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It's pretty cool
we got our own mural, huh?
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Eh, don't get too excited.
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You know who else has one?
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- The Ox-Bow Incident.
- What is that?
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Set in Bridger's Wells, Nevada
in 1885,
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The Ox-Bow Incident is a tale
of cowboys, cattle and conflict.
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If you guys could just
take a seat.
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Okay, here we go.
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♪ It seems today
that all you see... ♪
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Okay, welcome to Family Guy
DVD commentary for episode 1614.
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I'm Peter Griffin,
joined by my wife Lois,
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our dog Brian,
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and our children,
Meg, Stewie and Chris.
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And for you kids out there,
DVDs were plastic discs...
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I-I got this, Brian.
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Have you ever been
at your grandmother's house
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and you look at her weird,
old computer,
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and there's, like,
a crack on the side of it?
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That's DVDs.
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Oh, and animation producer
Shannon Smith is here, too.
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- Glad to be here.
- This is actually...
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Oh, wait, wait. Look, look.
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Lot of people don't know this,
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but that house
is actually in Burbank.
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People keep stealing
their mailbox.
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We now return to
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"Winona Ryder Distracting from
Other Speeches in History."
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Four score
and seven years ago...
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Wow, yeah, yeah,
I remember this.
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Winona Ryder kind of hung out
on set all day,
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and it, uh, wore a little thin
on all of us.
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Yeah, I actually had to
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close a door on her
at one point.
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I-I just remember she stole
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a ton of LUNA Bars
from the office kitchen.
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Like-like, filled
a whole duffel bag.
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Great news, everyone.
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The new smartphone
from Crabapple is out.
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The new Crabapple phone?
Awesome.
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Yeah, the network
doesn't like us using
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the names of actual companies
on the show.
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It's not so bad, though.
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We can still say Burger Kong,
McDarrel's, Kooka Cola,
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Pipsi, Chevrolump
and all the big ones.
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I want to be the first
to get the new phone.
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I don't care
if it takes all day.
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Don't you have work?
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Eh, I wouldn't mind
missing work.
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There's a secretary
looking for reassurance
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about her overly short haircu.
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I saw it in a magazine.
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I needed a fresh start.
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Stop pretending to stare
at your phones,
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and just say you hate it.
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Sir, I am trying to read.
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Ah, the writer credits
have begun.
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I'm gonna give personal facts
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about each of the names
that pops up.
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Mom, will you tie my shoes?
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Smokes on
the no-smoking balcony.
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Weird church guy.
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Instagrams cowboy hats
at 3:00 a.m.
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Pushed his wife at a party.
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Oh, my God, Cherry's the best.
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We love her.
Hi, Cherry. We love you.
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Kids, time to gather up
our old cords and chargers
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that no longer work
and throw them in the garbage.
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We can't do that.
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Don't you know a lot
of discarded electronics
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end up in the ocean
and kill sea turtles?
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Well, then let's cut out
the middleman.
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I'm sorry.
There's a new phone.
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That was cool.
I got to go to Fiji for that.
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They got a ton of turtles there.
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You can kill 'em, nobody cares.
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Oh my gosh. I just got it.
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Crab-apple.
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Take a lap, Meg.
Think about what you said.
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Hey. Gold phone is mine.
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Already match fingernail.
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Oh, this is where I fight
that woman for the phone.
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I was here first!
That's mine!
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You know, I actually
had a couple of ad-libs
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about Chinese working conditions
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that somehow didn't make it
into the final cut.
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All you said was,
"Children make iPhones."
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This is a comedy show,
not Mark Ruffalo's Twitter.
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She wanted it more than me.
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Take it easy, huh?
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Peter, I'm just not sure
it's such a great idea
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that everyone in the family
got a new cell phone.
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Is that my bottle of water?
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Wh-What?
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That open bottle--
is that yours or mine?
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I-I... I don't know.
Maybe yours?
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This is why we need
a Sharpie in here
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to put our names on our water!
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Geez, Chris. What the hell?
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Chris, relax. Have a Pipsi.
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Good morning, everybod...
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Damn it!
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She's just gonna keep it like
that for the next three years.
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You know, there's truth to that.
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You-you can tell
a lot about a person
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whose cell phone screen
is cracked.
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Like-like, if they're a girl,
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they definitely celebrate
their birth week.
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Oh, yeah. Just trash.
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Damn it, those phones have
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turned you all
into mindless drones.
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I knew this would happen.
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Getting those things
was a worse idea than...
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You know,
for an extra $12 a month,
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you can insure your screen,
and they'll replace it for free.
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Nice going, Meg.
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You talked over the setup
of this cutaway,
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and now we don't know
what's going on.
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Looks like Nicki Minaj,
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Iggy Azalea and Madonna
are robbing a bank.
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Um... they're butt bandits?
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"Ocean's 36-24-49?"
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Oh, I remember.
They're all skanks.
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"Getting new phones was a worse
idea than a skank robbery."
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- Oh, yeah.
- Right, skank robbery.
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I'm sorry, that's not funny.
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Today's sermon
is about perseverance.
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When I was run out of Boston
by the Spotlight team,
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I could've hung up my collar.
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Oh, my God. Again?
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You guys have got
to put those away.
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You can't be
on your phones in here.
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Relax, Lois.
It's just stupid, boring
church.
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Not like we're gonna
miss anything.
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But instead, I packed my Bibles
and my Tootsie Pops
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and headed down to Quahog.
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With a renewed sense of spirit
and a renewed reverence for...
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Jesus Christ?
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Uh, guys, sorry to interrupt.
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Danny the intern is here
with your paychecks.
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Oh, thanks, Danny.
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Hey, Chris,
here's your paycheck.
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Yeah, that gets forwarded
right to DraftKings.
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What's going on in there,
Ollie?
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- He came back!
- How is he?
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- Mad!
- Thanks, Ollie.
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H-Hold on, Danny, it looks like
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you accidentally
gave me Peter's check.
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Wait. What the hell?
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This number is four times
what I make.
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- Peter, you always said
you made the same as me.
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I'm sorry, Lois.
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I couldn't hear you
over Meg's Snickers wrapper.
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- What's this, now?
- I can't believe this, Peter.
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Y-You lied to me.
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Let's get out of here,
other altar boys.
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This is bull crap.
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I'm calling Fox
or Disney payroll right now.
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Fox or Disney payroll.
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- Yeah, hi. This is Lois Griff...
- Please hold.
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Of course.
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Yeah, Mom, that's not fair.
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Meg is right. That's not fair.
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Thank you for
continuing to hold.
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...turn my family
into brain-dead robots.
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In fact, you know what?
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We're finally going
to Old Sturbridge Village.
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Thank you for
continuing to hold.
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...see what life was like
before all these screens.
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A place where people farm
their own food,
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make their own clothing
and read books...
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Thank you for
continuing to hold.
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Oh, come on, Lois,
you only want to go
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to Old Sturbridge Village
'cause you once got
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hand-blasted there
on a field trip.
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Yes, let's just say
the candles
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weren't the only thing
being hot-dipped.
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- You see, Brian?
- That's how you do an ad-lib.
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Went right in.
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Thanks for holding.
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How may I help you,
Mrs. Griffin?
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Yeah, I'll tell you how.
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You can explain to me
why my husband
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makes four times
as much money as I do.
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Oh, um... okay, this is awkward.
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But I... I, um...
I assumed you knew.
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Mr. Griffin was able
to negotiate a higher salary
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because he's still paying
alimony to his first wife.
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"First wife"? What?
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Peter, you were married before?
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We actually freelance
all our explosion animation.
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Who are you again?
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- I-I'm Shannon Smith.
- Shannon. Take a lap.
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...never go to church.
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How come you never told me
you were married before?
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- I don't know.
- Just never came up.
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- Never came up?!
- Well, who was she?
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- Sarah Paulson.
- Who?
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Wait, isn't she that actress
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who's always biting her lip?
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Her very full lip.
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I honestly have no idea
who they're talking about.
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Come on, Sarah Paulson's been
in a lot of stuff, Chris.
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Okay, pulled her up on my phone.
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Looks vaguely familiar.
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But I would legitimately suggest
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that people pause this right now
and Google her.
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Wait. Wasn't Sarah Paulson
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a guest star
in this exact episode?
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Yeah, in fact,
she was in this O.J. gag.
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Ah, look, Predator
just cut her head off.
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Not for real, though.
For real, she's actually
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coming into the booth right now
to be part of this commentary.
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- Hi, everybody.
- So sorry I'm late.
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I was stuck in the canyon.
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Is... is that a euphemism
for lesbian sex?
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- I don't think I've met everyone.
- I'm Sarah.
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I understand you and Peter
used to be married.
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Oh, that.
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Feels like ancient history.
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I like your shoulder blades,
Miss Paulson.
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They're very... jutty.
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Have a seat, Sarah.
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Shall I explain
what we're doing here?
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That's okay. It seems just like
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when I would do ADR
for American Horror Story,
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for which I have received
five Emmy nominations.
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Well, some of us have awards,
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some of us have children.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, I don't know.
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You're the smart award winner.
You figure it out.
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Because this is a godless sho.
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All right, I'll do it.
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I'll pretend to be sick
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to get out of going
to Old Sturbridge Village.
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Mm, still 126.
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Oh, I wish you were feeling
well enough to come.
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Maybe I should stay home
and take care of you.
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No. Go, Lois.
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Go watch dead-eyed
pale women make bread.
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So, Lois, what will you be
wearing to the Emmys this year?
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I think you know
I won't be there.
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I won a surfboard
at the Teen Choice Awards.
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I left it in the kitchen
at work,
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hoping someone would take it.
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No one did.
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...eat a meatball sub
and watch football all day.
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Man, this is
an even better scam
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than Ferris Bueller's Day On.
250
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Okay, I need you to file these
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and not be working
with a shampoo mohawk.
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So, Sarah, I-I guess you chose
not to take Peter's name, huh?
253
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Decided to stick with "Paulson"?
254
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Yeah, his name just felt
255
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kind of, I don't know,
rough, you know?
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"Griffin."
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Right?
258
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Just sounds kind of brutish
and low-class.
259
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I also won an Emmy for
my performance as Marcia Clark
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in The People v. O.J. Simpson.
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You won an Emmy
for wearing a wig.
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Peter, may I speak
with you outside?
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Oh, boy.
264
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Uh-oh.
I think I'm stuck.
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Oh, right, this is where
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the fat man got stuck
in the banister slats.
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Stewie, I'm gonna give you
another crack at that,
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because I believe
what you meant to call them was
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"baluster slats,"
not "banister slats."
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- "Banister," "baluster."
- Same thing.
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Stewie,
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"banister" and "baluster"
are hardly the same things.
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A banister is the handrail that
sits atop the upright supports.
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A baluster is the
supporting structure itself.
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- Is this my water?
- No, it is not!
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Brian, I've heard people
say "banister slats."
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Well, those people, like you,
would be incorrect.
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So, the baluster is that
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big, round thing
at the bottom of the stairs
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- where the staircase begins?
- "Big, round thing"?
281
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,144
You're...
you're just guessing stuff now.
282
00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,855
I believe what you're
referring to is a newel post.
283
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,107
Mom and Dad are still
out there arguing.
284
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,734
Shouldn't they be in here?
285
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,277
I'll get 'em.
286
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,112
Wasn't Shannon, like,
a P.A. here once?
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00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,488
Shut your mouth.
288
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,574
Shannon's the only professional
in this building.
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...friends were getting married.
290
00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,161
How could I
not know this?!
Hey, guys?
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We have to deliver this episode
to the network today.
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Oh, you guys are back
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just in time for my big role.
294
00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,295
Hey, take it down
a notch, Sarah.
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00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,672
You don't even have an entry
on the Family Guy wiki.
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Even Gronk's dad has one.
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Welcome to Old Sturbridge
Village, everyone.
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Here's a fun fact.
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In colonial times, butter
and soap were the same thing.
300
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I get that it's a fact,
but how is it fun?
301
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Oh, my God!
302
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,859
How the hell am I gonna
get out of this?
303
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,569
Shh. Nobody talk
for the next minute.
304
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:55,945
I'm about to sing my big song.
305
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,572
Oh, go to hell, Peter.
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It's no use.
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I guess I'm just stuck...
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halfway down the stairs.
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♪ Halfway down the stairs ♪
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♪ Is a stair where I sit ♪
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♪ There isn't any other stair ♪
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♪ Quite like it... ♪
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00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,475
What the hell is this?
314
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,185
I'll tell you what it is:
315
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,229
an homage to a classic song
from The Muppet Show,
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00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,231
sung by Kermit's nephew, Robin.
317
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,982
I guarantee nobody got that.
318
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:34,192
I know this song.
319
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,985
Oh, shut up, Sarah!
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00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:40,310
♪ Where I always stop ♪
321
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,658
♪ Halfway up the stairs... ♪
322
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,992
I don't believe this.
323
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,161
You're just singing
the same song a frog sang.
324
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,580
How the hell was this
not cut from the show?
325
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,165
I kind of insisted they keep it.
326
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,850
I actually laid
in my parking space as a protest
327
00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:53,670
until they gave in.
328
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:58,341
♪ And all sorts
of funny thoughts run... ♪
329
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,803
This is the stupidest thing
I've ever seen.
330
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,596
Um, are they setting up
331
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,765
a buffet lunch for us
after this?
332
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,225
No, I think it's just pizza.
333
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,477
Can we please just
listen to the song?
334
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,105
♪ Halfway down the stairs ♪
335
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:16,276
♪ Is a stair where I sit ♪
336
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,946
♪ There isn't any other stair ♪
337
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,491
♪ Quite like it ♪
338
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,995
♪ I'm not at the bottom ♪
339
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:30,749
♪ I'm not at the top... ♪
340
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,959
Are there even any jokes
in the song?
341
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,461
Do you not understand comedy?
342
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,460
It's a reference.
The joke is I'm singing it.
343
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,900
Sorry to break it to you--
that's not a joke.
344
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:40,675
Damn it, now it's over.
345
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,260
Thanks a lot, Lois.
You completely ruined it.
346
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,262
You better not take
that tone with me,
347
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,264
'cause this has been
one hell of a day.
348
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,975
First, I find out you make
four times what I do.
349
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,935
Then I find out
you were married before?
350
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,437
I mean, what else don't I know?
351
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,814
Well, if we're
being honest, Lois,
352
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,250
you're really bad at having sex
when I'm drunk.
353
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,693
It's like you don't even
enjoy it.
354
00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,903
You're impossible!
355
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,197
Do not speak to the wicked.
356
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,158
Throw heads of cabbage
at him.
357
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,331
Damn it, Peter,
this is all your fault.
358
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,958
They're not even going to
explain how we all got stuck?
359
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,461
Season 16, ladies and gentlemen.
360
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,838
Suddenly, the family is stuck
in the banister slats.
361
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,480
Baluster.
362
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:21,883
Brian, seriously,.
363
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,384
I can get us out of here.
364
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:25,178
I'm good at
figuring things out.
365
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,263
Like when I figured out
the secret of business:
366
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,890
pointing at stuff
during meetings.
367
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,892
Peter, there's something
you don't know.
368
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,686
Chris might not even
be your son.
369
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,439
What?
I once slept with
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
370
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,650
You what?
371
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,652
These montage-style cutaway gags
372
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,820
provide the animators
the freedom
373
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:45,323
to go "beyond the page,"
as we say.
374
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,340
You slept with
Philip Seymour Hoffman?
375
00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:49,786
I sure did.
376
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,997
It was in his trailer during
that tornado chasing movie.
377
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,375
And all I know is,
nine months later,
378
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,709
Chris is born.
379
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,586
Yay! I'm a bastard!
380
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,505
This scene reminds me
of the time
381
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,840
I was being honored
at the Kennedy Center...
382
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,926
Oh, baloney sandwich, Sarah!
383
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,594
Baloney sandwich!
384
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,929
In fact, you know what?!
385
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,889
I'm tired of it, Peter!
386
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,934
You're dishonest,
you're disrespectful,
387
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,811
and, frankly, I deserve better!
388
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,630
So... so what are you
saying, Lois?
389
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,240
I'm saying this marriage
is over.
390
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,694
Enjoy spending the rest
of your life alone,
391
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,113
and enjoy doing the show
without me, 'cause I quit!
392
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,324
...building a chair
with my male friends.
393
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,826
Yeah, I can't believe...
394
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,703
Hi. Shannon Smith again.
395
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,455
You know, if you need a new
Lois, I do a pretty good one.
396
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,124
Peter!
397
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,917
That was sad.
398
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,670
Well, that was unexpected.
399
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,100
Well, I really regret
confiscating
400
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,761
everyone's phones now.
401
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,847
How the hell
are we gonna get out of here?
402
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,932
I got no idea,
but we're in trouble.
403
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:56,600
Even more than when we were
literally in the game Trouble.
404
00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:58,354
Welcome back to the DVD
commentary episode.
405
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,232
If you're just joining us,
Lois has stormed out
406
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,443
and announced that she's
quitting the show after learning
407
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,778
that Peter and Sarah Paulson
were once married.
408
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:09,157
She also said Chris's dad
might be Philip Seymour Hoffman.
409
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,410
More like See-less Hoffman
these days, right?
410
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,454
Hey, Patrick,
can we edit that out?
411
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,788
Yeah.
412
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,165
Okay, good, let's do that.
413
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,416
I don't see it.
414
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,126
Okay, there's also
a real rock
415
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,753
you can throw
through the glass.
416
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,962
I found the fake one.
417
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,173
Great.
418
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,342
Oh, thank God.
Can you get us out of...
419
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,120
Man, this is gonna be
easier than I thought.
420
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,973
- Wait, you're robbing us?
- Sure am.
421
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,517
And apparently,
I can take my sweet time.
422
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,102
Dad, I'm really worried
about Mom.
423
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,104
Should we maybe check on her?
424
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,148
Or be thinking about
a paternity test for Chris?
425
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:45,693
- You're right, Meg.
- This is awful.
426
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,111
You think your mother's
actually serious
427
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,720
about divorcing me
and quitting the show?
428
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,991
And what was all that stuff
about Chris not being my son?
429
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,493
That-that can't be true, right?
430
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,287
It's a burglar party!
431
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:59,123
Hey, remember the one day
that guy who plays the burglar
432
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,209
was on set, he was
passing out postcards
433
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,877
for his one-man show?
434
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,545
- So tacky.
- I went.
435
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,480
Wasn't bad. I think I sat
next to his girlfriend,
436
00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:09,885
'cause she laughed
at everything.
437
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,972
I've got a package
for a... Brian Griffin.
438
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,391
I'm Brian Griffin.
439
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,892
Great. Sign here.
440
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,185
Thanks.
441
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,645
All right, you guys.
442
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,231
Who's ready to have some fun?
443
00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:26,192
Hey, Brian,
they used your account
444
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,985
to buy a karaoke machine.
445
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,154
♪ Halfway down the stairs... ♪
446
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,989
And she said no one
would know that song.
447
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,991
Well, look.
The burglars know it.
448
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,369
Oh, you're kidding me.
They're doing my song.
449
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:40,390
♪ There isn't any other stair
quite like it... ♪
450
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,709
I-I gotta go find your mother,
talk some sense back into her.
451
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,860
SETH MacFARLANE:
No need, Peter.
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
452
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:46,462
- Seth MacFarlane.
- Holy crap.
453
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,172
It's the mouse from Sing.
454
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,799
I'd recognize your voice
anywhere.
455
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,217
MacFARLANE:
Okay, settle down.
456
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,261
Mr. MacFarlane...
457
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,846
what are you doing here?
458
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,180
MacFARLANE:
I'm actually here to tell you
459
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,141
there's no need to talk sense
into Lois.
460
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,726
Or for a paternity test.
461
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,227
Or for anyone
to leave the show,
462
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,229
because none of you are real.
463
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,356
You're all TV characters
voiced by me,
464
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,191
Alex Borstein, Seth Green
and Mila Kunis.
465
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,776
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
466
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,945
- Hi, everybody.
- Wait. What?
467
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,155
Okay, ha-hang on a second.
468
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,574
If I'm not real,
then why does a fat nerd
469
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,409
pretend to be me
at every Comic-Con?
470
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,286
MacFARLANE:
Please, please don't
mention him.
471
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,121
- It'll only encourage him.
- And if you're me,
472
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,956
then why do you sound
like my dog?
473
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,958
MacFARLANE:
Because I'm also the voice
of your dog, Brian.
474
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,418
Wait. You do my voice, too?
475
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,961
MacFARLANE:
Yeah, I do your voice.
476
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,380
So, the guy who handles
your money,
477
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,215
he knows you by voice, right?
478
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,500
That's usually just a call.
479
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,470
- Wait a second.
- If Dad's not real,
480
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,307
then he's not really my dad,
which means I'm not real?
481
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,808
That's right, Meg.
482
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,727
You're voiced by me, Mila Kunis.
483
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,395
Okay, question:
484
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,565
Why is the girl who voices me
super hot and I'm not?
485
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,650
Aw, that's so sweet.
486
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,278
You know, believe it or not,
I've actually had two kids.
487
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,720
Um, Ms. Kunis, I would just
like you to know
488
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,950
that I have no problem with you
breastfeeding in this booth.
489
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:02,163
May I ask
if you're still producing?
490
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,999
Uh, I, uh... no, uh, Chris,
491
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,251
I'm-I'm not, uh...
uh, producing.
492
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,170
- What about you, Miss Paulson?
- Are you producing?
493
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,380
I can see coming here
was a mistake.
494
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,216
Excuse me, Seth Green...
495
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,676
- Chris, I'm a man.
- I-I can't produce.
496
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,512
Actually, I just wanted to say
497
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,514
I enjoy your brilliant work
on Robot Chicken.
498
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,848
MacFARLANE:
Wait, Seth Green,
499
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,990
are you feeding yourself
compliments now?
500
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,143
Well, let's just hear Chris out.
501
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,895
MacFARLANE:
Okay, you know what?
We're getting off track here.
502
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,220
Like I was saying,
none of you actually exists.
503
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:29,357
Yes, you keep saying that.
504
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,858
Stop telling such horrible lies.
505
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,610
Oh, Seth, since you're here,
506
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,822
would you mind recording
episodes 1714, 15, 16,
507
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,448
and an NFL on Fox promo?
508
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,991
MacFARLANE:
Shannon, take a lap.
509
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,284
Oh, hey, look.
510
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,994
- Mom's back.
- Don't get excited.
511
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,412
I forgot my paycheck.
512
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,872
Lois, you can't leave the show.
513
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,624
Oh, yeah? Why not?
514
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,459
Well, the captain
of the Orville says
515
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,628
that none of us are real--
we're all cartoon characters.
516
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,630
Not real? What-what the hell
are you talking about?
517
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,340
He's right, Lois.
518
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,176
Uh, my name's Alex Borstein,
and I do your voice on the show.
519
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,679
Are you saying the rough-edged
comedy manager
520
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,181
from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
does my voice?
521
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,517
I'm so honored.
522
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,270
I love that show.
You are hilarious.
523
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,272
Yeah, Seth Green
already did this bit.
524
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:13,250
So, you're really saying
that we don't exist?
525
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:15,236
Peter, I-I'm not even sure
what this means,
526
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,238
but it sure makes it
seem less important
527
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,782
how much money you make
compared to me
528
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,118
or that maybe
you neglected to tell me
529
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,870
everything about your past.
530
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,246
Yeah, none of
that stuff matters.
531
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,914
You're right, Peter.
532
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,916
I love you,
and whatever we share,
533
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,918
whether it's real or not,
534
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,753
I don't want to give
any of it up.
535
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,380
Me, either.
536
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,910
It's safe and familiar
here with you.
537
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,530
So let's just bury our troubles
and cling to whatever this is.
538
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,723
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about Philip Seymour Hoffman.
539
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,182
It's fine. None of that matters.
540
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:46,601
MacFARLANE:
Look, the truth is--
541
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,102
again, this is Seth,
not Brian--
542
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,937
the truth is,
you should all be thankful
543
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,230
you're animated characters.
544
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,149
Peter, you can drink
as much as you want,
545
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,525
and nothing bad
will ever happen.
546
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,270
Lois, you haven't aged
in decades.
547
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,528
Stewie, you get to travel
through time
548
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,113
and do things no baby
could ever do.
549
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,699
And, Brian, you've had sex
with more hot women
550
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,326
than a real dog
could ever reasonably expect.
551
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,770
Meg, I'll admit,
you got the shaft.
552
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:07,914
Your actual life is better
than your cartoon life.
553
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,166
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need all the real actors
554
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,960
to form a human shield around me
so I can get out of the building
555
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,503
without the American Dad people
seeing me.
556
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,464
Well, from now on, Peter,
557
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,490
- I'm not going any...
- Quiet!
558
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,176
My character's talking!
559
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,220
Honestly, Peter,
I don't know how you...
560
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,680
I know. That right there
was the main reason we split up.
561
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,515
...wiped out by
the German aphid,
562
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,184
which was oddly brought
by the Swedes
563
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,190
during the Great Depression--
564
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,630
which, for those of you
who are too young,
565
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,690
was like a decade-long case
of the Mondays.
566
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,277
Well, I'm guessing you folks
are from out of town, too.
567
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,614
I never got that joke.
568
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,206
Well, you guys, I guess we all
learned something
569
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,125
about not letting technology
rule our lives.
570
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,878
And, Mom, next time we get
baluster slats,
571
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,480
let's make sure there's enough
room to get our heads out.
572
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:04,762
Okay, thanks for watching this
outmoded form of entertainment.
573
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,305
Now let's all go around the horn
574
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,641
and say what our favorite part
of the episode was.
575
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,976
- Chris?
- Pass.
576
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,686
- Meg?
- Don't care.
577
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:12,937
Okay, Stewie's asleep,
578
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,640
and I can see Brian
driving away in his car.
579
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,108
And just so you know,
he doesn't drive a Prius
580
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,901
like you see on the show.
581
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:21,700
He actually drives a white,
convertible Mercedes.
582
00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:24,310
Basically the car
a lady Realtor would drive.
583
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,783
Oh, animation producer
Shannon Smith,
584
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,993
I see you're still here.
585
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,160
You want to say something?
586
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,662
Thanks, Peter. Actually...
587
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,810
Oh, Fuzzy Door. Bye.
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