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Darling!

Darling!

Wake up. Wake up. Somebody's come.

Guys! Why come so frequently?

All the shit was taken away weeks ago.

Something was left behind.

D DAY

It's special for you, my daughter.

Don't try to repeat it at home.

You will be punished.

You'll get your gruel.

I love you too.

What's with her? Did she poison herself?

No, it's just a movie. Solaris by Tarkovsky.

Arthouse. -What?

Sit down at the table, Arthouse.

What're you reading?

"New body for the special price."

- Does anybody buy it? - Of course, what did you think, Everybody's like you?

Now you came, paid and got everything: hands, legs, head, muscles,

biceps and even breasts.

- And if you sweat? - What about it?

Fall off.

People with money don't sweat. They don't care.

Look.

Dad, who's there?

Wizard on a yellow helicopter.

- You promised me that you won't leave me. -I won't leave you. Trust me.

Go home.

Ivan! Where are you?

You needn't cry.

Shit. You scared me.

- Oh, you came from out of the blue. - From nowhere. How i was taught.

What's happening there?

Jenya is here.

- How are you? - Fine. Until you came.

Thanks. I'm glad to see you too.

I came to talk with your daddy.

That's a likely story!

Where did you implant that microchip in my dad?

What?

Microchip. We can't hide from you even in the forest.

Jenya, give some water to these guys.

OK.

We need to talk.

Your place is good, Vanya.

- Thank you, hostess. - You're welcome.

Somebody killed your people.

Who?

I don't know.

You have plenty of enemies.

In caves, in offices.

- If they're found, then... - Don't worry about me.

I don't worry.

So my guys are smart but inexperienced.

Let them remain at your place.

They'll be studied.

Oleg Palych...

Agreed.

Colonel, we were called from headquarters. We need to fly away from here.

Ready to start.

Forward march!

Jenka, go home!

Run home and don't stick your nose out.

- How are you? - Not bad.

Stay here, i'll run for the gun.

Daddy? I have no weapon.

- Do you want to free your daughter? - Where is she?!

You'll work for us. Agreed?

Your forehead was sweating.

What?

Now it will come unstuck.

- Hey! What's he driving? - A snowmobile.

Alright. He won't catch us up.

Where is he? I don't see him.

Me neither. He must be lost.

He's there. Look!

What's he doing?

What's he doing?! He's mad. Stop him.

Back.

Hello, Ivan.

So what? You're awake, baby?

Where's my daughter?

We looked for you for a long time, Major.

We had to kill your people...

...your friend Colonel Philippov visited you.

I ask you where is my daughter?

Are you interested in politics, Major?

It's strange.

I heard you're interested in them.

Let's watch TV.

What, a good president! Really?

Can you imagine that he will be killed by a Russian soldier.

Not by bronze; by a real soldier.

Then everyone will understand that people are to be attacked, not deified.

I always said Russia is our enemy.

Everybody laughed at me.

Friendship is in fashion now.

Give away our iron, share our gas.

Europe stiffed us out.

And now we have stoop to begging for sardines.

I have heartburn because of sardines.

You will kill our president, and then we come to power.

Daddy!

Don't be scared, my daughter.

Now you will do everything I say.

You will kill the president and get your daughter back.

Interesting design.

If you disregard these orders, I'll send your daughter remains in a can to you. In her's own juice.

So that you don't get heartburn.

I'll drive you to the airport.

I'll see to your seating on the plane.

If something goes wrong, your daughter won't live a day longer.

How much did you sell yourself?

My price is revenge.

You needn't turn me out of the detachment.

You'll be punished.

This sounds funny given your situation.

- Will you find the major? - No, only dead bodies.

If he's still alive, there will be many more dead bodies.

Major, you fuss over him.

Hear me, Major,

if the devil wanted to create a soldier for himself, he would've created Ivan.

Friends from the army are friends forever.

Beds stood near, yeah? Didn't you tell me that?

Who picked on everybody?

Ok, ok, I know, military secret.

For the first time we transported chicks from Moldavia, then transported right-hand cars.

And now transport weapons in frozen fish. Do you know "Ocean" shops? Whole oceans of weapons.

The Japanese invented this method.

After Hiroshima and Nagasaki they grasped it. Cultured nation!

By the way, there a shop in Tokyo where you can bring in girl's panties, dirty panties,

and you get 10 bucks. Panties are bought by perverts.

Listen, paratrooper,

if clothes remains, I'll get panties.

10 bucks is not excessive.

You're a fun boy, Stasik.

You will die funny.

What the hell's on the TV?!

Arthouse.

What?

Don't you understand what he said?

Hey, paratrooper, cheese! Today is your day.

Parachutists.

Once ringin the balls I flew after a boat in Egypt... Hey champions, I like you, oh beauties! Good company!

Guys, I envy you! Such chicks in uniform!

One day a hostess spilled Scotch on my pants, just on the area, started to rub it off with a napkin.

Apologize and rub off, apologize and rub off, apologize and rub off.

Luggage?

Only animals.

Where?

You can carry them in the cabin.

If you open your mouth once more, I'll close it forever.

Hello. Be careful!

Sit down close by the window.

I'm afraid of heights.

Move a little, paratrooper.

We gave you a nice jacket, eh?

- What would you like to drink? - Thank you. - Orange juice!

Ladies and gentelmen! We are delighted to welcome you aboard our aircraft.

- Here is your juice. - He bequeathed it to me.

The length of this flight is 9 hours. Alcoholic beverages won't be sold on board of Russian Airlines

because of the growth of mass riots cases.

Beasts!

I wanna be drunk.

Fly, fly, fly.

Didn't jump. And Shwarz would've jumped.

OK.

Hello. How do you think your father will hold down a job?

He can do it, shrimp.

Bad upbringing!

Take her away.

Russian primary school works poorly.

Attention, we're moving off.

We'll meet near the aquapark in an hour, ok?

Miss, are you a stewardess?

Miss, you have to get any suckers.

What, can't you reach to yours?

What?

Stewardess, I can bring you to the city.

Iinexpensively.

Hey, listen, white non-white.

Don't cry. Get into the car quickly.

I have nothing.

Follow the cabriolet.

No, not for that.

You will be punished.

I can't follow then. There's a barrier.

Tell me, why don't you kill me?

I don't kill.

I just bring 'em to the city, eh?

Yep.

Keep up with him.

Can i ask you a question?

Shoot.

Why are we following him?

Explaining will take too long.

Get out.

Why?

Please let me get off, I've already brought you.

- Did i promise not to touch you? - You did. - I can change my mind.

- What's your name? - Alia.

- But I don't have swimsuit. - Nice.

You chose a strange place for a meeting.

I like it.

A lot of witnesses.

What are you a chicken?

Let's go swimming.

I can't.

Come down to the case.

Who'll give to everyone? Today Stanislav Evgenyevich gives it to everyone.

It'll be better if you kill me right away. I won't survive this disgrace.

Listen to me, my daughter was kidnapped. If that clown observes me, they'll kill her.

- Think up something. - What?

I don't know. Bring him to me.

Then it will be my concern.

- Ok. Please help me. I've ask for your help. - Alright, i'll come up with something

Photo of him.

Money.

And it's personally from me.

When will the article appear?

Immediately after the murder.

I have already chosen the title - "Russian Revenge."

Listen, there's... a man is upstairs. He's crazy and accosting me.

- So what? - Do you understand me?

He got me to come here and undressed me.

Generally everybody's undressed here.

Right. And he is dressed.

But this is no good!

- Eighth, a dressed one's in your place. - I see.

Strong man. I'm afraid I can't cope with him.

Clear. Support needed.

So strange: the man has 2 hands, 2 legs, but only one hornlet.

How will we manage it?

We'll fly.

Hey, beauty, are you looking for me?

It's fortune.

Mister, man, why are you dressed?

Disturbing.

Stop. Your documents.

Major?

Phone.

Hey, are you tough?

Get out.

Who's there?

Fuck off, dolt!

Stop.

What do you allow yourself?

It's my car.

Oh God, what a hellish day!

Look at me!

What are you looking at me? Will we come up him?

I broke my car, destroyed the aquapark.

I was seen near you, so i'll be wanted now.

I'll be put in prison. Can you explain to me what's happened?

- No. - No? - No.

- Alright. - Do you have another clothes?

- No. - No? - No.

Clear.

Where's my daughter?

Don't know.

I ask you where's my daughter?

Don't know.

- Urmas knows. - Where's he?

We'll be able to meet in the Transhotel tomorrow.

Set the boy free.

No.

Stasik, smile.

- Where is he? - I promised him he'd die funny. I didn't trick him.

Well, shall we go to the Transhotel?

Let's go.

Let me go.

It hurts.

- You have guests. - You're welcome.

I'm surprised by your courage.

As far as I know it's still a Russian island.

My government have been asking for these islands for 100 years.

I don't ask. I get all i need with power.

We are very much alike.

Thank you for helping me.

You are welcome, of course.

But I would like to know; the help is for what?

Destroying the city?

Yes.

So easily destroying the city, yeah?

Yes.

Maybe I am worthy of more than just "yes"?

My daughter was kidnapped.

Do you know who took her?

I know.

What do they need?

They want me to do a job.

Well, do it.

Then she'll be killed for sure.

So will we plunder the hotel?

Maybe.

Hey, pretty, are you expecting me?

I am.

No.

And me?

- The special mission units of NATO will destroy you. - Fuck your NATO.

So what?

There's nothing.

Search the cabinet.

Here's a map.

This is the map of his flights.

To this island.

I think she's there.

Where? On the island?

Yes. Where did they take off?

I know of only one place. This is it.

I learned to fly there too.

- Very well. - No, no, no, only twice.

That's enough.

- I can't, I can't. - Come here.

I am afraid of it. I'm wearing high heels.

Trust me daddy.

The end. The door is locked.

It's not our car.

That's right. It's Urmas' car. He won't be needing it..

Where's the airport?

No, if you think that I'll fly the plane, you're wrong.

First of all, we're not allowed to get it.

God, anybody here?

Well, will we get into the shop?

Which shop? All the shops are closed now.

They'll open.

Bring me the gun.

This way.

Girl, will you dance with me?

Get all we need and go away.

It's cold.

I noticed.

Stasik didn't lie.

Hand's up! I said hand's up.

And now slowly spread out all you have.

Security service.

What does your name mean?

Heaven's Gift.

Thanks for the gift.

Get in the car.

They invented the war against terrorism.

and the EU with its shitty rules too.

Not long ago I dropped into the bank to put my money in a bank account.

And they asked me: Where's your money from?

Fill in a declaration.

What idiot would fill it out?

No, nowadays doing business you must be in this caste.

I will write the rules for the politicians and presidents.

We'll start in 2 hours.

Why would you like to become a president?

I didn't get into politics, but have everything.

Well of course you have everything, because everything for you is 2 ships and crabs.

You're just a pirate.

Just the same as you.

- Is it far to the island? - About 2 hours.

We must hurry up.

Give me the binoculars.

If we even get up, I don't know how to land the plane.

Don't worry. Go.

Nineth, are you sleeping now?

- Hello. - Hijack at your place. - What plane?

We have only one plane.

Plane!

Andrew, hijacking! Andrew, hijacking!

- Cartridges. - Oh yeah.

Take off.

I can't.

It's just a boat.

Go!

Just a boat with wings.

Maybe I'll shoot at them?

We lost the cartridges.

Did you unbend the rope?

We're gonna crash now.

- Don't worry. - We'll crash now.

Breathe in and count to three.

We're flying! Can you belive we're flying?

Great.

We're flying! It's just a boat with the wings.

It's just that I don't know how to land this plane.

What are they saying?

I don't understand.

This is from the island.

Land the plane there.

Bring your seatbacks into the upright position.

What?

Old habit!

Don't be scared! I just wanna be an actress.

Have your ever seen Solaris by Tarkovsky?

And Tarantino?

And Takesi Kitano?

Sony Playstation?

As soon as I start doing it call Colonel Phillipov.

OK.

How will I understand when you've started doing it?

It'll sound like a holiday with fireworks.

Which holiday?

Today is my holiday.

VDV Day.

Take care!

Bye.

Your Commander wasn't in the plane.

Twist the girl's head off.

Slowly?

Not quickly.

Not very quickly.

Jenya!

Jenya, open the door!

Jenya, damn!

Jenya, stop!

Hello! Is this Colonel Phillipov?

The plane was skyjacked from there.

Did you watch where it flew?

Comrade Colonel, just now the orderly officer was called by a stewardess.

who asks for you urgently.

Said you slept through the beginning of the Third World War.

So, wait.

Hello. This is... Bascially, you don't know who is it.

Write these coordinates. I am calling for Ivan.

From Ivan.

Don't worry.

- Mom! - Your dad has come. We need to meet him.

There's no time to dance.

- Daddy! - I'm here.

- Daddy! - Wait please.

Without weapons.

Don't worry.

I'll come back soon.

Trust your dad.

Ivan, you're uninflamed and bulletproof. This can't go on forever.

Today the luck will be against you. I want to defeat you in the fair hand-to-hand fighting of long ago.

Now you are ready to fight.

I don't need your daughter, Ivan.

I spit in patriot's eyes. I need nobody.

Only you, Ivan.

Do you know what I dream every night? No.

How you sold weapons which my friends have been killed by.

I need only you.

Yep, I love money.

You will be a beggar for all your life because you love your state, and it will betray you.

- See to it. - It spits in your eyes.

And I just like to kill.

And now we'll find out who of us is right.

Not so fast, Major!

What will you say about this argument?

Don't choke.

Has anything been left there?

Only snacks.

Come out one by one. Without weapons. Hand's up!

I have a diplomatic immunity.

Ivan.

Maybe you'll return?

I didn't go anywhere.

Who is it, dad?

Heaven's gift.

So you will be punished.