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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,060 TILDA: There's a park, Dad. 2 00:00:04,220 --> 00:00:05,500 - Disco. - Nuh. 3 00:00:05,844 --> 00:00:07,564 - Country. - No. 4 00:00:07,570 --> 00:00:09,180 - Punk. - What?! 5 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,380 Soul R'n'B. 6 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:12,681 You're scared because you think Mum and Abi's band 7 00:00:12,687 --> 00:00:13,780 will win the talent quest. 8 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:17,060 (SCOFFS) They're not a band. We're a band. 9 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,220 What's this clown doing? 10 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,100 (BEEPS HORN) 11 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:25,860 Dad! 12 00:00:25,940 --> 00:00:27,620 Just give me a sec. 13 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,660 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON PHONE) 14 00:00:32,214 --> 00:00:34,620 That was my spot you took. 15 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:37,380 6:00am. Yeah, book me in. 16 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:39,500 Hey, I'm talking to you, pal! 17 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:42,580 - (HORN TOOTS) - Oh, keep your shirt on! 18 00:00:42,660 --> 00:00:44,660 (HORNS BEEP) 19 00:00:47,391 --> 00:00:48,856 Hello, old mate. 20 00:00:49,555 --> 00:00:51,940 Hey, I'm gonna catch up with you in a little bit, all right? 21 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:56,140 (LAUGHS) It's a long time, no see. 22 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,500 - Come here, big hugs. Come here. - Hey! 23 00:00:58,806 --> 00:01:00,700 - What are you doing? - Come to visit. 24 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:02,260 Where you been? 25 00:01:02,340 --> 00:01:05,460 - I'm a teacher now. I don't wanna... - Where's my 15 grand? 26 00:01:06,632 --> 00:01:08,100 - 12. - No, no, no. 27 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:09,919 It's 15 with interest. 28 00:01:10,669 --> 00:01:13,060 Yeah, I've got it. I mean, not on me, obviously. 29 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:15,804 - Go get it. I'll wait here. - I can't. I'm teaching. 30 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:19,020 - I'll give you a day. - Hey, Nick! You ready? 31 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,240 Rehearsal this morning. 32 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,100 Nepean South Parents. We've got talent. 33 00:01:22,329 --> 00:01:23,860 - Are you joining? - What? 34 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:24,900 The fund raiser. 35 00:01:24,906 --> 00:01:27,066 We're having a talent quest. We're raising money for the school. 36 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:30,247 No. Actually, Nick's good at that, raising money, eh? 37 00:01:30,656 --> 00:01:33,460 - He's leading the charge on this one. - Ha. Good man. 38 00:01:33,938 --> 00:01:35,409 Dad! Kick it here! 39 00:01:35,415 --> 00:01:37,707 Kick it to me! Kick it to me! 40 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:40,900 Ooh! 41 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,420 Why didn't you catch it? 42 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,060 I didn't know you were gonna kick it. 43 00:01:57,140 --> 00:02:01,100 - Well, you were looking right at me. - I was staring at the parking thief. 44 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:03,500 - Who? - The Muppet that took my car space. 45 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:05,820 Are we ready? Nepean South Parents have got talent! 46 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:08,660 - Yeah, I don't think I have any. - You don't. 47 00:02:08,740 --> 00:02:10,549 - Neither does he. - Oh, cheers. 48 00:02:10,555 --> 00:02:13,581 - Our last rehearsal sucked. - Yeah, that's why we need Nick. 49 00:02:13,587 --> 00:02:15,267 Come on, let's rock! 50 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:20,380 An overdraft. $3,000. 51 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,861 Are you kidding? 52 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:24,617 I have been a customer with your bank since I was 10 years old. 53 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:29,900 Yes, I can email you payslips, tax returns. No, today. I need it today. 54 00:02:30,414 --> 00:02:32,980 (SIGHS) Yes, you can put me on hold, but can you not... 55 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,408 ..play that awful music? 56 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,304 - What is a seven chord? - I'm short. 57 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:41,439 What are you talking about? You're quite tall. 58 00:02:41,915 --> 00:02:43,414 Teach me the chords. 59 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:45,167 Three grand and I'll teach you anything. 60 00:02:45,173 --> 00:02:49,557 Nick, seriously, we need this talent quest to go well. 61 00:02:50,057 --> 00:02:53,463 It is the biggest fund raiser of the year. 62 00:02:53,767 --> 00:02:54,896 (STRUMS RANDOM STRINGS) 63 00:02:54,902 --> 00:02:57,501 And you, my friend, are the linchpin. 64 00:02:57,507 --> 00:02:58,507 The what? 65 00:02:58,513 --> 00:03:00,694 The one who pulls it all together, makes it happen, 66 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:03,900 gets the parents all pumped and the donations pouring in. 67 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:08,420 (STRUMS RANDOM STRINGS) Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wow, wow! 68 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,540 (TUNELESSLY) Whoa-oh... 69 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,842 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 70 00:03:17,848 --> 00:03:22,117 Justin! It's awful. 71 00:03:22,123 --> 00:03:23,398 I thought it was sounding all right. 72 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,752 - Are you out of your mind? - No, it's coming together. 73 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:29,560 - Nick. Nick! - Oh, yeah. It... it'll get there. 74 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:32,380 - Look, I don't think I can do this. - Oh, come on! It's raising money. 75 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,340 Can't I just donate? 76 00:03:34,404 --> 00:03:36,867 - I'm just super busy at the moment. - We're all busy, mate. 77 00:03:36,873 --> 00:03:38,273 What are you busy with? 78 00:03:39,328 --> 00:03:40,291 A lot of things. 79 00:03:40,297 --> 00:03:41,180 Oh. 80 00:03:41,581 --> 00:03:43,460 - Well, that was... - (FEEDBACK) 81 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,492 - Mark! What are you... - Sorry! I'm sorry. 82 00:03:45,836 --> 00:03:48,614 Gentlemen, you can't do this now. 83 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:50,418 We can be more quiet. I can turn it down. 84 00:03:50,424 --> 00:03:52,654 It's class time. Forget it. 85 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:55,780 Well, you're in the girls' band. That's a total conflict of interest. 86 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:59,131 I'm also trying to run a school. Shut it down! 87 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:00,020 - Nick. - Sorry. 88 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,180 Oh! 89 00:04:01,512 --> 00:04:03,740 Guys, I've just gotta go and sort something out. 90 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:05,260 There's something I wanna show you first. 91 00:04:05,347 --> 00:04:08,272 - No, I can't right now, Lewis. - I promise you you're gonna like it. 92 00:04:08,278 --> 00:04:09,398 Only take a minute. 93 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:17,746 - The broken jaw in bed six...? - Gone to X-ray. 94 00:04:17,752 --> 00:04:20,472 What is the second verse? Oh, it goes something like... 95 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,300 Don't worry, I'll remember. 96 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:25,740 Did you get the email from Rachel 97 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:27,820 with the chord and lyrics and some more band names? 98 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:31,180 Dr Crabb, the lady in bed two, she's complaining. 99 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:33,580 Is that Mrs Edson? I've treated her before. 100 00:04:33,918 --> 00:04:36,278 She's Dr Crabb's patient. She can deal with her. 101 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:39,020 - What's this about a band? - Sorry? 102 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:41,820 I heard you talking. Is this the fund raiser for the school? 103 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:44,661 The 'Our Parents Have Got Talent Quest'? 104 00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:47,836 I have no idea what you're talking about. 105 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,260 What do you reckon? 106 00:04:55,719 --> 00:04:57,799 - It's a building. - It's more than that. 107 00:04:58,119 --> 00:05:00,278 It's the new headquarters of the Jam Pit. 108 00:05:00,536 --> 00:05:05,106 The new premium in after-school care and intuitive musical training. 109 00:05:05,676 --> 00:05:09,005 Yeah, it's a bit of a mouthful but they're Rachel's words, not mine. 110 00:05:09,215 --> 00:05:10,540 Anyway, this is it. 111 00:05:11,283 --> 00:05:12,947 I reckon it's great. 112 00:05:18,692 --> 00:05:20,460 There's a really good space in there. 113 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:23,136 The bathroom's down there. 114 00:05:23,853 --> 00:05:25,693 There's a kitchenette here. 115 00:05:25,945 --> 00:05:29,465 Bit of soundproofing, bit of work... Robert's your uncle. 116 00:05:31,062 --> 00:05:33,292 Don't knock yourself out with excitement. 117 00:05:33,298 --> 00:05:36,560 No, I've just got a lot going on... right now. 118 00:05:36,817 --> 00:05:38,614 Don't tell me you've gone cold on the idea. 119 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,028 It's an expensive business to set up. 120 00:05:41,034 --> 00:05:43,700 I mean, you need instruments, amplifiers, PA equipment... 121 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:46,460 Yeah, you'll take care of that. That's what Rachel said. 122 00:05:46,845 --> 00:05:48,085 Oh, really?! 123 00:05:48,532 --> 00:05:50,572 That's a lot of money up front. 124 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:56,147 Unless you're willing to advance me a loan? 125 00:05:56,671 --> 00:05:58,980 - How much? - Three grand. 126 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:05,340 Ooh. 127 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:08,643 Nuh, I'm your partner, not your patron. 128 00:06:11,428 --> 00:06:13,020 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah. 129 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:16,254 I'm just gonna go home and sit for a while. 130 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,500 You know I used to rock the mic? 131 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:28,612 What? 132 00:06:28,618 --> 00:06:30,598 Four nights a week on stage. 133 00:06:30,604 --> 00:06:32,700 That's how I earned my living back in the day. 134 00:06:33,053 --> 00:06:36,573 Vocals, harmonies, I've got 'em all. 135 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:42,780 Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham 136 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:47,780 Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham 137 00:06:47,852 --> 00:06:54,222 Rock my soul Oh, rock my soul... 138 00:06:54,308 --> 00:06:56,460 I'm not kidding. She sang at me. 139 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:57,740 - Toni? - Uh-huh. 140 00:06:57,995 --> 00:07:00,955 - She any good? - I don't even know. Maybe. 141 00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:04,001 I was too weirded out to listen properly. 142 00:07:05,263 --> 00:07:08,335 - Look at this. What do you think? - Love it. 143 00:07:08,382 --> 00:07:13,990 Hey! Is this a rehearsal? Dress-ups. Secret band business. 144 00:07:13,996 --> 00:07:15,396 It's all happening. 145 00:07:15,465 --> 00:07:17,420 - As I was just telling Dr Albert... - (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 146 00:07:17,426 --> 00:07:19,820 ..before she got all stage-frighty on me, 147 00:07:20,653 --> 00:07:22,718 I could be your X factor. 148 00:07:22,786 --> 00:07:24,220 Excuse me. 149 00:07:24,621 --> 00:07:27,300 Hi. Lewis. Hello? 150 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:30,546 I'm in pain. Downstairs. 151 00:07:30,828 --> 00:07:32,940 - In the lounge room? - (SIGHS) 152 00:07:33,592 --> 00:07:35,759 I got a footy kicked into my nuts. 153 00:07:35,765 --> 00:07:37,500 Oh. Oh, baby, that's gotta hurt. 154 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,140 Yeah, it did. 155 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:41,260 And it's still hurting hours later. 156 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:42,700 Put some ice on them. 157 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:45,700 You seriously want me to put ice on my... 158 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:47,820 Yeah, you know what, Lewis? I've gotta go. 159 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,020 I've got patients here. 160 00:08:02,385 --> 00:08:05,582 Hey, Nick, you got a minute? 161 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:08,300 Uh, not really. Is it... is it urgent? 162 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:11,423 Look, I just think what you're doing with the music class, it's fantastic. 163 00:08:12,197 --> 00:08:14,950 Poppy's raving about it. All the kids are. 164 00:08:14,997 --> 00:08:16,967 You're obviously gifted as a teacher 165 00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:21,625 and the rehearsals, they just remind me how... how great music is. 166 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:24,431 Thanks, mate. I really appreciate the feedback. 167 00:08:24,865 --> 00:08:28,652 I just think you and the Jam Pit have enormous potential. 168 00:08:28,722 --> 00:08:31,787 And I... I wanna get seriously involved. 169 00:08:31,818 --> 00:08:34,060 I mean, you are involved. You and Rachel are doing the marketing. 170 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:37,060 No, I wanna go beyond that. I really believe in this venture. 171 00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:38,620 I want to invest in it. 172 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:40,274 I know it's your idea, it's your thing, 173 00:08:40,289 --> 00:08:44,300 but how much do you think it would cost to have a slice of the business? 174 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:46,620 Three grand. That'd get you in on the ground floor. 175 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,020 - Three grand? - Yeah, that would really help. 176 00:08:50,107 --> 00:08:52,725 Right, just, uh... Just... 177 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:55,852 - Yeah, I think I can do that. - Great. 178 00:08:55,858 --> 00:08:57,540 Could you do it now? 179 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,918 - Huh? - While your enthusiasm's bubbling. 180 00:09:01,246 --> 00:09:03,576 - Wow, you don't mess around. - No. 181 00:09:03,582 --> 00:09:05,380 Strike while the iron's hot. 182 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:14,212 Kyle, it's me. I got what you need. I can meet you anywhere, any time. 183 00:09:14,243 --> 00:09:15,883 Ooh, I gotta go. 184 00:09:16,165 --> 00:09:19,655 Hey, Atticus, my man! What's going on? 185 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:22,731 - Where's your mum? - She's in her room. 186 00:09:22,811 --> 00:09:24,491 I think she's crying. 187 00:09:31,593 --> 00:09:32,820 Rach? 188 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:36,220 (SIGHS) 189 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:39,420 Hey... 190 00:09:40,772 --> 00:09:43,151 I'm fine. Promise. It's nothing. 191 00:09:43,157 --> 00:09:44,837 What is it? Tell me. 192 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:51,674 (SIGHS) My stupid ex-husband stopped paying his share of the mortgage. 193 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:54,282 What? When? 194 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:56,899 Oh, he stopped months ago. I've been making up the difference. 195 00:09:56,905 --> 00:10:01,020 But then I lost my job and tried to refinance 196 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,340 and, today, the bank said no. 197 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:04,900 Oh, Rach. 198 00:10:05,362 --> 00:10:07,122 I'm so sorry. 199 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:08,900 He's left me in so much debt. 200 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,220 How much? 201 00:10:10,898 --> 00:10:12,851 (SIGHS) A lot. 202 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:15,940 Well, you've got your new business with Mark, so... 203 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:18,710 I know, I know, but we've only just started, 204 00:10:18,716 --> 00:10:20,516 we're not gonna make money for a while yet. 205 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,980 I'm gonna have to think about selling the house. 206 00:10:24,051 --> 00:10:25,971 Oh, no, you can't. 207 00:10:26,621 --> 00:10:30,277 It's okay, time to... time to downsize. 208 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,039 What about Atticus? 209 00:10:34,355 --> 00:10:35,940 He loves it here. 210 00:10:38,719 --> 00:10:40,460 It's all right, I'll sort it out. 211 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:48,059 I've got 15 grand in cash. 212 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,524 - What? - $15,000. 213 00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:53,380 You can have it right now if you want. 214 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,482 I'm not gonna take money from you. 215 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,088 You can pay me back... whenever. 216 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,420 Oh, Nick. 217 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:12,163 BUZZ: You're alive. I thought you'd maybe joined a monastery. 218 00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,170 Look, I wanna get a poker game going. 219 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:16,681 Five grand entry, invite only. 220 00:11:16,761 --> 00:11:18,641 You, me, three or four others. 221 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,280 Your mate that got banned from the casino. 222 00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:23,616 I don't know, Nick. I thought you were over the whole thing. 223 00:11:23,624 --> 00:11:25,215 - I never said that. - Yeah, you did. 224 00:11:25,221 --> 00:11:26,971 You packed it in and just disappeared 225 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,705 and now suddenly you wanna start up again. 226 00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:32,121 - So why the mad rush? - Why not? 227 00:11:32,201 --> 00:11:33,561 Did Kyle find you? 228 00:11:33,925 --> 00:11:35,339 I know he was looking for you. 229 00:11:35,383 --> 00:11:38,011 Look, I don't want Kyle to know about the game, okay? 230 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,881 Are you in or not? 231 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:44,121 - Let me know when and where. - Good man. 232 00:11:49,297 --> 00:11:50,897 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 233 00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:55,841 Hello? 234 00:12:01,635 --> 00:12:03,275 Lewis? 235 00:12:04,841 --> 00:12:06,441 Hello? 236 00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:09,361 Hello? 237 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:11,928 Oh! 238 00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:17,281 - Are you okay? - Course I am. 239 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,201 Are you sure? You seem a little weird. 240 00:12:21,335 --> 00:12:22,775 I'm all good. 241 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,561 - What are you sitting on? - Nothing. 242 00:12:26,641 --> 00:12:28,321 Yes, you are. 243 00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:29,929 Nothing! 244 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,321 Frozen peas? 245 00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:40,763 I don't feel well. 246 00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:51,521 - He's got pain in his testicles. - In the testicles! Where exactly? 247 00:12:51,914 --> 00:12:53,721 What do you mean, "Where exactly?" 248 00:12:53,801 --> 00:12:57,832 I mean right ball, left ball? Does it radiate? 249 00:12:57,895 --> 00:13:01,201 Can you describe it? Is it definitely in your nut sack? 250 00:13:01,796 --> 00:13:03,148 Yes! It's... 251 00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:05,937 Where's Gemma? Can I see her? 252 00:13:06,054 --> 00:13:08,681 No. She's your wife, she can't treat you. 253 00:13:08,761 --> 00:13:11,801 - Justin, Lewis, what's going on? - He's hurt his gonads. 254 00:13:15,124 --> 00:13:17,404 - (PHONE RINGS ON OTHER END) - Hello? 255 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:18,681 I thought I called Lewis. 256 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,970 Yeah, I'm answering his phone for him. 257 00:13:20,976 --> 00:13:22,321 We're at the hospital. 258 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,641 The hospital? Is he all right? 259 00:13:24,869 --> 00:13:27,269 He's, uh... He's indisposed. 260 00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:32,886 I see thousands of people every year. 261 00:13:32,892 --> 00:13:36,681 Yeah, not people you socialise with, go to movie nights with. 262 00:13:36,761 --> 00:13:39,664 Movie nights? When did we last do a movie night? 263 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:42,161 - When did the pain start? - I told you. 264 00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:43,681 - Well, how hard was the... - Ah! 265 00:13:43,934 --> 00:13:46,929 - I don't want you touching me. - Alright. 266 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:50,179 I will find someone you have never met socially to examine you. 267 00:13:51,889 --> 00:13:54,289 Are you sure you don't want me to cop a little feel? 268 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,180 - Hey, Lewis. - What are you doing here? 269 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:04,795 Yeah, Justin told me that you weren't... well. That's for you. 270 00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:07,041 I don't need visitors. Thanks anyway. 271 00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:11,049 - Are you okay though? How are the boys? - Oh, for crying out loud... 272 00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:13,135 Okay, I'll leave you alone. 273 00:14:14,284 --> 00:14:16,478 It's just that building that you showed me, 274 00:14:16,484 --> 00:14:19,489 I've had a change of heart and I think we should lease it. 275 00:14:19,637 --> 00:14:21,081 Nick... 276 00:14:21,621 --> 00:14:24,749 I have certain other priorities right at this minute. 277 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,527 Sure, sure. 278 00:14:27,351 --> 00:14:31,401 It's just that I spoke to the agent and he's emailed me the lease. 279 00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:32,641 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 280 00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:34,241 And it's just a couple of signatures. 281 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:38,310 We can do this. Just gotta sign... sign there. 282 00:14:39,614 --> 00:14:41,454 And one more. 283 00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:43,641 There. That's it. 284 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,802 - You be straight with me. - Yeah. 285 00:14:45,998 --> 00:14:49,368 Keep dockets, only use the tradespeople I recommend. 286 00:14:49,454 --> 00:14:50,761 I'll write their numbers down for you. 287 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:52,241 Sure. Sure. 288 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,921 (LAUGHTER BEHIND CURTAIN) 289 00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:03,934 Obviously, with the Jam Pit, we do targeted ads. 290 00:15:04,168 --> 00:15:06,241 I've made a list of Facebook groups... 291 00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:09,431 He's just so brilliant. 292 00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:12,647 - The Facebook guy? - Nick. 293 00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:15,791 Do you know he's also the kindest man I've ever met? 294 00:15:16,138 --> 00:15:18,858 Uh, no... I did not know that. 295 00:15:21,147 --> 00:15:26,326 - Are you... okay? - Hm? Sure. I'm peachy. 296 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,554 Apart from having my finances sabotaged 297 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,000 by my psychopath ex-husband. 298 00:15:33,573 --> 00:15:35,595 - That's bad. - Let's not go there. 299 00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:38,120 - No. - We have to make this business work. 300 00:15:38,126 --> 00:15:39,821 - And we will. - We will. 301 00:15:43,729 --> 00:15:46,237 You're, uh... looking at real estate. 302 00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:49,454 It's Nick. He's found the perfect building for the Jam Pit. 303 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,361 - You know Manix is in town? - Oh, yeah? 304 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,339 He'd be keen. And he's a hopeless player. 305 00:16:17,345 --> 00:16:19,801 Yeah, and he thinks he's amazing. Give him a call. 306 00:16:19,881 --> 00:16:21,481 I see where you're going with this place. 307 00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:23,001 Could be a regular venue. 308 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:24,876 Oh, no, mate, it's just a one-off. 309 00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:26,321 You know, you gotta keep these things moving. 310 00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:28,001 Gentlemen! 311 00:16:28,081 --> 00:16:29,801 - Mark? - Nice building. 312 00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,721 - Oh, g'day. Mark Oliver. - Buzz. 313 00:16:31,854 --> 00:16:35,401 Hey, Buzz. You signing up? I mean, not you personally, but... 314 00:16:35,481 --> 00:16:37,061 - Mark. - You have kids? 315 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,471 - Yeah, he's got two. - I've got three, actually. 316 00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:40,721 - Three. - Are they musical? 317 00:16:40,727 --> 00:16:43,261 - Do they play musical instruments? - French horn. 318 00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:45,961 Yeah, and one of them plays he guitar and one of them plays... the drums? 319 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,501 Um, Buzz, I've gotta get on with this 320 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,194 so I'll probably give you a call in a bit. 321 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,601 - Good to meet you, Buzz. - You too, Mark. 322 00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:53,561 French horn. Love it. Rocks. 323 00:16:53,641 --> 00:16:55,281 Mark, what are you doing here? 324 00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:57,988 I found the brochure at Rachel's. Can we go in and have a look? 325 00:16:57,994 --> 00:17:00,905 Oh, no, no, I've got a meeting back at school now, so... 326 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:04,841 Oh, well, I was... I was looking online... 327 00:17:04,847 --> 00:17:05,671 Yeah? 328 00:17:05,677 --> 00:17:07,961 ..And there's a government auction for musical instruments. 329 00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:10,881 - Kind of a fire sale. - Oh, yeah, cool. Go for it. 330 00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:14,041 Well, what do you think we need? Like, drums, amps... 331 00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:16,137 Yeah, all of that. Whatever you think. 332 00:17:16,143 --> 00:17:18,041 Don't you think you should be there to have a look? 333 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:20,639 No, you can handle it. 334 00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:23,409 - Yeah, course I can. - Yeah. 335 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:25,721 Okay, I'll handle it. 336 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,681 Seeya. 337 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:32,813 Alright, results are in. Epididymitis. 338 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,001 - Epi... - Epididymitis. 339 00:17:35,081 --> 00:17:37,726 It is an inflammation of the epididymis, 340 00:17:37,732 --> 00:17:39,641 which is a little coil at the back of the testicle 341 00:17:39,721 --> 00:17:41,481 that stores sperm. 342 00:17:41,816 --> 00:17:42,676 Right. 343 00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:45,425 It should clear up fairly quickly with antibiotics. 344 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:49,281 - Bloody Justin. - The footy might have made it worse. 345 00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:52,801 Often it can be sexually transmitted. 346 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,200 Are you kidding? 347 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,544 I will get the antibiotics and something for the pain. 348 00:18:04,109 --> 00:18:05,481 How are the plums? 349 00:18:05,742 --> 00:18:06,961 Good. 350 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:10,761 - Any news? - No, not yet. 351 00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:13,040 Fingers crossed you get the all clear. 352 00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:15,321 - You comfy? - Mmm. 353 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:16,734 Excuse me, Jemma? 354 00:18:32,297 --> 00:18:35,257 ('THE MESSAGE' BY THE FEATURES PLAYS) 355 00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:49,686 Hey, mate. 356 00:18:49,766 --> 00:18:51,926 - No, it's definitely on. - Hey. 357 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,206 Oh, I'm gonna have to call you back. 358 00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:57,526 Hey, I've picked up the auction catalogue. 359 00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:59,372 I've highlighted a few items of interest. 360 00:18:59,526 --> 00:19:00,353 Yeah. 361 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,526 Yeah, yeah, I know you said to do it alone but you're the expert. 362 00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:05,783 Yeah, look, don't trouble yourself. 363 00:19:05,804 --> 00:19:07,457 No, I thought you might be able to do it. 364 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:09,943 You should come down there. There's a bass I'm thinking of bidding on. 365 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,629 Mark, for God's sake! Don't you have somewhere else do be?! 366 00:19:12,678 --> 00:19:13,958 Something to do? 367 00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:21,246 Oh... yeah, sure. I... Sorry. 368 00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:27,926 - Mark... - No, it's all right. It's okay. 369 00:19:27,932 --> 00:19:30,812 Just, um, do whatever you're doing. It's cool. 370 00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:38,444 Hi. Thought you might be thirsty. 371 00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:43,318 Epididymitis. I've got it. 372 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,066 Is your prostate okay? 373 00:19:45,072 --> 00:19:46,392 Yeah, all good. 374 00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:50,840 Abi think it might be sexually transmitted. 375 00:19:51,846 --> 00:19:54,238 Right, well... well, it can be. 376 00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:56,886 Well, it didn't come from my side of the bed. It didn't come from me. 377 00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:58,726 Good to know. 378 00:19:58,913 --> 00:20:00,366 So... 379 00:20:00,749 --> 00:20:05,086 - Surely you are not suggesting... - Well, I haven't been playing around. 380 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,086 Well, you're the one with form in that department. 381 00:20:08,028 --> 00:20:10,646 I've been at home. I've been stuck there. 382 00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:14,286 While certain other people have been gallivanting around till all hours. 383 00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:16,126 I have been working. 384 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,366 Have you? 385 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:19,366 (SCOFFS) 386 00:20:19,446 --> 00:20:20,886 You know what? You're absolutely right. 387 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,886 I've been lying to you. 388 00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:26,326 I've been out at parties. You know, just getting naked. 389 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:31,166 Alright, Lewis, here's your anti... biotics and, um, some pain relief. 390 00:20:31,602 --> 00:20:35,286 He doesn't need painkillers, he's got a freezer full of frozen peas. 391 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:38,286 - Am I free to go? - Sure. 392 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,806 - Hey, little guy. What's cookin'? - I've got a penalty. 393 00:20:49,368 --> 00:20:52,031 (LAUGHS) Really? 394 00:20:52,037 --> 00:20:54,046 Well, I'm in the goal now. There's no way you can score. 395 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:55,846 Hit! 396 00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:57,606 - Oh! - Yeah! 397 00:20:57,686 --> 00:20:59,766 Oh, he did it! Ooo-aww! 398 00:20:59,846 --> 00:21:02,406 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 399 00:21:06,006 --> 00:21:07,886 (HUMS) 400 00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:16,176 Ooh! Hey. 401 00:21:16,528 --> 00:21:17,886 Rockin', Rach. 402 00:21:18,855 --> 00:21:20,954 - Am I even using this thing right? - Not really. 403 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,509 Hey, how'd you go with the mortgage? 404 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:26,803 Oh, you have no idea how good it feels to have some breathing space. 405 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,806 Thank you. 406 00:21:28,847 --> 00:21:30,847 Try holding it with your other hand. 407 00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:33,800 Oh! Well, that feels completely wrong. 408 00:21:33,806 --> 00:21:35,568 Are you sure you're a music teacher? 409 00:21:35,574 --> 00:21:36,865 If you're right-handed, 410 00:21:36,871 --> 00:21:39,431 you hold it with the left and hit it with the dominant hand. 411 00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:41,635 Oh, I love it when you talk dirty. 412 00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:46,126 I can't. I promised the guys I'd go to rehearsal. 413 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:47,966 You cannot be supporting the enemy. 414 00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:50,006 If they're any good, you and me are finished. 415 00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:53,166 (GRUNTS LOUDLY) I'm gonna have to sabotage them then. 416 00:21:54,539 --> 00:21:56,886 - I think I could spare 10 minutes. - Ooh! 417 00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:06,406 Hey! 418 00:22:13,806 --> 00:22:16,732 - What's up? - What's up? You're out of time! 419 00:22:16,738 --> 00:22:19,360 - You've been out of tune all night! - No, I haven't! 420 00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:22,766 - I'm on antibiotics. - Well, what's your excuse? 421 00:22:22,846 --> 00:22:24,126 Give me a minute. 422 00:22:26,059 --> 00:22:28,426 - How's your nuts? - Better than they were. 423 00:22:32,606 --> 00:22:34,806 Do you think Gemma's hot? 424 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:36,556 Huh? 425 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:39,234 - Objectively. Say we weren't mates. - Is this a trick question? 426 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,000 Just answer me! Truthfully. 427 00:22:41,366 --> 00:22:42,926 Sure. She's smoking. 428 00:22:45,256 --> 00:22:46,446 Sorry, guys. 429 00:22:46,526 --> 00:22:47,860 You gonna be on your phone all night? 430 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,606 Oh, it was Looby wanting help with the girls' band. 431 00:22:50,961 --> 00:22:52,086 They any good? 432 00:22:54,405 --> 00:22:56,126 Alright, well, we've gotta be better than them. 433 00:22:56,206 --> 00:22:57,966 Let's... let's just do it one more time. 434 00:22:58,046 --> 00:23:00,006 - (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) - Oh, I'm so sorry. 435 00:23:00,023 --> 00:23:01,479 I'm gonna have to take this. 436 00:23:01,485 --> 00:23:03,045 Are you kidding? I've gotta leave soon. 437 00:23:03,051 --> 00:23:05,840 - Yeah, we'll fix it tomorrow. - The gig is tomorrow. 438 00:23:05,846 --> 00:23:07,623 We'll arrive early, we'll sound check 439 00:23:07,629 --> 00:23:09,726 and we'll iron out all the bumps, okay? 440 00:23:10,272 --> 00:23:12,187 Hey, Buzz. Yeah... 441 00:23:12,193 --> 00:23:14,713 - Oh, that's it. I'm outta here. - Me too. 442 00:23:16,135 --> 00:23:17,495 You're on your own, McCarthy. 443 00:23:23,126 --> 00:23:27,006 Yeah, uh, it'd be good to confirm one more. 444 00:23:28,246 --> 00:23:30,606 Yeah, all right. I'll catch ya. 445 00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:35,206 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 446 00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,478 Hey, Mark. 447 00:23:43,576 --> 00:23:45,016 You okay? 448 00:23:47,023 --> 00:23:51,531 It was... it was pretty rough. 449 00:23:51,554 --> 00:23:52,771 Yeah, it'll be all right. 450 00:23:52,777 --> 00:23:54,983 We'll run it a few times before the crowds arrive. 451 00:23:55,843 --> 00:23:58,286 Hey, I'm sorry that I snapped at you today. 452 00:23:58,516 --> 00:24:01,236 I was just... stressing out. 453 00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:02,686 You? 454 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,846 (SIGHS) Hey, Mark, while you're here, let me show you something. 455 00:24:11,112 --> 00:24:14,653 It's just a few easy chords. 456 00:24:14,659 --> 00:24:16,859 D. (PLAYS CHORD) 457 00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:21,086 A. (PLAYS CHORD) 458 00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:23,492 E. (PLAYS CHORD) 459 00:24:23,646 --> 00:24:24,913 - That's it. - Yep. 460 00:24:24,919 --> 00:24:26,299 Missed it. A little faster. Try again. 461 00:24:26,305 --> 00:24:27,625 - Yep. - D. 462 00:24:29,074 --> 00:24:31,234 A. 463 00:24:31,290 --> 00:24:33,090 E. 464 00:24:33,608 --> 00:24:37,229 Two, three. (HUMS) 465 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:49,046 Let the midnight special shine a light on me... 466 00:24:49,126 --> 00:24:50,486 - Do you know it? - Yeah. 467 00:24:50,492 --> 00:24:51,455 If I ever go to Houston. 468 00:24:51,461 --> 00:24:55,242 - If I ever go to Houston - Houston 469 00:24:55,479 --> 00:24:58,573 BOTH: If I ever go to Houston Oh, you better walk right 470 00:24:59,588 --> 00:25:03,166 Oh, you better not gamble 471 00:25:03,555 --> 00:25:06,240 And you better not fight... 472 00:25:06,246 --> 00:25:09,206 (SINGING FADES, GUITAR CONTINUES) 473 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,440 (SIGHS) So, what have you got for me? 474 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:49,809 I need another day. 475 00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:51,757 That's a little bit boring. You said you had it. 476 00:25:51,763 --> 00:25:53,723 Yeah, I did. I will. 477 00:25:54,655 --> 00:25:55,886 You'll get your 15 grand. 478 00:25:55,966 --> 00:25:57,566 Did you get married? Is that what happened? 479 00:25:57,646 --> 00:25:59,514 Got the little purse strings wrapped around your neck. 480 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,520 Have we got a deal or not? 481 00:26:01,846 --> 00:26:03,886 Come on, lighten up. 482 00:26:04,255 --> 00:26:06,615 I miss our little conversations around the table. 483 00:26:07,624 --> 00:26:09,566 You'll get your money tomorrow night. 484 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:11,766 Don't go all normal on me, Nicky. 485 00:26:12,966 --> 00:26:14,646 Not you. 486 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,769 So have we come up with a name yet? 487 00:26:28,775 --> 00:26:31,753 Rachel keeps banging on about The 'C' Cups. 488 00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:33,940 Amiodarone. 489 00:26:34,245 --> 00:26:38,709 - You wanna call the band that? - Causes inflammations and flare-ups. 490 00:26:38,715 --> 00:26:40,595 And in some cases, epididymitis. 491 00:26:41,579 --> 00:26:45,641 Lewis is taking Amiodarone? I thought he was taking solivert. 492 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:49,319 He was but on his last visit, the doctor changed his prescription. 493 00:26:49,325 --> 00:26:50,965 Well, he didn't tell me that. 494 00:26:50,988 --> 00:26:53,796 He said he wasn't taking anything and when I pressed him, he goes, 495 00:26:53,823 --> 00:26:57,209 "Same thing as always," and I said, "Solivert?" 496 00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:59,803 And he goes, "Yeah, that." 497 00:27:04,627 --> 00:27:07,100 - You should put him out of his misery. - (LAUGHS WRYLY) 498 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,540 I'll think about it. 499 00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:12,980 So it's not sexually transmitted! 500 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:14,660 Not in this case, no. 501 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:16,140 - Unless... - Unless nothin'. 502 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,340 We're in the clear. 503 00:27:17,997 --> 00:27:21,221 Wow. That's a really special apology. 504 00:27:21,227 --> 00:27:24,097 No, well... I wasn't accusing you. 505 00:27:24,103 --> 00:27:26,020 You pretty much were, Lewis. 506 00:27:26,026 --> 00:27:28,026 Yeah, but I was... I was confused. 507 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,900 You know, I knew it wasn't me. 508 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,020 I'm sorry. Honestly. 509 00:27:36,330 --> 00:27:37,780 Why would you lie to Abi? 510 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,709 - I was embarrassed. - Why? 511 00:27:40,715 --> 00:27:43,019 It's heart medication. It makes me feel old. 512 00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:45,100 Oh, for goodness sake. 513 00:27:45,509 --> 00:27:48,493 I've got 20-year-old patients on this medication. 514 00:27:48,499 --> 00:27:51,779 It doesn't mean that they're old, it means they have heart problems. 515 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:54,500 What? 516 00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:56,940 I got to see you in action at the hospital. 517 00:27:57,503 --> 00:27:58,860 You've seen me before. 518 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:01,100 Yeah, but not really. I was watching you. 519 00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:04,740 You were so brilliant. 520 00:28:05,326 --> 00:28:06,460 So beautiful. 521 00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:09,500 Lewis... 522 00:28:09,848 --> 00:28:14,973 I guess I was just feeling... you know... vulnerable. 523 00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,380 Does happen occasionally. 524 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,700 Come here, you idiot. 525 00:28:29,727 --> 00:28:32,159 Shouldn't it be "have" got talent? 526 00:28:33,331 --> 00:28:34,180 Sorry? 527 00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,500 Well, shouldn't in be "Nepean South Parents HAVE Got Talent" 528 00:28:36,531 --> 00:28:38,726 rather than "Got Talent"? 529 00:28:39,023 --> 00:28:40,743 It's a bit hip-hop. 530 00:28:40,749 --> 00:28:42,300 What are you doing here? 531 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:44,580 The event doesn't even start for a couple of hours. 532 00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:48,300 Oh, I just wanted to set up. 533 00:28:48,487 --> 00:28:50,395 Nick promised we could have a few run-throughs. 534 00:28:50,401 --> 00:28:52,700 (LAUGHS) I wouldn't bother. 535 00:28:53,324 --> 00:28:54,260 Sorry? 536 00:28:54,879 --> 00:28:57,468 Well, if you haven't got it right yet, 537 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,754 a last-minute rehearsal isn't gonna fix it. 538 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,941 I wonder where he is. He said he'd be here. 539 00:29:03,947 --> 00:29:06,267 I'm sure he's on his way. 540 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:10,500 (LAUGHS, SIGHS) 541 00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:17,340 BETTY DAVIS: I said if I'm in luck I just might get picked up 542 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:24,540 I said I'm fishin' trick and you can call it what you want then 543 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:30,100 I said I'm wigglin' my fanny... 544 00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:32,220 Ace and king. 545 00:29:32,592 --> 00:29:34,020 Thank you, gentlemen. 546 00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:39,010 - (PHONE VIBRATES) - Ah, excuse me. 547 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,182 Mark. 548 00:29:42,326 --> 00:29:43,686 You're already there? 549 00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:48,026 Well, I can fix the amp when I get there. 550 00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:54,022 Okay, okay, okay, yeah, I'm just finishing up a job here. I'm nearly there. 551 00:29:54,146 --> 00:29:55,706 Good. 552 00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:58,980 So where were we? 553 00:30:09,023 --> 00:30:10,134 Fives. 554 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:12,020 - You were bluffin'. - A pair of fives. 555 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,620 - Unbelievable. - Thank you, gentlemen. 556 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,340 But now I must leave you. 557 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:19,344 (BANGING ON DOOR) KYLE: Guys, gonna invite me in? 558 00:30:20,968 --> 00:30:22,789 Well, hang on, I'm not completely out. 559 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,535 Good for you. I've gotta go. 560 00:30:25,614 --> 00:30:26,881 I heard there's a game on. 561 00:30:26,887 --> 00:30:28,334 Game's over, Kyle. We're packing up. 562 00:30:28,516 --> 00:30:29,836 So you've got my money, 563 00:30:29,842 --> 00:30:32,662 including two grand interest for the extra day you needed. 564 00:30:35,687 --> 00:30:38,580 Well, look, it's nearly all here but I've gotta go. 565 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:41,540 Like hell you do. I'm ready to play. 566 00:30:41,865 --> 00:30:43,785 Manix here needs a chance to win his money back. 567 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,271 - Mate, I gotta... - Sit down, Nick. 568 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:46,970 You deal 'em out. 569 00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:50,820 Sit down. 570 00:31:30,158 --> 00:31:31,678 - Where's Nick? - I don't know. 571 00:31:31,818 --> 00:31:34,180 - But you chaps are on soon. - We can't go on without him. 572 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,780 Well, you'll just have to. 573 00:31:36,712 --> 00:31:38,980 - Ma... maybe I should go find him. - Where's Nick? 574 00:31:39,134 --> 00:31:41,380 Atticus is so excited. 575 00:31:41,386 --> 00:31:43,581 Right, I... I'm gonna find him. 576 00:31:43,587 --> 00:31:45,667 - What? - Looks like it's just you and me. 577 00:31:46,118 --> 00:31:47,146 Huh? 578 00:31:49,078 --> 00:31:50,229 Hey, hey... 579 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:51,846 What's up? 580 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:53,590 Not sure. 581 00:31:55,145 --> 00:31:57,380 Raise. Four thou. 582 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,660 Fold. 583 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:06,060 You're not folding again, Nicky? 584 00:32:06,496 --> 00:32:08,380 - Well, where have they gone? - They went to get Nick. 585 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,977 - And where is he? - He's not answering his phone. 586 00:32:10,983 --> 00:32:13,740 - So we're up next. - That is so unfair. 587 00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:15,988 We're on last. We said that all along. 588 00:32:15,994 --> 00:32:18,192 - I bet they did this on purpose. - Mm-hm. 589 00:32:18,559 --> 00:32:20,300 Gamesmanship. 590 00:32:20,575 --> 00:32:23,580 - Well, maybe they can do an encore. - What about a real saw? 591 00:32:24,339 --> 00:32:26,620 (MAN WHISTLES 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN') 592 00:32:33,694 --> 00:32:35,300 Nick, you in there? 593 00:32:39,016 --> 00:32:40,100 Hey. 594 00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:43,460 Guys, you can't be here. 595 00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:45,540 Oh, you're that Muppet from the other day. 596 00:32:45,885 --> 00:32:48,325 - Sorry? - The tool that stole my car space. 597 00:32:48,441 --> 00:32:49,620 Lewis... 598 00:32:49,856 --> 00:32:51,862 What are you doing with these clowns anyway? 599 00:32:52,010 --> 00:32:53,246 I need you guys to go. 600 00:32:53,252 --> 00:32:55,300 This is why you were so keen to sign the lease. 601 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:58,026 I gave you $3,000 cash. That better not be my money... 602 00:32:58,032 --> 00:33:01,790 Your money's safe, all right? I need to see this game through. 603 00:33:01,796 --> 00:33:03,083 Look, can I have the lecture tomorrow? 604 00:33:03,089 --> 00:33:05,460 I'm happy to cop it tomorrow but right now, I can't leave. 605 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:07,933 Hey, Nick, are we playing this game or what? 606 00:33:07,939 --> 00:33:09,700 You'd rather sit around with losers like this... 607 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:12,380 I don't know who you are but you need to vacate this building ASA.. 608 00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:14,820 - It's my building, idiot. - And I contributed financially... 609 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:17,140 - Get outta here. - What are you doing?! 610 00:33:17,212 --> 00:33:19,761 - Hey, excuse me, pal! - Come on, who are you guys? 611 00:33:19,775 --> 00:33:20,816 - Who are we? - Yeah. 612 00:33:20,855 --> 00:33:23,020 - We're in a band... with him. - Yeah? 613 00:33:23,026 --> 00:33:25,946 Well, we're meant to be playing a gig, like, right now at the school. 614 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,740 Oh, at the school! What are you, The Wiggles? 615 00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:30,100 - I'll give you the... - Calm down! Calm... Stop! 616 00:33:32,213 --> 00:33:33,660 - Come on, let's... - He can't. 617 00:33:34,209 --> 00:33:36,820 - Why can't he? - 'Cause he owes me money. 618 00:33:38,019 --> 00:33:39,181 Nick? 619 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,540 I have to stay. 620 00:33:54,305 --> 00:33:57,223 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 621 00:33:57,229 --> 00:33:58,869 The 'C' Cups. 622 00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:00,949 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 623 00:34:04,589 --> 00:34:07,749 ('STAYIN' ALIVE' BY THE BEE GEES PLAYS) 624 00:34:07,829 --> 00:34:11,029 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk 625 00:34:11,109 --> 00:34:13,389 I'm a woman's man No time to talk 626 00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:15,629 Music loud and women warm 627 00:34:15,709 --> 00:34:17,949 I've been kicked around Since I was born 628 00:34:18,029 --> 00:34:20,309 And now it's all right It's okay 629 00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:22,549 You may look the other way 630 00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:24,829 And we can try to understand 631 00:34:24,909 --> 00:34:27,195 The New York Times' effect on man 632 00:34:27,201 --> 00:34:29,121 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother 633 00:34:29,178 --> 00:34:31,338 You're stayin' alive Stayin' alive 634 00:34:31,629 --> 00:34:33,705 Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' 635 00:34:33,711 --> 00:34:35,903 And we're stayin' alive Stayin' alive 636 00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:40,549 Ah, ha, ha, ha Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 637 00:34:40,629 --> 00:34:51,749 Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive Stayin' alive 638 00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,085 BOTH: I'm goin' nowhere... 639 00:34:59,328 --> 00:35:00,415 Fold. 640 00:35:00,421 --> 00:35:01,869 You're goin' out backwards, Nick. 641 00:35:02,718 --> 00:35:04,149 (MESSAGE TONE) 642 00:35:04,663 --> 00:35:07,069 BUZZ: Gents, we in? 643 00:35:08,412 --> 00:35:10,029 Five thou. 644 00:35:15,638 --> 00:35:17,069 Can you guys believe this? 645 00:35:17,677 --> 00:35:19,989 (LAUGHS) Nick? 646 00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:26,204 Yeah, I'm in for five. 647 00:35:27,589 --> 00:35:29,589 (MESSAGE TONE) 648 00:35:42,898 --> 00:35:44,818 We have to go on after them? 649 00:35:52,989 --> 00:35:55,149 Buzz, you folding already? 650 00:35:55,482 --> 00:35:56,505 No way. 651 00:35:58,013 --> 00:35:59,389 I'm raising. 652 00:35:59,395 --> 00:36:00,835 Impressive. 653 00:36:00,989 --> 00:36:02,334 Nick? 654 00:36:09,469 --> 00:36:12,027 - Okay, this is terrifying. - So it's verse, chorus and verse. 655 00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:12,699 Is that... 656 00:36:12,705 --> 00:36:14,513 No, it's two verses, then the chorus. 657 00:36:14,519 --> 00:36:16,239 It's three verses if you count the intro. 658 00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:18,983 - Wh.. what? - It's eight bars to a verse. 659 00:36:18,989 --> 00:36:20,349 Lyrically, not musically. 660 00:36:27,749 --> 00:36:29,269 Alright. 661 00:36:29,349 --> 00:36:30,565 All in? 662 00:36:32,276 --> 00:36:35,549 Player. You always were good at losing. 663 00:36:36,885 --> 00:36:38,885 Might just have to work out a payment plan... 664 00:36:39,708 --> 00:36:41,308 ..with interest. 665 00:36:58,669 --> 00:37:06,709 Uh, hi. We're Lewis and Justin and Mark. 666 00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:10,109 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 667 00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:12,732 Can I just say it's great... 668 00:37:18,589 --> 00:37:19,709 (MIC OFF) Hello? 669 00:37:19,789 --> 00:37:20,777 Hello? 670 00:37:21,549 --> 00:37:24,517 I think we've lost the sound. 671 00:37:24,523 --> 00:37:28,349 I think my wife might have destroyed the microphone. 672 00:37:28,429 --> 00:37:30,429 (LAUGHTER) 673 00:37:31,367 --> 00:37:32,829 I'm not... I'm not getting any sound here. 674 00:37:32,909 --> 00:37:35,469 - Neither am I. - One, two, three. 675 00:37:35,549 --> 00:37:37,709 No! Let go of it. No. 676 00:37:38,419 --> 00:37:43,429 Uh... got some technical difficulties. 677 00:37:43,509 --> 00:37:45,829 (FEEDBACK) 678 00:37:46,602 --> 00:37:49,189 Sorry. Sorry about that. 679 00:37:49,554 --> 00:37:51,029 Where's Nick? I'm gonna kill him. 680 00:37:51,109 --> 00:37:53,002 - Oh, get in the queue. - Hey, we ready? 681 00:37:53,008 --> 00:37:55,589 - No, we're... No. - No, no! 682 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:57,878 Let's do this. 683 00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:03,195 One, two, three, four. 684 00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:12,989 Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam 685 00:38:13,069 --> 00:38:15,269 Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam 686 00:38:15,349 --> 00:38:17,389 Black Betty had a child Bam-ba-lam 687 00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:19,389 The damn thing gone wild Bam-ba-lam 688 00:38:19,469 --> 00:38:21,549 She said, "I'm outta mind" Bam-ba-lam 689 00:38:21,629 --> 00:38:23,709 The damn thing gone blind Bam-ba-lam 690 00:38:23,789 --> 00:38:25,709 Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam 691 00:38:25,789 --> 00:38:28,069 Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam 692 00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:36,229 Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam 693 00:38:36,309 --> 00:38:38,189 Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam 694 00:38:38,269 --> 00:38:40,309 You know she gets me high Bam-ba-lam 695 00:38:40,389 --> 00:38:42,389 You know that's no lie Bam-ba-lam 696 00:38:42,469 --> 00:38:44,389 She's so rock steady Bam-ba-lam 697 00:38:44,469 --> 00:38:46,509 And she's always ready Bam-ba-lam 698 00:38:46,589 --> 00:38:48,669 Whoa, Black Betty Bam-ba-lam 699 00:38:48,749 --> 00:38:50,709 Whoa, Black Betty. Bam-ba-lam. 700 00:39:04,309 --> 00:39:07,669 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 701 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,200 It was a high-stakes buy-in poker game. 702 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,520 It was completely illegal. 703 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,720 It's obviously what he does in his spare time. 704 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,560 Guys, just leave all that stuff. I'll sort it out tomorrow. 705 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,840 Well, there's a bit to sort out, isn't there? 706 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,440 Look, it was never my intention not to turn up. 707 00:39:35,839 --> 00:39:37,320 Things just got out of hand. 708 00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:40,317 As they do. 709 00:39:40,374 --> 00:39:42,454 I had to clear a debt, and I did that. 710 00:39:42,653 --> 00:39:45,520 - It was just a one-off thing. - Didn't feel like a one-off. 711 00:39:45,526 --> 00:39:49,766 Let me tell you straight up, pal, I'm not investing in a poker franchise. 712 00:39:51,293 --> 00:39:52,613 Me either. 713 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,280 And I can tell you straight up that I don't work for you or you. 714 00:39:56,286 --> 00:39:58,086 I'm not your employee and I'm not your kid. 715 00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:03,560 - Hello, losers! - Oh, here she is, my disco princess. 716 00:40:03,989 --> 00:40:05,840 Oh, you coming back to my place? 717 00:40:05,846 --> 00:40:07,735 Now that I'm officially more talented than you, 718 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:09,181 I thought we could celebrate. 719 00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:14,840 Then perhaps tomorrow you could move your stuff in permanently. 720 00:40:15,392 --> 00:40:16,892 Oh, wow. 721 00:40:16,898 --> 00:40:19,846 Who knows? Some of my gold might rub off on you. 722 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,143 Mmm. 723 00:40:21,149 --> 00:40:23,422 Unless you're scared of the competition. 724 00:40:23,647 --> 00:40:25,967 Maybe just a little bit. 725 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,520 - Did she just ask him to move in? - BOTH: Yep. 726 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,120 It's diabolical. 727 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,480 Next Monday, Nick's big secret is out. 728 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,440 I don't want a reckless gambler teaching my child. 729 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,760 - But will he confess... - Rachel. 730 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,640 ..to the one he loves most? 731 00:40:55,293 --> 00:40:57,112 - I haven't told her yet. - You're unreal. 732 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,464 And get ready, there's big... 733 00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:01,873 - It's insane, right? - Yeah! 734 00:41:01,879 --> 00:41:04,040 ..Big, baby news. 735 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,720 Which one of your favourites is pregnant? 736 00:41:08,116 --> 00:41:10,640 - She's having a baby. - Congratulations? 737 00:41:11,894 --> 00:41:16,894 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com - 738 00:41:16,944 --> 00:41:21,494 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54984

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