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Previously on Miracle Workers.
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ELIZA: All we have to do
to save the world
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is get these two to kiss.
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Have you guys ever thought
about a Kiss Cam?
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Let's make it happen.
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ANNOUNCER: Ooh, there's
a cozy-looking couple.
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CROWD: [CHANTING] Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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- Kiss! Kiss!
- They're choking.
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I'm going home.
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Okay, fine. Go home.
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How are we gonna fix this?
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Did someone order a miracle?
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The bet's off.
I'm here to save the world.
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- [GRUNTS]
- [CLANK]
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O-Okay.
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[SIGHS] Shit.
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Oh, how's this thing going?
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♪♪
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RAYMOND: My name is Raymond.
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I work in the Department of Clouds.
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We have no leadership. No direction.
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Every day, you just come in
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and make any kind of cloud you want.
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Big puffy cloud, little dotty cloud,
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long, streaky cloud...
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fine, go for it.
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No one cares.
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Sometimes, I get so bored,
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I like to make my cloud look like things.
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Like a turtle or a car or something.
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Occasionally, some kid will notice.
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But, mostly, nobody looks up.
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NADIA: Nadia. Department of Male Nipples.
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They were supposed
to squirt orange juice.
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The male nipple doesn't work,
and it never will.
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But we still gotta clock in every morning
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and pretend that today's the day
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that we're gonna crack that nipple.
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I'LL BE HONEST:
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I'm always high, you know?
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My name's Carla. I work in Bug Control.
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Or should I say Bug "Control"?
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[SCOFFS] We can't control them.
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They do whatever they want.
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They run all over the place,
fly around in crazy circles.
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They're nuts.
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My name's Frank.
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I make the Northern Lights.
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Why are there no Eastern Lights?
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Why can't I try some Western Lights?
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I'll tell ya why.
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The [BLEEP] union.
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We spent a thousand years
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trying to make
a "bug-controlling helmet."
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You put it on, you're supposed
to be able to steer a bug.
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So stupid.
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So stupid.
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Collective bargaining my ass.
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It's horse shit.
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Okay. Great exit interview.
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Do you have anything else
you'd like to add?
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Just that I'll be happy
when this place goes under.
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Well, right there with ya.
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Good news is, we don't have
too long to wait. Okay.
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GAIL: Department of Answered Prayers.
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Reminder to please schedule
your exit interview.
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Department of Answered Prayers, remind...
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Not yet.
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Let's save this weird-ass planet.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[BELL DINGING]
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♪♪
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[SCREAMING]
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♪♪
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Synced and corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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♪♪
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ELIZA: Status?
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ROSIE: Four blocks apart
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- and still drifting.
- We need to find a way
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to get them back together.
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Then we've only got one option:
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We fence them in.
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We block the roads they're on.
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Then we seal off the side streets
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so the only direction they can
move is toward each other.
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We corral them like cattle,
closer and closer,
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until their lips are touching.
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Okay, I'm... I'm not sure
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we're gonna be able to do that, Eliza.
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Craig, we can't afford
to play it safe right now.
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N-No, I'm not "playing it safe."
I promise.
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We... We just don't have the manpower
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to block off all those routes.
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[SNAPS FINGERS] You're right.
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Yeah, we need help. Let's get
the other departments.
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Rosie, Sanjay, you go east,
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round up everyone
from Bug Control to Erosion.
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We'll go west and hit up the people
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in Currents, Clouds, and Tides.
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And I'll help, too.
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- Yay.
- Thank you.
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- You're helping by just being here.
- Yeah.
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- That's so nice of you.
- Great.
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♪♪
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Hello?
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[INSECTS CHIRPING]
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Hello?!
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♪♪
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[ECHOING] Hello?
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♪♪
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Where is everyone?
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- I don't know.
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE]
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What is that?
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[CROWD CHEERING IN DISTANCE]
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♪♪
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CROWD: [CHANTING] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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[WORKERS CHEERING, INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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♪♪
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I got this.
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[MUSIC STOPS, FEEDBACK]
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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All right, everybody, look.
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All of you are technically
still employees here,
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at least for the next...
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thirty-eight minutes.
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So if you don't help us,
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you'll be in dereliction of your duty,
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which means a forfeiture
of all severance packages.
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Oh, shit.
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So go on. Get your gear.
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We've got work to do.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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♪♪
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MAN: Yeah, let's fire it up!
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WOMAN: Hey, guys, it's running!
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MAN #2: Over here.
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WOMAN: 12 blocks apart.
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- Okay, let's go! Let's go!
- Go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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[SIGHS] I think we got a real shot here.
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We just can't afford any mistakes.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES]
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Aah! Woman: Lightning initiated.
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Lightning. Lightning.
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We've got to get him out of here.
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Aah! Woman: Lightning initiated.
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More lightning.
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[ SCREAMING] WOMAN: 18 blocks apart.
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19 blocks apart.
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- Hey, God.
- Hey! How are you?
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So glad you found us.
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Everybody was like,
"Where's God? We need him."
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Now, look, I'm...
I'm just glad I could help.
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- Speaking of which, uh...
- [ THUNDER CRASHES]
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...we... we actually need
your expertise right now...
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In another room.
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Really? 'Cause it seems like
all the action's right here.
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Oh, no. There's a lot more
action in another room.
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Oh, boy. I want to see that room.
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[LAUGHING] All right.
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- Lead the way.
- All right.
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All right, people! Back to work! Come on!
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Let's do this thing!
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- Okay, Circuits. You're up.
- MAN: All right.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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All right!
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Nice work.
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Sewage initiated.
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♪♪
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- We're getting there.
- Okay, hydrant's on deck.
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♪♪
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Hydrant failed.
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Damn it!
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Come... You guys!
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Where were you on that one?!
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They were on their break.
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We get 5 minutes every 45 minutes
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and 10 minutes every hour.
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You got a problem with that,
bring it up at arbitration.
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That stupid union. [SIGHS]
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Now Sam's way off course.
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And there's nothing
we can use to block the road.
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What about that beehive?
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[ BUZZING]
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Bug Control!
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Can you control bugs?
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- Not really.
- What does that mean?
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Well, we got this helmet.
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But the last time we tested it,
it didn't work out too hot.
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Okay, well, we gotta try it
again right now.
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Be my guest.
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But before you strap it on,
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you might want to have
a little chat with Henry.
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He used the helmet six years ago
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to try to move a potato bug
away from a potato.
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Been that way ever since.
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Is he all right? No.
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Best we can figure is,
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his mind merged
with the potato bug's mind.
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Never really switched back.
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Look, we need you to steer
this bee towards Sam.
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No way, lady.
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I'm not risking my brain
for some severance.
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[SCOFFS]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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♪♪
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Sorry. Here. We need this.
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- No, no. You... Okay.
- No, we just need it.
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Okay. All right.
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- Bee me.
- What?
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Strap it on. Throw the switch.
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Bee me.
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Wait. Hang on.
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Craig...
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are you sure you want to do this?
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We have nineteen minutes
until the Earth is destroyed,
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so we can't afford to play it safe.
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Right?
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Bee me.
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Bee me!
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Oh, wait, wait!
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Eliza.
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If I don't come back,
or if I come back as a bee,
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I just want you to know that...
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- [HELMET POWERS UP]
- Yeeeaaaghh! Aah!
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- Craig!
- [GASPS]
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Did it work?
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Is he a bee?
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CARLA: Hey, look!
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He's doing it,
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sort of.
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[ BUZZING]
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♪♪
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Whoa.
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Get...
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♪♪
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Yes!
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- [RAPID BEEPING]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Get him out. We're losing him!
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Craig.
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Craig, are you okay?
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Craig!
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Craig!
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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[GASPS]
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I'm joking.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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So, he's legitimately messed up.
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Yep.
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Right, everybody, we're back on track.
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Now let's finish the job.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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You heard him.
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Break's over!
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♪♪
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Man.
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I've never walked this far
in my whole entire life.
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What am I doing anyway?
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Uh, we need you to pump love in the air
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to make the people kiss.
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We can do that?
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Y-Yes.
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We do it right here...
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in the Department of Love.
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- Oh. Makes sense.
- Okay.
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Sure is a lot of mammoth stuff in here.
269
00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:48,129
So, this is the Love Machine.
270
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,469
It's a little complex,
271
00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:51,069
but I know you can handle it.
272
00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,539
Well, I'll try my best.
273
00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:57,409
So, the trick is to press
this button over and over again
274
00:09:57,410 --> 00:10:00,009
and keep doing that and just stay here.
275
00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,879
I won't let you down.
276
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,947
I love you, buddy.
277
00:10:02,957 --> 00:10:04,349
- Okay.
- I love you.
278
00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:05,420
[DOOR OPENS]
279
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,750
[BUTTON CLICKING]
280
00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:13,889
♪♪
281
00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:15,429
[STEAM HISSING]
282
00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:19,899
♪♪
283
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,986
Aah!
284
00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:23,800
Aah!
285
00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:26,300
Almost there!
286
00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:28,140
WOMAN: Balloon grounded.
287
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:30,710
What?!
288
00:10:30,711 --> 00:10:31,909
Uh...
289
00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:33,979
♪♪
290
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,709
8 more minutes, people!
291
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:36,850
- Wind!
- [KEYBOARD CLACKING]
292
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:40,180
[WIND BLOWING]
293
00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:45,659
♪♪
294
00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:46,790
Sam?
295
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,329
Laura?
296
00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:51,259
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
297
00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:52,999
Press. Press.
298
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,869
Press. Press.
299
00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,400
- [BUTTON CLATTERS]
- Oh!
300
00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:02,287
What the...
301
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,539
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE, DOOR OPENS]
302
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:08,280
Make way! I got to plug this puppy in!
303
00:11:10,595 --> 00:11:11,619
Okay.
304
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:13,080
[WORKERS SCREAMING]
305
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,149
- Oh!
- Aah! Aah!
306
00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,950
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh! No!
307
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,219
Aah! Aah!
308
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,559
Whoa!
309
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,029
- Aah! Oh!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
310
00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,829
Oh, no! Oh!
311
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,229
Aah!
312
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,829
Aah!
313
00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,429
Someone!
314
00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:29,899
- [THUNDER CRASHES]
- Aah!
315
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,840
Aaah!
316
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,300
[ALARM BLARING]
317
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:36,039
- Oh!
- Oh!
318
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,909
[EXPLOSIONS, SCREAMING]
319
00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:41,779
- WOMAN: Heaven off.
- SANJAY: Oh, no, no, no, no.
320
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,210
MAN: No. No.
321
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,719
Was that me?
322
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,180
- Yes.
- How? [SCOFFS]
323
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:50,210
All I was doing was
plugging in the Love Machine.
324
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,189
MAN #2: What's a Love Machine?
325
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,459
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
326
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,490
- Does that even exist?
- I don't think so.
327
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,799
Sanjay?
328
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,069
Were you trying to get rid of me?
329
00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:03,799
You want to know something?
330
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,999
Yes.
331
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,869
Yes, I was trying to get rid of you.
332
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:08,910
Why?
333
00:12:08,911 --> 00:12:10,609
Because you're an idiot!
334
00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:13,009
You're a moron!
335
00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,809
You made a crazy, stupid planet,
336
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,749
and now it's gonna blow up!
337
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,619
And you know what? It's all your fault.
338
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:25,720
It's all because of you.
339
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,490
I'm sorry.
340
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,600
Sorry, everybody.
341
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,299
Sorry I let you all down.
342
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:42,309
♪♪
343
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:43,970
I'll just let myself out.
344
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:52,320
♪♪
345
00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:11,970
[DOORS RATTLE]
346
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,679
[DOOR CLOSES]
347
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,279
GOD: Oh, come on.
348
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,710
[DOORS RATTLING]
349
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,829
♪♪
350
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,730
- Hey.
- Let's go, guys.
351
00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:44,139
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
352
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,900
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
353
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,139
Laura!
354
00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,009
Sam!
355
00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:58,819
♪♪
356
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,149
[GRUNTS]
357
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,089
♪♪
358
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,889
Hi.
359
00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:06,289
Hi.
360
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,620
MAN: ...the right sequence.
361
00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,630
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS,
KEYBOARDS CLACKING]
362
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,960
[MACHINES POWER ON]
363
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,369
Heaven on.
364
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,430
Okay. They are just one meter apart now.
365
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,630
What's the plan?
366
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,839
Okay, I've located
a pair of rabid pigeons.
367
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,639
I say that we blow some bread crumbs
368
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,970
into the back of their heads.
369
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,579
The pigeons dive-bomb them,
smash their faces together.
370
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,709
- Maybe their lips touch.
- I don't know.
371
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,309
What else have we got?
372
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:30,379
Do it! Pigeons! Go!
373
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:31,519
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
374
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,919
[ PIGEON COOS]
375
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,249
Wait!
376
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:42,059
♪♪
377
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,590
I think they're gonna do this
on their own.
378
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,259
There's no way. They're cowards.
379
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,460
They've choked every time.
380
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,869
Yeah, I know.
381
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:51,399
But sometimes people surprise you.
382
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,669
♪♪
383
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:57,340
I thought you wanted to go home.
384
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,940
I thought you wanted to go home.
385
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,079
No, I only wanted to go home
386
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,610
because I thought you wanted to go home.
387
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,349
Well, I didn't.
388
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,419
Well, why did you say you did?
389
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,450
'Cause I was...
390
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,290
scared.
391
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,289
I thought, if I said
that I wanted to stay,
392
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,759
and you said you wanted to go,
393
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,899
then that would mean
that I was the only one
394
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,160
who wanted to stay.
395
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,830
I was scared of the same thing.
396
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,100
I'm sorry I-if I've been weird.
397
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:28,109
It's just...
398
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,039
it's been a weird couple weeks.
399
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:36,049
♪♪
400
00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:41,849
♪♪
401
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,789
Do you ever feel like everything in life
402
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:46,320
is just, like,
totally out of your control?
403
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:48,129
10...
404
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:51,529
TOGETHER: 9, 8...
405
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:54,069
7, 6...
406
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:55,799
- Yeah.
- ...5...
407
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,669
- Always.
- ...4...
408
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:58,799
...3...
409
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,910
- Almost always.
- 2...
410
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,809
- Yes! Yeah!
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
411
00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,079
Yes!
412
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,479
♪♪
413
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,019
Whoo-hoo! Oh! Oh!
414
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:18,159
♪♪
415
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:24,099
♪♪
416
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,899
Yes!
417
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:30,940
♪♪
418
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,710
Jordan.
419
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,849
[SIGHS]
420
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:49,250
SANJAY: Hey.
421
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,320
We just wanted to let you know
that Earth's been saved.
422
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:54,129
Oh.
423
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,859
Well, you must be really mad, then.
424
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:56,990
Since you hate it so much
425
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,199
and think it's stupid and everything.
426
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,860
We don't hate it.
427
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,999
I-I mean, sure, it's messy.
428
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,199
- And frightening.
- And unfair.
429
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,869
I mean, you know,
objectively, it's... not good.
430
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:10,070
But maybe that's the point.
431
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,739
You made Earth a hard place
432
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,480
so that we have to learn
how to be strong.
433
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,810
Maybe.
434
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,219
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Hold on.
435
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,480
You knew how this would turn out
all along, didn't you?
436
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,619
You had it all planned
from the very beginning.
437
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,889
You've been secretly guiding us
every step of the way.
438
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:26,089
It all happened for a reason.
439
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,889
It was all part of your awesome plan,
440
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,690
your grand, unknowable design.
441
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,890
No. [CHUCKLES]
442
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,699
That would have been cool, though.
443
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,099
- Oh.
- Oh.
444
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,769
- You could have just said yes.
- Right.
445
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,499
We'd have believed you.
446
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,899
Oh, hey.
447
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,500
Do you want to come to the party?
448
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:41,639
There's a party?
449
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,170
Of course. Everyone's celebrating.
450
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:44,779
Why?
451
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,640
'Cause they love Earth.
452
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:52,180
♪♪
453
00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:57,719
♪♪
454
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,659
[SIGHS]
455
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:01,859
[SMOOCHES]
456
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,590
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
457
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,660
[SCATTING]
458
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,909
[BRONCHO'S "GET IN MY CAR" PLAYS]
459
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,909
♪ Would you really wanna make it
alone if you could?
460
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:19,240
[WORKERS CHEERING]
461
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:23,510
♪ Wanna, wanna make you feel good ♪
462
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,849
♪ It won't happen if I ain't happenin' ♪
463
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:29,719
♪ Oh, why don't you make the call? ♪
464
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,859
♪ I'm all peace and satisfaction ♪
465
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,389
I love you, buddy.
466
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,129
Okay.
467
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:37,929
I love you!
468
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,560
I love you, too.
469
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,469
- ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
- Oh.
470
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:47,870
♪ Won't you open that door,
get you in my car ♪
471
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,466
You kind of forget how beautiful it is.
472
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,679
They have no idea how close
they came to total annihilation.
473
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,350
I still can't believe we pulled it off.
474
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,019
We're not done yet.
475
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:09,759
♪♪
476
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:16,499
♪♪
477
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,969
A job well done.
478
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:19,169
[DOOR OPENS]
479
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:21,240
- Conga line!
- Whoo-hoo!
480
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,439
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Aren't you coming?
481
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,240
Not really much of a dancer.
482
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,579
You love to dance.
483
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,849
You dance every time
you find someone's keys.
484
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,179
Well, no, that's more of a...
485
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,849
sort of like a subtle shimmy, though.
486
00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,580
I don't know any of the, uh...
487
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,059
yeah, the popular steps.
488
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:41,598
Um... you know, although I...
489
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,929
I could probably learn
if someone would...
490
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,394
were to teach me.
491
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,599
I don't follow.
492
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,139
Would... Would you like to dance with me?
493
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,539
- Okay. Here. I'll lead.
- Okay.
494
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,339
Okay, yes. That's definitely
for the best. Okay.
495
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,870
- So, like this.
- Right.
496
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,140
- Mm.
- Okay.
497
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,479
Um, and let's just stay...
498
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,149
We'll stay away
from that ledge, won't we?
499
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,749
- Oh? Yeah, yeah. No. We got it.
- Yeah.
500
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:07,549
♪ You and me at the edge of the world ♪
501
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,950
♪ With a pretty secret smile
for me to see ♪
502
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,359
♪ For me to see ♪
503
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:16,629
♪ New bright whites
and a cage full of ice ♪
504
00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:20,960
♪ And a naked little canopy
to feed my disease ♪
505
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,430
♪ My disease ♪
506
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:31,080
♪ And if you're to smile at me ♪
507
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,979
♪ I could cry by land... ♪
508
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:39,319
A freak mega-storm rocked the
metropolitan area this evening,
509
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,389
pummeling the city with
hurricane-force winds, hail,
510
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,719
lightning, snow, and rain simultaneously
511
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,589
for several seconds,
before disappearing entirely.
512
00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:49,859
The damage caused
is still being assessed,
513
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,329
but, tragically, we have
confirmed that the destruction
514
00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:54,660
includes the beloved 13th Street Tunnel,
515
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,399
once blessed
by Saint Mother Teresa herself.
516
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,800
Finally, on a personal note,
I'd like to announce
517
00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:02,539
that I will be taking
a much-needed vacation.
518
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:04,470
The stresses of the recent news cycle
519
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,679
have shaken me to my very core.
520
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,210
I'm a journalist, but I'm also a man.
521
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,149
My wife is worried about me.
522
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:12,479
That's why, tomorrow morning,
523
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,280
I'm flying her and our two daughters
524
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:16,489
to the white-sand beaches of sunny Aruba.
525
00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:18,759
Life's short. You gotta seize the day.
526
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,759
This is Laron Ron St. Claire signing off.
527
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,029
♪ Don't ask me where ♪
528
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:27,430
♪ To fall in a river ♪
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