All language subtitles for The Invisible Man (1975) S01e08 Pin Money

I just can't believe this metal
monster can do everything I can do.

You're a fine bookkeeper Margaret.

The copycat's handling of our funds
will increase the bank's efficiency by 80%.

Right, Arnold?

That's right, Mr. Sanders.
When I transfer the books on

Monday almost all of the
accounting will be automatic.

We're going to change
with the times, Margaret.

Anyway, after all these
years you could use the rest.

Oh, Miss Carlson.

There are some things
this computer can't do.

Margaret?

Money always be days away.

- Why are you doing this?
- Greed.

I want that
15.000 by Monday.

Go away! Please just
leave me alone.

Oh, no!

I can't. I've tried,
but it's just too much.

Oh, you'll get it. If you don't,
you'll be in a lot of trouble.

Monday, Miss Carlson.
I know you'll come through.

I'm sorry, We'll just
have to wait till I get back.

Hold all my calls,
Dennis, all of them.

30 minutes late already.

Now here's the number of
starters New York office.

If there are any emergencies I'm
sure you can reach me there.

Now does that cover everything?

Walter I wish you'd relax.

I'm sure the Klae corporation will be
able to survive one weekend without you.

I'm sorry, it's just that
five of our new projects

hinge on whether I get
that stoddard grant.

And this Klae corporation's
chief fundraiser so does your job.

I'll forget you said that.

Dennis, I thought I told you...

Who?
You're kidding.

Yes, yes, of course.
Send her in.

- When it rained.
- Wally?

Come in, Aunt Margaret.

Oh I hope I'm not interrupting,
but I called your house.

You were not interrupting at all.
It's just a little unexpected.

I swear you're still growing.

Aunt Margaret.

Oh, um Dan and Kate, excuse me,
uh, this is my aunt Margaret.

Margaret, this is Dan and Kate
Westin two of my closest friends.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

Hello!

I came down on the bus to see you, and
maybe we could talk about something.

Well, what is it dear?

It's very complicated. I don't
exactly know where to start.

Excuse me, Aunt Margaret.

Yes? In a minute.

I'm terribly sorry,
aunt Margaret, but...

Well, if I don't hurry I'm gonna
miss my plane to New York.

Now can we talk about
this later in the week.

Oh, that will be too late.

Can't we...

Well, listen. I'll be back
from New York on Sunday.

You tell me where you're
staying and I'll give you a call.

Staying? Well, I planned
on staying with...

Maybe I'd better go home.

Walter? Wally! Your aunt shouldn't
have to go all the way home.

If you don't have a place to
stay please come stay with us.

Oh, that's very kind of
you but I really should...

- Oh, we insist!
- That's very nice Kate, but...

Everything will be fine, Walter.

Coming, coming!
Far well, Margaret.

- Goodbye all.
- Goodbye, Wally.

Sixteen a cross, capital of Mongolia you
know the capital of Mongolia?

No, do you?
- Yes. Ulan Bator.

Used to be Urga.

You know, Miss Carlson we don't get
many relaxed evenings at home like this.

It feels like you're
part of our family.

Well, then for goodness sake
stop calling me Miss Carlson.

Or Margaret.
I'm Maggie to you two kids.

Maggie.

It's the only nickname
that seemed to fit me.

And Walter's your only family?

A little stodgy sometimes,
but I love him.

Maggie, is something wrong?

I know you came to talk to Walter
but is there anything we can do.

Oh, no, Kate. I think I just
must be getting a little tired.

- Do you have the time?
- 8:30.

Oh, past my bedtime.

I'm an early riser.
You go to bed late?

Well, usually we do but, uh,
tonight will be an exception.

- You said the room on the left.
- Right, and the blue towel is yours.

Although judging from the size of that
bag, you probably brought your own.

Oh, no.
Not my own towels.

Maggie, what are you carrying that
thing? It's driving me crazy?

Oh, my embroidery. Pin money.
Just old lady things.

Silly old lady things. Good
night children, sweet dreams.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Strange.
- Yeah. I wonder what's bothering her.

Aren't you gonna
take your mask off?

No. I thought I'd leave it
on while she's in the house.

In case there's a fire or something.

Yeah! Well, in case there's
a fire you'd have no feet.

No. I thought of that too.
I got socks on.

So you do, you devil.

What is it Danny? The way she
acted tonight in Walter's office.

She's worried, trying
to hide something.

Night, Doc.

Goodnight Doc.

Taxi? Yes.
I will want a taxicab.

What is it?

Is it Maggie?

I don't know.
Come on.

Yeah, that's correct how long
do you think it will be?

Thank you.

Who was she...

She said she was an early riser,
but this is ridiculous.

Where are you going? I don't
know wherever she takes me.

Sweetheart, that's spying.

No it's not, its concern.

Ladies of her age
should not be taking

secret taxi rides in
the middle of the night.

I'll call you when
we get there.

- Expecting a fire, Dr. Westin?
- What?

Oh!

- Good evening, ma'man.
- Good evening.

- Good evening, Maggie.
- Good evening, Bruiser.

- Hi, Maggie.
- Hi, Mick.

- Hi, Maggie.
- Tex.

You're late.

Oh, I had a small
problem getting away.

Yes ma'am. We didn't call till
Friday, almost invited someone else.

Thought your losing streak
might have scared you away.

Oh, no!
Tonight I feel like a winner.

Evening, boys.

- Hi, Maggie.
- Maggie.

- What do you have, usual?
- Oh, yes, please.

Coming out.

Give me a pot of tea, jack.

Right lads... and Maggie.
Let's play poker.

And up five.
five hundred.

See Maggie,
and up five.

- Come in, Maggie.
- I call.

Three in a weed.

Looks like I've got enough
for one more hand.

- Hello?
- Kate?

Sweetheart, where are you?

A place called Texas. It's a bar.
Maggie's in the back room playing poker.

Poker?
That sweet little old lady?

She winning?

Hardly. So far she's been swindled
out of nearly ten thousand dollars.

The others are cheating.
Now I've gonna see how to stop that.

You mean you're
gonna help her cheat?

I thought you said
you would never...

This is different it's
the only way gotta go.

I guess that does me in.
Unless you'll accept my marker.

More than happy too Maggie,
like trusting my own mother.

There you go.

Ten thousand?
Must have mighty fine hand.

- I'm in.
- Ten thousand.

And more.

I'll be up to three Grant.

I call, and raise you two thousand...

Two thousand dollars.

There's three and two.

Tex, are you still in?

Yes ma'am, yes.

Is anything that matters, Tex?

- I said I call.
- I'm out.

- You're what?
- Shut up.

Two pair, aces high.

I know my lucky will change!
I know it! I know it!

Your deal, Maggie.

I hope you're gonna give us a
chance to win some of this back.

Oh, you bet.
Dealers choice. Let's play baseball.

Nines and threes are wild. A three
comes up and you match the pot.

A four and you get an extra card.

Oh, and one eye jacks. king
with the axe also wild.

Danny?

- What time is it?
- It's a little after seven.

And I had to walk
all the way home.

Hmm, there's nothing I like better
than a nice cold cup of coffee.

What happened?
Where's Maggie?

Oh, Maggie.

I imagine she's on our way on a bus on
the way back to Harperville by now.

Twenty thousand dollars the better.

Twenty thousand? You helped
to win twenty thousand dollars?

Mm-hmm and from real pros.

It's not the first time
she's been there.

You know they've been
cheating her all along.

Hey, did you keep this
fire going just for me?

- Uh, yes.
- Uh, it feels marvelous.

You know, that still doesn't explain
why she went off without saying goodbye.

Oh, who knows.
All right, it's all over now.

There's none of our business
in the first place.

- Danny?
- What?

- We're going to Harperville.
- No, you're going to Harperville.

- I'm going to bed.
- Oh no, now we owe it to Walter.

She's a very sweet lady but
what if something's really wrong?

I don't even know
where she lives.

Oh, Harperville couldn't have more
than a thousand people in it.

We'll look it up in the book.

- Okay, but you drive.
- Okay, I'll drive.

Honey, we're here.

- You sure this is the right address?
- Yeah, this is the place.

Walter said something about
her father left her the house.

11034, 11035, 11036.

11037, 11038, 11039.

Eleven thousand...

Oh, dear.
I'll bet that's Annabelle.

I told her she could get her
quart of milk next week.

Hi!

Oh, dear.

Just a minute till
I throw something on.

Margaret?

It's Daniel and Kate.

Come in!

Coming!
Coming!

Maggie is something wrong?

Danny Kate,
won't you come in?

Thank you.

What a nice surprise?

Well, place is a little messy,
but won't you sit down?

Thank you.

- We were worried about you.
- Oh. I'm fine, fine.

- Ah pretty jar, what's it for?
- A candy.

- Mind if I have a piece?
- Why wouldn't you rather have some tea?

- Fine, fine.
- No sugar.

Oh! Cups and saucers.

You know, I was going to call you
this morning about last night.

You see, it was my oven.

I remembered that I left it
on and I just had to get home.

There you are.

Could I hang that
up for you?

Oh, please.

This is really quite a
surprise, you know.

I haven't had houseguests in months.

- Oh, your tea.
- Maggie?

- Kate would you like cream and sugar?
- Oh, nothing thank you.

Maggie, what about all this money?

I have tomato juice,
if you'd rather.

Maggie!
The money?

- Money?
- Yes, the money.

It's... it's falling out of
the china cabinet.

It's coming out of the closets.

It's everywhere.

We know about the poker.

You do?

But where did you get
the money to begin with?

You won't tell wally,
will you?

He'll never know.

I think you better start
from the beginning.

I didn't mean to
get into trouble.

It was just that Mr. Sanders
decided to modernize

the bank with one of
those computers.

A bookkeeping computer.

And I didn't have
enough money to retire.

- No pension?
- All I had was my life savings.

5043 dollars.

Now I'm a fairly good poker player.

I've been playing for 30
years and I've been beating

the pants off Len Carter
and all those local boys.

And they thought that I
should go to the city.

They thought that I could
make enough to retire in style.

And a truck driver gave me the
address of a big city game.

He called him.
Told him I was coming.

They said I'd need money, lots of it
before I could even get in the door.

So I brought all my savings
and I lost it all the first night.

Promise you won't tell him.

So I borrowed
money from the bank.

Borrowed?

Well, I guess that's
what you call it.

Every day I took the cash count at the
bank and entered it in the ledger.

And when no one was looking,
I borrowed a few dollars.

And then I'd adjust the ledger,

so it looked like the
money was there.

You mean...

you mean you embezzled the money.

Well, just until I won enough
at poker to pay it back.

Well what did you win?

No. I kept losing
and I kept borrowing.

- How much?
- Well, I lost 20 and I found 30.

- I had a little left over.
- 30? 30,000?

What does anyone
know about this? Who?

- Arnold.
- Arnold?

John Arnold.

All of your little erasures
this week as I was

preparing the books to be
transferred to the computer.

Oh, I've got enough on you to send
you to jail for the rest of your life.

And part of next.

You're a nice lady,
intelligent.

I think you might be interested
in a reasonable proposition.

Half. I wanna half of
everything you take it.

Fifteen thousand dollars.

If I don't have it by Monday
I'm going to add all the money

stolen to the accountable cash
memory in the computer.

Mr. Sanders and the
police will be anxious

to find now where
that money is gone.

Monday, Miss Carlson.

The only way I could
raise the money to pay

that dirty young man off
was by playing poker.

What do we do, Dan?
She'll go to prison.

Yeah, I can see the headlines now.

Embezzling auntie
uses Klae Corporation

Director to cover poker playing sprees.

You know, Walter could lose his job.

Well, not if I pay the bank back.

Now that I've got the money I could
put it back the same way I got it out.

What about Arnold?

He's not gonna let you go
even if you pay him off.

He's gonna blackmail you
for the rest of your life.

- Blackmail?
- Is there a way out?

Yes, there is.

Arnold tomorrow is going to program the
amount of stolen cash into the computer.

We have until then to get the
money back into the bank.

- Without anyone knowing it.
- How?

Oh, yeah.
Well, it's a lot of cash.

Maggie, is the bank
safe on a time lock?

- It opens at 9:30 and closes at 4.
- Ah, well that plans out.

Oh, even my special talents can't
get us through a steel door.

Then we're out of alternatives?

Oh, no!
There is one.

We go in there tomorrow in broad
daylight and we rob the bank.

Only we put the money in instead
of taking the money out.

- A heist?
- A heist.

Were do we start?

The first thing to do
is to case the joint.

- Case the joint?
- Case the joint.

Is this the only entrance?

I'm afraid so. And the guard
stands right beside it.

- There's a vault in the far corner.
- There's a vault in the far corner

- There won't be too many people?
- Not at ten o'clock in the morning.

But you don't have to worry.

This place is run by a
bunch of little old ladies.

What about the alarm system?

Silent!
Good morning, Mabel.

It has a buzzle in
the police station.

Yeah! We have to do
something about that.

How does this sound?

It's only, uh,
an idea mind you but,

If you go into the bank as a
customer with the money on you,

I can play the robber.

I take you and Maggie into
the vault as hostages.

You unload the cash.

And I think we're home free.

Oh, but how do you get out?
The police will be here in minutes.

Oh, in a moment of this I am sure.

I will softly and suddenly
vanish away.

- Very good.
- Thank you.

- How much time will you need?
- Around 10 minutes.

Depending on... jiggles.

- Nice day.
- Yeah, yeah.

How long do you think it'll take?

Eight minutes.
Six or seven depending on the guard.

Bank's run by a bunch of little
old ladies. It's a piece of cake.

Mine's the one with mustard and pickle.

That's it.
For you and for you.

- Now I need a mask?
- A mask.

Yes, uh, a disguise.
I don't want to be recognized.

Well, they have them at Carter's
Five and Ten. They open at nine.

Oh, good. Then I need
some robbers black clothes.

And pass me a
coffee before I fall asleep.

Before it gets too late, don't
you think you should, uh...

Unhook the alarm?

Yeah! It's under the desk
Sergeant's desk, you said.

Uh-huh. What are you going to do
walk right into the police station?

Yep.

Well, why haven't you ever?

Hello?
Oh, hello Wally.

Yes. I just got off the plane
oh it was a rousing success.

Thank you, Aunt Margaret.

Listen, do you happen to know where
Dan and Kate Westin might be.

I've been trying to get a hold of them.
I wanted to tell them the good news.

Dan and Kate?
Oh, they're up here with me.

Yes, oh, well he's not here.

He went out for some cigarettes.

He don't smoke.

Oh, well, I'd I better
let you talk to Kate.

Hello?
Oh, yes Walter.

Congratulations.

Oh, Dan, he's just
out for a walk.

Yes, beautiful town.

Walter gotta go now,
bye bye.

Janice, cancel all of my
appointments for today and Monday.

And if there are any emergencies I'll
be at my aunt's house in Harperville.

On second thought, if there are
any emergencies uh just say I'm on.

Hey, Mersky.

Thank you, Mersky.

Here you are, Danny.
This'll warm you up.

Oh, thank you.

- You mean he really didn't see you?
- Nope.

I can't understand that. Sergeant
Mersky is usually so very alert.

Oh, it's probably Annabelle.

- It's him!
- Who?

Arnold!
What shall I do?

- Talk to him.
- I can't.

Yes, you can.
We'll be right here. Go on.

What do you want?

Oh! I just dropped by to
remind you about tomorrow.

- Have you got it?
- No!

I told you what I do, old lady.
You want to rot in jail?

Die there.

You're a dirty little man and I'm
not going to give you one penny.

You want trouble?

- You've got it.
- You get out of my house.

Get out! You get out!
Get out! Get out!

He'll get his tomorrow.

Ah there it is. Don't get much
call for these, except on Halloween.

Funny though.
It's been a real hot item lately.

It's the third one
I've sold this week.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, ma'am.

Coming!
Right on time.

- Did you get it?
- You're on. See you later.

Alligator, in a while crocodile.

- Sweetheart?
- In the kitchen.

Do you have to use this gun?

What good's a robber
without a gun?

Empty the bullets out,
will you?

What good's a gun
without the bullets?

How do I look?

Charming. I don't think my
mother would approve though.

Maggie's expecting us in 15 minutes.

How are you gonna become
invisible without her seeing you?

Yeah, it's easy. Just make sure
that she leaves the vault before we

do and we'll get my clothes out
the same way we get the money in.

You know, sweetheart,
we must be crazy.

I love Maggie. I think she's
sweet and wonderful.

But if we don't pull this off
we're the ones gonna go to jail.

I know.
Well, at least you will.

I have a way of getting out,

but don't worry I'll
come and visit you.

Miss Carlson.

- Last chance. Reconsider.
- Never.

It would take a miracle
to save you now.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Good morning,
may I help you?

We're right on time.
Where's Danny?

All right everybody,
this is a stick up.

I'll call on you. Got on the floor.
Yeah fees down, that's it.

Nobody get move and
nobody will get hurt.

All right, everybody.
Go down your faces.

On the floor, move.

I don't think I can lie
face down and the floor.

All right, do you
come with me.

You too.

- All right. Take me to the vault.
- Is this way.

Hold it!

You too, baldy.
On the floor.

All right.
Move out.

Dan, it's terrific.

Oh, thank you.

Don't point that gun around.

Don't worry it's not loaded.

Stand on the floor.

All right, you too. Load that
money into the sacks.

- Hurry.
- There goes my retirement.

- Dan, somebody just came in.
- What?

Aunt Margaret?
Anybody?

It's Walter.

- Who?
- Wally.

- Oh no!
- What am I gonna do?

- I tell him lie down on the floor.
- Oh!

- He'll recognized me?
- Wrong mask.

Wrong mask?

- You, on the floor.
- What are doing with my aunt?

I said, on the floor.

Face down.

Move it!

Hmm!

- Did Walter recognize you?
- No.

- We gotta hurry.
- Come on, help me.

Harperville police, Mersky.

Yes, Mr. Sanders.
What?

The alarm in your
house went off?

No sir, ours didn't
ring here at all.

Yes, yes sir. We'll get right
over there and check it.

Holy Toledo!
The bank?

All right, freeze,
this is a stick up.

I said this is a stick up.

We know.

Okay, hit the sirens.
Let's go.

The money punk, now.

- Don't shoot me, please?
- Move it.

Please,
I'll do anything you say.

- What was that?
- Sound like quarters.

- Who are you?
- I'm Frankenstein.

- Who are you?
- I'm Frankenstein.

- Take it off.
- No way.

- I said take it off.
- All right, you insist.

Who's that?

Uh, probably Danny.
Keep going, dear.

- What's this, a convention?
- You got the cash?

Did you see that?
Did you see that?

I'm gonna kill you.

No.

I think I hear the police.
Where's Danny?

Danny come on,
we need some help.

- What is this?
- It's the cops.

I am glad to see you.

Did you get them I got here
as quickly as I could.

- There's one in the vault.
- They've got Maggie and another lady.

All right, everybody stand back.

Don't you think it's
time you disappeared.

I gotta get out.

Oh, now Danny,
don't be ridiculous.

You can't shoot your way
out with an unloaded gun.

All it'll do is go click.

This is the police. Come out
with your hands over your head.

- Danny.
- Danny?

I said, come out
with your hand up.

All right, let's move over here and
we'll find out who they really are.

Oh wait, wait a minute, sir.

Don't you think you should
do that in private?

Private?
These men try to rob my bank.

- Kate.
- Hi, Walter.

Sergeant...

I know you're upset, madam, but
we've got to do this now.

- Wally.
- Aunt Margaret.

- Take his mask off.
- But Sergeant...

- Take his off.
- But sergeant believe me I...

Take his off.

Sergeant, really, you mustn't.
Shouldn't. You never

can tell who it might be
or who it might not be.

Maggie.

Arnold?

This man has been in my bank
for a week installing a computer.

A hoax! He was casing
the place for a robbery.

All right,
let's move him up.

Maggie, I forget
something in the vault.

- Kate...
- I'll be back here, Walter.

Big trick, Kate.
Don't you doesn't?

Danny?

Danny, if you ever
do it again, I kill you.

I doubt people will see,
but I will kill you.

Are you listening?
Danny? Danny?

And when the bank's
officials check the vault,

it was found to
contain ten thousand

dollars more than was listed on the
computer ledger prior to the robbery.

Police still don't know if John Arnold,
a computer expert,

an alleged inside man had
anything to do with the robbery.

But it appears that he is guilty of
juggling the computer's figures,

and that is a federal offense.

Investigators also
discovered several other

irregularities in the
bank's accounting books.

However, bank president,
Robert Sanders stated that in light

of Margaret Carlson's heroism these
irregularities are unimportant.

As long as the bank in operation,
Maggie Carlson will have a job.

She is a courageous
trusted employee.

How about that. Irregularities.
I wonder what he meant by that?

Aunt Margaret.
I am very impressed.

Thank you, Wally. I still
don't understand it all.

I'm just glad it's over.

Dan, I know that Kate was in
the vault but where were you?

Dan?

Where were you when
all this was happening?

Me? Oh, uh,
I was at a costume party.

Well, I think this
call for celebration.

Aunt Margaret,
do you have any of those bottles

of champagne left over
from your birthday?

Yes, they're in the top kitchen.
I get it.

You stay right there.

- In the kitchen cabinet?
- I think so.

Aunt Margaret, this is your
lucky day. Look what I found.

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