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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,014 --> 00:00:08,277 Previously, on "Happy!"... 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,304 - [LAUGHS] You can see me! - What the hell? 3 00:00:11,307 --> 00:00:13,182 I ain't your imaginary friend. 4 00:00:13,185 --> 00:00:14,391 I don't even want to think about 5 00:00:14,393 --> 00:00:15,696 what that would look like. 6 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:18,232 I'm Hailey's imaginary friend. 7 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:20,757 - Got you! - It's really you. 8 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:23,282 Sonny Shine. [SCREAMS] 9 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,638 - Where is she? - You should stop by my town. 10 00:00:25,641 --> 00:00:27,530 I can't speak to her frame of mind. 11 00:00:27,533 --> 00:00:30,158 This is evil. They can't get away with this. 12 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,421 They can, but not forever. 13 00:00:32,424 --> 00:00:35,858 If Mikey gave Orcus to Blue, all is lost. 14 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:37,905 Yes, yes, that's why we must stop him. 15 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,385 [EXHALES] 16 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:40,864 [SCREAMING AND GRUNTING] 17 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,260 [BONES SNAPPING] 18 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:45,784 [GRUNTS] 19 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:49,080 I'm hungry. 20 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,788 - Why do you have to go? - You're growing up. 21 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:56,358 You'll forget all about that silly horse. 22 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,530 See, the thing about imaginary friends 23 00:00:58,533 --> 00:00:59,764 is we're kind of supposed to 24 00:00:59,767 --> 00:01:01,972 help out the person who needs us the most. 25 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,800 - Here it comes. - [HOOVES CLATTERING] 26 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:06,629 - Yeah, it is. - Here comes the fun! 27 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:08,319 - Oh, boy, here it goes. - Are you ready? 28 00:01:08,322 --> 00:01:09,591 [RETCHES] 29 00:01:11,025 --> 00:01:12,331 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 30 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,202 Please, please help. 31 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,726 Dear God. Oh, Jesus Christ. 32 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:20,513 [INDISTINCT PRAYERS] 33 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:27,522 ♪ 34 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,743 I place myself in the word of your God. 35 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:36,313 [SOBS, MUTTERS] 36 00:01:38,271 --> 00:01:41,489 Don't be afraid. 37 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:45,320 Heaven waits for us. 38 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,017 We'll all die together. 39 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:54,157 ♪ 40 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:59,293 [INDISTINCT PRAYERS CONTINUE] 41 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:23,010 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 42 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:26,013 [WOMEN SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 43 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:33,542 ♪ 44 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:36,591 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 45 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:41,550 [SCREAMS] 46 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:44,512 [CROWD SCREAMING IN PANIC] 47 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:05,966 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 48 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:10,753 ♪ 49 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:13,758 [WOMEN SHOUTING] 50 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,425 [YELLS] 51 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:35,691 [BOTH YELLING] 52 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:39,042 [HEAVY BREATHING] 53 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:46,051 ♪ 54 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:11,729 [DEVICE BEEPING] 55 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:16,123 [BEEPING INTENSIFIES] 56 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,690 [GASPS] 57 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,039 [SCREAMS] 58 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,041 [EXPLOSION] 59 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:25,045 [TIMER BEEPING] 60 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:27,787 [EXPLOSION] 61 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,136 [GRUNTS] 62 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:32,315 [EXPLOSIONS] 63 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:38,669 [DISTANT EXPLOSIONS] 64 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,191 [BEEPING INTENSIFIES] 65 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:44,194 [UPBEAT FOREIGN MUSIC] 66 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:51,201 ♪ 67 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,396 [WAILS] 68 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:56,393 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 69 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:59,386 [SNORING] 70 00:05:14,487 --> 00:05:17,531 [SOFT MUSIC] 71 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:22,711 ♪ 72 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,931 ♪ 7:00 AM, waking up in the morning ♪ 73 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,001 BOTH: ♪ Got to be fresh, got to go downstairs ♪ 74 00:05:27,004 --> 00:05:29,049 ♪ Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal ♪ 75 00:05:29,052 --> 00:05:30,269 [GRUNTS] 76 00:05:30,272 --> 00:05:31,306 ♪ The time is going ♪ 77 00:05:31,309 --> 00:05:32,504 [HISSES] 78 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,767 Top of the morning to you, partner! 79 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:36,856 Oh, fuck off. 80 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,466 We're getting our act together, Nick. 81 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:41,205 No more drinking, no more illegal narcotics. 82 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,124 No more whoring. Right. 83 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:46,082 [BLOW DRYER WHIRS] 84 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,562 And most of all, 85 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:49,956 no more filling chumps full of hot lead. 86 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:52,698 ♪ It's Friday, Friday ♪ 87 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,874 ♪ Got to get down on Friday ♪ 88 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:59,087 ♪ Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend ♪ 89 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:03,099 ♪ Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday ♪ 90 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:07,103 Boy, Nick, your breath sure is fresh. 91 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:09,584 I don't miss the old us at all, Nick. 92 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,107 You're doing super, 93 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:13,806 and Hailey's going to be so proud of you. 94 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:15,808 ♪ Looking forward to the weekend ♪ 95 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:18,811 [TIRES SCREECH, CAR HORN HONKING] 96 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,943 - I'm walking here! - Move! 97 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,892 - I'm walking here! - Get out of the way! 98 00:06:22,895 --> 00:06:24,643 ♪ It's Friday, Friday ♪ 99 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,035 Hey, up yours, buddy! 100 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,994 ♪ We so excited ♪ 101 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:32,520 I'm Deandra, and I'm, um... 102 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,609 uh... 103 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:37,003 uh, I'm a... I'm... 104 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:39,658 - I'm... - [COFFEE DRIBBLING] 105 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,268 [CHAIR CREAKS] 106 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:44,532 [LIPS SMACKING] 107 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,229 Let 'er rip, sis! 108 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,318 You're only as sick as your secrets. 109 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,583 - That's what I always say. - Uh... 110 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,517 Nick, bear claw! 111 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,674 [LAUGHS] 112 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,719 Are you even signed up? 113 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,810 He's just here for the coffee. 114 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,246 This place is depressing, Nick. 115 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:05,074 I'm so glad you've evolved into such a total 116 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:07,337 Zen wizard master of your darker impulses. 117 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:11,124 Evolved, huh? You're goddamn right. 118 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,734 Evolved. 119 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,040 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 120 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:16,129 [GROANS] 121 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:19,349 [HEAVY BREATHING] 122 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:21,047 So thirsty. 123 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:24,006 - [MONKEY SCREECHING] - I'm thirsty. 124 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:26,966 - [MONKEY SCREECHING INTENSIFIES] - So, so thirsty. 125 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:29,795 Now, Nick, you promised. 126 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,842 ♪ 127 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,800 You've been coming down with a cold 128 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,192 for two months, Nick. 129 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,020 It's why I need the good stuff, Hap. 130 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,849 What you need is a big glass of OJ, 131 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:44,113 a bowl of chicken soup, and a nice, warm blanket. 132 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:45,898 OJ did it. 133 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:49,684 Don't you read the news? 134 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:52,252 Okay, we're good. 135 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:54,733 [DOG BARKING] 136 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:58,301 - Bike lane, moron! - [BIKE BELL DINGS] 137 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:01,304 [BRIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 138 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:03,263 ♪ 139 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,873 [LASERS WHOOSH] 140 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:08,181 [SCREAMS] 141 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:11,184 [CHAINSAW REVS] 142 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:18,193 ♪ 143 00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:25,894 - [BIKE BELL DINGS] - Dickhead! 144 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:28,723 Your imagination is a pretty F'd up place to live, Nick. 145 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,682 - You know that, right? - [GRUNTS] 146 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,031 Oh! 147 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,685 [CLOCK TICKS] 148 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,251 Hallelujah, my little blue asshole. 149 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:37,253 Guess what time it is? 150 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,255 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 151 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:42,258 [GROOVY MUSIC] 152 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:46,915 ♪ 153 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,961 - Meat tenderizer. - What? 154 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:51,441 Powdered form right there in the herbs and spices section. 155 00:08:51,444 --> 00:08:53,144 Gets the blood right out of cotton underwear. 156 00:08:53,146 --> 00:08:55,748 - You're kidding on me, Nicki! - I stand before you shitless. 157 00:08:55,751 --> 00:08:57,230 Seasoned or unseasoned? 158 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,840 Depends on how spicy you like it down there. 159 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:01,277 [LAUGHTER] 160 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,888 What's wrong with your kid? 161 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,716 What's wrong with your face? 162 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,935 [LAUGHTER] 163 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,938 [GENTLE MUSIC] 164 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,115 ♪ 165 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,987 All right, till next time. Be well, be safe. 166 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,392 And remember to lock down them stroller wheels, huh? 167 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,820 Hey, kiddo. 168 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:24,170 Um, 3:00. You ready to... 169 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,130 The teacher wants to talk to you. 170 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,786 What did I do? 171 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,962 - Ms. Palm. - Please, have a seat. 172 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,355 [CHAIR CLATTERS] 173 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,139 I've heard so much about you. 174 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:38,967 But if I'd known we were meeting, 175 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,490 I'd have brought an apple. 176 00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,467 Well, I'll get right to the point. 177 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:44,190 - Good. - We all understand that 178 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:47,715 Hailey has been through a very traumatic experience. 179 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,978 Well, I took care of that... [LAUGHS] 180 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,328 - [POPS LIPS] - [BOTH GRUNT] 181 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,026 You're doing the thing. 182 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,724 Uh, surely, as a former police officer, 183 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,031 you understand it's not that simple. 184 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:02,774 The last two months have seen a series of incidents... 185 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,251 School property broken, 186 00:10:04,254 --> 00:10:07,909 a campaign of psychological harassment against the staff... 187 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,063 Psychological harassment? 188 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,912 Hailey would never do anything like that! 189 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,263 Shut your nozzle. 190 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,917 I know, you know, my daughter, I mean, 191 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,527 she would never do nothing like that. 192 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,529 You know, I've met Ms. Hansen. 193 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:22,054 - Well? - I can't imagine where Hailey 194 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:25,535 could have acquired this anti-authoritarian attitude. 195 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:28,538 Maybe the problem here is that she's not being offered... 196 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,521 [STAMMERS] A proper creative outlet. 197 00:10:31,524 --> 00:10:34,283 - A creative outlet? - Hey, take me for example. 198 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,845 I had my issues at school. 199 00:10:35,848 --> 00:10:39,113 And if it hadn't been for extracurricular activities... 200 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,943 [FURIOUS GUITAR SOLO] 201 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,292 Whoo! 202 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,381 Who knows how I would have wound up? 203 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:48,210 I understand you've had a change of employment recently. 204 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,132 What's that have to do with the price of ass in Pittsburgh? 205 00:10:50,134 --> 00:10:52,040 - Dad. - Instability in the home 206 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,764 can lead to changes in a child's behavior. 207 00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,304 Instability? What are you talking about? 208 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,219 I drive a cab. There's nothing more stable than that. 209 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,395 - That's a good job, right? - Wow. 210 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:02,701 I haven't taken an actual cab in years. 211 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,966 - I mean, do you mean Uber? - Yeah. 212 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,228 What? What's Uber? 213 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,882 - Oh, God. - Who asked you? 214 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,579 It's an app! I knew that. 215 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:13,192 I am not going to sit here and tolerate someone 216 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:16,064 casting aspersions on my daughter. 217 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,806 I don't suppose you have any evidence 218 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,895 to back up these wild claims? 219 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,463 Would you, uh, care to review 220 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,859 the security camera tapes with me? 221 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,382 They're HD. 222 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,210 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 223 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,168 - I know your kind. - Dad, no. 224 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,909 I've been fighting you my whole life. 225 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:38,043 With your Birkenstocks, avocado toast, 226 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,958 five college degrees that ain't worth 227 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,961 the "paper du toilette" that they're printed on. 228 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:45,267 Looking down your nose at us poor slobs 229 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,139 like Queen Shit on Dick Mountain. 230 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,141 Well, let me tell you something. 231 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,053 If that's the way it's going to be around here, 232 00:11:51,056 --> 00:11:52,187 then screw this school, 233 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,123 because she's better off someplace else. 234 00:11:54,126 --> 00:11:55,780 And do you know what the real crime is here? 235 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:58,548 Do you know what makes me want to fall to my knees and weep? 236 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,022 You let down your hair, you put on a little bit of lipstick, 237 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,371 you wouldn't be half bad. 238 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,225 Nick! Sensitivity. 239 00:12:04,228 --> 00:12:06,506 This meeting was intended as a wake-up call, 240 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:10,945 but taking into account her situation, 241 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,693 perhaps Hailey needs more attention and help 242 00:12:13,696 --> 00:12:15,435 than we're equipped to provide. 243 00:12:15,438 --> 00:12:16,908 What kind of frame job is this? 244 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,474 Dad, I did it. 245 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,389 I did it. I broke the windows. 246 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,957 I did the psychological harassment. 247 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,567 It was me. 248 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:28,136 [SOFT MUSIC] 249 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,355 [SCOFFS] 250 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,313 Every kid's got problems. 251 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:35,013 And we need to learn to solve those problems constructively, 252 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,580 using sensible, adult techniques 253 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:41,410 like discussion, negotiation, 254 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,414 compromise. 255 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,416 Compromise? 256 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,419 [GREGORIAN CHANTING] 257 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:55,511 ♪ 258 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,470 Let's face it. 259 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,472 Easter sucks. 260 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,691 [UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC] 261 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:05,608 Dude, you got the IP, don't get me wrong. 262 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:09,438 Jesus H. Christ, resurrected from the dead. 263 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,660 I... it don't get sexier than that. 264 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:17,185 But what have you done with it? Colored eggs? 265 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,274 The Easter bunny? 266 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:22,582 I mean, I like marshmallow Peeps as much as the next guy. 267 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:25,193 I... I ate a whole bag on the flight out. 268 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,499 But come on! 269 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,458 Easter, it's the Alzheimer's-ravaged 270 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,678 mother-in-law of holidays. 271 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:36,032 Tolerated, not celebrated. 272 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,470 That's why I'm here. 273 00:13:40,949 --> 00:13:44,385 I'm sure you're familiar with my work, 274 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,345 my legacy. 275 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,478 My status as beloved global icon 276 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,654 to children of all ages. 277 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:55,571 What I'm offering you today is a chance to be a part 278 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:59,401 of the biggest holiday re-branding of all time. 279 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:02,752 I'm talking four quadrants. 280 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:05,277 I'm talking mass marketing. 281 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,322 Walmart wars. 282 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:10,021 Easter presents, Easter carols. 283 00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,987 Chocolate Wishies instead of those 284 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:14,112 horny Pagan fertility bunnies. 285 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:18,377 A multi-trillion dollar holiday bonanza 286 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,032 to rival Christmas itself! 287 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,250 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 288 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:26,602 Nuns exploding on 5th Avenue. 289 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,344 Tragic, yes, 290 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:33,609 but this can work to our advantage. 291 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,611 Everyone's talking about Easter 292 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,526 for the first time since 293 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:40,094 Mel Gibson struck box office gold 294 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,053 telling your story. 295 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:45,273 The war on Easter is real, 296 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,623 and we can win it! 297 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,061 [INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC] 298 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:52,106 We're going to 299 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:56,589 Make Easter Great Again 300 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,721 for the first time. 301 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,463 Now... 302 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,683 I can do it with or without you. 303 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,293 And it's the 20-teens. 304 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,817 The holiday's ain't just for believers anymore. 305 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,690 ♪ 306 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,518 But I'm here, 307 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,696 at your feet. 308 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:23,705 ♪ 309 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,838 I want you on board, big fella. 310 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,277 I want your brand front and center 311 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,670 for the big rollout, 312 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:38,198 starting quarterback for Team Sonny. 313 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,506 What do you say, Pope Daddy? 314 00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:49,249 I like it. 315 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,125 [LAUGHS] 316 00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:57,870 [ROUSING MUSIC] 317 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,958 ♪ 318 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,221 [BIRD CAWS] 319 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:10,447 ♪ 320 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,975 No, no. 321 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,281 Tired. 322 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:23,460 [INDISTINCT DISTANT CHATTER] 323 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:28,811 [SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 324 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,813 Wow. 325 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:34,817 Just, wow. 326 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:37,820 [LIQUID TRICKLING] 327 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,867 Little Blues. 328 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:44,740 You were amazing last night. 329 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,178 [TENSE MUSIC] 330 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,224 [BUZZER BLARING] 331 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,227 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA] 332 00:16:53,229 --> 00:17:00,236 ♪ 333 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,779 Look, it's Blue rat, 334 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,303 like in movie. 335 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:28,697 [IMITATES MOUSE BITING] 336 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:33,050 You know you are a dead man, Blue rat. 337 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,922 - I just hope it's me who gets... - [GRUNTS] 338 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,271 [SCREAMS] 339 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:40,796 I ain't no rat, you Bolshevik asshole! 340 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,060 Get off! [GRUNTS] 341 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,974 [RATTLING] 342 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:48,717 What is that? What is... what is that? 343 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,241 [GRUNTS] 344 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,330 [TENSE MUSIC] 345 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,636 [GRUNTING] 346 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,377 [MEN CHUCKLING] 347 00:17:56,379 --> 00:18:02,383 ♪ 348 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:05,386 A present from the Bug. 349 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,996 [BRIGHT ROCK MUSIC] 350 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:10,652 ♪ Sonny ♪ 351 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,916 ♪ Ooh, Sonny Shine ♪ 352 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,658 [MUSIC DISTORTS] 353 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,748 ♪ 354 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:23,056 Amanda, are you all right? 355 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,145 - I'm sorry, Doctor, I'm fine. - [CHUCKLES] 356 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:31,195 ♪ 357 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:35,242 It's just... is there something else we can put on? 358 00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:37,397 Why? Kids love Sonny. 359 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,899 Hey, right? Huh, huh, see? 360 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:43,729 ♪ Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, rock and roll ♪ 361 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,774 ♪ Rock and roll ♪ 362 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,212 [TENSE MUSIC] 363 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,996 [DRILL WHIRRING] 364 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:53,304 [HEAVY DANCE MUSIC] 365 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:56,045 - ♪ Rock and roll ♪ - I'm sorry. 366 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,789 Okay, I got this. 367 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,141 Well, here she is, safe and sound. 368 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,794 What happened? 369 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,970 I told you she was good, Nick. 370 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,363 You know how you're always saying 371 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,017 we got a one-in-a-million kid, 372 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,801 and you're not getting any argument from me. 373 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:15,326 Kid's got a personality like she's a superstar, 374 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:19,156 brightest star in the sky, and sometimes, 375 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,618 the other stars, you know, who ain't so bright, 376 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:23,186 they may feel a little intimidated. 377 00:19:23,189 --> 00:19:25,249 Ms. Palm wanted to talk to you or dad. 378 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,164 - She got Dad. - Oh. 379 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,471 Our little Hailey got singled out for behavior 380 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:33,082 that any other kid with a backbone would have... 381 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,867 This Ms. Palm character. 382 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,174 I mean, she presents us with all these trumped-up charges, 383 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,002 totally unsubstantiated, and I step forward, like, 384 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,309 you know, any good father would, naturally. 385 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,908 I mean, if you're looking for someone to blame... 386 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,922 I don't have to look very far. 387 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,750 No, no. Tell her, tell her. 388 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,491 Dad got me kicked out of school. 389 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,886 She set off the fire alarms. 390 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,497 Wait for me over there. 391 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,196 Snitches get stitches. 392 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,111 You, outside. 393 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,070 I haven't seen Amanda this disappointed since 394 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,115 you let me out of the pillowcase last New Year's, 395 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,749 and your giggle pole was... 396 00:20:07,752 --> 00:20:10,032 What happened on New Year's stays on New... 397 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,905 [CAR HONKING] 398 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,124 All right. 399 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,822 All right? 400 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,723 This child's been through a nightmare, Nick. 401 00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:20,109 We all have. 402 00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:22,527 We're kidding ourselves if we think it hasn't affected her. 403 00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:23,747 Man, she's a tough little hombre. 404 00:20:23,749 --> 00:20:25,874 She's a child, Nick. 405 00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:29,226 And she's seen things no child should have to see. 406 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:33,534 Maybe this is exactly what she needs. 407 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,494 You've noticed this place runs 40,000 a year? 408 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,192 [SOFT MUSIC] 409 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:42,108 Boy, we must have spent a gajillion hours in here 410 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,371 playing with all the toys, the games, 411 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,570 the waiting for Amanda to get done with the work. 412 00:20:47,573 --> 00:20:49,659 [NICK AND AMANDA ARGUING BEHIND THE WINDOW] 413 00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:53,337 But I guess we're all grown out of that stuff, 414 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,865 aren't we? 415 00:20:55,868 --> 00:20:57,346 You know, I thought about trying 416 00:20:57,349 --> 00:20:59,951 the whole nun thing once... The vows, the habit. 417 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,171 - I thought you were Jewish. - Well, that's the thing. 418 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,503 I'd like to see you stick to a vow of celibacy. 419 00:21:04,506 --> 00:21:06,393 [MEOWS] 420 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,266 - [BARKING] - [HISSES] 421 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,093 [BARKS] 422 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,182 So you said you were drugged, and when you woke up, 423 00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,924 you were fitted with the latest in ISIS fashion. 424 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:18,492 Witnesses say you and your sisters were running around 425 00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:22,583 like headless chickens looking for something. 426 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:27,022 He told us there was a device hidden in an egg. 427 00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,155 So you're saying this was an Easter egg hunt? 428 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:32,002 - Mm, never was a fan. - See, Christmas, 429 00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,309 they put the presents where you can find them. 430 00:21:33,311 --> 00:21:35,944 - See, that's what I'm talking about. - Yes, 431 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:38,512 an Easter egg hunt. 432 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:41,341 He said... he said... 433 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,604 Come on, spit it out. 434 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,172 The device would detonate the vest closest to it, 435 00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:47,869 and the others would be safe. 436 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,819 Oh, I see. 437 00:21:49,822 --> 00:21:51,133 So you thought you were 438 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,488 sacrificing yourself for the others. 439 00:21:53,491 --> 00:21:55,448 Got us a Good Samaritan, Hubble. 440 00:21:55,451 --> 00:21:56,922 Ought to canonize this one. 441 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,620 Funny thing is, the opposite happened. 442 00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:02,319 You were saved, and the others... 443 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,322 Boosh! 444 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,975 Guess it was your lucky day. 445 00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:09,978 - No, I wanted to die. - No one said you didn't. 446 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,458 Ease off, Julie Andrews. 447 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,461 We'll never know, on account of everyone else 448 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,637 who was there was just power-washed off the streets 449 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:18,335 by a sanitation crew. 450 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,598 Well, now, 451 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,993 that's not entirely true. 452 00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:27,996 [TENSE MUSIC] 453 00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,128 ♪ 454 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:31,173 No. 455 00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,620 No, don't make me talk about him. 456 00:22:32,623 --> 00:22:34,133 Come on, don't be shy. 457 00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,091 He just blew up all your little sister sisters. 458 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,964 You want us to catch this son of a gun, don't you? 459 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:42,663 ♪ 460 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:46,014 He said... he said... 461 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:47,451 [CHAIRS CREAK SOFTLY] 462 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,670 Who said? 463 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,455 [SOBS] 464 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,413 The Bunny. 465 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,374 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 466 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,680 Black like licorice, 467 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:05,251 and terrible, big, biting teeth... 468 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,514 [SHUDDERS] 469 00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:11,431 Big, floppy ears, 470 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,086 and the eye... 471 00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:16,697 The pink bunny eye... 472 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,525 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH] 473 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,962 [BUNNY MUNCHING] 474 00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:24,052 The kids will wait here until you sound the horn. 475 00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:25,402 Then, the curtain drops, 476 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,186 and they run out to the Easter meadow. 477 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:28,709 I cannot believe "Good Morning America" 478 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:31,362 is blue-balling us. I'm Scooter frickin' Sterling. 479 00:23:31,365 --> 00:23:34,715 Junior, they know. They still might come through. 480 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,763 The Times article had an impact, 481 00:23:36,766 --> 00:23:38,637 but I think you can still expect a very successful event. 482 00:23:38,639 --> 00:23:40,504 Oh, that hack job? Are you kidding me? 483 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,842 We raised over $8 million for inner-city kids last year. 484 00:23:42,845 --> 00:23:44,719 They can't expect every penny to actually go to the, 485 00:23:44,721 --> 00:23:45,894 - you know... - The kids. 486 00:23:45,897 --> 00:23:47,119 - Yeah. - Right. 487 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,534 The foundation does have expenses. 488 00:23:48,537 --> 00:23:50,035 Damn right, it does. 489 00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:53,038 [GROOVY MUSIC] 490 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,388 ♪ 491 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,195 Well, they did get to keep the candy. 492 00:23:57,198 --> 00:23:58,590 Look, I got to go take care of something. 493 00:23:58,592 --> 00:23:59,809 You can hold down the fort, right? 494 00:23:59,811 --> 00:24:02,047 - Yep. - Okay. 495 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:05,267 ♪ 496 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:06,747 Yeah. 497 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:10,055 You are Scooter fucking Sterling, baby. 498 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:14,015 You're about to get your D S'd. 499 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:17,454 Oh, yeah. Very sexy lighting. 500 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,194 I like the mood in here. 501 00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:22,197 It's getting the blood flow down to my dee-ock. 502 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,730 Oh, hi. 503 00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:25,070 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 504 00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:28,421 You look fantastic. 505 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:30,467 What the hell's the matter with you? 506 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,078 Okay, you're freaked out, I get it. 507 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,080 Good news, that's my thing. 508 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,560 This is, like, a game thing we're going to play. 509 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,344 Okay, a little trauma play. 510 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,041 You're scared. I'm strong. 511 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,847 A couple of ground rules for me off the bat... 512 00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:44,003 One, I like a lot of teeth down there. 513 00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:46,091 Two, my safe word is "Tallahassee." 514 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:48,093 [GRUNTING] 515 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:51,096 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 516 00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:53,045 ♪ 517 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:58,671 So, here we are. 518 00:25:01,248 --> 00:25:02,760 It's so light and bright. 519 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,588 Right? 520 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,894 It's time to settle down in a real family home. 521 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:10,811 Oh, this place has "family" all over it... 522 00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,726 Speaking of which, state law requires me 523 00:25:12,728 --> 00:25:14,554 to disclose certain things about the property 524 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,903 before we continue. 525 00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:17,601 A few months before listing, 526 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,736 this property was the site of a triple homicide. 527 00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:23,998 Young couple, about your age, 528 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,913 and their mother-in-law visiting from Boston. 529 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,089 - The intruder... - Intruder? 530 00:25:28,091 --> 00:25:30,917 Was on PCP, tripping balls, dick, all of it. 531 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,616 He butchered them like cattle. 532 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,531 They were found in this open concept kitchen, 533 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,229 which I'm sure you'll agree, is super cute. 534 00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:39,274 It is nice. 535 00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:41,888 Built-in coffee maker? 536 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,542 A lot of folks might not want a property 537 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,195 with this type of history. 538 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:49,763 But on the upside, statistically speaking, 539 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:52,244 the odds of something like that ever happening again 540 00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:55,943 in the exact same location? 541 00:25:55,945 --> 00:25:57,771 Close to zero. 542 00:25:57,773 --> 00:26:00,339 Well, it is a real bargain for this neighborhood. 543 00:26:00,342 --> 00:26:01,401 And between you and me, 544 00:26:01,404 --> 00:26:02,950 I think the seller will move a little. 545 00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:05,464 And like she says, a place that's been broken into once, 546 00:26:05,467 --> 00:26:06,650 it's not likely that... 547 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,260 - [TOILET FLUSHES] - Oh! 548 00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:11,002 The self-flushing toilets. 549 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:13,613 I... I'm gonna get that taken care of. 550 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,310 [TENSE MUSIC] 551 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,312 You guys love the place. 552 00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:20,228 We'll talk, yeah? I'll call you. 553 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,882 - Self-flushing? - Yeah. 554 00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:24,102 - Wow. - It's amazing technology. 555 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:29,063 ♪ 556 00:26:29,065 --> 00:26:31,067 Jesus Christ, Nick! 557 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,550 [HAPPY SQUEAKS] 558 00:26:38,311 --> 00:26:40,684 - A little privacy here, huh? - What are you doing here? 559 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:41,989 All right, you need to calm down. 560 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:45,993 Oh, oh! I can never un-see it! 561 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:49,997 "Calm down," Nick? This is my job. 562 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,378 Are you stalking me? Oh, great, her again. 563 00:26:53,381 --> 00:26:55,089 What? No. 564 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:56,700 I wouldn't call it that. 565 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,179 I was at the bus shelter, I looked down. 566 00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,964 Who do I see? Mary McCarthy, realtor. 567 00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,922 I must have been sitting on your face for ten minutes. 568 00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:03,707 All right, that's it. Out of this house. 569 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:06,927 It was you... the squatter in the condo on north 6th. 570 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,712 I should have recognized that smell. 571 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:09,772 That was a nice place. 572 00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:13,281 A little transitional for my tastes, but very nice. 573 00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,308 - Oh, Jesus! - Oh, it's not, like, 574 00:27:15,311 --> 00:27:16,527 something you haven't seen before. 575 00:27:16,529 --> 00:27:18,635 Don't remind me. 576 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,333 Please promise me you will destroy this thing 577 00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:23,378 by fire before contamination spreads. 578 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,206 Oh, there it is. 579 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,818 Damn it, Sax. This is not okay. 580 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:30,734 Hey, you can't screw this up for me. 581 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,866 I got Hailey a couple days a month. 582 00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:36,217 Man, I just need a place where she can sleep in a nice bed 583 00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,176 that's clean. 584 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:39,873 You know, someplace normal. 585 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:42,354 How's a guy like me supposed to afford a place like that? 586 00:27:42,356 --> 00:27:44,008 Your problem was never making money. 587 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:45,792 It was drinking it and snorting it. 588 00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:48,708 Yeah, well, you're looking at the new Nick Sax. 589 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,016 I'm clean. 590 00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:55,323 Ish. Six weeks. 591 00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:57,761 [EXHALES] 592 00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,240 - Sax. - Yeah. 593 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,416 Not so high and mighty now, are we? 594 00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:04,942 I just want her to be proud of me, Mar. 595 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:07,379 I'm getting back on my feet. 596 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:10,034 I'll clean up before I go. 597 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,255 Do you ever think about what happened? 598 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:16,996 Oh, that. 599 00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:19,304 [SOFT MUSIC] 600 00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:22,089 Why would I? We won. 601 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:23,961 - Did we? - Well, you know. 602 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,919 Hailey's had her ups and downs, but she's all right, 603 00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:27,268 and she's way more than I deserve. 604 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:30,750 So yeah, we did. 605 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,796 You ever think about going after Sonny Shine? 606 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:35,331 Nick, you don't seriously believe that Sonny Shine 607 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,844 had anything to do with... 608 00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:39,759 Moved on, Mar. 609 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,040 The way I look at it, the world is full of cockroaches. 610 00:28:42,043 --> 00:28:43,434 That's more the rule than the exception. 611 00:28:43,436 --> 00:28:45,175 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - So you squash one. 612 00:28:45,178 --> 00:28:47,158 What the hell does that get you? 613 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,465 Thousands more just like them behind every wall, 614 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,032 even these. 615 00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:54,469 - This really is a new you. - Yeah. 616 00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:55,993 How about you? 617 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:58,952 Oh, well, you can see I've moved on. 618 00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,301 Yeah. 619 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:03,130 I find that outfit, um... 620 00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:04,828 hot, strangely. 621 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,133 - I don't know. I don't know. - [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 622 00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:07,831 You know what I don't understand, though? 623 00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,833 Why didn't you put up more of a fight for your badge? 624 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,486 There's no fight when the fix is in, Sax. 625 00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:13,837 You know that. Blue had half the department 626 00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:15,142 on the take when he went down. 627 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:16,927 Somehow, IA concludes 628 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:19,146 I'm the only rotten banana of the bunch? 629 00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,932 One way to look at it. 630 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:23,847 "You had it coming" is another. 631 00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:25,239 [INHALES] 632 00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:28,765 So that's it, huh? Keep our heads down. 633 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,418 Take it day by day. 634 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:32,986 Hope trouble doesn't come looking for us. 635 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:35,249 Sure. 636 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,819 It seems like neither one of us was cut out to be a cop. 637 00:29:39,254 --> 00:29:41,864 Your cookies suck. 638 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,344 You got shit on your face. 639 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:45,216 Sonny's not a cockroach. 640 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:47,871 I don't believe it, and neither does Hailey. 641 00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:50,177 ♪ He's the man in the rainbow castle ♪ 642 00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:52,353 ♪ A friend to you and... ♪ 643 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:55,226 Huh? 644 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:56,880 Nick! 645 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,186 Yeah, what is it? 646 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:02,929 Uh, nothing. 647 00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:05,932 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 648 00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:08,935 [TENSE MUSIC] 649 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:11,938 [BABY CRYING] 650 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:16,551 ♪ 651 00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:19,032 [EXHALES] 652 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:22,037 Blue, it's great to see you... 653 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,257 In here, I mean. 654 00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:28,868 An angel of grace and light, as usual. 655 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:31,088 Cut the shit, brother. I'm here to tell you something. 656 00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,567 [GROANS] 657 00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:34,569 I'm here to tell you about the nightmares 658 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:36,963 you've been having. 659 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:39,377 I sleep like a little pink baby. 660 00:30:39,385 --> 00:30:41,186 About the blackouts, 661 00:30:41,189 --> 00:30:43,320 about the things that you can't remember. 662 00:30:43,323 --> 00:30:44,362 [GROWLS] 663 00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:45,929 Well, there's a perfect reason... 664 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,235 [INHALES SHARPLY, SOFT CLICKING] 665 00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:49,773 What's that sound? 666 00:30:49,776 --> 00:30:52,022 Nothing in the world is going to bring back 667 00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:54,851 my sweet Mikey, but believe me, 668 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,374 I'm going to take a lifetime's worth 669 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:59,159 of satisfaction in knowing that the last great thing 670 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:02,075 he did on this earth was to screw you over. 671 00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:04,295 Mikey? 672 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:07,254 No. 673 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:09,169 Mikey gave me a password. 674 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:11,911 There was no password, you moron. 675 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:15,001 Mikey carried an ancient spirits, 676 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:16,960 an evil thing, 677 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:19,963 passed from the old dawn to you, 678 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,443 like a virus, like AIDS. 679 00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:24,924 I know... I know what a virus is, Isa... 680 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,360 [SOFT CLICKING CONTINUES] 681 00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:30,147 [SCOFFS] 682 00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,410 Do you hear that sound? 683 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:35,587 There's something living in your mind, Blue. 684 00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:37,545 You can feel it, can't you? 685 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:40,984 Scratching in the dark, trying to get out. 686 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:43,249 ♪ 687 00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:48,992 [BRITISH ACCENT] Isabella, Isabella. 688 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:52,413 It's a name of Hebrew origin. 689 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,562 Did you know? 690 00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:58,438 It means "devoted to God." 691 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,961 Beautiful name. 692 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:05,051 Devout. 693 00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:08,141 Why are you talking like Madonna? 694 00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:11,144 Come closer. 695 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,668 I need to tell you a secret. 696 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:16,367 Something about Mikey, 697 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:19,370 something even his mother didn't know. 698 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:22,373 [SOFT WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 699 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:27,160 ♪ 700 00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:30,207 And who is this vision? 701 00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:33,079 You don't know who I am, 702 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,690 but I know who you are. 703 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:39,477 Orcus, god of death. 704 00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:43,176 You've been passing down for ages, 705 00:32:43,178 --> 00:32:46,525 from Scaramucci to Scaramucci. 706 00:32:46,528 --> 00:32:49,322 _ 707 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:55,535 _ 708 00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:59,062 How many times have you passed from body to body? 709 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:03,240 More than I can count with all my fingers, 710 00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:05,024 with all my toes. 711 00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:07,157 But this time, it was different. 712 00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:09,028 The transfer was corrupted. 713 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:11,639 It is like you unplug your device 714 00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:15,078 before the update is complete. 715 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,036 Two lousy souls 716 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:20,997 sharing one pasty, white body. 717 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:25,088 And you will be living in that prison, 718 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:27,742 in that body, forever. 719 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:32,573 Bella, Orcus lives in our bloodline. 720 00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:35,663 We don't need Blue. 721 00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:37,100 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] 722 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:39,711 Let me enter you. 723 00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:42,192 Let me come inside you. 724 00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:44,672 - Um... - Let me leave this 725 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:48,198 graceless, flaccid sack of flesh behind. 726 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,419 Together, you and I will rule. 727 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:55,161 That will never happen. 728 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:59,165 Don't be so sure, harridan. 729 00:33:59,168 --> 00:34:01,997 She's the last of the Scaramucci. 730 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:06,432 _ 731 00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:09,045 Yeah, so suck it. Wait, what? 732 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,134 [SCREAMS] 733 00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:14,137 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 734 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:17,705 ♪ 735 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:20,958 Never be free! [LAUGHS] 736 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,754 Never be free! 737 00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:24,277 [SCREAMS] 738 00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:27,106 - [SPEAKING ITALIAN] - [GRUNTING] 739 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:30,153 ♪ 740 00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:32,633 - [LAUGHS] - [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 741 00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:35,849 You will never be free... [LAUGHS] 742 00:34:35,852 --> 00:34:37,427 Never! 743 00:34:39,822 --> 00:34:41,563 40K a year... 744 00:34:41,566 --> 00:34:43,697 Them sisters ought to be wearing masks. 745 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,821 What the hell is wrong with public school, anyway? 746 00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:49,085 Plenty of good Americans went to public school, right? 747 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,956 Lincoln. 748 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,784 - Einstein. - Oprah. 749 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:55,178 I'm supposed to make that kind of money driving a cab. 750 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:57,745 [BABBLES MOCKINGLY] 751 00:34:57,747 --> 00:35:00,531 Uber! [CAR HORN BLARES] 752 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:03,751 Taking out the trash, that's what I'm good at. 753 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:06,102 And by "trash," I mean people who need to get whacked. 754 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,887 You promised. No whacking. 755 00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:10,230 How the hell is anyone supposed to keep their head 756 00:35:10,232 --> 00:35:14,239 above water in this stinking town without killing people? 757 00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:17,765 Um, right here is good. 758 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,550 I thought you said uptown. 759 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,858 Did I? 760 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,694 There you go, buddy. Get that paper. 761 00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:35,957 You see that? Get that money. 762 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:38,612 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 763 00:35:38,614 --> 00:35:41,224 I don't know, Hap. 764 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:44,923 Maybe California ain't looking so bad. 765 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:47,658 Nick, can I ask you something? 766 00:35:47,661 --> 00:35:49,710 - Something kind of personal... - Who's this asshole? 767 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:52,278 Shit, shit, shit. 768 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,846 Yeah, well, the world's full of it, pal. 769 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:57,851 So you got a particular destination in mind, or what? 770 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:02,158 Listen, you look like a "can-do" kind of guy. 771 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,637 Hear that all the time. 772 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:07,075 I need a girl for a party. 773 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:08,860 My own date just ran off on me, 774 00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:10,730 and I don't want to look like an asshole showing up alone. 775 00:36:10,732 --> 00:36:12,298 Yeah, well, you know, I got to tell you, 776 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,648 that ain't really my line of work. 777 00:36:13,650 --> 00:36:15,171 - It's just a party, man. - Look, pal. 778 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,608 I realize I may not give off the rosiest first impression, 779 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,175 but I'm not quite sure where you'd arrive 780 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,872 at the rather presumptuous notion... 781 00:36:20,874 --> 00:36:24,267 I'll give you 1,000 bucks if you find me a girl. 782 00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:25,833 Hm? 783 00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:28,836 [GROOVY MUSIC] 784 00:36:28,846 --> 00:36:35,853 ♪ 785 00:36:45,289 --> 00:36:47,202 You're a life-saver, bro. 786 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,206 I am. I really am. 787 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,686 So, um, I'm assuming there's 788 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:54,340 going to be other girls at this party? 789 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:55,863 Yeah, of course, baby. 790 00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:57,909 [LAUGHS] 791 00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:01,217 You don't mind me asking, what's your blood type? 792 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:08,226 ♪ 793 00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:15,842 Yeah, this is it. 794 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:21,714 Wow, Sax. I really owe you for this one. 795 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:24,240 Excuse me for trying to throw a friend a bone. 796 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,198 - You're friends? - All right, all right, look. 797 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,721 You heard the guy. It's a party. 798 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:29,375 A little conversation, a little dancing. 799 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:33,336 Oh, God, can't I just blow everyone and be done with it? 800 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:36,121 Really? 801 00:37:36,123 --> 00:37:38,254 Is romance really that dead? 802 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,692 Now, I'm not saying there's anything, um, 803 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,868 untoward about this situation, 804 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,913 but should anything arise that 805 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,452 involves certain acts... Of an adult nature, I mean... 806 00:37:48,455 --> 00:37:50,125 I think we should negotiate some consideration. 807 00:37:50,127 --> 00:37:51,328 Uh, why are you talking like that? 808 00:37:51,330 --> 00:37:52,429 - 20%. - 10. 809 00:37:52,432 --> 00:37:55,836 - 15. - Did you bring a calculator? 810 00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,674 All right, 10. 811 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:08,198 This is her. Well, yeah. 812 00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:19,730 Seems legit. 813 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:22,298 What, no music? 814 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,387 There you go. 815 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,911 [JERMAINE STEWART'S "WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF"] 816 00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:28,718 You changing into this. 817 00:38:28,721 --> 00:38:30,915 Ah, costumes. That's fun. 818 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,134 ♪ We could dance and party ♪ 819 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:35,358 - ♪ All night ♪ - ♪ All night ♪ 820 00:38:35,361 --> 00:38:37,225 ♪ And drink some cherry wine ♪ 821 00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:38,525 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 822 00:38:38,528 --> 00:38:39,918 Maybe I ought to just stick around, 823 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,447 - make sure everything's okay. - You know what? 824 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:44,145 Just wait for me outside. 825 00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:46,060 What the fuck you looking at? 826 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:47,932 Sax, would you please 827 00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,021 just get the hell out of here and let me do my job? 828 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:52,937 You're making everything weird. 829 00:38:52,939 --> 00:38:55,418 ♪ Na, na ♪ 830 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,984 ♪ Just slow down ♪ 831 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,464 I'm making it weird? 832 00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:00,423 ♪ A man wants to be approached ♪ 833 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:02,207 ♪ Cool and romantically ♪ 834 00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,730 "I'm" making it weird. 835 00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,471 ♪ I've got needs ♪ 836 00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:07,038 [SOFT MUSIC] 837 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,867 Why do things have to change, Nick? 838 00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:13,174 Oh, the big questions, huh? 839 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:16,961 What brought that on? 840 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:18,354 [SNIFFS] 841 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,312 Look, Hap, 842 00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:23,054 you can't fight it. 843 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,143 The rain gutters are stuffed with poor suckers 844 00:39:25,145 --> 00:39:27,800 who thought they could hang on to the way it was. 845 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:32,106 Change is inevitable. 846 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:35,111 Then why haven't you changed that shirt in three weeks? 847 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,027 Hap, you want to make yourself useful? 848 00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:41,741 [GASPS] Of course I do. 849 00:39:41,744 --> 00:39:44,161 Fly your tiny little blue ass up into that party, 850 00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:45,833 take a look around, tell me if there's anything 851 00:39:45,835 --> 00:39:48,386 - funny going on. - Like, funny "haha?" 852 00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:52,039 No, the other kind. 853 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,476 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 854 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:56,000 Guys, 855 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:57,523 even for me, this is fucked up. 856 00:39:57,525 --> 00:40:04,750 ♪ 857 00:40:11,887 --> 00:40:14,063 [GLASSES TINKERING] 858 00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:18,065 - Nick! - Sweet Jesus. 859 00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:20,807 That's the silliest kind of party I ever saw, Nick. 860 00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:23,897 There's a big bathtub full of ice but no sodas in it, 861 00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:27,423 and a yellow guy in the back hooked up to a giant juice box. 862 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,629 What do you mean "yellow?" Like, Chinese? 863 00:40:29,632 --> 00:40:31,862 Nick, that's offensive. 864 00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:34,865 I mean yellow, like a pineapple popsicle. 865 00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:37,041 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 866 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:38,564 [GRUNTING] 867 00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:40,523 Wait, wait! 868 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:42,307 And up! [CLAPS HANDS] 869 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:44,222 Spill on aisle three. 870 00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:46,920 Look, I'm as open-minded as anyone... 871 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:48,998 More so, as a point of fact... 872 00:40:49,001 --> 00:40:50,348 But I think we can all agree. 873 00:40:50,351 --> 00:40:51,882 This is no one's idea of a party. 874 00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:55,015 Yo, taxi driver, get the fuck out of here. 875 00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:58,192 You talking to me? 876 00:40:58,194 --> 00:41:00,473 Anyway, look, let's not get carried away, all right? 877 00:41:00,476 --> 00:41:04,155 I think that we find ourselves in a bit of a pickle, you know? 878 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:08,551 But I know that we can, um... 879 00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:10,944 find a way to solve our problems, 880 00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:14,557 you know, constructively, using, um, 881 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:19,126 sensible, adult techniques such as... 882 00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:21,128 Discussion! 883 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:24,001 Negotiation and compromise. 884 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,350 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 885 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:26,873 [GRUNTING] 886 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,049 [BLOOD SPLATTERS] 887 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:30,444 Um... 888 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:35,360 [AX CLATTERS] 889 00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:39,103 That wasn't my fault. You're going to be fine. 890 00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:40,452 [GRUNTING] 891 00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:42,741 Yeah, you're good. 892 00:41:42,744 --> 00:41:45,152 You know, more accidents happen in the workplace. 893 00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:46,785 - [GROANS LOUDLY] - You're gonna be fine. 894 00:41:46,788 --> 00:41:49,069 - [YELLING] - Uh... 895 00:41:49,071 --> 00:41:50,897 - Oh, boy. - [GAGS] 896 00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:53,247 I mean... all right, look, 897 00:41:53,249 --> 00:41:55,075 but he... he came at me... 898 00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:57,513 [MUTTERS] 899 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,080 I mean that as a compliment. 900 00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:01,908 - Nick! - Ah... whoa! 901 00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:04,911 [ROCK MUSIC] 902 00:42:04,913 --> 00:42:11,920 ♪ 903 00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:32,286 [BONES CRUNCHING] 904 00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:33,940 Ah, cheeseburgers. 905 00:42:33,942 --> 00:42:35,465 [GRUNTS] 906 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:43,559 Son of a bitch. You're a heavy bastard. 907 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,867 [GRUNTING] 908 00:42:48,944 --> 00:42:51,479 It's nothing personal, pal. This is just for your own good. 909 00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:53,487 Consider it like time out. 910 00:42:53,490 --> 00:42:54,707 Hey, fedora. 911 00:42:54,710 --> 00:42:56,535 Look, your guys are going to get hurt. 912 00:42:56,538 --> 00:42:58,182 Let's just everyone... [INHALES, EXHALES] 913 00:42:58,184 --> 00:42:59,966 - Right? - [GROANS] 914 00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,707 - [TRUCK WHIRRS] - Well, I hope that 915 00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:03,816 you have learned a very valuable lesson tonight. 916 00:43:03,819 --> 00:43:05,581 I know I have. 917 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,713 When we deal with our problems 918 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:10,063 out of a place of anger, 919 00:43:10,065 --> 00:43:11,543 bad things happen. 920 00:43:11,545 --> 00:43:14,677 But when we confront them with kindness... 921 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:17,680 [MELLOW MUSIC] 922 00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:20,683 ♪ 923 00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:22,423 Fuck it! 924 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:24,643 But Nick, you promised you wouldn't kill anyone... 925 00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:26,574 - No guns. - You killed everyone! 926 00:43:26,577 --> 00:43:27,980 There's corpses. How would you... 927 00:43:27,983 --> 00:43:29,504 - What happened? - Nick, why? 928 00:43:29,507 --> 00:43:32,346 - Eh... - Entrails, bones. 929 00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:34,044 Blood... just, all blood! 930 00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:36,089 - Is that a liver? - How can... 931 00:43:36,091 --> 00:43:38,048 I think it's more of a spleen. 932 00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:40,746 [STAMMERING, HOWLS] 933 00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:43,706 You, what's something like that worth? 934 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:47,144 $500, maybe. 935 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:48,493 How about a kidney? 936 00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:51,409 In good condition? 937 00:43:51,411 --> 00:43:53,716 Over 100,000, easy. 938 00:43:53,718 --> 00:43:55,543 Holy giblets, I'm standing in the middle 939 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:59,286 of a goddamn gold mine of blood and guts. 940 00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:01,637 [FLESH SQUELCHES] 941 00:44:01,646 --> 00:44:04,649 Now, what would you say qualifies as good condition? 942 00:44:05,773 --> 00:44:07,773 [SIREN WAILS FAINTLY] 943 00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:09,601 [GASPS SHARPLY] 944 00:44:09,603 --> 00:44:11,429 [HEAVY BREATHING] 945 00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,128 [GASPS] 946 00:44:15,652 --> 00:44:18,435 Bad dream, baby? 947 00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:20,438 I don't remember. 948 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,746 You don't have anything to be afraid of. 949 00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:26,662 All the bad people who tried to hurt you 950 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,360 are either gone, or locked up somewhere 951 00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:32,798 where they can never get out again. 952 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,409 All of them? 953 00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:36,802 All of them. 954 00:44:36,804 --> 00:44:39,805 [SYNTH MUSIC] 955 00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:46,988 ♪ 956 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,227 [SIGHS] 957 00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:25,766 ♪ 958 00:45:35,689 --> 00:45:38,736 [BLOB GURGLING, POPPING] 959 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:43,390 [SOFT ACOUSTIC MUSIC] 960 00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:50,399 ♪ 961 00:45:56,449 --> 00:45:58,754 ♪ A strange kind of love ♪ 962 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:00,190 [DOOR CREAKS] 963 00:46:00,192 --> 00:46:02,322 ♪ A strange kind of feeling ♪ 964 00:46:02,324 --> 00:46:04,585 [MUFFLED SOBS] 965 00:46:04,587 --> 00:46:07,719 ♪ Swims through your eyes ♪ 966 00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:11,592 ♪ 967 00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:14,204 ♪ And like the doors ♪ 968 00:46:14,206 --> 00:46:17,773 ♪ To a wide, vast dominion ♪ 969 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,777 What do you have in mind for him? 970 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,735 No, no, don't tell me. 971 00:46:23,737 --> 00:46:26,782 I... I love surprises. 972 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:29,219 How did you get in here? 973 00:46:29,221 --> 00:46:30,786 When you're as rich and famous as I am, 974 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,876 let's just say it pays to keep tabs on your employees... 975 00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:38,184 Even a gold star go-getter like you, 976 00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:42,275 left to their own... 977 00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:44,277 devices, the next thing you know, 978 00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:46,802 the stenographer is downloading 979 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,848 granny porn on company time. 980 00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:53,809 Please put that down. 981 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,813 I'll let you get back to work. 982 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,947 That lady cop, 983 00:47:01,949 --> 00:47:04,256 you know, the one that put Blue Scaramucci in jail... 984 00:47:04,259 --> 00:47:05,516 Whatever happened to her? 985 00:47:05,518 --> 00:47:06,909 You had her thrown off the force. 986 00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:08,649 Ruined her life, remember? 987 00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:10,956 Did I? Huh. 988 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,437 Oh, and the other one. 989 00:47:13,439 --> 00:47:15,137 The big... the big, smelly one. 990 00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:17,140 - Nick Tuba, right? - Sax. 991 00:47:17,143 --> 00:47:19,530 Sax, that's it. What happened to him? 992 00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:21,534 How would I know? 993 00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:27,930 Ah, well, we have bigger fish to fry, don't we, 994 00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:30,236 my floppy-eared friend. 995 00:47:30,238 --> 00:47:33,326 [CHUCKLES] 996 00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:36,329 But maybe I should have just killed him anyway. 997 00:47:36,331 --> 00:47:38,375 You know, revenge. 998 00:47:38,377 --> 00:47:40,506 I mean, everybody loves revenge, right? 999 00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:42,248 Even you. 1000 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:45,904 I am a professional, Mr. Shine. 1001 00:47:45,906 --> 00:47:50,691 My focus is my work, and only my work. 1002 00:47:50,693 --> 00:47:53,694 [TENSE SYNTH MUSIC] 1003 00:47:53,696 --> 00:47:56,697 ♪ 1004 00:47:56,699 --> 00:47:59,439 I don't have a vengeful bone in my body. 1005 00:47:59,442 --> 00:48:04,791 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 68307

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