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A huge round of applause and a huge welcome to all the viewers...

...to Karnalganj Cricket Tournament.

The captain of the Yamuna Par Cricket Club...

...is going to bowl this over on his own.

He is the captain after all. No one can go against his decision.

And... And he's clean bowled.

The batsman, who owns a flour mill in Karnalganj...

...is heading back to his mill.

And...what is this? Now he's heading towards me.

You're the one who got dismissed...

...why are you heading in my direction? He looks mad.

Somnath, I warning you don't come here.

Just because you're holding the mic...

...doesn't give you the right to say anything you want.

I'll swing this bad so hard... Come out...

Come out...

Seems like my fellow commentator is also retired hurt.

Allow me to take you back to the match.

The bowler has bowled his next ball...

...and the batsman has struck the ball on the offside.

And take a look.

Our Chief Guest Baba Bhandari has arrived.

Please welcome him with a huge round of applause.

Whose father among them works in PWD?

That one standing in the gulley.

Which gulley?

Why isn't he on the field?

The fourth boy on the left side of the wicketkeeper.

I can't see him clearly.

- Go call him. - Right away.

Where do you think you're going? This is no place for a stroll.

I need to talk to that boy over there. Can you send him out for a minute?

I cannot pull him out in the middle of a game.

- Wait for the innings to get over. - Are you done?

You see, our leader Baba Sir's wants to see him immediately.

So either we'll have to stop the match...

...or give the 12th man a chance instead.

Call him out.

Mohan.

Is it him?

Hmm.

Does your father work in PWD?

Yes.

I've heard you're a fine cricketer.

Yes.

So you're the Man of the Match today.

- Go ahead. - Yes.

Take it.

Hold it.

Let's have an applause.

Get down.

I said get down.

- What is this place? - I said get down.

- Give that to me. - Get down.

Uncle, take a look. He's the PWD officer's son.

- I like him. - Huh?

I like him.

Now put this on and get ready for the wedding.

- What is this? - Lets go.

You must have heard match-fixing tales in cricket.

But this is a unique case of "marriage-fixing".

I am watching that.

Beware...viewers of "I've invited trouble for myself".

The ordeal that Mohan had to face today...

...can tomorrow happen with Sohan as well.

And then it can be your turn next.

How can any relationship which is based on an unruly foundation...

...blossom into anything beautiful.

We'll see you after a short break.

Don't go anywhere, there's a lot to come.

Keep watching "I've invited trouble for myself

with me that is Pappu Mishra.

Pappu seems to have lost a lot of weight.

He is always busy.

He's become the envy of all our relatives.

Am I right?

Why don't I send you to a similar program?

And you two can together embarrass the family.

He's putting his life at stake like this.

Locking horns with people like Baba Bhandari.

Our lives are in threat as well.

Come, son, take his blessings.

May God bless the two of you.

Mohan, my son.

I expect Rajni to be happy with you.

And I want you to remember this day...

...only as your wedding anniversary day.

Am I right, Mr. Pandey.

Forgive me for any inconvenience.

She is very innocent.

I hope there will be no problems in your life because of me.

Who are these people that are taking such keen interest...

...in these religious customs of the society?

Such an important decision in life...

...cannot be controlled by you or your family.

Today's question is based on this matter.

Is forced marriage... A; Good for the Society

Or B; It's a bad thing.

Send your answers through text message by next week.

We'll meet again next week.

Until then this is Pappu Mishra signing off. Goodbye.

I see...

This boy's made me very famous.

I never got this kind of publicity even when I was in politics.

Baba Sir, you must do something concrete about this boy.

Or he will end your reign.

Listen...how many times have you used that brain of yours.

Keep your advice to yourself as long as Baba Sir is around.

It will come in handy when in an emergency. Understand.

Why are you trying to be a wise guy?

Let Baba Sir say whatever he wants to say.

I am close to him just like you are.

The boy just asked a question.

We must reply to him.

Take your mobile phones.

As wish.

And type A; It's a good thing...

...and send it.

Wait.

Instruct all the party workers to do the same.

This is going to be fun.

Amazing, Pappu. You're all over the place.

Was that a reality show or a movie?

- Did you like it? - Liked it? I loved it.

Am I right? Sanjay? Raghav?

If you liked it, I don't need anyone's opinion.

My show is a hit now.

It is a hit.

Hello.

You were terrific, Pappu. This is Ranjan speaking.

Hi, Ranjan, did you like my performance?

I am very proud of you.

Everyone knows that you're my childhood friend.

I've warned everyone.

If anyone tries to act smart...

...then I'll have you expose him on television.

Great, Ranjan. After all what else are brothers for.

Speak with your sister-in-law.

Yes.

Hello, brother Pappu.

You've become such a big celebrity that you have no time to come home.

Don't say that sister-in-law. I am coming home to celebrate Diwali.

Do come, brother.

I'll introduce you to my cousin Lily.

You two will look great together like Shahrukh and Gauri.

Of course, I'll meet her, sister-in-law.

But there's already a queue waiting for me here.

I see...

I'll hang up now. Bye.

Seems to be Fan-day today.

Hi, who is this?

Sir, I GP Mishra speaking.

I want to talk to my great son Pappu Mishra.

If he's available can you please connect me to him.

- Father... - Pappu...

You wasted that dialect for nothing.

- How are you guys? - Just hanging by, son.

But you're least worried about your parents.

Work has increased many folds.

The channel expects too much from me.

They want me to perform like Virat Kohli.

A century in every match. Is that even possible?

And I've been putting my life on the line which is why I couldn't call.

It's our life that's at stake here, son.

Now listen clearly to me.

You've learnt to babble like your mother.

But I haven't said anything yet. You don't let me speak.

Quiet... And you listen.

This program that you came up with...

...is like a ticking time-bomb.

It can blow up when least expected and kill us both old people.

Why do you say that?

Is anyone threatening you?

No. We're waiting for the threats to come.

Where were you when God was imparting wisdom?

Listen...

Tell Malkani to resign you to some other job.

Or should I talk to him?

No, papa...I will talk to him.

Goodbye.

What's wrong? Is someone threatening your parents?

Fantastic!

You're already hit, son.

You'll get Z-Security.

You'll be all over the news, Pappu.

Tell your father not to be afraid of the threats.

Don't be mad.

I'm planning to go home for Diwali.

Father won't let me come back ever.

We'll run a ticker all day...

Pappu Mishra getting threats from Dons.

Shut up all of you.

He's my father.

The world might like what I am doing...

...but without his approval, all this is useless.

I will have to convince him at any cost.

Here it comes... Here it comes... Got it...!

Got it...!

What behaviour is this, Guddu? I'll show you... soiling my clothes.

Stupid...

And Mandira, aren't you ashamed of hanging around with such stupid kids.

Are you planning to take them with you to your in-laws?

Sister-in-law, I know my family's driving you nuts.

But I don't care for anyone.

When your in-laws will want to know...

...what do you know except for cooking and cleaning.

You can say I am expert in flying kites.

Unfortunately, no one's going to ask. That's what makes me sad.

I don't think your parents will be unhappy.

My parents should feel lucky...

...to have a daughter who humiliates guys.

Nice...

Your parents are running from pillar to post

find a groom for you. And here you are busy shaming guys.

I found another kite.

What is this?

Where did you find this?

Get lost.

A big kiss to the queen of kites from the king of kites.

Oh, God.

- How shameless? - Would he be a proper match for me?

If you say yes I'll send him a flying kiss.

Look how his eyes are gleaming like he's getting one plus one free.

Mandira...

...if you choose someone like him won't it taints the reputation of our family.

Meaning rejected. Here we go.

Stupid girl...you just killed a poor young boy. Get back.

See...they got what they came for.

What is this, father? Sabha Gachi (Congregation Orchard).

A middle-class family like us will definitely find someone like us.

This is a market for boys?

I am confused whether we're looking for a husband for my sister...

...or vegetables.

Don't say that. She is my daughter.

We'll make sure we make the right decision.

You've heard everyone's demands, haven't you?

Come.

Papa, we didn't come to a sale that we'll find cheaper options.

Just find someone you like...

...and we'll reach an agreement according to your capacity.

Baba will make it happen.

The party's here. Sit straight.

- 'Party?' - Hello.

- Sit. - Hello. Hello. Please sit.

Please...

Order some tea.

Please...

Yes...

That's my son Vijay Kumar.

He looks fine to me.

And he has no traits or deficiency. Show them, son.

Take a good look and assure yourself.

Can he climb up a tree?

- Do you want him to break twigs? - No...just for my information.

What about his education?

He's completed his engineering in Electronics from Polytechnique.

- And does he have a stable job? - Of course, he does.

He's posted in Indian Oil, Mathura, as an engineer.

Show him your file, son.

Seems fine.

We should seal this deal.

I like your boy.

Then let's fix this deal.

Go ahead. What are your demands?

Scorpio (Four-wheeler) and Three million in cash.

Huh...

Isn't that too much?

I've spent a lot of money on his education and to get him through college.

And even this job didn't come cheap.

But please reconsider.

Since you're insisting, I can give you a discount of 25,000.

Let's go.

Three million for him?

This is too much.

Mr. Shukla, there's another party waiting under that other tree.

The guy has a job, and he's a divorcee. But he doesn't look like one.

We can get him for something reasonable.

What did you say?

You'll get my sister married to a divorcee?

- I'll beat you to a pulp. - Vishnu. Vishnu.

Can I say something?

Of course, you can, sweetheart.

The world looks down on me.

What can I do?

I am getting a bad reputation.

- Doesn't that matter to you. - I have no time for pointless chatter.

Nilu, how about a trip to Shimla?

I don't like pointless trips!

Pointless...

You think it's pointless to go to Shimla.

Who goes to Shimla on any kind of agenda?

Honeymoon couple. Don't you know?

That was pretty sexy talk...

You used Shimla to ask me an indirect question

...and I gave you a direct answer.

You want to get married.

That's the only reason you're twisting your words.

Life is so much fun even without being married...

...so what is the problem?

I treat you like a wife.

I fulfil all your demands. What else do you want?

I want to become a mother.

And for that marriage is necessary.

You can try that too, Kamta.

You've tried all the relatives.

We would've found a groom for her if we were destined.

I will take the next step only if everyone has the same opinion.

This is the only reason I am asking you.

And who will guarantee...

...that the guy will keep Manda happy.

There is no need to second guess anyone who Baba vouches for.

The guy will do anything but make Manda sad.

Manda, bring me some more bread.

Go...

All I want Baba Sir, is for my daughter to be happy.

And her husband respects her,

and she respects him back.

I get it

To what do I owe this visit today, Sukha?

Is this a casual visit, or did you come here seeking my help?

You're a wise man, sir. This is Ballo Yadav.

He has a daughter who is still unmarried.

The grooms demand nothing short of 2 million.

And he has only 400,000 to offer.

Sit in that corner.

How is your daughter? Was the groom the okay?

Thanks to you, sire, he turned out to be too good.

Two children in two years, can you believe it?

That's great.

The number of party supporters is rising.

Mr. Shukla, make your arrangements...

...and I'll make mine.

I'll find the best groom.

Yes, Baba Sahab, we're prepared.

We'll be waiting for your instructions.

Papa...

Photo.

Not directly. Come this way.

Here you go.

Goodbye, Baba Sir.

Let's go.

Find someone well suited for the girl.

Make sure he's someone local.

I see...

I just landed in my city. The place has completely changed.

Yes...

- What happened? - Don't you come on TV?

Yes.

- Can we take a picture? Picture... - Stop the rickshaw.

Just hold a second, Anisha.

That's the problem with these places.

These people can't control their enthusiasm when they see a celebrity.

- That's one... - One more.

Yes...

Here you go... that's two.

Thank you.

I'll call you when I reach home.

Okay. Bye.

Let's go. What are you waiting for?

Are you some celebrity?

Don't you recognise me?

I don't have time to waste watching movie.

And take UP-Bihar in exchange.

What's the plaster for, Haricharan?

I wanted to dress this way.

Why didn't you put one on your other leg as well?

Then you wouldn't need to wear pants.

I see... Don't just stand there. Go away.

- Go get your betel leaf or something. - What happened, Haricharan?

Can't you see? Do I have horns growing on my head...

Sorry, brother. But it wasn't my fault.

The kids I tell you...

And you shouldn't have taken such a risk either.

Taking a risk for children is a brave thing to do.

Bravo, Haricharan.

And yes...your kite, which the children stole.

You can keep it. It's yours. It even has your mark on it.

You send these to the girls in the neighbourhood.

A big kiss to the queen of kites from the king of kites.

He trouble's women with such vulgar remarks

and you're talking politely to him.

What to do?

That's how I am.

He's the one who troubles our Sushma with lewd remarks on the kite.

He's the one everyone calls "Kite-Flirter".

Our women don't go to the terrace because they are afraid of him.

I haven't done anything. She is lying.

What do we do with him now? Teach him a lesson.

Now he'll have to wear a plaster all over.

New style.

Pappu sir, hello.

I didn't recognise you.

You're a celebrity, who is seen are TV. We're the public.

We'll just take a minute of your time if you don't mind.

No, I won't. Do you want a picture as well?

Stop the rickshaw.

We want you for the inauguration ceremony.

Where?

Just take a left down this path.

I own a small factory.

We were thinking about inviting the High Court Judge.

But as soon as we saw you, we immediately decided that we're living in a digital age.

- I was heading home. - Don't be so hard, Pappu sir.

You're the pride of Karnalganj.

Okay, let's go. Lead the way.

And...don't waste my time.

- Hurry up. - We'll do as you say.

Let's go. Brother Pappu!

- Brother Pappu! - Long live...

- Brother Pappu! - Long live...

- Brother Pappu! - Long live...

- Shall we go? - Let's go.

Please tell me which film did you do?

I've invited trouble for myself.

Film actor was came here, We had to call the Police, sir.

Where are you taking me?

This is where all the encounters happen.

I don't think the Government knows about you.

En... encounter?

- Long live... - Pappu Mishra!

Otherwise, the Police would be here for you.

- Long live... - Pappu Mishra!

- Long live... - Pappu Mishra!

- Long live... - Pappu Mishra!

- Long live... - Pappu Mishra!

- Long live... - Pappu Mishra!

- Long live... - Pappu Mishra!

- Long live... - Pappu Mishra!

Here. Cut the ribbon.

Break this coconut, sir. This factory will mint money.

[Humming]

Sir, come and get milk.

Coming.

Imrati, get the milk container.

What's up?

What's that stuck to your gate?

How is this possible?

Someone's playing games with us.

What's wrong? Who is playing games with us?

Pappu is getting married. This is an invitation letter.

See...

What? Pappu is getting married?

Imrati, lookout. Careful. Careful.

Baba Sir, this is illegal.

Social Service doesn't regard any law.

Have you imagined how many hearts you break like this?

Haven't you seen how many girls I help settle down?

I've invited trouble for myself.

It's my favourite program.

It's very educational.

I learn my mistakes, which I mend.

Even you do a good job.

Reality show...

that's what it is called, isn't it?

Now you'll be able to do a better job.

Really!

Go on, do your job.

- What's going on? - Stop talking. Or I'll make an error.

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We're getting a new dress stitched for you.

Your parents have been informed.

This is just like one of those events that you show on TV.

This is your wedding.

What kind of joke is this, Mr. Baba?

Do you even know who I am?

You're the media's golden child.

Bring some breakfast for him.

I've already ordered some bread and omelette.

I think your men confused me for someone else.

Check your list.

You're all over the list.

You're getting married on a reality show.

Isn't that breaking news?

You're making the biggest mistake of your life by doing this.

Journalists have a right even on the battlefield...

You cannot take my freedom from me.

Let me go.

And I will forget all of this as a joke.

I think he's deeply shocked.

I am not a clown...

...that you're all laughing at me.

You will all regret this mistake later. I am warning you.

We never force anyone.

Once your parents get here, it won't look forced anymore.

I won't get married.

If you cooperate,

we'll treat you like a guest.

If you cause trouble,

you won't live to see another day.

- Hello, sir. - Come, sit.

I am the one who called you.

This is it.

What do I do about it?

Nothing.

Make a report using this as evidence and find out where is Pappu.

Yes. Where is he?

Look, Mr. Mishra, don't mind me.

But if the Police start taking instructions from you...

...not a single cop will ever return home.

You mean you won't investigate.

There's no need to worry.

There's nothing wrong if your son's getting married.

It's not wrong...

But the method is wrong.

Isn't it?

Yes, the method is wrong.

You mean the method is wrong since it's against your will.

Yes...

Well...the guy likes the girl, he's fallen in love with her.

And they are getting married. You should keep up with time.

Go take part in the wedding happily.

And this piece of paper is a wedding invitation not a threat letter.

Dubey, what's for lunch?

People are eating here.

They can't sleep here.

What are you doing?

Go check if the mattresses have been delivered yet or not.

We're here to take care.

Are you going to take so long to knead the dough?

Get up. And go inside.

Check the rest of the plates.

And go inside.

What is wrong?

Who am I marrying, sister-in-law?

Who is he?

Don't worry, he is a guy.

This is no time for a joke. I must find out before daybreak who he is.

Or you won't marry him?

I'll be so worried I'll stay awake all night.

Fine, I'll help you.

Wait. Vishnuji.

Vishnuji. My Lord...

Will you please come here?

You seem to be in a jolly mood.

I wonder what diet your mother was when she was having you.

White-washed lentils. That's why I am so fair.

I can see that. You should know what to say and where.

And why do you keep forgetting that we have a child?

That's all your fault...

...because I was very naive.

Is that all?

Hurry up and say what you want. I am busy.

I was saying...that...who is the guy Manda is marrying.

I don't know.

All I know is that Baba Sir's arranged it.

How can you not know?

We must know who is he and if he's well-suited for Manda?

We should know all that.

Frankly speaking, what we're doing is also wrong.

But it's done now.

What can I do?

All I know is the guy is in Baba Sir's custody.

And he's called me to the generator factory when it's dark.

To see the guy.

- That's when I'll see you. - Okay.

So that's when you'll finally see him.

Anything else? Or do you want me to keep staring at you?

Go ahead. You've stopped looking at me recently.

Fix that light.

Anybody there?

Do you need anything, Mr. Media?

Just play.

Open the door, I want to go.

No looking.

Do you need to go pee?

No. I want to go home.

I see...

Nobody can kidnap me.

This isn't right, sir.

I am a celebrity.

You cannot treat me like this.

Please...

Mr. Media...

Say that dialogue for me once, as you say it on TV.

Breaking News.

Take a good look at this man locked in this room.

He's not some ordinary guy but a famous celebrity.

Pappu Mishra life partner.

Seems like God's been too kind with me.

After fasting for 16-Mondays I get Pappu.

If I had fasted for 32 instead, then it could've been Salman.

Modern world..." "Modern society...

Forget what used to happen in the past, men.

Dictatorship will no longer be tolerated.

You will no longer get your way.

Back then silver coins were used.

Back then silver coins were used.

Now it's the age of fake notes..." "The world has changed.

Now it's the age of fake notes..." "The world has changed.

Back then sister-in-law feared brother.

Back then sister-in-law feared brother.

Now you'll have to be afraid of her..." "The world has changed.

Now you'll have to be afraid of her..." "The world has changed.

Now you'll have to be afraid of her..." "The world has changed.

Back then grandma...

Back then grandma...

Women are no longer an object.

She makes the rules now.

You'll have to bow before her.

She will no longer be your slave.

Back then mom was afraid of dad...

Back then mom was afraid of dad...

But now...

...now dad you must fear mom." "The world has changed.

...now dad you must fear mom." "The world has changed.

Back then grandma...

Back then grandma...

Always kept her hidden behind a veil...

...and treated her like a servant.

But now she will make the rules...

...and won't bear your tortures anymore.

Back then grandma was afraid of grandpa.

Back grandma was afraid of grandpa.

But now grandpa...

...now grandpa you've to fear grandma." "The world has changed.

...now grandpa you've to fear grandma." "The world has changed.

Dad...

Dad...

Brother...

...now grandpa you've to fear grandma." "The world has changed.

You'll ruin my hairstyle.

Ruin the hairstyle...

- Who are you? - I am from Mr. Shukla's family.

I've brought breakfast for the groom.

She's from the Shukla family and brought breakfast for the groom.

I see...

Give me. I'll give him.

No. Don't worry, I'll give it myself.

And Listen...

If there's any problem,

then just scream my name and I'll be right there to save you.

Okay. My name's Sonu Bullet.

Your name?

I've brought breakfast.

I've brought breakfast.

I've brought breakfast.

Bread-butter and jam.

Who are you?

Chameli.

I am here for Sheila's wedding.

Trying to remember who I am.

I was two years junior to you.

- What do you mean? - Lala Lalolmal Inter-College.

When you were in college, I was still in high-school.

I see...

When you used to say the prayers,

my class would be right in front.

And I would stand ahead inline watching you without blinking.

You're that fat girl with the spectacles.

Was that you?

Don't even try. They are right outside.

Have your breakfast.

And yes, that was me, Mr. Udayprakash Mishra.

You've done a lot of homework on me.

Udayprakash sounded better...

...so why did you change your name,Pappu?

The media likes this better, but you won't understand.

Please don't be so formal.

I am your junior after all.

Are you married?

I will...after Sheila.

I am next in the queue.

Once they find someone suitable, they will get him for me.

What do you mean "get him"?

Why can't you have a normal conversation with them?

We tried...

...but when nothing worked,

we had to use this method

Does Sheila look like you?

No. Do I look bad?

No...

you are very beautiful.

Thank you.

Who wouldn't want to marry someone like you?

Anyone would say yes for you.

Finish your breakfast.

And I'll bring lunch for you.

Have a nice day.

Nilu darling, you're my lifeline.

It's not right to lose your temper of small things.

Why are you hellbent on marriage?

We met 14-years-ago.

Do you even remember what you said?

I don't remember what I said yesterday.

And you're asking me what I said 14-years-ago.

Why would you remember?

Let me enlighten you. The first time we met, you said...

Nilu, will you marry me?

And then...

Let's first fall in love, and then we'll get married.

Its been 14-long-years and we're still falling in love.

That's a good thing.

We're in love

It might not exist after the marriage.

Remember...

Marriage is anti-romantic.

And I want to keep loving you till the end.

But I want to make a new beginning. So when will you marry me?

I want to know today. Tell me.

I can't...

You must tell me right now, right here.

I need more time.

More time?

- Leave. - I am leaving.

Leave!

And don't come back.

Marriage...Marriage...

I know you're going to come back to me.

And then you'll know what my reply will be.

Listen...why did you send all the boys to fetch beer?

We need 8 bottles of beer, so I sent all four.

Do you have brains or not?

Look That.

Listen...

Keep the food out here. He's sleeping.

Chameli? Is that you?

I am awake.

Go on.

Go...

Unbelievable. He's already dreaming about gals.

This is a good sign.

Are you...okay?

I've brought lunch.

let's eat together.

I am fasting as its Monday.

Ohh...trying to convince the Lord.

Unfortunately, ...one can't completely depend on people like Baba Bhandari.

Chameli, forcing someone to get married is wrong.

I know it's wrong.

But if it helps a poor girl settle down, then how is it wrong?

I see... and what about the guy.

He's settling down as well.

What if he turns out to be the wrong kind guy?

That will be terrible for the girl.

Frankly, even I thought of that.

But take you for example.

Everyone knows Pappu Mishra.

A guy that exposes the wrong people...

...can never be the wrong guy.

By God, Sheila is very lucky.

Where's the breakfast plate?

Huh...

Where's the breakfast plate?

I want to see Sheila.

Please, you must do this for me.

You don't need to worry.

The wedding is tomorrow.

After that, you two will be together for life.

Try to understand.

Please...

Understand what? And how?

- I have to go. Out of my way. - No. I won't let you go.

- I said let me go. - No... First, promise me.

- Move out of my way. - First, promise me.

- I said move... - First, promise me.

- I'll call Sonu... - Go ahead.

Sonu...

Neither this world...

...nor heaven.

Neither this world...

...nor heaven.

My heart wants you to be mine.

Neither this world...

...nor heaven.

Neither this world...

...nor heaven.

You've always dwelled in my eyes...

...and in the space in my heart.

You've dwelled in my eyes...

...and in the space in my heart.

All my beautiful dreams...

...was when I dreamt your face.

All my dreams turned beautiful...

...when I dreamt about.

I want you to be my destiny.

Neither this world...

...nor heaven.

How's Mr. Media.

Not a peek from him since morning.

Did he commit?

Commit?

Suicide.

Trying to brush up your English, huh?

- Sonu... - Yes...

- Lights. - Oh my, God. Sorry.

Hey gentleman, wake up.

Hello, son. Not a peek from you since morning.

Guess it's the silence before the storm.

The storm is already here.

Try this on...for size.

Let me give you a hand.

Now this one.

Bravo.

You're looking like a local groom now.

Seems like...you got yourself kidnapped.

Why?

Why does seem like that?

If I had resisted then you would've just forced this on me.

You made my job a lot easier, son.

You're a wise man.

After all, you're from the media.

You made a video on Baba Sir

and showed it on TV. What if I do the same with you.

Everyone will be scared out of their wits.

The wedding is tomorrow, and not today.

So you won't get married.

Definitely not tomorrow. Only when I want to.

Calm down, Pappu.

I've already preordained your fate...

...and not even God can change it now.

You're lucky he's getting you married to a female.

Because he can even get you married to a bitch.

- Shut up... - Hey...

Don't try to be a hero,

or I'll make a hole between the eyes.

Sonu. Shut up will you?

Sorry.

Listen to him.

He's our guest.

- What is he? - Guest.

We'll hand him over to the party tomorrow...

...and that will be the end to our troubles.

And the beginning of his.

Button up.

Whether he screams, yells, abuses, or hits you.

Don't react to anything, okay.

Yes.

lets drive.

Open the door. I've to go.

Again the same thing.

Open the door!

Sonu, say something.

Let's give him a beer.

I think Mr. Media's lost his mind. He'll calm down once he's high.

Fine, calm him down. Give him your beer.

Let's drop this idea then.

Listen...

Take a nap.

Oh my, God. He looks pretty eager for the wedding.

You don't know what a terrible mistake you've made by abducting me.

You've challenged the media.

Do what you fools want to.

I promise I'll make her life hell!

I change girlfriends as frequently as my clothes!

You're destroying someone's life.

I already love someone else.

You can speak to her if you want to.

She will find someone else.

And listen...

there is no escape for you from him.

Marriage is not meant for guys like me.

I have a girlfriend in every home in my neighbourhood.

But no one dared to propose to me.

That's how dangerous I am.

Are you listening, rascals?

You?

Leave right now.

I said leave.

Who is it? How did you...

- Sonu. - Yes...

The boy's making a run for it.

What the...

He's escaped.

Who opened the door.

He's escaped.

Stop. Or I will shoot.

I will shoot you!

[Humming ]

What is all the makeup for? Why do you look so happy?

My son's getting married. He's our only son.

Who could it be at this hour?

Wait a minute.

What happened?

Wait...

- Son...you're back. - Yes, mom.

What's happened?

I wonder what your father is up to?

Closing the door...

- Pappu, you came alone? - Where is daughter-in-law?

I escaped.

But where is daughter-in-law?

Be quiet.

He managed to get out of trouble...

...and you are asking him to go back.

But will someone explain to me what happened?

Papa, let's go file an FIR with the Police.

What are you doing?

- Speak quietly. - I see...

- We're no longer at home. - I see...

I've locked the gates.

What sound is that?

It's the pressure cooker.

I was cooking dinner for you.

Who told you to use the pressure cooker?

Can't you do anything right?

We're no longer at home.

Yes. We're no longer at home.

We're at home, but we're not at home.

This is Sonu's fault, Baba Sir.

Believe me.

How, Sonu?

He left the door open and let the boy escape.

We could've recaptured him if you were still around.

You should've kept him pinned to the ground.

I was on my way back. I was back...

I've said this a thousand times Sonu, that you should drink rum.

But you don't listen.

Wasn't Sonu drunk last night?

I swear I was... In fact, I was completely out of my sense.

Beer...that too chilled...

That's why he had to pee so many times...

...during which the boy escaped.

Do you know what bear (beer) means?

Yes, I do.

Bear.

If you turn into a bear, then who's going to do the work?

Now kneel down.

I said kneel down!

Kneel down or else I'll hang you two upside down!

I am your culprit.

You may punish me in any way you want.

It's not your fault.

It's my sister's bad luck.

That poor thing doesn't even know who's controlling her destiny.

This could've been her wedding.

Manda.

Manda.

Get up...

What's wrong, sister-in-law?

Pappu Mishra...

He's gone for good.

Gone for good.

- How can he just leave? - I let him escape.

I opened the door and let him out myself.

Oh, God. What are you saying?

He's a fraud.

He was bragging about his qualities.

I did a sting operation on him.

Sting operation?

- Urmila. - Yes.

Mandira. Hurry up, it's getting late.

Coming

Whatever happened last night...

...was completely my fault, Mr. Shukla.

This event is more shameful for me...

...then losing in political elections.

You've bestowed the fate of Mandira in my hands.

And now she is my responsibility.

So stop worrying about her can carry on with your routine.

Destiny is inevitable, son.

Yes.

I'll take your leave, brother.

Leaving so soon.

Why don't you stay for a couple of days more?

Well...I'll come again.

Whenever you call.

- Are the guests leaving? - Yes.

She is my younger sister.

- Hello. - Hello.

And that's Urmila, Vishnu's wife.

Hello.

And that's Mandira.

Brother, call for a rickshaw.

She's taking her aunt to the train station.

I'll drop her.

Come, sit in my car.

Give me a chance to be of service.

Sonu. Take her luggage.

Of course.

Come.

No, no, it's okay. I'll manage.

Please.

- Aren't you coming? - Of course, I am.

Where are you going to sit?

- At the back. - No, in the front.

On the driving seat.

You two aren't coming with me.

You and Dhela wait for me at home.

I'll give you two a huge reward when I come back.

Reward!

Dear, my personal experience says...

...that the Government and the Public should embrace each other.

Terrorism has spread throughout the entire country.

But with determination, courage, and careful planning it can be defeated.

We can still see glimpses of rebellion in selective regions.

The guest of honour, President Donald Trump...

...expressed his opinion on this point of view and said...

Mr. Kurtulain Sherwani, I simply love your suggestion.

His opinion was worthless.

Why worthless, dear?

Because travelling on these dreadful roads have become a bigger problem.

See how my body is vibrating like a generator.

Well, dear, that reminds me...

O sweetheart, where do you go wrapping the stars around yourself.

Station.

Hey monkey, fix that monkey cap.

Don't let anyone see you.

It's a good thing we met personally.

I personally apologise to you.

Wish we had met earlier,

then I would've never accepted this case.

Why?

Why do you say that, brother?

A girl as beautiful as her should not be forced into marriage.

We finally decided to take this terrible . method after trying every other method.

But that didn't work either.

Don't worry, you'll have to come back soon, aunty.

In fact, I may have found someone suited for her.

Wow...God bless you, brother.

Don't call me, brother.

Sounds awkward.

Call me Bhandari.

Fine, Bhandari.

Awesome.

Now give me a little smile.

That's all I need.

We've arrived at the station, aunty.

I promise you, next time when you come for Mandira's wedding...

...I'll pick you up from the station personally.

Hurry up. Hurry up.

Mr. Mishra, wait!

Done for.

- Wait! - We've been caught, dear.

Oh, god.

Let's go, let's go.

Where to, old man?

Mr. Porter, we're heading for Karnalganj.

Delhi. Delhi.

I mean...we're heading for Delhi.

The train will arrive on platform no. 1...

...and you're headed for platform no. 3.

We'll climb aboard the train on platform no. 3...

...and then jump on to the train on platform no. 1.

Anything else?

Are you even going somewhere...

...or did you come here for a stroll.

Father dearest, please no more conversations.

Or else they will know this is a getup.

Why are we going on platform no. 3?

Quiet.

Let's just go.

Okay...let's go, son.

Takedown my number.

You don't have to take the trouble, Baba Sir.

We'll be taking a small detour to the market on our way home.

Thank you for this favour.

Okay.

Bless you

You should have at least stayed for Diwali, son...

...like you intended to.

But your father is such a stubborn man.

He thinks no one's above him.

Dear...tea for you.

And where's your tea?

Mine's without sugar, it'll take time.

Bottom's up.

I see...

Not yours...

Enjoy the tea.

Pervez...your lips.

Hide it. Hide it. Or else people will recognise you.

Take this.

I had clear doubts about Baba's intentions.

He was definitely falling for you.

Enough, aunty.

The train's arrived.

The train's arrived.

Look, son...

You two should go back now, I'll manage on my own.

Look, son, stay glued to your seat.

Keep this mask on.

Don't take this cap off your face before reaching Delhi.

And...keep this stupid mobile

switched off until you don't reach your destination.

And yes, once you cross the border...

...you're allowed call and inform us about your well-being.

And listen...

Don't go to the toilet...

What...

I mean, if you go to the toilet

once you've crossed the border...

...then it will be much more convenient for you.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

We'll call you on Diwali.

Eid. Eid.

Yes, Eid.

Keep it right there.

Chameli.

Chameli.

- Who? - It's me. Pappu Mishra.

Your senior.

It's you?

There's definitely some connection between us...

...that we keep running into each other again and again.

What have you done to yourself?

This...is a getup.

You're running away, aren't you?

I am going back, Chameli.

Who is Chameli?

- Manda... - You, of course.

Hurry up. The train will depart.

My name's Mandira.

There are no Chameli or Sheila here.

You're joking with me.

That was yesterday, as Chameli.

To find out the truth about you.

Yes...that I am your senior, since college.

That what a dangerous man you are.

You change girlfriends like clothes.

That was just a lie.

God saved me from you.

It's a misunderstanding, Chameli.

No...what was it? Manda...

I fasted for 16-Mondays.

When I saw you I thought the Lord has chosen you for me.

But soon your reality was exposed.

You were bragging about yourself...

...that's when I decided to help you escape.

I was the girl you were supposed to marry.

Don't come this way, the train's moving.

Get down.

I am keeping the bag here.

- Go ahead. - Mandira, this is cheating.

This is cheating.

Manda, just a minute. Wait.

You change girlfriends like clothes, don't you?

So I have replaced you. Did I do anything wrong?

I only said it in a fit of rage.

Now?

I want to get down.

That train's moving. Out of my way.

Baba arranged so many successful weddings.

But no one ever escaped.

But the one he chose for Manda, escaped.

It's all destiny, mother.

Manda's stars are not in her favour.

Saturn's in the wrong house.

The priest must have told you about a solution.

We donated an entire swivel of black cloth at the temple.

And also performed veneration.

Manda even fasts every Monday and Tuesday.

I wonder why Lord is upset with her?

Don't worry, father.

It really hurts to see you like this.

I am only worried about your future, dear.

Will marriage ensure a better future?

It's more important to have a happy life.

And I am very happy with you.

But you'll have to settle down someday.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Why are we planning now?

Have you made up your mind...

...to get me out of this house

as soon as you can?

That's not true, Manda.

I am only trying to find someone suitable for you.

With the help of people like Baba Bhandari?

That normally happens...

...when you want your daughter out of the house.

But I failed in that as well.

A stranger...

Were you saying something, Baba sir?

- I was singing. - I see...

Why do you always poke your nose?

- Sorry. - Even I hum sometimes.

- Why do you? - I feel...

- Are you in love? - No...

But I am in love.

I see...

Everywhere I look, I see only her.

Who is she, Baba sir.

Mandira Shukla. Now she will be my wife.

And what about Neelam?

Neelam who?

Have you lost your mind?

I guess you're destined to spend a couple of more days with us.

Otherwise, you would be celebrating this Diwali with your in-laws.

Listen carefully...

I am going to celebrate even the next Holi and Diwali with you.

I am not going anywhere.

Believe me, Manda, things could've been different...

...if you had told him the truth.

Now he knows the truth.

What did he do about it? He got on the train anyway.

I've known him since we were in school.

He's always been a hit with the girls.

And now he's even become famous.

He deserves what I did to him.

- What happened? - Your destination has arrived, sir.

Baba sir's bungalow.

- How much? - 50 rupees.

- I don't have change. - Keep it.

These days every well-known actor is entering politics.

You too.

That's Pappu.

Hands up. Hands up.

Such a big fuss over nothing.

Yeah... We've been looking all over for you, Pappu...

...and here you are. Keep him here.

Search him. Search him quickly.

I want to meet Baba sir. Please call him.

Soon you'll be meeting with God.

Where did he come from?

No one's ever escaped your wrath. I guess he wants to apologise.

- Relax, I swear I won't... - Keep your hands up.

I don't want to meet him. Call Sonu, let's get out of here.

I see...

Vishnu. Yeah, Vishnu.

God bless you. Can you imagine...

I want to...

Turn off your phone.

I will strangle you.

Damn fool.

If Pappu gets to marry the girl what am I going to do at their wedding?

Steal shoes?

Call Sonu.

Sonu. What are you doing there? Hop in the car.

Stay right here, and don't... I said don't move.

Why did you stop here?

I knew you would forget. You wanted to go shopping for new clothes.

Are we going to a party meeting?

I already have a dozen traditional dresses.

Can we buy jeans and t-shirt at this traditional wear shop?

I've told you a thousand times to ask me first.

But you can't help it and always play blind.

Head to the mall. To Adi Das...

Adi Das...? That's Adidas.

They are famous for their shoes? You want to get clobbered with one.

Brother Pappu, your story is nothing short of a movie.

You're putting your life at stake, buddy.

You seem least concerned about your family.

Ranjan, don't try to be a wise guy.

Don't make me spill the beans about the things you did to marry sister-in-law.

And now he's feigning innocence when it's my turn.

Forget her, brother.

I'll introduce you to my cousin Lily.

You'll feel really nice to meet her.

Sister-in-law, if you can help me meet Mandira,

then do so.

I must get to her anyhow.

You're looking just like Saif.

That's for ladies.

Even Akki wears this.

- Akki who? - Akshay Kumar.

So Rajiv wears this brand.

- Rajiv who? - Akki...

You sound like you've washed his underwear.

I see it in the advertisement...

Advertisement.

Baba sir, can I suggest something if you don't mind.

Doesn't matter what you wear on top.

But the long underwear is the best choice for you.

In Politics, you never know when things go sideways...

It's easier to escape.

- Pack a dozen of these. - Hurry up...come on.

Ohh... Hello.

How am I looking?

What do you mean by how?

I am planning a big surprise for you.

Whatever happened, happened for the best.

And whatever will happen next, will be even better.

I wish we had met earlier,

then this would've never happened.

Worry about yourself, and stop worrying about me.

Why shouldn't I be worried?

Vishnu is like a brother to me.

And you're like his sister.

Stop interfering in family matters.

Don't you see we're having a serious discussion?

Go stand there. Go on.

See you.

Mandira, tell me about your choice.

I mean...what kind of guy you're looking for?

He should be smart? Well-to-do family.

And has a staunch reputation in society.

Am I right?

Not at all. I've no such demands.

And anyway, I am not interested in getting married.

But your family seems very keen.

But still...what special qualities do you want in him?

Thin-dark-handsome.

And he shouldn't sound like a bumpkin when he talks.

Metro-type.

How can any guy from a small town be metro-type?

Take Shushant Singh Rajput for instance.

Even Mahender Singh Dhoni.

And that guy who has a show on TV.

Pappu Mishra.

He's got a style.

Do you like Pappu Mishra?

Will you get him for me?

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

- Dude... - Aren't you Pappu Mishra...

...who has a show on TV?

You were asking something. Go ahead.

There was supposed to be a wedding in one of the houses.

But it got cancelled.

Which one is it?

You're here to make a report, aren't you?

Which one?

You go ahead, sister-in-law. I'll join you.

Okay.

Where are you going? I was coming to see you.

That's not my home.

I am going to the temple so out of my way.

Wait, I want to talk.

I don't have time for any of this. Just say what you want to.

This is insulting. Come on this side.

Didn't you leave?

You stopped me.

How did I stop you?

Didn't you say that you were my bride-to-be?

I was completely shocked.

If the train hadn't stopped...

...then, I would've jumped out of the moving train.

You got down because the train stopped, didn't you?

It didn't stop on its own.

I had to pull the chain.

What changed that you came back?

That thing...that happens at first sight.

Its happened to me as well.

What?

My God, it's my father calling.

Be quiet. Not a word.

Pretend like you're a passenger. Say something like a passenger.

What do you mean?

I was supposed to be on that train.

Imagine I am still on the train.

Okay.

Feel it. Feel it.

Feel it. Feel it.

Papa, hello.

How far did you reach?

Well...I've crossed the border.

Will you move aside, mister? I've lots of luggage.

The train's overcrowded.

Pappu, once you reach Delhi...

...call on my mobile from any PCO,

and say... "D for Delhi.

Okay, bye.

Thank you. that was close.

Have you always been this talented...

...or is this the effect of the job that you do.

Sometimes I do this to get out of a bad situation.

You think you're out of the bad situation so easily.

You came back thinking things will be the same as you left them.

No...the situation has become worse.

Even Baba...has fallen in love with me at first sight.

Just like you.

Yes...how can I help you?

I want to meet Pappu?

- Pappu? But he's in your custody... - He escaped.

He must have come here.

Yes, he did. But I told him to leave immediately.

I see...

Where is he?

I sent him to Delhi.

I just talked to him, he must have reached his destination now.

What are you saying, uncle?

He came to the bungalow in the evening, to meet Baba sir.

Not possible.

I personally dropped him at the station yesterday.

You're a teacher.

I didn't expect you to be dishonest.

Why would I lie?

Dear, tell him how scared we were that I had to dress up like clergy

...and drop our son at the station

Yes, son.

We had to disguise ourselves.

I had donned a burkha.

Take a look.

That's the same burkha.

Then Pappu is playing games with you two.

That's wrong.

Why would Pappu do such a thing?

When we find him, I'll first beat the daylights out of him...

...and then ask him why he's playing games.

If you see him, tell him I want to meet him.

- Yes... - He knows where I live.

Baba sir, if Pappu's in town...

...then I promise I'll hand him over to you.

And you can get him married to the same girl for whom you abducted him.

I won't object.

No, no...

Goodbye.

God bless you, son.

Nice people.

Imrati, first he escaped from Baba's clutches and came us.

Then we sent him to Delhi.

When I called he said he was at the border.

Baba claims he's still in town.

Pappu's confusing me.

Don't think too hard. Or your head will explode.

Pappu...

Pappu...

My life's at stake and you're busy eating stuffed bread.

Pappu, you've embarrassed your father.

He's known for his honesty. Why did you have to come back?

That fiend Baba came home looking for you.

He said you didn't go to Delhi.

- And still in town. - You've cheated us senior citizens, Pappu.

I cannot help you now.

Your presence here has already fortified your fate.

Please relax. I am talking to him.

- No, I am talking to him. - Wait a minute.

What punishment, father?

I've promised Baba if it's true that you're still in town...

...then I'll hand you over to him.

Who do you think you are? The emperor.

No need to honour your promise.

What can he do?

This is my word we're talking about.

Not some chickpea which you can return.

- No, no... - No, mom.

We'll deal with whatever happens. But I will go.

I can't make papa anymore sad.

I'll go. I'll go to meet Baba.

Hello, Baba sir.

Hello, Baba sir.

Sit.

I must admit, sir.

You turned out to be a man of your word.

You didn't even care about what I was going to do with him.

- Baba sir... - I know Baba sir...

...and I feel remorse over my mistake.

In fact, I came back yesterday to mend by mistake.

But you seemed less interested.

You simply drove past me in a hurry.

It was urgent that needed his attention, so he left

And called you here as soon as he remembered.

Pappu...

If you planned on coming back, then why run away in the first place?

I didn't want to get married this way, Baba sir.

But on the train, I realised that I was crushing someone's dreams.

How humiliating it will be.

Coerced wedding is the last resort.

And I got down for that poor girl.

And I thought it was my fear that brought you back.

I was getting to that Baba sir.

I haven't finished yet.

If I had run away, it would have spoiled your reputation.

You would be sad and it would've affected your health...

...and you would find me from any corner of this world.

So I thought this is better...and pulled that chain.

Nice to hear that.

And...no need to worry about that poor girl.

She is no longer your concern.

I've planned something different for her.

Goodbye.

Today is our lucky day.

Let's go pray to Lord Bholenath.

Let's get out of here.

Now that you're here you must stay for Diwali celebrations.

Take a look...

Baba sir's men look like fine steeds,

and his steeds look burly like men.

I've said this before...

You should take up wrestling.

Then you'll have better control over your emotions.

Pappu...

Pappu, you stay.

I wanted to have a personal conversation with you.

You may leave, sir. I'll drop your son home.

Yes.

Ask him will he go back on his words?

Pappu...

Look, if anything goes wrong...

...just text me "D for Danger".

Okay.

Bye.

Bring some tea for Pappu.

- Yes. - No...thanks.

Then get some coffee for him.

No, Baba sir.

No need to take the trouble.

He doesn't drink tea or coffee.

What would you like? I'll order it for you?

You won't find it anywhere here. Black coffee Americana.

Too good, Pappu.

Someone once said to me...

There's something special about you.

Listen... Bring the coffee he just said.

- Immediately. - Who will go to America?

I don't even have a passport.

Your arrival in my life has been pretty lucky for me.

An astrologer once said to me...

...that I'll be presented with an opportunity,

where I'll get to help a sad, helpless woman.

And I think that

opportunity has arrived.

Which helpless woman?

The same one I abducted you for.

You ran away from this trouble, but me...

I Invited trouble for myself.

As the title of your show.

Pappu...

the bride's family surrounded me.

They started questioning me.

I was feeling baffled.

My mind had stopped working.

How do I compensate for such a big loss?

And suddenly I said

I am there! I'll marry her".

There was a glow on their faces again.

Heavenly music started playing in the air.

Pappu...

I could hear the sound of

brother-in-law" coming from all directions.

It's not too late, Baba sir.

I am at your service.

I could have married her immediately after you escaped.

Meaning?

She should fall in love with me too.

She should like me.

Those are the true joys of marriage.

That's okay, Baba sir, but how can I help?

Sit.

My image is more like a Don.

I see..

My love life is complicated.

Got it.

How do I solve this?

You suggest something, Pappu.

It's a difficult task.

But there's no harm in trying.

Feel free to try,

and I'll be that lover boy.

Done.

Done.

Listen, where did you ask her to come?

Are we going to her house?

Tell me now if we are. I'll get off.

Ranjan, if you discourage me...

...then what about me.

You don't understand.

Baba's men will be posted at every corner.

He'll shoot us at sight.

Mandira.

Mandira.

I met with that Baba sir...

He's preparing himself...

...and even your family has accepted this proposal.

Stop on the side.

Say no.

Say that I don't like this gangster type.

Okay. I'll do as you say.

What then?

Dangerous curves ahead, please use your horn.

What was that?

Its the safety signs on the highways...

...but my intentions are similar.

My best wishes to your intentions.

Do you mean that? Ranjan...

Hey Romeo...

Enough of this romantic escapades.

Let's go "Mr. TV show I've Invited trouble for myself".

Hop on.

Tell Baba sir his coach is here. We've to exercise.

Sip some tea. Or have breakfast.

Or maybe even take a smoke.

Baba sir hasn't seen the sunrise for many years now.

And you think today will be any different.

He won't wake up before 10 o'clock.

Where is he?

He's in his bedroom. You can try.

He won't give up so easily.

He's in for a beating today.

Definitely get a beating.

Out of my wits...

Blown out of my wits...

Out of my wits...

Blown out of my wits...

...love makes you dance to its tune.

...love makes you dance to its tune.

Out of my wits..." "Blown out of my wits...

Out of my wits..." "Blown out of my wits...

The sun shines at night...

...and you can see stars shining in the morning.

The sun shines at night...

Shines...

...and you can see stars shining in the morning.

Look what I've turned into...

Look what I've turned into...

I've been...struck by love.

...struck by love.

...struck by love.

...struck by love.

...love makes you dance to its tune.

...love makes you dance to its tune.

Baba sir...

Hit it...

Very nice.

Baba sir...

Don't forget to say "Ho" before service.

Deeper, from the stomach.

Baba sir, he won't stop until you lose your speech.

He's ruined your dialect. What is this?

If its style you want,

then there's nothing better than tennis.

Ask him whether he's enjoying or not.

I am loving it, coach.

You two out of the court. Idiot.

If I leave, who's going to collect the balls.

- Then sit down. - Sit.

And shut up.

The villain's up to no good...

...turned my life into hell.

Tried to put hurdles in our life.

Isn't it?

Isn't it?

My heart filed a complaint in the court of love...

You love me, and I love you.

Isn't it?

Isn't it?

In love, every straight path seems curved.

Even honey tastes like chilly.

Love puts you in-sync with tune...

...love makes you dance to its tune.

Changed look, and got a new haircut too...

...changed into a suit and even wore glasses.

Isn't it?

Isn't it?

Quit buttermilk, and started drinking black coffee.

Whether night or day, I couldn't stop thinking about you.

Isn't it?

Isn't it?

Even an emperor is reduced to a servant.

Love turns everyone into a joker.

Love makes you take all the right steps.

...love makes you dance to its tune.

...love makes you dance to its tune.

...love makes you dance to its tune.

Order Please?

You'll have your usual coffee, won't you?

Yes.

Black coffee.

Black coffee for him.

Two black coffees.

Coach will have two black coffees.

The other one is for you.

Black coffee tastes like horse pee.

Sonu, mind your tongue.

He's not fit to live in a good society.

Coach, tomorrow is yours as well as mine...

Our first test.

Blessing me.

Test?

Is he preparing for the competitive exams?

You? Why did you come here?

Come here, this is not funny.

What happened?

Have you lost your mind?

Why did you come here?

To see you.

If anyone sees you, I will get a bad reputation.

Please go.

I see... And what about me?

I took such a big risk to get here.

Don't try to imitate Tulsidas?

How can you say that?

He was a great poet, and I am just an ordinary man.

I am not praising you.

Just making you realise how stupid you are.

Tulsidas mistook a snake for a rope and climbed up the roof.

In his eagerness to see his wife.

And you did something similar.

He did it after he got married...

...and I am still struggling to get married.

Manda...

Leave. What are you waiting for?

Careful...

Keep boosting my courage like this,

and I'll even climb down the Qutub Minar.

Let me go. Sister-in-law is calling.

What if I don't?

Don't...

If sister-in-law comes up she will push you down the terrace.

Then you'll learn.

Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law.

Careful.

- Mandira dear... - I am leaving.

Do you recognise who he is, mother?

He's celebrity Pappu Mishra.

He's your future son-in-law.

Says who?

Baba asked Manda what kind of groom is she looking for?

And she replied Shushant Singh Rajput or Pappu Mishra.

And be brought, Pappu Mishra. See.

Where is madam?

Mom?

Where are you, mom? Come out.

Baba sir is calling.

Call Mandira.

Mandira...

Mr. Pappu Mishra, your program is simply amazing.

Urmila... Myself, sister-in-law.

Baba sir, he's here because of you.

Thank you.

No problem.

I was just joking, but you actually brought him here.

No, no, he's not here for that reason.

He's visiting his parents for Diwali.

I requested that I want to be a little modern...

...and he's helping me out.

Don't I look...modern now?

Hi, Mandira Shukla.

Marry me...

Me...Baba Bhandari...

wants to marry you.

You made her shy.

You made her shy.

- Shy... - Yes, Baba sir.

What have you done?

You proposed to her in English.

I am so lucky that you'll be my brother-in-law.

Clap!

Clap!

What would you like, Baba sir?

I know like formalities.

Black coffee.

Pappu...

Touchwood.

May nothing ever jinx my love.

But some idiot has already jinxed my love life.

Are you serious?

Oh no...

Oh yes...

Tell me... how can I be of use to you?

First, let Baba sir settle down...

...and then we'll ward off that jinx from your life.

Seriously.

You're the biggest jinx around here.

Fly away.

Higher...

Higher...

Don't stop.

The chief of thieves mistook himself for God...

...built his home over some poor man's land.

Nice...

We'll throw him out.

Baba sir...

Is Mandira your first love?

No...

Two times...

I was in love two times.

But the heart is like a small cage.

And only one bird can live in it at one time.

But there's two in mine.

I'll have to free one of them.

The very thought of it makes me sad.

Nilu...

Sister-in-law.

We've known each other for 14-years.

Wonderful lady.

Amazing.

None like her.

I never see her with you.

I've given her a separate home.

She is there.

Who is your first choice?

Well...

Please...

There are no choices in love.

There are no choices in love.

There are no choices in love.

And where there's a choice,

then that can't be love.

Love isn't what it used to be.

Nice...

The moon's still around,

but not the stars anymore.

He's got a broken heart too.

Can't I keep them together, Pappu?

You could've tried if they were birds.

Parrots.

What is this get-up?

You look weird.

Doesn't suit you at all. Get rid of it.

I have changed.

This is how I am going to be now.

Amazing...even changed your dialect along with your clothes.

Talking to me in English.

Nilu...

I am sorry but I've come to divorce you.

When did we get married that you're divorcing me?

Ranjit, Sonu, tell me that he's joking.

He'll give me a heart attack.

I'll really die.

Don't complain later that sister-in-law didn't get the joke.

Please, sister-in-law, don't involve me in this.

You call me sister-in-law and also refuse to tell me.

Don't you have guts to tell me?

We cannot call you sister-in-law anymore.

We'll have to address someone else as sister-in-law.

Is there someone else in your life now?

Nilu...

please don't be upset.

I've taken good care of you in every way.

And I'll keep doing so.

I never imagined that someday you'll turn my life into hell.

She has gone mad.

Run!

Run! Please.

Who do you think you are?

We will stay in touch.

Sonu, start the car. Quickly.

Stay in touch?

I don't want you in my life anymore.

Take that.

Take that.

Take that.

Hello.

Hello, Pappu.

With your blessings, I've set one bird free.

Now I've to concentrate on just one bird.

You've made me what I am, Pappu.

I am feeling free.

From here Baba shall tread along.

He didn't even let me have a cup of tea.

Sir.

Greetings.

God bless you.

Baba...for what occasion did you dress up like this?

I am here to pick up Manda.

I am taking her out for a movie.

Urmila. Tell Manda to get ready.

But Manda hasn't even taken a bath.

There is no hurry, sister-in-law.

We'll go an hour late.

But you'll miss an hour of the movie.

What's the fun in that?

When I enter the hall, the movie will start from the beginning.

Manda, get ready.

Have you guys lost your mind?

Going out for a movie with a guy before the wedding?

So what?

Times have changed.

Oh really...I had no clue.

Go ahead get me married to some gangster.

That will be the end to your troubles.

Look, Manda, stop your banter.

Son-in-law is waiting outside. Get ready quickly.

Stupid, idiot, nincompoop.

We can sit wherever you want to sit.

They must have given you seat numbers?

No, no, this is my personal show.

So all the seats are mine.

Start film.

I've started liking you from day 1.

Okay.

I am lucky to have you in my life.

Watch the film.

You're my film.

What happened?

If anyone touches me like this, then things get messy.

I can't control myself.

Cannot control yourself how?

Did I make a mistake?

I am known in the entire neighbourhood...

If anyone touches me then one gets to hear a loud thud.

It's a childhood habit.

I am very cultured.

Where are you going?

The film isn't over yet.

Washington.

Washington?

Washroom. Toilet.

You're so literary.

Film stop.

I am in love.

Pappu, come get your popcorn. This one's made of ginger.

Come on, don't be shy.

Come on.

Mandira...what happened?

Control your Baba or I'll make him regret it.

You look tense. What happened?

He flirts with me and I can't even look tense.

What did he do? Tell me.

I'll break his jaw.

I could have done that too.

But what would've been the outcome?

He would want to marry me tonight...

...and what can you do?

I am trying to make him smart and sober.

But he's uncultured.

Madam...

Madam, your juice is ready. And sent it inside.

Where are you going?

Where did madam go?

Washroom.

Which room?

Where is Mandira?

She just went to the washroom.

You flirted with her.

What did he say?

Out. Out.

I didn't... I just touched her.

Did you ask before touching her?

Should I have asked?

Baba sir, dating doesn't mean you're allowed to touch.

She's angry.

What was she saying?

She yelled at me.

Said whether he becomes modern or not,

but you don't become like him.

I am sorry...

Why feel bad over such a small thing?

Baba sir...if she can feel offended

over such a small thing...

...she will turn your life into hell after marriage.

No, no, this was all my fault.

Drop this girl.

How much harder will you have to try to impress her?

If she isn't attracted to your magnetic personality...

...then that means there's something wrong with her.

There's a solution for everything.

There must be one for this too.

Manda didn't say anything.

How was the film?

You should be asking about the guy instead.

What do you mean?

He's a guy, what else will he be?

Listen to me, we should accept this as an honour.

We won't find a better proposal for Mandira.

But daughter-in-law, did Manda say anything?

Father, she...

Respect and adoration at every nook and corner.

What else can one ask for?

But it's not right to go see a movie before the wedding.

Manda didn't go out with a stranger.

She is her future husband.

And all this is acceptable now.

Seriously. You're saying this.

The modern-age mom.

You don't need to worry.

Go back inside Mandira.

...and then he can take her wherever he wants.

Right.

You're absolutely right, mother.

Hello, brother-in-law.

The members of my family have a few complaints.

Everyone's waiting inside.

This is what I feared would happen.

I think I've been exposed.

Hello.

Hello.

We apologise to drop in unannounced.

But we were forced to do so.

Mother wants to say something.

Baba, what other formality is left from your side?

I didn't understand, grandma.

Do you need someone's permission?

No.

Then what are you waiting for?

According to our norms, going out with the bride before the wedding isn't right.

Once you two get married, you can take here wherever you want.

Am I right, son?

And that's why I am saying,

the sooner the better...

...so it can be reassuring for us as well.

We'll do as you want.

Thank you.

Next Monday is a good day.

Let's fix that date for the wedding.

Of course, why delay any longer?

Right, son?

Vishnu, get the gifts we brought.

Right away.

Mummy...

Hari Om...

Papa... Papa... Papa...

You fool...

You scared me out of my wits at 3 am.

What was so important that you couldn't wait till sunrise?

Tell us, son. We're here for you.

Tell us.

Papa, I am in love.

What's wrong with you?

What is it, son?

Love.

I see...

Are you my enemy?

Are you against love?

I only want to know did he have to inform us in the middle of the night.

He could've told us in the morning.

If I had waited to tell you in the morning...

...then you would've taken all day to decide.

I want you to talk to her father about our marriage.

Please...

Unbelievable.

You fell in love with the same girl you ran away from.

And you fell for the guy you helped escape.

Then why did you let him escape?

This wasn't the case back then.

I went to Baba, but he had already changed his mind.

You could've come directly to us as you did now.

Ram and Sita are already married...

...and all of you are still pondering over the ceremonies.

What do we do now?

We like her.

I have a suggestion.

Let's all go together and explain Baba.

He will understand, alright.

He loves Manda more than his life.

He's decorated the entire place only to marry Manda.

But if she isn't willing to marry him...

...then what's the point of this marriage and love.

The one that eloped.

Hurry up.

Sonu. Would you like some tea?

I don't have time to breathe, and you're asking me for tea.

Hurry up.

Keep it here.

Uncle...

Hello.

Aunty, you too.

So coach, what brings you here?

He came here with his family.

You see Mishra uncle and father turned out to be old friends.

Yes, ...we're...

Childhood friends.

You see coach, you'll be from the groom's side.

Alright?

And you too, uncle.

It's a good thing you two are friends.

But you'll have to dance in the procession.

Yes...

Aunty, you too.

I am inviting you two personally.

Come out, will you?

Are you making tea?

Okay...

Use the expensive roses for decoration.

Papa, you must ask uncle to leave.

Believe me, that Sonu's going to tell Baba, sir, about this.

And there will be bloodshed.

Don't worry, Vishnu.

Baba is not like you think he is.

He's behaving very decently now.

Let him come.

We'll talk face-to-face.

Have mercy on us, son.

Manda is getting what she's destined for.

But will someone ask her what she wants?

What are you saying, aunty?

Her will doesn't count here.

It's the family that has to maintain this relationship.

She will be busy with the household chores.

Whether she does it willingly or unwillingly.

You do know that coerced weddings are illegal.

Enough! I've had enough.

I am done advocating.

Mr. Shukla, I apologise for the trouble.

Let's go. Come on.

Uncle...

Mom, tell him.

Do I have to tell you separately?

Let's go.

I'll leave too.

Come.

- Papa... - Quiet.

- Don't scream. - Quiet!

You've blood pressure.

Come on.

Come, son.

Come on.

He will understand, alright.

He loves Manda more than his life.

Her will doesn't count here.

It's the family that has to maintain this relationship.

She will be busy with the household chores.

Have mercy on us, son.

Manda is getting what she's destined for.

I apologise for the trouble.

Using a before doing a good deed...

...clears even the worst hurdle in your way.

Really?

Look at that junkie.

He's talking to the waves.

That's Pappu Mishra. Stop. Stop.

Pappu...

Any help?

Don't have the courage?

Shall I give you a hand?

What courage?

Trying to commit suicide?

No...

What made you think like that?

I read your face.

Now listen carefully...

Tomorrow is my marriage day.

Let things run smoothly today.

After that, you can take the highway or waterway.

Until then you stay safe with me.

Come on.

Would you like a drink...for a boost of energy?

Coach...try it on.

Try it on for size.

Is this yours?

Now smile.

Now you're the groom.

Bring some sweets.

Right away...

You must be really happy today.

Should I call the snake in the sleeve...

...or was I nursing a snake.

These proverbs are made for you.

Why do you say that?

You went to my bride-to-be's home with a marriage proposal.

What do I do with him?

Shoot him?

Unfortunately, you can't.

He's become too mellow because of drinking coffee.

I'll shoot him.

He's my father's friend.

That's why I went there.

Take it off.

Take it off.

Why did you make him wear your dress? Are you going to wear that suit now?

I knew something is wrong with my stars.

And this is the solution.

Making him wear my clothes was just a..

Now all the bad luck on me has been warded off.

Amazing.

He used me like a**

Now he'll be facing all the bad luck.

I am now all the best.

I've invited his parents as well.

It will be a grand procession.

I've called all the VIPs of the city.

We'll make them dance at gunpoint.

I've arranged for firecrackers.

And if in case we run out of firecrackers...

...then we'll use the gun.

Enough.

Make arrangements.

New love...

New love...

New love...

New enthusiasm." "Heart beat's racing...

Heart beat's racing...

Heart beat's racing...

...you're no longer in your senses." "You're so hot...

You're so hot...

...but she will cool you down.

Listen to me...

Listen to me...

Listen to me..." "...or you will regret it.

She will slip through your arms...

...no matter how hard you look,

but never find her.

When your new love...

When your new love...

When your new love cheats on you...

...you'll miss...

...you'll miss...

...you'll miss your old girlfriend a lot.

Excuse me, do I know you?

I don't believe we ever met before.

I think you are mistaken...

...I don't recognise my ex any longer.

There's a long queue of girls waiting for me.

Each one better than the first.

Everything else is fine, but I have a question.

Is it a crime to fall in love again.

When she finds someone else...

...another hot-handsome-rich guy.

She will show interest in him...

...and ask you to leave.

She will date him, and hate you.

She will date him, and hate you.

Give you sleepless nights.

When your new love...

When your new love...

When your new love finds someone else.

...you'll miss...

...you'll miss...

...you'll miss your old girlfriend a lot.

You came alone.

Should I have asked my brother to take me to see you?

What's the plan?

Let's run away.

Do you think it's easy to run away?

We'll have to take our family along as well.

Or we'll have to come back to mourn for them.

Baba will exact revenge on them.

Are you crying?

I will die but never marry that Baba.

Calm down. Calm down.

Baba might be powerful, but I am not a coward.

If he has weapons, then so do I?

You'll bring weapons too.

I didn't mean guns or pistols.

Media.

I am going to use my infallible weapon.

Baba...

They are here.

Mandira's climbed up the water tank.

Why are you wasting your time here? Bring her down.

Oh, God.

She has closed the terrace door.

Some one stop him.

Someone save Manda.

What's going on?

Mandira...go back, dear.

What are you doing?

I want you all to be happy...

...and I'll embark on my journey.

But how can we be happy if you embark on your journey?

If you have any grievance then tell us.

What are you doing?

It's your wedding today?

The rituals will begin soon.

Why are you sad now?

This is why I am sad?

It's better to die like this then wait till I get married.

I'm dressed like a bride.

Are you happy now?

Mandira...

This is my last selfie.

Papa, please help me climb up the tank.

I'll save Mandira. Please...

Goodbye. I've taken my last selfie.

You can use that after I am dead.

If anything happens to Mandira, then I won't spare you.

Why are you telling me this?

I didn't tell her to climb up the tank.

What is she doing?

Move. Move. Move. Move.

Out of the way.

Move. Move.

As you can see the bride's climbed above the water tank.

We still don't know why?

Will this bride dressed in red...

...embark on her journey in this way?

Mandira...

What is the problem?

Tell me.

It's not any person, it's my own fate that's a problem.

If Pappu hadn't escaped that night...

...then I wouldn't be forced to do this.

How does she know that I kidnapped you?

Did you tell her?

She used to bring breakfast to dinner for me.

But you escaped on your own, didn't you?

I didn't run...Mandira let me go.

Then what is my fault?

That you're forcing her for this marriage.

I will shoot...

Stop this bullying.

Stop it, Sonu. Mandira's up there.

Don't you lay a finger on Pappu?

Or else... Let him shoot, Mandira.

After you die even I will swallow poison.

There will be two dead bodies here.

Don't worry.

If anything happens to her, I will shoot you.

Manda. Come down.

I beg you, stop creating this scene.

We'll do as you want. Just come down.

Mandira, come down.

The media is here.

Everyone's watching... The situation is under control.

Come down.

Mandira, why are you disturbed?

I don't want to marry you.

I want to tell my viewers, that the bride has climbed up the tank...

...to protest against this marriage.

You should have told me earlier.

But its too late now, Mandira.

Yes. That's why I took this step.

Will you give up your life for that?

Give Baba sir a chance to think.

Do you want to taint his reputation?

Baba sir...

Let's solve this problem through conversation.

Don't worry. Don't worry. Not to worry anyone.

What were you saying...

Some fool's jinxed your love life.

That's just a saying.

What's done is done, dear.

Come down.

We'll accept you as your daughter-in-law.

Daughter-in-law. Come down.

Mandira, you are free.

You don't have to get married at all.

- What is he saying? - This is your life.

You can live it on your own terms.

Don't finish yourself because of us.

Am I right, Baba sir?

Mandira...you've no right to put your life in danger.

No one knows what's going on in your heart.

And anyway...there is no problem in this world that doesn't have a solution.

Please, come down.

I'll solve your problem.

What say?

Its too late now, Baba sir.

This was the only way to solve my problem.

I apologise for breaking your heart.

But I feel better after telling you about my feelings.

I am not dying with any burden on my heart.

Remember to pray for me.

No, no...

This is my last goodbye.

What are you doing? Stop.

Mandira, think about Pappu.

You love him, don't you?

I promise you...

I promise in front of the media...

...that you will marry only Pappu Mishra.

I see...

Just come down from the stairs.

Come down.

Pappu Mishra!

I...

Love...

You...

Give her a reply.

I love you too.

All's well that ends well.

We all witnessed this very proverb coming true.

All is Well.

The bride got all her demands fulfilled.

Please try to get your demands fulfilled in this way.

Or you might have to regret it.

Nilu.

Nilu.

Nilu.