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Good news-- my morning
sickness is finally over!
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Even better news--
I had a great dream
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about me and Beyonce.
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Prudence, I see you two
are still married.
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Yeah... and they
said it wouldn't last.
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And by "they,"
I mean you.
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Care for some toast
with gooseberry jam?
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Keep it together.
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Because when you gag,
I gag.
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I got it,
rock-solid.
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It's quite tasty,
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although it does look
like phlegm on toast.
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Here we go.
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I can't.
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Oh, you gotta stop.
No, you stop.
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Why did you say phlegm?
You gotta stop.
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Get it outta here!
Put it away!
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Ohh.
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Yeah, we might need
to take a break
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on the weird
British breakfast food,
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at least until
the baby is born...
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and grows up...
and moves out.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'll eat it
in the other room.
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I'm guessing I should also
take this blood sausage.
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Stop it!
Uhhgh!
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No!
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¶ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ¶¶
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These ginger lollipops
you got me
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are really helping
with the morning sickness.
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And look what I can do...
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Where do you think
your mouth is?
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I can't wait to go
to the farmers' market
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and show off my sweet,
new ride!
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Ooh, Mama means business.
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Ohh, I love
that new cart smell.
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We should get moving--
it's purple cauliflower season,
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and it's gonna be
a madhouse down there!
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Look!
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Lizzy, it's happening!
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Oh, just use the plunger.
It's a low-flow toilet.
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Five squares max.
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No! The whales,
they're mating in the bay.
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Ew, don't call it that.
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No, actual humpback whales
are mating in Santa Monica Bay.
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Look, if we hurry, we can
kayak out there and watch.
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Well, not too close, or you
become part of the action.
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Anyway,
we already have plans.
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It's the third Sunday
of the month,
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if you know what I mean.
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I'm not allowed
in a Catholic church,
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if that's your plan.
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No, it's Sunday Funday.
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We go to our
favorite farmers' market,
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the one in Hollywood.
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Suck it, Studio City!
Oh!
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Last time I was at a farmers'
market was in Thailand,
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and I was accused
of smuggling melons.
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Oh, there's drama
at this farmers' market, too.
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Irv, the muffin guy,
is Jewish,
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but his wife is not.
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It's just I've been craving
a bit of adventure lately.
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Okay, okay,
well, the, uh,
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only room we haven't
done it in is Lizzy's.
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Yes, you have.
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And I wasn't sleeping.
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No, what I mean is
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I've just been feeling
a bit restless.
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I mean, this is the longest
I've stayed in one place
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since I was
a volunteer in Morocco,
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reforming pickpocket monkeys.
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Wow, you've lived
an adventurous life.
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I can't compete with monkeys,
unless it's sports trivia.
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They suck at sports trivia.
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Hey, you and I have had some
pretty legendary adventures
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before old melon smuggler
here showed up.
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What about our
last road trip?
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Did you rent a camper van
and just hit the open road,
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going where
the wind takes you?
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Close--
we rented a minivan
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and we drove down
to San Diego
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to clean out
my aunt's apartment.
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And?
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And she had
a lot of cats,
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and they had attitude.
Ohh.
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Look, the point is,
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if you're looking
for adventure,
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today is your lucky day.
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How do I know?
'Cause it's Sunday,
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and that's the only day
that rhymes with "Funday"!
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Except for Monday.
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Just leave the naming
of the days to me.
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Sunday Funday, bitches!
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Not you guys.
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Yeah!
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All right!
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Don't worry,
they're not finished.
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They're just taking
a five-minute chai break.
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We always stop and give
Grains N' Roses some love.
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I've never seen anybody
grind to easy listening before.
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Wow... kind of
a scene down here.
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Purple cauliflower brings
all the boys to the yard.
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Yeah... and that bus
of seniors.
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Oh, just wait.
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We haven't even gotten
into the lettuces yet.
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This is just the tip--
yep, I'm gonna say it--
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of the "iceberg," heh.
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While you two are giggling
over nut butters...
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I picked up
a local paper.
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Oh, that paper
just has ads
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for medical marijuana
and dirty massages.
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It's my favorite paper.
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And look at
the cover story.
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"The Thrill-seekers
Guide to L.A."
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This is exactly what
I've been looking for!
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Look, doesn't
this sound fun?
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"Skydiving
in Death Valley."
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Huh.
Called that
for a reason.
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"Climb in the Hollywood
Sign at Night."
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Well...
If you wanna
get murdered.
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Ooh!
"Wingsuiting in Malibu."
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I mean...
That's a closed casket.
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Oh, look!
There's a pub close by
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where you can have a drink
and play with snakes.
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Look, if we hurry,
we can catch the 2:00 feeding.
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That actually
sounds kinda fun.
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Oh, please, you don't
even like snakes.
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Well, maybe 'cause I never
play with them while drinking.
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Enough, Luke, I mean
this is Sunday Funday.
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The line for the olive oil
tasting is getting longer.
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He's gonna run out
of ciabatta!
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Have you ever flipped
a snake on its back
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and tickled its belly?
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They actually laugh.
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Dude, come on.
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Babe, let's go.
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Luke!
Honey!
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So, this
is my life now.
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I'm stuck between two women,
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and it's not the romp
some amateur filmmakers
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would have you believe.
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I'm gonna tell you
the same thing
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I told my cousin Chuck
last week.
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Your problem is
you got two wives.
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Marcus,
Lizzy is not my wife.
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Text her you're not
coming home for dinner.
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Can't do that-- would've
needed to call her before 5:00.
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Look, a month ago,
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you only had to worry about
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keeping Lizzy happy.
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And now,
you have Prudence,
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who I'm guessing
makes you happy
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in a way
a lesbian friend can't.
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Technically,
lesbians can...
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they just
don't want to.
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I'm just saying Prudence
wants to try new things,
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so you might wanna
get on board with her
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before she gets
bored with you.
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You think she's gonna
get bored with me?
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I'm bored with you.
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We never
do anything!
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It's just work,
work, work.
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Because this
is where we work.
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My point is...
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one of these days,
surprise me.
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Dinner goes a long way.
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To sum it up,
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if Prudence wasn't so obsessed
with her thrill-seeking,
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Luke and I would've had
a classic Sunday Funday,
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and I wouldn't be stuck
eating store-bought baby carrots
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like a common whore.
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Hey, a little
parenting tip:
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if you ever need to
put that baby to sleep,
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tell this
farmers' market story.
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Okay, I dropped off
the princess castle
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in the backyard
for the next time
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you babysit Georgie.
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And it's kinda windy
out there,
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and I didn't have
the proper tools, so...
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wouldn't be surprised if
the whole thing fell apart.
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Wait, sissy, why are you guys
leaving a play castle here?
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You don't even have one
for her at your place.
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We want your house
to be fun for her.
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Especially this summer
when we go to Burning Man.
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Oh, by the way,
you're watching her
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this summer when we
go to Burning Man.
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Of course.
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I hope I didn't miss
the rest of that
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great farmers' market
story.
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She's still going.
Damn.
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And the other thing is,
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he introduced me
to this farmers' market.
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I was all Studio City,
all the time!
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Relax, sissy.
You're not losing Luke.
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I'm sure his judgment's
all clouded.
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British people do
some funky things in bed.
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I've heard.
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Don't worry about it.
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Luke's not gonna turn
into a different person.
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I know, you're right.
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Oh, my God.
Who are you?
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Kinda looks like
a gay superhero.
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Truth, justice,
and the American "Heeey!"
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Please tell me you're not
jumping out of an airplane.
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Planes are dangerous.
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I'm jumping
off a cliff.
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I'm doing that
wingsuiting thing
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from Prudence's list.
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Is there a parachute?
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I think so.
How do you land?
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Not sure.
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Well, that's not
gonna end well.
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I've seen you
sprain your ankle
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watching the Olympics.
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Relax, I don't actually
soar off a cliff
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for a couple weeks.
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It's so dangerous
they make you practice
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in a wind tunnel
with padded walls.
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Have you
looked at yourself?
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'Cause you could skip
right to the padded walls.
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Let's go-- Georgie's
waiting in the car
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with the air conditioning on.
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Relax, America.
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Dude, you're gonna die.
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Oh, my God,
I can't believe
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you're even
considering doing this,
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especially since you're
about to be a father.
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Yeah, but I'm also
a husband to Prudence.
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I made a vow:
"Till death do us part."
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That doesn't mean today!
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Okay, if Prudence jumped
off a bridge, would you?
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We're actually
doing that next week.
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What's wrong
with you?!
Nothing!
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I... just wanna change
things up a little.
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I've worked at a bowling
alley my whole life.
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The most exotic thing
I've ever done
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was sleep with
a half-Asian girl in Fresno.
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You slept with
Chang Ming Robinson?
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Not important,
but, yes, twice.
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Listen, Luke,
there are other ways
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to expand your
horizons, okay?
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Your library card is just
sitting in your drawer.
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I got news for you--
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going to the library,
not on the list.
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Not even
the one downtown?
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You have to go through
a metal detector.
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Look, you already got
Prudence to marry you.
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What are you
trying to prove?
252
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,770
I'm trying to keep her.
253
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,705
What?
Uhh...
254
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,707
I just don't want her
to get bored with me.
255
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,742
Bored with you?
256
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,844
Yeah. You've seen
the life she's lived.
257
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,946
She's done everything,
and she's been everywhere.
258
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,848
You know when she's
really gonna get bored?
259
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:50,849
When you're dead!
260
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,317
Oh, don't be
so dramatic!
261
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,085
Are you seriously
gonna do this?
262
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,121
Yeah! Today I train,
263
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,323
tomorrow,
I taste the clouds.
264
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,992
It's time to fly,
baby!
265
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,033
Luke!
Lizzy!
266
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,768
Oh, my God!
267
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,202
Oh, my God.
268
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,239
And somehow that's
flattering on you.
269
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,740
Is he gonna
be all right?
270
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,776
Well, he has
a slight concussion,
271
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,344
he dislocated
his shoulder,
272
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,279
and we had to put him
under to reset it.
273
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,548
Well...
we didn't have to,
274
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,017
but it's hard to watch
a grown man cry.
275
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,924
¶¶
276
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,260
I'm gonna need some more
information from him.
277
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,594
Oh! Yes...
278
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,196
Here is his insurance card,
279
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,964
and a number
to his primary doctor,
280
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,599
and an adorable picture
of him as a baby.
281
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,135
Oh, hello...
282
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,637
So, you're the wife?
283
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,871
Oh, no,
I'm his wife.
284
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,239
Yeah, I'm his
lesbian best friend.
285
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,441
She's having
his baby.
286
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:50,608
We all live together.
287
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,246
Now I can see why
he tried to kill himself.
288
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,554
Okay, uh,
date of birth.
289
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:07,058
Um... I believe
he was a winter baby.
290
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,160
It's June 19th.
291
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,995
That's winter
in Australia.
292
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,466
Does he have
any allergies?
293
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:16,801
He gets a little
"handsy" on tequila.
294
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,504
He can't have penicillin,
and he can't eat mushrooms,
295
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,805
which he says
is an allergy,
296
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,507
but he just
doesn't like them.
297
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,309
You know what, I'm just
gonna move my pen around,
298
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,078
make you think I wrote
that last part down.
299
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,750
Look, Prudence,
I've got this
300
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,184
if you wanna
go home and change
301
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,986
out of your
hot air balloon.
302
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,554
No, that's all right,
I think Luke would
303
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,289
want to see his wife
when he wakes up.
304
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,025
See?
He agrees with me.
305
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,161
No, that's the noise he
makes when he's in pain.
306
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,531
He's uncomfortable.
He needs to be propped up.
307
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,032
Well, I sleep with him
every night,
308
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,668
and he prefers
to be flat on his back.
309
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,237
Maybe if you're
on top of him.
310
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,607
But I know that he's
prone to dry throat
311
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,809
because I was there for his
emergency adenoid surgery
312
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,711
during spring break,
and try finding a doctor
313
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,280
who does anything but
breast implants in Tampa.
314
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,849
Well, you may have
known him longer,
315
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,484
but according to
the state of Nevada
316
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,319
and the former prostitute
who married us,
317
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,155
I'm legally his wife.
318
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,924
Yeah, a wife who doesn't know
her husband's birthday!
319
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,392
Well, I know
his favorite "Star Wars"
320
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,627
is "Empire Strikes Back."
321
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,128
Oh, that's
everybody's favorite!
322
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,696
Lizzy,
give it to me!
323
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,598
No, you
give it to me!
324
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,067
Lizzy, you've got
to hand over the reins
325
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,435
to Luke at some point!
326
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,771
It's my job
to look after him now.
327
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,373
Oh, really? Well, great job
looking after him, Prudence,
328
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,874
because, if it
wasn't for you,
329
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,743
he wouldn't be lying
unconscious in a hospital bed,
330
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,411
trying to impress you!
331
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,412
That's not true.
332
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,980
Yes, it is!
333
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,148
He doesn't wingsuit,
334
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,284
and he's never skydived
or dove or "doven"
335
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,085
or however
you skydive in the past!
336
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,589
He was just trying to prove
to you that he's adventurous.
337
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,391
But he is adventurous.
338
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,659
I mean,
sexually, we do--
339
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,360
That's not what
I'm talking about!
340
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,197
Look, he just was going along
with what you wanted to do
341
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,333
because he was scared that you
were gonna get bored with him.
342
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,404
You coming?
343
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,008
¶¶
344
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:13,084
Of course,
when no one's here.
345
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,819
So, I just completed
my first solo trip
346
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,487
to the bathroom,
so I guess we're all
347
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,456
pretty happy about that.
348
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,658
Now that you're okay,
I think I can say
349
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,760
we both got something
out of this.
350
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,662
You got to fly,
and I got to be right--
351
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,198
which, for me,
is like flying.
352
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:31,769
Luke, I made you my mum's
famous vegetable soup recipe.
353
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,605
It's just water
and a carrot.
354
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,873
We didn't
have much growing up.
355
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,941
But there's plenty
of love in there.
356
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:40,411
But the main ingredient
is water.
357
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,146
Who are you?
358
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,384
I'm Prudence.
359
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,455
I'm your wife.
360
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,657
I'm kidding!
361
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,328
Whoo!
362
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,798
A little
post-concussion humor.
363
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,800
You should've been there
when Lizzy mentioned the baby,
364
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,535
and I said,
"We went through with that?"
365
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,140
Yeah, but it's so much funnier
when he does it to you.
366
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:15,013
Anyway, I was thinking,
once my ribs fuse back...
367
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,582
we can start checking stuff
off your list again.
368
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,117
Or we could
try another list.
369
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,085
Look at this--
370
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:25,056
"Ten Best Places to Sit
Quietly Around the City."
371
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,625
Apparently, there's a dry
patch of grass downtown
372
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,761
that's a must-try.
373
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,197
Why are you reading
"AARP" magazine?
374
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,166
Hey, that's mine.
375
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,502
There was a Lily Tomlin
cover story.
376
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,506
I'm sorry,
"a dry patch of grass?"
377
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,841
What's going on?
Nothing.
378
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,843
It's just that I've
had plenty of adventure.
379
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,379
Maybe it's time
to calm things down.
380
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,249
Learn Sudoku...
or watch "NCIS."
381
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,289
But that's not you.
382
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,959
Well, it turns out
wingsuiting isn't really you.
383
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,760
What are you
talking about?
384
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,729
I mean, sure,
I had a little accident,
385
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:08,132
and it hurts when
I breathe, talk, and pee...
386
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,234
but it doesn't mean
I wanna stop trying new things.
387
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,503
Well, then why are you
worried that I'm gonna
get bored with you?
388
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,506
Who said I was worried about
you getting bored with me?
389
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,482
You told her that?
390
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,617
Because you
told her that.
391
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,920
And the question is,
why couldn't you tell me?
392
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,422
No, Prudence, wait.
Let me explain!
393
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,291
What did you do?!
394
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,098
¶¶
395
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,532
Prudence!
396
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,468
I can't believe
you told Prudence
397
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,069
I was scared she was
gonna get bored with me.
398
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,871
Did you also show her pictures
of me from the summer
399
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,407
I was fat
and had frosted tips?
400
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,043
No! There's no
coming back from that.
401
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,545
What did you
want me to do?
402
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,180
You were jumping through
very dangerous hoops,
403
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,615
trying to be
someone you're not.
404
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,484
Lizzy, I'm not
a different person.
405
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,219
I was just trying to
break the mold a little.
406
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,087
But I like our mold.
407
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,655
It's shaped like us.
408
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,892
Well, now we have to
fit Prudence inside us.
409
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,661
Or a different way
of saying that.
410
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:16,134
But I get it, it's not
just the two of us anymore.
411
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,769
I feel bad.
412
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,071
I shouldn't have told her
your accident was her fault.
413
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,673
I should've just told her
what I told you.
414
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,442
And when we find her,
we should tell her that.
415
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,943
You just did.
416
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,612
Oh!
417
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,815
I get it...
you're British,
418
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,651
so when you're upset,
you find the nearest castle.
419
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:38,089
No, when we're upset,
we drink and don't let it show.
420
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,261
Until we really let it show.
421
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,896
Baby, I didn't mean
to get you upset.
422
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,998
I just wanted you
to think I'm awesome.
423
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
And I guess I'm just
used to talking to Lizzy
424
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,134
about everything.
425
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,669
Everything?
426
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,938
Even that thing we did
last night with the--
427
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,240
Not that.
He did not
tell me that.
428
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,243
I just can't help feeling that
none of this would've happened
429
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,212
if I knew you
like she does.
430
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,047
She's had a 30-year
head start.
431
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,183
Which is why it's
a little tough for me
432
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,918
to share him sometimes.
433
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,854
Most times.
434
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,290
All the times!
435
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,493
You have to know I'd never want
you to get hurt because of me.
436
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,994
Well, unless you
were asking for it,
437
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:20,098
like a slappy bedroom
kind of situation.
438
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,233
I thought you guys
were clapping in there,
439
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,769
and that bothered me.
440
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,073
No, last night
was actual clapping.
441
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,675
I did
a really good job.
442
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,489
I really do love you...
and you can tell me anything.
443
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,325
I know...
and I love you.
444
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,595
"I love you."
445
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,196
"I love you, too."
446
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,300
And I guess it's
kinda good to have
447
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,070
a thrill-seeker around,
'cause it's certainly not us!
448
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,606
You're bigger risk-takers
than you're giving yourselves
credit for.
449
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,773
Are you talking
about my cardigan?
450
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,609
'Cause I wasn't
sure about it.
451
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,210
No, I'm talking
about the fact
452
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,246
you're having
a baby together.
453
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,680
It's quite brave.
454
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,350
You're creating your
own definition of family.
455
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,552
Thanks.
456
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,221
So you think
the cardigan's crazy.
457
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,990
It's not my favorite.
458
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,992
Shut up.
459
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:24,061
¶¶
460
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,799
Wow... climbing up
to the Hollywood Sign
461
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,368
was a really
good idea, Lizzy.
462
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,604
I can't believe I did
something off the scary list.
463
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,406
Feels good to be bad.
464
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,874
Ew...
465
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,079
Know what else
feels good?
466
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,783
Doing that hike up here
with bruised ribs.
467
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,952
Couldn't have waited
two, three days?
468
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,820
Oh, poor baby.
469
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,822
I'll help you
get back on your feet.
470
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,991
Don't you mean
"back on my back"?
471
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,059
Oh...
Mmm...
472
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,897
You make it so hard
to root for you two.
473
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,400
You know, if you look
really, really close,
474
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,668
you can just make out
475
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,003
the tents of
the farmers' market.
476
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,807
Lizzy...
477
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,976
I can't believe in 30 years
we've never done this.
478
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,478
Look at us--
this is our first
479
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,113
real adventure together.
480
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,482
Yeah, it is.
481
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,817
Especially since
it's illegal.
482
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,018
Yeah.
483
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:21,819
Wait, what?!
484
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,387
Aah!
485
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,327
Anyway...
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