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For the last time,
where's yo body?!
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Yeah, we want to arrest all of
you, not just the bones.
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That's it!
Give me five mutes alone with him.
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I'll pull him apart,
piece by piece.
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You?
All right, then, rough him up.
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Hey, stop laughing!
Your bones are sharp.
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Ow, my bones!
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My sensitive bones!
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1x06 - Operation Large and in Charge
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As I'm sure you've heard,
the mysterious sea creature
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we call "Blozark"
has utterly devastated
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most of South America.
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We sent our undefeated robot
champion, Ultrastar,
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to fight him.
Here's what happed.
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Thanks for nothing, Ultrastar!
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Rest in peace, Ultrastar.
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Blozark is currently heading
straight for us,
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so we're desperate
for new defense strategies.
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This might sound crazy,
but what if I told you
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I could fight Blozark myself?
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I would say,
"You're cuckoo bananas."
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Didn't you get your ass
handed to you by that
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- skeleton earlier?
- I held my own. Thank you.
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Well, since no one
has any ideas,
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it's time for our next order
of business ...
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Friday Funnies.
Roll the clip.
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Not my ass!
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Wait.
Ooh, actually, this.
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Look at that dumbass.
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Please, stop.
I'll give you money.
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I come from a wealthy family.
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How could you possibly
beat Blozark?
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So, what you're saying is,
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you used to work for a company
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called Cube Sphere Industries,
and while you were there,
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you developed
an experimental technology
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- that could save the city?
- Yes!
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And we're driving to Cube Sphere
Industries right now?
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- Yes!
- Sounds like a waste of time to me.
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Cube Sphere designed
the J.A.S.O.N. phone.
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It'd be so cool to work
at a place like that.
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No, Chubbie.
You're on a doggie diet.
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No!
Have another health bar.
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Oh, you'd rather eat
your own teeth, huh?
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Fine. Knock yourself out, Chubbie.
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Eat your own teeth.
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This place is amazing.
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- It must feel good to be back.
- Just you wait.
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I may be a joke at Hot Streets,
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but I was a king
when I worked here.
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Hey, I know her.
Dr. Craw!
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It's your old co-worker,
Donald French!
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Security!
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We're Hot Streets agents,
here on official busines
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Uhh, whoops.
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I'm Dr. Craw, head of
research for Cube Sphere.
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I know. We worked in the
same lab for four years.
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Huh. According to comny
records, you did work here.
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- I just don't remember you, at all.
- It's me, Donnie French.
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I went by D.J.?
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We need access
to French's old projects.
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It just has to be here.
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Look at these.
"Perpetual Boomerang."
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"The Future Flute."
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- "Gravity Gravy."
- Gravity Gravy?
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Aw.
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Found it!
My greatest invention ...
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the Large and In Charge Device.
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Sounds like it won't work.
No need to explain what it does.
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If I surgically implant
this into my chest,
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it will convert my tiny
molecules into jumbo molecules.
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Jumbo molecules?
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That would make you
approximately 300 feet tall.
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- Hmm.
- It only lasts 20 minutes,
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but that should be long enough
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for me to tear Blozark a new blow hole.
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Maybe you should let me get
Large and In Charge.
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I'm better than you
at punching things.
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This prototype is only
compatible with my DNA,
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and it's the exact same size
of my heart.
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Wait, that thing is gonna replace
your heart? That's dangerous.
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It's more than dangerous, it's idiotic.
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She's the only one
with any sense around here.
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- Are you sure about this?
- Jen?
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I think you may have a future
in science.
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- Really?
- Yes. You remind me of a younger,
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dumpier version of myself.
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How would you feel
about an internship?
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It could lead to somhing.
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- It sounds pretty damn exciting.
- Puff?
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What a cool place to work.
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Since we can't implant your
chest device until the fight,
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we're going to run a virtual
reality simulation first.
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Plug me in.
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Okay, first thing's first.
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Oh, my God! Did he have
to shit right in my mouth?
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That's Blozark's thing.
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Sure, but did you have to make
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- the shit taste like shit?
- Yes.
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I'd rather die than have that
happen for real. I give up.
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If you want to work her
your hands have to get a little dirty.
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I'm ready for anything.
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That's Bison Guy.
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He's a weapon I've been
developing for the Chinese.
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Oh, my God!
Is he okay?
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That's just Bison Guy for you.
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He screams because his heart
is irregular.
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Someday, I'll get that worked out.
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Listen, we all know you're
not cut out for this.
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I'm not. You win.
I give up, okay?
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- So, I called in a favor.
- It can't be...
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Horatio "The Finger" Tub Tub?
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- AKA, Mr. America?
- The one and only.
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That's right.
I gave up once, too,
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but it turns out
I was lying to myself.
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- And then, in 2003, I finally did it.
- You did do it.
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The whole world was watching.
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But what the heck
are you doing here?
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My close personal friend Mark
Branski said you're taking on Blozark.
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I knew I had to help.
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Come with me. I'll show you
how I win all my fights.
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Help me feed my super plants.
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A Cube Sphere botany project.
Here's a sack of potatoes.
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These aren't potatoes,
they're hamsters.
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We call them "flesh potatoes."
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- Oh, boy.
- Unless you don't have the guts.
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- Yum, yum.
- Flesh potatoes?
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No, Chubbie!
No flesh potatoes for you.
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Step number one,
punch that tree.
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Yow!
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Ignore your hand.
What else do you feel?
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Well, my heart is pounding.
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That's because your heart
is growing.
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- Punch it again.
- Ow! What's next?
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That's it. You're ready.
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Thank God we had a real champ
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to train you,
and just in time, too.
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- Blozark is near.
- I'll fight with my heart.
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Ready for Operation Large
and In Charge.
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Step one ...
remove my heart.
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Great job milking Bison Guy.
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I'd say you almost have the job.
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Awesome.
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Jen, I need you to hold
onto my heart. It's in here.
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- I'm pretty busy here.
- I'm going to need this back
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the moment the fight
is over, or I'll die.
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Make sure Chubbie Webbers
doesn't eat it.
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- He sure looks hungry.
- Chubbie, down!
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Uh-oh,
that's the Blozark alarm.
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Ooh.
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Hey, French,
I want you to have this.
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You represent America,
so it's only appropriate.
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It fits. Give it up to The
Finger for nailing my head size.
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- 9!
- Looks like Blozark's heading
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straight for
Hot Street's headquarters.
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It's go time, baby.
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Operation Large and In Charge ...
that's you.
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I'm Large and in Charge.
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Oh, oh, oh...
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Oh!
Oh!
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Oh!
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It's not working!
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It's not!
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Hey, Blozark?
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Yeah!
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How about a building sandwich?
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Oh, man, whatever he's doing
out there, that ain't heart.
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My God, you're right.
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Pull the egg sacs out of
this smelly spider womb.
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- Come on.
- Jen, focus.
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You almost have the job.
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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It seems like French's
chess piece isn't working.
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What if I crawled inside and
switched it to manual mode?
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That way, I can control him
like a giant mech.
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Horatio, you're an American hero,
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but you have bigger fish to fry.
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The big fight is next week,
and I've got money on you.
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French, what are you doing?
Use your heart.
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I can't.
My heart's in a cooler.
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Then, use your head.
Something!
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My head.
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If I overload it ...
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Aah!
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His heart was inside his head.
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Oh, he did it!
Better get his heart ready.
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Chubbie, how could you?
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I need a heart, fast!
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I know what you're thinking, but
you're too good for that, right?
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- You don't have the guts!
- Great idea. Thanks.
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Congratulations, you have the guts
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to work at Cube Sphere.
You're hired.
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Unfortunately, Bison Guy was
a $5 million guy, so you're fired.
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Our very own Agent Donald French
is the savior of the city.
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Everybody thought
you were a joke, including me,
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but look at you now.
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I have to tell you ...
ever since I got my heart back,
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I have the lust of a bison,
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and my boners are
glow-in-the-dark.
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Now for today's Friday Funnies.
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