
OK, well, please come
to the station and sign in.
312
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,240
It won't take long.
OK.
313
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,120
Fuck!
314
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,400
...nothing to worry about.
315
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,880
Just an informal chat to see
if you saw anything that evening
316
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,080
that might help us
with our investigation.
317
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,000
OK, I didn't... see anything,
318
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,920
but... happy to help.
319
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,600
Great.
320
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,840
So, what were you doing
in the area that evening?
321
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,440
I was just out... uh, drinking.
322
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,280
Yeah, I was pretty hammered, actually.
323
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,840
It's probably why
I didn't see anything.
324
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,600
Just too busy trying
to walk in a straight line.
325
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,360
Yeah... Brutal honesty!
We like that.
326
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,840
It's a real time saver.
And what was the occasion?
327
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,280
Was it just
an average Tuesday night?
328
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,080
Uh, well, my dad died.
329
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,720
Oh, my God!
330
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,080
And my dog.
331
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,920
What? Oh...
332
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,000
They... Oh!
333
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,840
I'm so sorry!
334
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,440
Oh!
335
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,080
See?
336
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,800
My world.
337
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,200
Oh.
338
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,280
Yeah.
I'm sorry to hear that.
339
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,520
What time did you go to the club?
340
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,120
Uh... About 11:00.
341
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,320
Until?
342
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,200
Late.
343
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,440
Were you with anyone?
Did you see anyone you know?
344
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,400
Why?
Uh, well...
345
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,080
They might have seen something.
It's good to follow up.
346
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,120
Right. Of course.
347
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,720
Um...
348
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,720
Or were you drinking alone?
We've all done it.
349
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,040
I-I was with friends.
350
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,160
Great. Names?
351
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,960
Uh, Pidge, Anni, Lucille...
352
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,600
Julia Blenkingsopp.
353
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,120
And their contact details?
354
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,440
Uh, actually, you know,
there was one thing.
355
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,280
Uh... It's coming back to me now.
356
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,760
Um, there was a big group of lads.
357
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,160
You know, like, laddy lads. Lad lads.
358
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,160
Like, the type that are, like, "Whey!
359
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,960
"Lads, lads, lads!"
Ah! Yeah...
360
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,840
Uh...
And then they were sort of lairy,
361
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,920
uh, always in the way
on the dance floor.
362
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,440
I don't know if maybe
they could have done it?
363
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,480
It just seemed like
they were up for a fight.
364
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,120
Right. Well, thank you.
We will check that out.
365
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,000
Ma'am!
366
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,440
- Sorry to interrupt.
- We've got
a great lead on some laddy lads.
367
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,680
Excellent! Can I have a word?
Now. Sergeant...
368
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,080
Interview paused at 9:17am.
369
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,120
"Roar".
370
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,360
Sorry?
Katy Perry.
371
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,560
You were singing it.
372
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,120
The other night. At The Bell.
373
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,960
Yeah.
374
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,760
"Singing" is generous, but...
375
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,400
I knew I recognised you.
376
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,920
Does she always do that? Your boss.
377
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,920
What?
Not see you.
378
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,160
Yeah.
379
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,040
I have the same problem.
380
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,440
Sorry, we're gonna have
to wrap things up.
381
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,280
OK. Right.
382
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,840
Uh... Is everything OK?
Yeah.
383
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,200
Something popped up.
Nothing for you to worry about.
384
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,520
Just some new developments.
Come on, Marina.
385
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,920
Thanks for coming in, Rhianna.
You take care.
386
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,080
We'll be in touch.
387
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,000
Hello, Badgerton's...
I need to speak to Julia.
388
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,720
I'll just have to-
Now, please!
389
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,360
OK.
Thank you.
390
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,440
Hello?
Hi, uh, it's Rhiannon.
391
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,240
I, um... I can't do tonight.
I'm not, uh... feeling well.
392
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,640
Yeah, I was gonna say,
neither can I, actually.
393
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,000
When, then?
Uh, yeah, I'll call you.
394
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,640
OK, fine.
395
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,000
Yeah.
Yeah, no, we'll do it right now.
396
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,120
Mm-hm.
397
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,480
Absolutely.
398
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,960
Yeah.
What's going on?
399
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,880
Yeah, that's right.
Jeff's feeling better, then?
400
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,240
Are those the same...?
401
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,200
- Shh!
- Yeah. Alright.
Thanks, squire. I'll pop down soon.
402
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,400
Second body.
Yes!
403
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,120
Fuck! Is it linked?
Where?
404
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,720
By the Regent's Estate.
Yes, linked, although, unofficially.
405
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,640
But sounds like it.
How would they know? I mean-
406
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,280
Same weapon.
What, they found it, the weapon?
407
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,280
Uh, yes, I was also gonna ask that.
408
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,760
My source says no weapon found yet.
409
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,800
They're using the size
of the wounds to confirm.
410
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,160
It will take a day for
full forensics, post mortem, etc.
411
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,520
This is how they'll get caught.
Never know when to stop.
412
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,320
They can't help themselves.
413
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,760
It'll be some weird loner
who has nothing else.
414
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,680
I heard it on a podcast.
Of course you did.
415
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,440
Jeff, you get down there.
416
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,440
AJ, you find out all you can
about the second victim.
417
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,080
The rest of you, listen up.
I want you to be extra vigilant,
418
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,960
walking home drunk.
419
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,480
Claudia!
420
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,160
There's a killer on the loose.
421
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,640
♪ LYKKE LI: Get Some ♪
422
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,120
♪ And cos I can
423
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,000
♪ I'm gon' go west
424
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,840
♪ Just like a man
425
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,240
♪ I'm the fortress
426
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,880
♪ Like a shotgun
427
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,120
♪ I can't be outdone
428
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,480
♪ You gon' get some. ♪
429
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,920
Do it.
I mean, if it was me,
430
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,480
I'd have a hot tub in every room.
431
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,480
Well, I do like a hot tub.
432
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,800
Rhiannon! Uh... hi!
433
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,280
Um... hi!
434
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,120
I just, um...
435
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,840
came to drop this off for the guys.
436
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,080
They've been working so hard.
437
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,720
So, um...
438
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,760
Sorry, what is she doing here?
439
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,360
We were just going over
the plans for Tommy's house...
440
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,760
What?
What plans?
441
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,600
I'm putting in an offer.
442
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,560
I spoke to Seren after I came round.
443
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,120
I might flip it.
444
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,240
Sorry, you're...
445
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,520
You're buying my house?
446
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,520
Look, it's just an idea.
Don't... Don't freak out.
447
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,920
Shit! Sorry.
Jesus!
448
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,440
Sorry, I just...
I'm... I'm gonna go.
449
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,520
It's fine.
Look, I'll sort it out, OK?
450
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,160
Sorry...
451
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,480
Shit! Uh... Craig!
452
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,720
Uh...
453
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,880
Oh...
454
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,520
Oh, fuck!
455
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,040
Hi. I'm really glad you're here.
456
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,840
I just wanted to say-
Do you have keys?
457
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,520
For the office.
Uh...
458
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,320
No. Sorry.
459
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,720
I think I left my phone inside.
460
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:24,160
Fuck! Can you call Craig?
461
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,080
Uh, sure, yeah. I mean...
462
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,880
He never picks up, though.
463
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,920
Or an Uber. I need to get back.
464
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,160
Ah, shit!
465
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,480
Well, I know
how to change a tyre, in theory.
466
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,360
Yeah, in theory, me too.
467
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,640
I don't think I even have a spare.
468
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,960
You want me to call your fiance?
469
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,640
Uh, no. Can you just call an Uber?
470
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,200
Yeah.
471
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,720
Or, um...
472
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,160
I mean, I could give you a lift
if you want.
473
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,440
Sort this out tomorrow.
No, it's fine.
474
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,920
Fine. Just don't want you
to become another news headline.
475
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,760
Alright!
476
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,480
Oh! Don't worry about that.
477
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,920
What kind of music do you like?
478
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,200
That's such a weird question.
479
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,840
Is it?
Yeah.
480
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,520
What, you don't know
what kind of music you like?
481
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,720
I like Magic FM.
482
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,960
Cool. Yeah, me too.
483
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,800
♪ Yes, I can boogie, boogie woogie
484
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,800
♪ All night long... ♪
485
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,440
I like the optimism of it.
486
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,440
Yeah, like, how they think
relentless soft adult
487
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,600
contemporary classics
will just improve your life,
488
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,680
no matter what's going on in it.
489
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,520
You've got quite a nice life,
don't you, Julia?
490
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,520
It's alright.
491
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,360
Wait, why are we here?
492
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,160
I just wanted to show you something
493
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,960
if you're thinking
of buying the place.
494
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,160
You know, black spots in the garage.
495
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,520
Yeah, I think you might
have missed them last time.
496
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,480
Rhiannon, are you serious?
497
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,920
Come on! Won't take long.
498
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,080
God!
499
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,040
Yeah, it's literally everywhere.
500
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,200
I think it might be mould.
501
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,880
Uh... you'd probably know
better than me.
502
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,240
You might just wanna
take a look yourself.
503
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,320
Oh... yeah. Sorry.
504
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,360
The place is a tip.
505
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,400
I didn't stay home last night
cos I was having sex.
506
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,480
With Craig, actually, so...
507
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,760
Yeah, so much going on recently.
508
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,120
Anyway, shall I show you the garage?
509
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:08,040
Did you hear about
the stabbing at the canal?
510
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,080
Yeah.
511
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,720
Another body found today.
512
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,400
Big bully.
513
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,800
Stabbed to death and...
514
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,480
left to rot behind the bins.
515
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,080
Sorry, where am I supposed
to be looking?
516
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,160
It was me, Julia.
517
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,840
I killed those men.
518
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,160
What the actual fuck...?
519
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,560
They deserved it.
520
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,200
They were bullies, just like you.
521
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,240
Fuck off!
522
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,240
You ruined my life, Julia.
523
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,440
You ruined it then,
and you're doing it again now,
524
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,400
taking away everything
that is good in it.
525
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,920
Why? Hm?
526
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,960
Why do you always have to fuck me?
527
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,600
It's just a house! Keep it!
528
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,000
Do you think this is
just about the house?
529
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,560
I want an apology!
530
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,640
For what?
531
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,600
You know! You know what you did.
532
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:15,200
Rhiannon, I really think
we can talk about this like adults.
533
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,840
You crazy fucking cow!
534
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,720
♪ LYNN ANDERSON: Rose Garden ♪
535
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,440
♪ I beg your pardon
536
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,560
♪ I never promised you a rose garden
537
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,000
♪ Along with the sunshine
538
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,440
♪ There's gotta be
a little rain sometime
539
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,760
♪ When you take, you gotta give
540
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:49,160
♪ So live and let live
or let go, whoa-whoa-whoa
541
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,440
♪ I beg your pardon
542
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,120
♪ I never promised you a rose garden
543
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,400
♪ I could promise you things
like big diamond rings
544
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:06,480
♪ But you don't find roses
growin' on stalks of clover
545
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,720
♪ So, you better think it over
546
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,080
♪ Well, if sweet-talkin'
you could make it come true
547
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,960
♪ I would give you the world
right now on a silver platter... ♪
548
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,880
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