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Let's see, my little baby.
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What do you look like today?
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Lizzie, what have you
been wishing for
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more than anything
in the last six weeks?
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A sushi date with a young
Diane Sawyer.
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No. I landed you an
appointment with Dr. Levine,
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the top OB-GYN in the city
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because I only want the very
best for your special parts.
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But Dr. Levine
is impossible to get
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since the "LA Times" called him
"the Fetus Whisperer."
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How did you do it?
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Well, somebody saw him
at the gym
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playing basketball in his
nerdy doctor league.
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And then that somebody,
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who has abs you can climb
like a jungle gym,
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cleverly managed
to join their game.
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And then that
certain somebody
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let Dr. Levine score
the winning basket,
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which meant a lot to the Doc
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'cause the dude is, like,
Guinness Book short.
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Isn't it exciting?
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Can I get in?
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Okay. I get it.
Mother, father,
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daddy's shower buddy.
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Have to come up with
a better title than that.
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Just remember, Lizzy,
I had to lie
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to get into this game
with Dr. Levine.
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So when we see him
tomorrow, I am Dr. Russo.
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I am an orthodontist,
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and I specialize
in adult braces.
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This is amazing!
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We are crushing
this pregnancy!
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Oh, this pregnancy
is our bitch!
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Yeah, we are killing
this baby!
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¶ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ¶
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All right!
She's loose enough!
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Just try to have
one baby at a time.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
look who's here.
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Cute brunette,
weirdly inflexible.
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Lizzy's had a crush on her
for months.
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I don't have a crush on her.
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She's just someone
I stare at and I like,
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and when she's not here,
it ruins my day.
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Oh, Lizzy.
You fancy her.
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You are alive in there!
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I don't even
know her.
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The closest
we've come to talking
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was when we both wanted
the same exercise ball,
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and she forced me
to take it first.
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And it was pretty hot.
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That's actually
nothing, really.
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You should go talk to her.
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Start with an apology
for three months of staring.
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Or you could compliment
her nice, tight bottom.
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What, I'm married,
not dead.
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First of all, I don't even
know if she's gay.
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And even if she was,
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who'd want to get involved
with our whole situation?
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I did.
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Yeah, well,
you're weird.
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Besides, I'm pregnant.
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My business is
closed for business.
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Look, there's never
gonna be a perfect time
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for you to meet somebody.
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Unless it's last call
at a convention
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for Type-A, pregnant,
organized lesbians
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who enjoy board games.
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Wait, that's not real.
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Yeah. There's a
Pregna-Orga-Lesbi-Con,
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and you're just finding out
about it right now.
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Lizzy, if you wait for
everything to be perfect,
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you might wait forever.
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And that's the kind of
homespun advice
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you can expect
from Auntie Pru.
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Straight mummy?
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I'll keep working on it.
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Oh, uh,
that treadmill's open.
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Prudence!
Ugh!
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Don't you hate when that thing
tries to bully you
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with all the personal
questions?
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Age, weight.
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I can keep track of my own
pulse, thank you very much.
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Yeah, right.
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That elliptical back there
just asked me for
my mother's maiden name.
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Too much laughing.
Trying too hard.
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You know, I think
we've met before.
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I don't know.
Maybe.
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It's possible that you gave me
an exercise ball, like...
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two weeks ago Thursday?
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Pretty sure it was Wednesday.
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Um, I'm just-- I'm super
into the days of the week.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I wish there was
more than seven.
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I'm Lizzy.
It's short for Elizabella.
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No, it's not. I don't know
why I said that.
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Well, it's nice to meet you,
Lizzy and not Elizabella.
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Right.
I'm Kate.
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Aah!
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Oh, my God!
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I am so sorry.
Are you okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm fine.
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I'm just gonna run to
my locker and hide in it.
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This is amazing.
She's more awkward than you.
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Too bad you're closed
for business.
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Oh, I think I'm having
a grand re-opening.
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Sissy, you excited
for your date?
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Just wait until
you're married.
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The most excitement you get
is when your phone buzzes
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'cause you forwarded yourself
an e-mail.
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Leisha, it's not a date.
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I mean, it might be a date.
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I just asked
if she liked bowling
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and if she wanted
to join our league.
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By the way,
we're in a league now.
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Then I want a cool
nickname like...
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Player Number One.
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Did you read that
off the screen?
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Maybe.
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Lizzy, just think,
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first you and Kate are
walking on a treadmill,
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then you're walking down
the aisle...
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in head-to-toe denim and
sensible shoes, I'm guessing.
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Look, we're getting way ahead
of ourselves, all right?
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Kate and I are not getting
married in Malibu at sunset
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with Jodie Foster officiating.
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I don't even know
if she's gay.
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Oh, please.
I'll be able to tell.
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I knew you were gay
when you were six
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and you never used
your Barbie Dream House
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'cause Barbie and her lady
friend were always camping.
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Well, here comes Kate,
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so let's play everybody's
favorite game "Gay or Nay".
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Oh, she looks really cute.
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Gay.
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But that jacket has
a puffy shoulder.
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Nay.
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But we've got flannel.
That's gay.
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Is anyone else concerned
about her body temperature?
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I-I hope I'm not
too late for the game.
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Oh, the game's
already started.
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Great. Whose team am I on?
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Exactly.
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Uh, can I be on your team?
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Um, I would, uh...
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really, really like that.
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So, Kate,
do you like bowling
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and sports in general?
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Not really.
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But I did play soccer
in high school.
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Ah!
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But I was terrible.
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Gotta say my sport
is tennis.
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Huh.
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Do you drive a
Subaru Outback?
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Did you watch
"The L Word?"
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Who do you think about when
you have a bit of a diddle?
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Guys!
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I am so sorry
about my friends.
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They are terrible people.
It's okay.
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They're just trying to
figure out if I'm gay.
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No.
Kind of.
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By the way, how would
that conversation end?
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It would end with me
being totally gay.
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Yes!
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I mean, I thought...
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maybe this was a date?
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I mean, unless
you're not--
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Oh, I am.
It is.
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I mean, if you want it to be.
'Cause I want it to be.
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No. Yeah, me, too.
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I've had a crush on you
for months.
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You know, to be honest,
it kind of ruins my day
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when you're not at the gym.
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Aw.
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I know how much the days
mean to you.
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Winner, winner,
lesbian dinner!
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Can you hold this
for a second?
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Ha ha! You're holding
my pee.
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Ha ha!
You have to give birth.
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Look at you, at the best
OB-GYN in the city,
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thanks to the second best
orthodontist in the city.
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God, I feel good.
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It's like everything
is coming up Lizzy.
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I guess I can be pregnant
and have someone in my life...
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who doesn't know
that I'm pregnant,
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but that's more
a second-day chitchat.
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Ah. Maybe it's not as
complicated as I thought.
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Okay, we just need
some information--
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Kate?
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Lizzy?
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You're a nurse?
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You two are having a baby?
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Yeah, but just to be clear,
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we did not have sex.
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How do I say this
like a grown-up?
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This is a no-wiener zone.
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But he is the dad,
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and we're raising
the baby together.
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But he's married
to Prudence.
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You know,
the Brit with the...
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Oh. Yeah. Well done.
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Thanks.
They're a good time.
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Okay, so, let me get
a few of your vitals.
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Um, hair: blonde.
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Eyes:
best I've ever seen.
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Now I just need
to get your weight.
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Really?
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I mean, you can't
just write down
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"looking good?"
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It's actually important
to keep track
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of your weight
during pregnancy.
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A lady never tells.
But a scale will.
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No!
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Meewwww.
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Shweeow.
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Okay, you don't have to
move the big one.
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Okay, there we go.
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180 pounds?
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Luke, get off the scale!
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Okay.
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All right. So, just
a few more questions
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before the doctor comes in.
Sure.
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Are you having any
spotting or discharge?
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Pass.
Not a game show.
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Any breast tenderness
or swelling?
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Well, they've always
been pretty swell!
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And how would you describe
your... bowel movements?
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Um...
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sexy?
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How am I not
recording this?
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Okay, so I'll go
get the doctor.
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I just need to...
grab your urine sample.
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Oh, you don't
have to grab that.
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No, I don't want to,
but I have to.
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Oh, just please don't.
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Oh, my God.
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Your Keds.
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Now that I got.
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Wow, Sissy.
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That is not a good
second date.
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Yeah, turns out the lids
on those pee jars,
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not as tight as
you want them to be.
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On the bright side,
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if you look at it from
a dog's point of view,
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she's your territory now.
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Is your glass always
half-full
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'cause your cups are so big?
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It helps.
256
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,924
Look, Lizzy,
it's an awkward situation.
257
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,626
You gotta give Kate a
chance to be cool with it.
258
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,528
I mean, you never know.
Look at Prudence.
259
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,963
Who would have thought
she'd be cool with me
260
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,132
having a whole other family
separate from her?
261
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,867
I hadn't thought of it
in that way.
262
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,335
Well, that's the way
it is, right?
263
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,636
Give yourself some credit.
264
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,405
She walked into
this crazy situation
265
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,708
and accepted the fact
that we're having a kid
without her.
266
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,311
Oh, good,
you kept going.
267
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,915
It's the doctor's office.
Maybe it's Kate.
268
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,517
You think she's
still interested?
269
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,818
Maybe it's about
your blood work.
270
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,854
How do I look?
It's a phone call.
271
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,222
How do I sound
like I look?
272
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,290
Da-da-da!
273
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,392
Aren't they cute together?
274
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,529
Couple of little kooky kids.
275
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,299
Everything all right,
Princess?
276
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,368
Yeah. Everything's fine.
277
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,803
Do you want some whiskey?
278
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,940
It's 11:00 a.m.
279
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,142
But yes.
280
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:02,280
Look, I'm a social worker,
and I know that Luke's
281
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,916
"whole other family" comment
must've bothered you.
282
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,285
Also, the morning
drinking's a tell.
283
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,121
Yes, I'm bothered.
284
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,458
It's not ideal feeling like
an outsider in your own home.
285
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,160
So I've been working
on some titles
286
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,495
so I can feel like I have
more of a role in all this.
287
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,931
How do you feel about
Nanny Pru?
288
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,967
Or Pru-nanny.
289
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:29,174
I don't feel good.
290
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,313
But why don't you just
tell him you're upset?
291
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,315
Because that's not
the English way.
292
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,617
I come from
very positive stock.
293
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,920
My great uncle Clive
famously whistled
294
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,656
as syphilis ravaged his body.
295
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,059
Well, you should
say something.
296
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,728
You're in America now.
Complaining is a civil right.
297
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,398
That's how this
whole place started.
298
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,267
Great news. Kate asked if
she could see me again.
299
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,902
And I don't want to get
ahead of myself here,
300
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:01,806
but do we know anyone
who knows Jodie Foster?
301
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,575
Wow, she wants
to see you again
302
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:06,811
even after that
whole pee thing?
303
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:10,315
Sounds like we got a
little freak on our hands.
304
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,221
Kate just texted me.
She's parking.
305
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,655
I'm so excited.
306
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,923
But we're gonna
have to talk to her
307
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:21,025
about her texting
and driving.
308
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:24,295
Hmm. Preemptive nagging.
Now that's a strategy.
309
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,898
And of course I wish I had
a one-on-one date with her,
310
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,033
but I told her Tuesdays and
Thursdays are our league nights.
311
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,069
So now we're all
living this lie.
312
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,104
See? Aren't you glad
your business
313
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,039
is back open
for business?
Big time.
314
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,475
Pretty soon, there's going to
be a line around the corner.
315
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,576
Oh, yeah.
316
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,279
But no parking
in the rear.
317
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,914
What?
318
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,683
I don't know
what you guys do.
319
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,522
You.
320
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,725
Oh.
321
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:57,629
"You. Oh."
322
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,901
Guessing you haven't
talked to Luke yet.
323
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,504
Oh, no, no, that was
just a muscle spasm.
324
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,940
Prudence, he's your husband.
325
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,975
You don't always
have to be all cheery.
326
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,543
Where do you think
Roy and I would be
327
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,280
if I kept every
negative feeling inside?
328
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,917
With other people
and happier?
329
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,054
Well, that kinda
rocked my world.
330
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,890
Well, let's get back to you.
331
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,191
If you want to have
a good marriage,
332
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,227
you're gonna have
to learn to unleash.
333
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,195
It's fun. Watch.
334
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,097
Oh, honey.
335
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,300
You got yourself
some nachos.
336
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,937
Where's the hot dog
I asked you for?
337
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,040
And don't say--
It's in my pants.
338
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,979
Roy, what you did was
inconsiderate and selfish,
339
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,081
and it makes me feel like
I'm not important to you.
340
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:54,085
I'm sorry, baby.
I'll get you a hot dog.
341
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,787
Thank you.
342
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,661
I never even asked
for a hot dog,
343
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,130
but you get the idea.
344
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,399
Now go tell Luke
how you feel.
345
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,835
It'll be good for you
and fun for me.
346
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,542
Luke, I need to share
some feelings with you.
347
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,143
Everything all right,
baby?
348
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,013
Yeah, everything's fine.
Carry on.
349
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,915
No, she's not fine.
No, I'm not fine.
350
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,417
I know you keep saying
I'm cool, but I'm sick
of pretending
351
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,819
nothing ever bothers me.
352
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,520
Okay, I know
what this is about,
353
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,957
but I ran out of underwear
and only wore yours once.
354
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,394
That's not what
I'm talking about.
355
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,229
Then I didn't do that!
356
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,471
¶¶
357
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,639
I'm so glad you wanted
to see me again after
358
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,108
I dorked out so hard
359
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,076
while I was wearing that
backless paper gown.
360
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,911
You were kind of
rocking that thing.
361
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,315
Stop.
I kinda felt that.
362
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,816
Look, Lizzy, I like you.
363
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,418
You're smart,
and you're pretty,
364
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,453
and it turns out
you're perfect weight
365
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,255
for this stage
of pregnancy.
366
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,690
That is literally
the nicest thing
367
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,159
anyone has ever said to me.
368
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:11,062
But I can't see you anymore.
369
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,097
And I'm sorry to do this
on your league night,
370
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,133
it's just...
371
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:19,103
The whole situation is
too complicated.
372
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,571
Prudence, stop.
I'm telling you,
373
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,073
you took what
I said the wrong way.
374
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,741
You made me feel like
the other woman
375
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,109
instead of your wife.
376
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,744
I thought we were going
to be one family,
377
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,279
not two separate ones.
378
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,348
Oh, her?
Oh, she is
379
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,817
one phone call away
from deportation.
380
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:36,654
And yeah, I mean, our whole
situation seems crazy,
381
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,789
but we'll figure it out.
382
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,824
I didn't mean to hurt you.
I'm a dude.
383
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,427
I don't even know what
I'm saying half the time.
384
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,128
Oh, like when you say
you love me?
385
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,963
If you like it,
I meant it.
386
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,934
If you don't,
just ignore it!
387
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,770
Hello?
Homeland Security?
388
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,573
Lizzy.
389
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,743
No, it's not that.
390
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,579
I can't date a patient.
391
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,550
But I'm a patient.
392
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,218
I know.
393
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,854
And I'm sorry,
but Dr. Levine, he has rules.
394
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,255
I'd get fired.
395
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,525
But then we could spend
more time together!
396
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,897
¶¶
397
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,532
There's my wife
who I love,
398
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,868
who's such an important part
of this family.
399
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,503
And have I mentioned
that I'm sorry
400
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:28,439
and I bought a bunch of
back-up underwear?
401
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,444
Luke, you don't have
to keep apologizing.
402
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,646
I think our spat
was good for me.
403
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,682
Leisha was right. I need
to learn to be less polite
404
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,785
and more confrontational,
like a real American.
405
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,321
Right.
406
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,490
But not, like,
every day, right?
407
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,892
We'll see.
408
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,227
Okay, it's over now.
409
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,029
And we had a milestone.
Our first fight.
410
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,531
And our first
make-up sex.
411
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,501
And our second.
And our third.
412
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,505
We've been home for
less than an hour.
413
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,107
At least it's
ethically okay
414
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,575
for you two
to be together.
415
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,911
The girl I like turned out
to be off-limits.
416
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,179
Maybe for now.
417
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,680
But in nine months,
the baby will come out.
418
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,315
Then you'll have
a few months to spring back
419
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:15,153
'cause you're
the other side of 30.
420
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,188
And then you and Kate
are free to date.
421
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,157
Yeah, if she's still
single by then.
422
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,726
Way to keep my spirits up.
423
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,228
Hey, if it's meant to be,
it's meant to be.
424
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,463
Like me and Prudence.
425
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,532
Or chocolate
and peanut butter.
426
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:31,202
Or Smurfette and a few
of the Smurfs.
427
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,942
I still wish I had more of
a role in our little family.
428
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,210
Oh, I know!
429
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,945
I could be Daddy's Girl.
430
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,748
That's weird.
431
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:47,451
Stepmother?
No, those are never good.
432
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,921
We'll figure it out,
right, Lizzy?
433
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:52,323
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
434
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,426
Can you say it
like you mean it?
435
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,529
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
436
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,135
¶¶
437
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,637
Dr. Levine, thank you so much
for seeing us again.
438
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:11,209
Kind of cool to be a patient
of the Fetus Whisperer.
439
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,578
That's very kind of you.
440
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,914
Just kidding, I can speak
in a normal voice.
441
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,985
Well, there's your
little baby.
442
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,455
Wow.
443
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,692
Well done, you two.
444
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,963
Oh, it's spineless,
just like my dad.
445
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,568
The spine is coming,
Dr. Russo.
446
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,003
It's still
a little early.
447
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,706
It's almost like he's not
a doctor sometimes.
448
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,842
I'm only six weeks along.
Yep.
449
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,210
Only 238 more days
450
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,846
until you're not pregnant
or a patient here.
451
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,817
Well, that's a weird way
of putting it, Kate.
452
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,721
We usually refer to that
as the due date.
453
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,522
But listen to this.
454
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:04,161
Oh, my God.
It's the heartbeat.
455
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,397
It's amazing.
456
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,270
I'm gonna be a mom.
457
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,039
I'm gonna be a dad.
458
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,008
I'm gonna be a...
459
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,045
Oh, screw it.
Just call me Prudence.
460
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,788
Anyway...
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