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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,109 --> 00:00:21,144 SUCCESS 2 00:01:57,805 --> 00:01:59,892 Why don't you take off that lid? 3 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:03,473 In a few days I learned the language! 4 00:02:03,613 --> 00:02:06,572 Sardinia is so cool! A plain filled with mountains. 5 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:08,181 Oh, quite clear! 6 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,468 I see the trip did you good. - Why not? Just think, that in one week.. 7 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,826 I smoked only three cigarettes. 8 00:02:15,966 --> 00:02:18,334 I'm getting rid of the smoking habit. 9 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,995 And you, don't you smoke anymore? - No, not now. 10 00:02:22,135 --> 00:02:25,617 Why not? Once in a while won't hurt. It sharpens the reflexes. 11 00:02:25,757 --> 00:02:29,199 I'll light one for you, OK? This way, I'll have a puff.. or more. 12 00:02:29,927 --> 00:02:32,847 A new purse.. I'm delighted.. great! 13 00:02:33,138 --> 00:02:36,416 A new dress. We redid our wardrobe, I suppose? 14 00:02:36,761 --> 00:02:40,296 The husband always pays a lot! - I paid for it with my salary. 15 00:02:40,752 --> 00:02:43,223 Is that a reproach? Take this! 16 00:02:44,663 --> 00:02:46,283 What is that smell? 17 00:02:47,169 --> 00:02:50,077 Or Sardinian cheese. - The one with the worms? 18 00:02:50,207 --> 00:02:53,165 Oh, no, Giulio! You brought them here! 19 00:02:54,239 --> 00:02:56,376 Oh, no! I had them walk home. 20 00:02:56,516 --> 00:02:58,591 Don't let the big cuckold pass! 21 00:02:58,731 --> 00:03:02,347 No, let him pass! It's the Engineer Spanetta. Pass, pass Sir! 22 00:03:06,982 --> 00:03:08,513 My respects, Sir! 23 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:11,139 Take care! Nice person. 24 00:03:12,963 --> 00:03:16,882 Look, if we go out and you don't keep your hands to yourself, 25 00:03:17,007 --> 00:03:19,726 I'm not going out with you anymore.. 26 00:03:20,327 --> 00:03:24,123 Sergio, are you eating with us? - Sure! Where else would this beggar go? 27 00:03:24,263 --> 00:03:27,086 Well, seeing how nice you are, I guess I'll stay. 28 00:03:27,226 --> 00:03:31,416 Just yesterday, a shepherd was tending his flock on a motorcycle. 29 00:03:31,556 --> 00:03:35,260 It's my turn. - Maybe his Cadillac was at the garage. 30 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,944 You think you're funny? Then take that! Game! 31 00:03:39,382 --> 00:03:42,530 Why don't you build a Go-Kart track in the hallway? 32 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:44,201 You hush, woman! 33 00:03:44,341 --> 00:03:47,638 There's that Aga Khan making all that moolah, my friend. 34 00:03:47,846 --> 00:03:50,532 See, if you were a shepherd. you'd be rich too. 35 00:03:50,672 --> 00:03:52,651 Wretch, you'll never succeed! 36 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:55,498 The worst poverty is not wanting to be rich! 37 00:03:55,638 --> 00:03:57,740 Right, Laura? - Nice words. Bravo! 38 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,634 If I were smarter.. not a lot, just a little... 39 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:04,841 I'd buy the land next to the one which my company is buying. 40 00:04:04,981 --> 00:04:08,560 Today it's worth one, but when they build that residential center.. 41 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:12,553 I can sell it for a 1000, right? I know how to play games besides pool. 42 00:04:12,693 --> 00:04:15,264 Every man for himself! Now he'll cry poverty, 43 00:04:15,404 --> 00:04:17,900 and say that idiots have Jaguars, while he.. 44 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,356 a college graduate only earns 1100! 45 00:04:20,496 --> 00:04:24,882 And that Agnelli earns in a hour what he makes in a year. - It's true, isn't it? 46 00:04:25,022 --> 00:04:27,823 Yeah, but some people don't even make 1100. 47 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:30,678 Yes, the starving! - You may be offending Sergio? 48 00:04:30,818 --> 00:04:32,825 Why not? I'm talking about him! 49 00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:35,163 Allez! Come! - Wait, ..let me try. 50 00:04:35,303 --> 00:04:38,143 Oh, God, God! ..Look, the ball is here. Look here! 51 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:40,404 Ah! The neighbors below! 52 00:04:40,544 --> 00:04:44,727 Two for me. - You too! What do I do now? You decide, I'm democratic. 53 00:04:45,801 --> 00:04:47,640 The table has been spread? 54 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:51,486 Yes, Maria. Now go into the kitchen. Let's all go into the kitchen. 55 00:04:52,547 --> 00:04:56,107 She's either out or on the phone. Why do we keep her? - She's hot! 56 00:04:56,745 --> 00:05:00,363 If you can find me an ugly one who can iron, I'll get rid of this one! 57 00:05:00,844 --> 00:05:03,854 Shall we play for Maria? - And even if you win.. 58 00:05:05,515 --> 00:05:07,480 Stop it! - What could you do? 59 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:11,426 Do you want Laura to find out? - Calm down, Laura thinks you're cool. 60 00:05:11,566 --> 00:05:16,419 Take it.. - Come on, it's a shame.. - No, seriously, joking aside.. 61 00:05:16,559 --> 00:05:18,200 did it happen again? 62 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:21,931 Now, I feel its influence. - It's a moment of weakness, right? 63 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,562 And who knows what witches you've been with! 64 00:05:24,687 --> 00:05:27,201 Why don't you try thinking about Sofia Loren? 65 00:05:27,341 --> 00:05:30,882 Good, no? - I can't tell you anything! For me, this is serious. 66 00:05:31,022 --> 00:05:34,183 One day, I'll show you a blonde that can stop a clock. 67 00:05:34,323 --> 00:05:39,199 Get this point, if you're a man! - Huh! No, no, no! No digs. A billiards man! 68 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:47,199 Just today, we were examining fettuccine in the lab. 69 00:05:47,543 --> 00:05:50,565 And? - If you knew, you might not want to eat! 70 00:05:50,705 --> 00:05:52,317 Please! I want to eat. 71 00:05:53,444 --> 00:05:56,866 Corn flour, lemon peel, Sienna dirt.. 72 00:05:57,006 --> 00:06:00,182 Do we have talk about your analyses every time we eat? 73 00:06:00,322 --> 00:06:03,311 It's my job.. - Good thing you're not an undertaker. 74 00:06:03,887 --> 00:06:07,988 Madame, I'm leaving. I'll be back later. - OK. - Beware the stork! 75 00:06:08,182 --> 00:06:11,129 Maria, before you go, bring the cheese from Sardinia. 76 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:13,835 I threw it out. - Threw it out? 77 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:17,836 Yes, it had gone bad, there were worms. Good evening! 78 00:06:20,622 --> 00:06:22,499 I should have her arrested. 79 00:06:31,395 --> 00:06:32,999 Hey girls, this way! 80 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:37,555 Do you see? Be polite and tactful. He's a gentleman but a little tired. 81 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:41,213 Act like you're from a good family. - Yeah, they pay more for those! 82 00:06:41,353 --> 00:06:44,372 Shall I say I'm a virgin? - Let's not overdo it. 83 00:06:45,183 --> 00:06:48,768 So, the report needs three copies. One stays here, one to the court.. 84 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:53,267 Good day! And one to the president. Of course, it may take a few months. 85 00:06:53,407 --> 00:06:54,907 This way, please. 86 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:56,642 What is this crazy talk? 87 00:06:56,782 --> 00:07:00,286 It's for the porter, dummy, so he thinks you're employees. 88 00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:04,776 Augusto? Who were those two young ladies? - Two hookers. 89 00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:11,485 Why are you laughing? 90 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:14,787 Around here, there's a liquor called Melodia (Give it to me) 91 00:07:14,927 --> 00:07:17,600 So, when I asked the lady, she misunderstood. 92 00:07:17,727 --> 00:07:20,121 Miss Pun, eh? - A drink? It's whiskey. 93 00:07:20,261 --> 00:07:21,582 What brand is it? 94 00:07:23,229 --> 00:07:27,473 "Whatever you say! The gentleman would know." - Ah, good! 95 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,695 She's funny, witty! - How well she does it! 96 00:07:30,835 --> 00:07:33,766 Come on, let's go! - I'd like some ice, is there any? 97 00:07:33,906 --> 00:07:36,879 Oh, no! Let me take care of it. Come, Vera! 98 00:07:38,007 --> 00:07:39,190 Who did it? 99 00:07:39,728 --> 00:07:43,682 Him! Him! - You horndog! Watch out, I got my eye on you! 100 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:48,121 Well.. here we are! 101 00:07:49,124 --> 00:07:49,850 Yep! 102 00:07:53,889 --> 00:07:55,372 What do you do? 103 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:58,642 Chemist in a pharmaceutical company. And you? 104 00:07:59,426 --> 00:08:00,705 I'm a student. 105 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,803 Hey, you're very material.. 106 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,684 Attention: we are coming back! Caught in the act! 107 00:08:26,571 --> 00:08:29,565 Sergio, you killer! What line are you.. 108 00:08:29,907 --> 00:08:31,302 What a tomboy! 109 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:46,650 Your friend is not working out. She puts her hands on him, smacks him! 110 00:08:47,074 --> 00:08:50,997 Annoying and aggressive. Come on, take charge of the situation. 111 00:08:51,137 --> 00:08:54,194 What are you doing? Trying to make me jealous? 112 00:08:54,809 --> 00:08:58,000 Burning Sergio? In the kitchen, she kept talking about you! 113 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:01,129 How kind! - Will you dance with me? - With pleasure. 114 00:09:03,372 --> 00:09:06,886 Do you live here all alone? - Yes. - Poor dear! 115 00:09:07,026 --> 00:09:10,120 Are you engaged? - No. - Neither am I. 116 00:09:12,739 --> 00:09:16,830 Nice little place, but.. is this it? No, over there is the bedroom. 117 00:09:17,487 --> 00:09:20,500 What's the rush! A little patience, please. 118 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:30,515 Oh.. I see that my little chemist has no patience at all! Are we happy? 119 00:09:33,012 --> 00:09:35,871 We're going to check out the house! - Come back soon! 120 00:09:36,011 --> 00:09:38,855 Don't compromise yourselves with hasty declarations! 121 00:09:39,298 --> 00:09:43,606 Ah, it's about time! Damn, what work! - Don't you want to dance anymore? 122 00:09:43,746 --> 00:09:48,668 Whatcha want? An endurance test? - What do we do now? - What should we? 123 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:53,598 You decide! - I did, don't tease, or I'll smack you! Be good! 124 00:09:54,404 --> 00:09:58,800 What's your profession? - My profession? A white-collar bum! 125 00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:02,085 What's that? - What? One who is 40 years old, a graduate, 126 00:10:02,207 --> 00:10:04,517 and earns a quarter of what you make! 127 00:10:04,657 --> 00:10:10,083 But I'll earn less than you when I'm 40, so I must work harder now. - True. 128 00:10:11,092 --> 00:10:14,399 Say! Aren't you feeling a little tired, too? 129 00:10:14,539 --> 00:10:18,396 Look, if I act like this, it's because I have a cute, young wife.. 130 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:22,196 and of whom I'm in love. So, there's nothing doin' here! 131 00:10:22,766 --> 00:10:28,001 Then I better remove my little hand! - I just remembered, how my leg felt. 132 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:31,682 How are things going in there? - Why do you care? 133 00:10:32,052 --> 00:10:33,805 Why? It's friendship, see? 134 00:10:34,388 --> 00:10:37,672 We're friends, me and Sergio. See, we're like brothers. 135 00:10:38,991 --> 00:10:43,064 And it'll be proven, when I tell you that I'm here to fix his problem. 136 00:10:44,115 --> 00:10:46,721 Friendship is an important feeling. 137 00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:50,502 A noble feeling. - How cold your hands are! - A good feeling. 138 00:10:51,795 --> 00:10:54,298 I assure you, I wasn't able to do it either! 139 00:10:54,438 --> 00:10:57,684 Don't you believe me? I swear! They were too vulgar.. 140 00:10:58,014 --> 00:11:00,877 Honestly, I didn't tell you, but.. they were hookers. 141 00:11:01,017 --> 00:11:03,109 Thanks, but I already got that! 142 00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:05,836 You knew! Of course! You got it! Thanks! 143 00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:08,357 It wasn't even worth doing it! 144 00:11:08,497 --> 00:11:11,089 This is the rub: both of us are intellectuals! 145 00:11:11,229 --> 00:11:13,887 Who are the ones that never miss? The farmer.. 146 00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:17,047 the workman, the porter, common people, right? 147 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:22,756 But he who is sensitive.. has inner angst is susceptible. - Yeah, intellectuals! 148 00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:26,651 When they used to be open, there were more writers there than soldiers. 149 00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:29,498 Look here! I'm sure you'll find a fine girl, OK? 150 00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:33,501 Someone like my wife, for example. After a while, you'll return to normal. 151 00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:36,321 You say that with someone like Laura.. - Sure! 152 00:11:36,461 --> 00:11:38,615 Listen! Want to let me try? 153 00:11:40,029 --> 00:11:41,575 You big sonnofa.. 154 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,998 Today went bad, didn't it, doc? 155 00:11:46,127 --> 00:11:48,960 Huh? - Three to zero, series B. Nobody went up! 156 00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:04,910 When will you stop playing around? - When they abolish these cards. 157 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,703 It's a sign of mistrust. How many are you doing? 158 00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:10,317 Angeletti and Santoni are late. - Gotcha. 159 00:12:10,447 --> 00:12:13,215 No wonder they don't trust their employees! 160 00:12:13,509 --> 00:12:16,681 Come on, mechanical devil! At least give me some candy! 161 00:12:22,699 --> 00:12:25,257 Beautiful, festive youth at the Costa Verde! 162 00:12:25,397 --> 00:12:28,749 Keep chomping, Magnasconi, each breath may be your last. 163 00:12:31,754 --> 00:12:34,003 Muruzzulu? - Muruzzulu. Here it is. 164 00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:36,721 Muruzz! They're missing a few "u"s, Engineer! 165 00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:38,684 Porcheddu? - Porcheddu. 166 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,386 Puddu? - Puddu. - Mei? - Mei. 167 00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:46,401 And Arrosu Gavino? - No, that we're not buying. It's in another district. 168 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:49,339 There would be double the work, another notary.. 169 00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:52,147 Got it. The Arrosu land remains outside? - Yes. 170 00:12:52,287 --> 00:12:56,310 Now, the contracts are 31. - OK, I'll let the secretary know. 171 00:12:56,450 --> 00:13:00,423 No, I want you to do it. I'd rest easier. - Thank you for the trust. 172 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,482 For you, Sir. - With your permission, Engineer. 173 00:13:04,173 --> 00:13:05,381 Hey! - What? 174 00:13:05,575 --> 00:13:09,392 I've got Philip Morris, two for 80. - No, I'm giving up that habit! 175 00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:13,918 Whiskey? Black and White? - I don't drink! - Chocolate? - No! 176 00:13:14,047 --> 00:13:16,515 What vices do you have? - And you care, why? 177 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:19,129 The contracts are to be ready by Thursday. 178 00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:23,683 OK. - We'll make another trip, it's always a pleasure for you. - Why not? 179 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:26,314 Better than molding away.. - What's that? 180 00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:31,246 Nothing but that it's good to break up the routine once in a while. - Surely! 181 00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:35,040 Arrosu Gavino, did you see the mess you just got in? 182 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:38,306 Now the Costa Verde company, doesn't buy your land. 183 00:13:38,749 --> 00:13:41,043 In two or three years, you're resold, 184 00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:44,204 and are worth a million. Go to the Moors and die! 185 00:13:44,737 --> 00:13:47,117 And I mold away among these swine! 186 00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:49,961 My respects, President. - ' Day. 187 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,539 Who's that? Does he work here? 188 00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:57,685 Yes, Sir. Six years, Cerioni, room 203. - Funny, I've never seen him. 189 00:13:59,428 --> 00:14:01,717 Arequipa is a very interesting city. 190 00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:04,863 If you agree to go, it would be a help to you.. please, 191 00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:07,920 both for your career and as a personal experience. 192 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,636 And even as a vacation? - A vacation too. 193 00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:13,324 Yes, I'd love to, but.. 194 00:14:13,464 --> 00:14:17,325 I am married and I can't leave my husband.. - I totally agree! 195 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:20,931 I wouldn't let you go either. But let's talk about it again. 196 00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:23,721 My respect, Madame. - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 197 00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:28,765 If you didn't have a husband, think what fun five months in Peru would be! 198 00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:31,083 But where is Arequipa? - What? 199 00:14:31,223 --> 00:14:34,745 Employed for five years in a Peruvian embassy and not know where! 200 00:14:34,885 --> 00:14:38,455 You know where it is? - No, but I've only been here two years. 201 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:42,038 Here's my beautiful dove! - Hi, dear. - Always late, eh? 202 00:14:42,921 --> 00:14:45,705 My friend Diana. - Nice! You brought me a gift? 203 00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:47,544 What gift? - Her! 204 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,909 Sorry, Diana. I have a very funny man. 205 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:53,446 I see. Well, best wishes for your birthday. - Thank you. 206 00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:57,450 Why not invite her as well to Dad's? He'd like it. 207 00:14:57,590 --> 00:15:00,002 Bye, Diana, see you tomorrow. - Bye! 208 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,115 Well, maybe.. 209 00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:07,762 Remarkable! I like the way she walks away! 210 00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:13,483 Do you want to go with her? - No, no! I wasn't talking about me! 211 00:15:14,045 --> 00:15:17,648 I was thinking about Sergio. That girl could be a good match for him! 212 00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:20,316 Me! No, I'm the faithful type. Unfortunately! 213 00:15:20,456 --> 00:15:22,911 Know what my uncle says? - "You're a dolt!" 214 00:15:23,051 --> 00:15:25,722 He says, "How bad to go before God, 215 00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:28,761 and never cheated on you wife." - Or your husband. 216 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,103 My uncle never said that, that's you! 217 00:15:34,859 --> 00:15:38,826 How do you drive? Animal! - I wanted to see if you knew how to break! 218 00:15:45,285 --> 00:15:48,195 38, but do you understand? - Yes, you're old! 219 00:15:48,335 --> 00:15:51,479 Sure! One who at 38 hasn't done anything.. - Shut up! 220 00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:54,672 It's my party, I'll talk if I want! - Here, smoke. 221 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,203 What have I done so far? Nothing! Zed! 222 00:16:00,343 --> 00:16:04,362 I left home at 10 and studied up to 25. Dad, you wanted a lawyer? Here I am! 223 00:16:04,502 --> 00:16:07,953 A degree in law! The first pain in the ass! - Was I the second ? 224 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,843 No, it's not about you, it's me who's incompetent! 225 00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:15,141 Excuse me, today you're 38. Want to tell us your future plans? 226 00:16:15,281 --> 00:16:19,605 Why not? Easy! Punch the time cards for the next 38 years! 227 00:16:20,136 --> 00:16:24,198 If my hands don't shake. Thanks for the interview Cerioni Giulio, profession: 228 00:16:24,704 --> 00:16:27,362 failure. - Who is he talking to? 229 00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:29,638 No one. He's a little drunk. 230 00:16:29,778 --> 00:16:34,790 If the president of my company dies, we all move up, 10,000 more lire a month! 231 00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:40,149 To get up to 300,000 lire, 12 presidents must die. 232 00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:42,740 Go kill them! - You remember Lallo Bertini? 233 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,269 A school mate that was stupid, ugly with a face of a watermelon. 234 00:16:46,409 --> 00:16:49,149 - I think so. - He is now the face of appliances.. 235 00:16:49,289 --> 00:16:52,346 throughout middle and the south of Italy, with that mug! 236 00:16:52,486 --> 00:16:54,789 A mate of yours? Nice to hear! 237 00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:59,322 Great, Dad! I see you got the gist of my thoughts.. 238 00:17:02,135 --> 00:17:06,526 Always combing? - I.. I always feel at home with the animals. 239 00:17:09,031 --> 00:17:12,995 More than your own son? - What are you talking about? 240 00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:16,643 It's just that.. she's old and I understand her. 241 00:17:17,258 --> 00:17:19,160 The son of Capobianco, 242 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:24,920 the one who lost an eye at Seppuccio, wanted to buy her and not only the cow! 243 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:29,124 But the house, the land.. 5 million he was willing to pay me. 244 00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:32,436 With cash, you see.. - I understand! 245 00:17:32,576 --> 00:17:35,764 So, the son of Capobianco has 5 million at his disposal. 246 00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:40,160 Cash, you say! - Yes. - People who used to go about here begging for alms. 247 00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:42,473 So what? Good for them, right? 248 00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:46,658 But I told him that unless it was 10 million, I wouldn't sell it. 249 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,962 I'm fine here.. and I want to die here! 250 00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:53,920 With a brush in my hand, cleaning my cow! 251 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:58,646 Do you understand.. what.. she's saying now? 252 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:03,416 Be good! - Good! She wants some more hay. 253 00:18:04,143 --> 00:18:06,305 Yes, that one can never get enough! 254 00:18:06,445 --> 00:18:09,196 You see for the beasts, it's instinct! 255 00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,559 But they are just beasts.. 256 00:18:12,363 --> 00:18:14,118 Yet I understand this one. 257 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,312 Hey! Respect your father! 258 00:18:21,239 --> 00:18:25,919 Princess, here's your mint. - Thank you. - Everything OK? Excuse me. 259 00:18:26,307 --> 00:18:30,082 Eat! Because tomorrow I'm eating at your house. Sir, later.. 260 00:18:30,354 --> 00:18:31,399 Please .. 261 00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:34,990 Hello. - Hello. 262 00:18:36,162 --> 00:18:38,523 Good evening! - Hi, beautiful! 263 00:18:38,859 --> 00:18:41,107 Maestro, thanks for coming! 264 00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:45,637 Countess, you look more lovely everyday! - Thank you! 265 00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:51,483 Paola, what are you doing? Feeding the baby? 266 00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:54,273 Come dance! May I steal your wife? - Please. 267 00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:57,080 Bye. Behave yourself, OK? And eat! 268 00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,674 "May I steal your wife?" 269 00:19:03,222 --> 00:19:05,575 Might as well, you look like a crook! 270 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:11,116 That's what I should've told him, right? But, I froze.. 271 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:14,719 My problem is that the good comebacks occur to me later. 272 00:19:14,859 --> 00:19:18,160 I have the "l'esprit de l'escalier", as they say in France. 273 00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:29,595 Oh! I'm not trying to be fussy.. 274 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,411 He tested me on using the horn.. 275 00:19:32,551 --> 00:19:36,123 and I said: "Always when crossing to the other side." 276 00:19:36,263 --> 00:19:41,083 Am I right? - Actually, it's forbidden to use the horns in the city. 277 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,979 In the city! But what do you mean? 278 00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:46,277 It was a test for a boat license! 279 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:49,200 Pardon, what did you think I meant? 280 00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:54,480 Do you have a motorboat? - No. I'm not a such a big fan.. 281 00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:58,511 First, buy a nice boat and you'll see.. 282 00:19:58,651 --> 00:20:00,713 Well, yes. I should try that.. 283 00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:05,637 If you want a boat, I'd recommend a Dinghy Cruiser by General Motors. 284 00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:09,061 but not the one with the tow, the one with the cabin cruiser. 285 00:20:09,398 --> 00:20:12,963 Oh, look who's here! - Good evening, ma'am, how are you? 286 00:20:13,591 --> 00:20:19,242 While parking my Maserati, I bumped into an old two-tone 1100, 287 00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:22,439 does anybody know the owner? - Is that yours, perhaps? 288 00:20:22,579 --> 00:20:25,719 A 1100? No, no.. it's not mine.. no! 289 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:28,263 A little bump, but I wanted to tell them. 290 00:20:28,403 --> 00:20:31,545 I wouldn't know. - It's probably one of the servants! 291 00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:36,326 About that deal, you in or not? Just like I said, right? - We'll see.. 292 00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:39,641 No, baby! Now that we're face to face, no more "We'll see." 293 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:44,238 Hey, listen! You be the judge. This friend of mine.. allow me.. 294 00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:46,365 A pleasure! - Honored! - Cerioni. 295 00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:48,986 Related to the General? - No. That's Feriani! 296 00:20:49,126 --> 00:20:52,688 You know, the one that had the lawsuit with the airplane.. poor man. 297 00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:56,179 Right, my friend here is the owner of a mountain in the Alps. 298 00:20:56,319 --> 00:21:01,220 A mountain? - Yes. How high is it? 2000, 2500 meters? - No, 3000. 299 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,724 He gives it to me and I'll give him an island in the Ionian.. 300 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:08,187 and a two year old filly, which has already won Agnano twice. 301 00:21:08,327 --> 00:21:11,513 You tell me, is that a bargain or not? - Uh.. I don't know.. 302 00:21:11,653 --> 00:21:14,235 I'm not up on my mountain prices. Excuse me! 303 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,763 Here I am! .. Pardon. 304 00:21:16,887 --> 00:21:20,357 Nice young man. Maybe he is related to the General. - Who knows? 305 00:21:39,658 --> 00:21:41,654 Would you like a little dance? 306 00:21:44,207 --> 00:21:45,352 Excuse me. 307 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:53,360 H. Reinard, "Rebellion Number Two". 308 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,125 You see, just two leaves. 309 00:21:56,265 --> 00:21:59,484 Probably worth two million! Hey! that's a Reinard.. 310 00:21:59,624 --> 00:22:01,097 Son of a bitch! 311 00:22:18,864 --> 00:22:20,196 Pretty boring, huh? 312 00:22:20,336 --> 00:22:22,809 Not too bad.. - I'm calling it a night. 313 00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:25,487 Lucky you! I can't. - Why not? 314 00:22:25,737 --> 00:22:27,570 I'm the owner of the house. 315 00:22:27,935 --> 00:22:30,031 Sorry, very sorry. I didn't mean.. 316 00:22:30,171 --> 00:22:33,914 He told us at the last moment, that idiot Giancarlo. So.. 317 00:22:34,158 --> 00:22:35,555 That's my son. 318 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,899 Look, before I make mistake number three, 319 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:43,259 tell me which one is your wife in the garden, else.. 320 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,488 She died two years ago. 321 00:22:47,187 --> 00:22:48,457 My respects.. 322 00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:55,514 You know, when the weather changes, my knee hurts? 323 00:22:55,654 --> 00:22:58,598 That fall at Terminillo. I'll never forget it. 324 00:22:58,738 --> 00:23:02,077 I saw you on the stretcher and felt bad, but you deserved it! 325 00:23:02,808 --> 00:23:04,653 What's your husband like? 326 00:23:04,911 --> 00:23:08,080 A clever man, between a genius and an artist. 327 00:23:22,247 --> 00:23:24,636 Who's there? - I think it was Giulio. 328 00:23:25,535 --> 00:23:27,747 But you didn't tell me he was jealous? 329 00:23:27,887 --> 00:23:32,970 Very! Once at the movies, he picked up a guy and threw him three rows back! 330 00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:35,028 Really? - Yes , I swear it. 331 00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:44,956 Were you waiting for me? - Me? 332 00:23:46,179 --> 00:23:49,702 Yes, later.. later. Go now! 333 00:23:52,113 --> 00:23:54,352 But why did you marry him? 334 00:23:55,328 --> 00:23:56,514 Well.. 335 00:23:56,654 --> 00:23:59,157 To begin with he was different from you. 336 00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:01,240 And that's in his favor? 337 00:24:01,516 --> 00:24:02,722 What does he do? 338 00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:06,843 At the.. Costa Verde company, he's one of the directors. 339 00:24:07,422 --> 00:24:11,479 But be frank, don't you like him? - Oh! Yes.. I'm not saying he's not nice, 340 00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:15,119 only.. isn't he a little bit too old for you? 341 00:24:15,259 --> 00:24:17,363 Old? How old do you think he is? 342 00:24:17,503 --> 00:24:20,241 Well.. 40, 42.. 343 00:24:20,381 --> 00:24:25,083 Oh, no! He's 34. - Oh! Is that so? 344 00:24:25,223 --> 00:24:28,583 He doesn't look it, poor guy! - You think so? I don't! 345 00:24:28,898 --> 00:24:31,766 Well, what kind of wife are you? 346 00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:35,286 Faithful bourgeois? Oh, yes.. unfortunately yes! 347 00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:37,880 Good idea! 348 00:24:39,764 --> 00:24:42,800 But really, really faithful? No chance of a cure? 349 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,046 No chance of a cure! 350 00:24:47,712 --> 00:24:50,686 Excuse me! - Oh, here's the hubby! 351 00:24:50,807 --> 00:24:54,117 Don't leave me alone with him! He keeps making me these propositions. 352 00:24:54,247 --> 00:24:57,164 Where did you go? - Nowhere.. - We were talking over old times. 353 00:24:57,304 --> 00:24:59,397 You know, we were almost engaged! 354 00:24:59,527 --> 00:25:02,546 Then I guess that means, we're only half married. 355 00:25:02,686 --> 00:25:05,481 How nice! - No, not at all! I'm a little crazy. 356 00:25:05,621 --> 00:25:09,396 If I see someone acting like an idiot with my wife, I go off the deep end! 357 00:25:09,859 --> 00:25:12,832 Right! he speaks well. - Are you staying? I've had enough. 358 00:25:12,972 --> 00:25:17,042 I've got to get up early. My dad's cow is racing at Agnano! Night! 359 00:25:18,223 --> 00:25:19,499 But Giulio.. 360 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:23,078 Sorry, Giancarlo.. - No worries. 361 00:25:23,207 --> 00:25:27,403 Good thing, we're not at the movies and I didn't get thrown three rows back! 362 00:25:27,543 --> 00:25:28,811 Bye! - Bye! 363 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:38,076 Oh! You're there! - Yes. - Well done! - Too long with these wimps! 364 00:25:38,216 --> 00:25:40,841 "Do you have a motorboat?" No, I do not! 365 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:45,075 And never will! - What a mess.. 366 00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:47,895 Yeah, yeah! Don't try to joke, because you too.. 367 00:25:48,035 --> 00:25:52,306 I bet if you had to tell them my age, you'd be ashamed to say 38. Hmm? 368 00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:54,246 But.. 369 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,800 Why did you have to embarrass me? Because you don't have a boat? 370 00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:01,946 Yes, for that! And for the mountains, islands and Rebellion Number Two! 371 00:26:02,086 --> 00:26:03,707 Are you feeling OK now? 372 00:26:03,847 --> 00:26:06,876 Boorish, ignorant, practically illiterate monoglots! 373 00:26:07,016 --> 00:26:10,684 The only books they read are ledgers, while driving in their Maseratis! 374 00:26:10,824 --> 00:26:12,036 Of course.. 375 00:26:12,176 --> 00:26:16,803 And who has the disgusting car? Me or the servants! No other choice. 376 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,517 Look! The only art I have in my house! 377 00:26:19,647 --> 00:26:23,472 A sketch of Guttuso. And also from '47, a bad year! 378 00:26:23,612 --> 00:26:26,118 Which we wouldn't even have, if it wasn't a gift! 379 00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:29,436 Sure, Giancarlo is younger. - Than whom? 380 00:26:29,576 --> 00:26:31,479 Guttuso? - No, no! Than me! 381 00:26:31,619 --> 00:26:36,685 But I'm an intelligent man, you see? While he's a brute and a troglodyte. 382 00:26:36,825 --> 00:26:41,990 I slaved for 18 years not just one! While he waterskied and sailed. 383 00:26:42,666 --> 00:26:45,725 Millions aren't everything! - That's what I've always said. 384 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:47,195 But you're wrong. 385 00:26:47,327 --> 00:26:50,291 The idiot is me! 18 years, I don't even have one lira. 386 00:26:50,431 --> 00:26:52,438 Presently. - Make up your mind! 387 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:55,514 No, it's you who doesn't want to understand! 388 00:26:57,878 --> 00:26:58,886 If one.. 389 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:03,196 If one is cross-eyed with a twisted mouth, long nose, a walking sewer, 390 00:27:03,327 --> 00:27:06,824 but rich, people don't say how ugly, they say how average! 391 00:27:07,221 --> 00:27:10,087 Do they ever say a beggar is beautiful? Never! 392 00:27:10,207 --> 00:27:12,020 The beggar is never average! 393 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,620 You have to be born on the right side.. 394 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:19,084 I'll keep that in mind, but what are you doing? - Recovering my capital! 395 00:27:19,356 --> 00:27:22,277 Here they are.. Damn.. 396 00:27:23,673 --> 00:27:27,308 And what about Mastrella? If he stole a 100,000 lira, he'd be a thief, 397 00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:30,877 but he stole one billion, and now he's the "Lupin" of the customs! 398 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,322 He's in jail. 399 00:27:33,062 --> 00:27:37,028 See that! What makes me more angry is that you think I'm always wrong! 400 00:27:38,150 --> 00:27:40,234 It's impossible! You have no faith! 401 00:27:40,374 --> 00:27:43,331 You're the only one who doesn't know the importance of money! 402 00:27:43,471 --> 00:27:46,321 Look, you're not going out, you're going to bed. 403 00:27:47,487 --> 00:27:48,802 I know.. I know. 404 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:51,547 I can be a beggar, but a wimp, never again! 405 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,557 Tonight, really got to you, didn't it? 406 00:28:10,406 --> 00:28:13,275 For so many today, who can give them security? 407 00:28:13,565 --> 00:28:18,284 Rich or poor, we expect a nice atomic funeral! Everybody equal! 408 00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:22,160 Make money! Make money and then you'll know.. 409 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:26,636 Here it is. In the American movies, there's always a chicken thigh. 410 00:28:27,363 --> 00:28:29,882 In my house: half of a mummified lemon! 411 00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:36,283 They call this detente. It's detaining us, all right! 412 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:39,195 They say Kennedy and Khrushchev are good friends.. 413 00:28:41,452 --> 00:28:45,487 Of course, they're good friends! And what about the Chinese? 414 00:28:45,627 --> 00:28:47,358 We forget them.. Oh! 415 00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:51,040 What are you doing here? - A bath.. 416 00:28:51,810 --> 00:28:53,947 I see that, but why don't you use yours? 417 00:28:54,087 --> 00:28:57,636 Madame gave me permission after you went to bed. 418 00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:04,530 Blessed child! Let's discuss this in a reasonable manner.. 419 00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:06,240 Giulio! - Yes? 420 00:29:07,534 --> 00:29:08,636 Yes, coming! 421 00:29:10,925 --> 00:29:12,356 Here I am, dear. 422 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:17,125 Here I am. - Don't go in the bathroom, because Maria's there. 423 00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:21,764 Ah, yes! Because the door was closed, I didn't know who was in there. 424 00:29:22,633 --> 00:29:26,761 Strange! Maria always leaves it open, for fear of an accident. 425 00:29:27,430 --> 00:29:32,035 If it were open, there'd be an accident! Soon she'll be sleeping in your bed! 426 00:29:32,175 --> 00:29:34,760 Don't get your hopes up! No changes here. 427 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,681 I hope nothing! I wouldn't change you for anything! 428 00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:43,717 Lauretta really, I'm not obsessed. The Sardinian deal.. is for you. 429 00:29:44,687 --> 00:29:48,318 I want to give you so many things, and I want to be somebody for you. 430 00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:51,463 To me, you already are somebody. 431 00:30:17,059 --> 00:30:19,705 Oh, how wonderful! In the city it's a nightmare. 432 00:30:19,845 --> 00:30:24,200 The traffic gets on your nerves. You'll shoot somebody at the light, 433 00:30:24,327 --> 00:30:27,059 because he was rude. - Were there any witnesses? 434 00:30:27,199 --> 00:30:29,642 No! What were you thinking Mr. Arrosu? 435 00:30:29,767 --> 00:30:33,521 I was talking in general. And that I'm tired of living in Rome. 436 00:30:33,661 --> 00:30:37,216 One day I'll come here to live. A nice little house, garden, rabbits. 437 00:30:37,356 --> 00:30:39,826 A lot of rabbits here? - They won't last long . 438 00:30:39,966 --> 00:30:42,891 The climate isn't suitable for them? - No, they shoot them. 439 00:30:43,031 --> 00:30:47,439 But one can denounce them. - You won't last long either! - Ah.. I see.. 440 00:30:48,571 --> 00:30:51,712 Yes, but there's a wonderful air, a sense of peace.. 441 00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:54,646 But did you come for the air or to talk business? 442 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,798 You always talk of money, how come? 443 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,395 I'm opening a store in the city. - That's life! 444 00:30:59,527 --> 00:31:02,710 The one in the city wants the country. That's what Horace said too.. 445 00:31:02,850 --> 00:31:05,122 I don't know any Horace! 446 00:31:06,327 --> 00:31:09,399 Oh.. the lady here is OK with the store? 447 00:31:09,765 --> 00:31:11,644 I'm selling the land for her. 448 00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:15,237 Ah, you want to be a city lady? - No, it's that every time I leave, 449 00:31:15,367 --> 00:31:17,718 I must bring her. - Can't she stay home? 450 00:31:17,858 --> 00:31:20,809 Yeah, so that every shepherd that passes by can do her! 451 00:31:22,173 --> 00:31:24,044 So then, that's where we are? 452 00:31:24,888 --> 00:31:26,034 I get it.. 453 00:31:27,513 --> 00:31:31,037 Well, if the lady has these tendencies, even in the city.. 454 00:31:31,167 --> 00:31:34,665 In the city, I deal with gentlemen, but here with these four shepherds.. 455 00:31:37,401 --> 00:31:40,617 Certainly, that changes things. Your health! - Your health. 456 00:31:42,237 --> 00:31:44,523 These 10 million, when will I get them? 457 00:31:44,663 --> 00:31:48,396 A little at a time. Next week, I'll send the contracts to be signed.. 458 00:31:48,527 --> 00:31:51,608 and 500,000 lire up front. The 9 million and a half, we'll pay.. 459 00:31:51,748 --> 00:31:54,525 within four or five months, OK? - Let's say three. 460 00:31:56,143 --> 00:31:58,756 Okay, let's say three. - And the interest? 461 00:31:58,971 --> 00:32:02,085 What interest? - The ten percent for three months. 462 00:32:02,225 --> 00:32:05,758 Really? OK, we'll add it to the bill. It'll be 200,000 lire, right? 463 00:32:05,898 --> 00:32:08,276 237,500. 464 00:32:09,298 --> 00:32:11,677 Great! I like you because you're simple! 465 00:32:11,976 --> 00:32:16,235 Agreed. - Arrosuuu ! - Hear them? 466 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:19,075 Every time they pass by, they call me. If I answer, 467 00:32:19,215 --> 00:32:22,021 they greet me and go away. If I'm not here.. 468 00:32:22,161 --> 00:32:24,397 they come in and ask for wine. 469 00:32:24,537 --> 00:32:26,890 And the lady instead of wine, gives.. 470 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:29,243 No, the idiot gives them the wine too! 471 00:32:31,137 --> 00:32:32,999 Eh! Eh! Eh! Mrs. Gavino! 472 00:32:33,589 --> 00:32:38,606 Greeting, Gavino! How are you! - Greetings! The party is over.. 473 00:32:44,053 --> 00:32:46,966 Come on, don't be stingy! Let me have a puff! 474 00:32:47,087 --> 00:32:49,121 Cut it out, waiter! 475 00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:51,770 Sheriff! Bring us a bottle of champagne! 476 00:32:52,087 --> 00:32:55,800 Come Laura, a toast! Do you realize that we'll be millionaires? 477 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,858 We'll redo our honeymoon, OK? 478 00:32:57,998 --> 00:33:01,937 Not like that time in Santa Marinella when we didn't have any money! 479 00:33:02,077 --> 00:33:06,052 And we had to call Sergio, so he could send us money for gas! 480 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:10,313 But Giulio.. I have a big fear that you're getting in over your head. 481 00:33:10,453 --> 00:33:14,636 What? I just have the sun over my land in Sardinia, just like the Aga Khan. 482 00:33:14,776 --> 00:33:18,867 But he paid for his. - So will I! - And, if you don't find the money? 483 00:33:19,007 --> 00:33:22,824 Find the money? The inflation the way it is, money is there for the grabbing. 484 00:33:22,964 --> 00:33:26,642 In one week, a little signing and the capital will jump right out! 485 00:33:26,767 --> 00:33:29,600 Does it seem impossible to you that one like me: clean, 486 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:33,317 never complaining, graduate, esteemed, handsome.. 487 00:33:33,457 --> 00:33:35,953 Oh, Lord, handsome.. attractive. 488 00:33:36,093 --> 00:33:39,404 Honest.. With a cute wife like you, who works as well, 489 00:33:39,527 --> 00:33:42,428 a good house, a car, can't find 10 million? Laurie! 490 00:33:42,568 --> 00:33:44,757 You could settle with what you have. 491 00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:46,938 Settling is for the mediocre. 492 00:33:47,078 --> 00:33:50,200 Fine, I'll remember that when someone proposes. 493 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:53,997 Then, I'll strangle you! A wife must be faithful, right? If not.. 494 00:33:54,127 --> 00:33:55,606 Let's go dancing! 495 00:33:58,986 --> 00:34:01,641 Put on ice, for when we return. Got it, skinny! 496 00:34:01,767 --> 00:34:04,096 Come, let me see your two left feet! 497 00:34:04,236 --> 00:34:06,279 Shuddup! 498 00:34:13,463 --> 00:34:16,320 After the deal is done, we'll sell and cash in. 499 00:34:16,447 --> 00:34:19,083 We'll get a 1000 square meters for a cottage. 500 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,789 You can go swimming, fishing.. - I don't like fishing! 501 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:23,680 I'll go and you can stay at home. 502 00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:27,681 Scratch that! Some shepherds may pass by and ask for wine. Forget it! 503 00:34:27,821 --> 00:34:30,300 What do you mean? - Local customs! 504 00:34:37,538 --> 00:34:41,436 The doves are cooing, huh? Maybe Sergio found his soul mate. 505 00:34:44,614 --> 00:34:45,884 He found her! 506 00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:51,191 Once.. they put us in a cell, because Giulio was so drunk, 507 00:34:51,331 --> 00:34:53,438 he jumped into the Trevi Fountain. 508 00:34:53,578 --> 00:34:56,680 And you couldn't stop him? - How could I? 509 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:59,727 He did it to save me, because I was drowning in it. 510 00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:05,361 Don't you have a dress like that one? 511 00:35:06,609 --> 00:35:07,995 Sure, that's it! 512 00:35:10,327 --> 00:35:12,536 What's Maria doing in a place like this? 513 00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:15,401 The same thing we're doing, having fun, aren't we? 514 00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:18,918 Do you see who she's with? - Who? - A player from the S.S. Lazio. 515 00:35:23,811 --> 00:35:27,897 I see! Do you think he knows she's a maid? - I don't think so. 516 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,704 Hi! 517 00:35:32,258 --> 00:35:34,722 I'll see you at the office tomorrow! 518 00:35:35,411 --> 00:35:37,076 Yes, in the office! Yes. 519 00:35:38,197 --> 00:35:40,158 At least she's being modest. 520 00:35:40,298 --> 00:35:44,367 She only said she was a co-worker, she didn't go too far.. and she could! 521 00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:50,515 Since you lend her everything, why don't lend your husband? 522 00:35:50,655 --> 00:35:55,367 One night, what would it cost you? Let's go! Cinderella is getting boring! 523 00:35:55,657 --> 00:35:58,185 Come on Sergio! We're going to get filled up! 524 00:35:59,954 --> 00:36:01,486 Shall we go? - Yes. 525 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:11,136 Well, he needs some work as a dancer, but as a gentleman, he's perfect. 526 00:36:11,276 --> 00:36:15,757 If he wasn't, you would've made him so. - Maybe I've already done it! 527 00:36:15,887 --> 00:36:19,752 Let's see! If the cork flies over to you, you'll be married within a year. 528 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:26,570 Lord, we jinxed Maria! 529 00:36:39,590 --> 00:36:43,651 Well, you could take out a mortgage on the land in our favor.. 530 00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:47,364 Yes? - In a way that we could grant the loan you're requesting. 531 00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:53,509 Yes.. but as long as I haven't paid the 10 million, 532 00:36:53,649 --> 00:36:57,144 the land isn't mine. How can I take out this mortgage? 533 00:36:58,574 --> 00:37:02,214 This is true. Then, first buy the land, 534 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:06,636 then you can take out the mortgage for the loan. That's clear, isn't it? 535 00:37:07,185 --> 00:37:12,715 But if.. if I could already buy the land, why would I need a loan? 536 00:37:12,953 --> 00:37:15,121 Dear Sir, this is true too, 537 00:37:15,261 --> 00:37:20,844 but as you know very well, we can't lend to anybody without collateral. 538 00:37:20,984 --> 00:37:25,564 For example: if you had 10 million worth of securities.. 539 00:37:25,885 --> 00:37:28,410 deposited here with us.. - But if I.. 540 00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:33,556 But if I had 10 million in securities, I would sell those, right? Eh, pardon! 541 00:37:34,163 --> 00:37:37,723 This is true, but if I say securities, I don't mean just securities. 542 00:37:37,847 --> 00:37:44,116 I am referring to real estate: houses, lots. Solid bases for collateral! 543 00:37:44,256 --> 00:37:47,086 Can you offer any of this? - Me? No way! 544 00:37:47,226 --> 00:37:51,603 What good is a bank, if not for that? To lend money to who already has it! 545 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,946 I get it.. this is true! 546 00:37:56,496 --> 00:37:57,995 Thanks all the same. 547 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:05,599 Yes, I'll look him in the eye without mincing any words. 548 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,799 Hey Lallo! Time to pull out a little of those millions! 549 00:38:11,176 --> 00:38:14,092 And where can they go? He'll fork out. 550 00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:20,082 Hi, Lallo! 551 00:38:20,222 --> 00:38:25,997 You remember me? - Cerioni Giulio! The past comes alive! How are you? 552 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,635 You old rascal! - You old queer! 553 00:38:28,775 --> 00:38:30,886 You know you look good. You lost weight. 554 00:38:31,026 --> 00:38:35,045 Think so? - Yeah, you weighed a ton, but now? - 120! - There, you see! 555 00:38:35,919 --> 00:38:41,128 This is the storehouse. - Nice! - There are 4000 units below and 2000 above. 556 00:38:41,268 --> 00:38:44,081 Washing machines, cookers, fridges, water heaters. 557 00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:47,797 They come from Comerio, load them and then bang! Right in the truck! 558 00:38:47,937 --> 00:38:50,595 Really.. directly? - Yes, yes! 559 00:38:50,727 --> 00:38:55,487 Nice! - It's makes about 4,500 million! And at least a dozen stays at home. 560 00:38:56,023 --> 00:38:58,477 Per year? - Per month, please. 561 00:38:58,682 --> 00:39:02,084 Certainly, to earn that figure, you would need to work ten years. 562 00:39:02,224 --> 00:39:06,906 So what! My job is different. I hold a position with a lot of responsibility. 563 00:39:08,007 --> 00:39:11,158 When they talk so, the salary never goes above 100 million! 564 00:39:11,509 --> 00:39:15,661 Good times when we were at school! I was dunce and he was first in class! 565 00:39:15,801 --> 00:39:19,171 What did they call you? T-Bone.. Noodles.. 566 00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:21,964 And you? What did they call you? 567 00:39:22,104 --> 00:39:24,965 Err.. I don't remember. - I don't either! 568 00:39:25,105 --> 00:39:28,842 But me! I never wanted to study, I was an airhead! 569 00:39:29,131 --> 00:39:34,053 Remember how I used to blow my nose? - Unforgettable. - Damn, kids! 570 00:39:34,264 --> 00:39:38,094 While the teacher was talking, I let out a nice fart! 571 00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:43,245 Like that! Everybody died with laughter! 572 00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:47,224 Not true, nobody laughed. 573 00:39:53,267 --> 00:39:56,614 Do you have that water heater? - On Sunday, we wash them ourselves. 574 00:39:56,754 --> 00:40:01,189 If you need a fridge, come to me. I can get you a discount on the cheaper ones.. 575 00:40:01,329 --> 00:40:03,596 Shall I sign for you? - Yes, go ahead. 576 00:40:03,736 --> 00:40:07,899 I allow her.. she's my lover. What a pair of legs! - What a belly! 577 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:10,302 What? - No, I was saying how you've arrived! 578 00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:14,076 You have it all, even a lover. - Well, let's just say I'm situated. 579 00:40:14,216 --> 00:40:18,130 I'm running in the next election! - Nice! Which party? - You have to ask? 580 00:40:18,270 --> 00:40:21,853 At Salò, I was the last to surrender! The Tricolor Flame, right? 581 00:40:21,993 --> 00:40:26,964 You are one of us? - No. - No? - Politics don't interest me. - How bad! 582 00:40:27,346 --> 00:40:30,092 Agnosticism is the plague of Italy. 583 00:40:30,232 --> 00:40:33,189 I remember, that even in school, you never came to the rallies. 584 00:40:33,329 --> 00:40:37,162 No, I never did the Campo Dux either. It would've been wasted on me. 585 00:40:37,287 --> 00:40:40,962 The fez, rallies, running the gauntlet, jumping on bayonets.. 586 00:40:41,087 --> 00:40:45,927 as well as.. look here.. look there.. I couldn't wrap my head around it. 587 00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:48,794 I was distracted, a dullard with a head full of junk. 588 00:40:48,934 --> 00:40:53,623 Books, friends, sports, girls. Rubbish! I was a dullard! 589 00:40:54,023 --> 00:40:55,283 I was a dullard! 590 00:40:56,633 --> 00:41:00,165 Like Ranieri. You remember him? - Yes, he was my best friend. 591 00:41:00,305 --> 00:41:03,437 Why? - He came to ask me for money. Poor guy! 592 00:41:04,092 --> 00:41:06,421 I had to give him ten bags worth! 593 00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:09,043 Look what he was reduced to.. 594 00:41:09,183 --> 00:41:13,717 Every so often, someone turns up only because they know you're doing well.. 595 00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,818 They take advantage? - Oh, yeah! 596 00:41:17,983 --> 00:41:20,060 Well T-Bone, it's getting late. 597 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,525 Did you want to ask me something? - Me? No, no, I just wanted to say hi. 598 00:41:24,647 --> 00:41:27,187 Come, tell the truth! You came here looking for money! 599 00:41:27,327 --> 00:41:31,038 You're mistaken. - It appeared to me.. - It appeared wrongly. Bye! 600 00:41:31,178 --> 00:41:35,223 Bye, Miss! Good luck and heaven give you strength! Bye, Lallo! - Bye! 601 00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:38,878 So.. will you vote for me? 602 00:41:39,365 --> 00:41:42,258 Don't count on it! - We'll do without it! 603 00:41:42,398 --> 00:41:44,835 Bye, T-Bone! - Bye! 604 00:41:46,894 --> 00:41:48,864 Hey, Lallo! - Yeah! 605 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,034 I just remembered what we used to call you at school! 606 00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:54,428 We called you.. 607 00:41:54,622 --> 00:41:56,641 "Ass-Face"! 608 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:07,969 Fine solid walls, right? 609 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:10,847 Done right with no expenses spared. Bravo! Bravo! 610 00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:14,267 And this is nothing for someone in your position! 611 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:15,531 Excuse me.. 612 00:42:15,671 --> 00:42:18,790 have I ever asked anything from you? Never! You have to admit that. 613 00:42:18,930 --> 00:42:22,016 I mean, why can't in-laws help each other? Right, Romeo? 614 00:42:22,156 --> 00:42:24,538 Then don't tell me with the business you have.. 615 00:42:24,678 --> 00:42:28,664 the buildings you're putting up around Rome, that you don't have the means, 616 00:42:28,804 --> 00:42:31,865 Romeo? - I never said anything about that. I said that I can't. 617 00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:42,065 Why are you hitting the machine with one finger? Here, I'll give you a hand.. 618 00:42:42,205 --> 00:42:44,120 No, thanks. I'll do it myself. 619 00:42:49,298 --> 00:42:50,756 Why can't you do it? 620 00:42:52,812 --> 00:42:56,204 If I give you this money, how am I going to pay my workers? 621 00:42:57,261 --> 00:43:02,159 How am I going to pay the bills? Come on, Romeo! Bills! - Bills! Bills! 622 00:43:02,299 --> 00:43:05,559 And if I happen to be audited, how will that make me look? 623 00:43:05,687 --> 00:43:09,999 No, don't give me the sob story! If anybody is doing well, it's builders! 624 00:43:10,139 --> 00:43:12,721 Excuse me, but.. - And if you're mistaken? 625 00:43:12,912 --> 00:43:16,244 The building speculation, I didn't make up, it's real. 626 00:43:16,515 --> 00:43:20,093 Do the math! How much do you get per room? 627 00:43:20,233 --> 00:43:23,126 And here, in this complex alone, how many rooms are there? 628 00:43:23,247 --> 00:43:25,807 See, you can't answer me! You can't answer. 629 00:43:26,535 --> 00:43:30,519 Ah, Romeo! What a crock, right? Come on, you have the money! 630 00:43:30,647 --> 00:43:33,866 Giulio! - Yes, coming! In a sec! 631 00:43:34,595 --> 00:43:38,396 Come on, get down here! Move it! 632 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,286 Who is it? - It's Giovanna. 633 00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:42,342 She hasn't left yet? - No. 634 00:43:42,767 --> 00:43:46,798 She's giving me a ride. I don't have the car today. - Then, it's better you go. 635 00:43:46,938 --> 00:43:48,680 I get it, I get it! 636 00:43:48,820 --> 00:43:53,307 I came to ask you a favor, you said no. Fine! Done, OK? - Who said otherwise? 637 00:43:54,761 --> 00:43:57,101 It's only.. I'm a little surprised.. 638 00:43:58,546 --> 00:44:00,661 With all that I've done for you. 639 00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:04,949 Sorry! What's that? 640 00:44:05,687 --> 00:44:07,838 What exactly have you done for me? 641 00:44:09,227 --> 00:44:11,204 Forget it, it's better not to say! 642 00:44:11,344 --> 00:44:14,764 No, no, speak! What have you done for me? Give me a hint! 643 00:44:14,887 --> 00:44:18,880 When you were engaged to my sister, I didn't do anything for you, right? 644 00:44:19,421 --> 00:44:20,182 No! 645 00:44:20,322 --> 00:44:24,098 Don't you know she didn't want to marry you because you were a bricklayer? 646 00:44:24,238 --> 00:44:28,336 Did you? - She said I was a bricklayer? Above all, I am a surveyor! 647 00:44:28,476 --> 00:44:32,322 Still brick and mortar stuff, isn't it? And she's the one who said so. 648 00:44:32,462 --> 00:44:35,654 Well, well.. Then it was you who changed her mind? 649 00:44:35,794 --> 00:44:38,336 Yes, it was me that said you were nice. 650 00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:40,893 You see, it was she that found faults. 651 00:44:41,213 --> 00:44:45,077 "Romeo doesn't bathe, Romeo has sweaty hands, Romeo is a cheapskate!" 652 00:44:45,217 --> 00:44:46,924 And like a fool, I defended you. 653 00:44:47,064 --> 00:44:51,814 "No, be patient! Romeo is a bit thick, a bit of a clod, but he's a good man! 654 00:44:52,158 --> 00:44:57,582 He may have bought a 7000 lire crap ring but only because big ones are vulgar!" 655 00:44:57,722 --> 00:45:00,560 Get it! But no, she was right! 656 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:03,817 Because you are cheap! There! See that! You are cheap! 657 00:45:03,957 --> 00:45:07,039 You skimp on everything. Look, even the bricks! 658 00:45:07,261 --> 00:45:12,362 Look at what shit bricks you fob off! Look how disgusting! Cheapskate! 659 00:45:12,602 --> 00:45:17,845 Believe me, you're a selfish miser and you care for nothing but yourself! 660 00:45:17,967 --> 00:45:23,903 Giovanna was right! I was a fool to ask her to marry you. She was right! 661 00:45:24,172 --> 00:45:26,205 What was I right about? 662 00:45:28,862 --> 00:45:32,956 Oh, nothing.. I was talking to Romeo about this and that.. 663 00:45:34,024 --> 00:45:37,894 Let's go, you'll be late. - Yeah, you said that five minutes ago! 664 00:45:38,034 --> 00:45:39,911 No, you stay, we need to talk! 665 00:45:40,781 --> 00:45:45,541 Yeah, stay. I'll take the bus. Maybe one of these nights we can go to dinner? 666 00:45:46,991 --> 00:45:48,436 Bye, Giovanna! 667 00:45:50,827 --> 00:45:52,276 Bye, Romeo. 668 00:45:52,622 --> 00:45:54,850 Do you know what your brother told me? 669 00:45:54,990 --> 00:45:58,557 Now he's sowing discord between brothers and sisters! 670 00:45:59,933 --> 00:46:01,885 Hurray, a great shot for me! 671 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:06,764 Why not try the Braille method of playing? - Play, play! Quit clowning! 672 00:46:07,445 --> 00:46:09,888 Are you blue? Did you find the money yet? 673 00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:12,847 No, I'm still looking. It's not easy, you know. 674 00:46:13,286 --> 00:46:14,986 You know that nowadays.. 675 00:46:15,126 --> 00:46:19,408 nobody will give you 10 million. Not even if you see them face to face! 676 00:46:19,846 --> 00:46:22,561 Giulio! Please, the neighbors! - Yes, love. 677 00:46:22,701 --> 00:46:25,667 Maybe it would be easier to find 5 people to give you 2 million? 678 00:46:25,807 --> 00:46:28,607 Or 10 million people to lend you one lira each. 679 00:46:29,815 --> 00:46:32,268 Although your plan seems crazy to me.. 680 00:46:32,408 --> 00:46:34,517 if I had it, I would lend it to you. 681 00:46:34,657 --> 00:46:38,606 Within two months, I'd make you see! You wouldn't have to wear those rags! 682 00:46:38,988 --> 00:46:41,672 Look here, how's your health? - Fine, fine! 683 00:46:41,812 --> 00:46:42,964 Really fine! 684 00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:46,000 I needed something more than a pretty blonde. 685 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,926 Sure, a soul mate.. but is that really true? 686 00:46:49,066 --> 00:46:52,990 I think you're lying. I'll ask Diana. Diana? - No, Giulio! No! 687 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:56,601 Diana, seeing that when you marry, I'll be rich, what present do you want? 688 00:46:56,741 --> 00:47:01,201 The Christina yacht? Or the one like Callas'? - Braggart! 689 00:47:01,327 --> 00:47:05,201 But what did you do? What is it? - It's the rubber one I bought earlier! 690 00:47:05,341 --> 00:47:09,547 You're doomed to marry and you joke? You're reckless and crazy! 691 00:47:09,797 --> 00:47:12,118 All right, Madame, I'm leaving! - Maria! 692 00:47:12,625 --> 00:47:14,787 Didn't you ask me for tomorrow off? 693 00:47:14,927 --> 00:47:18,052 Yes, but last night I asked for tonight off too, remember? 694 00:47:18,192 --> 00:47:21,525 Ah! One more thing: don't worry about dinner, OK? 695 00:47:21,665 --> 00:47:23,362 Great, have you prepared it? 696 00:47:23,502 --> 00:47:27,322 No, don't worry about me! I'm eating out. Good night! 697 00:47:29,284 --> 00:47:30,491 Ah.. good! 698 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:36,661 Just the same, Monsignor! Incredible! It stayed just the same! 699 00:47:36,801 --> 00:47:39,727 These blessed photographers, think only of newlyweds, 700 00:47:39,867 --> 00:47:44,129 we only get taken from the head up or in the 2nd row. - No, these are very fine. 701 00:47:44,269 --> 00:47:46,994 But this reminds me of the French actor, what's his name? 702 00:47:47,134 --> 00:47:49,507 Charles Ranel. - That's the one! 703 00:47:49,647 --> 00:47:52,312 Only that you're much younger, better preserved. 704 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,183 You think so? - Yes, I do. 705 00:47:54,323 --> 00:47:57,399 Ranel is from '07, I am from '02. - Oh, I didn't know.. 706 00:47:57,704 --> 00:47:59,550 Absolutely, nobody could tell! 707 00:47:59,690 --> 00:48:04,209 Do you want to keep it as a souvenir? - Thank you, Sir. - A cigarette? Please! 708 00:48:07,206 --> 00:48:10,095 Exactly. - But not here! - Certainly! - Later.. 709 00:48:10,235 --> 00:48:15,311 I carry them for friends, but I'm giving up the habit. But no vices here! 710 00:48:15,451 --> 00:48:19,869 Will you take some? - No, thanks! - We have vermouth, too. - Damn.. by Jove. 711 00:48:20,294 --> 00:48:24,122 Milk? - Yes, milk. But just a little, thank you. 712 00:48:24,758 --> 00:48:25,960 That's good.. 713 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:29,804 - Cheers . Cheers! - Cheers! 714 00:48:30,796 --> 00:48:32,614 Who's that? The sacristan? 715 00:48:32,754 --> 00:48:35,715 Sort of. He's a good boy. 716 00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:39,849 I try to help him, he was recommended to me by the chaplain of Regina Coeli. 717 00:48:39,989 --> 00:48:44,041 I thought so. Does he do the collection? - No, I'm trying to help him.. 718 00:48:44,181 --> 00:48:46,244 not get him back in jail! 719 00:48:46,384 --> 00:48:48,399 Right! That's what I meant. 720 00:48:48,539 --> 00:48:50,518 Say, do you have any children? 721 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:56,324 Two! Sergio and Diana, you should see them, two beautiful kids! - Nice! - Yes. 722 00:48:56,464 --> 00:49:00,073 Children are gifts from heaven! They always bring luck, wealth, 723 00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:02,819 joy, in every home. - Yes, joy they say. 724 00:49:02,959 --> 00:49:07,845 But they judge. What'll they think of me when I'm not able to provide for them? 725 00:49:08,105 --> 00:49:10,841 Please! - No need to despair. - True! 726 00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:13,529 Pray! Have faith.. - Naturally! 727 00:49:13,669 --> 00:49:17,363 And you'll see that Divine Providence will grant your earthly wishes. 728 00:49:17,503 --> 00:49:21,905 Well, Divine Providence does its part, but it needs a good opportunity. 729 00:49:22,045 --> 00:49:26,694 If only we could help it a little! - Monsignor, shall I dust the candles? 730 00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:29,356 No, no, leave them! - Really! Luigi! 731 00:49:29,496 --> 00:49:32,134 I was saying that we need an opportunity, only.. 732 00:49:32,274 --> 00:49:35,333 the problem is the getting of funds. Maybe you can help.. 733 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:40,590 The only thing I can do for you is a letter to the honorable Starroni Grassi. 734 00:49:40,730 --> 00:49:44,165 Starroni Grassi! - You think that.. - He's one of my parishioners. 735 00:49:44,287 --> 00:49:46,618 If you needs help, he won't refuse. - Really? 736 00:49:46,758 --> 00:49:51,200 Then we're ready to ride! I don't know how to thank you father and I'm off.. 737 00:49:52,025 --> 00:49:56,680 I don't want to make a big deal but.. Lil' Luigi "dusted" my lighter! 738 00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:59,440 He's a good boy, you must help him. 739 00:50:01,818 --> 00:50:04,157 It's the honorable Starroni Grassi. 740 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,011 He's going through a rough time, poor thing. 741 00:50:09,447 --> 00:50:13,319 He's having some trouble with his wife, who's 22 younger than him! 742 00:50:14,055 --> 00:50:15,462 Ah, then.. - Uh, huh. 743 00:50:17,206 --> 00:50:19,356 Dear doctor, how are you? 744 00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:21,589 Sorry to bother you, but.. 745 00:50:21,963 --> 00:50:26,681 it's about doing a huge favor for our dear Monsignor Lentini. 746 00:50:27,062 --> 00:50:28,999 And for me, of course. 747 00:50:29,315 --> 00:50:32,539 Yes, recommended by the Monsignor.. Oh, a good devil! 748 00:50:32,679 --> 00:50:35,198 He has need of a certain banking operation.. 749 00:50:35,467 --> 00:50:38,476 Ah! I see you understood. Yes, a gentleman.. 750 00:50:40,303 --> 00:50:41,392 Six million? 751 00:50:44,261 --> 00:50:45,281 Five! 752 00:50:47,608 --> 00:50:49,718 Yes, that's possible. Yes. 753 00:50:50,594 --> 00:50:52,812 Yes. Yes! 754 00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,779 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 755 00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:07,646 Excuse me. - Please, please. - It's a personal matter. 756 00:51:09,553 --> 00:51:11,023 I'll be right back! 757 00:51:12,919 --> 00:51:15,243 So.. is four million possible? 758 00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:20,412 Only in exceptional cases? OK, let's make this an exception between us! 759 00:51:20,769 --> 00:51:23,334 Don't worry, because I'll guarantee it. 760 00:51:23,474 --> 00:51:27,386 I didn't say this upfront not wanting to influence you, but it's for my brother! 761 00:51:32,887 --> 00:51:35,601 Are you having fun, cutie-pie? You like the music? 762 00:51:36,007 --> 00:51:39,556 No, that scandal with the oil was bigger. This is another. 763 00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:41,849 You know, there are nine of us.. yes! 764 00:51:42,324 --> 00:51:46,215 Fine! Tomorrow morning, I'll send my brother to open this credit. 765 00:51:46,947 --> 00:51:50,005 Doctor, all, all my gratitude! 766 00:51:50,338 --> 00:51:53,525 Thanks and thanks on the part of the Monsignor as well! 767 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,200 My respects to your wife! The kind wife, right? 768 00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:00,635 Yes, I agree. 769 00:52:05,878 --> 00:52:06,866 Well? 770 00:52:07,201 --> 00:52:10,730 I told you my young friend, not to get your hopes up. 771 00:52:11,906 --> 00:52:16,323 No worries! Besides, what can you expect from a big cuckold? 772 00:52:26,213 --> 00:52:30,567 It's a question of dignity! You think it's right for a person in my position.. 773 00:52:30,802 --> 00:52:35,182 to leave his father in the country to tend cows, till the earth and sell eggs? 774 00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:40,191 Is it shameful? - No, but bad people may think I don't care about my father! 775 00:52:40,331 --> 00:52:44,126 Don't you see? - Fine, but who said anything to you? Pardon.. 776 00:52:44,266 --> 00:52:46,722 No, but you're frowning like a lump of clay! 777 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:50,487 But why say that, Giulio? I'm a little upset.. 778 00:52:50,788 --> 00:52:56,062 but if it makes you happy.. - Noooo! No! You must be happy too, not just me! 779 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,031 Why get angry? 780 00:52:58,171 --> 00:53:04,032 It's a question of a few days. I'll get used to it, then.. then I'll be happy! 781 00:53:07,948 --> 00:53:08,805 What? 782 00:53:08,945 --> 00:53:13,603 Ah, that girl there.. is she still there? What's her name again? 783 00:53:13,743 --> 00:53:16,013 Who? Maria? - Yeah, that one! 784 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:22,007 Papa! Still at it at your age? - What do you mean.. - Yes, Maria's there! 785 00:53:22,147 --> 00:53:25,039 I told you! You're going to have fun in Rome! - Knock it off! 786 00:53:25,179 --> 00:53:26,284 You'll see! 787 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,721 Sit there, you can't see from here. - No, thank you. 788 00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:46,661 I'm fine here. 789 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:51,520 Dad's a genius! Give him a TV and he invents the radio! 790 00:53:55,953 --> 00:53:58,731 Well, I.. I'm going to bed. 791 00:54:00,595 --> 00:54:04,116 I thought he was going to check up on the cow! - Good night. 792 00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:07,241 Bye dad, good night. - Good night, son. 793 00:54:09,097 --> 00:54:12,006 They put down wax to make you slip! 794 00:54:13,383 --> 00:54:15,124 This is for the notary.. 795 00:54:17,264 --> 00:54:21,399 and this for Arrosu Gavino. I wonder how his wife is? 796 00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:27,206 Here we are. Answer: who is the author of "Critique of Pure Reason"? 797 00:54:27,494 --> 00:54:29,240 Kant, dumbass! 798 00:54:29,434 --> 00:54:31,980 Petrarch? - Agostini! - No, Mr. Agostini, 799 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,517 you're wrong and have lost three million! 800 00:54:34,657 --> 00:54:36,446 Three million! Got that? 801 00:54:38,498 --> 00:54:43,397 OK, five million we got! We're halfway there after two months! What did I say! 802 00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:46,876 Oh! Lauretta, are you sleeping? - No. 803 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:51,959 You seemed to be, you didn't answer. What is it? - What should I say? Hurray? 804 00:54:52,099 --> 00:54:53,271 Hurray, then. 805 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:04,159 But really.. is it my fault my dad is crazy? You saw that, right? 806 00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:09,074 Yes, I'm smoking. Lauretta, it's better that you know. Smoking! Smoking! 807 00:55:11,735 --> 00:55:13,011 What could I do? 808 00:55:13,151 --> 00:55:15,588 I brought him here, to a nice house, I thought, 809 00:55:15,728 --> 00:55:19,789 so he wouldn't be alone in the country, breaking his back with those cows.. 810 00:55:20,133 --> 00:55:23,397 For this you sold the land, not for the five million! 811 00:55:23,537 --> 00:55:26,153 The land was mine, he had only the usufruct! 812 00:55:26,293 --> 00:55:31,832 Look, if you're trying to prove that I'm a bad son and he's a wise father.. 813 00:55:31,972 --> 00:55:36,085 with his hat on and chickens in his bedroom, you are wrong tonight! 814 00:55:36,225 --> 00:55:38,982 I'm not lying, I'm happy, happy! I'm not lying! 815 00:55:39,122 --> 00:55:42,133 I'm at home watching TV with my little wife and I'm happy! 816 00:55:42,273 --> 00:55:47,288 # Why, oh why? Do you always leave me alone on a Sunday? # 817 00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:24,918 Oh, shut up! 818 00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:37,928 I'm really pleased you get it. The best way is to go it alone. 819 00:56:38,068 --> 00:56:39,805 As my dear friend says: 820 00:56:42,712 --> 00:56:47,516 Without the startup capital, it's a pain! - That's why you called Cesaretto! 821 00:56:47,647 --> 00:56:50,709 I set up more people than the Fund for the South! 822 00:56:52,664 --> 00:56:58,201 That's no lie! Like it? I had them put in "Red Symphony". You hear 30 sounds! 823 00:56:58,341 --> 00:57:01,101 Remember, when we used to play cards, you were so broke.. 824 00:57:01,241 --> 00:57:03,498 I always wound up paying for coffee! 825 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:08,196 You must admit that I destroyed you at "Parigina"! 826 00:57:08,336 --> 00:57:13,745 Know what you can do? The Golden Potato! - The Golden Potato? What's that? 827 00:57:13,885 --> 00:57:17,164 A contest that I launched three years ago for Italian farmers. 828 00:57:17,304 --> 00:57:24,032 Whoever sends the biggest potato, I reward with a Golden Potato of 20 grams! 829 00:57:24,301 --> 00:57:26,285 But what do you get out of it? 830 00:57:26,447 --> 00:57:31,931 Potatoes. One from each farmer yields almost 80 tons. You realize 8 million! 831 00:57:32,071 --> 00:57:36,517 I see, everyone sends you the biggest, but you never return the potatoes. 832 00:57:37,005 --> 00:57:41,225 Good! You got it. You can redo it with the Golden Cabbage, the Golden Banana.. 833 00:57:41,365 --> 00:57:45,201 Oh, Lord, I just remembered that bananas have already been done! 834 00:57:46,009 --> 00:57:49,902 Excuse me, can you do me a favor? I can't go because I'm in a double lane. 835 00:57:50,558 --> 00:57:53,736 "Smart" and "Minerva", do you mind? - No, no, why should I? 836 00:58:00,879 --> 00:58:04,145 I don't care for these big cars. Pieces of junk! 837 00:58:04,285 --> 00:58:08,212 It's your birthday present! I guess you're screwed! - Good Evening! 838 00:58:11,532 --> 00:58:16,111 For less than ten million, you can get ten animals: one male, nine females. 839 00:58:16,251 --> 00:58:19,525 The pregnancy lasts four months, not at all like us.. 840 00:58:19,665 --> 00:58:22,958 and in a year, 50 chinchillas. You realize 5 million! 841 00:58:23,098 --> 00:58:25,884 A year? I only have a month left. What do you mean? 842 00:58:26,024 --> 00:58:28,864 Well, you didn't say.. Let's think. 843 00:58:33,251 --> 00:58:36,173 Say, you know about a 100 or 200 people, don't you? 844 00:58:36,313 --> 00:58:38,000 Well, I think so. Why? 845 00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:42,425 Then it is done. Send everybody a registered letter, COD for five lire. 846 00:58:42,565 --> 00:58:46,518 They'll be curious and want to know who sent it. They'll open it. 847 00:58:46,658 --> 00:58:49,521 They pay out, open them and what do they find inside? 848 00:58:49,661 --> 00:58:52,201 They find a note from you with these words: 849 00:58:52,341 --> 00:58:56,045 "Dear friend, this is a hard time for me. My turn next time!" 850 00:58:56,527 --> 00:58:59,198 And so I find myself with 100 enemies all of a sudden! 851 00:58:59,338 --> 00:59:03,594 So many cabbages want the dough and the gratitude of the burned. 852 00:59:03,734 --> 00:59:09,230 In this world, you can't have it all. You can't have your cake and eat it too! 853 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:13,090 Of course.. - Hey, do me a favor? 854 00:59:13,230 --> 00:59:18,355 Would you buy me a paper? "The Country Tonight"? Mind? - No, that's fine. 855 00:59:18,495 --> 00:59:21,893 Can you? - But you have change from the cigarettes I got before. 856 00:59:22,033 --> 00:59:25,460 That's true. OK, it can't hurt, get me change for this one too. 857 00:59:42,971 --> 00:59:47,251 You go and get about 20 mutts. They have so many that they'll give them freely. 858 00:59:47,391 --> 00:59:50,119 Wash them, give them a pedigree and sell them as purebreds. 859 00:59:50,247 --> 00:59:53,247 You'll realize a pretty penny. - What use is that to me? 860 00:59:53,387 --> 00:59:57,909 Oh, right! A single million is no good, you need five. Let's see, see, see! 861 00:59:58,955 --> 01:00:01,439 You have a medical friend, right? - Yes, so? 862 01:00:01,579 --> 01:00:04,116 Good. Have him make you a nice certificate.. 863 01:00:04,256 --> 01:00:09,270 and turn to the papers, charities, the Vatican and all those with a good heart. 864 01:00:09,410 --> 01:00:13,574 "I, the undersigned, suffering a deadly tumor.." - Realize a year in jail! 865 01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:15,460 Maybe I didn't explain it well, 866 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:19,000 but I need your help for a loan, not to be on the police blotter! 867 01:00:19,331 --> 01:00:22,835 Police Blotter? Cerioni, who is going to give you five million? 868 01:00:22,975 --> 01:00:25,179 Excuse me, is your name Gianni Agnelli? - No! 869 01:00:25,319 --> 01:00:29,593 Be realistic. You have to juggle! It's not easy today to find the dough! 870 01:00:29,733 --> 01:00:32,806 And how did you do it? With dogs and registered letters? 871 01:00:33,682 --> 01:00:37,285 Cesaretto does everything, he doesn't turn up his nose. 872 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:40,422 Now, for example, I juggle with facsimiles of Dante Alighieri. 873 01:00:40,562 --> 01:00:45,099 If you want, I can cut you in. - Facsimiles of Dante Alighieri? 874 01:00:47,822 --> 01:00:49,586 What are they? - These here! 875 01:00:50,791 --> 01:00:53,519 The tens! It's easy, you saw! 876 01:00:53,659 --> 01:00:55,809 You got rid of two in little time. 877 01:00:55,949 --> 01:00:58,403 Why, were they counterfeit? - Of course! 878 01:00:58,527 --> 01:01:02,277 But you're .. a reckless criminal, I'll report you! 879 01:01:02,417 --> 01:01:06,853 Fine, they'll put us in the same cell. It'll be fun, I know a lot of jokes! 880 01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:11,974 What are you doing? - Watch! If blondie comes here, I'll give him three bills! 881 01:01:12,114 --> 01:01:15,108 I believe it, seeing what it cost you! Come on, get me a taxi! 882 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,044 Aren't you sophisticated! - In the meantime, grab that nice fine! 883 01:01:19,184 --> 01:01:22,319 Good day! The first time I would've let you go, but you insist.. 884 01:01:22,459 --> 01:01:25,317 Look, it was me with the elbow without knowing it.. 885 01:01:25,457 --> 01:01:31,092 Let it be! He's doing his duty. I'm one of those who when they mess up, pay up! 886 01:01:31,444 --> 01:01:32,664 For principle. 887 01:01:34,159 --> 01:01:37,573 We're good? - Yes. - No, I've got change, don't worry about it! 888 01:01:37,713 --> 01:01:41,696 No, no! They always can make change, isn't that right? - Yes. 889 01:01:42,555 --> 01:01:44,638 Where are you going? - No, no! 890 01:01:47,589 --> 01:01:50,441 Bye, right? It'll have to be another time, Thanks! 891 01:01:50,567 --> 01:01:54,435 Wait, where are you going? - I'm not interested. You are crazy! 892 01:02:00,610 --> 01:02:04,113 You see, doc, ours is a fun club just for friends. 893 01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:08,195 I see. - But there are rules that we must respect. - Of course. 894 01:02:08,335 --> 01:02:11,526 For example, the maximum loan is 500,000 lire. 895 01:02:11,647 --> 01:02:16,834 OK, agreed! - Then you return the money. - At a rate of 20 a week or all at once. 896 01:02:16,974 --> 01:02:21,473 All at once is more practical. - It's guaranteed by Romanelli. He's a member. 897 01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:24,925 He guarantees? - Excuse me, we don't know you yet. 898 01:02:25,047 --> 01:02:27,959 But, if he doesn't pay it back, you'll have to do it. 899 01:02:28,087 --> 01:02:33,010 Yes, otherwise it's like Pecetta, remember? He wound up paying it all. 900 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:38,566 Do you trust him? - Don't worry over it, I trust him! - Thanks! Are we good then? 901 01:02:38,706 --> 01:02:43,205 Sign here! - You're on the level, right? - Yes! - Else, I'll get no rest at home! 902 01:02:43,401 --> 01:02:48,361 You'll get rest, don't worry! - Name? - Cerioni, Giulio. We said 500,000. 903 01:02:48,487 --> 01:02:53,059 Here it is, very good! - Guaranteed by Romanelli. - Guaranteed by him, good! 904 01:02:53,199 --> 01:02:56,999 Saturnino! Bring the bill to the doctor, 5 liters. 905 01:02:57,127 --> 01:03:01,473 What five, we only had three? - We'll have the other two now. - OK, Saturnino! 906 01:03:01,613 --> 01:03:05,868 Doc, excuse me if I may, I don't want to bud into your business.. 907 01:03:06,008 --> 01:03:09,615 but why do you need the money? - Business.. a huge deal.. 908 01:03:09,755 --> 01:03:12,884 Land speculation, like Aga Khan, get it? 909 01:03:13,024 --> 01:03:14,406 Fresh from the cave! 910 01:03:14,546 --> 01:03:17,969 Poor Romanelli.. as you see, ugly.. 911 01:03:18,109 --> 01:03:23,281 Good health! Thanks to all! We'll meet again to settle. Thanks Romanelli! 912 01:03:23,421 --> 01:03:27,637 You too doc! - Here, drink! When are we having this meal? 913 01:03:27,767 --> 01:03:29,994 Cheers! - Cheers! 914 01:03:32,087 --> 01:03:33,918 One, two, three, four.. 915 01:03:34,829 --> 01:03:36,443 Yes, all right! 916 01:03:37,202 --> 01:03:40,275 Romanelli, you're not my usher, you are my master, 917 01:03:40,415 --> 01:03:42,886 more than that, you're a fr.. a friend! 918 01:03:43,026 --> 01:03:48,653 A friend because you did these things for me.. - I know, but I must go home! 919 01:03:48,793 --> 01:03:54,725 Don't be polite, call me Giulio! - OK, Giulio, but try not to wake up my wife! 920 01:03:54,865 --> 01:03:57,788 Ok, time to go beddy-bye, but one of these.. 921 01:03:57,928 --> 01:04:00,735 of these days, I'll call you and we'll have dinner. 922 01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:04,020 Okay, we'll talk at the office, see ya! - Bye, Romanelli! 923 01:04:04,647 --> 01:04:06,108 You are a friend.. 924 01:04:06,933 --> 01:04:08,472 like a brother you are! 925 01:04:08,971 --> 01:04:12,569 I'm just like an only child. I had a sister but she won't talk to me. 926 01:04:13,501 --> 01:04:14,882 Great.. 927 01:04:16,438 --> 01:04:17,876 The money! 928 01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:20,882 Ah.. here you are, my precious.. 929 01:04:23,321 --> 01:04:26,286 What are you doing? What noise to make at this hour! 930 01:04:27,181 --> 01:04:29,121 I'll put you in you're place! 931 01:04:29,410 --> 01:04:31,439 Rude! Rude! 932 01:04:31,863 --> 01:04:34,528 Hello, who is this? .. Who are you? 933 01:04:35,591 --> 01:04:37,075 No, I'm not coming! 934 01:04:37,631 --> 01:04:39,610 Because I live on the other side.. 935 01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:43,596 and then why should I come to you? Do I know you? Leave me alone! 936 01:04:43,736 --> 01:04:46,401 What? Speak louder, I can't hear you. 937 01:04:46,791 --> 01:04:51,638 What? No, let me go! Let me go home where my wife is waiting for me! 938 01:04:51,979 --> 01:04:56,484 Lord, do you know where you're going? Then walk, it'll be good for you. 939 01:04:56,729 --> 01:04:59,701 Take a walk. Bye! Let me.. let me go! 940 01:05:00,145 --> 01:05:04,598 Go to sleep, tomorrow I'll get you. Now sleep, it'll do you good. Go away! 941 01:05:05,601 --> 01:05:07,009 Rude! 942 01:05:09,753 --> 01:05:10,973 It's broken. 943 01:05:26,556 --> 01:05:28,364 The wheel is over there. 944 01:05:37,413 --> 01:05:42,412 Excuse me, if I don't know him! OK, my number was given to Alfredo, but.. 945 01:05:43,032 --> 01:05:46,484 who is this Alfredo? I don't even know him! 946 01:05:49,170 --> 01:05:50,920 Please! To do what? 947 01:05:51,352 --> 01:05:54,365 Who cares! So everybody says so? So what! 948 01:05:54,929 --> 01:05:58,671 I can't tell you right now on the phone! - What are you reading? 949 01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:01,656 "The Short Happy Life" by Francis Macomber. 950 01:06:01,796 --> 01:06:05,378 Why not long as well as happy? What did this Macomber want? 951 01:06:05,518 --> 01:06:09,801 And are you unhappy? - Me! Please! I lack nothing and have everything! 952 01:06:09,941 --> 01:06:14,655 An educated wife, a nice house, good friends, TV, a busy phone! 953 01:06:14,795 --> 01:06:16,363 I'll cut the line! 954 01:06:16,503 --> 01:06:18,320 What car do you have? 955 01:06:18,460 --> 01:06:21,115 Let's hear it.. a Jaguar! 956 01:06:21,985 --> 01:06:23,799 Oh, well, never heard of it! 957 01:06:25,322 --> 01:06:27,995 OK, just because they're in a rush here. 958 01:06:28,413 --> 01:06:32,110 Look, we'll meet here tomorrow at 8:30 downstairs. 959 01:06:32,304 --> 01:06:35,708 So you can tell me that thing you should have said on the phone! 960 01:06:35,848 --> 01:06:37,347 Bye! Bye! 961 01:06:39,168 --> 01:06:40,880 Oh, he was so insistent! 962 01:06:41,516 --> 01:06:43,803 Yes, but.. you made him talk, right? 963 01:06:45,789 --> 01:06:47,747 Go my daughter, we'll meet again! 964 01:06:47,887 --> 01:06:49,712 How many nice knots, you made! 965 01:06:50,282 --> 01:06:53,323 Did you hear that? My maid's beau drives a Jaguar. 966 01:06:53,961 --> 01:06:56,564 Ma'am, I need to have tomorrow off instead of Thursday. 967 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:59,110 Sunday, you mean. Tomorrow is Saturday. 968 01:06:59,250 --> 01:07:01,826 No, Thursday! On Sunday, I have an engagement. 969 01:07:02,384 --> 01:07:05,277 That's fine.. it's all the same to me. 970 01:07:05,978 --> 01:07:08,418 I have an engagement on Thursday as well, 971 01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:12,237 but we'll see if I can stay another Sunday. - Ah, fine.. thank you! 972 01:07:12,377 --> 01:07:15,958 Yes, it's about the matter from the other day. Is there any news? 973 01:07:16,813 --> 01:07:18,884 No, it's urgent, understand? 974 01:07:19,660 --> 01:07:22,676 No, no.. no, no.. but no! You're making a mistake! 975 01:07:23,170 --> 01:07:25,927 No! Excuse me, can I talk for a second? 976 01:07:26,067 --> 01:07:27,688 I'm not like that! 977 01:07:29,010 --> 01:07:32,452 I just asked her for a loan! That doesn't give her the right.. 978 01:07:33,334 --> 01:07:35,518 Please, what setting up? No! 979 01:07:36,959 --> 01:07:38,792 Look here, you're the beggar! 980 01:07:39,048 --> 01:07:42,654 Got that? Don't you dare.. Hello? Hello? 981 01:07:51,678 --> 01:07:55,175 Hello, what did you say? Oh, the line was cut off.. 982 01:07:55,507 --> 01:07:59,640 Yes, that's fine. Let me make a note and I'll see what can be done.. yes. 983 01:08:00,647 --> 01:08:03,291 Not at all, I figured.. Goodbye! 984 01:08:07,281 --> 01:08:10,672 # Watch me swing, watch me swing.. # 985 01:08:11,112 --> 01:08:13,942 So, what are we doing tonight? - Don't you have to go out? 986 01:08:14,082 --> 01:08:18,155 Nah, I'll stay at home with my blessed wife. Me, her and Macomber! 987 01:08:19,882 --> 01:08:21,771 Everything OK with that call? 988 01:08:22,315 --> 01:08:25,884 He was a nuisance, he wanted a favor. But I sent him you know where. 989 01:08:26,141 --> 01:08:27,641 You've done well.. 990 01:09:06,969 --> 01:09:09,290 I owe you my life, Giulio! 991 01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:21,365 Life? 992 01:09:22,103 --> 01:09:23,479 Exaggerations! 993 01:09:29,577 --> 01:09:30,876 I'm serious. 994 01:09:33,312 --> 01:09:35,133 When you called me.. 995 01:09:35,977 --> 01:09:38,163 I was about to kill myself, you know? 996 01:09:38,303 --> 01:09:41,511 Kill yourself? Not even as a joke, say such a thing! 997 01:09:41,651 --> 01:09:45,083 Everything is smiling on you: life, riches.. 998 01:09:45,806 --> 01:09:48,033 Life is sacred, don't forget. Sacred. 999 01:09:48,173 --> 01:09:50,095 Yes, Giulio.. but.. 1000 01:09:51,034 --> 01:09:55,325 I just had a terrible experience! Yeah, what? 1001 01:09:56,502 --> 01:09:58,185 I don't want to talk about it! 1002 01:09:58,325 --> 01:10:03,482 Why, don't you trust me? You should after I have proven my friendship so. 1003 01:10:05,095 --> 01:10:06,058 Well! 1004 01:10:06,977 --> 01:10:09,691 What is it? A man? - Yes. 1005 01:10:10,953 --> 01:10:12,316 So what? And? 1006 01:10:13,662 --> 01:10:17,090 I gave him.. all of myself, but.. 1007 01:10:18,544 --> 01:10:20,366 It was not enough! 1008 01:10:21,322 --> 01:10:22,881 You understood.. 1009 01:10:24,175 --> 01:10:25,164 Huh? 1010 01:10:26,158 --> 01:10:28,886 And do you know what he dared to do? - What? 1011 01:10:31,553 --> 01:10:33,239 He asked me for.. 1012 01:10:33,796 --> 01:10:35,251 Money! - No! 1013 01:10:35,701 --> 01:10:37,108 What a rascal! 1014 01:10:37,443 --> 01:10:40,565 Me! - Huh? - Do you know what I did? 1015 01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:45,444 Well.. you gave it to him, right? 1016 01:10:45,663 --> 01:10:47,719 No. No! - Me? 1017 01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:51,202 I pay a man? 1018 01:10:54,444 --> 01:10:59,554 I rather die than do such a thing! - Of course. 1019 01:10:59,944 --> 01:11:01,960 But you know.. in certain cases.. 1020 01:11:02,365 --> 01:11:06,757 It could humiliate him, you think? - No, never! - No! 1021 01:11:08,152 --> 01:11:13,316 No.. I don't want to end up like a certain friend of mine.. 1022 01:11:13,691 --> 01:11:15,349 that.. - What did she do? 1023 01:11:15,489 --> 01:11:21,165 gave an apartment to the lifeguard she met. 1024 01:11:24,834 --> 01:11:26,185 How shameful! 1025 01:11:29,526 --> 01:11:30,889 How shameful! 1026 01:11:38,104 --> 01:11:41,188 And who is this friend of yours? Where does she live? 1027 01:11:43,311 --> 01:11:46,200 She's a sadist, poor thing! 1028 01:11:46,533 --> 01:11:48,240 She's sick.. 1029 01:11:49,049 --> 01:11:52,176 She also likes to be beaten. 1030 01:11:52,316 --> 01:11:55,081 and always has some bruises. 1031 01:11:55,221 --> 01:11:59,527 Maybe she's not sadistic and they came to blows until he got the apartment. 1032 01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:03,165 But I punished him, before committing suicide, 1033 01:12:03,305 --> 01:12:08,561 I phoned the wife of that thing and I told her everything! 1034 01:12:10,476 --> 01:12:13,287 So, was that nice? - And what about him? 1035 01:12:13,485 --> 01:12:17,800 He who came here to ask me for money! 1036 01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:21,318 You know what they call those kinds of men? 1037 01:12:21,555 --> 01:12:25,347 Yeah, I get it! But you should've told me. I would've acted differently. 1038 01:12:26,358 --> 01:12:27,681 Giulio! 1039 01:12:28,673 --> 01:12:31,486 Are you jealous with me? - Huh? 1040 01:12:32,362 --> 01:12:34,723 Are you jealous with my past? 1041 01:12:35,162 --> 01:12:38,797 Ah! Yes, yes.. maybe that's the reason.. 1042 01:12:39,985 --> 01:12:44,026 Bye, Countess! - Giulio! Giulio! - Goodbye. 1043 01:12:44,166 --> 01:12:50,752 Have a nice trip, little Countess! - Wait, Giulio wait! Why good-bye? Giulio! 1044 01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:58,686 Did you see how they served you? You know, I knew it would happen. 1045 01:12:58,884 --> 01:13:01,556 You were wrong to feel ashamed that other time. 1046 01:13:01,946 --> 01:13:06,755 Lallo Bertini never holds back his hand when he can help someone in trouble. 1047 01:13:06,895 --> 01:13:11,249 But I can't give you two million. Miss, on the cash outlay, put one million. 1048 01:13:11,389 --> 01:13:14,275 Look, they were for two. - Lent on your word! 1049 01:13:15,504 --> 01:13:19,716 See? No bills, nothing received, we trust each other. 1050 01:13:20,676 --> 01:13:21,956 Thank goodness! 1051 01:13:22,264 --> 01:13:26,116 Here it is.. A million at the order of comrade Giulio Cerioni. 1052 01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:29,720 Excuse me.. 1053 01:13:30,944 --> 01:13:33,776 Why did you write comrade? - Well.. 1054 01:13:34,197 --> 01:13:38,383 I can do a favor for one of ours, but never to our enemies, am I clear? 1055 01:13:38,523 --> 01:13:40,492 Fine, but.. there was no need. 1056 01:13:40,711 --> 01:13:42,764 No? You I know how I feel. 1057 01:13:42,904 --> 01:13:46,327 You come to ask me for money is a sign that you think like me, or no? 1058 01:13:46,467 --> 01:13:48,240 No, no, no.. I.. 1059 01:13:49,303 --> 01:13:52,487 Yes, deep down.. a certain sympathy.. 1060 01:13:53,538 --> 01:13:54,756 exists. 1061 01:13:55,196 --> 01:13:56,147 Good! 1062 01:14:07,382 --> 01:14:08,339 Bye! 1063 01:14:32,687 --> 01:14:38,004 Dr. Cerioni, always late! - Always too early, just wait and see! 1064 01:14:45,043 --> 01:14:46,069 Fioretti? 1065 01:14:46,301 --> 01:14:50,405 Did you sign in for me? - Yes, but.. - Don't whine! I'll get you some coffee! 1066 01:14:52,845 --> 01:14:55,521 Oh, nice! - Sir! - Charge it to Fioretti! 1067 01:14:55,661 --> 01:14:57,802 Have him give you a 100 lire tip too! 1068 01:14:59,378 --> 01:15:02,836 Nice! Where did you get the chicory? - The cemetery. - Good! 1069 01:15:03,387 --> 01:15:06,684 Ezio, give Rizzuto a hand, he can't find the project. 1070 01:15:06,807 --> 01:15:09,284 You have a letter on the table. It's urgent. 1071 01:15:18,498 --> 01:15:23,516 What? I've been here for eight years and now they want send me supplies? 1072 01:15:26,238 --> 01:15:29,160 You'll like it there, you'll see. It'll be less work. 1073 01:15:29,512 --> 01:15:32,234 You'll have more freedom. - More freedom? 1074 01:15:32,941 --> 01:15:36,294 But what.. what do you mean, please? I like working with you. 1075 01:15:36,434 --> 01:15:39,643 If that were true, you would have behaved differently. 1076 01:15:40,687 --> 01:15:42,264 Differently? How? 1077 01:15:43,365 --> 01:15:44,936 Like a decent person! 1078 01:15:47,916 --> 01:15:52,702 In the 20 years I've been here, I've had 100 chances to play your kind of games. 1079 01:15:53,103 --> 01:15:56,349 I would certainly be now what you'll be in a few years: 1080 01:15:56,489 --> 01:15:59,804 A rich man, a successful man. Isn't that what one would say? 1081 01:16:01,551 --> 01:16:03,365 Do you know what held me back? 1082 01:16:03,505 --> 01:16:06,748 Only the fear of having to lower my eyes before another. 1083 01:16:20,851 --> 01:16:22,928 I see we're back in kindergarten. 1084 01:16:23,435 --> 01:16:26,599 Engineer, do I meddle in your affairs? No? Well then! 1085 01:16:26,739 --> 01:16:28,724 That's what I should've said. 1086 01:16:29,226 --> 01:16:31,385 But, I always think of it too late. 1087 01:16:31,606 --> 01:16:35,216 Lower my eyes! He's as tall as a table! If I didn't, I'd never see him! 1088 01:16:35,356 --> 01:16:38,269 What? I know I behaved badly, but did I hurt anybody? 1089 01:16:38,409 --> 01:16:42,814 Office secrets, Engineer? Like, I give a damn! Do you expect on 130,000.. 1090 01:16:43,609 --> 01:16:45,558 What do you want? Go work! Go on! 1091 01:16:48,110 --> 01:16:52,016 Respect office secrets! But I'm out of here! 1092 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:54,155 Forget the transfer, I'm done! 1093 01:16:54,593 --> 01:16:58,686 I need the money, so fire me, give me the severance, and I'll thank you! 1094 01:16:58,826 --> 01:17:00,507 Engineer, I'm moving. OK? 1095 01:17:00,705 --> 01:17:03,451 Here's someone who has always respected secrets. 1096 01:17:03,689 --> 01:17:04,828 Magnasconi! 1097 01:17:06,095 --> 01:17:07,428 What are you doing? 1098 01:17:07,568 --> 01:17:11,163 Don't you see, you're about to drop dead? Steal! Steal while you can! 1099 01:17:14,496 --> 01:17:17,399 At least you'll have the satisfaction of dying dishonestly. 1100 01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:26,645 According to him, I think like a little bourgeois. 1101 01:17:27,043 --> 01:17:28,150 I admit it.. 1102 01:17:29,026 --> 01:17:32,976 But, I said, keep the job. It's always a security, I think. 1103 01:17:33,745 --> 01:17:36,169 And then everybody esteemed him, loved him. 1104 01:17:36,309 --> 01:17:39,729 The Engineer Spanetta, when he found out, almost cried! 1105 01:17:40,557 --> 01:17:44,925 Well then, if things don't work out, he can always go back to work. 1106 01:17:45,767 --> 01:17:48,565 No.. you don't know him, how proud he is.. 1107 01:17:49,029 --> 01:17:50,724 or at least.. he was. 1108 01:17:53,162 --> 01:17:55,395 No! Sergio, are you crazy ? 1109 01:18:01,985 --> 01:18:05,232 You know, the consul asked me if we talked again of Arequipa. 1110 01:18:05,372 --> 01:18:08,201 I think that at times, at certain times.. 1111 01:18:08,654 --> 01:18:10,360 a trip would be nice. 1112 01:18:11,048 --> 01:18:16,590 At first, I refused leaving my husband, now it would be like leaving a sick man. 1113 01:18:16,837 --> 01:18:17,838 Take it! 1114 01:18:18,407 --> 01:18:22,712 Take it! This is from your uncle, the big stinker! - OK, OK.. 1115 01:18:22,852 --> 01:18:27,026 One that sends a fake as a wedding present? Who does that? 1116 01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:30,665 Only one who doesn't know pictures. - Lauretta, are you kidding? 1117 01:18:30,805 --> 01:18:33,343 You can see a mile off that it's a fake. Just look! 1118 01:18:33,483 --> 01:18:36,795 I don't agree, because it was in the bedroom rather than a mile off. 1119 01:18:36,935 --> 01:18:39,812 In your opinion, does this look like a foot of Guttuso's? 1120 01:18:39,952 --> 01:18:42,727 Well! I don't know him, so I'm not sure if he has feet. 1121 01:18:42,847 --> 01:18:46,853 Oh, Sergio, I'll kill.. even you joke.. - Well, excuse me! 1122 01:18:46,993 --> 01:18:49,886 Of course, because you're an idiot, excuse me! Let me speak! 1123 01:18:50,145 --> 01:18:53,239 I'm here in deep shit and you're fooling around! 1124 01:18:54,384 --> 01:18:56,611 Did we need to come to the beach today? 1125 01:18:56,855 --> 01:18:59,587 I had to drive 20 miles at 15 mph. Incredible! 1126 01:18:59,727 --> 01:19:03,900 Because that piece of junk has problems with the carburetor. I'll throw it away! 1127 01:19:05,382 --> 01:19:07,518 It's chilly too. Nobody's here. 1128 01:19:07,658 --> 01:19:12,539 In Milan, they're still wearing coats, but you wanted to come here barelegged. 1129 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:16,571 Excuse me, can I help you? - No, why? 1130 01:19:16,711 --> 01:19:19,802 See the air, there's a lot of it. Move along! - If I want. 1131 01:19:21,203 --> 01:19:23,431 So, you're not leaving? - I don't think so! 1132 01:19:23,571 --> 01:19:25,524 Giulio, stop it! What are you doing? 1133 01:19:25,664 --> 01:19:27,757 Let me go! - Be polite and go. 1134 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:31,838 Tie him up, he's crazy! 1135 01:19:31,978 --> 01:19:34,556 See, he's right: crazy or drunk. He's right! 1136 01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:38,745 I'm ready to fight, and then comes this chump and holds me.. 1137 01:19:38,885 --> 01:19:41,403 apologizes, maybe winks at him too! 1138 01:19:43,246 --> 01:19:46,759 Stupid! - Look, if you feel like fighting, I'll call him back.. 1139 01:19:46,887 --> 01:19:49,355 and give him a hand, because I'm fed up! 1140 01:19:49,487 --> 01:19:51,885 Who will you give a hand? You can't even.. 1141 01:19:52,683 --> 01:19:56,316 Ah, Sergio, don't you remember how small you are? - Me? 1142 01:19:56,859 --> 01:19:59,768 Look at yourself, how small you've become, worse everyday. 1143 01:19:59,908 --> 01:20:04,662 Look Sergio, this isn't the place! Mind your own crap, you bored me enough! OK? 1144 01:20:04,802 --> 01:20:08,432 Giulio, enough! - Laura, don't.. it's better he goes. Come. 1145 01:20:09,676 --> 01:20:11,322 It's better that you go.. 1146 01:20:11,462 --> 01:20:14,657 As if I were going to be told what to do by an invertebrate! 1147 01:20:15,695 --> 01:20:18,876 And now what is that idiot doing? He's offended! 1148 01:20:19,975 --> 01:20:20,994 Go! Go! 1149 01:20:22,466 --> 01:20:23,542 Guttuso.. 1150 01:20:32,087 --> 01:20:33,520 What disgusting sand! 1151 01:20:39,112 --> 01:20:40,640 They call this a sun? 1152 01:20:43,094 --> 01:20:45,329 You can ask anything from people, anything! 1153 01:20:45,469 --> 01:20:48,860 Tips, wife, grandma in a wheelbarrow. Anything, except money! 1154 01:20:50,111 --> 01:20:52,945 But I'll do the same to them, one day! Goddammit! 1155 01:20:53,596 --> 01:20:57,482 The first one that asks me for a 1000, I'll give him a 1000 smacks to the head! 1156 01:20:57,607 --> 01:21:00,885 See if I don't.. "I'm hungry!" Who cares! 1157 01:21:01,025 --> 01:21:04,045 "At least some money for the bus!" No, walk! 1158 01:21:05,321 --> 01:21:07,336 "I have family!" Too bad for you! 1159 01:21:07,476 --> 01:21:12,760 "Medicine for my son!" What? Medicine? Suck it up! Go on the dole! 1160 01:21:13,466 --> 01:21:14,956 Yes, that's right. 1161 01:21:15,096 --> 01:21:19,132 What do you want? - The coffee.. Put it there then. Don't stare like a fool! 1162 01:21:20,986 --> 01:21:22,276 Goin'? 1163 01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:27,045 And yet.. this money has got to turn up! 1164 01:21:39,249 --> 01:21:40,244 Yes, yes.. 1165 01:21:42,778 --> 01:21:44,311 I'll sell this as well. 1166 01:21:45,027 --> 01:21:46,720 I'll get 250,000.. 1167 01:21:47,617 --> 01:21:50,236 With the severance pay will come 2,000,000. 1168 01:21:51,645 --> 01:21:53,286 5 million from the farm, 1169 01:21:55,648 --> 01:21:58,701 Lallo, a little bit from the "Monte" we're at 9 million. 1170 01:21:58,933 --> 01:22:00,759 I'm only short a million! 1171 01:22:03,909 --> 01:22:06,760 Why the looks? I thought I had already asked you. 1172 01:22:07,137 --> 01:22:10,835 You and Giancarlo are good friends? If he were my friend, I'd go. 1173 01:22:11,157 --> 01:22:14,384 But you know that he was such a jerk to you that night, that I couldn't. 1174 01:22:15,748 --> 01:22:19,719 If he were such a jerk to me, why do you want me to ask him for money? 1175 01:22:20,616 --> 01:22:24,576 What does it matter? It's just a loan. Then, what were you thinking? 1176 01:22:25,006 --> 01:22:27,514 I.. trust you and that's enough for me. 1177 01:22:28,566 --> 01:22:32,113 You should be pleased, it's a sign that I trust you, isn't it? 1178 01:22:37,893 --> 01:22:39,085 All the same! 1179 01:22:39,974 --> 01:22:42,676 You want equality, the same rights a a man, 1180 01:22:43,753 --> 01:22:47,063 but when it comes to helping your husband, not a chance, right? 1181 01:22:47,203 --> 01:22:48,577 You step back. 1182 01:22:49,907 --> 01:22:52,378 If it's too much to ask you to see him.. 1183 01:22:52,602 --> 01:22:55,817 and ask for a loan, fine! Don't be wishy-washy.. 1184 01:22:55,957 --> 01:22:57,231 What? What? 1185 01:22:57,646 --> 01:23:02,463 Not only do you want me to ask for it, but you want me to say that it's for me? 1186 01:23:02,688 --> 01:23:03,652 Of course! 1187 01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,458 If he knew I sent you, think how I'd look! - Look? 1188 01:23:08,744 --> 01:23:11,371 Keep going! Maybe you'll find the right word. 1189 01:23:11,511 --> 01:23:14,794 Laura, what do you want me to do? I'm almost at the end! 1190 01:23:14,934 --> 01:23:19,964 After so many humiliations, you couldn't imagine, I take the hit and forget it? 1191 01:23:20,777 --> 01:23:24,509 The five million? What I gave upfront, you think Arrosu will give it back? 1192 01:23:25,218 --> 01:23:26,602 And where do I go? 1193 01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:29,444 I'm already unemployed, what could I do? 1194 01:23:29,932 --> 01:23:31,552 What do you want me to do? 1195 01:23:32,184 --> 01:23:34,799 Do you think, I like asking you to do this? 1196 01:23:36,829 --> 01:23:38,280 Laura, listen.. 1197 01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:43,360 try to understand.. 1198 01:23:43,742 --> 01:23:45,203 I really need this! 1199 01:23:46,744 --> 01:23:48,202 She laid an egg! 1200 01:23:49,021 --> 01:23:49,991 Dad.. 1201 01:23:59,894 --> 01:24:02,572 It's inconvenient not knowing how to lie. 1202 01:24:02,712 --> 01:24:06,413 If I told you that they were for me and that he knew nothing about it.. 1203 01:24:06,553 --> 01:24:09,237 It would've been easier. - I wouldn't have believed it. 1204 01:24:09,377 --> 01:24:13,873 Women who tend to ask secretly, also tend to cheat secretly. 1205 01:24:14,123 --> 01:24:16,495 And you're not the type, unfortunately! 1206 01:24:20,451 --> 01:24:23,222 Giancarlo, what do you think of Giulio? 1207 01:24:23,362 --> 01:24:25,678 Nothing. What am I supposed to think? 1208 01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:29,042 I just hope that he's the type that pays back his loan! 1209 01:24:29,743 --> 01:24:33,363 You know I loathe you? - Yes, since that day at Terminillo. 1210 01:24:34,317 --> 01:24:36,470 No.. I loathe you more now. 1211 01:24:37,371 --> 01:24:39,484 Why couldn't you have been vulgar? 1212 01:24:39,624 --> 01:24:43,722 You didn't even ask me to come home with you. - We still have time. 1213 01:24:45,274 --> 01:24:49,098 At least, I would've thought I was asking money from a cad. 1214 01:24:49,492 --> 01:24:51,206 Think that, if you like. 1215 01:24:53,673 --> 01:24:55,719 Bye. - Bye. 1216 01:25:10,591 --> 01:25:13,202 But.. I thought you were kicking the habit? 1217 01:25:14,395 --> 01:25:15,722 What time is it? 1218 01:25:15,862 --> 01:25:19,424 It's about six.. six and a quarter. - About? 1219 01:25:19,564 --> 01:25:23,078 The house is full of clocks and you're telling time by eye! 1220 01:25:24,481 --> 01:25:25,520 But.. 1221 01:25:26,876 --> 01:25:28,156 Ten past six.. 1222 01:25:37,554 --> 01:25:41,137 Ma'am is not back yet? - No, not back yet. Why? 1223 01:25:41,277 --> 01:25:45,244 Nothing, I was just asking.. - Don't ask! Go! Come on! Get some air! 1224 01:25:45,384 --> 01:25:47,080 Clear out, come on! 1225 01:26:04,186 --> 01:26:05,338 Hi, Laura! 1226 01:26:25,625 --> 01:26:26,632 May I? 1227 01:26:32,304 --> 01:26:33,886 Maybe it's a fake? 1228 01:26:34,026 --> 01:26:36,773 With a guy like Giancarlo, you never know! 1229 01:26:37,921 --> 01:26:39,190 Joking aside.. 1230 01:26:39,660 --> 01:26:41,187 it was very nice. 1231 01:26:42,157 --> 01:26:44,522 Lauretta, you saved your husband, right? 1232 01:26:44,662 --> 01:26:46,768 If it wasn't for you, at this time.. 1233 01:26:47,431 --> 01:26:49,409 Don't worry, you won't look bad! 1234 01:26:49,549 --> 01:26:52,572 I'll pay him back first. I don't want to owe him anything! 1235 01:26:52,712 --> 01:26:56,139 Hey! By the way.. how did it go? 1236 01:26:56,577 --> 01:27:00,729 The most natural way in the world: he asked what I needed and cut the check. 1237 01:27:01,273 --> 01:27:04,646 There, see! You thought it was so complicated, instead.. 1238 01:27:05,671 --> 01:27:06,716 But anyway.. 1239 01:27:08,143 --> 01:27:09,413 How did you ask him? 1240 01:27:11,446 --> 01:27:13,040 Where did you see him? 1241 01:27:13,578 --> 01:27:15,386 Why do so many questions? 1242 01:27:15,738 --> 01:27:18,754 The check is yours. And that's what you wanted, right? 1243 01:27:18,894 --> 01:27:21,688 Don't answer me like that! It's too easy. 1244 01:27:22,283 --> 01:27:25,684 A little dignity, if you please, I think I have some too. 1245 01:27:26,432 --> 01:27:28,754 Sure, I care about the money.. 1246 01:27:28,894 --> 01:27:31,281 but above all, I care about you. 1247 01:27:31,636 --> 01:27:36,361 Laura, I sent you because I knew you could only behave like a friend. 1248 01:27:36,611 --> 01:27:38,481 And if didn't happen like that? 1249 01:27:38,621 --> 01:27:40,201 And if it didn't.. 1250 01:27:41,310 --> 01:27:44,002 Well.. I'd slap you silly! 1251 01:27:44,338 --> 01:27:46,484 That's what I'd do. - Oh! 1252 01:27:50,367 --> 01:27:52,851 Wouldn't you return the check? - Right.. 1253 01:27:53,943 --> 01:27:55,895 He disrespects my wife.. 1254 01:27:56,035 --> 01:27:59,749 and I send him back the money? What am I? Little Red Riding Hood? 1255 01:27:59,889 --> 01:28:00,865 Lauretta! 1256 01:28:02,930 --> 01:28:05,806 Come on, come here. You're kidding, right? 1257 01:28:06,289 --> 01:28:07,997 You know you're kidding. 1258 01:28:08,235 --> 01:28:11,617 But why do you want to fight now, when the trouble is over? 1259 01:28:14,390 --> 01:28:19,124 Don't worry, we're not fighting. But.. it's a difficult moment for both of us.. 1260 01:28:19,264 --> 01:28:23,242 and then only to avoid something irreparable happening between us.. 1261 01:28:24,461 --> 01:28:27,884 I'm going to accept that trip offered by the embassy. 1262 01:28:30,266 --> 01:28:33,496 What, without telling me? - But, I'm telling you now. 1263 01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:36,076 This is a joke! 1264 01:28:36,601 --> 01:28:40,488 But to walk away like that.. to America, hardly Frosinone! 1265 01:28:41,148 --> 01:28:43,040 It's only for a few months. 1266 01:28:43,356 --> 01:28:46,766 Maybe that'll be enough to get you back to who you were before. 1267 01:28:48,654 --> 01:28:50,406 That is a wretch. - No.. 1268 01:28:51,244 --> 01:28:53,961 Be calm, be happy for yourself and me.. 1269 01:28:54,676 --> 01:28:58,080 We'll write each other everyday, like when we were dating. 1270 01:29:00,968 --> 01:29:02,488 So, you're leaving me.. 1271 01:29:03,326 --> 01:29:06,048 No.. No, it's just.. 1272 01:29:06,717 --> 01:29:08,826 to not leave you, I need to go. 1273 01:29:13,127 --> 01:29:15,477 Up to now.. I never imagined.. 1274 01:29:15,617 --> 01:29:18,321 that another man could seem better than you. 1275 01:29:43,134 --> 01:29:44,010 Ma'am? 1276 01:29:44,510 --> 01:29:48,840 Ma'am, I wanted to tell you something, but I kept forgetting it. - What, Maria? 1277 01:29:48,980 --> 01:29:53,846 Nothing, I'm just a little pregnant. I heard it's good to go for walks daily. 1278 01:29:54,598 --> 01:29:55,693 Yes, yes. 1279 01:30:05,626 --> 01:30:08,829 Good evening, Doc! My respects. - Hi! 1280 01:30:09,793 --> 01:30:11,958 Where you've been hiding? 1281 01:30:12,098 --> 01:30:15,386 I phoned a ton of times. - Well, I've been very busy. 1282 01:30:15,824 --> 01:30:19,438 But you could show up, I have to stalk you like a girl! 1283 01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:23,125 Listen, this is yours. I sold the billiards table.. 1284 01:30:23,265 --> 01:30:27,276 Don't bother. - What do you mean? We bought it together, this is yours! 1285 01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,731 We can buy another or even two! 1286 01:30:29,871 --> 01:30:32,859 One with a cue and one Paris style. You'll see. 1287 01:30:34,095 --> 01:30:36,028 Let's go to our little bar. 1288 01:30:36,168 --> 01:30:38,836 No, it's already late. I can't, it's one am. 1289 01:30:38,976 --> 01:30:43,755 We used to go to five! It's only a sec by car and besides we have to toast! 1290 01:30:44,130 --> 01:30:47,298 Toast? - Yeah! - What for? - What for! 1291 01:30:48,049 --> 01:30:52,645 I've paid it all off! To the last penny. The land is now mine! 1292 01:30:53,045 --> 01:30:57,520 And look here, Costa Verde is offering me double, 20 million! 1293 01:30:58,471 --> 01:31:02,527 You see I was right? Now it's worth 20 million! - You're going to sell it? 1294 01:31:03,422 --> 01:31:07,603 There! That's for Costa Verde. Not even for 100 million! 1295 01:31:07,743 --> 01:31:10,060 Do you realize it's already doubled, 1296 01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:13,763 in a year when I divide up the lots, I can ask for what I please! 1297 01:31:13,887 --> 01:31:16,457 Look why don't you come with me next week? 1298 01:31:16,597 --> 01:31:19,789 No. - Now I'll have to go there to watch my interests. 1299 01:31:19,929 --> 01:31:24,134 Will you come? - No, I can't. Why not? I'll pay for the trip. 1300 01:31:24,334 --> 01:31:27,492 It's not that.. the job.. another time. 1301 01:31:29,278 --> 01:31:32,868 I understand.. I wanted to go with Laura, but.. 1302 01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:37,054 You know, now.. she's away. 1303 01:31:37,780 --> 01:31:42,401 Yes, a specialized business trip, but she'll be back in a few months! 1304 01:31:43,390 --> 01:31:46,114 And then we three will all go out together, right? 1305 01:31:46,254 --> 01:31:48,192 Rather four, you can bring Diana! 1306 01:31:48,332 --> 01:31:51,912 It's a rock, and you wouldn't think it was worth millions, would you? 1307 01:31:52,052 --> 01:31:53,326 Well, what is it? 1308 01:31:54,171 --> 01:31:58,515 If I'm boring you, tell me. You don't need to look at your watch. - I'm good. 1309 01:31:58,977 --> 01:32:01,238 You keep talking about money, 1310 01:32:02,091 --> 01:32:03,123 business. 1311 01:32:03,917 --> 01:32:05,926 And you don't give a damn, right? 1312 01:32:06,066 --> 01:32:08,873 I didn't say that. - But you think it. 1313 01:32:11,507 --> 01:32:13,997 You disapprove of everything I've done. 1314 01:32:14,763 --> 01:32:18,978 Is it my fault you're not ambitious? Shall I die starving just to please you! 1315 01:32:19,118 --> 01:32:20,367 Let's hear it! 1316 01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:24,709 Is this why you waited for me, to fight? 1317 01:32:26,519 --> 01:32:29,964 Come on, you think I want to fight with the only friend I have? 1318 01:32:30,705 --> 01:32:33,083 Now that you're rich, you'll have many. 1319 01:32:42,903 --> 01:32:46,318 Sergio, there was a moment where I was afraid, 1320 01:32:46,458 --> 01:32:49,337 because I was about to lose it all. But today, no! 1321 01:32:49,477 --> 01:32:51,802 Now, I feel like a lion. It's done, see? 1322 01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:55,571 Only money gives that courage! With money nothing can stop you! 1323 01:32:55,841 --> 01:32:57,105 Really, nothing! 1324 01:32:57,349 --> 01:33:01,002 Teller! I call the teller. "How much, Sir? 10 million? Here!" Get it? 1325 01:33:01,142 --> 01:33:03,895 Are you sick? You heal. Yes, the rich man heals. 1326 01:33:04,035 --> 01:33:07,762 "Doctor, please remove this little tumor, spare no expense now!" 1327 01:33:08,132 --> 01:33:10,101 There! All better! It's simple. 1328 01:33:10,646 --> 01:33:14,006 Somebody is being jerk, I throw them out! Can I not do this? 1329 01:33:14,146 --> 01:33:17,247 You'll see! "That one, that one and that one, I don't like. Out!" 1330 01:33:17,441 --> 01:33:20,805 "Yes, yes, yes.. out!" That's all it takes, Sergio! 1331 01:33:22,379 --> 01:33:24,419 What? She's chaste? Wait a sec! 1332 01:33:24,559 --> 01:33:29,384 "Lady, look at this blank check, please sign here." See, goodbye chastity! 1333 01:33:29,524 --> 01:33:31,277 Everybody! Everybody! 1334 01:33:31,417 --> 01:33:34,686 Damn you, I'll show you what Giulio Cerioni is capable of! 1335 01:33:34,893 --> 01:33:38,168 You can be sure that you'll never see me with this lemon again! 1336 01:33:38,549 --> 01:33:41,333 I'll show you! This.. is done! 1337 01:33:41,746 --> 01:33:43,717 What are you doing? - Doing? 1338 01:33:43,857 --> 01:33:45,857 There! That's what I'm doing! 1339 01:34:30,957 --> 01:34:32,315 Good evening, sir. 1340 01:34:33,448 --> 01:34:36,613 Whose cars are these outside? - Friends of the young lady. 1341 01:34:36,753 --> 01:34:39,601 Oh, I see. Put the car in the garage. 1342 01:35:03,291 --> 01:35:05,681 This is hardly the time to come home? 1343 01:35:06,426 --> 01:35:08,285 We have already had dinner. 1344 01:35:08,634 --> 01:35:11,156 Is it possible that you're always late? 1345 01:35:12,014 --> 01:35:14,611 Nice figure you make for our guests! 1346 01:35:14,751 --> 01:35:17,845 But is it necessary to have guests every night? 1347 01:35:17,967 --> 01:35:20,800 Why, would you like it to be just us? 1348 01:35:21,060 --> 01:35:24,080 Maybe, you're right. Guests are better. - Exactly! 1349 01:35:24,220 --> 01:35:28,079 And do you know who's here tonight? - Who? - Rita Pavone! 1350 01:35:29,723 --> 01:35:32,507 Yes. I also bet that she would sing tonight. 1351 01:35:32,647 --> 01:35:34,867 Well, let's hope that you lose, right? 1352 01:35:35,007 --> 01:35:39,758 Why? I never can understand anything you say. - No, come. I was joking. 1353 01:35:39,972 --> 01:35:43,390 Go in there, OK? Attend to the guests and I'll join you soon, OK? 1354 01:35:43,878 --> 01:35:46,078 Go, go, my love . - Guys! 1355 01:35:46,218 --> 01:35:50,322 Don't dance on the turf, you'll ruin it! There's plenty of room here.. 1356 01:37:12,367 --> 01:37:14,517 Great! - Go Rita! You're incredible! 1357 01:37:22,445 --> 01:37:27,761 # Like you, there's no one else, 1358 01:37:27,901 --> 01:37:32,305 You are the only one in the world. 1359 01:37:32,445 --> 01:37:35,617 Deep down in your eyes, I see.. 1360 01:37:35,757 --> 01:37:39,129 so much sadness! 1361 01:37:39,269 --> 01:37:43,355 Like you, there's no one else, 1362 01:37:43,702 --> 01:37:48,120 so shy and alone, 1363 01:37:48,260 --> 01:37:51,914 if you're afraid of the world, then remain.. 1364 01:37:52,054 --> 01:37:55,523 next to me. 1365 01:37:55,663 --> 01:37:59,344 Love, tell me, 1366 01:37:59,484 --> 01:38:03,233 what can I do for you? 1367 01:38:03,373 --> 01:38:06,451 Share your thoughts with me, 1368 01:38:06,591 --> 01:38:10,912 I want to help you, my love, my love! # 1369 01:38:45,589 --> 01:38:51,222 Subtitles by sineintegral. 118791