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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:40,575 The New Monsters 2 00:02:03,329 --> 00:02:06,765 Even though it's contaminated by the effluvium of the neighboring city... 3 00:02:06,866 --> 00:02:08,731 the air here is still pure 4 00:02:08,868 --> 00:02:11,166 It's still rosy, your Emminence 5 00:02:11,271 --> 00:02:14,672 �Oh, lavender! 6 00:02:16,743 --> 00:02:20,008 A sprig among the white clothes 7 00:02:20,113 --> 00:02:22,911 I still see my mother, preparing the armoires... 8 00:02:23,049 --> 00:02:28,851 while my brothers and I were under the giant fig tree 9 00:02:28,955 --> 00:02:31,947 eating the last of its fruit 10 00:02:32,091 --> 00:02:34,184 This fig tree seems to be cursed by our lord 11 00:02:34,294 --> 00:02:38,458 Maybe the pollution from the city is too nearby 12 00:02:38,565 --> 00:02:42,023 Very much so. Gaetano? Are things that grave? 13 00:02:42,135 --> 00:02:46,094 I fear so. It's Sunday too, everything is closed 14 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:47,969 I could call an ambulance 15 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:52,807 Arriving at the inaugartion in an ambulance doesn't strike me as dignified 16 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:55,140 So what can we do? 17 00:02:55,248 --> 00:02:57,682 - Clean it again - Yes, go 18 00:02:57,784 --> 00:03:00,981 With any luck it'll be a disgrace. The parish is nearby 19 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,519 Let's go 20 00:03:02,622 --> 00:03:04,419 They'll be happy to recieve it 21 00:03:09,095 --> 00:03:11,290 It's closed, let's try over there 22 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:15,224 THE MONKS 23 00:03:17,737 --> 00:03:21,503 MORE HOMES LESS CHURCHES 24 00:03:27,614 --> 00:03:30,583 - We've been waiting for months! - And the light? 25 00:03:30,683 --> 00:03:34,119 - I have no water in my home! - I have no gas in mine! 26 00:03:34,254 --> 00:03:35,846 Enough! Will you let me speak? 27 00:03:37,023 --> 00:03:38,957 Perhaps it would be better, your Emminence... 28 00:03:41,527 --> 00:03:45,861 I've complained a thousand times, I want a solution! 29 00:03:45,965 --> 00:03:47,762 Order, order! 30 00:03:48,268 --> 00:03:50,133 Order 31 00:03:50,803 --> 00:03:53,101 One at a time, democratically 32 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:55,566 Who has asked to speak? 33 00:03:55,675 --> 00:03:59,873 Let's all go to city hall and speak to Marcus Aurelius! 34 00:03:59,979 --> 00:04:02,379 The municipality isn't responsible 35 00:04:02,515 --> 00:04:03,880 Then who is? 36 00:04:04,017 --> 00:04:06,713 - They've deliberated - Who? 37 00:04:06,886 --> 00:04:09,684 - To be more precise, I propose to name... - Go on! 38 00:04:09,789 --> 00:04:12,519 Shut up for a bit, let me finish! 39 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:16,527 I propose to name a commission that will recieve... 40 00:04:16,629 --> 00:04:20,156 - Where, in the city? - Where else? 41 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:24,236 - It's always the same thing! - I want to speak! 42 00:04:24,971 --> 00:04:27,940 - I want to speak! - Mother, there's one on a red dress 43 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,906 Who is it? 44 00:04:30,777 --> 00:04:34,474 Hello Father. Forgive me sir. 45 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:38,141 I don't know what to call you. Excellence? Emminence? 46 00:04:39,185 --> 00:04:41,119 I don't know 47 00:04:43,189 --> 00:04:46,090 This is the community of the parish of St. Mathew 48 00:04:47,894 --> 00:04:50,419 To what do we owe the honor of this visit? 49 00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:52,293 What is your name, my son? 50 00:04:52,398 --> 00:04:54,423 I am Don Paolo Arnoldi. 51 00:04:55,368 --> 00:04:57,802 Oh, of course 52 00:04:57,904 --> 00:05:01,567 I've heard of you, friend Paolo 53 00:05:03,509 --> 00:05:05,807 May I sit among you? 54 00:05:05,912 --> 00:05:08,380 Franco! Take a seat 55 00:05:09,649 --> 00:05:11,514 Make yourself comfortable, please 56 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:18,681 Please 57 00:05:21,494 --> 00:05:23,758 Who has asked to speak? 58 00:05:23,896 --> 00:05:26,729 We hear you. Who wants to speak? 59 00:05:26,866 --> 00:05:29,892 You won't speak? Did he scare you? 60 00:05:30,036 --> 00:05:34,905 Me, scared? No one does anything because everything is in ruins 61 00:05:35,041 --> 00:05:36,906 What do you mean, ruins? It's all cement 62 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:39,706 - We want a solution! - Very well 63 00:05:39,812 --> 00:05:43,976 - We'll took it by force! - Yes, and the police will throw you out 64 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:47,210 - We could lose everything. - We'll lose more if we don't try 65 00:05:47,387 --> 00:05:51,153 - You never do anything! - Shut up fascist! 66 00:05:55,495 --> 00:05:56,655 It's been a year! 67 00:05:56,796 --> 00:06:00,288 A year I've been trying to get you to understand, to reason! 68 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:04,359 Seeing as how you can't agree on anything, we'll vote 69 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:07,268 - The priest has gotten angry - What are we voting on? 70 00:06:07,373 --> 00:06:09,568 You won't vote, your Emminence? 71 00:06:09,675 --> 00:06:12,371 No, I don't think it's appropriate 72 00:06:13,346 --> 00:06:16,838 What does his Emminence care? He washes his hands of it 73 00:06:16,949 --> 00:06:21,181 Did you see, your Emminence? These unfortunates have been abandoned by all 74 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,653 This is no man's land, and that's not the only problem 75 00:06:24,757 --> 00:06:26,884 You don't want to give your opinion? 76 00:06:28,127 --> 00:06:34,862 Of course. With true shame and profound agony, 77 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:37,936 I take the stand to speak to you all 78 00:06:38,071 --> 00:06:41,563 Shame, because I came to your community... 79 00:06:41,707 --> 00:06:45,871 due to a coincidental and everyday mechanical accident and not forced, 80 00:06:45,978 --> 00:06:49,641 as I should have been, by any religious feeling 81 00:06:49,782 --> 00:06:54,981 And the pain is real at seeing the total lack of well-being... 82 00:06:55,121 --> 00:06:57,487 in which you live out your everyday lives 83 00:06:57,623 --> 00:07:02,083 A lack in well-being that can turn in to violence.. 84 00:07:02,228 --> 00:07:06,460 The dumb, the useless, the stupid violence 85 00:07:06,566 --> 00:07:11,697 I've heard some of you, you in particular, I believe, say: 86 00:07:12,939 --> 00:07:15,066 "Let's go..." 87 00:07:15,842 --> 00:07:17,901 "Let's take over..." 88 00:07:18,244 --> 00:07:20,212 "Let's attack..." 89 00:07:22,615 --> 00:07:25,311 Look who's talking about violence! 90 00:07:25,485 --> 00:07:28,079 Yes, yes. I... No, no 91 00:07:28,221 --> 00:07:29,848 I exercised violence 92 00:07:29,989 --> 00:07:33,823 Did I changed your mind? 93 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,860 Did I convince you? No! 94 00:07:35,962 --> 00:07:40,592 I only increased your anger. Isn't that so friend? 95 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:44,659 So now? Go on. Go on children 96 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:48,297 Let's return you to your community 97 00:07:48,407 --> 00:07:51,604 ...which at the moment stands accused... - Son of a bitch 98 00:07:52,044 --> 00:07:55,104 ...of neglecting spiritual virtue in favor of, 99 00:07:55,214 --> 00:07:59,116 perhaps in an execissve manner, social matters, 100 00:07:59,285 --> 00:08:02,345 the betterment of your material conditions 101 00:08:02,488 --> 00:08:07,892 I don't accuse you, no. I don't accuse you. Although it's true... 102 00:08:07,994 --> 00:08:12,328 that the saints could elevate themselves even among misery 103 00:08:12,465 --> 00:08:15,764 I recall St. Francis, the beggar of Assisi, 104 00:08:15,868 --> 00:08:18,928 St. Benito and in thousands of heroes of the faith... 105 00:08:19,038 --> 00:08:25,034 who managed to get rid of everything, to be happy in poverty 106 00:08:25,144 --> 00:08:27,374 But they were saints 107 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:31,045 We aren't 108 00:08:31,217 --> 00:08:34,186 We're imperfect 109 00:08:34,954 --> 00:08:37,889 But how could you not be imperfect? 110 00:08:38,024 --> 00:08:43,223 You who follow a different sort of happiness, 111 00:08:43,362 --> 00:08:45,762 worldly happiness 112 00:08:45,865 --> 00:08:47,423 For us happiness is justice! 113 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:49,330 Yes, justice 114 00:08:49,569 --> 00:08:53,061 What are you doing? Get out! 115 00:08:53,539 --> 00:08:56,030 - Get out of here - Begone 116 00:08:56,142 --> 00:08:59,942 Justice, yes brothers, but, what justice? 117 00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:01,876 What sort of justice? 118 00:09:01,981 --> 00:09:05,644 The justice of a priest who doesn't feel the responsiblity... 119 00:09:05,818 --> 00:09:09,219 of wearing with dignity the holy vestements? 120 00:09:09,322 --> 00:09:12,519 No, the justice of god 121 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:16,459 - It isn't the vestements, your Emminence! - Shut up, let him speak 122 00:09:16,562 --> 00:09:19,895 Very well, Jesus said: 123 00:09:19,999 --> 00:09:24,163 "Blessed are those who hunger for justice 124 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:27,706 for they shall be satisfied." But he also said: 125 00:09:27,807 --> 00:09:31,800 "Blessed are the meek, because meekness... 126 00:09:32,011 --> 00:09:33,842 shall be turned into riches" 127 00:09:33,946 --> 00:09:36,312 - When did he say that? - He said it 128 00:09:36,415 --> 00:09:38,508 - Didn't you see Zefirelli's Jesus? - Yes, yes 129 00:09:38,651 --> 00:09:41,745 Let us read the Gospel, beloved children, 130 00:09:41,887 --> 00:09:45,152 and remeber Christ's words 131 00:09:45,258 --> 00:09:48,125 "Do not forge a treasure on earth... 132 00:09:48,227 --> 00:09:51,526 where thieves loot and pillage. 133 00:09:51,631 --> 00:09:54,327 Instead forge a treasure in heaven" 134 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:56,094 What a tongue he has! 135 00:09:56,202 --> 00:09:59,330 - They should make him pope. - They should. 136 00:10:00,072 --> 00:10:04,168 Today is a day of celebration. Perhaps not for you, 137 00:10:04,277 --> 00:10:08,771 but surely for me, because I am among you.. 138 00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:10,609 my beloved congregation 139 00:10:10,716 --> 00:10:14,880 And I want that this house of the Lord, 140 00:10:15,054 --> 00:10:19,320 which isn't a house of intrigues, or of frolic... 141 00:10:19,425 --> 00:10:23,828 be illuminated with light, like is done... 142 00:10:23,929 --> 00:10:27,023 in palaces on holidays 143 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:31,194 Light, then, all your lights! 144 00:10:31,304 --> 00:10:33,602 Illuminate your souls! 145 00:10:33,706 --> 00:10:35,970 - Let the light penetrate... - How beautiful! 146 00:10:36,075 --> 00:10:38,771 - It looks like Christmas - Yes, Christmas 147 00:10:38,878 --> 00:10:43,611 And all together, children, let us listen to the old and much loved... 148 00:10:43,716 --> 00:10:47,243 ringing of the bells for the glory of the Lord 149 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:49,945 Yes, very good, go on little one 150 00:10:53,092 --> 00:10:56,425 And let us express through the sound of this old organ... 151 00:10:56,529 --> 00:11:00,090 our feelings of faith, of charity, of hope... 152 00:11:00,199 --> 00:11:04,863 of meekness. Yes, and of obedience 153 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:09,668 And let us sing together, my flock, to the glory of the Lord 154 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:30,091 He will be proud! 155 00:11:38,537 --> 00:11:41,404 Your Emminece, Gaetano is there, we can leave 156 00:12:18,911 --> 00:12:21,471 Raise up your voices! 157 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:24,606 Let them reach the heavens! 158 00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:53,108 Yes, your grandmother. Yeah, go to hell. 159 00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:09,184 Yes, of course 160 00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:17,097 Wait a moment 161 00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:28,542 Hello, very kind of you 162 00:13:28,647 --> 00:13:30,410 - Where are you going? - To Bondano. 163 00:13:30,516 --> 00:13:33,144 What a pity, I'm taking a detour to Ponzelle first 164 00:13:33,285 --> 00:13:36,254 It's quite a ways away 165 00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:39,380 - You couldn't? - To Bondano? No, they're waiting for me 166 00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:42,688 Get on anyway. You'll gain some ground and then... 167 00:13:42,795 --> 00:13:45,320 we'll see. Go on, get in 168 00:13:49,869 --> 00:13:52,201 Very well, get comfortable 169 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:58,067 I like this, you know? Picking people up on the road 170 00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:00,974 Women, of course 171 00:14:01,947 --> 00:14:05,610 Because the presence of a woman in the car... 172 00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:08,413 always gives things a touch of joy. That's how it is 173 00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:11,288 It makes travelling easier too 174 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,453 Oh, these boys... 175 00:14:16,595 --> 00:14:19,996 How can they get in with the first one that comes by? 176 00:14:20,099 --> 00:14:22,897 They should have some caution. Don't they read the newspaper? 177 00:14:23,035 --> 00:14:26,801 I mean, sexual violence, rapes 178 00:14:26,906 --> 00:14:28,897 I could see you are a good person 179 00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:31,442 Thank you very much 180 00:14:31,677 --> 00:14:35,875 But I'm still a man 181 00:14:38,684 --> 00:14:43,246 I could even be your father, for example 182 00:14:43,556 --> 00:14:45,956 I hope this question isn't rude 183 00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:55,458 I have a daughter about your age 184 00:14:59,405 --> 00:15:01,464 What did you say your name was? 185 00:15:01,707 --> 00:15:03,368 I didn't say 186 00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:09,745 - Piera. - Piera? 187 00:15:09,848 --> 00:15:12,942 That's good, like my car 188 00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:15,019 Look here Piera. Piera! Look 189 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,054 That's the cars name? 190 00:15:17,156 --> 00:15:19,920 - You named your car? - No, let me explain 191 00:15:20,025 --> 00:15:23,927 I had a secretary for 12 years 192 00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:29,592 Truthfully, she was a bit more than a secretary 193 00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:33,203 How great for you! Was it romantic? 194 00:15:33,339 --> 00:15:37,503 Romantic, what do you think? I'm a sentimentalist above all things! 195 00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:39,634 This necklace is lovely! 196 00:15:40,112 --> 00:15:43,104 This is lovely too. What is it? 197 00:15:43,215 --> 00:15:46,184 What is this? Something typical? 198 00:15:51,023 --> 00:15:53,184 Look here young lady! 199 00:15:53,325 --> 00:15:56,317 Look, 99,979 kilometeters 200 00:15:56,462 --> 00:15:58,930 That means that in 21 kilometers... 201 00:15:59,031 --> 00:16:01,864 we'll be celebrating 100 thousand 202 00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:04,367 What a car young lady! 203 00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:10,336 I'll celebrate it alone, it's 10 until the detour 204 00:16:10,476 --> 00:16:13,138 Excuse me, but that's the price of the ride 205 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:18,545 If you ask for a ride, you should be ready to pay something 206 00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:23,212 I would be willing to take you, 207 00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:25,817 but only if there were... 208 00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:27,992 a valid reason 209 00:16:29,528 --> 00:16:31,325 Do you understand me? 210 00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:39,030 What do you do for a living? Are you a salesman? 211 00:16:39,138 --> 00:16:43,507 No, textiles. Fabrics. I work from home. 212 00:16:43,676 --> 00:16:46,110 I have a special way with the ladies 213 00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:49,908 Yes, because I am profoundly feminist 214 00:16:50,049 --> 00:16:53,485 Ah, it's what they call black jobs 215 00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:55,415 Holy Virgin, what an ugly expression 216 00:16:55,587 --> 00:16:58,750 Why black? Do you think I swindle people? 217 00:16:58,857 --> 00:17:03,089 Don't you know how many would be on the street without me? 218 00:17:03,529 --> 00:17:07,556 No one wants to work nowadays! That's the truth 219 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,657 Young people today don't have the will 220 00:17:09,768 --> 00:17:13,260 They just want to play guitar 221 00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:16,239 I work and my friends do too 222 00:17:16,341 --> 00:17:19,242 Very good, young people should work 223 00:17:19,378 --> 00:17:23,109 It's better than taking to the streets throwing bombs 224 00:17:23,882 --> 00:17:26,350 Do they do that for you? 225 00:17:26,685 --> 00:17:30,781 My child, don't you read the newspapers? 226 00:17:30,956 --> 00:17:35,290 Haven't you heard of the muggings, of people being kidnapped? 227 00:17:35,394 --> 00:17:39,888 The armed groups, the Red Brigade? 228 00:17:40,032 --> 00:17:44,264 It's enough to just open a single page, look 229 00:17:44,369 --> 00:17:47,338 What's written here? Here, for example 230 00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:51,273 Escape? Tell me, I can't see. What does it say? 231 00:17:52,311 --> 00:17:57,180 FAILED ESCAPE OF THREE DETAINEES 232 00:17:57,282 --> 00:18:00,274 Three detainees escape from the women's jail in Bovone. 233 00:18:00,452 --> 00:18:03,853 If women escape from jail nowadays too, we're ready 234 00:18:04,022 --> 00:18:06,354 You can't live in peace nowadays, that's what I say 235 00:18:07,159 --> 00:18:11,425 Bovone? Bovone is near here 236 00:18:12,097 --> 00:18:15,589 The prisoners had a gun, with which the youngest... 237 00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:19,467 ...gravely injured a guard - How horrible! 238 00:18:19,571 --> 00:18:25,567 They are Marica Svlatah, 39 years old. Assunta Scandapico, 36 years old... 239 00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:29,340 and Piera Puzzilo, 20 years old 240 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,006 Twenty years old! 241 00:18:35,387 --> 00:18:36,854 What did you say? 242 00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:41,357 - Piera? - Yes, Piera Puzzilo, that's me 243 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,189 - What are you doing? - Keep your foot on the pedal, 244 00:18:43,295 --> 00:18:45,320 don't hit the breaks, go on like nothing's happening 245 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:47,057 Like nothing's happening? Please! 246 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:50,602 200 meters ahead there's a sidestreet, turn there 247 00:18:50,702 --> 00:18:53,603 - What, are we in a movie? - Do what I say! 248 00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:55,104 Very well 249 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,267 - Take a right here - Alright, I understood 250 00:18:58,377 --> 00:19:01,471 - Keep going - Be kind, what do you want? 251 00:19:04,149 --> 00:19:06,879 - Stop here - What do you want? 252 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,592 - �Ah, look! - What's going on? 253 00:19:17,696 --> 00:19:20,460 A hundred thousand, exactly. A fated moment 254 00:19:20,566 --> 00:19:23,364 - Yes, this is fate - Let us rejoice 255 00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:26,569 No, I'm thankful. There's no shortage of beverages 256 00:19:26,672 --> 00:19:27,764 - Drink! - No, I don't drink 257 00:19:27,873 --> 00:19:29,306 - Drink! - I can't! 258 00:19:29,408 --> 00:19:32,104 - Drink! - My god! 259 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:45,956 Can you tell me why you escaped today? 260 00:19:48,193 --> 00:19:50,957 You should ask me why I was there in the first place 261 00:19:51,063 --> 00:19:54,760 - Why were you there? - It's written there 262 00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,501 I killed the director of a bank 263 00:19:57,603 --> 00:20:00,834 - My god! - This girl is a murderer 264 00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:03,970 Come on, let's get back on the road. Get it moving 265 00:20:13,986 --> 00:20:15,681 It looks like it won't run anymore 266 00:20:16,521 --> 00:20:21,618 - So now? - It's got dirt inside, it won't run 267 00:20:22,461 --> 00:20:25,191 - Open the hood - It's not my car 268 00:20:25,297 --> 00:20:27,094 Open the hood! 269 00:20:38,744 --> 00:20:40,644 Push there please 270 00:20:43,682 --> 00:20:45,411 Where is the hole? 271 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,746 - So? - I don't know where to push 272 00:20:57,029 --> 00:20:58,792 Imbecile! 273 00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:00,398 Imbecile! 274 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,836 No one taught you anything? Do you only know about women? 275 00:21:04,937 --> 00:21:06,871 Go find a rag! 276 00:21:51,616 --> 00:21:56,781 GREETINGS FROM FRIENDS 277 00:22:15,407 --> 00:22:18,433 - God bless you. - You too. 278 00:22:31,857 --> 00:22:34,792 - Until tomorrow - Have a nice day 279 00:22:51,109 --> 00:22:54,203 - Hello - Hello, Don Salvatore 280 00:22:54,346 --> 00:22:56,405 - Hello - Goodbye dear 281 00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:07,051 Don Salvatore! 282 00:23:07,626 --> 00:23:09,526 Greetings from friends 283 00:23:22,407 --> 00:23:24,932 Did he see you? Were your faces bare? 284 00:23:25,043 --> 00:23:26,169 Who shot him? 285 00:23:27,079 --> 00:23:31,015 They shot at me. When don't they! 286 00:23:36,955 --> 00:23:42,325 THE RESTAURANT! 287 00:23:59,444 --> 00:24:01,036 The bill please! 288 00:24:02,881 --> 00:24:06,612 So we have two servings of pasta, one of soup, 289 00:24:06,751 --> 00:24:11,450 two servings of cake, bread, half a bottle of wine... 290 00:24:11,556 --> 00:24:14,047 - Goodnight! - Goodnight architect 291 00:24:14,192 --> 00:24:17,958 - Do you have a place for eight? - For you, always. We'll put these together 292 00:24:18,063 --> 00:24:21,624 I come all the time, it's quaint but genuine 293 00:24:21,766 --> 00:24:25,862 You'll soon see. I tasted flavors I forgot even existed 294 00:24:25,971 --> 00:24:29,998 - There's no places like this anymore - It's marvellous, I like it 295 00:24:30,108 --> 00:24:33,908 I came with my friend Indro Montanelli the last time he was in Rome 296 00:24:34,012 --> 00:24:36,981 - With Indro? - He'll write an article 297 00:24:37,082 --> 00:24:39,175 He writes what he wants with that pen 298 00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:43,488 I'll go to New York next week for two days 299 00:24:44,356 --> 00:24:47,291 - Do you like my dog? - I have a headache... 300 00:24:47,425 --> 00:24:51,088 I'll take your order architect. What can we get you? 301 00:24:51,229 --> 00:24:53,891 Pork soup for everyone to start with 302 00:24:54,266 --> 00:24:55,995 Eight soups! 303 00:24:56,101 --> 00:24:57,762 - And the house wine! - How's the soup? 304 00:24:57,869 --> 00:25:00,997 A quite sophisticated broth, yet delicate 305 00:25:06,678 --> 00:25:11,809 Why don't you go to hell? Go to hell! 306 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:15,011 Cretin, if... 307 00:25:15,153 --> 00:25:17,246 if your mother wasn't dead... 308 00:25:18,723 --> 00:25:20,850 Why don't you go to hell 309 00:25:22,627 --> 00:25:26,188 - You'll like this octopus - Don't play with the food 310 00:25:26,531 --> 00:25:29,432 And you keep insisting! 311 00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:35,167 What did I do to you to treat me this way? 312 00:25:35,774 --> 00:25:37,674 You'll see 313 00:25:39,077 --> 00:25:40,738 But it will be possible 314 00:25:40,979 --> 00:25:43,607 You were offended by that? Go to hell 315 00:25:43,715 --> 00:25:46,980 You want a war? You'll get it 316 00:25:47,786 --> 00:25:50,653 Idiot. You're an idiot 317 00:25:51,523 --> 00:25:53,718 You're a cretin 318 00:26:00,165 --> 00:26:02,793 You'll soon see, you son of a bitch! 319 00:26:02,901 --> 00:26:04,493 Cretin! 320 00:26:05,036 --> 00:26:08,130 You'll see cretin. Come here 321 00:26:10,575 --> 00:26:14,170 - What are you doing? - Here you go. 322 00:26:14,312 --> 00:26:16,212 I'll teach you to bother me 323 00:26:16,348 --> 00:26:18,873 Understand? Stop bothering me 324 00:26:20,318 --> 00:26:22,286 Oh, my foot! 325 00:26:32,130 --> 00:26:34,064 - What's happening? - I don't know 326 00:26:34,199 --> 00:26:38,636 They mortar. They prepare spice like my mother 327 00:26:39,204 --> 00:26:41,001 I'll strangle you! 328 00:26:41,106 --> 00:26:42,471 You need exercise! 329 00:26:42,607 --> 00:26:44,404 I'll kill you once and for all! 330 00:26:51,716 --> 00:26:53,377 Go to hell 331 00:26:57,122 --> 00:26:59,488 I'll kill you this time 332 00:26:59,591 --> 00:27:02,082 I'll shove this up your ass 333 00:27:02,227 --> 00:27:05,663 I'll shove this in your mouth until it comes out your ass 334 00:27:05,797 --> 00:27:09,665 I'm not a faggot, go to hell 335 00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:13,294 Peace? 336 00:27:14,072 --> 00:27:15,664 Peace 337 00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:28,784 The turkey. They're killing the turkey right there 338 00:27:28,887 --> 00:27:30,514 They make everything fresh 339 00:27:30,655 --> 00:27:34,557 Do you wanna go on or not? You give up? You give up, huh? 340 00:27:39,431 --> 00:27:42,525 Alright, now get under the faucet 341 00:27:42,634 --> 00:27:44,727 Get under the faucet so I can clean you 342 00:27:45,003 --> 00:27:49,303 I'll teach you not to bother me 343 00:27:49,407 --> 00:27:52,865 You don't have the balls, I can beat ten like you 344 00:27:52,977 --> 00:27:57,539 I can't see! I tell you, I can't see! 345 00:27:57,882 --> 00:27:59,941 It's true, I can't see 346 00:28:00,318 --> 00:28:03,287 - Dry off with this - Thanks 347 00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:08,659 What did you give me bastard, ripe? Go to hell! 348 00:28:09,627 --> 00:28:11,652 You're starting this again? 349 00:28:13,932 --> 00:28:16,400 Eat shit! 350 00:28:34,352 --> 00:28:36,081 Idiot! 351 00:28:36,521 --> 00:28:39,046 Eat shit! 352 00:28:40,592 --> 00:28:42,389 Cretin! 353 00:28:55,707 --> 00:28:57,334 Look what you did 354 00:28:58,276 --> 00:29:00,574 At least put your wig back on 355 00:29:00,678 --> 00:29:02,612 Where is my wig? 356 00:29:02,714 --> 00:29:05,342 - Where is it? - It must be with the octopus. 357 00:29:05,483 --> 00:29:07,974 - Damn. - Where is the octopus? 358 00:29:09,521 --> 00:29:11,614 What did you order? 359 00:29:11,756 --> 00:29:13,747 Eight pork soups 360 00:29:17,128 --> 00:29:19,289 This is disgusting! 361 00:29:26,337 --> 00:29:28,305 Give me the plate 362 00:29:28,706 --> 00:29:30,333 What is this? 363 00:29:31,676 --> 00:29:36,875 It's all dirty. You really are bad 364 00:29:37,015 --> 00:29:39,677 - I'm bad - Yes 365 00:29:39,851 --> 00:29:43,981 - You're bad - No, you're the one that doesn't like me 366 00:29:44,122 --> 00:29:45,987 You know I like you 367 00:29:46,124 --> 00:29:48,854 If you liked me like I like you... 368 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,552 Go to hell 369 00:29:50,662 --> 00:29:52,459 Ah, because I don't like you 370 00:29:52,597 --> 00:29:55,498 You decide. Do I like him or does he like me? 371 00:29:55,633 --> 00:29:57,464 You should both eat shit 372 00:29:57,602 --> 00:30:01,834 - The clients are waiting... - We add the sauce... 373 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:04,067 Put it on better, damnit... 374 00:30:10,448 --> 00:30:12,780 - And? - What's going on? 375 00:30:12,951 --> 00:30:14,543 You're going like that? 376 00:30:20,592 --> 00:30:22,219 Here it is! 377 00:30:24,762 --> 00:30:26,957 At last! I'm as hungry as a wolf! 378 00:30:27,065 --> 00:30:29,158 It's exquisite! 379 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,198 I like it without cheese 380 00:30:32,303 --> 00:30:35,204 - Without cheese - Well, I think I'll come back 381 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:38,605 - It's expensive, but worth it - What is this? 382 00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:40,439 It must be a secret of the cooks 383 00:30:40,578 --> 00:30:42,136 - A delicacy - Exquisite 384 00:30:42,247 --> 00:30:46,377 - There's no more restaurants like this - They even add grapes 385 00:30:50,855 --> 00:30:52,755 What will the second course be? 386 00:30:54,025 --> 00:30:56,084 We have brazed octopus, 387 00:30:56,227 --> 00:30:57,854 intestine stew, 388 00:30:57,962 --> 00:31:01,022 pork stuffing, fried sausage... 389 00:31:01,165 --> 00:31:03,656 A fly. How could it have gotten in? 390 00:31:03,768 --> 00:31:09,263 And spinach ravioli with cream sauce 391 00:31:09,374 --> 00:31:14,004 We have everything, if we don't have it, we'll make it 392 00:31:17,682 --> 00:31:22,847 FIRST AID 393 00:31:24,155 --> 00:31:26,089 Come here dear 394 00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:34,020 Forgive me for not staying but I promised my mother I'd go... 395 00:31:34,132 --> 00:31:39,126 to Princess Altopratti's thing on the Lefebvre schism 396 00:31:39,270 --> 00:31:44,037 I don't even know where the house is, I've never been there 397 00:31:44,142 --> 00:31:47,578 The only signpost my mother gave me is a monument 398 00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:49,271 Isn't it late? 399 00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:55,580 I don't know, if they don't let you go in talk to the owner 400 00:31:55,753 --> 00:31:56,742 I'll be waiting 401 00:31:56,888 --> 00:31:58,685 - Goodbye - Goodbye! 402 00:31:58,823 --> 00:32:00,290 See you soon 403 00:32:07,498 --> 00:32:09,466 Thailand St. 404 00:32:14,606 --> 00:32:16,699 Indonesia St. 405 00:32:19,544 --> 00:32:21,409 Burma St. 406 00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:25,447 On the corner of New Zealand 407 00:32:27,118 --> 00:32:29,245 Oceania St. 408 00:32:29,854 --> 00:32:34,257 How strange, I go round the world but always end up here 409 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,861 Here's the signpost, at least 410 00:32:40,665 --> 00:32:43,691 There's a man there, I should ask him 411 00:32:48,272 --> 00:32:52,709 Good evening kind sir. Could you do me a favor? 412 00:32:52,877 --> 00:32:55,402 Do you know Cambodia St.? 413 00:32:55,513 --> 00:32:58,380 I need to get there for Princess Altopratti's thing 414 00:32:58,483 --> 00:33:02,977 They told me it was behind Mussolini's monument, I think 415 00:33:03,154 --> 00:33:05,452 - My mother told me - Oh! 416 00:33:06,157 --> 00:33:09,558 But you're badly wounded kind sir! 417 00:33:09,661 --> 00:33:12,152 What happened? A bomb? 418 00:33:12,263 --> 00:33:15,596 Some thieves attacked me. Help me 419 00:33:15,733 --> 00:33:17,963 You ask me for help, kind sir 420 00:33:18,102 --> 00:33:21,196 What can I do for you? I don't know 421 00:33:21,339 --> 00:33:24,331 I don't even have one of those little first aid kits 422 00:33:24,475 --> 00:33:28,309 It's in the Land Rover, I take it when I go on safari 423 00:33:28,413 --> 00:33:32,873 It's always useful if your ass gets gored 424 00:33:33,017 --> 00:33:37,647 With a buffalo it's not so bad, but a rhino... 425 00:33:37,789 --> 00:33:39,848 with a rhinoceros, you're screwed 426 00:33:39,991 --> 00:33:42,585 Get me out of here! 427 00:33:42,694 --> 00:33:45,822 Where to? I have a family reuinion 428 00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:48,956 I'm talking about my parents, I can't take you 429 00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:51,035 - To the hospital - The hospital? 430 00:33:51,169 --> 00:33:54,400 With pleasure, but I don't know any hospitals... 431 00:33:54,505 --> 00:33:57,269 I only know a private clinic in Geneva 432 00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:00,071 I go once in a while to rest 433 00:34:00,178 --> 00:34:04,774 You want a ride? I see you've gotten comfortable 434 00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:08,943 I didn't expect this, I've never given a ride before 435 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,521 Tell me where I should go, because I... 436 00:34:12,690 --> 00:34:16,091 am lost here. This shoe is yours, I suppose 437 00:34:16,194 --> 00:34:19,163 Take me to the hospital, straight through here 438 00:34:19,263 --> 00:34:24,496 Now I see, it must be the one near the Tiber 439 00:34:25,236 --> 00:34:27,534 Let's try to hurry... 440 00:34:27,638 --> 00:34:30,869 because I need to go back for Princess Altopratti's thing 441 00:34:30,975 --> 00:34:33,170 The old hag must be yawning by now 442 00:34:34,579 --> 00:34:36,410 The hospital! 443 00:34:36,881 --> 00:34:40,749 Yes kind sir. Are you happy? Me too. We've arrived 444 00:34:47,558 --> 00:34:49,992 Good evening all you kind people! 445 00:34:50,161 --> 00:34:54,689 I have a gravely injured man here that needs your care 446 00:34:54,832 --> 00:34:56,129 Can you take care of it? 447 00:34:56,267 --> 00:34:58,599 It's full, there's no room 448 00:34:58,736 --> 00:35:01,000 A bus full of Dutch tourists flipped over 449 00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:06,475 Well now! Flipped? Seeing that this man doesn't speak, you could put him... 450 00:35:06,577 --> 00:35:11,071 with the tourists. He'd pass as a foreigner. Who would know? 451 00:35:11,182 --> 00:35:15,710 That's not it. The hospital is full! We have no room 452 00:35:15,853 --> 00:35:19,812 I understand, but he's badly injured, I found him at Mussolini's monument 453 00:35:19,991 --> 00:35:23,859 He asked me to bring him to the hospital. I brought him, now what should I do? 454 00:35:23,995 --> 00:35:27,226 Don't waste any time, take him to another hospital 455 00:35:27,331 --> 00:35:29,856 There's one on the other side of the bridge 456 00:35:29,967 --> 00:35:31,992 - It's just five minutes away - So I should take him? 457 00:35:32,103 --> 00:35:36,369 - Seeing that you have the means - I'm the means? 458 00:35:36,874 --> 00:35:41,902 Did you think this white car is an ambulance? 459 00:35:42,046 --> 00:35:44,344 I am Joan Maria Catalan Belmonte... 460 00:35:44,448 --> 00:35:48,885 and this man is losing a lot of blood and he got... 461 00:35:49,053 --> 00:35:52,955 the entire interior of my car dirty. So what do you say? 462 00:35:53,124 --> 00:35:56,560 We say what we can say. Take him to another hospital! 463 00:35:56,694 --> 00:35:58,685 The Mercy, on the other side of the bridge 464 00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:02,596 Very well. Are you sure? The Mercy? 465 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:06,101 Thank you for the information 466 00:36:06,571 --> 00:36:08,368 Help 467 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:20,241 I hope I'll find the Mercy hospital quickly 468 00:36:20,952 --> 00:36:23,853 It's full of tourists, there's nothing to be done, 469 00:36:23,955 --> 00:36:26,446 they always take the best spots 470 00:36:26,657 --> 00:36:29,785 I know, today everything is one problem after another 471 00:36:31,395 --> 00:36:34,728 It's better to stay at home than to be out there 472 00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:38,430 If not you can have unfortunate encounters 473 00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:43,307 The globetrotters that look for rides, you say no... 474 00:36:43,407 --> 00:36:46,137 and then they insult you, this is looking serious 475 00:36:46,244 --> 00:36:52,649 I vacuum, I always vaccumed, always. I don't shoot up 476 00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:54,980 They tell me: You don't shoot up? No, no I don't 477 00:36:55,119 --> 00:36:58,179 Then you're old fashioned. I am as I am 478 00:36:58,322 --> 00:37:01,553 I take a drink I vaccum and I take a drink 479 00:37:01,659 --> 00:37:05,060 A good cocktail, by the way, almost like drinking straight 480 00:37:05,196 --> 00:37:10,031 Here it is. Please. Take a drink. Please 481 00:37:10,801 --> 00:37:12,701 You don't drink. You're a teetotaler 482 00:37:15,873 --> 00:37:18,967 This isn't a cocktail like my barman makes me 483 00:37:19,110 --> 00:37:23,809 My dear barman at the club. They're explosive! 484 00:37:24,782 --> 00:37:27,945 I also prefer this antique car 485 00:37:28,085 --> 00:37:30,019 It's useful for many things 486 00:37:30,121 --> 00:37:34,114 Mother and my friends tell me it's a piece of junk 487 00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:37,591 No, it's not a piece of junk, it's a room on wheels 488 00:37:37,695 --> 00:37:39,993 I take a girl, put her here 489 00:37:40,097 --> 00:37:44,659 I go to a solitary place that's in touch with nature, 490 00:37:44,769 --> 00:37:48,500 I lay her down on these soft seats... 491 00:37:48,639 --> 00:37:52,973 and I give it to her good over and over again 492 00:37:54,912 --> 00:37:59,281 If you weren't in such a state and were a woman... 493 00:37:59,383 --> 00:38:01,408 I would've jumped your bones by now 494 00:38:01,552 --> 00:38:05,511 When I talk about these things I get very excited 495 00:38:05,957 --> 00:38:08,323 Look, out of curiosity. Sit 496 00:38:08,426 --> 00:38:10,326 Sit, for curiosity, sit 497 00:38:13,364 --> 00:38:16,094 Here's the Mercy hospital 498 00:38:16,434 --> 00:38:18,561 Yes, Mercy, I think 499 00:38:18,703 --> 00:38:20,170 Yes, we're here 500 00:38:20,438 --> 00:38:22,463 Wait, don't move 501 00:38:44,128 --> 00:38:45,686 What do you want? 502 00:38:45,796 --> 00:38:48,492 Praised be Jesus and Mary sister 503 00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:51,397 I have a gravely injured man to which I gave succor 504 00:38:51,535 --> 00:38:54,800 What should I do, do I go in with a car or do we unload him here? 505 00:38:54,939 --> 00:38:59,672 - We don't do first aid here - Don't do first aid? 506 00:38:59,810 --> 00:39:04,008 - It says there: "First Aid". - Until 11 at night 507 00:39:04,148 --> 00:39:06,878 - Until 11? - Yes 508 00:39:07,018 --> 00:39:08,986 You don't help after that hour? - No. 509 00:39:09,954 --> 00:39:13,981 Hey, kind sir? Next time get assaulted at 9... 510 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,753 or 10, max, at 11 they won't help you 511 00:39:16,861 --> 00:39:20,558 Sister, I'm Joan Maria Catalan Belmonte, 512 00:39:20,664 --> 00:39:23,394 devout servant of the pontifical throne 513 00:39:23,534 --> 00:39:29,473 I must leave him, I have an urgent meeting to discuss the Lefebvre schism 514 00:39:29,573 --> 00:39:31,040 I don't know anything 515 00:39:31,175 --> 00:39:33,973 I'll do everything. I'll take him, put him in here, 516 00:39:34,078 --> 00:39:36,706 that way you can take him out when you open tomorrow 517 00:39:36,814 --> 00:39:41,274 There are no exceptions for anyone. Take him to the military hospital 518 00:39:41,886 --> 00:39:44,286 I have to take him sister? 519 00:39:44,588 --> 00:39:47,056 Praise to Jesus and Mary 520 00:39:47,892 --> 00:39:53,091 Did you hear how that nun was adamant we leave? 521 00:39:53,197 --> 00:40:00,569 There must be an orgy among the nuns and orderlies going on 522 00:40:01,338 --> 00:40:06,105 I wouldn't have minded, I like parties 523 00:40:06,911 --> 00:40:09,812 I can't feel my arm anymore... 524 00:40:10,081 --> 00:40:13,278 I can't feel my leg anymore... 525 00:40:13,484 --> 00:40:16,009 It's being in one position so long! That happens 526 00:40:16,153 --> 00:40:17,677 Also the humidity 527 00:40:17,888 --> 00:40:22,325 It happened to me too when I was a solitary navigator 528 00:40:22,493 --> 00:40:26,657 Mother would tell me: "You don't have balls, you're a coward, 529 00:40:26,797 --> 00:40:30,893 as a man you don't exist." Then I got sick of it... 530 00:40:31,001 --> 00:40:33,265 and one day I said: "Enough!" 531 00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:38,808 "I'll buy a boat and navigate it around the world by myself." 532 00:40:39,143 --> 00:40:43,637 That's how I did that. I was a solitary navigator 533 00:40:43,981 --> 00:40:47,246 Day and night, between the sea and the sky 534 00:40:47,418 --> 00:40:48,680 The sea and the sky 535 00:40:48,819 --> 00:40:51,583 Among nature, the master of the world 536 00:40:51,689 --> 00:40:54,556 You don't know what it means to be a solitary navigator 537 00:40:54,658 --> 00:40:58,992 Alone, in the vastness of the sea, in solitary meditation 538 00:40:59,096 --> 00:41:01,690 in contact with purest nature 539 00:41:01,799 --> 00:41:05,758 and then you realize: "What an idiot I am... 540 00:41:05,870 --> 00:41:10,136 to take on this journey that isn't worth shit." 541 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:14,708 I, of course, tell it as a feat of strength 542 00:41:14,845 --> 00:41:19,509 - But I'd never do it again - Help... 543 00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:21,743 We're here dear 544 00:41:27,057 --> 00:41:28,786 Sir? Sir! 545 00:41:28,926 --> 00:41:30,553 - Yes? - Where are you going? 546 00:41:31,495 --> 00:41:35,261 Dear sir, I'm at my limit. From one end to the other 547 00:41:35,366 --> 00:41:39,166 I went to all the hospitals with a man that's been massacred 548 00:41:39,270 --> 00:41:43,263 by an pirate of the concrete seas and is in need of first aid 549 00:41:43,407 --> 00:41:45,307 Is the injured man in the military? 550 00:41:46,143 --> 00:41:49,977 Military? Let's ask the poor bastard? 551 00:41:51,749 --> 00:41:54,650 Excuse me, are you in the military? 552 00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,813 He isn't answering, he must be in a coma 553 00:41:58,956 --> 00:42:01,823 We were talking just now 554 00:42:01,992 --> 00:42:03,823 Why must he be in the military? 555 00:42:03,961 --> 00:42:06,691 It's a military hospital, it's for soldiers 556 00:42:09,633 --> 00:42:15,594 The poor man surely did military service 557 00:42:15,706 --> 00:42:18,436 Who hasn't? We've all done it 558 00:42:18,576 --> 00:42:23,240 Joan Mar�a Catalan Belmonte, calvary second lieutenant 559 00:42:23,647 --> 00:42:24,944 Cazzanighe 560 00:42:25,049 --> 00:42:28,143 I left the horse in the stalls 561 00:42:28,285 --> 00:42:32,085 What use was it? They assigned me to the secret service... 562 00:42:32,189 --> 00:42:35,647 of the Ministry of War for my mastery of languages 563 00:42:35,826 --> 00:42:40,854 Does that surprise you? I was raised by five nannies that spoke five different languages 564 00:42:40,998 --> 00:42:45,935 Five prostitutes that initiated me in to satanic eroticism 565 00:42:46,870 --> 00:42:52,968 Later I deserted because I wanted to go behind enemy lines... 566 00:42:53,077 --> 00:42:55,637 to look for mother, who was leading a company of her majesty's, 567 00:42:55,779 --> 00:42:59,078 the Queen of Italy, a refugee in Bari, naturally 568 00:42:59,416 --> 00:43:02,317 When I got to the English lines 569 00:43:02,453 --> 00:43:07,823 I talked to the officer and said: "I'm going to look for mother." 570 00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:12,725 Just imagined it, they beat me all over 571 00:43:13,330 --> 00:43:15,628 The beating they gave me! 572 00:43:15,766 --> 00:43:19,702 And they would say "Tell us why you want to cross the line." 573 00:43:19,837 --> 00:43:23,398 "I'm going to look for mother." And they would hit me 574 00:43:24,275 --> 00:43:26,800 They beat me all over 575 00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:29,538 Evidently the English couldn't conceive of a grown man... 576 00:43:29,647 --> 00:43:33,413 that goes in search of his mother. There mothers abandon... 577 00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:35,916 their children like dogs 578 00:43:37,054 --> 00:43:40,421 Where does the term son of a bitch come from? 579 00:43:40,524 --> 00:43:43,459 What should we do with the injured man, should I take him inside? 580 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,996 We can take military men if they have a pass 581 00:43:47,097 --> 00:43:50,089 Look, I gave him a ride. Please hurry, 582 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,034 I have to go to the Lefebvre schism, understand me? 583 00:43:54,171 --> 00:43:56,036 If I don't show up they'll kill me 584 00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,734 We can't accept civilians, only men in active service 585 00:43:58,842 --> 00:44:01,333 Forgive me, don't insist, these are strict orders 586 00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:06,946 I'm sorry, but the time to say goodbye has come 587 00:44:07,117 --> 00:44:12,214 You must understand the importance of my meeting 588 00:44:12,456 --> 00:44:16,552 Know what I'll do? I'll leave you here, where I found you, 589 00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:18,525 at Mussolini's monument 590 00:44:19,096 --> 00:44:22,657 Don't worry dear. Maybe it'll be better there 591 00:44:22,766 --> 00:44:26,065 You could've ended up in the hands of a mad surgeon... 592 00:44:26,170 --> 00:44:29,469 that's now sleeping after an orgy 593 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,077 He would have opened you up and sewn you shut, leaving a scalpel inside 594 00:44:34,178 --> 00:44:36,976 Come, kind sir. You know what? 595 00:44:37,114 --> 00:44:39,241 You're much, much better 596 00:44:39,350 --> 00:44:42,080 Even your color has returned. Goodbye, kind sir 597 00:44:42,252 --> 00:44:45,779 I am infinitely grateful. You made me aware of places 598 00:44:45,923 --> 00:44:48,949 that I was utterly ignorant of: hospitals 599 00:44:49,126 --> 00:44:54,894 When I tell this story at the club everyone will be dying of laughter 600 00:44:56,033 --> 00:45:00,060 When I tell them that there's a hospital where at 11 o'clock 601 00:45:00,204 --> 00:45:02,434 the Mother Superior enforces her curfew 602 00:45:02,539 --> 00:45:04,200 because she has her own things to do 603 00:45:04,308 --> 00:45:07,368 And another where two gorillas in white tell you... 604 00:45:07,478 --> 00:45:10,777 that the hospital is full of Dutch travellers 605 00:45:10,914 --> 00:45:14,782 And yet another where you can't get in unless you're a war hero 606 00:45:15,386 --> 00:45:19,789 Luckily I found you at Mussolini's monument 607 00:45:20,457 --> 00:45:25,224 THE SONGBIRD OF VAL PADANA 608 00:45:36,373 --> 00:45:40,639 Nostalgia is in my heart 609 00:45:40,811 --> 00:45:45,510 Night falls and the smiles die 610 00:45:45,649 --> 00:45:50,177 Of all the dreams that have gone so far away 611 00:45:50,354 --> 00:45:55,257 there always remains some lie 612 00:45:55,392 --> 00:45:59,852 The light dims over my home 613 00:45:59,963 --> 00:46:04,662 The sky is full of hope 614 00:46:04,802 --> 00:46:09,296 The happiness that is no longer mine... 615 00:46:09,406 --> 00:46:14,503 leaves only a sad goodbye 616 00:46:20,317 --> 00:46:22,615 Fiorella! You're great! 617 00:46:22,886 --> 00:46:25,684 Fiorella! Wonderful! 618 00:46:26,023 --> 00:46:28,958 You're the best! Go on, you're doing well! 619 00:46:29,092 --> 00:46:34,029 What a voice, what timbre, what a good tone it has! 620 00:46:34,231 --> 00:46:36,893 Fiorella, you're number one! 621 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,436 No one is your equal. Go on, you're doing well! 622 00:46:40,604 --> 00:46:44,700 Have you heard? One says Mina, one says Milva, another says lva! 623 00:46:44,842 --> 00:46:46,833 No one compares to you 624 00:46:47,811 --> 00:46:51,679 From a physical point of view too. Look at those lips! 625 00:46:51,815 --> 00:46:55,251 And those breasts, how firm they look! 626 00:46:55,352 --> 00:46:59,652 And that ass? You can't see it now, but she has an ass 627 00:47:00,057 --> 00:47:06,121 ... so many promises were in vain... 628 00:47:06,263 --> 00:47:09,289 What a woman boys! You can't imagine it 629 00:47:09,433 --> 00:47:11,663 I would always make love to her 630 00:47:11,802 --> 00:47:14,600 - Would you do it with her?? - Sure, why not? 631 00:47:14,705 --> 00:47:19,301 Bravo, very good. He said he'd make love to her 632 00:47:19,409 --> 00:47:22,867 - I would do it too - Fiorella! 633 00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:26,143 You're a force of nature! 634 00:47:26,617 --> 00:47:28,676 Is the coffee ready yet? 635 00:47:28,819 --> 00:47:32,755 - Who is that? - The singer's husband. 636 00:47:38,896 --> 00:47:41,456 Fiorella! You're extraordinary! 637 00:47:44,167 --> 00:47:46,567 - Come on, let's dance - No, I want to leave 638 00:47:46,703 --> 00:47:49,194 - Come on - I'm tired of you 639 00:47:49,339 --> 00:47:52,604 A triumph Mr. Director, a real triumph 640 00:47:52,743 --> 00:47:56,679 You nearly got a standing ovation, even the technicians were fired up 641 00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:58,179 Excuse me maam 642 00:47:58,282 --> 00:48:00,512 I said it's alright but don't get carried away 643 00:48:01,285 --> 00:48:04,083 They asked what we were doing the next season 644 00:48:04,187 --> 00:48:08,123 There are many engagements and we're tired 645 00:48:08,258 --> 00:48:10,123 You are? 646 00:48:10,594 --> 00:48:15,554 We debut in Rome, then we have to film a TV special, 647 00:48:15,699 --> 00:48:19,032 a tour through northeastern Italy, we're going to Argentina... 648 00:48:19,136 --> 00:48:22,162 - Of course - But I'll try to find an opening... 649 00:48:22,272 --> 00:48:26,766 for another spin around here. We'll be back, 650 00:48:26,910 --> 00:48:29,401 so we can do what we did tonight again 651 00:48:29,546 --> 00:48:32,344 - And we'll speak again - We'll talk and mingle 652 00:48:32,449 --> 00:48:34,883 Just call me and we'll set something up 653 00:48:35,953 --> 00:48:37,648 What? You haven't hung it up? 654 00:48:37,788 --> 00:48:41,087 I give him a picture and he doesn't hang it up 655 00:48:41,325 --> 00:48:45,421 It's even autographed. Look how well it turned out 656 00:48:45,562 --> 00:48:47,689 They both turned out well 657 00:48:47,798 --> 00:48:50,665 I'll take the coffee to Fiorella. 658 00:48:50,767 --> 00:48:53,702 Careful, I'm bringing Mrs. Fiorella her coffee 659 00:48:54,204 --> 00:48:56,968 - A triumph - It's nothing to fuss over 660 00:48:57,107 --> 00:49:01,373 It's enough to listen to the crowd. They were going wild 661 00:49:01,812 --> 00:49:03,780 How's your throat? 662 00:49:03,914 --> 00:49:06,576 So so, I can't eat anything 663 00:49:06,717 --> 00:49:10,881 Good, that way you'll lose a few pounds. The important thing is your voice 664 00:49:12,522 --> 00:49:15,423 However, this is the second time this has happened to you 665 00:49:15,525 --> 00:49:17,049 How is it possible? 666 00:49:18,028 --> 00:49:20,087 This is the second time. How is it possible? 667 00:49:20,197 --> 00:49:21,459 I don't know 668 00:49:23,367 --> 00:49:25,961 What causes this loss of speech? 669 00:49:26,103 --> 00:49:29,072 - I don't know - Cure that throat 670 00:49:29,172 --> 00:49:31,868 Maybe you should let it rest a while 671 00:49:31,975 --> 00:49:34,842 No, there's work to be done 672 00:49:34,945 --> 00:49:37,209 The worse things are, the more you should work 673 00:49:37,314 --> 00:49:40,875 Work develops the organ and prevents atrophy 674 00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:47,756 Fellow citizens! Tomorrow, in the Trocadero Club in Caprania... 675 00:49:47,891 --> 00:49:51,520 Fiorella and her brilliant repertoire of songs... 676 00:49:51,628 --> 00:49:55,530 Italian and International, classical and rock 677 00:49:55,666 --> 00:49:58,499 Everyone with Fiorella in the Trocadero Club in Caprania. 678 00:50:01,772 --> 00:50:03,205 These dolls 679 00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:23,050 Come here 680 00:50:23,827 --> 00:50:25,192 You don't want to? 681 00:50:26,263 --> 00:50:27,662 No 682 00:50:29,266 --> 00:50:31,757 Come on, it'll do your throat good 683 00:50:56,626 --> 00:50:59,720 My voice is gone, I can't speak 684 00:51:01,164 --> 00:51:03,029 Your voice is gone? 685 00:51:03,133 --> 00:51:04,794 - Your voice is gone!? - No 686 00:51:04,901 --> 00:51:08,462 Don't say that, not even as a joke 687 00:51:08,572 --> 00:51:10,506 Open your mouth wide, show me 688 00:51:10,607 --> 00:51:12,040 Oh god, it's so inflamed 689 00:51:12,142 --> 00:51:15,009 God, it's so swollen. Give me a C just to check 690 00:51:15,512 --> 00:51:17,412 In mi bemol. 691 00:51:17,981 --> 00:51:22,111 Damnit, with all those body parts you have 692 00:51:22,252 --> 00:51:24,345 why did it have to be your throat? 693 00:51:24,488 --> 00:51:26,388 Give me a C, let's check 694 00:51:26,490 --> 00:51:30,256 - Father, do something - I'll dust the dolls 695 00:51:33,630 --> 00:51:35,860 How was the operation? 696 00:51:35,966 --> 00:51:37,934 - We haven't operated yet - Oh, no? 697 00:51:38,068 --> 00:51:40,730 It's silly, a polyp on the vocal cords 698 00:51:40,871 --> 00:51:44,238 - Thank you - I would advise against operating 699 00:51:44,841 --> 00:51:48,902 The heart is fatigued due to a small kidney dysfunction 700 00:51:49,045 --> 00:51:51,707 Small problems that are easy to control 701 00:51:51,848 --> 00:51:54,248 I would postpone it for a few months 702 00:51:54,384 --> 00:51:56,045 This can't be, is this a joke? 703 00:51:56,219 --> 00:51:58,153 Who will take care of her engagements? 704 00:51:58,288 --> 00:52:01,155 You? Your assistant? 705 00:52:01,324 --> 00:52:07,923 Do you know who Fiorella is? "The Songbird of Val Padana". 706 00:52:08,031 --> 00:52:15,199 That's all well and good, but this bird needs to recover its wings 707 00:52:15,338 --> 00:52:18,796 I'll be more than happy to operate her in a few months 708 00:52:18,909 --> 00:52:20,433 No, no, do it right now 709 00:52:20,544 --> 00:52:22,637 Operate on her now. I am her husband 710 00:52:22,746 --> 00:52:26,477 - I take full responsibility - What responsibility? 711 00:52:37,127 --> 00:52:40,619 St. Biaggio, he who guards the hands of the surgeons... 712 00:52:40,730 --> 00:52:45,224 guard the hands of the surgeon here, guard and save her 713 00:52:45,368 --> 00:52:47,427 from all danger, or at least her voice 714 00:52:49,372 --> 00:52:52,500 An autographed picture. An offering 715 00:52:56,780 --> 00:53:01,114 While the boat floats, let it go 716 00:53:01,284 --> 00:53:05,118 While the boat floats, don't row 717 00:53:05,222 --> 00:53:07,417 What's that? What's that? 718 00:53:07,524 --> 00:53:10,584 No, no, no. It's murky! 719 00:53:11,127 --> 00:53:15,223 It's very murky, it's not the same voice as before! 720 00:53:15,332 --> 00:53:16,924 There's nothing to be done 721 00:53:17,033 --> 00:53:19,797 That butcher of a surgeon recommended we not operate 722 00:53:19,903 --> 00:53:22,371 The butcher didn't want to operate 723 00:53:22,939 --> 00:53:25,999 He didn't realize what we all have to risk 724 00:53:26,109 --> 00:53:27,974 What will we say in time? 725 00:53:28,111 --> 00:53:30,602 That's how god wanted it! 726 00:53:31,715 --> 00:53:34,149 No one has any pity for our profession 727 00:53:34,284 --> 00:53:38,220 If a soccer player breaks his leg and plays like shit... 728 00:53:38,355 --> 00:53:40,721 the public doesn't mind and applaudes anway 729 00:53:40,824 --> 00:53:44,954 But a singer, once she loses her voice, is worthless 730 00:54:15,558 --> 00:54:19,756 Thank you, I ask my public to forgive me.... 731 00:54:19,896 --> 00:54:22,865 but I still haven't recovered from my accident 732 00:54:22,966 --> 00:54:25,935 And that's why my voice is so weak 733 00:54:31,975 --> 00:54:35,103 The grasshopper saw the ant one day... 734 00:54:35,211 --> 00:54:37,805 Look what it says: "Fiorella, to save a child, 735 00:54:37,914 --> 00:54:39,677 fractures her legs." 736 00:54:39,783 --> 00:54:43,241 Subtext: "The singer refuses all publicity" 737 00:54:43,386 --> 00:54:45,980 She threw herself under a car to save him 738 00:54:46,156 --> 00:54:50,923 Fiorella, you saved a child like Giuseppe Garibaldi 739 00:54:51,528 --> 00:54:54,088 You're Beethoven's Heroica! 740 00:54:54,331 --> 00:54:57,095 You're a great woman Fiorella! 741 00:54:59,202 --> 00:55:04,663 When love arrives, the bell will ring. 742 00:55:05,575 --> 00:55:10,706 LIKE A QUEEN 743 00:55:38,341 --> 00:55:41,936 It's been so long since we went out together, eh? 744 00:55:42,045 --> 00:55:44,275 We're together today, are you happy? 745 00:55:49,152 --> 00:55:51,746 Is this car new? 746 00:55:52,122 --> 00:55:54,522 No, I've had it two years now 747 00:55:57,594 --> 00:56:00,995 Then it must be two years since we went out 748 00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:06,664 Mother, would you like a coffee and cream ice cream? 749 00:56:06,770 --> 00:56:09,500 I'd like it, but I wouldn't be able to sleep afterwards 750 00:56:39,035 --> 00:56:41,936 Remember when I took you to the gardens? 751 00:56:47,277 --> 00:56:49,268 Of course I remember 752 00:56:50,513 --> 00:56:53,812 One time you got lost and I worried so much 753 00:56:55,718 --> 00:57:00,712 How could I not get lost? You were always talking to your girlfriends 754 00:57:03,293 --> 00:57:08,094 You didn't pay any attention to me. You did to Sandro, he was always mommy's favorite 755 00:57:08,431 --> 00:57:12,868 You were both the same to me, I didn't have any favorites 756 00:57:13,970 --> 00:57:17,201 - Equals, you say? Yes, yes, equals 757 00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:20,168 You're always looking at your watch, is it getting late for you? 758 00:57:20,510 --> 00:57:22,307 - No - Oh, no? 759 00:57:22,579 --> 00:57:25,946 This day is all yours. Eat 760 00:57:36,826 --> 00:57:39,056 - So many trees! - Yes 761 00:57:39,162 --> 00:57:42,859 - So many! - That's what I said, this is a paradise 762 00:57:43,466 --> 00:57:45,593 Look. Smell the air 763 00:57:46,402 --> 00:57:48,393 Better than at home 764 00:57:52,876 --> 00:57:55,470 What is this? Where are you taking me? 765 00:57:57,981 --> 00:58:01,849 Nothing. Where am I taking you? To see a lovely place 766 00:58:01,985 --> 00:58:05,944 I was on the way and I said "Let's go see what it is!" 767 00:58:06,089 --> 00:58:08,387 Have a look is free, right? 768 00:58:11,494 --> 00:58:13,553 What are we going to see? 769 00:58:13,963 --> 00:58:16,022 What are we going to see? Look! 770 00:58:16,533 --> 00:58:19,764 Have you ever seen a place like this? 771 00:58:19,869 --> 00:58:23,270 One gets tired of being at home and comes to this great hotel 772 00:58:23,506 --> 00:58:26,168 Free, calm, independant 773 00:58:28,645 --> 00:58:30,237 Let's get off 774 00:58:36,386 --> 00:58:38,115 Come on, off! 775 00:58:39,155 --> 00:58:40,554 Come mother 776 00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:44,387 Come, hug me, like that. Let's fly! 777 00:58:45,862 --> 00:58:47,261 Are you happy? 778 00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:00,008 Look mother 779 00:59:00,143 --> 00:59:05,775 Look at that park. See how big it is. It gets lost in the horizon 780 00:59:05,882 --> 00:59:08,851 Where can you find this horizon in the city? 781 00:59:08,952 --> 00:59:12,388 I'm alright with you and Patrizia too 782 00:59:12,522 --> 00:59:16,481 We are too. Come on mother, see what a palace this is 783 00:59:16,659 --> 00:59:19,992 They say that it's wonderful inside 784 00:59:20,096 --> 00:59:22,860 All very antique, come visit it mother 785 00:59:23,032 --> 00:59:26,695 - This is the chapel - A private chapel! 786 00:59:26,803 --> 00:59:28,498 Like in a noble's house 787 00:59:28,638 --> 00:59:32,404 What mother? You don't ask for the Virgin's blessing? Little Virgin 788 00:59:32,942 --> 00:59:34,739 Give me your blessing 789 00:59:36,279 --> 00:59:39,180 This is the infirmary, there are four doctors... 790 00:59:39,282 --> 00:59:41,648 that alternate 24 hours a day 791 00:59:41,784 --> 00:59:44,412 - Did you see the help? - I'm alright 792 00:59:44,554 --> 00:59:51,323 I know you're alright. What's that old saying? "A doctor on hand, trouble won't land" 793 00:59:54,797 --> 00:59:57,027 The single bed rooms are all taken 794 00:59:57,967 --> 01:00:00,629 That's a good thing, this way you'll have someone to talk to 795 01:00:00,770 --> 01:00:03,364 Hello madam 796 01:00:03,873 --> 01:00:06,364 The lady is mute, it's a nervous problem 797 01:00:06,476 --> 01:00:09,673 Yes, I understand. Poor thing 798 01:00:10,413 --> 01:00:12,745 It's alright. Mother is deaf 799 01:00:13,316 --> 01:00:15,284 - I'm deaf? - Instead of talking to someone... 800 01:00:15,418 --> 01:00:18,410 who never shuts up, now you'll be able to speak 801 01:00:18,655 --> 01:00:21,146 - To myself? - To yourself 802 01:00:21,591 --> 01:00:23,718 It's like at home, nothing changes 803 01:00:23,826 --> 01:00:25,760 - Is this the bathroom? - No, the closet 804 01:00:25,895 --> 01:00:28,295 The bathroom is in the hall, it's a common one 805 01:00:28,865 --> 01:00:33,393 Very good, at least you'll get to talk, it's not good always driving everywhere 806 01:00:33,536 --> 01:00:37,165 Look at me, 50 and I'm already all rusty 807 01:00:38,474 --> 01:00:40,408 Very well sister 808 01:00:40,677 --> 01:00:42,269 Come mother 809 01:01:08,905 --> 01:01:11,339 Do you like it? What are you doing? Singing? 810 01:01:11,541 --> 01:01:14,305 Mother also knows it. That's good 811 01:01:14,577 --> 01:01:16,306 Lovely voice, eh? 812 01:01:16,412 --> 01:01:18,505 This is the games room 813 01:01:18,614 --> 01:01:21,139 The dining room and the television 814 01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:23,013 - Is it a color one? - No 815 01:01:23,152 --> 01:01:25,086 That's better, it's bad for your eyesight 816 01:01:25,188 --> 01:01:27,213 It's been a month since it worked 817 01:01:27,357 --> 01:01:30,292 If it's been a month, forget about it 818 01:01:30,426 --> 01:01:32,121 There's the kitchen 819 01:01:33,162 --> 01:01:36,097 What a smell! They told me the kitchen here was great 820 01:01:36,232 --> 01:01:39,099 - What is there today? - Bread and cheese 821 01:01:39,836 --> 01:01:42,896 - The lady is quite talkative - Yes, quite 822 01:01:48,544 --> 01:01:50,011 Excuse me sister 823 01:01:50,113 --> 01:01:52,638 Perhaps it's just a rumor, I don't believe it but... 824 01:01:52,749 --> 01:01:55,718 ...is it true they get beaten? - You're kidding? 825 01:01:55,818 --> 01:02:01,256 Us? Never! Sometimes, if they throw a tantrum... 826 01:02:01,391 --> 01:02:03,484 - Yes, of course ...a little slap, like this 827 01:02:03,693 --> 01:02:07,026 Of course, just slow down with those hands 828 01:02:07,130 --> 01:02:09,325 You're already getting used to it! 829 01:02:10,099 --> 01:02:12,624 Very good. What are you talking about? 830 01:02:12,735 --> 01:02:17,399 She wanted a token for the telephone because she says they don't let her make calls 831 01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:21,067 Can't you see she's joking? She's pulling your leg 832 01:02:21,210 --> 01:02:25,476 I'll ask her. Mrs Liberata, may I make a phone call? 833 01:02:25,581 --> 01:02:28,675 - Of course, come here - You see? Wait here 834 01:02:28,818 --> 01:02:31,616 I'll be right back, don't move 835 01:02:45,401 --> 01:02:47,801 - Please - Thank you sister 836 01:02:56,479 --> 01:02:59,471 Hello? Hello Patrizia 837 01:02:59,615 --> 01:03:02,812 - Want some? Please - No thank you sister 838 01:03:03,152 --> 01:03:06,280 No, it's the nun. Yes, we're here 839 01:03:07,123 --> 01:03:09,353 How is it? Um... 840 01:03:09,959 --> 01:03:11,187 How is it? 841 01:03:13,863 --> 01:03:15,330 Patrizia... 842 01:03:17,366 --> 01:03:19,095 You know what I think? 843 01:03:22,572 --> 01:03:23,937 Listen... 844 01:03:24,674 --> 01:03:27,074 I'll almost take her back home 845 01:03:34,817 --> 01:03:36,682 Doctor! Doctor! 846 01:03:37,253 --> 01:03:38,880 Excuse me sister 847 01:03:51,868 --> 01:03:53,096 Mother? 848 01:03:56,038 --> 01:03:57,164 My mother? 849 01:03:57,273 --> 01:03:59,264 - You lost her? - Yes 850 01:04:10,286 --> 01:04:13,483 There she is. Damn it 851 01:04:15,024 --> 01:04:17,458 Mother! Mother! 852 01:04:17,593 --> 01:04:19,891 You were here? Why'd you go out? 853 01:04:20,029 --> 01:04:23,965 - I told you not to move - Why did you bring me here? 854 01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:26,000 - Where? - To the asylum 855 01:04:26,135 --> 01:04:27,762 - The asylum? - Yes 856 01:04:28,905 --> 01:04:32,500 You frustrate me so easily! 857 01:04:32,608 --> 01:04:36,840 - What does the asylum have to do with it? - Don't get upset 858 01:04:36,946 --> 01:04:43,112 Mother, we're doing it for you. For your health. For your well being 859 01:04:43,252 --> 01:04:47,211 Looked after, cared for. Do you think they do all this for free? 860 01:04:47,390 --> 01:04:50,791 Don't get upset, it's bad for mother 861 01:04:50,893 --> 01:04:53,589 Why do you always get upset? 862 01:04:53,729 --> 01:04:57,529 Who's upset? I'm laughing. You laugh too mother 863 01:04:57,833 --> 01:05:01,929 We're three little pigs, we're three brothers 864 01:05:02,038 --> 01:05:03,869 and no one seperates us 865 01:05:05,841 --> 01:05:08,674 - Remember mother? - I remember 866 01:05:08,778 --> 01:05:11,008 When do you want to bring me? 867 01:05:11,814 --> 01:05:14,544 Eh? When will we bring you? 868 01:05:15,484 --> 01:05:18,180 Anyway, on Thursday 869 01:05:18,321 --> 01:05:20,812 Patrizia and I have to go to Cetona, 870 01:05:20,957 --> 01:05:23,585 the Cruscittis made a country home and... 871 01:05:23,726 --> 01:05:28,425 - Are they fun? - No, they aren't. I don't know why I'm going 872 01:05:28,564 --> 01:05:31,226 And Patrizia took a month's vacation 873 01:05:31,367 --> 01:05:35,133 The maid left and there's no one 874 01:05:35,271 --> 01:05:36,795 What do you do all alone at home? 875 01:05:36,906 --> 01:05:39,534 What I always do. I've done it many times 876 01:05:39,642 --> 01:05:44,204 That's alright, but I'm always thinking that you're not a girl anymore 877 01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:46,912 I'm your son, I have the responsability 878 01:05:47,016 --> 01:05:49,109 not like that favorite of yours to whom you don't matter 879 01:05:49,251 --> 01:05:51,344 No. To me you were both the same 880 01:05:51,487 --> 01:05:54,650 Yes, but it wasn't like that 881 01:05:54,991 --> 01:05:57,152 So you're bringing me Thursday? 882 01:05:57,293 --> 01:06:00,126 Thursday you say? As you wish 883 01:06:00,262 --> 01:06:02,492 What are we doing? We go, we come, forwards, backwards 884 01:06:02,598 --> 01:06:04,429 Now that we're here 885 01:06:05,935 --> 01:06:09,735 But I didn't bring anything. I don't have anything 886 01:06:09,839 --> 01:06:13,866 No! You have everything. You have everything mother 887 01:06:14,010 --> 01:06:17,002 Look! Look what Patrizia prepared for you 888 01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:21,482 Look at that suitcase. She had a feeling you'd want to stay 889 01:06:21,617 --> 01:06:24,882 She prepared everything, like a daughter. You always underestimated her, 890 01:06:25,021 --> 01:06:26,886 always treated her like a stranger 891 01:06:26,989 --> 01:06:30,083 - I like Patrizia very much - She's the one who likes you! 892 01:06:30,192 --> 01:06:32,752 More than her German mother! 893 01:06:32,895 --> 01:06:36,296 Sister, we're here! Mother is staying! 894 01:06:36,399 --> 01:06:38,026 When will you come to see me? 895 01:06:38,167 --> 01:06:39,964 - Always - Every day? 896 01:06:40,102 --> 01:06:43,435 I can't every day, isn't that so sister? 897 01:06:43,572 --> 01:06:45,062 Yes, only on Sunday 898 01:06:45,207 --> 01:06:47,402 - Oh, tomorrow is Sunday! - Yes 899 01:06:47,510 --> 01:06:51,310 Tomorrow is almost today. What do you say? You won't have gotten used to the place by then 900 01:06:51,414 --> 01:06:54,815 Next Sunday you'll have much more to tell me 901 01:06:54,984 --> 01:06:57,248 This is mother's suitcase 902 01:06:57,386 --> 01:07:02,551 Three months in advance like we agreed on. There's also a bonus 903 01:07:02,692 --> 01:07:04,182 - Goodbye mother - Goodbye 904 01:07:04,326 --> 01:07:07,727 Goodbye mother dear. How I'll miss you 905 01:07:07,863 --> 01:07:10,263 - Goodbye - I'd stay with you 906 01:07:10,366 --> 01:07:12,129 but I have to go back 907 01:07:12,234 --> 01:07:15,203 - Goodbye - Goodbye dear 908 01:07:19,508 --> 01:07:22,636 - Tell Patrizia I said hello! - Of course! Goodbye 909 01:07:23,312 --> 01:07:26,804 - The chidlren too - The children too. Everyone 910 01:07:29,618 --> 01:07:32,178 - I'll call you - Yes, whenever you want 911 01:07:32,321 --> 01:07:34,255 Just let Mrs. Liberata know, right sister? 912 01:07:34,356 --> 01:07:35,948 - Yes - Yes 913 01:07:37,126 --> 01:07:39,253 Goodbye Franco 914 01:07:40,629 --> 01:07:43,792 What do you mean goodbye mother? What do you mean goodbye? 915 01:07:50,473 --> 01:07:53,067 Treat her like a queen! 916 01:08:16,065 --> 01:08:20,729 NO WORDS 917 01:08:38,053 --> 01:08:40,021 - You getting on? - No 918 01:08:40,156 --> 01:08:42,181 Would you carry my baggage? I'm headed to the pool 919 01:08:43,692 --> 01:08:45,717 - Hello captain - Hello 920 01:09:06,115 --> 01:09:09,175 I love you... 921 01:09:09,318 --> 01:09:13,186 So much, I love you... 922 01:09:13,289 --> 01:09:17,123 In the air, I love you... 923 01:09:17,259 --> 01:09:22,356 If you look at me like that it means enough, let's end it... 924 01:09:22,464 --> 01:09:25,092 I love you... 925 01:09:25,201 --> 01:09:28,898 I am, I love you, 926 01:09:29,004 --> 01:09:32,872 deep down I am a man... 927 01:09:32,975 --> 01:09:36,138 who has no cold in his heart, 928 01:09:36,278 --> 01:09:38,143 in bed I rule, 929 01:09:38,247 --> 01:09:44,743 but I tremble before your breast 930 01:09:44,887 --> 01:09:48,618 I hate you and I love you 931 01:09:48,724 --> 01:09:53,787 It's a butterfly that dies beating its wings 932 01:09:53,896 --> 01:09:56,922 The love that is made in a bed, 933 01:09:57,032 --> 01:10:00,661 take my other measure 934 01:10:00,769 --> 01:10:04,205 Today I return to your home 935 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:08,708 First of May, I'll need courage 936 01:10:08,811 --> 01:10:15,307 I love you and I ask your forgiveness 937 01:10:15,451 --> 01:10:19,114 Remember who I am... 938 01:10:19,255 --> 01:10:22,918 Open the door to a toilet paper warrior... 939 01:10:23,058 --> 01:10:26,824 and give me your light wine 940 01:10:26,929 --> 01:10:30,831 What did you do while I was gone? 941 01:10:31,267 --> 01:10:34,794 And the linen sheets, 942 01:10:35,337 --> 01:10:39,103 give me the sleep of a child 943 01:10:39,208 --> 01:10:42,109 What are you doing? Dream 944 01:10:42,244 --> 01:10:49,582 Frolic and spin and work a little 945 01:10:49,752 --> 01:10:53,153 I want to hug a woman who irons... 946 01:10:53,255 --> 01:10:57,351 while singing and who doesn't take me seriously... 947 01:10:58,027 --> 01:11:01,121 before making love 948 01:11:01,697 --> 01:11:09,502 Dress up the rage of peace, covering it with light 949 01:11:09,605 --> 01:11:16,033 I love you and I ask your forgiveness 950 01:11:16,145 --> 01:11:19,808 Remember who I am... 951 01:11:19,949 --> 01:11:23,885 I love you, I love you, I love you... 952 01:11:24,553 --> 01:11:27,954 Give me your light wine... 953 01:11:28,123 --> 01:11:29,818 Do you speak Italian? 954 01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:32,884 French? 955 01:11:34,463 --> 01:11:36,397 English? 956 01:11:39,735 --> 01:11:42,795 What are you doing? Dream 957 01:11:43,305 --> 01:11:46,035 Frolic and spin 958 01:11:46,175 --> 01:11:49,975 and work a little 959 01:11:50,112 --> 01:11:53,604 Make me hug a woman who irons... 960 01:11:53,716 --> 01:11:57,948 while singing and doesn't take me seriously... 961 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,920 before making love 962 01:12:18,540 --> 01:12:20,735 But you, where are you from? 963 01:12:27,049 --> 01:12:28,448 Wait 964 01:12:33,956 --> 01:12:35,184 Where? 965 01:14:08,317 --> 01:14:10,911 Announcing the departure of the flight to Amsterdam 966 01:14:11,086 --> 01:14:15,921 Go to gate 4. Alitalia, flight 370 967 01:14:27,469 --> 01:14:31,303 Attention, all passengers waiting for flight... 968 01:14:31,406 --> 01:14:35,740 TVA 940 to Athens and Tel Avis... 969 01:14:35,844 --> 01:14:41,441 please go to gate 13... 970 01:14:58,133 --> 01:14:59,464 Goodbye 971 01:15:19,521 --> 01:15:24,754 Rome, a K-Z airplane exploded immediately after... 972 01:15:24,893 --> 01:15:27,794 taking off from Fumicio, causing the death... 973 01:15:27,896 --> 01:15:30,865 of all 86 passengers and the entire flight crew 974 01:15:31,366 --> 01:15:35,200 The current reasoning is that it was a political attack 975 01:15:35,304 --> 01:15:38,831 In the plane traveled the Prime Minister Yaser Kaskanian... 976 01:15:38,941 --> 01:15:41,739 who was heading to Geneva for the convention... 977 01:15:41,877 --> 01:15:44,072 of the heads of state of third world countries. 978 01:15:44,346 --> 01:15:48,544 An explosive must have been hidden in a music player 979 01:16:03,532 --> 01:16:09,129 THE FUNERAL EULOGY 980 01:16:57,319 --> 01:16:59,150 His hat 981 01:17:20,575 --> 01:17:25,603 A small hat and a great comedian 982 01:17:26,381 --> 01:17:31,546 His inseperable company, his war banner, 983 01:17:31,687 --> 01:17:34,747 set loose and won on the stage sets 984 01:17:37,459 --> 01:17:42,226 All of us who are symbolically the great public 985 01:17:42,831 --> 01:17:49,361 are gathered here to lament the passing of a colleague and master 986 01:17:50,305 --> 01:17:56,005 He who so generously brought laughter to an entire generation 987 01:17:56,678 --> 01:17:58,305 Formighela! 988 01:18:02,918 --> 01:18:04,909 Goodbye Formighela! 989 01:18:05,921 --> 01:18:08,617 For thirty years I worked by his side... 990 01:18:08,757 --> 01:18:12,249 backing up his work in silence 991 01:18:13,428 --> 01:18:16,761 I proposed it and you acted it out 992 01:18:17,566 --> 01:18:20,194 I did a thousand things, no one laughed 993 01:18:20,335 --> 01:18:23,532 You, with a single thing, what can I say? 994 01:18:23,638 --> 01:18:28,041 By just lifting a finger you brought on chuckles 995 01:18:28,143 --> 01:18:30,111 - It's true - Isn't that so? 996 01:18:32,948 --> 01:18:36,315 Now you're gone. You won't cause more laughter 997 01:18:36,485 --> 01:18:40,387 But your repertoire, the mirror to the soul of Rome, 998 01:18:40,555 --> 01:18:43,388 will live on in the history of theatre 999 01:18:46,061 --> 01:18:48,291 We'll always remember you Formighela 1000 01:18:48,797 --> 01:18:50,765 The jokes in the restaurant, 1001 01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,730 when I, like an idiot, asked: 1002 01:18:53,835 --> 01:18:56,702 "Waiter, what is there to eat?" 1003 01:18:56,805 --> 01:19:01,105 You immediately responded with: "I don't know, go look in the kitchen". 1004 01:19:03,145 --> 01:19:04,908 What, you laugh? 1005 01:19:08,884 --> 01:19:11,318 We'll always remember you Formighela. 1006 01:19:12,053 --> 01:19:15,216 When accompanied by a guitar you sang: 1007 01:19:15,323 --> 01:19:19,555 "I dream always of your kisses 1008 01:19:19,961 --> 01:19:23,556 Your fatal kisses 1009 01:19:24,266 --> 01:19:27,724 Your mordant kisses 1010 01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:32,898 Your mordant kisses" 1011 01:19:35,944 --> 01:19:39,880 I'll also remember you for the joke about virility, 1012 01:19:40,015 --> 01:19:44,748 when I would tell you on the telephone: "Hello? Hello? Who's calling?" 1013 01:19:44,886 --> 01:19:46,615 "Hello, who is it?" 1014 01:19:46,755 --> 01:19:49,223 And you would answer: "Your penis!" 1015 01:19:56,364 --> 01:19:58,855 The ticks, the song about the ticks 1016 01:19:58,967 --> 01:20:01,333 "The Three Ticks", let's go 1017 01:20:11,146 --> 01:20:14,206 I have three nervous ticks. I babble a bit 1018 01:20:14,316 --> 01:20:17,217 When I sing, it can't be heard. When I speak, however, I can 1019 01:20:17,319 --> 01:20:20,846 This first tick, a rattle. The second, a lisp 1020 01:20:20,989 --> 01:20:24,425 The third is a draft. All three torment me 1021 01:20:30,565 --> 01:20:32,556 And my dear friend from... 1022 01:20:33,802 --> 01:20:36,737 from the old neighborhood gave me a recommendation... 1023 01:20:36,838 --> 01:20:39,068 to a director of the RAI that looked for... 1024 01:20:40,542 --> 01:20:41,804 an announcer 1025 01:20:41,910 --> 01:20:43,935 I went, and I got... 1026 01:20:45,380 --> 01:20:48,941 in line. When my turn came, I told the director this... 1027 01:20:49,651 --> 01:20:51,710 this... this is for you 1028 01:20:52,454 --> 01:20:54,149 They threw me out! 1029 01:20:57,859 --> 01:21:04,788 When we go out, lights, voices and fantasy 1030 01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:08,131 With love, very pretty, very Parisian 1031 01:21:08,236 --> 01:21:12,332 This is Paris, this is night, this is Paris 1032 01:21:12,774 --> 01:21:20,579 If you come to my house some day be sure to bring some fantasy 1033 01:21:20,715 --> 01:21:28,281 What word do you want to hear? Italy, Italy, Italy 1034 01:21:28,623 --> 01:21:35,552 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy 1035 01:21:35,931 --> 01:21:42,666 You won't regret it, you'll be very happy in Italy 1036 01:21:43,071 --> 01:21:50,136 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy 1037 01:21:50,278 --> 01:21:56,911 You won't regret it, you'll be very happy in Italy 1038 01:21:57,419 --> 01:22:00,786 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy 1039 01:22:00,922 --> 01:22:03,789 You won't regret it, you'll be very happy| 1040 01:22:04,125 --> 01:22:07,617 We'll see you for the laughs 1041 01:22:07,729 --> 01:22:11,460 In Italy, Italy, Italy 1042 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:21,231 We'll wait for you in Italy 1043 01:22:21,977 --> 01:22:25,208 Bravo! Bravo! 1044 01:22:25,614 --> 01:22:28,515 - Bravo! - Very good! 1045 01:22:30,151 --> 01:22:36,784 When we go out, lights, voices and fantasy 1046 01:22:36,891 --> 01:22:43,763 We'll see you for the laughs in Italy, Italy, Italy 1047 01:22:43,865 --> 01:22:50,668 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy 1048 01:22:50,839 --> 01:22:57,472 You won't regret it, you'll be very happy in Italy 1049 01:22:57,779 --> 01:23:01,476 Yes, we're like that, we like to laugh in Italy 1050 01:23:04,519 --> 01:23:08,011 Don't applaude me, rather applaude him 1051 01:23:08,456 --> 01:23:12,222 Italy, Italy, Italy 1052 01:23:12,694 --> 01:23:23,070 Come and laugh in Italy 1053 01:23:31,146 --> 01:23:37,176 THE SONGBIRD OF VAL PADANA 1054 01:23:38,553 --> 01:23:44,219 GREETINGS FROM FRIENDS 1055 01:23:59,074 --> 01:24:04,171 FIRST AID 1056 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:10,479 LIKE A QUEEN 1057 01:24:11,686 --> 01:24:16,714 THE RESTAURANT 1058 01:24:17,992 --> 01:24:23,760 NO WORDS 1059 01:24:24,999 --> 01:24:30,494 THE FUNERAL EULOGY 81892

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