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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,937 --> 00:00:08,499 Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:08,546 --> 00:00:09,889 My mother was a hedge witch, too. 3 00:00:09,928 --> 00:00:11,622 I didn't know you were a hedge. 4 00:00:11,647 --> 00:00:14,607 Oh, yes. My mentor, Everett, found me. 5 00:00:19,828 --> 00:00:21,365 _ 6 00:00:21,451 --> 00:00:22,772 _ 7 00:00:23,483 --> 00:00:25,699 _ 8 00:00:25,785 --> 00:00:28,936 The Foremost saved them with special weapons 9 00:00:28,961 --> 00:00:30,334 that expel possession. 10 00:00:30,359 --> 00:00:31,561 They call them ice axes, 11 00:00:31,586 --> 00:00:33,116 and I'm assuming that's poetic license. 12 00:00:33,155 --> 00:00:35,021 So we might have a chance to save Eliot. 13 00:00:35,046 --> 00:00:38,236 Overthrow me right the fuck now, Fen. 14 00:00:38,261 --> 00:00:40,658 - I never should have... - Or I will never forgive you. 15 00:00:40,683 --> 00:00:42,970 And neither will Eliot if you keep me from getting 16 00:00:42,995 --> 00:00:44,550 the one thing that can save him. 17 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:50,543 When the going gets tough, the tough listens 18 00:00:50,568 --> 00:00:51,895 to pop anthems from the '80s. 19 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,322 Hi. It's me. 20 00:00:54,356 --> 00:00:55,524 It's the real me. It's Eliot. 21 00:00:55,549 --> 00:00:57,137 This is a mind palace situation, 22 00:00:57,162 --> 00:00:58,172 and we don't have a lot of time, 23 00:00:58,197 --> 00:00:59,728 and I have some extremely major shit to tell you. 24 00:00:59,761 --> 00:01:01,821 Some god of war. 25 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,866 He only liked them when they were too weak to fight. 26 00:01:04,925 --> 00:01:06,827 He's not trying to rebuild his body. 27 00:01:06,861 --> 00:01:09,330 That's not what the stones are. That's not what they're for. 28 00:01:10,665 --> 00:01:11,850 It's so much worse than that. 29 00:01:14,401 --> 00:01:15,736 Just breathe. 30 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,530 If the stones aren't for building a body, 31 00:01:17,585 --> 00:01:18,768 what does he want with them? 32 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:22,573 No, he's building a body... his sister's. 33 00:01:22,606 --> 00:01:24,875 He's trying to bring her back to life. 34 00:01:24,907 --> 00:01:26,576 Oh, my God. 35 00:01:26,609 --> 00:01:29,312 That's the girl he thought was a sacrifice 36 00:01:29,345 --> 00:01:30,767 to summon Enyalius, but she wasn't. 37 00:01:30,847 --> 00:01:32,649 Enyalius and the other gods killed her. 38 00:01:32,683 --> 00:01:35,351 They chopped her up and turned her into four stone organs. 39 00:01:35,384 --> 00:01:38,521 - Jesus. There's two of them. - Yeah. 40 00:01:38,555 --> 00:01:40,624 And if he got prison and she got the death penalty, 41 00:01:40,657 --> 00:01:42,375 I'm guessing she's the bad one. 42 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,477 Till he remembers, he won't know to go looking 43 00:01:44,502 --> 00:01:45,516 for Enyalius. 44 00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:50,838 Hi. 45 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:54,471 If you want to talk to me, the price is a drink. 46 00:01:54,588 --> 00:01:56,457 You're fun. 47 00:01:58,842 --> 00:02:01,493 One drink. 48 00:02:01,877 --> 00:02:04,149 - What are you having, ma'am? - Vodka ice. 49 00:02:04,204 --> 00:02:06,274 Vodka ice. 50 00:02:08,675 --> 00:02:10,645 There you go. 51 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:15,517 - I have a question. - No, I don't come here often. 52 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:16,979 You haven't seen me anywhere. 53 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:19,487 And, yes, I do have plans this weekend. 54 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,623 Still have a question? 55 00:02:22,181 --> 00:02:23,531 Yes. 56 00:02:24,292 --> 00:02:27,946 Why does this place smell like death? 57 00:02:33,201 --> 00:02:35,637 It is weird, right? 58 00:02:35,669 --> 00:02:38,540 Bar next to a hospital. 59 00:02:38,572 --> 00:02:41,742 Doctors need happy hour, too, I guess. 60 00:02:41,775 --> 00:02:45,480 So that's what you are? A doctor? 61 00:02:45,512 --> 00:02:47,281 No. 62 00:02:48,549 --> 00:02:51,252 I'm sick. 63 00:02:51,286 --> 00:02:53,355 But I got good news today. 64 00:02:53,387 --> 00:02:56,590 I'll only be sick for another two months. 65 00:02:56,624 --> 00:02:58,227 Three, maybe. 66 00:03:00,695 --> 00:03:03,264 Sometimes my friend says one thing 67 00:03:03,298 --> 00:03:05,975 but means another thing. 68 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:09,022 Is that what you're doing? 69 00:03:10,304 --> 00:03:11,572 Keep them coming. 70 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:13,275 Keep them coming. 71 00:03:19,581 --> 00:03:22,764 ? Meet me in a restaurant ? 72 00:03:23,443 --> 00:03:26,917 ? Meet me on the top of the world ? 73 00:03:27,454 --> 00:03:31,326 ? Meet me, and we'll talk the language of love ? 74 00:03:35,395 --> 00:03:38,312 ? I'll meet you anywhere you want ? 75 00:03:39,466 --> 00:03:41,268 ? I'll meet you on a ballroom floor ? 76 00:03:41,302 --> 00:03:43,608 Well, I'm definitely hitting my step goals today, huh? 77 00:03:43,633 --> 00:03:47,693 ? Meet me, and we'll float to the level above ? 78 00:03:50,244 --> 00:03:52,446 ? I wish you'd drop what you're doing ? 79 00:03:55,691 --> 00:03:58,923 Jesus fuck a wise man's donkey. 80 00:04:11,766 --> 00:04:14,001 Just give me a sign. 81 00:04:14,035 --> 00:04:16,437 Come on. Where's water? 82 00:04:16,470 --> 00:04:17,943 Anything. 83 00:04:57,644 --> 00:04:58,894 Wait. 84 00:04:59,913 --> 00:05:04,575 ? Don't get me wrong ? 85 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:08,837 ? If I'm looking kind of dazzled ? 86 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:09,898 El? 87 00:05:09,922 --> 00:05:14,494 ? I see neon lights ? 88 00:05:14,619 --> 00:05:17,935 ? Whenever you walk by ? 89 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:18,974 Eliot? 90 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:21,884 ? Don't get me wrong ? 91 00:05:21,943 --> 00:05:23,529 Oh, my God. 92 00:05:23,599 --> 00:05:27,807 ? If you say hello and I take a ride ? 93 00:05:28,582 --> 00:05:33,037 ? Upon a sea where the mystic moon ? 94 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,556 ? Is playing havoc with the tide ? 95 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:37,558 Hey! It's you, right? 96 00:05:37,592 --> 00:05:39,060 ? Don't get me wrong ? 97 00:05:39,092 --> 00:05:42,147 It can't be the monster. He doesn't have the moves. 98 00:05:42,172 --> 00:05:44,797 Hey, what are you doing here? 99 00:05:44,832 --> 00:05:47,969 Turn down the music and talk to me, will you? 100 00:05:48,835 --> 00:05:52,005 Wait a sec. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 101 00:05:52,197 --> 00:05:54,709 Oh, my God. I'm tripping on lizard. 102 00:05:56,544 --> 00:06:00,548 ? Don't get me wrong ? 103 00:06:01,849 --> 00:06:05,495 ? If I'm acting so distracted ? 104 00:06:06,553 --> 00:06:09,256 ? I'm thinking about the fireworks ? 105 00:06:09,289 --> 00:06:11,268 Oh, come on. 106 00:06:11,293 --> 00:06:15,034 ? That go off when you smile ? 107 00:06:15,253 --> 00:06:19,977 ? Don't get me wrong ? 108 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:24,813 ? If I split like light refracted ? 109 00:06:24,905 --> 00:06:28,855 ? I'm only off to wander ? 110 00:06:29,862 --> 00:06:34,014 ? Across a moonlit mile ? 111 00:06:36,098 --> 00:06:40,722 ? Once in a while, two people meet ? 112 00:06:40,814 --> 00:06:45,579 ? Seemingly for no reason, they just pass on the street ? 113 00:06:45,665 --> 00:06:50,346 ? Suddenly thunder showers everywhere ? 114 00:06:50,456 --> 00:06:52,800 ? Who can explain the thunder and rain? ? 115 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,573 Don't get me wrong. I'm happy to see you. 116 00:06:55,996 --> 00:06:59,197 Where are you taking me, Eliot? I'm so thirsty. 117 00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:02,590 ? Don't get me wrong ? 118 00:07:02,642 --> 00:07:06,670 ? If I come and go like fashion ? 119 00:07:07,582 --> 00:07:11,600 ? I might be great tomorrow ? 120 00:07:12,295 --> 00:07:16,310 ? But hopeless yesterday ? 121 00:07:16,709 --> 00:07:21,842 ? Don't get me wrong ? 122 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,999 ? If I fall in the mode of passion ? 123 00:07:26,282 --> 00:07:30,305 ? It might be unbelievable ? 124 00:07:31,269 --> 00:07:35,647 ? But let's not say so long ? 125 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,489 ? It might be just fantastic ? 126 00:07:40,354 --> 00:07:44,013 ? Don't get me wrong ? 127 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:55,451 Woman, hello. 128 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,521 Oh, hey. 129 00:08:00,604 --> 00:08:01,881 Hi. 130 00:08:04,714 --> 00:08:08,882 Can't believe that psychotropic douche got me here. 131 00:08:09,006 --> 00:08:10,593 Can I get some water? 132 00:08:12,955 --> 00:08:15,157 Who wants the honor of killing her? 133 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,560 Hey, if water's a dealio, I'm good. 134 00:08:17,594 --> 00:08:19,062 Oh, we have water. 135 00:08:19,094 --> 00:08:21,157 What we don't have are strangers wandering 136 00:08:21,182 --> 00:08:22,551 - into our camp. - Her wrist. 137 00:08:27,736 --> 00:08:31,607 Our enemy's enemy is our ally. 138 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,076 Well, how about that? 139 00:08:41,619 --> 00:08:45,158 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 140 00:08:45,854 --> 00:08:48,691 You're in pain, aren't you? 141 00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:53,596 Come with me. 142 00:08:53,629 --> 00:08:55,064 I can take it away. 143 00:08:55,098 --> 00:08:57,767 Sorry, but I got to get home and tell my parents 144 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,103 all the medical debt was for nothing. 145 00:09:04,139 --> 00:09:06,175 Thanks for the drinks. 146 00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:08,051 Wait. 147 00:09:08,911 --> 00:09:11,192 Do that again. 148 00:09:12,147 --> 00:09:13,997 My face. 149 00:09:14,716 --> 00:09:16,118 Touch my face. 150 00:09:18,761 --> 00:09:20,396 Are you okay? 151 00:09:22,892 --> 00:09:26,178 Whenever you touch my face, I remember something. 152 00:09:29,065 --> 00:09:30,233 Again. 153 00:09:35,037 --> 00:09:39,041 You remind me of someone I had forgotten... 154 00:09:39,075 --> 00:09:40,877 my sister. 155 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:42,012 I'm gonna leave. 156 00:09:42,045 --> 00:09:44,647 No, you have to come with me now. 157 00:09:44,681 --> 00:09:47,050 No, I'm... 158 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,926 What's up? 159 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:58,962 This was in the Mirror World. 160 00:09:58,994 --> 00:10:01,830 And I heard you were looking for the binder, so... 161 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,234 Holy shit. 162 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:07,782 It's in some language I've never seen before. I... 163 00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:10,706 Well, um, I'll get on this just as soon 164 00:10:10,739 --> 00:10:12,041 as we find Enyalius. 165 00:10:12,075 --> 00:10:14,176 Hopefully before the Monster does. 166 00:10:14,209 --> 00:10:16,780 I-I thought we wanted him to find Enyalius. 167 00:10:16,812 --> 00:10:19,048 Yeah, we did, but we were wrong. 168 00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:20,683 He's building his sister. 169 00:10:22,151 --> 00:10:24,054 What are y'all doing? 170 00:10:24,368 --> 00:10:27,471 Tracking the Library's entire magic infrastructure 171 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:30,277 to find weak points and start a rebellion. 172 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:34,096 But, um, good luck with yours. 173 00:10:34,129 --> 00:10:36,799 Yeah. Thanks. You too. 174 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:38,443 Yeah, I can tell you what he looks like, 175 00:10:38,468 --> 00:10:40,404 the food the dude likes to eat, 176 00:10:40,429 --> 00:10:43,005 but shit-all for anything useful. 177 00:10:43,038 --> 00:10:44,709 One thing is bugging me. 178 00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:48,011 In the memory, I-I could swear he was wearing a ring... emerald. 179 00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:52,092 Guy is described up and down, but nothing about the ring. 180 00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:53,778 Wait a minute. Did you say emerald? 181 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:54,784 Yeah. 182 00:10:54,816 --> 00:10:57,342 W-when I did research with the Free Traders, 183 00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:59,756 there... there was this god. What was his name? 184 00:10:59,796 --> 00:11:03,491 Uh, he... he always worked in disguise, but... 185 00:11:03,516 --> 00:11:07,096 but he was known for always wearing an emerald ring. 186 00:11:07,121 --> 00:11:09,824 So Enyalius is a front. 187 00:11:09,865 --> 00:11:11,100 Here. 188 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,736 Aengus. 189 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:14,904 Celtic god. 190 00:11:17,272 --> 00:11:20,142 - Jules, it says here he's a Trickster. - It's fine. 191 00:11:20,168 --> 00:11:23,721 And we... it wouldn't be a summoning. 192 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:25,915 We can only get to him through a magical creature. 193 00:11:25,948 --> 00:11:28,261 Apparently there's a whole species that exists 194 00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:30,353 to entertain him and protect him. 195 00:11:30,386 --> 00:11:33,263 And they're really annoying and... 196 00:11:33,889 --> 00:11:37,677 What I'm getting at is we need to find a leprechaun. 197 00:11:57,113 --> 00:11:59,114 - Don't! - I'm sorry. 198 00:11:59,147 --> 00:12:02,084 Listen, I-I just saw this red sand out there. 199 00:12:02,118 --> 00:12:03,853 It was following me. 200 00:12:03,886 --> 00:12:06,289 I thought it was 'cause I was tripping balls. 201 00:12:06,321 --> 00:12:08,157 Our desert is alive. 202 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:11,060 It's filled with demon spirits that attack our women. 203 00:12:12,594 --> 00:12:14,263 Okay. 204 00:12:14,296 --> 00:12:17,200 Speaking of D-spirits, I'm looking for something 205 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:20,757 I think you guys have... a pair of black... 206 00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:22,978 You're angry with me? How dare you? 207 00:12:23,004 --> 00:12:25,327 You lay with my sister, and I'm the one you scream at? 208 00:12:25,352 --> 00:12:26,764 I'm the one you threaten? 209 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,878 - Zal, calm yourself. - Pig! 210 00:12:29,911 --> 00:12:31,882 You want my sister? She's yours. 211 00:12:31,907 --> 00:12:33,950 Wow. "Desert Dynasty." 212 00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:35,819 Think we're gonna get a girl fight? 213 00:12:35,852 --> 00:12:38,054 Jesus, how long does one lick last? 214 00:12:38,086 --> 00:12:40,550 Take her. You two deserve each other. 215 00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:43,233 You must be silent! Now. 216 00:12:55,371 --> 00:12:57,495 Ooh. Gross. 217 00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:01,725 But cool, but gross. 218 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:28,373 So, anytime a woman gets a teensy bit emotional, 219 00:13:28,398 --> 00:13:31,335 one of those things rises up out of the sand, and what? 220 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,478 Possesses her... 221 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,814 eventually causing paralysis, even death. 222 00:13:35,846 --> 00:13:38,997 Men save us because they alone have the strength to survive. 223 00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:41,414 And the spirit zoo you got going? 224 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,741 They can't be killed, 225 00:13:42,773 --> 00:13:45,476 so I've learned how to imprison them. 226 00:13:45,553 --> 00:13:47,189 Some brave dudes. 227 00:13:47,278 --> 00:13:50,404 And some awfully compliant women. 228 00:13:55,885 --> 00:13:58,990 You're not seeing or hearing this, are you? 229 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,559 Seeing or hearing...? 230 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,127 I thought so. 231 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,265 Man, this lizard's got a half-life like uranium. 232 00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:09,066 So the guy with the axes... 233 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,102 which tent's he hang his thong in? 234 00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:15,238 Have we identified the leader of the Serpent group yet? 235 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,041 Not yet, but we're looking. 236 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,609 Where? 237 00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:23,147 Phyllis is in charge of that investigation. 238 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,714 I could join her. 239 00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:26,883 Perhaps there are places she doesn't know to look 240 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:29,553 that I would, considering my past. 241 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:32,100 That's a very generous offer. 242 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:36,326 But it seems that you have enough on your plate already. 243 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:39,195 Very well. 244 00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:40,874 I was just sitting in a bar 245 00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:43,546 when a bear named Humbledrum started talking to me. 246 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,703 What can I tell you? Fillory's a weird place. 247 00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:48,039 So I hear. 248 00:14:48,072 --> 00:14:49,904 - But you... - Mm-hmm. 249 00:14:49,929 --> 00:14:51,976 - A woman... - Mm-hmm. 250 00:14:52,009 --> 00:14:54,245 - As king? - Talking animals. 251 00:14:54,278 --> 00:14:56,058 Mm. 252 00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:10,193 I'm gonna go get some more. 253 00:15:20,447 --> 00:15:23,451 Wow. Light speed, Bambi. 254 00:15:23,476 --> 00:15:26,310 Okay, can you just tell me? 255 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,978 What the hell are you? 256 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,746 Pieces of you. 257 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,314 Your spirit guide. 258 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,651 Your memories. Your Eliot. 259 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,152 Your conscience. 260 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,789 - Speaking of conscience... - Wait, what? 261 00:15:39,823 --> 00:15:42,025 You're really gonna pass lycanthropy to a guy 262 00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:43,660 who lives on a planet with two moons? 263 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,128 I'll tell them I'm surfing the red breakers 264 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,229 and we got to get creative. 265 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:49,132 And this is just to get the axes. 266 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,667 Out, now. 267 00:15:55,139 --> 00:15:57,808 And this is guiding me how? 268 00:15:57,841 --> 00:16:00,111 It's the song you think to yourself 269 00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:03,080 whenever you're working a guy, remember? 270 00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:05,815 High school, junior year? 271 00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:08,718 - Ray Latanza. - Ray Latanza. 272 00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:10,234 - Yeah. - Yeah. 273 00:16:10,259 --> 00:16:11,789 This song came out on the car radio. 274 00:16:11,822 --> 00:16:13,328 I wanted to ride in his Porsche, 275 00:16:13,353 --> 00:16:14,691 so I gave him a hand job. 276 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:17,133 In your own driveway, which is sad, 277 00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:18,294 'cause then your dad walked out. 278 00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:20,310 Okay, road closure on Memory Lane. 279 00:16:20,335 --> 00:16:25,702 ? I don't know where I'm going ? 280 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:31,028 ? But I sure know where I've been ? 281 00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:36,216 ? Hanging on the promises in the songs of yesterday ? 282 00:16:36,481 --> 00:16:40,583 ? 'Cause I've made up my mind ? 283 00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:44,692 ? I ain't wasting no more time ? 284 00:16:44,788 --> 00:16:47,326 ? Here I go again ? 285 00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,129 ? Here I go again ? 286 00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,730 Hey, Margo. Thanks for inviting me. 287 00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:55,166 I invited her? 288 00:16:56,866 --> 00:17:01,303 ? Though I keep searching for an answer ? 289 00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:06,159 ? I never seem to find what I'm looking for ? 290 00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:11,628 ? Oh, Lord, I pray You give me the strength to carry on ? 291 00:17:11,807 --> 00:17:16,200 ? 'Cause I know what it means ? 292 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:20,124 ? To walk along the lonely street of dreams ? 293 00:17:21,544 --> 00:17:26,036 ? Here I go again on my own ? 294 00:17:26,263 --> 00:17:31,255 ? Going down the only road I've ever known ? 295 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:35,521 ? Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone ? 296 00:17:37,903 --> 00:17:42,169 ? And I made up my mind ? 297 00:17:42,747 --> 00:17:46,049 ? I ain't wasting no more time ? 298 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,983 The Library says that they have sufficient levels 299 00:17:52,008 --> 00:17:54,224 of ambient magic. 300 00:17:54,258 --> 00:17:56,861 Magic output reports are published weekly. 301 00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:59,530 Yeah, well, we didn't trust them, and guess what. 302 00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:01,297 Look... 303 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,501 this is how much magic the Library says 304 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:06,102 is being distributed as ambient. 305 00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:10,540 And this is the level in the pipes right now. 306 00:18:10,574 --> 00:18:12,510 It's nothing close to the amount of magic 307 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,779 they say there is. 308 00:18:14,811 --> 00:18:17,481 So long as Library members get their Deweys, 309 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,116 who cares? 310 00:18:19,148 --> 00:18:21,417 Beside hedges. 311 00:18:21,451 --> 00:18:24,521 - That can't be right. - It is. 312 00:18:24,899 --> 00:18:26,942 We bugged the pipes. 313 00:18:27,558 --> 00:18:29,616 A beetle with McCormick's Tracer. 314 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,269 Were you mapping the pipe system? 315 00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:34,331 Trying to. 316 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,867 Until our beetle disintegrated somewhere outside Earth. 317 00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,955 But the spell shows magic levels. 318 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,198 And when we saw this, we thought we should show you, 319 00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,874 because I don't think you signed up to work 320 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:46,698 for an organization that lies, right? 321 00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:50,246 - I'm sure there's an explanation. - There is. 322 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,449 Harriet told you... and me. 323 00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:55,219 Everett's trying to squeeze out hedges. 324 00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:57,154 This is just more of the same. 325 00:18:57,186 --> 00:19:00,491 Look, you are on the inside. 326 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:03,070 You can find out where the extra magic is going 327 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:06,798 and why they're hoarding it and why the Library is lying. 328 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,567 Hmm. 329 00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:12,293 Yeah, sweetie. Just let me borrow them. 330 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:16,406 I'll have them back in a day, two at the most. 331 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,887 No one else can use them but me. 332 00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:21,478 - Mm. - They're enchanted. 333 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:24,914 As I'm sure you can understand better than most. 334 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:27,617 I, uh... 335 00:19:28,158 --> 00:19:31,135 I loved it last night when you did that thing to me. 336 00:19:32,229 --> 00:19:36,499 Ah, what are you, some kind of... witch? 337 00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:38,629 Magician. 338 00:19:38,662 --> 00:19:40,923 So can I get ones that work for me? 339 00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:42,433 You'll have to make your own. 340 00:19:42,465 --> 00:19:44,234 Swell. How? 341 00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:56,046 Mostly white, no? 342 00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:58,515 But every hundredth grain or so... 343 00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:02,418 Is black. 344 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,887 Mm. 345 00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:06,433 A warrior goes alone in the desert, 346 00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:08,893 picks out only the black ones... 347 00:20:09,394 --> 00:20:11,528 enough to fill a large bag, 348 00:20:12,098 --> 00:20:14,501 which is then forged. 349 00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:15,696 Thanks. 350 00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:17,930 You're gonna try? 351 00:20:17,962 --> 00:20:19,636 I'm gonna do. 352 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,639 If you get the least bit emotional, 353 00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:23,641 the spirits will possess you. 354 00:20:23,674 --> 00:20:25,241 Clear on that. 355 00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:27,277 And there'll be no man to protect you. 356 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,313 - Story of my life. - And you can't use magic. 357 00:20:30,347 --> 00:20:33,384 - It renders the grains... - Impotent? 358 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,242 I don't know that word. 359 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,655 You sure don't, Marathon Man. 360 00:20:37,687 --> 00:20:40,991 [Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again" 361 00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:44,314 ? I'm just another heart in need of rescue ? 362 00:20:46,128 --> 00:20:49,604 ? Waiting on love's sweet charity ? 363 00:20:51,392 --> 00:20:55,664 ? And I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days ? 364 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,534 What is she doing here? 365 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,827 - Four-octave range, bitch. - Seriously? 366 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,019 I got my id, my lost innocence, 367 00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:06,683 my guilt, and now my inadequacy? 368 00:21:06,716 --> 00:21:10,846 ? 'Cause I know what it means ? 369 00:21:10,932 --> 00:21:15,880 ? To walk along the lonely street of dreams ? 370 00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:20,973 ? And here I go again on my own ? 371 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:25,469 ? Going down the only road I've ever known ? 372 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,252 ? Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone ? 373 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:35,511 ? And I've made up my mind ? 374 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:40,153 ? I ain't wasting no more time ? 375 00:21:40,238 --> 00:21:42,606 ? But here I go again ? 376 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,053 Okay, this is too much. 377 00:21:44,087 --> 00:21:46,190 Your subconscious thought you needed some wisdom. 378 00:21:46,215 --> 00:21:49,619 You do whiskey, not wisdom. 379 00:21:49,653 --> 00:21:51,755 Okay. Fine. 380 00:21:52,822 --> 00:21:56,060 ? And I made up my mind ? 381 00:21:57,694 --> 00:22:00,630 ? I ain't wasting no more time ? 382 00:22:00,664 --> 00:22:02,166 Show-off. 383 00:22:02,191 --> 00:22:06,162 ? Here I go again ? 384 00:22:07,436 --> 00:22:11,407 ? Here I go again ? 385 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:16,497 ? Here I go again ? 386 00:22:18,115 --> 00:22:23,794 ? Here I go ? 387 00:22:29,728 --> 00:22:32,244 Ah, morning. What can I do you for? 388 00:22:32,283 --> 00:22:34,915 Uh, we were hoping that you could help us find somebody. 389 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,236 Well, I'm not sure about that, 390 00:22:36,283 --> 00:22:38,314 but, uh, I can fix your shoes. 391 00:22:38,347 --> 00:22:41,690 Uh, this is Berry's, right? 392 00:22:41,715 --> 00:22:43,110 Yeah. 393 00:22:43,135 --> 00:22:44,987 I'm Berry, so... 394 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:46,389 We're looking for a leprechaun. 395 00:22:50,427 --> 00:22:52,105 Right. 396 00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:55,235 So are you looking for, like, a "pot of gold" leprechaun, 397 00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:57,736 or is this a breakfast-cereal situation, or.. 398 00:22:57,761 --> 00:22:59,291 We're looking for a god named Aengus, 399 00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:01,033 but to find him we have to talk to a leprechaun first, 400 00:23:01,103 --> 00:23:03,760 and I know this is a bat-shit thing to say 401 00:23:03,814 --> 00:23:06,191 with a straight face, but if you could help us... 402 00:23:07,943 --> 00:23:11,147 Well, all right, since you're desperate. 403 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,949 Are you the leprechaun? 404 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,098 What do you expect... 405 00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:16,229 some short little bearded child in overalls 406 00:23:16,254 --> 00:23:17,353 with a buckle on me hat? 407 00:23:17,387 --> 00:23:19,022 Why didn't you just tell us? 408 00:23:19,055 --> 00:23:22,026 Because you're hysterical when you're desperate. 409 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,300 Want to see Aengus? 410 00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:32,943 He's right through there. 411 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,619 Great. No knob. 412 00:23:40,644 --> 00:23:42,346 Someone's trying to kill your boss, 413 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,889 and we need to warn him, so please just let us through. 414 00:23:44,914 --> 00:23:46,516 No. 415 00:23:46,548 --> 00:23:48,084 Aengus is pretty strict on that. 416 00:23:48,121 --> 00:23:49,519 Keeps out the riffraff. 417 00:23:49,552 --> 00:23:51,388 Don't worry. 418 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:53,957 Everything you need to open the door is in here. 419 00:23:53,989 --> 00:23:55,124 It's fun. 420 00:23:55,158 --> 00:23:57,026 It's an escape room... 421 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,663 like for kids' parties. 422 00:23:59,696 --> 00:24:01,999 Not ours. 423 00:24:02,032 --> 00:24:03,934 Whoo! 424 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:11,133 ? Beautiful dreamer ? 425 00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:15,973 ? Wake unto me ? 426 00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:21,543 ? Starlight and dew drops ? 427 00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:26,020 ? Are waiting for thee ? 428 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:27,872 Enough. 429 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:29,862 You loved this song when you were little 430 00:25:29,887 --> 00:25:31,321 and your father sang it. 431 00:25:31,353 --> 00:25:33,533 You're me, right? 432 00:25:33,558 --> 00:25:35,965 I run me, so shut it. 433 00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:23,140 Yes. 434 00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,178 It's okay. I think I can get it. 435 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:30,212 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. 436 00:26:30,246 --> 00:26:32,549 Lets the knob down, but if you stick your arm up there, 437 00:26:32,582 --> 00:26:34,718 you'll just get sliced up. 438 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:36,600 We have no idea how close the Monster is. 439 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:37,889 So, if I get cut, I get cut. 440 00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:39,288 We don't have time to argue about this. 441 00:26:39,314 --> 00:26:42,557 Stupid, 'cause one of us here is indestructible. 442 00:26:58,339 --> 00:26:59,681 Hey. 443 00:27:02,845 --> 00:27:05,748 It's you. Julia. 444 00:27:05,782 --> 00:27:08,685 Aengus has been very interested in you. 445 00:27:08,718 --> 00:27:10,120 What's that supposed to mean? 446 00:27:10,152 --> 00:27:11,854 Oh, no, nothing to worry. 447 00:27:11,888 --> 00:27:14,449 We've all been interested in the girl who became 448 00:27:14,512 --> 00:27:16,726 the goddess who became... 449 00:27:16,758 --> 00:27:20,096 Shit. We still need a key. 450 00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,731 Well, then maybe Aengus would appreciate 451 00:27:21,764 --> 00:27:24,868 - if you let us through. - Oh, I can't. 452 00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:35,278 I quit. I can't do this anymore. 453 00:27:35,719 --> 00:27:37,455 That goddamn lullaby. 454 00:27:40,071 --> 00:27:42,006 He'd sing it every night to me. 455 00:27:43,442 --> 00:27:45,444 Even away on business... 456 00:27:45,476 --> 00:27:48,246 he'd sing it over the phone. 457 00:27:49,548 --> 00:27:52,217 He called me his little princess. 458 00:27:53,718 --> 00:27:55,720 He was better than other dads. 459 00:27:57,321 --> 00:27:59,958 And he thought I was better than other daughters. 460 00:28:02,194 --> 00:28:03,395 Until... 461 00:28:03,427 --> 00:28:06,471 You had the audacity to grow up. 462 00:28:07,264 --> 00:28:10,566 Fucking apologies for the surprise, Dad. 463 00:28:11,226 --> 00:28:13,362 He saw what he raised... 464 00:28:13,405 --> 00:28:15,329 a woman he couldn't control... 465 00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:18,171 who didn't need anyone else's approval. 466 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,400 Nothing deadlier to the fragile male ego. 467 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,041 He was the one who told me I could be anything. 468 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:31,978 And I believed him. 469 00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:35,485 But he didn't tell you that the world makes you choose. 470 00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:37,713 You can be one of the smart ones 471 00:28:37,745 --> 00:28:41,710 or one of the pretty ones or even a strong one. 472 00:28:41,735 --> 00:28:44,188 - But... - Try to be all three... 473 00:28:46,032 --> 00:28:49,204 you better learn to smile and shut up... 474 00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:51,326 'cause the second you're you, 475 00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:53,365 the second... 476 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:56,342 I'm loud, pissed off, 477 00:28:56,724 --> 00:28:58,504 it's, "What a bitch." 478 00:28:58,865 --> 00:29:00,507 "What a slut." 479 00:29:00,951 --> 00:29:03,944 "Who the fuck does she think she is?" 480 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:08,013 So you never give them a chance. 481 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,250 You hit first. 482 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:13,352 And anyone dumb enough to hit back soon finds that there's 483 00:29:13,386 --> 00:29:17,594 no hurting you, sheathed in all that hard, 484 00:29:17,619 --> 00:29:19,326 glossy armor. 485 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:22,328 Then why does it hurt so much? 486 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:28,334 Why does it feel like I'm losing my mind, Eliot? 487 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:33,039 Wind and sand 488 00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:35,541 reduce mountains into rubble. 489 00:29:35,575 --> 00:29:38,545 Are you stronger than a mountain? 490 00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:43,482 I'm a king. 491 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:46,721 Not a goddamn princess. 492 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,768 A king. 493 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:52,033 You were. 494 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,162 I'm still a king. 495 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:01,810 King of manipulation... 496 00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:04,411 king of pointless rage... 497 00:30:05,230 --> 00:30:07,610 king of I can't do this... 498 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,423 king of he was right... 499 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,996 King of I eventually fuck up everything. 500 00:30:16,088 --> 00:30:19,125 - That's not true. - That's what Eliot would say. 501 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:21,522 But you're not Eliot, are you? 502 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,490 You're me. 503 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:28,560 And we know. 504 00:30:28,779 --> 00:30:32,443 Margo. Don't... 505 00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:35,403 Get angry? 506 00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:38,113 I'm angry... 507 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:40,403 every second. 508 00:30:41,723 --> 00:30:46,414 Every second my eyes are open because I know who I am... 509 00:30:46,663 --> 00:30:48,644 not what I pretend to be. 510 00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:53,219 Can't do anything except pose and judge. 511 00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:54,587 Margo... 512 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:56,328 you have to stop. 513 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:02,395 The only thing I ever did right was be your best friend. 514 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:06,331 That's the only thing I ever got right. 515 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,155 And I can't even do that, 516 00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:13,002 or else this fucking bag would be fucking full! 517 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:54,146 Wait. 518 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,318 You're a girl? 519 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:04,590 Sorry, woman. Female. 520 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:07,227 And how am I hearing you? 521 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,364 You're in my thoughts. 522 00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:13,500 Who isn't? 523 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,410 - Are you getting this? - Yeah, of course. 524 00:32:15,472 --> 00:32:16,629 Of course. 525 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:22,274 So then maybe you can tell me if you're a womanish thing, 526 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:26,146 why do you do such shitty things to other women? 527 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:29,715 What? 528 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:34,092 Fuck. 529 00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:40,481 - Last one. - It doesn't work. 530 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:42,272 God damn it. 531 00:32:44,069 --> 00:32:46,839 Come on. 532 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,591 You may enter. 533 00:32:53,616 --> 00:32:55,443 Aengus. Or, Enyalius. 534 00:32:55,468 --> 00:32:57,091 Whatever your name is. Do we... We're too late. 535 00:32:57,125 --> 00:32:58,341 Shit. Shit. 536 00:33:01,516 --> 00:33:03,318 Oh, your face. 537 00:33:03,343 --> 00:33:05,115 - What the hell, dude? - We were trying to warn you. 538 00:33:05,148 --> 00:33:07,784 Oh, yeah, yeah. I got you good. 539 00:33:07,809 --> 00:33:11,313 Your anxieties are glowing... 540 00:33:11,347 --> 00:33:12,781 this one especially. 541 00:33:12,815 --> 00:33:14,792 The Monster is coming for you. 542 00:33:14,817 --> 00:33:17,153 The... the one that you locked up in Blackspire. 543 00:33:17,185 --> 00:33:18,521 You care for a snack? 544 00:33:18,591 --> 00:33:21,027 Something to drink? Oh, you certainly earned it. 545 00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:23,937 No, no. We... we want you to leave. 546 00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:25,800 I have a place to hide. 547 00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:30,471 I just refuse to let your panic infect me. 548 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:32,286 Happiness is a choice, you know. 549 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,175 Yeah, well, you should turn the panic up. 550 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:36,177 We wasted so much time in your escape-room shit, 551 00:33:36,211 --> 00:33:38,180 the Monster could be here any second. 552 00:33:42,216 --> 00:33:45,366 You mortals are always so precious about time. 553 00:33:45,391 --> 00:33:48,109 "There's never enough of it. 554 00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:50,771 Oh, every second, I'm closer to death." 555 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,060 Ah. 556 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,902 Well, yes, but... 557 00:33:53,962 --> 00:33:55,632 how can you enjoy life 558 00:33:55,664 --> 00:33:57,901 if you're in constant fear of its end? 559 00:33:57,933 --> 00:33:59,368 Think on it. 560 00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:01,270 Except you, of course. 561 00:34:01,304 --> 00:34:03,640 Julia... 562 00:34:03,672 --> 00:34:06,242 it's a fascinating pleasure. 563 00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:08,278 We're trying to save you. 564 00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:09,578 You need to hide now. 565 00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:11,695 Oh. 566 00:34:12,366 --> 00:34:15,436 Yes, it took me a while to shake the mortal fear, too. 567 00:34:16,919 --> 00:34:18,287 You'll get there. 568 00:34:20,323 --> 00:34:22,225 So that's a no on the snacks? 569 00:34:23,959 --> 00:34:27,457 I did hope that the decoy and alias would keep him at bay, 570 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,888 but just in case... 571 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,617 Fallout shelter of sorts. 572 00:34:32,664 --> 00:34:35,586 No one, not even the Monster, can get in. 573 00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:40,336 It's gonna be so very boring, but, uh... 574 00:34:40,435 --> 00:34:42,444 since you insist. 575 00:34:42,477 --> 00:34:45,547 - Thank God. - You're most welcome. 576 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:49,585 - But before I, um... - Jesus Christ. 577 00:34:49,618 --> 00:34:52,731 Julia, come with me. 578 00:34:52,809 --> 00:34:54,297 What? 579 00:34:54,322 --> 00:34:57,225 I know a thing or two about god powers. 580 00:34:57,259 --> 00:35:00,263 I'm sure I can fix whatever's wrong with you. 581 00:35:02,248 --> 00:35:05,002 We're more alike than you know. 582 00:35:08,133 --> 00:35:09,736 Think it over. 583 00:35:11,033 --> 00:35:15,452 Whilst I remember my password. 584 00:35:25,687 --> 00:35:28,325 So can we do this thing or what? 585 00:35:28,357 --> 00:35:30,593 - I don't mean to be brusque. - Do what? 586 00:35:30,633 --> 00:35:32,855 Turn my black sand into axes. 587 00:35:34,464 --> 00:35:35,879 Uh-oh. 588 00:35:36,933 --> 00:35:38,768 Guys, whatever the joke is, skip it. 589 00:35:38,793 --> 00:35:41,497 - It's just so... - Richly enjoyable. 590 00:35:41,529 --> 00:35:42,730 Not to mention a first. 591 00:35:42,763 --> 00:35:45,700 You should feel good at least. 592 00:35:45,734 --> 00:35:49,404 No other woman has ever gone alone out there and come back 593 00:35:49,437 --> 00:35:50,772 with all of that. 594 00:35:50,804 --> 00:35:53,674 - Most give up. - Or die. 595 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:56,545 Yeah, hilarious. 596 00:35:56,578 --> 00:35:59,148 I can't believe your kingdom exiled you. 597 00:35:59,181 --> 00:36:01,717 You're strong, smart... 598 00:36:03,618 --> 00:36:05,821 And a very adequate whore. 599 00:36:05,853 --> 00:36:08,156 Oh, yeah, it's a big uh-oh. 600 00:36:10,525 --> 00:36:12,161 You know, a funny thing happened out there. 601 00:36:12,194 --> 00:36:14,663 I met one of them... a demon spirit. 602 00:36:14,696 --> 00:36:19,534 And I got the whole download on how this place really rolls. 603 00:36:19,567 --> 00:36:21,536 See, I lost my shit... 604 00:36:21,569 --> 00:36:23,804 in a big way. 605 00:36:23,837 --> 00:36:25,540 And she came up out of the sand. 606 00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:28,644 Only, I didn't see shifty, scary smoke. 607 00:36:28,676 --> 00:36:30,778 I saw her. 608 00:36:33,547 --> 00:36:35,831 Maybe it's this weirdo fairy eye I have. 609 00:36:35,884 --> 00:36:37,886 It's a long and very bizarre story 610 00:36:37,918 --> 00:36:40,955 for another day and another quest. 611 00:36:42,891 --> 00:36:44,960 But I also heard her. 612 00:36:44,993 --> 00:36:47,629 She didn't attack me. 613 00:36:47,661 --> 00:36:49,697 That's not what they do. 614 00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:51,732 But you guys already know that, don't know? 615 00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:53,569 You and your whole ruling council 616 00:36:53,601 --> 00:36:55,837 of pussy-phobic chuckle dicks. 617 00:36:55,869 --> 00:36:58,507 'Cause those spirits, when they hear a woman 618 00:36:58,540 --> 00:37:01,346 who's sad or scared or upset... 619 00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:04,330 or angry... 620 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:07,689 they rise up out of the sand to help. 621 00:37:09,284 --> 00:37:11,720 And they help by possessing whatever man 622 00:37:11,752 --> 00:37:13,721 is causing the distress. 623 00:37:15,757 --> 00:37:17,492 They're protectors. 624 00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:22,523 And if the problem isn't a man... 625 00:37:23,964 --> 00:37:27,735 they do whatever it takes to help women. 626 00:37:42,462 --> 00:37:45,832 If your intent is to tell our people those lies... 627 00:37:46,054 --> 00:37:48,079 then I'm sorry. 628 00:37:48,522 --> 00:37:50,618 But that's not gonna happen. 629 00:37:51,525 --> 00:37:53,761 If your intent was to double-cross me, 630 00:37:53,795 --> 00:37:56,965 you missed a key plot point, shit-crisp. 631 00:37:56,998 --> 00:38:00,353 I'm a fucking magician. 632 00:38:05,873 --> 00:38:09,860 ? There's a storm on the way ? 633 00:38:09,922 --> 00:38:11,641 ? All right ? 634 00:38:11,782 --> 00:38:17,891 ? There's a storm on the way ? 635 00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:24,555 ? And it's coming no matter what I say ? 636 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,405 ? Yeah-eh-eh ? 637 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:27,952 ? There's truth in the thunder ? 638 00:38:28,015 --> 00:38:29,697 ? There's love in the lightning ? 639 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:30,931 ? The feeling is frightening ? 640 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,593 ? But isn't it exciting? ? 641 00:38:32,663 --> 00:38:34,312 ? I'm something like stormy weather ? 642 00:38:34,397 --> 00:38:37,429 ? If I weren't, we'd never huddle together ? 643 00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:39,007 ? Do I have to tell you ? 644 00:38:39,098 --> 00:38:42,067 ? That I'm also the sunlight that shines shortly after? ? 645 00:38:42,109 --> 00:38:43,549 ? I just rain 'cause I have to ? 646 00:38:43,619 --> 00:38:46,748 ? On to another chapter, I wish you lots of laughter ? 647 00:38:46,838 --> 00:38:48,440 ? Till the next time you see me ? 648 00:38:48,533 --> 00:38:54,723 ? Just remember you need me, I'm the storm coming ? 649 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:56,391 ? Just remember you need me ? 650 00:38:56,494 --> 00:38:59,626 ? I'm the storm coming ? 651 00:38:59,681 --> 00:39:01,719 ? So here I come, I come, I come, I come ? 652 00:39:01,744 --> 00:39:02,670 No... hey. 653 00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:06,967 ? I'm the storm coming ? 654 00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:08,937 ? Just remember you need me ? 655 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:12,007 - ? I'm the storm coming ? - ? I wish you lots of laughter ? 656 00:39:12,075 --> 00:39:13,591 ? Till the next time you see me ? 657 00:39:13,668 --> 00:39:15,333 ? Just remember you need me ? 658 00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:19,552 ? I'm the storm coming ? 659 00:39:19,630 --> 00:39:21,630 ? Just remember you need me ? 660 00:39:21,716 --> 00:39:24,655 ? I'm the storm coming ? 661 00:39:24,752 --> 00:39:27,850 ? So here I come, I come, I come, I come ? 662 00:39:27,955 --> 00:39:31,053 - ? I'm the storm coming ? - ? Ah, come on ? 663 00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:34,405 ? Here I come, I come, I come, I come ? 664 00:39:34,516 --> 00:39:37,641 ? Don't ask why ? 665 00:39:37,718 --> 00:39:39,570 ? Just live ? 666 00:39:39,641 --> 00:39:43,385 ? And die ? 667 00:39:54,414 --> 00:39:56,115 Aren't you gonna use the axes? 668 00:39:56,155 --> 00:39:57,657 No. 669 00:39:57,690 --> 00:40:00,293 Tell the spirits to exit your husband. 670 00:40:00,326 --> 00:40:03,330 They serve you... all of you. 671 00:40:03,364 --> 00:40:04,532 Come on, ladies. 672 00:40:04,557 --> 00:40:08,042 It's time to get your head out of the sand... literally. 673 00:40:08,067 --> 00:40:09,336 Close your eyes. 674 00:40:09,369 --> 00:40:12,593 Think the thought. "Leave my husband." 675 00:40:26,085 --> 00:40:29,290 She's... talking to me. 676 00:40:31,625 --> 00:40:34,328 From now on if a demon possesses a man or a woman, 677 00:40:34,352 --> 00:40:35,942 you can just tell them to leave. 678 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:38,140 Or stay and finish them off. 679 00:40:38,165 --> 00:40:39,731 Or help with the laundry. 680 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,286 They're pretty handy. 681 00:40:50,478 --> 00:40:52,332 Hey. 682 00:40:56,117 --> 00:40:58,052 This isn't over. 683 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,492 Yes, it is. 684 00:40:59,574 --> 00:41:01,042 No, it's not. 685 00:41:01,076 --> 00:41:04,547 I'm gonna figure out whatever the hell this, uh, 686 00:41:04,742 --> 00:41:08,112 binder's all about and become a goddess again. 687 00:41:08,137 --> 00:41:10,707 Okay, that's not gonna make a difference. 688 00:41:10,732 --> 00:41:12,734 Well, yeah, there's a ton of reasons it won't, 689 00:41:12,759 --> 00:41:14,557 but when has that stopped us? 690 00:41:14,590 --> 00:41:18,784 Look, once I finally get this goddess shit straight... 691 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:20,429 I need you... 692 00:41:22,264 --> 00:41:24,900 To help remind me what it's like to give a shit 693 00:41:24,933 --> 00:41:26,566 about other people... 694 00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:29,904 to want to risk your life to save them. 695 00:41:37,246 --> 00:41:38,547 I got it. 696 00:41:45,052 --> 00:41:46,822 May I come in? 697 00:41:52,895 --> 00:41:54,163 Look who's up. 698 00:41:54,195 --> 00:41:56,297 Trump and Aunt Lydia. 699 00:41:56,331 --> 00:41:58,467 Welcome to the New Desert Order. 700 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,536 It's gonna suck for you. 701 00:42:04,883 --> 00:42:11,071 ? Beautiful dreamer ? 702 00:42:11,139 --> 00:42:15,216 ? Queen of my song ? 703 00:42:17,652 --> 00:42:23,943 ? List' while I woo thee ? 704 00:42:24,025 --> 00:42:30,331 ? With soft melody ? 705 00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:37,258 ? Gone are the cares of ? 706 00:42:37,447 --> 00:42:41,775 ? Life's busy throng ? 707 00:42:41,849 --> 00:42:44,085 Nice song, asshole. 708 00:42:44,259 --> 00:42:48,150 ? Beautiful dreamer ? 709 00:42:48,243 --> 00:42:53,172 ? Awake unto me ? 710 00:42:57,250 --> 00:43:01,851 Look, I know you're just a reptilian hallucination. 711 00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:07,970 But I miss you... 712 00:43:09,338 --> 00:43:11,206 So much. 713 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:15,177 And I promise you... 714 00:43:17,012 --> 00:43:19,035 I'm gonna get you back. 715 00:43:33,594 --> 00:43:40,102 ? Sound of the rude world ? 716 00:43:40,168 --> 00:43:44,618 ? Heard in the day ? 717 00:43:46,348 --> 00:43:50,755 ? Led by the moonlight ? 718 00:43:50,833 --> 00:43:55,099 ? Have all passed away ? 719 00:43:56,926 --> 00:44:03,537 ? Beautiful dreamer ? 720 00:44:03,632 --> 00:44:07,743 ? Queen of my song ? 721 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:14,825 ? List' while I woo thee ? 722 00:44:14,912 --> 00:44:19,912 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 50225

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