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Previously on "Hot Streets"...
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I still can't believe Mom's gone.
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You're my last living relative.
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Fun fact ... activating the badge
swords gives you cancer.
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I'm calling him "Fronch."
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I'm kind of busy.
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Remember, you're
the only girl for m...
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Man, my stinger is raw.
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Oh, Hot Streets, your candy
castle is about to crumble.
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And now the season finale
of "Hot Streets."
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1x10 - The Final Stand
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- Wolf brothers!
- Yeah, boss?
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Round up the rest
of the Creep-Along Gang
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and load up the goofy gas.
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It is time to take down
Hot Streets.
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No one on the seventh floor
is treating the threat
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of Count Dracula and
the Creep-Along Gang seriously.
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I fear even the committee
may be compromised.
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You may be the only agent
I can trust, Mark.
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- And me, Donald!
- If I know Count Dracula,
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we need to evacuate Hot Streets
headquarters ASAP.
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You're right.
There's no time to waste.
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- Damn it!
- Count Dracula?
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Looks like you have
some problems,
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but even more than you think.
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This deed says
Count Dracula owns the land
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our headquarters was built on.
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- It looks legit.
- Careful, Count.
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I know a lot of crooked lawyers
that will twist and turn
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and tie this up in court for decades.
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French, that's not how we do things.
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Listen. I am a sportsman,
and I like you guys.
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I really do! So I am
offering you a chance
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to win back the land in a fair way.
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I'm on the edge of my seat,
Count Dracula.
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- Spit it out.
- How about a game of baseball?
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Your Hot Streets agents versus me
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and the rest
of the Creep-Along Gang.
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- Winner takes all.
- You're on.
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Great! Although, good luck
finding agents to play,
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seeing as how somebody,
not me, of course ...
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bombed your office with goofy gas.
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Goofy gas is serious business.
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Goofy gas makes you paralyzed.
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Don't want to fetch, Chubbie?
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I guess you're too preoccupied
with your nerdy book club.
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Quick, Jen, get in the car.
We got to go Hot Streets.
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Wait!
Maybe I have plans.
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You mean with your boyfriend,
the guy who never returns
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your texts or calls
or appreciates you at all?
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Maybe you're the one
who doesn't appreciate me.
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Since Mom died, all I've done
is help you with these cases,
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and nobody at Hot Streets
seems to know I exist.
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Actually, Soo Park asked
for you specifically.
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- Soo Park?
- Chubbie, we need you, too.
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Let's go.
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Fine, go to your snobby book
club, you good-for-nothing mutt.
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Jen Sanders, your contributions
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have been numerous and exceptional.
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That's why I'm making you
an honorary Hot Streets agent.
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Wow.
Thank you.
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- Peenie Squeezie.
- Hey!
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Your contributions have been
numerous and exceptional.
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- Hmm.
- That's why I'm making you...
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Welcome to the team, Jen.
We're equals now.
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Want to be my date
to the Porn Awards tonight?
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I have front-row seats.
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The Porn Awards?
Of course I'm interested, Matt!
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- But I'm supposed to play baseball.
- She can't make it.
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Oh. Okay. I probably shouldn't
have gotten my hopes up.
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We're both so busy.
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Actually, count me in.
I'm coming over.
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- Sure, fine. Go.
- What?
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That's right. I don't care.
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We already found
your replacement,
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and he's superior to you
in every regard.
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- His name is Louie Jabar Jr.
- Well, good.
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I'll see you around, then.
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We're live at Cube Sphere Field
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for the most anticipated
sporting event of the century,
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Hot Streets versus Count Dracula
and the Creep-Along Gang.
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Yes. Looks like the Creep-Alongs
are taking the field right now.
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First up, we have
the Wolf Brothers,
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Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein,
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the She-Creature
from the Dirty Canal,
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and also Witch!
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Ree-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!
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Romantic Phantom.
Those floating boxing gloves
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can only mean See-Through Person
is probably here, and ...
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Who's that?
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- Ohh!
- As you all know,
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Count Dracula has been
a thorn in our side
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since the founding of Hot Streets.
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Today, his reign of terror
ends once and for all.
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This baseball game
will be our final stand.
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Not to be a negative Nancy,
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but we don't have supernatural
powers like they do.
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Maybe we should level
the playing field a bit.
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By cheating?
That's not what Hot Streets
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or America or baseball,
America's greatest pastime,
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is about.
We play by the rules.
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All right.
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Now, let's get out there
and kick Count Dracula's hiney.
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Huzzah.
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Either the Creep-Along
Gang all have itchy noses,
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or they're planning to cheat.
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This announcer thinks it's the latter.
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Play ball!
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Aah!
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- Hey!
- What a dirty trick,
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but this is the minor leagues,
so anything goes.
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- Pizza delivery.
- I ordered a pizza
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in the middle of the big ball game?
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Strike three, you're out!
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Cheese pizza?
Just cheese?
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Louie Jabar Jr. is out of here.
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It's a shame so many of us
turn to the bottle for help.
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Good luck getting your life
back together, Louie Jabar Jr.
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Sorry, Soo.
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- Ugh! Damn it!
- We're down but not out.
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Now, I have an idea that'll really ...
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I had an idea.
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Mr. Webbers,
you've made some progress,
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but we'll still need more tests
for conclusive results.
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I still don't understand
how your blood cancer
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escalated to stage III.
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Fun fact ... activating
the badge swords gives you cancer.
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Is this real life?
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I can't remember the last time
I was this happy.
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- I'm glad you're finally here with me.
- Me, too.
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And now, the nominees
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for best amateur interracial anal.
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"Fronch and the Veck woman."
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Fronch ran that Veck woman
raggedy snaggedy.
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It's the seventh-inning stretch,
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and things couldn't
be worse for Branski
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and all my other
favorite Hot Streets.
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Simply put, they're losing.
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All right, everybody.
It looks bad,
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but we can still win
fair and square.
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That's not true.
The truth is,
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we're losing because of me.
It was ridiculous
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to think we could have an
honest-to-God fair baseball game
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against Count Dracula
and the Creep-Along Gang.
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And only one person
was bold enough
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to stand up to me
over and over again ... French.
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- Aah!
- I'm sorry.
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What's your idea?
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This substance is, for lack
of a better description,
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baseball cheating juice.
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I-I admit, I took it
without permission
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while we were investigating
the brain monsters ...
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- Everybody drink the sperm.
- It's not sperm!
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- It just tastes like my sperm.
- It also tastes like my sperm.
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Hey!
Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh,
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wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh.
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You're out.
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Pizza delivery.
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Gentlemen, I ordered
no such pizza.
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Count Dracula's not
going to like this.
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Pizza.
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The cheat juice is working!
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Louie Jabar Jr. has
really turned his life around
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with his new hobby,
boogie boarding,
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an inspiring alternative to the bottle.
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I hope Count Dracula gets
a taste of his own medicine.
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I can't stand that guy.
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Up yours, Count Dracula!
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It's the bottom of the ninth,
and Hot Streets is up 54 to 53.
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All they need is one out.
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Everything comes down
to this next play.
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Hold on, now.
It looks like Count Dracula
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is trying to bribe Tummy Rumbles
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with a big suitcase of money!
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Don't do it, Tummy!
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Unh-unh. Unh-unh!
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Yes!
Tummy is rejecting his offer.
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Looks like he's all about family.
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Tummy, no!
You saw it here first, folks.
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Count Dracula has turned
Tummy Rumbles into a vampire.
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He's now asking for some time off
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to cope with what just happened,
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and can you blame him?
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If we don't find a ninth player,
we'll have to forfeit.
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What about Chubbie?
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That good-for-nothing's
at his snobby book club.
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I can help. I'll find
Jen with my super speed.
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It's important that you
deliver this message.
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- Can you remember all that?
- Of course.
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- I have a photographic memory.
- Go, Fronch!
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And the nominees
for best interracial [bleep] pie,
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"Fronch and the Veck woman."
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Fronch again? He's nominated
for everything tonight.
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He's a [bleep] artist.
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We're living
in a post-Fronch world now.
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Psst! Jen.
Hey, Jen.
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And the winner is... Fronch.
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You know, I ran that Veck
woman raggedy snaggedy.
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- Yeah!
- Yes. Yes.
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Thank you, but that's not
why I'm here.
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Jen Sanders, I have an important
message from your uncle.
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You know Fronch?
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I remember this message perfectly.
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"Jen, something-something,
Branski needs you.
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Something-something baseball
and your mom.
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Something about
not appreciating you enough.
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Something-something, something."
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Matt, I have to go.
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- If you go, it's over between us.
- I'm sorry.
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Hot Streets
is still without a full team.
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It looks like this game is over.
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Wait. Here comes a replacement,
and just in time, too.
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[Bleep] Damn!
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Jen, we couldn't
do this without you.
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It looks like
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the crowd agrees with Branski.
I know I do.
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Gah-gah.
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Aah!
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They won!
Hot Streets is here to stay.
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- Louie!
- Hey, you did it again.
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- We're Hot Streets, and we won.
- Yay, Louie!
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- All thanks to Louie Jabar Jr.
- Louie Jabar Jr., you dick.
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Nice work, Donald.
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Hey!
Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh,
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wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh.
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Go ahead, Peenie Squeezie.
I deserve this.
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Hey, uh... wuh. Wuh.
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Where are you going,
Peenie Squeezie?
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All talk and no follow-through.
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- Aah! Aah!
- Man, after all that,
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he didn't even squeeze him.
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We won, Chubbie!
No thanks to you.
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Nope. He doesn't get
to celebrate with us.
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Lazy mutt was too busy
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reading his
pseudo-intellectual bullshit.
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"How to Hide Cancer
From Your Family."
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It says here that Chubbie
beat cancer.
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Why didn't you tell us?
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Blood cancer?
That was the cancer that took Mom.
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You were afraid to upset me,
weren't you?
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I don't know what to say.
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I'm just so glad
you're still with us.
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You're a tough little guy.
You know that?
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Screw the baseball game.
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Hooray for Chubbie Webbers!
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Aww.
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