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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,541 --> 00:00:21,166 The Virgin is combing her hair 2 00:00:21,625 --> 00:00:26,500 Between the curtains 3 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:31,625 Her hair is made of gold 4 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:36,958 And the comb is made of silver 5 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:38,583 But look at... 6 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,291 So you're really not spending Christmas with us? 7 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,541 I don't have time off. 8 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:50,750 You could make an effort, Lidia. You could come on the 24th. 9 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,541 I made an effort coming today. 10 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:54,625 No, you came to a work meeting. 11 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:57,750 No, I came to see you and I also had a work meeting. 12 00:00:58,250 --> 00:00:59,166 It's not the same. 13 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,916 Come on. 14 00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:03,875 No, you come on. You haven't even been to my place. 15 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:07,000 - Your place? - Yes, my place. 16 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:12,541 You have to put in the work to make it our place. 17 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:17,041 I work until 9:00 p.m. on the 24th. 18 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:19,458 Babe, but we always spend Christmas here. 19 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:21,666 We've only spent one Christmas here. 20 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,583 The only one we've spent together, 21 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,875 therefore we always spend Christmas here. 22 00:01:25,958 --> 00:01:27,750 You know I live in Monterrey. 23 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:30,041 - Do you want me to be alone? - No. 24 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:34,583 Never. That's why we'll spend it here. My mom won't be here. 25 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:38,250 Neither will my dad, and I don't want you to leave me alone. 26 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:41,833 Okay, I have a plan. You spend Christmas here with our siblings. 27 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,375 With Jaime and my mom. 28 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,916 And I'll come back for New Year's and we'll have a talk. 29 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:53,916 About what? 30 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,083 - About us. - What about us? 31 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,250 - Why? What do you mean? - Next year. 32 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,166 You can make an effort. 33 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:06,000 I swear this Christmas will be awesome. 34 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,750 Right, just like last year's. 35 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,625 - Hi, Mom. - Lidia. 36 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:15,791 Last chance to stay home for Christmas. 37 00:02:15,916 --> 00:02:17,583 We're on our way to get the turkey. 38 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,750 What a hit! Turn it up. 39 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:23,250 No, buy the smallest turkey. I told you I have to work. 40 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,958 Emilio, that song makes zero sense. 41 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:26,875 Hey, I like it. 42 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,500 You're right, sweetie, work comes first. 43 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:32,791 Really? 44 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:34,250 Wow. 45 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,375 Where are you? At Santa Claus' rave? 46 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,625 You know what? I'll call you back. 47 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:43,666 - Emilio García! - What? 48 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:46,000 You're lacking Christmas spirit. 49 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,833 Things have been tense since yesterday. 50 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:50,500 Why? 51 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:54,041 What do you mean, "why"? Manuel and Lidia are doing terrible. 52 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,625 Yes, that's over. 53 00:02:56,916 --> 00:02:59,125 No, Rosita, I thought they were doing great. 54 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:02,916 Holding hands... I think Lidia looked better than ever. 55 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,083 Manuel too. 56 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:07,375 I mean, he's never been great but he didn't complain yesterday. 57 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:12,083 Look, what was Lidia doing while we were planning the Christmas party? 58 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,000 Bitching 59 00:03:13,083 --> 00:03:15,750 - Lalo! - No. She was smiling, wasn't she? 60 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:19,208 What was she doing while we were handing out names 61 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:21,625 - for Secret Santa? - A bitch face? 62 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:23,875 No, she was smiling as well. 63 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:25,166 Exactly. 64 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:28,958 If Lidia's not fighting, it means she's done. 65 00:03:30,541 --> 00:03:32,625 - If you say so, Rosita. - Yes, I say so. 66 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:38,083 If Lidia doesn't come for Christmas, the next step will be divorce. 67 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:40,791 Why does Lidia have to come for Christmas? 68 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,333 Manuel is being stubborn. 69 00:03:42,416 --> 00:03:45,833 She's working and paying their bills. He should fix this. 70 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:48,041 Team Lidia over here. 71 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,583 I'll miss you, Jaime. 72 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:55,625 Why? 73 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:59,083 If our family depends on Manuel, we're screwed. 74 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:00,666 He's never had a good idea. 75 00:04:00,791 --> 00:04:02,791 - Stop being like that. - It's true! 76 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:03,875 He's right. 77 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,916 Our families meeting at Christmas dinner... 78 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,833 Worst idea ever. 79 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:13,041 Please, let's spend Christmas together. 80 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,750 My mom taught yours how to cook the turkey. 81 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:17,291 Plus, we all get along now. 82 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:18,291 They do. 83 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:20,375 We don't. 84 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,916 I had enough with last year's Christmas. 85 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:27,458 I'm fed up with Christmas! 86 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:30,666 CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED 87 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:38,250 ONE YEAR EARLIER (THE DAY THE FAMILIES MET) 88 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:39,333 Mom! 89 00:04:43,541 --> 00:04:44,416 What's up, Mom? 90 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:53,000 - How are you? - Great, but what are you doing here? 91 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,916 I mean, you can come anytime. This is your house but... 92 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:58,708 - Are you skinny? - Am I? 93 00:04:58,791 --> 00:05:00,250 You're not eating well. 94 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,666 I'll put you on a vitamin T diet. 95 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,500 - Tortas and tamales. Emilio! - No, I'm fine. 96 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:08,416 Listen, I came to see if you needed help with anything. 97 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:12,250 No, I have everything under control. 98 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,375 Mom, this doesn't look Christmassy. 99 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:16,875 I can't believe her. 100 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:21,125 No tree, no ornaments, not even a Christmas Nativity. 101 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:24,000 What's a birthday party without the birthday boy? 102 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,708 MERRY CHRISTMAS SAN ROMÁN 103 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,666 Hey! I'm home. 104 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:33,083 Manuelito, my darling. 105 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:41,166 I'm so glad you're home. I have a surprise for you. 106 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:45,833 My mom's turkey with bacon gravy, 107 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:47,875 the only thing she can cook. 108 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:49,333 Or the Christmas photo. 109 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:51,083 How pretty! 110 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,541 Your sister says we're not Christmassy enough. 111 00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:55,958 Well, we're not. 112 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:57,916 Mom. 113 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,875 Why does Santa never stop at our house? 114 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:04,291 Santa Claus is an American spy 115 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:07,875 who breaks into homes in Third World countries 116 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:09,875 to destabilize them. 117 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:11,666 Really, Mom. 118 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:14,208 It's a miracle we didn't turn out worse. 119 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,250 Don't you worry, yeah? I'll light this place 120 00:06:17,458 --> 00:06:18,666 as if it were downtown. 121 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,500 - Or like a mall... - No! 122 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:21,416 Or... 123 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,166 What will you do? 124 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:26,041 Poke will help me out with some things. 125 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,708 Do you want fake snow or is it too much? 126 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:31,750 Forget it, we turned out pretty horrible. 127 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:33,375 Right? 128 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:35,916 Yes. 129 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:37,083 Fine. 130 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:38,958 Just make sure it's pretty. 131 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:42,333 Definitely prettier than marrying a posh prince. 132 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:45,250 Yes, Emilio. Please make it look pretty. 133 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:49,708 We need to help your sister show off with her in-laws. 134 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:51,916 I don't want to show off, but they're coming 135 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,833 for the first time and I want to make a good impression. 136 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:56,708 - Pose for the picture. - No. 137 00:06:58,083 --> 00:06:59,750 I'm not taking a photo without Lidia. 138 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:00,791 Manuel! 139 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:04,750 I wasn't invited to your wedding. 140 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,458 You didn't stay here at home. 141 00:07:07,791 --> 00:07:10,250 I sacrificed my Christmas for you! 142 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:12,375 And you can't do something as simple 143 00:07:12,791 --> 00:07:15,666 as being in the family photo? 144 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,625 Yes, I can. 145 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:20,875 Yes, I can. 146 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:22,166 Sit straight. 147 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:25,708 - Ready? - Yes. 148 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:26,750 Smile. 149 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:38,083 Done. Now open your presents. 150 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,666 - Yes! - Yes! 151 00:07:43,416 --> 00:07:45,500 What's wrong, Manuelito? You don't like it? 152 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:50,375 I thought Santa didn't bring presents if you misbehaved. 153 00:08:03,291 --> 00:08:04,541 It's not warm. 154 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,583 - Is it broken? - Of course not. 155 00:08:07,666 --> 00:08:09,125 But you know how it is. 156 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:12,500 It depends on its mood. 157 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,666 I don't get why you don't change it. 158 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:18,916 Don't let it hear you, 159 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,791 or it won't work at all. 160 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,708 It hasn't worked in years! 161 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:27,041 Baby, this oven has great sentimental value. 162 00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:29,500 Your dad installed it. The turkey will be fine. 163 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:32,333 Don't worry. You just have to be patient. 164 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:36,666 Okay, what about the cod, the apple salad, the romeritos? 165 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:40,666 Everything will be ready, I have time. 166 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:45,375 So lose that military dictator face. 167 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,000 What's that? 168 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,875 Grandma's recipes. 169 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:55,833 It's unreadable. 170 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:58,250 You're terrible, baby. 171 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,708 First you complain about the oven and now Grandma. 172 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:04,250 Mom, my mother-in-law makes a turkey with bacon gravy 173 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:05,666 that has won awards. 174 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:17,791 Mom! 175 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,250 What is it, darling? 176 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:20,791 You're making dinner. 177 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,708 Yes. I had a thought. 178 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:25,291 What? 179 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,666 Since we don't know what they're serving at Lidia's, 180 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,500 we can have another dinner here. 181 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:32,416 Mom! 182 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:36,791 You and Lidia are invited. Great idea, right? 183 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:38,625 Okay, that's enough. 184 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:41,000 Understand that we're spending Christmas 185 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,625 at Lidia's family's home. 186 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,083 And we'll have a great time. 187 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:48,166 And we'll eat everything they serve, okay? 188 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,083 Lalo. 189 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:52,541 Don't steal anything from the house. 190 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:55,791 Mom, Manuel put a negative label on me. 191 00:09:56,291 --> 00:10:00,083 Your brother is going to therapy, the psychologist says he's doing great. 192 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:01,916 - Sof. - What? 193 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,416 No activism, please. 194 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,750 Don't say Christmas is a capitalist invention. 195 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:08,375 Or that religion was invented out of fear 196 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,083 - from being lonely. - Stay out of it. 197 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:13,125 Yes. That too. It's a Christmas dinner. 198 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,125 Let's have a good time. It's not hard. 199 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,750 Silenced by a Whitexican. 200 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:19,583 You're also a Whitexican. 201 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:20,791 Accept your privilege. 202 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:26,208 Since you got married, everything we do is wrong. 203 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:31,291 Sorry. I just want us to be a normal family. 204 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:37,000 Okay. We all agree then. Right? 205 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,375 Okay. 206 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,000 I have some important calls to make. 207 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,250 I'll check on the turkey. 208 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,708 - What? - How did you do it? 209 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:53,625 Do what? 210 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,833 Convince Mom to go to your mother-in-law's. 211 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,416 You're her favorite, but that's too much. 212 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,958 I just talked to her, it was very reasonable. 213 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,583 No, Manuel. No! 214 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,958 I already started prepping and I won't cancel now. 215 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:11,458 Mom, Lidia's dad died on December 24th. 216 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:12,791 Really? 217 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:17,291 Yes. And that's why they spend every Christmas 218 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:20,125 together at their house. 219 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,500 Can you make that sacrifice, Mom? 220 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:24,625 Fine, darling. 221 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,875 Did he really die on the 24th? 222 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,708 Yes, it's a very delicate topic for the family. 223 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,791 So don't say a word about it. 224 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,250 No comments, okay? 225 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:38,500 The good thing is that, after this, you won't be the favorite anymore. 226 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,291 I want everything pretty and legal, Emilio. 227 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:49,708 Lidis, before you go, your purse looks worn out. 228 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,375 You need a new one. 229 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,791 I got a great deal on some authentic purses. 230 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:54,833 I'm reselling them. 231 00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:55,833 They're Ducci. 232 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,958 - Gucci? - No, Ducci. 233 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:04,166 They're running out, so I'd hurry if I were you. 234 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,958 Okay, I'll buy one, but under one condition. 235 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:09,250 Don't offer them to my mother-in-law. 236 00:12:09,916 --> 00:12:11,125 Okay, I promise. 237 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,083 Hey. 238 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,083 How did it go? 239 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,333 My house is ready to host the best Christmas of your lives. 240 00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:35,875 - How was your family? - Great. 241 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:40,333 They're very excited to meet each other. 242 00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:41,250 Good. 243 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,291 Was I supposed to tell her the truth? 244 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,208 No. 245 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:47,375 You know what I'll do? 246 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:52,625 What? 247 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:58,250 I'll give you your present in advance. 248 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:00,750 Oh, I love that. 249 00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:16,875 Thank you. 250 00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:21,583 Hurry up, my donkey, let's go see Jesus 251 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:25,583 With my little donkey I'm going to Bethlehem 252 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:29,583 With my little donkey I'm going to Bethlehem 253 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,083 No, no, no. 254 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,291 Holy shit. 255 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,250 What's up? Do you like it? 256 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:41,375 It's very Christmassy. 257 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,625 Poke had a lot of cool ornaments, 258 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:48,333 but nobody wanted these, so I felt bad and brought them home. 259 00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:51,041 Wait until you see the inside. 260 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:59,458 Hurry up, my little donkey We're almost there 261 00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:00,708 What's that? 262 00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:03,916 You wanted Christmas, sis, so I brought Christmas. 263 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,791 Why did you bring a donkey? 264 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:15,083 I see you've met Ramiro. 265 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,666 What? Nothing says Christmas like a donkey. 266 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,000 No, it's not fear. 267 00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,250 It's respect for the beast. 268 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,458 When I was little, I went to a ranch and a donkey... 269 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,541 Bit me. 270 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:33,416 Only that happened, it's the official version, okay? 271 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,958 It's the Virgin and St. Joseph's ride. 272 00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:39,791 They we're going to kill him to make Cheetos. 273 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:40,708 No! 274 00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:44,083 But don't say anything, it's a sensitive topic. 275 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:46,750 It can't stay, Emilio. 276 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:49,083 It'll get stolen outside, like my bike. 277 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,625 Put him in the laundry room and take care of him. 278 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:57,541 Everything okay? 279 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,500 Yes! It's super cute. 280 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,416 It took me by surprise. 281 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:06,541 That was Lidia. 282 00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:08,666 Remember I told you about her? 283 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,625 Mom, how's everything going? Do you need any help? 284 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,250 The cod and the romeritos are done. 285 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,791 We just need to heat them up. 286 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:28,291 And to add the raisins to the apple salad, 287 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:33,375 and we put it in the fridge because it's best served cold. 288 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,625 And the turkey? 289 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:36,583 Ta-da! 290 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,083 It's making progress. 291 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,125 Did you rinse the cod? 292 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,625 Are you supposed to rinse cod? 293 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,833 How would I know? 294 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:48,708 That's basic. 295 00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:52,041 You need to wash everything before cooking. 296 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:53,958 Okay. 297 00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:55,916 What's with the dress? 298 00:15:56,291 --> 00:16:00,416 Manuel's mom gave it to me when... Go away. When they went to Stanford. 299 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,833 It's very... festive. 300 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,833 Giddy-up, little donkey, giddy-up 301 00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:14,500 Go faster, we're late 302 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,166 Giddy-up... 303 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,666 It's incredible. 304 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,916 Is this for real? 305 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:24,000 The decoration is very special. Very eye-catching and bright. 306 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,833 - In-law... - I'm glad you liked it. 307 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:31,958 And I'm glad you came, our house is your house. 308 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,166 This isn't our house. 309 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,125 It's an expression. 310 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,041 Emilio! 311 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,291 This is my son. 312 00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,791 - Emilio. - What's up, in-laws! 313 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,750 They're not your in-laws. 314 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,166 - Then what are they? - My in-laws. 315 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,208 Call me whatever you want, son. 316 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:48,625 Thanks, Mom-in-law. 317 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,333 It was about time we got all together, right? 318 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:59,625 Yes, especially now that we're family. 319 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,833 Funny, right? 320 00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:05,625 We don't even know each other and we're family now. 321 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,708 Yes. 322 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,875 So funny. 323 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:17,458 Where can I put the presents? Here? 324 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,333 We said no presents, Mom. 325 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:26,166 They're nothing really. 326 00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:30,333 - I told her, Manuel. - Francisco. 327 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,166 It's not a problem. 328 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:35,541 - We also have presents for you. - We do? 329 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,291 - Of course. - No, we don't. 330 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,208 Yes, the presents. 331 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,791 That we do have. 332 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,833 I'll go get them. You stay with the guests. 333 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:46,958 Mom! 334 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:48,791 Come here, Mom. 335 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,333 Do you want to see a dancing Santa? 336 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,791 If we said there would be no presents, 337 00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,875 let's say we don't have any presents. 338 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:02,333 No, it'd look bad not to give them anything. 339 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,166 Oh, baby, calm down. 340 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,416 We'll give them girdles. I have a lot of samples. 341 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,750 Yeah, right. 342 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,791 Girdles for the kid and my father-in-law. 343 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,208 What's wrong? 344 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,500 Girdles aren't only for women. 345 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,791 Colombian technology is very advanced. 346 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,833 They're working on their fat men division. 347 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,708 With the abdominal distension that man has... 348 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:26,875 He needs one. 349 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,958 I know what we'll do. 350 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:34,291 We'll do the same thing we did whenever I went to a birthday party. 351 00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:36,583 Re-gifting. 352 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,458 Nice purse, Mom-in-law. 353 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,666 It's a special edition. There are only 50 in the world. 354 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:52,041 I'm very into the fashion world. 355 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,500 You are? 356 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,916 Yes, in fact, I'm selling a brand of Italian purses 357 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,958 with very high quality, handmade. 358 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,583 You don't say. 359 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:05,458 I can't sell them to you because Lidis asked me not to. 360 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,833 But if I did, I could give you a discount. 361 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,041 I'll buy a bunch. 362 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:13,083 But within reason, right? 363 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,625 Just don't say anything to Lidis. You know how she is. 364 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,875 Well, you don't know her, but you will. 365 00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:22,833 It'll work out. 366 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,166 Everything's fine. 367 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,500 - Careful, baby. - With what? 368 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,875 You don't appreciate re-gifting anymore. 369 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,375 So what, Mom? 370 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,125 Well... 371 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,375 You can turn into an insufferable posh girl. 372 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:42,416 It's very easy to step onto the other side. 373 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,875 You try regular prices and you forget the charm of a bargain. 374 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,041 Who else is coming? 375 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:57,000 - What is it? - I'm looking for Rosita. 376 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,916 - Good evening. - Good evening. 377 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,791 - Rosita. - Jaime. 378 00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,833 I was killing time before Midnight Mass 379 00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:07,333 and I decided to drop by to give you your present. 380 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,000 I hope I'm not being inappropriate. 381 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,375 No, it's not that. 382 00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:17,041 It's just that I wasn't expecting you. 383 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,833 - It's Christmas Eve. - I couldn't wait. 384 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:22,958 Won't you introduce us? 385 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,541 Kids, this is Jaime. 386 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,000 Good evening, kids. 387 00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:33,541 Jaime is... a friend. 388 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,375 Young man, can you help me with the present? It's heavy. 389 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:40,416 Good evening. 390 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,875 - Good evening. - Good evening. 391 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,333 Evening. 392 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,541 - Cute. - I spent the whole night making it. 393 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,250 It stinks. 394 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,333 Really? 395 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:50,708 Radishes? 396 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:54,666 Are they organic? 397 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:59,500 Wow. It's the best snack plate I've seen in my short life. 398 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,708 You shouldn't have. 399 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,916 Since you said you didn't have a Nativity scene... 400 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:10,083 I thought, what's more Christmassy than a Nativity made out of radishes? 401 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:15,208 It's very pretty, very folksy. Very Mexican, right? 402 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,875 Indeed, it's very Mexican. 403 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:22,291 In Oaxaca, on December 23rd, we celebrate Night of the Radishes. 404 00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:26,833 Learn something. 405 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:31,875 The smell is a little strong, but you get used to it. 406 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,625 - Did you like it, Rosita? - A lot. 407 00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:36,375 - Yes? I'm glad. - Thank you. 408 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,500 I'm leaving. Merry Christmas, everyone. 409 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:41,625 - You too. - No, no. 410 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,625 Take care. 411 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:46,291 Wait, where will you spend Christmas? 412 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:50,666 By myself. My family lives in Oaxaca. 413 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,000 And my boss wouldn't give me full vacation time. 414 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,875 So I'll have dinner in my room. 415 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,666 No way! Come on. 416 00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:03,458 Yes, Rosita, I have it all planned out. 417 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,750 No, no, no. Let's see. 418 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,666 You're staying for dinner with us. 419 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,708 Who's that man, Mom? 420 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:19,208 He's the security guard at a client's building. 421 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:22,083 I gave him some catalogs to pass them around. 422 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:26,375 And we started having coffee every now and then. 423 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,500 Mom, why did you invite him? 424 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:32,291 I mean, you brought Manuel and his relatives. 425 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,458 Because it's a family Christmas dinner. 426 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:38,500 If that's the case, I know Jaime better. 427 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,000 Baby, don't be like that. 428 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:44,875 Imagine the poor Virgin being denied shelter 429 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:50,416 and having poor baby Jesus lying around the road naked. 430 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,083 It's like when we were kids 431 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,625 and you picked up stray dogs all the time, Lidis. 432 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,041 No one said anything. 433 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,666 Wasn't he on my side? 434 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,708 Okay, fine. The radish man stays. 435 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,833 - Can I help with anything? - No, thank you. 436 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:10,625 I don't know if Manuelito told you, but I studied at Cordon Bleu. 437 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:14,875 And I make an award-winning turkey with bacon gravy. 438 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,833 - Which awards? - Several. 439 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,708 Well, I'm a diamond level seller. 440 00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:22,666 Want to see the turkey? 441 00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:23,875 No! 442 00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:28,041 I mean, she's our guest. Come on. 443 00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:30,625 I'd love to know how you're preparing it. 444 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:35,625 Just out of curiosity. To see how you're doing it. 445 00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:41,666 It's a slow cooking technique by a very famous chef. 446 00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:43,041 Which chef? 447 00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:45,083 Chepina Peralta. 448 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:51,125 - Can I help you slice the snacks? - No, please. 449 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,791 - Because we need... - Have fun. 450 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,166 Do you have a ham stand? 451 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,416 - We have all the stands. - I forgot mine. 452 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,375 - My God! - You're the guests. 453 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,708 Jorge. Everything okay? 454 00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:04,750 People are talking. 455 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,375 And it's making me nervous. 456 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,083 What's up, Dad? 457 00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:10,750 What are you doing? 458 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:14,291 I was calling your Uncle Jorge to wish him a Merry Christmas. 459 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,666 Are you okay? You look worried. 460 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,666 - You know him. He gets upset. - Right. 461 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,791 Listen... I'm glad you're here, 462 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:29,083 because... I wanted to thank you. 463 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,833 For what? 464 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,416 You didn't mock our Vegas wedding, 465 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,083 and that means a lot to me. 466 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,333 Las Vegas. 467 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:40,416 Elvis. 468 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,541 No fucking way! 469 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:47,375 - Do it harder. - This one doesn't work either. 470 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,166 See? Nothing. 471 00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:50,625 Another one. 472 00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:53,291 - We don't have another one. - What? 473 00:24:54,833 --> 00:25:00,208 I don't get why she didn't bring cocktail sausages in sauce, 474 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,250 like regular people. 475 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,291 I don't get why you told her 476 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,291 we had a ham stand. 477 00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:08,583 Because we have this cutting board, and that one, and that one, 478 00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:11,875 and a lot of respectable boards. 479 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,416 Mom, what's wrong? 480 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:17,166 Hey. 481 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,041 - Baby. - Do you need help? 482 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:25,208 Okay, who wants some punch? 483 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:29,666 - I do! - Not you, buddy. Mr. Father-in-law. 484 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,125 Me neither. I get drunk easily. 485 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:36,625 - I'll take one. - Well done, Mom-in-law. 486 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,833 I have a super popular Christmas cocktail. 487 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,583 All my friends ask me for the recipe. 488 00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:47,000 I add pears to the brandy, ginger wine, 489 00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:51,166 nutmeg, lime juice, cognac. 490 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,500 And I flambé it. It turns out... 491 00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:55,750 Flambé, my ass. 492 00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:57,791 Let's see if you like this one. 493 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:03,875 Very exotic. 494 00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:06,666 I have a feeling we'll get along, ma'am. 495 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,958 We have a little problem with the ham. 496 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:12,583 - Can I help? - No. 497 00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:15,291 Your son is helping us. 498 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:31,166 Just in case, go buy some chips. 499 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,083 - Okay. - I'll go too. 500 00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:35,000 - Are you sure? - Yes. 501 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:38,916 - So she gets to know the neighborhood. - Just be careful. 502 00:26:39,125 --> 00:26:39,958 Oh, Mom... 503 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,958 No, ma'am, wait, don't close! 504 00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:46,875 Let me buy some chips, yeah? Just some chips 505 00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:47,791 Emilio. 506 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:51,291 - It's December 24th. - Just some chips. Please. 507 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:54,291 Just because you let me pay for the purse until February. 508 00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:56,625 The January budget crunch is really tough. 509 00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,708 - Take whatever you want. - Thanks, ma'am. 510 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,583 - Who is this doll? - A friend. 511 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,833 - Nice to meet you. - Hi, beautiful. 512 00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:09,125 - Go ahead. It's a Christmas present. - No, don't worry, ma'am. 513 00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:12,125 Emilio has been really nice to me. Take anything you want. 514 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:13,916 - Thank you. - Don't be shy. 515 00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:17,166 - Hey. - What? 516 00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:20,166 It's a long time until February, right? 517 00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:24,708 It's not nice to want to buy something pretty and not have money. 518 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,583 You have to trust people. 519 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:29,125 Thank you, ma'am. 520 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:31,333 - Merry Christmas, kids. - You too. 521 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:34,083 - Enjoy. - Thanks. 522 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:38,625 That's no way to run a business. 523 00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:44,708 Oh, well, if it wasn't for my big heart, 524 00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:47,125 I'd be one of the richest men in Mexico. 525 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,208 Hey, help me out. 526 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,333 That's better. Mexico's richest men are idiots. 527 00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:56,458 They might be idiots, but they have a lot of money. 528 00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:01,041 We're counting the days for Francisco to retire. 529 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:02,958 Next January, right? 530 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:06,958 Now we'll finally travel all around the world like we've always wanted. 531 00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:11,583 The whole world is too much. 532 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,708 We also said we'd live on an island. 533 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:16,666 Remember? 534 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,375 The one where the kids swam with sharks. 535 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,541 Manuelito loved extreme experiences. 536 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,500 - Really? - My kids too. 537 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:30,791 That's why I took them to Acapulco on spring break to see the animals. 538 00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:37,041 We had grilled fish, we watched the sunset. 539 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,583 It was a once-in-a-lifetime trip. 540 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,208 Yes, once-in-a-lifetime. 541 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:44,125 The only trip we ever had. 542 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:51,166 I had a plate from our last visit around here... 543 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:56,541 That's weird. Where did Emilio put it? 544 00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:07,041 I've been thinking that if I make an effort... 545 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,083 I could retire when I'm 90. 546 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:21,083 You should invest your money, Rosi. We started with very little. 547 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:24,666 And now we have enough for Francisco to retire, 548 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,666 for the children to go to college, 549 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:33,125 and for Manuel to have something while he finds a job, right? 550 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:35,500 We're both looking for work, ma'am. 551 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:36,541 Yes. 552 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:37,791 That's the attitude. 553 00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:40,750 - To find a job. Soon. - Yes. 554 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,583 We don't have to travel all around the world. 555 00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:46,958 We don't know Mexico. 556 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:49,791 There is plenty to see here. 557 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,166 Of course. Well said, sir. 558 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,583 We have to appreciate what we have. 559 00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:58,708 People are dazzled with America and Europe 560 00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:00,250 and they forget their roots. 561 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,166 In fact, why don't you come with me to Midnight Mass? 562 00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:10,416 - Anyone want something to drink? - Yes, a little more wine, please. 563 00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:11,541 - Manuel? - Me too. 564 00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:13,375 So, are you coming? 565 00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:19,500 I used to go to that Mass when I was little, with my grandparents. 566 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,375 I've never been to Mass. 567 00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:23,291 Of course you have, darling. 568 00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,875 - When? - When you were baptized. 569 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,625 With all due respect, ma'am. 570 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,375 Cut the crap. 571 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,500 Well, that's weird. 572 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:36,500 I can't find the shepherds you gave me for Mother's Day either. 573 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:45,750 Emilio must have put them away when he was setting up the decorations. 574 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:50,791 Okay, the point is we have to find them. 575 00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:54,250 MANU. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU IN THE BATHROOM. NOW. 576 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,666 Every year she puts up the same Nativity plus one extra figurine. 577 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:07,583 The first one to find it has 365 days of good luck. 578 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:10,416 - It can't be! - It hasn't failed me. 579 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:14,708 - But how will I find it? - I'll give you a clue. 580 00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:18,333 - The donkey near the manger. - The one that's laughing? 581 00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:22,791 No, that's a poorly made dog. 582 00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,458 The one that's thinking. 583 00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:30,166 - I've never seen a donkey. - Really? 584 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,500 When we were kids, a donkey bit Manuel, 585 00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:35,625 and my mom has hated them ever since. 586 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:39,083 And he'd rather look at them from afar. 587 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,583 Not from afar, nor up close, nothing. 588 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:45,916 I've seen enough. 589 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:52,333 - What? - Nothing. You might be lucky tonight. 590 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:57,916 They say it's... 591 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:02,541 - Where did you hide it? - I told you I don't have anything. 592 00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:10,416 Give back what you stole. 593 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:15,375 This is very traumatic, I'll talk about it in therapy. 594 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:22,500 I'm watching you! 595 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:25,458 I know what this means, Manuel. 596 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:30,041 As soon as the holidays are over, we'll look for an apartment. 597 00:32:31,666 --> 00:32:33,416 I don't get why you like to struggle. 598 00:32:33,583 --> 00:32:35,625 - You can stay with us. - Or with us. 599 00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:38,666 No, we don't want to bother you. 600 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:42,500 - And you met over there? - Yes, in Stanford, during our master's. 601 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:46,458 - We're both economists. - And she's the best. 602 00:32:46,541 --> 00:32:48,791 - It's not true. You are. - Of course you are. 603 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:53,208 Very romantic but very fast. 604 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,875 It wasn't that fast. 605 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:59,000 - I think they were very brave. - Yes. 606 00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:04,625 You have to be very brave to marry someone you barely know. 607 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:08,875 - Not knowing anything about each other. - Not knowing their family. 608 00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:13,166 And with Elvis, without the archbishop, and without your mom. 609 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:16,375 - We knew each other enough. - Yes. 610 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:21,166 Really? Lidia, did you know Manu is a fan of Shakira? 611 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,958 - No, you hadn't told me. - Just a little bit. 612 00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:25,625 He even cried at her concert. 613 00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:28,583 Maybe I didn't know about Shakira, but I know what matters. 614 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:32,250 Like... you snore. 615 00:33:34,041 --> 00:33:36,500 You take forever in the bathroom. 616 00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:39,541 And I know you love lasagna. 617 00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:43,958 Lasagna? Manuelito? No, he hates lasagna. 618 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:46,500 - What? - Poor thing, he's lactose intolerant. 619 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:48,958 - Mom! - He gets terribly sick. 620 00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:54,833 - Lasagna! - I hope you like it. 621 00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:02,000 Yes? 622 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:05,166 - It's delicious. - I'm so glad you like it. 623 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,916 I want to eat this every single day. 624 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Yeah, right. 625 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,000 The chips have arrived. 626 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:20,750 We ate some on the way. Don't be mad. 627 00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:28,041 My love. 628 00:34:28,541 --> 00:34:31,375 - I made you lasagna once a week. - That... 629 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:32,583 Once a week! 630 00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:35,208 That Shakira thing was the only thing you didn't know. 631 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:38,041 You said you wanted to eat it for the rest of your life. 632 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:41,083 - What specific memory. - Your intestines can't process it. 633 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,625 What's that say about our relationship? 634 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,791 I'm checking on the turkey. 635 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:59,125 - You have to trust. It'll be fine. - Do you really think so, ma'am? 636 00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:03,583 Yes, this oven has never let us down. 637 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:08,583 Damn! This cod looks really good. 638 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,916 Come. Have a taste. 639 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:22,375 I want to eat it every single day. 640 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:23,666 Grandma's recipe. 641 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:26,000 Can you excuse me? 642 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:39,375 Sweet mother of God! 643 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,625 Sorry if I hit you too hard. 644 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:47,750 - Mom, have you seen Ramiro? - Who's Ramiro? 645 00:35:48,375 --> 00:35:49,541 My donkey. 646 00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:52,208 Did you lose the donkey? 647 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:55,041 No, I just don't know where I left him. 648 00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:59,208 I don't want this to be like the hamster all over again, we only found its bones. 649 00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:18,541 ...and at the back, we put a small Santa's cabin 650 00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:22,125 with elves made out of ice that glow in the dark. 651 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:25,416 I'm sure your Nativity was incredible. 652 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,416 It can't compare to this one. 653 00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:30,625 - It turned out nice, right? - Yes. 654 00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:34,000 - We don't put up a Nativity scene. - Of course we do. 655 00:36:35,041 --> 00:36:35,875 Where? 656 00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:38,875 You just haven't seen it, but it's out there. 657 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:42,875 I'm the first one to put up a tree in the building I work at. 658 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:46,166 A small one I brought from Chignahuapan. 659 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:50,500 Well... it seems like the turkey 660 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:54,541 will take a little more time. 661 00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:59,291 - Should we open the presents? - Yes! 662 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,000 Where's Manuel? 663 00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:03,041 Wait, dude, wait! 664 00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:05,958 Manuel. 665 00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:08,791 - Hey. - Dude. 666 00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:10,458 What are you doing? 667 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,166 - Me? - Yes, you. 668 00:37:12,291 --> 00:37:15,333 No, nothing. I'm fine. 669 00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:20,750 This one is for Rosa. 670 00:37:22,916 --> 00:37:23,791 It's made of caviar. 671 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,500 It'll help you with all those wrinkles. 672 00:37:27,833 --> 00:37:31,416 You should also use it, Esmeraldita. 673 00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:34,000 This one. 674 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,541 For Emilio. 675 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:44,916 Wow! A video game console! It's the best present of my life! 676 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,583 Of course, after the pants 677 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:50,875 you gave me for my elementary school uniform. 678 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:58,500 And well... Jaime. We don't have anything for Jaime. 679 00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:01,708 We didn't know you were coming. 680 00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:03,666 Don't worry, ma'am. 681 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,875 Celebrating with you all is the best gift. 682 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,041 This one... 683 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:13,750 is for you, Lidia. 684 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,416 Thank you so much. 685 00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:34,125 - What is this? - We bought you an apartment. 686 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,833 What? 687 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:38,083 He got married in Vegas, by Elvis! 688 00:38:38,166 --> 00:38:39,750 And he didn't invite anyone! 689 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:41,500 We didn't even know where he was. 690 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,625 - An apartment? - An apartment? 691 00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:47,416 If you don't like it, we'll return it. We haven't signed yet. 692 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,875 You don't like it, right? 693 00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:50,875 Of course we like it. 694 00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:52,916 - Yes, but it's too much. - It's too much. 695 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:58,125 - What were we thinking? - We wanted them to have a home. 696 00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,875 - It's not fully furnished yet. - Furnished? 697 00:39:01,625 --> 00:39:03,666 I was waiting 698 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,666 to hire the decorator so it's to their liking. 699 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:10,541 Now you have a place to begin your life. 700 00:39:16,791 --> 00:39:18,833 - I love you. - I love you. 701 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:23,083 - Son. Congratulations. - Thank you so much, ma'am. 702 00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:25,666 - Congratulations. - Sir, thank you so much. 703 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,291 Now it's our turn. 704 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,125 - Yes, of course. - Yes. 705 00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:36,500 Let's see. This one is for Esmeralda. 706 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,875 - Thank you. - They're eight soaps. 707 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000 It smells like a baby. 708 00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:45,500 Thanks. 709 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:49,541 This one is for Francisco. 710 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,708 Thank you very much. 711 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:54,416 The picture of a new family member. 712 00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:59,833 This one is for Sofía. 713 00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:04,625 These colors are trending in New Zealand. 714 00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,666 See how it's even got a world map? 715 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:10,750 Thank you. 716 00:40:12,083 --> 00:40:15,041 This one is for Manuel. 717 00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:16,250 Hey! 718 00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:22,208 Wow! 719 00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:24,041 I love these. 720 00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:27,083 So you don't get cold in your new apartment. 721 00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:31,166 Those socks look a lot like the ones you give me every year. 722 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,958 Maybe you won't get them this year. 723 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:36,791 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 724 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,375 And this one is for... 725 00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:46,625 the little Tasmanian devil that came to visit us. 726 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,833 Wow! 727 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,333 A thousand-piece! 728 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:55,458 It's a special edition of 970-something pieces 729 00:40:55,541 --> 00:40:58,041 to make it even harder. 730 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,708 Such nice presents. You're so creative. 731 00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:04,541 "Such nice presents." 732 00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:07,625 Such nice hypocrisy! Really, a puzzle? 733 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,333 What's wrong with that? 734 00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:14,125 - The important thing is to give your all. - It was incomplete, honey. 735 00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:33,416 - We made it through the presents. - They gave you an apartment, Lidia. 736 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:36,416 How can that compare to an incomplete puzzle? 737 00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:39,750 You give what you can. 738 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:43,375 At least the turkey will be ready. 739 00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:46,291 Do you see that thigh? It looks browner. 740 00:41:46,375 --> 00:41:47,666 It's the same as this morning. 741 00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:50,250 - What if we try it? - No. 742 00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:53,541 It's not a good idea to eat raw turkey. 743 00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:56,541 Okay, let's make your brother taste it, 744 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:59,000 he never gets sick. 745 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:00,208 No. 746 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:05,833 I have an idea. 747 00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:15,750 Are you sure Grandma cooked with that? 748 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:20,750 Yes, it gives it a smoky flavor. 749 00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:25,958 - It's better than your mother-in-law's. - What's your problem with her? 750 00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:27,666 Nothing, but... 751 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:31,208 An apartment, Lidia? 752 00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:34,208 Mom, I didn't know they would give me an apartment. 753 00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:36,666 No, no one does that. 754 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:38,500 They mean well. 755 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:43,375 That family does everything fast. 756 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:47,958 A fast wedding, the apartment. They're skipping all the steps. 757 00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:49,875 They're also my family now. 758 00:42:51,541 --> 00:42:52,833 What happened? 759 00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:56,125 Emilio's lights and your hair dryer blew out a fuse. 760 00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:58,833 - Let's see. - No, not there. 761 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:04,166 Tell me. 762 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,083 Do you think Manuel and I got married too fast? 763 00:43:09,375 --> 00:43:10,375 Yes. 764 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:17,458 Especially because you don't make rash decisions. 765 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,958 That's why we didn't let you pick the Christmas movie. 766 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:25,083 Because you had to read the director's biography, 767 00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:27,416 the movie's review... 768 00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:31,750 I don't know why I did it. 769 00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:33,500 You fell in love. 770 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:36,541 But I don't even know him. 771 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:40,333 You mean because of the donkey thing? 772 00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:42,416 He's scared of donkeys. 773 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:45,583 See? Even you know him better. 774 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,041 And what's with Mom? 775 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:51,250 She's acting weird. Why did she do this? 776 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,791 She wanted to show off to you. 777 00:43:57,041 --> 00:43:59,666 You now belong to the one percent, Lidia. 778 00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:02,958 How will we compete against that? 779 00:44:07,375 --> 00:44:08,708 Give me my phone. 780 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:12,083 This one blew. 781 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,875 This would never have happened at home. 782 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,416 Mom. 783 00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:25,333 We would be eating my turkey with bacon gravy by now. 784 00:44:25,416 --> 00:44:27,666 It's not even that good. It's too greasy. 785 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,958 - What did I do wrong? - Sofi's right. 786 00:44:32,916 --> 00:44:35,750 The turkey I saw in the kitchen looks light. 787 00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,666 I'm sure it'll be tasty. 788 00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:42,625 - See? Everything we do seems wrong to you. - Sofi said it, not me. 789 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,041 What's wrong with you? 790 00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,750 But you have changed. I talked about it in therapy. 791 00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:50,291 It stresses me out. 792 00:44:51,041 --> 00:44:53,375 - See what you're doing to the boy? - Come on. 793 00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:57,375 That's enough. 794 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:02,500 Lidia's family is making a great effort. 795 00:45:02,583 --> 00:45:05,750 Remember this is a very sad day for them. 796 00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:08,958 So we will eat the turkey. 797 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,750 - Or whatever they give us. - Okay. 798 00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:13,875 If they give us anything. 799 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,083 - No way. - Mom! 800 00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:27,291 Mom, you barely know him and you're kissing him? 801 00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:34,166 My mom was kissing Jaime. 802 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:40,833 Precisely today? That's terrible. 803 00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:43,625 Yes, just now, I saw them. 804 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:47,666 But it's such a difficult day for all of you. 805 00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:49,291 - What? - Weren't... 806 00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:52,250 Weren't we going to the Mass thing? 807 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,333 Midnight Mass. 808 00:45:54,416 --> 00:45:55,916 But it's still too early. 809 00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,958 It's never too early to visit God's house. 810 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:15,541 Okay. 811 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:17,750 Maybe it was too early. 812 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,250 Yes, the radish man said so. 813 00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:27,458 There's blood everywhere. It's awesome. 814 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,708 How nice to see such a close-knit family. 815 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,583 What's the name of that pretty boy? 816 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:39,416 Lalo. 817 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,458 Do you want to help me collect the alms? 818 00:46:41,541 --> 00:46:42,375 No! 819 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:48,541 We shouldn't take away this... 820 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:51,791 special opportunity from other kids. 821 00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:55,416 My God! Let him participate. 822 00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:58,333 Can everyone see how he limits me? 823 00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:00,416 Come. I'll show you how. 824 00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:10,083 May the Lord be with you. 825 00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:11,416 And with your spirit. 826 00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:13,500 Lift up your hearts. 827 00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,833 We lift our hearts to the Lord. 828 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,125 - Let us thank... - Thanks. 829 00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:19,166 ...the Lord who is our God- 830 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,666 Brothers, sisters. 831 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,916 Mrs. Mary reminds you that tomorrow she'll announce 832 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,166 the winner of the Christmas basket for the biggest turkey. 833 00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:35,166 And she encourages you to try harder next year, 834 00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:39,333 especially Mrs. Coquita, who brought one that weighed one a half kilos. 835 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:42,000 That's all for the announcements. 836 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:44,250 - May I? - Yes. 837 00:47:44,333 --> 00:47:45,416 Thank you. 838 00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:47,541 Hi. 839 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,458 For those who are interested, 840 00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:52,333 I'm selling a very fashionable purse brand. 841 00:47:53,041 --> 00:47:55,958 I'm sure you've seen it, right? 842 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:58,666 Famous people wear it, Ducci. 843 00:47:59,166 --> 00:48:01,583 They're Italian, like the Vatican. 844 00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:19,041 - Give back what you stole, Satan. - What did you say? 845 00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:22,291 This demon stole the alms. 846 00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:26,791 - I knew it. - My son is no demon. 847 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:30,125 He's hyperactive, sure, but that's all. 848 00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:32,875 I didn't know I couldn't keep the money. 849 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:34,541 No one told me. 850 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:38,583 See? It's your fault because you didn't tell him. 851 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:39,500 Mom. 852 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:44,375 Eduardo, give the money back to the lady. 853 00:48:46,666 --> 00:48:47,583 Fine. 854 00:48:48,666 --> 00:48:51,458 Even though it wasn't my child's mistake, 855 00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:54,958 we'll give you triple the amount you collected. 856 00:48:55,041 --> 00:48:57,875 - Right, Francisco? - But he's giving it back. 857 00:48:57,958 --> 00:49:01,000 God rewards generosity and punishes stinginess. 858 00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:02,750 It's up to you. 859 00:49:04,625 --> 00:49:06,750 - Do you take credit cards? - Yes, of course. 860 00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:08,750 In installments? 861 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:16,250 It's a miracle! 862 00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:20,458 - It's a Christmas miracle. - The power is back. 863 00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:27,166 I think now we'll finally have dinner. 864 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:29,708 I'm sure the turkey is ready. 865 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:33,416 And the cod was delicious, right, Manuel? 866 00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:37,208 Yes, it's delicious, ma'am. 867 00:49:37,291 --> 00:49:40,250 Careful, Mom. He said the same about my lasagna. 868 00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:43,166 Sweetheart. 869 00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:46,291 No, it's really good. 870 00:49:57,250 --> 00:49:59,958 What happened? The donkey. 871 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,250 Ramiro... 872 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:07,791 - Don't get close, he has rabies. - Manuelito, I'll protect you. 873 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,125 You swim with sharks but a donkey scares you? 874 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,458 It's not fear, I respect them! There. 875 00:50:13,333 --> 00:50:15,791 Sharks have never bitten him. 876 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,875 It's super cute! 877 00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:21,958 - See? I told you there'd be surprises. - My radishes! No! 878 00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,875 No... My figurines. 879 00:50:23,958 --> 00:50:27,375 - Poor Ramiro, you were hungry. - Drop that, donkey. 880 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,958 The dinner. 881 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:37,958 Not even the donkey ate the cod, ma'am. 882 00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:43,666 My cod! 883 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:48,541 Damn Ramiro! 884 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,875 At least the turkey is exactly as we left it. 885 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:54,791 Yes. 886 00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,541 Raw. 887 00:50:56,875 --> 00:51:00,333 Baby, tone down your negativity. 888 00:51:00,416 --> 00:51:01,333 No. 889 00:51:01,416 --> 00:51:04,791 I don't know why I thought this could be a good idea. 890 00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:06,375 What are you trying to say? 891 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:08,833 That we can't have a normal Christmas. 892 00:51:08,916 --> 00:51:11,708 All of our Christmases are normal. 893 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:14,291 Really? No one is having a good time. 894 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,125 Except for your boyfriend. 895 00:51:16,208 --> 00:51:18,500 He's having an awesome time. 896 00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:20,000 Listen, baby. 897 00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:22,500 I understand this wasn't the best moment 898 00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:25,333 to meet him, but Jaime and I are friends. 899 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:28,041 Sometimes we go out, kiss a little. 900 00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:29,958 - Normal things. - What do I care? 901 00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:34,958 We're not a couple because I don't know him well enough 902 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:38,541 and I won't marry him out of the blue! 903 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:41,833 So this how it's going to be now? Fine. 904 00:51:42,041 --> 00:51:47,125 Look, I think we should discuss this after dinner. 905 00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:51,291 - What dinner? - The one I've been cooking all day 906 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:54,583 so you can show off to your new family! 907 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,125 Manuel, leave that, he won't bite you. He's so calm. 908 00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:12,208 Come on, Sofía. You're blinded by the animal. 909 00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:15,250 Can't you see how he's looking at me? With hatred. 910 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,208 - With hunger. - How can he be hungry? 911 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,333 He ate my entire radish Nativity. 912 00:52:21,041 --> 00:52:22,375 Can I pet him? 913 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:24,250 No, no, no. 914 00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:25,833 He's dangerous. 915 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,791 Demon versus demon, maybe Lalito will win. 916 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,708 Are you going to criticize us again? 917 00:52:31,791 --> 00:52:33,458 Do you want me to criticize him? 918 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:37,916 Let's see. Eduardo, give back what you've stolen. 919 00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,333 He already did. 920 00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:42,458 No, Dad, your little klepto son has been stealing things 921 00:52:42,541 --> 00:52:44,666 from this house since he arrived. 922 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:48,541 I have the number of a few correctional institutions. 923 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:50,000 In case you need them. 924 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,166 - Please. - Stay out of it, sir. 925 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:54,708 I agree. You've done enough. 926 00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:58,583 - Me? - Yes. Poor kid. 927 00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:00,833 Finding out his mom has a new boyfriend. 928 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:02,666 No, I'm not her boyfriend, ma'am. 929 00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:07,833 I was clearly told there's something called friends with benefits. 930 00:53:10,833 --> 00:53:11,750 Easy... 931 00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:13,875 Son. 932 00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:16,750 Don't say that. 933 00:53:17,583 --> 00:53:20,666 On the anniversary of the death 934 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,750 - of this poor boy's dad. - No, Mom. 935 00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:24,375 - May he rest in peace. - Mom. 936 00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:26,041 No. My dad died in March. 937 00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:34,541 December, honey. Your daddy died in December. 938 00:53:35,041 --> 00:53:37,916 No, he died in March, around spring. 939 00:53:39,375 --> 00:53:40,375 What? 940 00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:45,083 Yes, in fact, every time I think of Benito Juárez I get sad. 941 00:53:45,583 --> 00:53:48,041 - The party is over. - Mom. 942 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:49,291 There's no dinner. 943 00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:51,416 This wouldn't have happened at my house. 944 00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:53,916 Of course there will be dinner. Don't worry. 945 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,833 Lidia, don't lie. The donkey ate most of the food. 946 00:53:58,916 --> 00:53:59,750 Mom. 947 00:53:59,833 --> 00:54:02,625 Donkeys are insatiable. Right, Manuel? 948 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:10,750 I thought I could save the turkey but... 949 00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:15,208 My daughter is right. 950 00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:17,875 I'm a mess. 951 00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:21,458 I never said that, Mom. 952 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:27,000 - Lidia, can I ask you a question? - Yes, of course, ma'am. 953 00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:29,250 When did your father die? 954 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:32,458 March 28th, why? 955 00:54:33,791 --> 00:54:34,875 Manuel! 956 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:41,875 We came because you said her dad died on Christmas Eve. 957 00:54:42,208 --> 00:54:43,041 What? 958 00:54:44,416 --> 00:54:47,416 - No. Are you for real, Manuel? - Okay. 959 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,541 He did die. He's dead. Maybe he didn't die on Christmas Eve. 960 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:54,291 Why did you lie to us, Manuel? 961 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,375 Why do you think, Mom? 962 00:54:57,541 --> 00:55:00,666 Would you have come to this house if I hadn't said that? 963 00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:05,583 - Why? What's wrong with my house? - Nothing. 964 00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:07,541 Do you understand what's going on here? 965 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:10,083 Just to know if I have to fight too. 966 00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:13,125 No. No fighting. 967 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:16,791 I accept it. I lied. 968 00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:18,583 But that doesn't make me a liar, okay? 969 00:55:18,791 --> 00:55:21,541 If we count the lies, they're just a few. 970 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:23,666 Yes, I lied about the day my father-in-law died. 971 00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:27,333 I lied about the lasagna, but only so Lidia wouldn't feel bad. 972 00:55:28,041 --> 00:55:31,208 I lied when I said my family was excited to come to dinner. 973 00:55:31,291 --> 00:55:33,291 I didn't tell Lidia about the photo, 974 00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:34,666 but omissions aren't lies. 975 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:36,916 I didn't tell her about my mom's secret dinner, 976 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:41,208 and well, the cod thing, but that cod was terrible. 977 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:45,041 You have to understand that my mom 978 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:46,791 gets a little intense around Christmas. 979 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:51,458 - Francisco, say something. - Your mother doesn't get a little intense. 980 00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:53,916 She gets intense. That's all. 981 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,333 - What? - Yes, Mom. Like today. 982 00:55:57,708 --> 00:56:00,458 When you wanted Manuel to be in the family photo. 983 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:01,500 Lalo! 984 00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:04,541 What family photo? 985 00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:07,666 We wore horrible sweaters, you didn't miss out on anything. 986 00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,541 Why wasn't I in the family photo? 987 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:14,333 Am I not a part of your family? 988 00:56:14,416 --> 00:56:17,666 My love, you are my family. 989 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:21,041 - What if you get divorced tomorrow? - For fuck's sake! 990 00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:24,916 - Watch your language. There are kids. - I know worse things. 991 00:56:25,958 --> 00:56:28,083 If you thought they would get a divorce, 992 00:56:28,666 --> 00:56:30,875 why did we buy the apartment? 993 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,583 That's what I say. 994 00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:35,875 Why? Why do you all think we're going to get divorced? 995 00:56:37,583 --> 00:56:38,500 Mom? 996 00:56:41,041 --> 00:56:43,166 Because we don't know each other, Manuel. 997 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:47,166 And you lie to me all the time. 998 00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:49,791 - You lie to me too. - When did I lie? 999 00:56:49,875 --> 00:56:52,833 Lidia, please! You said it'd be the best Christmas of my life. 1000 00:56:52,916 --> 00:56:55,916 That everything was ready, but they're all having an awful time. 1001 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:57,916 You're having an awful time. 1002 00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:01,833 Well, I did all of this so you wouldn't be scared! 1003 00:57:01,916 --> 00:57:04,666 - To make this work. - Was it a lie or not? 1004 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:06,208 Okay. 1005 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:10,458 Okay. I did lie, but it's nothing compared to all your lies. 1006 00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:14,875 I lied to you. You lied to me. 1007 00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:18,375 I forgive you. You forgive me. There, that's it. 1008 00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:25,916 They're right, Manuel. 1009 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:31,208 - We rushed into this. - Don't say that. 1010 00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:35,750 You and I love each other. 1011 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Yes, but sometimes that's not enough. 1012 00:57:39,916 --> 00:57:43,791 That's because love is a patriarchal creation made to subdue... 1013 00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:44,916 Sof. 1014 00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:48,416 You know what? This is over. This party is over. 1015 00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:51,208 That's what I said from the start. 1016 00:57:51,291 --> 00:57:55,541 - We won't have dinner. - Please, everyone go home, okay? 1017 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:58,708 I'll call an Uber and we'll fix this at home. 1018 00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:01,625 - Lidia. - No, you go. 1019 00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:05,291 I'm staying here. 1020 00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,791 Now you can celebrate Christmas the way you like it. 1021 00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:13,958 - My love. - Let's go, Manuel. 1022 00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:17,375 - Lalo. - Sorry. 1023 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:18,458 Let's go. 1024 00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:29,083 Jaime, I'm sorry. 1025 00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:32,791 It's okay, Rosita. I invited myself. 1026 00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:37,166 It was a lot more fun than staying in my room. 1027 00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:42,166 I thought those fights only happened in soap operas. 1028 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:45,916 I'm off. 1029 00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:49,000 I understand 1030 00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:51,166 It's okay 1031 00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:54,625 I swear it's okay 1032 00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:56,416 Thank you. 1033 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,541 - Bye. - Bye, little angel. 1034 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:01,791 - Thank you, Mrs. Rosa. - Good night. 1035 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:04,583 Thank you. 1036 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:07,416 ...of my imagination 1037 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:13,083 But I want you to know That I don't love you out of vanity 1038 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,041 Or something superficial 1039 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:22,333 I don't want you far or near 1040 00:59:22,416 --> 00:59:25,208 I regret yesterday 1041 00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:29,083 Although I can't change or forget 1042 00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:32,791 What I confessed 1043 00:59:32,875 --> 00:59:36,750 I wanted to take care of you, to purify you 1044 00:59:37,666 --> 00:59:40,916 Teach you how to love 1045 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,125 But I failed, I tried 1046 00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:48,000 And I only pushed you away 1047 00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:49,458 Excuse me. 1048 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:55,083 And I ask God to let you go from me 1049 00:59:57,541 --> 01:00:03,083 To take care of you But I can't stand to be like this 1050 01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:05,041 I'll be there in a minute, honey. 1051 01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:07,833 And I will see you grow 1052 01:00:07,916 --> 01:00:12,500 Build, laugh, fulfill 1053 01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:17,958 Even if I'm with someone else I'll always think of you 1054 01:00:18,041 --> 01:00:20,083 - Are we having dinner? - Of course, darling. 1055 01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:22,791 And I want to see you suffering 1056 01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:27,541 Crying, from loving so hard 1057 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:33,166 Even if it's not for me I want you to be able to feel 1058 01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:39,625 I don't want you far or near 1059 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,583 I regret yesterday 1060 01:00:42,666 --> 01:00:43,666 What? 1061 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:46,416 Although I can't change or forget... 1062 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,833 Leave that, kid! 1063 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:53,625 - Wait for your mom and brother. - What if they don't come down? 1064 01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:58,458 Fine, eat something. But be discreet. 1065 01:01:05,291 --> 01:01:07,375 - Can you pass the potatoes? - Yes. 1066 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:13,458 And if I couldn't teach you 1067 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,250 Someone else will teach you 1068 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,541 Today I'll stop dreaming about you 1069 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:24,875 Hey, aren't you forgetting 1070 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,250 - A little detail? - No, what? 1071 01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:30,083 Lidia. Where's her sweater? I'll call her and tell her to come. 1072 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:33,750 Although I can't change or forget 1073 01:01:35,208 --> 01:01:37,625 What I confessed 1074 01:01:37,708 --> 01:01:41,375 I wanted to take care of you, to purify you 1075 01:01:42,125 --> 01:01:45,583 Teach you how to love 1076 01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:49,125 No, Ramiro, why? 1077 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,041 The only good thing about all of this is that, 1078 01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:57,166 in the end, we three Garcías are together. 1079 01:01:58,458 --> 01:01:59,375 The original three. 1080 01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:02,833 Yes, the original three. 1081 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,833 Do you want hamburgers? 1082 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,541 The place next door is open 24 hours. 1083 01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:14,208 Mr. Luis is an atheist, so he opens on Christmas. 1084 01:02:15,333 --> 01:02:16,250 No. 1085 01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:22,166 I think we should talk about what happened first. 1086 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:26,000 We don't talk, Mom. 1087 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:32,125 We only make passive-aggressive comments and then we forget about it. 1088 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:36,291 Well, this time will be different. 1089 01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,583 - Why? - Because it's Christmas. 1090 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:46,916 And I want to explain why I wanted to celebrate here. 1091 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:50,166 - To impress Lidia, we know. - No. 1092 01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:54,000 Well, sort of. 1093 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:57,250 I wanted 1094 01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:02,291 to prove to you that I can also throw a nice party. 1095 01:03:04,291 --> 01:03:05,208 Mom, that... 1096 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:09,833 - That doesn't matter. - It matters to me. 1097 01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:14,166 I can't buy you a designer dress. 1098 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,750 I can't make you a turkey with gravy. 1099 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:21,208 Actually, I don't know if I can make a turkey. 1100 01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:25,666 Come... 1101 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,041 And I don't want to lose you. 1102 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:39,791 This dress is really pretty, really fierce, 1103 01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:43,708 but it fits like this 1104 01:03:44,791 --> 01:03:47,208 because I'm wearing my Colombian girdle. 1105 01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:51,875 You're the foundation of everything in my life. 1106 01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:57,916 You both are the foundation of all my life. 1107 01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:09,750 Okay, let's change the subject. Tell us about the radish man. 1108 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:13,750 So we're back to the passive-aggressive comments. 1109 01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:15,333 The radish man? 1110 01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:19,958 - Do you like him? - No, he's my friend. 1111 01:04:20,041 --> 01:04:22,125 Yeah, right, Mom. 1112 01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:25,750 The truth is... 1113 01:04:27,166 --> 01:04:29,500 I don't know if I'm ready to date someone. 1114 01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:34,625 I don't know if I'll ever be ready. 1115 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:38,416 Well. 1116 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:46,041 Who knows, right? Maybe in a couple of years. 1117 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,333 How are you, Manuelito? 1118 01:04:57,875 --> 01:05:00,208 I'm not in the mood for "Manuelito." 1119 01:05:02,791 --> 01:05:03,708 Manuel. 1120 01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:07,375 I think this year I didn't cook the turkey very well. 1121 01:05:10,583 --> 01:05:15,333 You know how hard it is for me to admit when I do something wrong. 1122 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:19,583 Yes. I know. 1123 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,500 Because I don't usually make mistakes. 1124 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:25,166 Something tells me you're talking about 1125 01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:28,083 something that has nothing to do with the turkey. 1126 01:05:29,291 --> 01:05:33,458 - You're right. The turkey is perfect. - Mom! 1127 01:05:35,250 --> 01:05:38,708 I know I was wrong about you. And about Lidia. 1128 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,041 You had the wedding that made you happy. 1129 01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:49,000 Even if it hurts to admit it and to think that you've grown up, 1130 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,000 and that you won't be here with us anymore. 1131 01:05:56,916 --> 01:06:01,125 - Maybe I will. - Don't say that. 1132 01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:08,458 The way Lidia looked at me... 1133 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,708 I don't know if she'll forgive me. 1134 01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:18,291 What you need is a Christmas miracle. 1135 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:22,500 Miracles aren't real. 1136 01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:27,125 Miracles aren't real, but your mom is. 1137 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:18,625 Merry Christmas! 1138 01:07:20,291 --> 01:07:24,541 - What's wrong with you? Leave me alone. - Let's see what Santa brought. 1139 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:26,333 No. 1140 01:07:27,041 --> 01:07:29,083 Santa is an American agent 1141 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:30,833 who never comes to this house. 1142 01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:32,583 You think? 1143 01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:36,750 Come on, Lidis, hurry up! Let's go! 1144 01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:40,458 Let's go, let's go, let's go, Lidis! Come on, get up! 1145 01:07:40,541 --> 01:07:42,708 I'm coming! 1146 01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:45,458 - Lidis, hurry up! - I'm coming. Wait, Emilio. 1147 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:48,208 - Come. - Emilio, let me go. 1148 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,250 What's all this, Emilio? 1149 01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:56,875 Merry Christmas. 1150 01:07:58,708 --> 01:08:01,166 Seeing Manuel there with all his family... 1151 01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:06,125 For you, for the photo. We'll take it again. 1152 01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:08,375 Your mom and brother have theirs too. 1153 01:08:08,458 --> 01:08:10,250 The sweaters, the dinner... 1154 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:21,458 Okay. Can we eat now? 1155 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:24,083 It was the best present ever. 1156 01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:30,666 - Jaime. - Your kids called me. 1157 01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:38,875 That day, Jaime became part of the family and we ate all together. 1158 01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:39,958 Let's see... 1159 01:08:40,833 --> 01:08:43,500 - Yes, yes, more carrots. - I don't have any. 1160 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:47,541 - Can you pass the pasta, please? - I'll give you some. 1161 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:48,958 Anyone want pasta? 1162 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:52,208 Francisco told me he lost all the money. 1163 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,541 I invested all my savings with my brother Jorge. 1164 01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:58,166 Now I don't know where my money is, or my brother. 1165 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:02,041 But it was still a beautiful Christmas. 1166 01:09:03,166 --> 01:09:04,083 Smile. 1167 01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:11,750 If you had told me that I'd be by myself a year later, 1168 01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:15,291 in Monterrey, I wouldn't have believed it. 1169 01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:51,208 - Surprise. - My Pollo Loco. 1170 01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:55,166 - What are you doing here? - I'm sorry. 1171 01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:01,125 Please, forgive me. 1172 01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:04,791 You're right. It's my fault we're not okay. 1173 01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:09,500 I've been selfish, classist, and a liar. 1174 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,125 The moment I saw you, I knew... 1175 01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,333 I wanted to spend my life with you. 1176 01:10:15,791 --> 01:10:16,708 Liar. 1177 01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:18,583 Maybe not the moment I saw you. 1178 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:20,458 But you know when I did? When I kissed you. 1179 01:10:20,541 --> 01:10:21,875 I swear I knew. 1180 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,500 Looking back on all the craziness of this past year, 1181 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:28,708 I realize that you, Lidia García, are my family. 1182 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:34,500 Let's spend Christmas together. 1183 01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:38,708 Thank you for coming. 1184 01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:45,333 I don't know how to make my mom's bacon gravy, 1185 01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:48,833 but I brought an award-winning cabrito. 1186 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:53,583 I also brought some applesauce so it feels Christmassy. 1187 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,833 - It's perfect. - Really? 1188 01:10:59,375 --> 01:11:01,166 I brought the wine you liked the last time. 1189 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:04,041 - Remember? - Right. Thank you. 1190 01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:07,041 My love, are you happy I'm here? 1191 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:09,750 I can go and leave you with your Pollo Loco. 1192 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,083 No, of course I'm happy we're spending Christmas together. 1193 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:15,333 Thank you for coming. 1194 01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:18,333 I don't want to fight anymore. 1195 01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:22,333 You're right. We won't fight. 1196 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:26,958 We're going to celebrate. 1197 01:11:33,583 --> 01:11:36,041 - To us. - Merry Christmas. 1198 01:11:37,375 --> 01:11:39,625 - What about us? - We're here. 1199 01:11:39,708 --> 01:11:42,291 - Yes, but I mean the toast. - Enough, Manuel. 1200 01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:45,000 - I don't want to fight. - But I do. 1201 01:11:45,375 --> 01:11:48,166 I want to make up with you, I want to cry by your side. 1202 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:50,458 I want to laugh by your side, I want it all. 1203 01:11:50,541 --> 01:11:53,125 Because I love you and life is better by your side. 1204 01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:57,583 And that's why I want to fight with you forever. 1205 01:12:07,208 --> 01:12:08,541 When are you going back? 1206 01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:12,250 So you didn't want to fight... 1207 01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:14,291 Give me your hand. 1208 01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:23,166 - Come with me. I brought you a gift. - I didn't get you anything. 1209 01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:25,041 Don't worry. You're the spoiled one. 1210 01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:28,666 You asked me when I was going back to Mexico. 1211 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,333 I'm not going back. 1212 01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:39,416 Because my home and my family is wherever you are, Lidia García-San Román. 1213 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,375 - I love you. - I love you. 1214 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:47,916 And I want to fight with you all my life. 1215 01:12:48,125 --> 01:12:50,458 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1216 01:12:56,541 --> 01:12:59,291 Did you really think this would be a sad story? 1217 01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:01,958 It's a Christmas movie, for fuck's sake. 1218 01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:03,500 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 1219 01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:06,791 Turkey or no turkey, we're together. 1220 01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:08,916 That's all that matters. 1221 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,833 With turkey, always, but together. 1222 01:13:12,166 --> 01:13:13,666 Christmas means family. 1223 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:19,500 It's the perfect time to show all the love we have for each other. 1224 01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:22,791 It's a day to have a great time. 1225 01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,583 Merry Christmas! 1226 01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:29,375 The best gift is being with the person you love. 1227 01:13:30,291 --> 01:13:31,208 Always together. 1228 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:34,083 - I love you. - I love you. 89570