Original subtitles

- [gasps] An acrobatic silky?

[groans]

Ow!

- [gasping]

Are you hurt? - Yeah.

- [screams] I can see your boy bits!

Exposing yourself to me can only mean one thing.

You wanna take our relationship to the next level!

Very well!

- Pardon me, female human.

The only way you can enter our void

is if you have powers like his.

We will take your banana organs, too.

- Off to work, off to work. - Wait, time out!

Let me put some clothes on first!

- I can handle him, Master Takakura!

Nothing but defects, covered in mud.

That's fine, fine, fine. Yup, it's fine.

All good. And now to get to work!

[grunts]

Serpogrammetry!

- [screams]

Bossdeej, wait till I clear before you attack!

- You are just cheap labor.

We can replace you anytime.

- What was that?

It felt like I slammed into a wall.

- Ka-pow!

Ah, Chiquichita, you have a dream.

Shy my chotchiki for you.

Chiquichita, you wake from a dream.

Shy my chotchiki for you!

- [gasps] - This song's--

- [whimpers] - This song's--

- [wails] - This song's--

- I can't find anything to wear!

- Jet punch!

- Huh?

- A respectable punch.

- Thank you, deej.

- But if it does not connect, it is quite worthless.

- Ka-pow!

- [gasping]

- [gasps] - Serpogrammetry!

- Deej, watch it!

- Out of my way!

What is this, good sir?

Are you trying to court me? - What, deej?

- Apologies.

My heart is currently set on someone else.

However, I will give you as many chances

as you wish to conquer me.

That, good sir...

- [snickers]

[groans]

- is the privilege of a refined lady.

- Hey, my head's stuck, deej.

- Now, for that other pest--

[screams]

- You've been caught, female human.

- What the heck? Something's squishing me.

- You are surprised because I used my power without

saying Serpogrammetry first, yes?

- What does that matter?

- I caught you off guard because you did not expect that,

which was the point. - I don't care!

I just want you to stop!

- To find multiple humans with special powers in

the same location is most interesting.

It gives us hope that our evolution will advance

as much as yours.

- Your speed and agility are remarkable.

- Other than that, your power is lacking.

- No matter.

Since you're here,

we will take your banana organs, too.

- You're not taking anything from me!

I happen to be the chosen one!

Soon Heaven will shine its light on me and--

- [grunts]

[booming]

- [groaning]

[coughing]

- You are correct, female human.

You are the chosen one.

- Chosen to aid our evolution.

all: Commence harvesting.

- Hold on a second!

[booming]

[grunts]

[gasps]

You were after me before.

Well, here I am! Come and get me!

- Oh, my gosh! Put some clothes on already!

- As long as I go all out, I don't need clothes!

[booming]

Yo, could this suck any worse?

- We still want to harvest your banana organs, male human.

However...

- With three of us doing the harvesting--

- We can do you both simultaneously.

- [groans] Dammit.

[groans] - I can't transform!

- By combining our psychokinesis,

we can create...

all: The Awesome Zone!

[loud humming]

- Being inside-- - Makes changing--

- Or even standing-- - Impossible.

- But-- - It has--

- One-- - Tiny--

- Shortcoming.

all: We are not able to enter it.

- Therefore...

- [groans]

- Our gig worker here will beat you until you are unconscious.

- Stop it! You're gonna kill him doing that!

- Stop it!

Please!

- [grunting]

- [snarls]

- [screams]

[all gasping]

- He broke right through the Awesome Zone!

- No, he did not.

It seems our psychokinesis

is being repelled by another.

- [gasps] The other female human.

- Momo, your timin's off the hook.

- You dumb ass!

See what you get for makin' out with that bitch?

Well, lookie here.

I remember your dead buddies.

[all whimpering]

♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪

♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪

♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪

♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan♪

[Creepy Nuts singing in Japanese]

[Creepy Nuts' "Otonoke"]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪

♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪

♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan ♪

♪ DanDaDan, DanDaDan, DanDaDan♪

- [stammers]

- Man, I'm so glad to see you.

- Shut up! Don't look at me, you jerk!

- We told it to keep the female human busy.

- Until we harvested the male human's banana organs.

- What is it doing? Sleeping?

- That you have rescued me annoys me to no end

but we need your devilish skills.

- You got acro silky's power?

- I'll cooperate but I'll not let you have

Master Ken Takakura.

- [whimpers]

- Miss Ayase! - What the heck are you doing?

You gotta block their power with yours or we're toast!

- I do not know how but we have the advantage again.

- Let us use it to awaken the gig worker.

- Hey, get back to work, you, or we will cut your pay.

- Sorry, boss. I need to take a break.

- Honestly, you are such a bother.

[device clicking] - No, not that!

Don't! Deej...

- [singing in Japanese]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Regain, regain ♪

[singing in Japanese]

♪ Regain ♪

♪ Attache case ♪

[singing in Japanese]

♪ ♪

♪ Business man, business man ♪

♪ Japanese business man ♪

[booming]

- [groaning]

[groans]

- [grunts]

- That's it. - Punch away.

- Do not stop-- - Until they are unconscious.

[all gasping]

- You are the dumbest skank.

[both gasping]

Say that name again and you're dead.

- Yikes!

- She is repelling our psychic powers.

- Gig worker, beat that female human senseless.

- Oh, no, he will not.

He shall deal with me first.

- This sucks.

- As long as she restrains your powers,

we have the upper hand!

- Salary uppercut!

- [groans]

- I didn't see it hit her.

That thing's no joke!

- Mantis!

[gasps]

- It missed! - [gasps]

- Yo, shrimpy. I can totally see your punches.

- Mantis!

[groaning]

Earlier your employers said my powers were lacking.

However, a few taps on your weak spot were all it took

to beat you.

I am one with Master Takakura! - Hold up! Don't get that close!

You make an easier target when you're like that!

- Jealous much?

- Bitch, please! - Great advice, Momo.

And I need it. I'm an awkward guy.

- [squeals]

You tryin' to get killed here?

- Sorry, Miss Ayase?

- Geez, would you get a grip?

You're the one in charge

of keeping their weird power off of us!

- You are a useless employee!

- You will receive a 60% pay cut.

- Ah! Oh, come on!

all: Huh?

- Huh?

[muffled grunting]

- [gasps] What happened?

- [screams] A flood!

- I can't touch the bottom!

- Oh, no! I'll drown!

- [gasps]

[stammering]

Guys, the whole school's made of water now!

Uh--

[all gasping]

Uh-oh.

[rumbling]

Crap.

It's here.

Crap, crap, crap!

Come on! We need to go!

- Excuse me. You're not calling the shots here.

I'm the leader.

- It's Nessie!

- He looks so cute when he's excited.

- Dumb asses! - Wait!

This is Kamigoe so we should call him Kamissie!

- That does it.

Have fun goin' full-on nerd over it.

Bye. - So, that's a Nessie?

Tell me more about it.

- Explain yourself. You had one job!

- You did not keep the female human busy

as instructed. - 60% pay cut for--

[high-pitched squeal]

[all gasping]

[both whimpering]

[both streaming] - How dare you?

- Nessie's not a good guy!

- Yay, you finally figured that out!

- Hurry, go after that female human!

- Hey, wait for me, Takakur--

[booming] [both gasping]

- Oh, no!

- [grunts]

He did that?

- Business punch!

[both screaming]

- He punches harder when he's underwater!

- He's like an alien mantis shrimp!

He's a Mantisian!

- [gasps] - Mantis! Mantis!

In water's where Yours Truly's got the edge, deej.

- [gasps] - My punches are ten times

stronger underwater.

- Uh... - Huh?

- [grunting]

[gasping]

Than on land!

- Can't breathe under water, though. Time to die!

Torpedo him.

You'll swim fast with Turbo G's leg strength.

- I hate this.

[gasps]

I almost drowned!

It's no good.

I don't think Turbo Granny can swim!

- Huh? - I can.

[both screaming]

- What the hell are we gonna do now?

How are we supposed to fight this guy?

- Don't ask me! I don't know!

- We gotta figure something out fast

or that stupid skank's gonna drown for sure!

- Why don't you use your power?

- If she was right above me I could grab her

but I can't get close 'cause of that goon!

- Then I'll get his attention and draw him away from there.

As soon as I do, you save her!

- What are you, crazy?

If you get near him you'll end up stuck,

same as that idiot!

Things are hard enough without your lame ideas!

- How can you say that to me?

I'm trying to think of ways to help, that's all!

- You ain't helpin' jack!

You're causin' more trouble!

Why didn't you run when I told you to?

We're screwed 'cause you guys were making out!

- We weren't making out! - Oh, you were so making out!

I totally saw you on top of her!

- I knew that was bothering you! - It's not!

I don't give a damn if your lyin' ass is makin' out

with that skank! - Okay, hold on!

If you care and you're upset then just come out and say it.

I can explain everything but you need to give me a chance to.

I don't care if others get

the wrong idea about what happened.

But if it's you, I couldn't stand it.

All that matters to me is that you understand.

- Get your hands off me, you perv.

- Okay, sorry.

- Saying all that while naked?

[both gasping] - Watch out!

[gasping]

Sorry. Had to touch you there.

I won't do it again.

- [gasps] That's it!

- What? - [gasping]

- Okarun, stay still. - [stammering]

- I'm pooped. - [gasps]

- This might work. - Resistance is futile!

[gasps] What the hell are you doing?

- If I handle you like a slippery fish,

grabbin' and squeezin' with my ghost hands,

I can make you haul ass through the water and then

I can ride you.

- You're wasting time!

You can't escape my punches, deej!

- Up we go!

[shouting]

[all gasping]

- Nice one. You are a genius.

- I know.

Come on, dumb ass. Wake up.

She swallowed a lot of water.

I'm gonna wring it outta her.

Don't hate me!

- [coughs] - You did it!

You saved her!

- [coughing] Was I dreaming?

- No, ya dummy. We're still in danger here.

Come on, strip.

It'll be easier to move us in the water.

- What? I'm not getting naked in front

of a boy until my wedding night. - Strip.

- Escaping up ain't fair, deej.

[shouts]

Um, I--I have them cornered, deej.

I almost got 'em, j--just need more time, deej!

[screams] Boss, what hap--deej?

- You are completely useless. - [screams]

- Your coworker has amazing power

but they are so stupid, they attack indiscriminately.

Your attacks are more effective when you are submerged,

but you must surface to breathe, allowing your targets to escape.

- I'm sorry! - Enough is enough.

We must consolidate.

These body cables will successfully

facilitate our merger.

- Now you have to accept responsibility and propose

'Cause you saw me in my lingerie.

- Did not! - The sight of you in lingerie's

worth less than a pack of gum.

Cut the crap. Keep your mind on the mission.

If we can't work together as a team, we're dead.

- Right. - You're not the leader.

I am. But you're right.

- Ready, and, goin' down. - [inhales sharply]

[squeals]

[gasps]

[all muffled screaming]

- What a shame.

We ran out of water.

[all gasping]

- Too close!

- The heck? What was that?

- [gasps]

- Look, it's sucking water into its neck!

- It's reloading its laser.

- Then all we have to do is break its neck.

That way it can't shoot at us anymore.

- Let's do it! - Now's our chance!

Let's get closer and attack!

- [muffled shouting]

- [grunts]

[muffled shouting]

[grunts]

- Did you think the high-compression water blast

was our only weapon?

We might not look it but we are a close-combat in-fighter.

- [groans]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[grunts]

- [gasps]

- Get a grip! I gotcha now.

Are you okay? - [coughing]

Uh-uh! I hurt all over!

- Oh, good. You're okay, then.

- That thing has the punching shrimp guy's arms.

When'd that happen?

How can we get close enough to attack it?

- Those damn Serpoians.

They brought the punching dude to compensate for how big

and slow Nessie is.

- What do we do?

Between the laser beams and mantis punches,

on dry land we'd have a chance

but in the water we're dead meat!

- That's it! What you said just now!

- The part about being dead meat?

- No, you dork. The punches. The mantis punches.

- [grunts]

- What a shame.

Our high-compression water blast has depleted.

However, we have countless other ways to kill you.

We have determined you are dangerous

and will dissect you for study.

We could wait for you to drown

but that would take too much time.

Would you mind if we beat you to death instead?

[booming]

[grunts]

Wh--What is this? What happened?

- You screwed up.

You shouldn't have fused with that Mantisian dude.

A mantis shrimip's punch is strongest

when its underwater.

But out of the water it can't put all

its got behind a punch.

Same with him.

If he'd o' punched full force, he woulda ended up like you!

Broke all to hell thanks to his natural ability.

[booming]

- I can survive underwater like this for hours.

But you cannot.

- [groaning]

- You will either drown or be bisected

by our high-compression water blast.

[groans]

- I can't swim when I'm like this.

But if I got a path to run on...

I can go all out.

- Uh, hold on, now.

- [groaning]

[booming]

[groaning]

- [grunts]

[shouts]

[coughing]

- [gasping]

- [coughing]

[both breathing heavily]

- We're back.

We beat 'em!

- [coughing]

- [exhales]

- Ah, I feel solid ground.

It's the hallway.

- Hallway, I love you.

Thank you for being solid.

[both laughing]

- What are you talking about?

[both laughing]

- I dunno. Whatevs.

[laughing]

- Whoa. You seein' this? [both gasping]

- They're lyin' on each other buck naked!

- Ayase and the nerd are totally bonin'!

[both screaming]

- [screaming]

- Holy crap. Shiratori's naked, too!

[all screaming] - What's goin' on?

- Why are they naked?

[Zutomayo's "Taidada"]

♪ ♪

[Zutomayo singing in Japanese]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Seeing Nessie was awesome. I wonder if it's a plesiosaur?

And fused with an alien? That's a super awesome combo!

An alien merging with a UMA is a dream come true for me!

- You're so smart, Takakura.

- Tex time, "Have You Ever Seen a Cattle Mutilation?"

- Things are getting weirder! I hate it!

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