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The metric ton of money

that you have spent on all
the people that you love

and then all the other people that feel

they somehow helped you
succeed is staggering.

Cam, Reggie, it's me, Squeeze.

- Shit, Squeeze.
- Yo.

Uncle J had this prayer
card in his wallet.

This card is proof that he
was asking for forgiveness.

God...

open your gates for my uncle.

I promise you, I make a good breakfast.

Eggs, pancakes.

I was trying to be quiet.

Cam, what gives?

Do I talk in my sleep? Snore? Drool?

All three, baby. But
you're hot, so it's cool.

I'm just not sleeping good.

Not just here. Home, too.

Why?

What's on your mind?

Nothing.

Everything.

Oh, is that all?

Us?

Us is good.

My mind is just full.

I've got some Tylenol PM.

- Mm-hmm.
- Or...

we can stay awake.

Together.

You need your rest, too.

Stop worrying about everyone else

and let someone do a thing for you.

Wait, so this and
then... and then pancakes?

- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Oh.

Thanks for the job, Reg. I love it.

Gonna prove to you that I'm worthy.

Well, might not always be a ton of hours.

It's on an as-needed basis. If I
got something I need help with...

I help get that done. That's what I do.

Getting shit done. I am
the shit getting doner dude.

All right, well, listen,
this shit needs to ship today.

Okay?

Can I take a quick break?
I licked like 200 envelopes.

Yeah, you got to use a sponge, man.

You can't get all that glue in your gut.

- Ain't you ever seen "Seinfeld"?
- What's "Seinfeld"?

TV show about a bunch of Jews.

- Escaping the Nazis?
- No, long after that.

Actually, it is one
Nazi and they make soup.

- Out of Jews?
- No...

Shit. What the fuck?

Squeeze, it's a comedy.
"Seinfeld," it's...

Certain subjects should
be off-limits for comedy.

I think I'm gonna get sick.

From the licking, not the Jew soup.

- Okay.
- Though that didn't help.

All right, hey, this
stuff has to ship today.

- Right, right. Sure, sure.
- All right? Don't forget.

Yeah.

Reg. Good to see you again.

Ricky Shelton, New Hampshire
Public Radio, here to interview Cam.

Ricky, I guarantee you
that I did not confirm

the interview that you intend to
conduct. I said it had to be off-season.

Yes, but when I texted Cam to
thank him for even considering,

he texted back saying he'd do it.

He texted. I can show you my phone.

- I set up his interviews.
- I flew down from New Hampshire.

Well, then make sure you visit
the aquarium before you fly back.

They got this glass tunnel thing
where whale sharks swim above you.

- It's dope.
- That dude all right?

Yes, he's fine. Safe travels.

Come on, please. You
know I'm not some random.

I went to college with the guy.

That's got to count for something.

I know it's his off day. Please just ask.

- Hey, don't go outside.
- How'd you know I puked outside?

- 'Cause I just saw you.
- Squeeze, I told you no eating pork.

No, it's... it's from the envelope.

Never buy pork through the mail.

Pork don't keep like Omaha Steaks.

Yeah, he just licked
too many envelopes, okay?

But along with Squeeze's
puke, Ricky Shelton,

formerly from the
University of New Hampshire

and now from NH Public Radio is outside.

Says that you invited him for
an interview after I did not.

- Ah.
- Ah, what?

- I... I did invite him.
- You did?

Yeah, I gave him the address.

I left his name with the
guard at the gate. I forgot.

Yeah, I want to lose this
guy, but I'm running it by you

because that is what I do. I run it by you

and then you tell me what to do
and then I do it until you undo it.

As your former PR rep, I caution
you not to blow off a journalist.

No, he's just some dude
he once vaguely knew.

He's a brother with a new
radio show doing interviews

with famous people who
have ties to New Hampshire.

Must be a limited series.

He's an old friend who
helped me get a lot of notice.

- Oh, Ricky's an old friend of yours?
- Yeah.

- I didn't know that.
- He sent articles about me...

- Sure, he did.
- ... To the wire services.

- Really? Good old Rick.
- Yeah, he edited some highlight videos

- and he posted them up.
- See, this thing you do,

this syphoning off of credit for
other people, it has to stop somewhere.

And, no, this seems like
a good place to start.

Cam, your... your handles got you noticed.

Your jump shot got you noticed.

A college newspaper reporter
that you kind of knew

for a short time who shows
up 'cause he wants something

ain't the reason for the notice

nor does he deserve
the title of old friend.

- I know I make your job hard sometimes.
- Do you?

But, please, can... can you just undo
what I asked you to do in the first place?

Squeeze, you okay, baby?

I'm okay, ma'am.

Well, there's 10 bathrooms in this house.

Don't spit in my sink.

So the big-money contract,
the all-star numbers,

the pride of the
University of New Hampshire

makes a name in the pro game.

It's also a year you lose your uncle.

I'm sorry, it's tragic.

It's messed up, but
it's also kind of stupid.

Like you're here and then you're not here.

If you were to make a list of
stupid things, death would be tops?

Yes, sir. Some of us killed stupidly.

Wrong place, wrong time or just randomly,

you know, without reason.

And my Uncle J, you know...
look, cars are great.

We get to drive places. We don't got
to walk or... or take a... a horse.

Horses terrify me. You
know, people get upset

when horses get sent
away and made into glue.

I myself am excited that one
less horse is on the street.

Time is saved, distances
are shrunk with automobiles.

But mechanical things driven
at high speeds kill people.

Lives end, other lives
get altered. It's stupid.

But you can't just be, like, despairing

as you're walking through life
saying the experience is stupid.

- People do. That's not a good look.
- We all die.

And the price of existence
is that existence must end.

But knowing this all ends, how
do you not get swamped in anguish?

Shh.

- Can you shut them the fuck up, please?
- Yeah.

Sorry, man. You can...
you can bleep that, right?

Uh, for the radio broadcast, sure,

but we post a podcast version
that can run longer and unedited.

Plus, this is real. We're...
we're talking about real stuff.

How has his death changed you?

It's messed me up.

It woke me up, you know?

Death makes you think about life.

Death makes you examine
the point of your life.

Is the point to be the best
basketball player you can be?

It's a great gig,

but I think the bigger point is,

and the... and the point of
my life and everybody's life

should be can you be the
best human you can be?

God, his head's getting so big,
I'm shocked the headphones fit.

- Shh!
- You shh!

We are whispering!

Go ahead, Ricky.

Grappling with death means grappling
with how you live your life.

How do you care and make your life matter

even if you're never let in on where
we'd go if we go anywhere after we die?

Like, so many of us are... are
asleep to other people's hopelessness

and... and pain and shit until
the shit hits our own shit.

But all of life is a test.
Can you do right, be good,

foster kindness, fight for justice?

I want to start a... a family
foundation in honor of my Uncle Julius

to help other people do good work

and to help me make
more out of my own life.

What will your charity support?

I want to help kids.
Kids deserve our help.

Kids in poverty. Kids in hospitals.

Someone just tweeted me a GoFundMe thing

for these kids that are... that
are born with this awful thing

where their... their nostrils
are, like, fused together.

I think it's called
frozen nostril syndrome.

Children in the Arctic? The Inuit?

No, like everywhere. Like
they're not actually frozen.

It's... it's more like
they got no nostrils,

so they gotta breathe
through their mouths.

Like where their nostrils should
be, the nostrils are all fucked up.

People take nostrils for granted.

Yeah, and these... these poor kids

are born with, you know,
their noses all fucked up.

Like, I want to be able to
help that kind of situation.

That's the kind of good
work that I'm talking about.

It's noble to do good work.

Yeah, it's what we all should be doing.

You know, people say it takes a village,

but what if that village

is full of white folks
that don't want you around?

- Mmm.
- What if you're in the wrong village?

A village that wants to hold you down?

A village that systematically
puts you in metaphorical shackles?

What if you're not in the right village?

We need to hold one another up.

Because I'll tell you what, we all we got.

Generosity has fallen out of fashion.

Yeah, you know, we got to use our lives

to help other people struggle less.

I totally agree.

We're gonna keep struggling
until we struggle less.

Get in the ring, take on injustice,

give it an uppercut.

Injustice, poverty, disease.

I do charity work. I... I send
jerseys to auctions and stuff,

but I can do so much more.

Um, more more, you know?

- Hey, I got some probiotics if he needs...
- He's fine, Ricky.

They really work, though.
People don't believe in them.

He's good. He's good. Let's
just... can we, please?

Sure. You know what, my next
question is actually for you, Reggie.

Come on, Ricky, wrap this shit up, man.

- When you say "stupid ass," do you mean...
- Hey, hey, hey!

Last up, our Scumbag of the Week.

This week is professional
basketball player Cam Calloway.

In a recent interview,
Calloway called kids

with frozen nostril
syndrome, quote "... up."

Hey, Calloway, kids born with
birth defects are not... up.

Pro athletes describing kids this
way promotes bigotry and hatred.

So does your Calloway philanthropic trust

stand for the bullying of
our country's most vulnerable?

Thanks, Cam Calloway, for
honoring your dead uncle

by hating on God's beautiful children.

I'll pass on supporting your charity

until you show some more charity yourself.

And for those of you out there saying,

"Well, that's not what
he meant," not true.

What you say is what you mean.

So say what you mean
and mean what you say.

And when you say mean things, we
here at SportShot will call you on it.

Cam Calloway, we're calling you

our Scumbag of the Week.

Guys...

I got to say, the amount of shit

that's happened with you and your family

in one season buckles me, really.

When my assistant sent this clip to me,

my knees buckled a bit. I went like this.

I literally buckled.

This is... this is not...
this will fizzle out.

There's people outside with posters

that say "bench Calloway."

Sure, they might have spelled bench
with two Ns, but that doesn't matter.

The ignorant are the last
people you want to upset.

The ignorant are committed.
And it's going to get worse.

Jimmy, we saw this. It...
I mean, this is nothing.

We can't fan the flames.

It's a woman making a name for herself.

- She's twisting my words.
- You mean quoting.

Well, she's out of context, though.

So, uh, these kids with
the frozen nasal thing...

Nostrils. Frozen nostrils.

It's a syndrome, too. It's not a thing.

Honestly, I could give a fuck.

So why are we talking about it?

We are talking about getting other people

to stop talking about it.

Okay, the nostrils aren't
frozen. They're like...

- they're, um... I can't... they're...
- It's fused.

- Fused together.
- Thank you, they're fused together.

They're born like this. They
gotta breathe through their mouths.

I read about it, you know?

It's, uh... it takes like
four operations to fix it.

The kids are brave,
Jimmy. They're very brave.

The whole point of me talking about it

was raising awareness for it.

Well, congrats. It worked.

So when you were discussing
these frozen nostril kids,

did you say they were fucked
up? Did you call them fucked up?

I said the affliction is fucked up.

It's not like I was... I was laughing.

Like I was concerned, which I am.

- Okay, this is a picture of a kid pre-operation.
- Wow, that's fucked up.

- That's what I'm saying.
- That's what he's saying.

Yeah, but you can't say that.

You just said it.

No one's listening to us.

It's just us here alone.

But when you say shit out loud in
an interview, different rules apply.

When I fucked up my knee, I
said, "My knee is fucked up."

When it healed, it was
no longer fucked up.

- Like, people know...
- People...

... what fucked up means.

- No, not all people.
- I think most people...

Most people, maybe our
kind of people, sure.

But not all people because all people

don't bazooka the fucking perimeter
of their lives with F-bombs

saying fuck this,

fuck you, motherfucker, whatever.

A lot of people don't like profanity.

A lot of those people
are fans of this team.

You are Carnation Stevens'
Scumbag of the Week.

Do you know how many scumbags
there are in the world?

She chose you.

When Carnation Stevens
picks a fight, it's news.

You got to apologize.

You can't apologize for
something you're not sorry for.

He ain't married. He don't know.

If you give people a great
reason to mobilize their scorn,

very few people will pass on that offer.

Ignore this and it will metastasize.

We need chemo now.

I'm hiring a professional fixer

to tell us how to best fix this

before it gets broken beyond all repair.

You know why I called you guys down here?

Look around.

It's empty, right?

I prefer when it's full.

People will not pay to watch
an asshole play basketball.

Fuck!

- People paid to watch Kobe play for years.
- They did.

As the mother of a so-called
F'ed-up frozen nose kid,

I am asking you to sign
a petition demanding

that Cam Calloway, Jimmy Flaherty,

and the entire organization apologize

for calling frozen nostril kids fudged up.

You have no idea how many surgeries

my child has had to undergo.

I am your worst nightmare

and I am not going away
until you apologize.

I... I think you can be even angrier.

Oh, okay. Uh...

Okay.

Hold on.

Okay, let's do it.

Shame on you. You have no idea

how many surgeries that
my child had to undergo.

I am your worst nightmare

and I am not going away
until you apologize.

Friends, this is Monique Roosevelt.

She's a professional fixer and a master

at turning shit into less shitty shit.

Thanks, Jimmy.

Monique, Reggie. Cousin and manager.

Yeah, we were thinking we'd wait
a bit before we said anything.

- They're destroying his reputation.
- Girlfriend.

I like that lip gloss. Lesbian sister.

- Why's everyone gotta lead with lesbian?
- We share your pride.

I was saying that the situation
is fucked up, not the kids.

And I was pledging to fix
it through my foundation.

That's not what I meant.

What you said was a gift to them.

A gift.

It is not their job to seek nuance

or... or tell people what you meant.

It's their job to comb
the public discourse

for phrases they deem offensive

to ignite annihilation
in service of their goal,

raising awareness and money for
fixing a horrible affliction.

Though I grant that some
of them might also relish

the secondary gratification
of ruining people.

See, this is why we must
align ourselves to nothing,

stand for nothing, and
never, ever say anything

without considering all the many people
that might be able to take offense in it.

So we just stand there and keep
silent our whole lives through?

You ever see a Buddhist monk apologize?

There's a reason.

I believe Cam's intentions were true.

But what's also true is that we
are alive in an age of umbrage.

Fault is found where fault is sought.

Monique, if I may. We're not saying
that they are fucked up, okay?

We're saying that the situation that
they were born into is fucked up.

Yeah, it ain't the
kids' fault. It's God's.

God's the one that's got
to get his shit together.

Cam's just trying to
fix what God fucked up.

Perfect, say that. God fucked up.

That'll help this die down.

Don't apologize. If they're
gonna shit in their hand

and fling it in your face, you got to
take a bigger shit and fling it back.

There is going to be no flinging of shit.

We're gonna keep our hands in our
pockets and our shit in our rectums.

Cam needs to fight back.

What he needs to do is acquiesce.

Doesn't matter that you
didn't mean to offend.

The offense occurred and you
must apologize for its infliction.

This is insane. Are you guys hearing this?

I know, baby. I didn't want to apologize

for whupping you as a kid, but I did.

I didn't want to apologize for
punching you in the eye, but I did.

Y'all did that shit!

- Yeah.
- Yeah, we did it.

Do you realize what a man becomes

if he apologizes for something
that he did not do wrong?

- Smarter?
- Less hated?

- A bitch.
- A sham.

- I was close.
- A fake. A liar.

A coward. An appeaser.

This is no time for principled arguments.

Did you just say that out loud?

Cam, unfortunately, he gave that
interview during a slow news cycle.

Well, let's pray Beyoncé drops a video

or... or there's an
earthquake or a school shooting

or ISIS does something or something else.

A tsunami or there's a herd of
polar bear that wash up dead.

I just... I don't know, something just...

The petition is up to 50,000 signatures

and US Congressman
Tyrone Perry just tweeted

that he's disgusted
by Cam's insensitivity.

And worse, he's a black man.

- Did you just say...
- And worse, he's a black man.

- I did. I can.
- I can't.

But, see, I know what I can and can't say.

We'll craft a statement.

The statement will convey
the necessary message.

This will all go away
with the right apology.

Okay. Craft it up.

But I am not going to apologize
for something that I didn't do.

I'm not gonna say sorry
for something I didn't mean.

You should just say, "My
bad you feel bad. We good?"

Get your fucking hand...

Cam Calloway's statement reads,

"If I offended anyone, I apologize."

Mmm, dude, there is no if in an apology.

You completely whiff on the
idea of an apology if you say if.

Cam Calloway just does not get it.

Mm-mmm, not only is Cam Calloway

last week's scumbag,

but with this non-apology apology,

he's our Scumbag of the Month

and an early front-runner
for this year's SportsScummy.

Barbara, you have taken a
personal day to leave Montana

and come to the set of our show.

You have spread the message
about this affliction.

Please, tell folks how to join in.

Uh, um...

lend your voice to our cause.

We need to use our voices to
show people like Cam Calloway

that we don't want to hear their voices.

Use your voice to stop
other voices from speaking.

If you find offensive
things offensive, say so.

And, uh, sign the petition.

Thank you, Barbara. Thank you.

Cam Calloway's explosive
comments on frozen nostril kids

threaten to unravel the star point guard's

celebrated season in Atlanta,

miring him in a distracting
and revolting controversy.

We're following the story for you.

Here's what we know so far.

Cam, Monique got it wrong.

- You think?
- She tried to qualify your apology.

That's not an apology. That's a weasel.

- So why didn't you say that then?
- You hired her.

I just gave her the benefit of the doubt,

foolishly assuming that someone

who does this for a living
would know what she was doing.

Missy, you're family.

You got great instincts
and, pardon the expression,

but you also got a lot
of skin in the game.

I want you speaking up. Tell me what to do

if something doesn't pass the smell test.

You're the smartest person
I know. Help me fix this.

Monique got it wrong because she said

it doesn't matter if you
didn't mean to offend.

It does matter. That's
why they have apologies.

But they can't be bullshit.
Anybody can say they're sorry.

The question is what are you sorry for?

I'm sorry I'm in this situation
and that people are twisting...

What about the frozen nostril kids?

Well, helping them is what I started with.

Of course I'm sorry for them.

But are you sorry that you said

this syndrome is fucked up?

Or are you sorry that some
kids are born needing surgeries

and that one day this
mother was sitting at work

knowing that at the end of
the day she has to go home

to a child who once had a condition
that some people can't afford to fix

wishing that wasn't her lot in life

when some vulgar, multimillionaire
asshole basketball player

decided to describe
her child as fucked up.

I'm...

I'm sorry, you know,
that's what's happened.

Sorry my words made someone feel that way.

Cam, you have to stop
pretending that what you said

didn't hurt people's feelings.

Monique said the right apology
would make this go away.

She's correct. You
just gave the wrong one.

If you go to the woman in pain

and apologize for the
right thing the right way,

people will believe you. They can tell.

You'll be fine.

I can see why you married her.

That ain't why I married her.

You're Cam Calloway's mother, right?

I signed the petition. I
think he's a good player,

but I think he needs
to be a better example

for how people speak, how words hurt.

Just wanted you to know.

Aren't you nice?

I know you're probably
embarrassed. Don't be.

Kids have to learn by
experience, even older kids.

I'm not embarrassed by my son.

I'm embarrassed by you coming up
to me expecting me to li... listen.

Well, then I'm sorry.

No, you're not sorry.

My son has a good heart,
but his heart's torn in two

because people are making him
out to be someone that he's not.

He said something stupid
and got called out.

- Price of fame.
- I'll let him know you think so.

But my son would never say
anything to hurt anyone.

He doesn't have a malicious,
unkind bone in his body.

But me, I'm a straight up
fucking bitch sometimes.

I mean, I can be a
hardcore, claw-scratching,

weave-pulling, boot-kicking bitch.

But my son, he's good.

Good to the core. And if
you signed that petition,

you helped turn him into a
person who doesn't have a heart.

And, bitch, this bitch
don't take that lightly.

Maybe if your son had a child with
a birth defect, you'd understand.

And maybe if you were
born to a bitch like me

who had you when she was
drinking hard and doing drugs

and who dropped out in ninth grade,

you wouldn't be the most perfect-forming,

sentence-making person
in the fucking world.

- I can see that.
- Good.

Spread the word. See, my
son only did that interview

because he wanted to start a foundation

to help the fucked-up frozen
nose kids and he's gonna.

But let me ask you this,
how much time have you spent

clicking on petitions to save people
who look like me getting shot by the cops

or arrested, left to rot in jail?

I've seen some stuff on Facebook.

Mm, well, get on the Facebook and
start clicking on those petitions

and get the fuck out of my Facebook

before I fuck your nose up
worse than those fucking kids.

You know, a great man once said,

"Where there is injury,
let me sow pardon."

As a man who wants to be a better man,

I try to conduct myself
without causing injury

to other people.

I don't want to be
anyone's source of pain.

Recently, I failed at this.

Badly.

I've injured people with my words.

I'm deeply sorry for doing so.

Kids born with frozen nostril syndrome

deserve my compassion,
love, and admiration

for coping with something, you
know, most take for granted.

But my apology is hollow without action.

I'm starting the Calloway
Philanthropic Trust,

which will donate $5
million to surgeries for kids

who deserve to breathe the same
fresh air that we all breathe.

Carnation, Barbara, Congressman Perry,

thanks for having the courage to show me

the deficiencies in my
character, in my language.

Cam, you are no longer
the Scumbag of the Week.

You are the Angel of the Year.

But it's not enough, Carnation.

Will you, Carnation, be an archangel

and ask your loyal, vocal fans

to donate just $5 each so we
can pay for even more surgeries?

Are your fans the type of people

who will put their money
where their mouths are

and where some kids' nostrils aren't?

- He's off script now.
- That's fucked up.

Yes, I can and I will.

Barbara, your petition
has changed my life.

Oh, shit, here it comes.

This is a woman who puts in 60-hour weeks

at a great American
company, Richardson Chemical.

Now, uh, we realize there
are some lawsuits pending

flame ret...

flame-stopping chemicals
that have poisoned

some lactating mothers
and may cause autism.

I just work in shipping.

But you have a voice now, Barbara.

You... you... you have a voice
that the nation has heard.

Will Richardson Chemical stand with me

and double my donations as well as
Carnation's followers' donations?

Uh, sure.

Congressman Perry.

Thank you for coming down here
today and helping the people

see how much you stand for
kids who need surgeries, yeah.

Say good-bye to my new arena proposal.

Congressman, will you
stand here with me today

and pledge that every
child born in this country

has the constitutional right

not only to surgery that
will make them whole,

but a promise that the burden of the cost

will be carried by all of us
in this great and loving nation?

Well, it would only be right.

Now we're talking!

I write, he says. How hard can it be?

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