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[angels sing]

[elephants trumpet]

How's the book, sir?

A little technical for my taste.

I like the chaos more, I suppose.

Does have a good recipe

for a black hole, though. Hmm.

Lovely, sir.

What's going on over there, Geoffrey?

What was that little chap doing?

They're so funny.

Little chap's been rubbing that stick for hours.

[chuckling]

Funny little things.

[fire flares]

Bloody hell!

That's fire, Geoffrey!

I didn't say he could do that!

I give the fire.

What bloody period is this?

I believe it's about 200,000 years prior

to when they should be given it, sir.

Well, snuff him out!

Yes, sir.

[blowing]

There we go, sir.

Some bloody nerve.

Send them back into their cave.

-Yes, sir. -All of them.

[whoosh]

[elephants trumpet]

Oh, that was surprising.

Yes. Must shrink their brains again.

Oh, for god's sake! What is it now?

I believe it's a rain dance, sir.

We forgot to turn off the drought.

Really?

All right, then.

Give them some water, for heaven's sake.

Really?

Yes.

Oh.

They're parched.

It would be my pleasure, sir.

[thunder rolls]

God the Merciful, eh?

[rain falls]

[chuckling] They get so excited

over the teeniest little things.

They do, don't they?

Dancing in a circle.

Do it again, Geoffrey. Spray some more.

[laughing] Look at...

Look at their little loincloths going!

Do it again.

Do it again, do it again!

[laughing]

Oh... too precious.

[chuckling]

[sighing]

Release the plague, Geoffrey.

Sir?

Release the...plague.

[coughing]

[expiring]

[angels sing]