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So, uh, Brookie, um, I kind of have to tell you

something, like, since you're my best friend and stuff.

Um, the last time I was here, me and my stepmom,

Carmella, kind of had it being going on.

So, it may feel a little bit awkward when you meet her.

What do you mean, like, looking at her thing, you guys have an argument or something?

Uh, no, not exactly.

So... Yeah, she crashed my dad's car, right?

Yeah.

So, I kind of made, like, a little agreement

with her that I wouldn't tell him a thing.

If she... let me... do things to her.

Whoa!

What do you mean, like, fuck her?

Like, you fuck your stepmom?

Well, I mean, like, you had, like, whenever and whatever I wanted to do that.

Yeah, I mean, I can't blame you.

She's honestly hot as fuck, and I would sell fucking stuff.

Oh, yeah, it's hell, yeah.

Don't miss fuck.

I can't be cool with it.

Oh, thank God.

Alright, dope.

So, uh, let's, let's go inside them.

Yeah, let's get in there.

Cool.

Remember, before we go inside, don't act weird or anything, like, what I can do.

I promise I'm not gonna say a thing.

Alright, I know how you can be sometimes.

My lips are sealed.

Alright, let's go inside then.

Oh, sweetheart.

Carmel?

Carmel?

Carmel?

I must be doing something.

Well, I'm starving.

Let's go get some of these.

Oh, come on, come on.

Okay, I forgot.

I've been here before.

I know.

You know what I'm just talking about.

Okay.

Alright, just comport yourself, you know?

Alright.

I'm trying.

Okay, let's go get some of these.

Oh, let's go.

Remember, where you at?

What's your lunch?

You need a to know what you told me earlier about you and your sit-mon.

Come on, it's not too weird.

I know, but it's just like so crazy.

I mean, it's really a lot.

Don't get me wrong, but that is your sit -mon.

Oh, look, I found some salami.

Perfect.

Maybe it's not expired?

Yeah, it's not.

Do you think it's sandwich or something?

Yeah, yeah.

You got some plates.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, we got cheese and everything.

Fire.

Just stop.

Like, bringing that up.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Once

I don't want to help you.

Take your thumb.

I need you.

I'm not really.

Is that you?

I don't.

I definitely am hearing something.

Oh, no.

Let's... of course, buy on her.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

I hope she's naked.

All right,

so I've been in right there.

He's smiling her all the time when I was a kid.

Oh, my God.

Let's go with the two.

Yeah.

Okay, let's go.

You're so nasty.

No, I got the house for myself.

I told you.

It's having fun.

You know, I love it when you speak nasty to me like that.

What am I doing?

Imagine you licking up and down my pussy.

Perfectly fucking sweet.

Yeah.

That is a look, baby.

Juicy for you.

Oh, fuck, it's tight.

I wish you were here.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, my God.

I'm so wet.

What am I going to see you when you come down?

Today would have been perfect to have the house to myself.

This will have to do for now.

Oh, my God.

I miss you so much.

I really wish you were fucking here.

Yeah, baby.

Eating that pussy just like that.

Yeah.

Boy, she's really going on it.

I wouldn't even be stopping you.

Yeah, maybe you're dead, but it's making it out of town.

I don't know anymore.

Like for all I know is some Randall.

You know what?

Screw this.

I'm ready.

Let's go catch her in the act.

I mean, okay.

Oh, shit.

Well, well and well.

What do we have here?

What the fuck?

If it isn't my perverted step mother, I video calling with someone.

I bet it's not even my dad.

Is it?

Yeah, super busted.

Who are you talking to?

It's pretty crazy.

It doesn't matter.

Listen, why are you even condoning this, Brookie?

What are you doing here?

Hold on.

You're the one that's caught.

I don't think that I should be embarrassed.

Yeah.

I wouldn't get on Brookie's case.

Like, what are you doing?

You're cheating on my dad?

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Really, that's it.

Okay, wait.

It's not what you think.

It's just, you know, he's away often.

Besides, what the fuck are you doing here anyways?

No, it's, it's, um... So, um, what I'm getting is that it isn't my dad.

So you are cheating on him, huh?

Yeah.

Wow, that's crazy.

I'm winning it.

What is that like strike three strike four?

You know what?

Not good.

Why don't we... Why don't we just make this disappear?

We'll do another agreement.

No fucking way.

Last time you told your dad anyways, I ended up in the dog house regardless.

I'm not doing that shit again.

Okay.

Okay, but hear me.

Oh, this time it'll be different.

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell on you at the end.

And I, I picky promise.

Me and Brookie, picky promise is where.

Yeah, I won't tell you there.

It'll be all of my secret.

Yeah.

Alright, I guess just whatever.

Um, just don't tell your father.

And, um, what are we gonna do anyways?

Well, same thing as last time.

I'm just gonna do whatever and whenever I want to.

Yeah and me too.

You too?

I mean, okay.

Alright, alright.

You're not gonna tell your dad right, promise.

Yes, I promise.

I'm not gonna mention that.

I swear, I won't tell him a thing.

Actually speaking of which, what do you hop on a video call and put him on the line?

So you can tell him I'm not gonna tell your dad right?

Promise.

Yes, I promise.

I'm not gonna mention that.

I swear.

I won't tell him a thing.

Actually speaking of which, what do you hop on a video call and put him on the line?

If you love him and miss him.

No way.

No way.

I mean, no.

Well, you're doing that.

I can have my weight with you.

No, absolutely not.

Um, you know what?

It's too risky.

You know what?

I'll call him.

I'll call him.

Is that okay?

I'll call him.

Deal?

Okay.

Alright.

I can't fucking believe this.

Oh, are you gonna get on the call or what?

Oh, I mean, I guess.

Yeah, I can fuck the headphones.

The first.

Okay.

Fine.

Happy now.

Hey, baby.

Oh, nothing.

I just missed you.

How's your day going?

Oh, that's good.

How's the weather out there?

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

And the food?

Have you been eating?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Well, I guess you can't have everything you want, right?

Um... Yeah, no, I miss you too, baby.

Johnny?

Johnny's doing great.

He's here with us from... He's here with us from Brookie

right now and she's just being a doll landing a hand.

Um... I just came back from the gym, breathing heavy.

Yeah.

I've been thinking about you a lot too.

I miss you.

Yeah.

Well, I can pick you up from the airport.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, no, I'm here.

I'm here.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Well, I'll make dinner.

dinner.

It'll be nice little family time.

I'll invite Brookie too.

Okay.

Yes, baby.

I love you too.

Uh-huh.

I'll see you Friday, eight o'clock.

Okay, baby.

I gotta go.

I've got some chores to do and I think the kids are hungry.

Okay, bye.

Guys.

If you have an... Are you?

One.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

You guys had your fun.

You had your butt.

Yeah, but it really had to do chores.

Where you go?

Where you go?

Let's go grab that out.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So hot.

You're full and ass like... Yeah.

Sure.

Alright guys.

Is that enough?

Not yet.

Hold on.

Where am I at?

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Okay, okay.

I wasn't joking.

I really have chores to do, guys.

We come on.

Alright, you're right enough and not this.

Is that enough for now?

Okay, fine.

Enough for now, but... I'm serious.

I have chores to do.

Alright, but later on we got to finish what we started.

Whatever.

Okay.

Bye.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

what you doing in there?

Cleaning some dishes?

The ones you left?

Huh.

Well, thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, those titties are looking fine.

Huh?

But they look even nicer with like soap on their lips.

So it's like, oh, where?

Yeah.

Come on, Ducky, don't.

Don't, don't.

Don't, don't.

You don't have a good idea.

I can't help it.

Mmm, like, it's like a wet t-shirt.

Yeah, I'm trying to see that first shirt.

Yeah.

Let's do that.

Too much.

Oh, my.

Yeah.

Seriously.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I guess this is happening.

Oh, my God.

Oh, sweet.

Oh, my God.

You guys are ridiculous.

Yeah.

Good titties aren't really good.

You need a lot of them.

Yeah.

You want to do it?

Yeah.

You guys are really having fun, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Aren't you having fun?

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, boy.

You guys are just having a blast, aren't you?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

So much.

Oh, so jiggly.

Oh, my God.

So much.

Oh, my God.

So much.

Oh, my God.

I'm never going to get my chores done.

Seriously, guys.

I just changed.

Yeah.

I just changed.

I don't have to do laundry now.

Yeah.

I'm just kidding.

It's also too wet.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, guys.

So much.

I'm soaked now.

Yeah.

I'm happy.

I'm sexy.

Where are you?

I mean, like, this whole, like, all of these sit down there tonight.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm never going to get anything done around here, guys.

Are you getting soaked down there?

Yeah.

That's irrelevant.

Johnny.

Broken, you're don't need this behavior, Jesus.

No, those are getting hard.

Oh, it seems like you like it, too.

Oh, besides the point.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm literally soaked everywhere, guys.

This is soaked everywhere.

Yes, everywhere.

I'm never going to get anything done in your gut.

It's back tomorrow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You know what?

Are you... Oh, my God.

Wow.

Okay.

All right.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Guys, listen.

Your father gets home tomorrow.

I have so much chores to do.

I end up with, okay.

Later, later, later, later.

Okay.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

That was hot.

Oh, that was really hot.

I wonder what else we can do there.

I know.

Let's see.

Let's go brainstorm.

Yeah.

So, here, husband comes back tomorrow, right?

Yes, he does.

Well, good thing we're getting in our fun now.

Really, guys?

I'm doing laundry right now.

I mean, it deals a deal.

I guess, you know, you're right.

Where's John?

Oh.

Hey.

Hey.

You're calling?

Oh, not really, but I mean, you're here now, so.

You're up to.

I'm just talking about your dad coming back tomorrow.

Yeah.

That's right.

He comes back tomorrow.

So, we better, um, but, uh, use you while we can.

Come on, guys.

I'm doing laundry.

You soaked me earlier.

I had to go wash and dry my clothes.

Doesn't matter.

I could use you whenever I want.

Wasn't that the deal?

I mean, technically, yeah, that's, that's the deal.

Right, Frankie.

It is.

Yeah.

All right.

But this is the last time your dad comes home tomorrow.

Okay.

I can't believe you're hanging him on.

I'll have some fun with you too.

What are you already on?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's like a stick.

Mm-hmm.

Jesus, what the fuck, Johnny?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

If only your dad got this hard this fast.

Oh.

And you, Ricky, I never expected this out of you.

Like, ever.

I can't resist.

You're so fucking hot.

Yeah.

I have no eyes in your antics.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Whoa.

No.

This is... No.

No.

No.

Okay.

So we... all the way down, huh?

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh, my God.

Oh, God.

You know what?

Johnny, please!

I have to do a magic after this...

Let's go!

Oh my god.

You fathered as a dread stretch out my throat like that.

Yeah, come on.

I have to finish the luncheon.

You don't wanna care.

Come on.

And we have to finish the line for you down here.

You take it.

Who's pussy is that?

It's a woman.

It's yours.

Yeah, it is.

Oh my god, it's right.

Come on, come here.

You're bum bum bum bum bum.

You can start doing it toward.

You have a practical blood here.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You're so good.

I'm gonna be this.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, that's pretty cool!

Holy shit!

Are we serious?

Oh my god!

Oh, what?

Oh, I mean... Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You got someone?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah yeah.

Oh, he got it.

Oh, he got it.

He got it!

Oh, he got it.

Oh yeah!

Oh, he got it!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

That's what you're good for.

That's a good person.

That's a good person.

Oh, it's fucking hot.

And it's hot.

And it's hot.

And it's hot.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no.

Guys, guys, there's a lot of fun in everything,

but I really need to finish doing this.

Oh, no.

What do you think?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

You know you like it.

Oh, yeah.

I really have to finish this laundry.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah.

Oh, it's fucking... Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my god, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, you're fucking looking at me.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god, you're right.

You're right behind me.

You're right behind me.

You're right behind me.

Okay, but after this I'm finishing the laundry.

No, after did you do whatever we want?

Okay.

Oh my god, I'm happy you're cooperating this time.

Well, you're not going to tell your dad this time, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

This time I'm going to dance.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

I have a look on that day.

Yeah, it's for a couple of hours.

You're welcome.

Yeah,

it's for a couple of hours.

Yeah, it's for a couple of hours.

Yeah, it's for a couple of hours.

Oh my god.

Thank you to all that pussy.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Come on, look at that dish!

Oh, I'm doing it!

Yes!

Oh, we're here too!

Oh, it's so good!

Yes!

Oh, yeah, come on, take a look at that!

Oh, yeah, come on, take a look at that!

Oh, God!

No!

Oh my god!

Oh, God!

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Here we go, here, here we go!

Johnny, I think that... I'm so horny, do you think maybe I could get some dick too?

Yeah, you wanna?

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, I'm just too warm right now.

Yeah, it's good!

You can tell what?

Anybody want to talk?

A hundred.

Yeah, I want to kill you and say no.

Look at that.

Never thought you'd ask.

Wow, he did big.

Put it in there for me.

I'm going to kill you.

Oh, you're dead.

Yes!

I am.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes!

Oh, we are dead.

Ah, we're dead.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Oh, man.

Oh.

Let's go!

Oh, my gosh, you're so good.

Give me all the tiktik.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

This is pretty nice eyes.

Oh yeah.

So that's it.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God, I'm just gonna pick in.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You like did you say that?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's really good.

It's mine when I was very young.

It's beautiful.

Okay.

Oh yes, you see this?

Oh yes, you're back again.

Oh Oh, oh, ah I'm in front of here.

Mm.

Let's go.

Oh, oh yeah... Good job.

Oh no.

Have a good bite.

Let's get in there oh my goodness.

Yes!

Yeah, that, oh, oh yeah!!!

I'm sure how do you like it now?

Yeah, I love you.

I love you too.

I love you so badly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, with a button.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh!

Oh!

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I'm so good.

Oh!

Oh!

I'm so good.

I'm so good at this thing.

Oh, yeah.

I got it.

There we go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh my God, this is all.

Help me back in there?

Yeah, okay.

There you go.

Let me go... There you go!

Oh my God... There you go.

Oh, Yes... Nice.

Yes...

Inaudible.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh... Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Okay... Oh... Yes...

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Right there.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Cool.

All of that.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Take all that fucking joke.

Oh, my gosh... I won't fight.

Oh, my God!

What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, calm me up a little bit.

You should go!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Is this the one that's supposed to be?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

Let's go.

We are just going to get to the table.

We are going to make me do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

We are going to get to the table.

We are going to get to the table.

Oh, my arm.

Yeah.

Squirted all over us.

Oh my god, so fucking hot, yes.

Alright guys, so at some point I have to finish this laundry, okay?

Maybe after that I can take you guys to dinner or ice cream?

Yeah.

Alright, awesome.

Let's get cleaned up and ice cream.

Yeah.

Bye.