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CARLY:
Previously onNow Apocalypse.
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[ Sev moaning ]
Aah!
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ULYSSES: From the moment me
and Gabriel met, there was this
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supernatural connection
between us, and then he disappears.
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If we wanna be with another
person, we can do it together.
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It's my cam client,
we were sexting earlier.
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-ULYSSES: Is this the pee guy? -CARLY: Yeah, Worm.
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He watched me
pee in the bathtub.
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-What are you looking at?-Pics from that photo shoot
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I did with that
director guy, Otto.
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ULYSSES:
These pics are insane!
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-They're borderline porn!-Fuck you, Uly!
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CARLY: We must be spiraling
towards fucking doomsday.
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You are in such a good mood,
it's scaring me.
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I know. Shit is finally
going my way for a change.
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Like, this morning,
I woke up,
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and, right out of the gate,
I hear a knocking at my door.
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-[ knocking ] -FORD: Hey, Uly?
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-Are you up?-Yeah, uh huh, just hold on.
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I made you breakfast.
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Oh! Uh...
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Thanks.
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Dude. I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean any of those
things that I said to you.
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I'm sorry, OK? I was acting
like such an ass.
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You're my best friend
in the whole world, bro.
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And us not talking
for the past three days,
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has been the most
horrible thing that has ever happened to me.
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-Me, too.-I love you, Uly!
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I love you, too.
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-And then you fucked?-Yeah. No.
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[ chuckles ]
See, I told you you two would kiss and make up.
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-[ phone beeps ]-I'm just glad that
everything's back to normal.
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-Oh my God, now what is it?-Huh? Oh, it's Isaac.
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-Oh, is that the new guy?-Yeah, and he's confirming
our first IRL date.
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-This Friday.
-Mmm!
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Nice! So, uh...
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how you gonna
fuck it up this time?
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[ pop music playing ]
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OK, we're here.
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Where exactly is "here"?
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I know I've been very
distracted with work lately.
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So, I wanted to do something
special to make it up to you.
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Now, put this on.
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Ahh.
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[ pop music playing ]
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FORD: Ohh!
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Is this what I think it is?
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I honestly don't know.
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I'm not a moron, Sev.
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I know an Illuminati
sex party when I see one.
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CARLY:
So, check, he's gorgeous.
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Tell me again
how you guys met.
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It's so...
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fairy tale, slash,
vintage gay porn.
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Well...
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It was a dark and smoggy night,
and I was at work,
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chasing that homeless guy.
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And I had to climb this fence,
and I was kinda stoned.
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And so, I fall. And when I
come to, I'm on the ground.
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Totally out of it,
and I don't know where I am,
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or what's going on.
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And then I open my eyes,
and I see...
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ISAAC: Hey.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah. Uh...
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I'm fine.
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-And then you fucked?-Ha.
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[ laughing ] So, uh,
what's this guy do again?
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-For a living, you mean?-Mmm.
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Homeless outreach. That's why
he was in the auto yard.
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Aw, so he's, like,
a humanitarian.
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Yeah. On top of being, like,
super sweet, and adorable, and, unlike Gabriel,
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-he doesn't disappear
every five seconds.-Oh, God. Gabriel.
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Have you heard from the
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David Copperfield of Grindr
since his last vanishing act?
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No.
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Oh. Oh my God.
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-What?
-Remember my, uh,
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my cam client, Worm?
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Mmm-hmm.
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He wants me to
pee in a bottle
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for him so he can drink it.
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[ choking sounds ]
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BARTENDER: All right,
so this is our specialty,
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aphrodisiac cocktail.
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It's vodka, with fresh ginger
and cinnamon, plus...
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a special secret ingredient.
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It's not jizz, is it?
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-No.
-Ah, word.
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Thanks, Jacques.
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Oh! Ahh...
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Wow!
This place is lit!
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Check out that dude's arms!
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I didn't know
that was your type.
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What do you mean?
Dude is swole, man.
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I wonder what his
workout routine is.
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WOMAN:
Can I interest you in some weed lube?
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No, thank you.
I don't do weed.
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Oh, it won't make you stoned,
it just gets your vagina high.
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My vagina doesn't
want to get high.
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Why not?
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WOMAN: I'll take some.
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OK, cool. give me your feet.
Come here.
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[ chuckles ]
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WOMAN: Do me now.
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There's a couple people
I need to say hi to, so...
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Why don't you try and
make some new friends?
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Don't worry,
I won't be long.
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Uh, all right.
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Um, we're still just hooking up
together as a couple, right?
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Of course, but...
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don't be afraid to get
your hands a little dirty.
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Just remember to ask permission
before touching anyone.
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It's party rules.
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Affirmative consent,
and all that nonsense.
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Affirmative consent?
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It's this thing
American people do.
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'Cause they aren't
sophisticated enough
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to communicate
through body language.
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You, however,
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shouldn't have
that problem.
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Look at you.
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Everyone wants to fuck you.
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-I'll be back shortly.
-OK.
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[ sighs ]
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ULYSSES: So, Worm...
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is coming here to meet us
for pee cocktail hour?
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No! Are you insane?
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I'm supposed to leave it
in a bottle outside,
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-he's gonna pick it up.-Oh, well, obviously.
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How much, how much money
should I ask for?
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I dunno,
is there some way
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to assess supply and demand
on the urine black market?
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Uh, some whores on Reddit
are saying they charge $200 a bottle.
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-That sounds about right.-Yeah, OK, so,
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I'll start with $200,
but I'm open to negotiation.
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I mean, I kinda have
to pee anyway, so...
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[ girl moaning ]
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[ moaning intensifies ]
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[ applause ]
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So, do you
come here often?
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This is my first time,
actually.
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-How about you?-Oh, I'm a regular.
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This is definitely
one of the best sex parties in the city.
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So, um,
are you here alone?
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I'm with my sub.
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Bitch!
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This is Bitch. You want
him to suck you off?
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Oh, uh, I'm good.
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Thank you for asking.
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Should I have asked for less?
How long has it been?
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Like 90 seconds.
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Actually, you know what?
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My bodily fluids go
for top dollar,
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or they go for nothing.
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You're such a modern
businesswoman.
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Hmm.
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To leaning in.
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[ phone beeps ]
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OMG.
Worm just Venmo'd me $200.
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[ both laugh ]
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Wait...
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Is it tragic that my pee is
more valuable than my ideas?
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Try not to overthink it.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Can you finish that?
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Hmm? Oh, what, no!
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-No, eww!-Seriously, he's gonna be here
like any second.
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I don't wanna
run into him in person.
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[ Ulysses grunts ]
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You are gross.
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Be right back!
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WOMAN: Me and Zeke
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had the most incredible
threesome last week,
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with a trans masculine
we met on Tinder.
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It's like my soul has expanded
from sharing so much pleasure.
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Mmm, so you and Zeke have been
seeing each other a lot, huh?
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Yeah, we have intense NRE.
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What's NRE?
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[ girls laugh ]
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New relationship energy.
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It's like, when you're
really into someone new and you get butterflies.
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Oh! Right.
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Mmm.
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When you're poly,
and your partner,
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like, has it
with someone else,
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NRE can be gnarly.
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But then you learn that
it's not really a threat.
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Yeah, it's like,
wanting to fuck someone, or having a crush on them,
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it fades.
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You know,
it's not the same
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as being in
a committed relationship.
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-Mmm-hmm.
-Ohh.
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Oh, fucking shit.
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Oh, fuck, goddammit.
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-[ peeing sound ]-Oh my God.
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[ faint moaning ]
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There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.
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Well, you found me.
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Everyone here is so nice!
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I know, it's unbearable.
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Hey, so,
have you heard of NRE?
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-I have.
-It just makes so much sense, right?
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I mean, sex and love aren't
necessarily the same thing.
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-True.
-Hmm? Anyway.
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I have some people
I want you to meet.
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-Oh my God, hurry up!-I am! Jeez,
I have fucking heels on!
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-Go.
-Good? OK. Go! Go!
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Hey guys!
This is Severine.
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My girlfriend.
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WOMAN:
Well, hello there, gorgeous.
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What's your guys' rule?
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[ electronic music plays ]
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Hi!
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I wanna suck your cock.
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Cool.
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Do I have your
enthusiastic consent?
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Um, yes!
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OK, then.
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[ inaudible speaking ]
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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You can run, Ulysses, but you
can't escape your destiny.
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Only you and I
know the truth.
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We're the only ones
that can stop them.
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Come on, Uly!
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Stop acting like
you can't see
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what's right in
front of your eyes.
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-What do you mean?-The human race,
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is finito,
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man, game over.
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It's the end of the fucking
world as we know it.
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I am the archangel Gabriel
that stands in the presence of God.
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And I am sent
to deliver unto thee,
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joyous tidings
of catastrophic doom.
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[ deep wailing horn ]
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[ gasps ]
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[ pop music playing ]
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So?
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Gabriel, the trumpeter!
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Harbinger of the apocalypse!
Remember the dream that I had.
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Do you remember what I
said about taking a break from all the pot smoking?
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You high right now?
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-A little. But that, that,
that's not the point. -Oh my...
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Oh my God, Uly, no,
it's like exactly the point.
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You are perpetually baked.
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And then you wonder why your
life is like a friggin' Salvador Dali painting.
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Jesus, ugh.
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Maybe, but still, in my dream,
there was a fucking spaceship!
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Uly...
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Why don't you just like,
253
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try going cold turkey for,
like, a few days,
254
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:03,202
and seeing if it
makes a difference.
255
00:14:03,811 --> 00:14:05,117
What do you have to lose?
256
00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:09,295
So it's settled!
All right.
257
00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,906
Today is day one, weed
and hallucination free.
258
00:14:12,864 --> 00:14:14,430
Argh.
259
00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:16,911
Yeah, you know, I, uh,
but I got that big date
260
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:19,348
-with Isaac later.-OK. So, who cares?
261
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,742
It's all the more reason
to start with a clean slate.
262
00:14:21,873 --> 00:14:24,701
First day of the rest
of your life! Etcetera.
263
00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:27,182
Uhh...
264
00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:30,055
Uh, but then, also, I'm- gonna,
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be so nervous, you know.
265
00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:32,231
Uly...
266
00:14:32,361 --> 00:14:35,234
You know, I have so much faith
in you, that you're gonna...
267
00:14:35,364 --> 00:14:37,236
You're, um, heh.
268
00:14:37,366 --> 00:14:38,977
What?
269
00:14:39,107 --> 00:14:40,804
Turn around.
270
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:46,201
Isn't that...?
271
00:14:49,944 --> 00:14:52,164
Ooh.
272
00:14:52,294 --> 00:14:55,254
Oh my God, dude. You were right,
my life is frickin' over!
273
00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:57,299
It's not that bad, man.
Really.
274
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,692
You think?
275
00:14:58,822 --> 00:15:01,956
Yeah, yeah. You just,
you just need to calm down.
276
00:15:02,087 --> 00:15:03,566
How, how did you
find out about it?
277
00:15:03,697 --> 00:15:04,959
What are you talking about?
278
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,047
I walked out of the gym today,
and...
279
00:15:14,577 --> 00:15:15,927
[ girls laugh ]
280
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:17,667
FORD:
Man, what am I gonna do?
281
00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:21,236
Just, OK, just, everything's
gonna be fine, OK?
282
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:23,064
The human body is beautiful!
283
00:15:23,195 --> 00:15:26,154
And, and you don't have
anything to be ashamed of.
284
00:15:26,285 --> 00:15:28,940
But my dick is blown up,
giant sized, all over town!
285
00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:31,551
How is that gonna look when
I'm trying to get taken seriously as a screenwriter?
286
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,597
I, I'm sure that's all gonna
be fine. It's Hollywood!
287
00:15:34,728 --> 00:15:36,817
Nobody gives a shit about
anything other than themselves anyway.
288
00:15:36,948 --> 00:15:39,298
I dunno, dude,
I'm really worried.
289
00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:41,604
[ phone rings ]
290
00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:45,043
Oh, shit! It's Sev! Fuck!
291
00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:48,176
-What do I do?-You got to uh, you gotta
tell her, right?
292
00:15:48,307 --> 00:15:50,613
Meh, do I? You know,
I don't wanna get her mad.
293
00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:52,441
Yeah, but it sorta-
it sorta feels like you have to,
294
00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:53,573
'cause she's
gonna find out eventually.
295
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,401
Yeah, I guess.
296
00:15:55,531 --> 00:15:56,924
Should I pick it up?
297
00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:58,752
You've gotta pick it up.
298
00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:00,972
[ phone rings ]
299
00:16:03,452 --> 00:16:04,758
[ sighing ] OK, yeah.
300
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:09,371
Hey... babe.
301
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,332
-Ford? -FORD: So, um...
302
00:16:13,462 --> 00:16:15,943
[ sighing ]
Something kinda happened.
303
00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:17,118
Good start.
304
00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:18,685
What do you mean?
305
00:16:18,815 --> 00:16:20,948
You remember those pictures
306
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:22,950
I showed you a couple
days ago, that Otto took?
307
00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:24,430
That's why I was calling.
308
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,780
-Oh. -SEV: I'm looking
309
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:28,434
at an image of you,
310
00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:31,480
almost naked,
on the side of a skyscraper.
311
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:34,135
What!
SEV: Yes!
312
00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:38,444
Your penis bulge is the size
of a single family home.
313
00:16:38,574 --> 00:16:42,056
Shit, Sev, ok, listen to me, ok?
I can explain this, um...
314
00:16:42,187 --> 00:16:45,364
The last thing on the
planet that I ever wanna do is to embarrass you.
315
00:16:45,494 --> 00:16:46,930
SEV: I'm not embarrassed.
316
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:49,977
On the contrary,
I find it highly erotic.
317
00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:52,197
What, wait, what?
318
00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:53,720
-You do?-Now what is she saying?
319
00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,417
Shut the-- really?
320
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,290
Yea. And I've already
made plans for us
321
00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:01,554
to have another very special
adventure tonight.
322
00:17:01,684 --> 00:17:04,687
Can you come by my apartment
around ten o'clock?
323
00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:09,431
Uh, y-yeah, sure.
324
00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:11,868
Perfect, see you then.
325
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:14,262
OK, well...
326
00:17:14,393 --> 00:17:15,959
bye, babe.
327
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:20,747
What did she say?
328
00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:24,359
I...
329
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:27,058
[ man groaning ]Oh, shit! Who...
330
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:30,191
[ moaning on TV ]
331
00:17:30,322 --> 00:17:33,716
Oh. Let me guess.
You're my new roommate?
332
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,941
Start making you guys
wear name tags.
333
00:17:43,726 --> 00:17:46,338
-Oh my God, I'm gonna fucking
pee my pants.-ANANDA: Wait.
334
00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:48,166
-Don't go in there.-Why not?
335
00:17:48,296 --> 00:17:50,255
It's occupied.
336
00:17:50,385 --> 00:17:53,301
-By who?-Yeah, I was a little short
on rent this month, so...
337
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:55,651
I'm Airbnb'ing out my room
for a couple nights.
338
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,392
I'll just sleep on the couch,
it's no big.
339
00:17:57,523 --> 00:18:00,526
You've been living here
for less than four hours.
340
00:18:00,656 --> 00:18:02,136
I know that?
341
00:18:03,529 --> 00:18:05,139
[ exhales sharply ]
OK.
342
00:18:08,273 --> 00:18:09,578
Shit.
343
00:18:13,365 --> 00:18:14,540
Fuck, fuck.
344
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:22,591
Ah.
345
00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,463
[ peeing sound ]
346
00:18:24,593 --> 00:18:25,681
[ phone beeps ]
347
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:57,496
-OK, are, are they out
of the bathroom yet?-Shh, shh, shh.
348
00:18:57,626 --> 00:18:59,628
No. Why?
349
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,848
Because I need to take
a fucking shower.
350
00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:03,241
[ sighs ]
351
00:19:07,984 --> 00:19:10,291
Hey! I need to use
the bathroom.
352
00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:11,640
What is going on in there?
353
00:19:13,642 --> 00:19:15,818
Hello! Can you hear me?
354
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:23,652
Oh my-- Oh my god, no.
355
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:26,699
OK, you know what? No.
This is not acceptable.
356
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:27,874
They need to leave now.
357
00:19:28,004 --> 00:19:30,181
Well, contact Airbnb
if you want.
358
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:37,100
No, you tell them to leave.
This is my house!
359
00:19:43,629 --> 00:19:45,587
OK, listen.
360
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,111
I need you to get
this fuckin' weird,
361
00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,809
UNICEF family out of here!
362
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,681
And I need you to go sleep
in your own fucking room!
363
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:57,033
OK, I literally feel like I'm
being assaulted by your white privilege right now.
364
00:19:57,164 --> 00:20:01,647
Oh my God.
Oh my fucking God!
365
00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:04,302
ISAAC: I'm glad that you're
not super materialistic.
366
00:20:04,432 --> 00:20:08,088
Because social work is many
things, but well-paying is not one of them.
367
00:20:08,219 --> 00:20:12,179
Yeah! I've always been
kinda turned off by brazen consumerism.
368
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:14,964
You know? Always wanting more,
and more, and more.
369
00:20:15,095 --> 00:20:18,838
it's like a cancer
eating away at your soul. But then again, I'm poor.
370
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,231
If I was rich,
371
00:20:20,361 --> 00:20:22,537
maybe I'd feel differently.
372
00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:26,324
-I was into the whole
minimalism thing for a while. -Oh, really?
373
00:20:26,454 --> 00:20:29,457
I mean, I still have
way too much stuff.
374
00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:31,938
But I can appreciate
the basic concept.
375
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:35,594
Just getting rid of all the
junk in your life to make room for what's meaningful.
376
00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:36,638
Like?
377
00:20:38,553 --> 00:20:40,294
Like relationships,
378
00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:43,384
people that you care about,
and cool experiences.
379
00:20:43,515 --> 00:20:46,039
Life is just time, right?
So, once you...
380
00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:50,652
strip away all the extraneous
bullshit, then you make room for the stuff that matters.
381
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,654
-Yeah, I dunno.
-Mm.
382
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,483
Maybe I'm already drunk,
or something, but...
383
00:20:55,614 --> 00:20:57,355
that makes a frightening
amount of sense to me.
384
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:58,747
[ both laugh ]
385
00:21:00,706 --> 00:21:02,838
[ pop music playing ]
386
00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:08,322
ISAAC: You all right?
387
00:21:08,453 --> 00:21:10,455
Huh?
388
00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:13,284
Ha, yeah.
389
00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:17,113
Yeah, uh, sorry.
390
00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:20,247
I think I may have drank my
drink just a little too fast.
391
00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:23,511
Do you wanna get some
fresh air or something?
392
00:21:23,642 --> 00:21:26,209
Yeah. That sounds good.
393
00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:31,432
[ mellow pop music plays ]
394
00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:07,250
[ sighs ]
395
00:22:10,428 --> 00:22:12,691
-ULYSSES: You know
what's cool? -ISAAC: Mmm?
396
00:22:12,821 --> 00:22:16,390
It's cool that, even in a city
with millions of people in it,
397
00:22:16,521 --> 00:22:19,524
that there's still
spots like this.
398
00:22:19,654 --> 00:22:21,134
I used to come here
all the time,
399
00:22:21,264 --> 00:22:24,703
just to, like, be alone
with my thoughts, and,
400
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,357
listen to the sounds.
401
00:22:26,487 --> 00:22:28,620
Yeah, L.A. can be
a little overwhelming.
402
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,536
It's sort of like a deranged
cartoon or something.
403
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:34,713
-[ both laugh ]-Yeah, it gets pretty crazy
down there.
404
00:22:34,843 --> 00:22:38,369
From this perspective though...
405
00:22:38,499 --> 00:22:41,676
it seems so serene and perfect.
406
00:22:41,807 --> 00:22:46,551
-You know, now that
I'm used to it. -[ laughs ]
407
00:22:46,681 --> 00:22:50,206
-Can't really imagine
being anywhere else.-Yeah, same here.
408
00:22:50,337 --> 00:22:52,295
I guess we're just
both weirdos.
409
00:22:52,426 --> 00:22:55,864
-[ laughs ]
-Yeah, guess we are.
410
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,957
-Cold?-Hmm? Oh, sort of.
411
00:23:02,088 --> 00:23:04,917
Just, uh...
412
00:23:05,047 --> 00:23:06,832
But I'm having
a really nice time.
413
00:23:08,529 --> 00:23:10,096
So am I.
414
00:23:26,678 --> 00:23:31,291
[ sighs ] Wow, I've wanted
to do that for so long.
415
00:23:31,422 --> 00:23:33,119
Me, too.
416
00:23:33,249 --> 00:23:34,816
[ sighs ]
No, seriously, from like
417
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:38,429
the second you walked
into the bar tonight.
418
00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:41,083
I've wanted to kiss you
since the first night we met.
419
00:23:41,214 --> 00:23:43,042
-When you were lying on
the ground? Yeah, -Yeah.
420
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,523
then, too. I mean, I wanted
to make sure your back
421
00:23:45,653 --> 00:23:47,699
-wasn't, like,
broken or anything. -Right.
422
00:23:54,619 --> 00:23:57,491
I wanna go some-- somewhere
where we can make out for real, and take our clothes off.
423
00:23:57,622 --> 00:23:59,058
Yeah?
424
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,235
My, uh, roommate is-is gone
for the night,
425
00:24:02,365 --> 00:24:03,671
so we'll have
the place to ourselves.
426
00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:05,630
I'm already there.
427
00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:09,982
OK, let's go.
428
00:24:35,181 --> 00:24:36,530
[ phone chimes ]
429
00:24:52,372 --> 00:24:53,721
[ elevator dings ]
430
00:24:56,855 --> 00:24:58,247
[ sighs ]
431
00:25:05,428 --> 00:25:07,735
-SEV: Ford?-Yeah, babe.
432
00:25:07,866 --> 00:25:10,042
SEV: I'll be there
in a minute. Hold on.
433
00:25:13,219 --> 00:25:16,222
ULYSSES: God.
I want you so fucking bad.
434
00:25:16,352 --> 00:25:17,963
Same.
435
00:25:18,093 --> 00:25:19,965
No. No, like, like
436
00:25:20,095 --> 00:25:21,880
my dick is so hard,
437
00:25:22,010 --> 00:25:24,404
-that it hurts.-I know, mine too.
438
00:25:27,755 --> 00:25:29,757
That's the, that's the thing
with gay guys,
439
00:25:29,888 --> 00:25:31,542
it's like the same
for both of us.
440
00:25:31,672 --> 00:25:32,891
It's definitely
one advantage
441
00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:34,370
that we have
over straight people.
442
00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:36,851
Or, or it's a drawback.
443
00:25:36,982 --> 00:25:40,028
Because we're both horny
as fuck right now, and no one's being sensible.
444
00:25:40,159 --> 00:25:43,205
-True.
-Mmm. Oh.
445
00:25:43,336 --> 00:25:46,557
But let's, let's,
let's not have full on sex tonight.
446
00:25:46,687 --> 00:25:49,037
-I mean,
I don't wanna rush things.-Whatever you wanna do.
447
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:51,474
Do you wanna suck each other
off? Or just hand jobs?
448
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,130
Hand jobs only though?
449
00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:58,656
Are you OK?
450
00:25:58,786 --> 00:26:01,049
Yeah. Yeah!
451
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,660
Yeah?
452
00:26:02,790 --> 00:26:04,923
Yeah. Uh...
453
00:26:08,187 --> 00:26:09,667
Sorry.
Yeah, I'm good.
454
00:26:09,797 --> 00:26:12,060
Uh...
455
00:26:12,191 --> 00:26:13,932
Um, I'm--
uh, I'm sorry.
456
00:26:14,062 --> 00:26:16,978
Maybe we should,
we should wait.
457
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:20,895
-[ sighs ]
-Sure, um, it's no problem.
458
00:26:22,767 --> 00:26:24,420
-Let's wait then.-I'm sorry, I just,
459
00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:26,597
I, uh, I really,
460
00:26:26,727 --> 00:26:31,253
-really like you. And I---I, I wanna do whatever
you wanna do.
461
00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:37,085
OK? For real.
462
00:26:38,478 --> 00:26:41,133
OK. Uh, cool.
463
00:26:53,014 --> 00:26:54,712
So...
464
00:26:54,842 --> 00:26:57,018
I don't think I can
resist you much longer.
465
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,455
Yeah, me neither.
466
00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:01,501
To be continued?
467
00:27:01,632 --> 00:27:04,025
Def-definitely.
Definitely to, to be continued.
468
00:27:08,247 --> 00:27:10,336
I had the best fucking date
of my life with you tonight.
469
00:27:10,466 --> 00:27:13,644
Yeah...
470
00:27:13,774 --> 00:27:14,993
Yeah, me too.
471
00:27:17,778 --> 00:27:20,389
Look, I, I, um,
I know this feels...
472
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,305
kinda shitty,
right now, but...
473
00:27:23,436 --> 00:27:26,004
I mean, tomorrow, we're gonna
be so glad that we waited.
474
00:27:26,134 --> 00:27:28,223
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
475
00:27:28,354 --> 00:27:30,661
[ laughs ]
476
00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:33,141
OK, uh, yeah.
477
00:27:33,272 --> 00:27:35,491
-I'll walk you to your car.-OK, cool.
478
00:27:39,495 --> 00:27:40,845
[ sighs ]
479
00:27:42,977 --> 00:27:44,457
Ready?
480
00:27:44,587 --> 00:27:46,241
Mmm-hmm, yeah.
481
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,942
Let's, let's go.
482
00:27:51,072 --> 00:27:52,421
OK.
483
00:27:57,165 --> 00:27:59,341
Fuck tomorrow.
484
00:27:59,472 --> 00:28:01,517
[ pop music plays loudly ]
485
00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:06,117
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