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[Cliff] Previously on
Doom Patrol...
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[Vic] I'm staying here until
I find Niles Caulder.
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[Silas] You've been here a day.
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Palling around with
a bunch of...
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inept circus freaks.
[monkey screeches]
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[Cliff] Who died
and made you team leader?
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[Rita] We're not heroes.
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We're the ones
who don't do anything.
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[Vic] You're a chickenshit.
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You're right.
I am afraid to look for Niles.
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What do you want from me?
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[Larry] Ever since you decided
to live inside my body,
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my life has been a nightmare.
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I had everything,
and you fucked it all up!
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You fucked it all up.
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[Von Fuchs] Tell me, Jane.
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Are you not the core persona
inside your little menagerie,
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your inner demons?
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You are one of
many personalities
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trapped within a single body.
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Auf Wiedersehen, motherfucker.
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[Cliff] Oh, God, what did I do?
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[exclaims]
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- I'm sorry.
- Don't.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Elliot ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Ah-ah.
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Oh, right. Sorry.
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In the beginning,
there was the light.
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And the light created a shadow.
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[all]
And the shadow was good.
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[Martha and Todd clapping]
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[all] In the beginning,
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there was the light.
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And the light created a shadow.
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And the shadow was good.
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- Mom?
- Yes, dear.
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When do I get to
save the world?
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Soon.
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When the Book is finished,
all will be clear.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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[noisemaker toots]
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[Martha chuckles]
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[Martha]
Where's the happy birthday boy?
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There you are.
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[chuckles]
I baked your favorite.
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- [Elliot] Wow.
- [Martha chuckles]
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- [Elliot chuckles]
- Oh, fudge. I forgot the knife.
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Run!
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You're not here to save the world, son.
You're here to end it.
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You're not the savior.
You need to...
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[gurgling]
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[choking]
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Whoopsie daisy.
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[Todd thuds on floor]
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That was a close one.
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Today is the day, Elliot.
The Book is complete.
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It's your day
to save the world.
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It's going to be fantastic!
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Sweetie...
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Come back down.
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This cake isn't gonna
eat itself.
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Elliot...
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You get down here and you eat
this fucking cake, Elliot!
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[clocks ticking]
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[sighs]
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The past few days
I've had the sinking feeling
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the Cult of the Unwritten
Book was active again.
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Feels different this time.
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Like the bastards might have
actually pulled it off.
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Signs are bloody everywhere,
if you know where to look.
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[Father Cuervo
praying in Spanish]
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[crying and screaming]
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[murmuring in Spanish]
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[alarm clocks
ringing together]
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"Who killed Cock Robin?
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'I, ' said the sparrow,
'with my bow and arrow.'"
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[praying in Spanish]
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"'I, ' said the fly,
'with my little eye,
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- 'I saw him die.'"
- [swords clanging]
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[banging on walls]
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[whimpering in Spanish]
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"'Who'll dig his grave?'
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'I, ' said the crow.
'For I will bury him...'"
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Shit! "'Where only death
can grow!'"
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[nuns screaming]
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[sighing]
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[baby crying]
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[baby continues crying]
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[shushing]
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[gasping]
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[screaming]
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[gasps]
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[Clara] Daddy...
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Can I nap with you?
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Of course you can. Come here.
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[sighing]
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[robotic whirring]
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[yells] What the fuck?
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Hey, Jane. I didn't... Wait.
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Don't fucking touch me!
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- Don't talk to me!
- Okay.
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- Okay, Jane...
- I'm not Jane. I'm fucking Hammerhead.
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[Niles] And your wife, Sheryl.
How did you meet her?
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[Larry] Bishop John
Carroll High School.
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Class of '46.
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We were
high school sweethearts.
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[sighing]
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And when did you meet
Staff Sergeant John Bowers?
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[Larry] Excuse me?
[Niles] John Bowers.
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He was your mechanic.
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[Larry] Fuck you.
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What happened last night?
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Why was Jane in my room?
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[Hammerhead]
I told you not to talk to me.
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And I hear you. But, can you at least
tell me why Jane was in my room?
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That wasn't Jane.
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[Hammerhead]
Jane's taking a time out.
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That was Baby Doll and she fucked up, too.
That's why I'm here.
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Did I do something wrong?
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- Ya think?
- What? What did I do?
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Paraguay.
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[Cliff] Paraguay?
What about Paraguay?
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[angrily] I'm not your therapist.
You figure it out.
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Huh?
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Just to get us up to date on the
Chief's possible whereabouts,
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there are 37 known dimensions
in the universe.
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As you can see,
I've mapped them.
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Our challenge as a team,
is to pinpoint...
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- [Vic] Yes?
- We're not a team.
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You keep saying we're a team.
We're not a team.
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You wanna find the Chief, don't you?
I know I do.
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Larry? Cliff? What about you?
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Do you wanna find the Chief?
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[Larry and Cliff] Sure.
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[Vic] See?
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A group of people...
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A common goal.
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Looks like a team to me.
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Yeah...
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- Where's Rita?
- I'm right here.
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I guess my invite
got stuck at Western Union
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or is this what passes
as a cold shoulder nowadays?
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Neither.
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It's a meeting about where we
stand in search for the Chief.
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Apparently,
there's 37 dimensions.
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I see that, yes.
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[Vic] Rita, you're welcome
to sit in if you want,
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but I just figured,
given our conversation,
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you'd probably wanna
sit this one out.
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You know,
not being into it and all.
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But I'm sure we can think of
something for you to do if you want.
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Where was I?
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[Vic] If we look at the fundamentals...
[Hammerhead] Jesus, fuck.
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[Vic] ...at the subatomic level
and the atomic level...
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Thanks for standing up
for a gal, Larry.
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Remind me never to
count on you for anything.
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Not in the mood, Rita.
Not today.
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Of course not.
You're on his side.
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[Larry] Oh, right. You want me to
pretend Vic was lying about you.
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Just try supporting me
for once.
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Jane has Cliff.
Who do I get?
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You think I have a choice?
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This thing inside me
wants to be involved.
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- Just...
- [Kipling] Caulder!
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[whispers] Who is that?
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[Kipling] Caulder!
You old cunt.
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Where the hell are you?
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[Kipling] The Cult of the
Unwritten Book's on the march.
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Excuse me, sir.
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- Caulder!
- Sir!
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[Larry] Niles Caulder
isn't here.
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Where the hell is he?
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We don't know where he is,
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or for that matter,
when he'll be back.
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But, if you'd like to leave a message,
maybe tell us who you are...
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A message? Sure.
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How's this?
"Dear, Caulder, you wanker,
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I need my penny you nicked.
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'Cause the world's about to
fucking end. Again."
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Signed, "Your old pal, Kip."
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That's your name? Kip?
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Name's Kipling.
Willoughby Kipling.
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Knights Templar,
in case you're wondering.
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Don't suppose that means
anything to either of you.
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I'm very big in the world of,
shall we say, international strangeness.
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So go ahead.
Check me out.
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In the meantime,
I'll be in that bag of goat shit's office.
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Saving the world.
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So Caulder never told any of you freaks
about the Cult of the Unwritten Book?
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The who of the what?
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What's the Cult
of the Unwritten Book?
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Goddamn nightmare,
for starters.
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They're hellbent on bringing out
the destruction of the world.
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The Book, which they believe to be the
word of God, is being written as we speak.
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Once it's completed,
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the Cult will attempt
to read it.
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If successful,
the Eye will be summoned.
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The Decreator.
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And the world will be unmade.
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Who is this guy?
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Is he someone's uncle?
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[Kipling] There you are.
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The Little Sisters of our Lady of the
Razor paid me a visit this morning.
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Nuns.
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A straight razor in each hand.
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Cut through walls.
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Doesn't take a rocket scientist
to know it's a sign.
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Book is close
to being finished.
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- [glass shatters]
- Oh...
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Hmm.
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So...
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We need to find the Book...
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before the Cult finds him.
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Wait. What do you mean "him"?
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- Yeah. The Book's a person.
- [Rita] That makes no sense.
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[Larry] And where's this Book?
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Baphomet will tell us.
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[Cliff] Who?
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The Oracle. She's coming.
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[Cliff] Is anything
gonna make sense today?
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[humming]
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[both] What the fuck?
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[Baphomet]
♪ After nine days ♪
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♪ They let the horse run free ♪
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♪ Because the Book
Was nearly complete ♪
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♪ There is a mommy and daddy ♪
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♪ Ready and happy for Elliot ♪
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♪ To be the one ♪
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♪ In the suburb of Salt Lake ♪
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♪ In the family of Patterson ♪
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♪ And the Gates
Are opening wide ♪
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♪ To the city of Nurnheim ♪
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♪ No matter how hard you try ♪
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♪ Time is not on your side ♪
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♪ Because I've been to The
desert on a horse With no name ♪
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I say fuck that limey and the
horse head he rode in on.
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[Cliff] She's not wrong.
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Some Mr. Bean guy comes in
off the street
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and we abandon
the search for the Chief?
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Exactly. We're not superheroes.
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No one's forcing you
to be a part of this.
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We know where you stand.
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[Larry]
Does his story check out?
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Ish. He is a member
of the Knights Templar.
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And an established
Chaos Magician,
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which explains some of the
weird stuff we've seen so far.
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But there are a few gaps in his past.
And some shadows.
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00:14:09,955 --> 00:14:14,592
And we're supposed to just believe drunk David
Copperfield that the world's gonna end?
254
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,095
[Larry] I don't know
if I trust Kipling,
255
00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:21,477
but I believe the horse head.
256
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:26,370
Keep chatting.
Take your time.
257
00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:28,839
It's not as though
we're trying to...
258
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:33,673
halt the apocalypse
or anything.
259
00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:38,581
You believe a blue horse head.
260
00:14:38,615 --> 00:14:40,250
I do.
261
00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:45,284
I just don't understand
anything anymore.
262
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,999
We're in.
263
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,594
Glad you could fit it
in your schedule.
264
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,395
[blows]
265
00:14:52,428 --> 00:14:53,928
[sizzling]
266
00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:04,837
- What is that?
- [Kipling] What's it look like, metal tits?
267
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,210
It's a door.
268
00:15:06,244 --> 00:15:09,147
Go through it
and you find the Book, Elliot.
269
00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:11,014
So you smoke
a couple of cancer sticks
270
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:14,018
and suddenly you can
open a door to anywhere?
271
00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,986
You think that's tobacco?
272
00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:17,721
[chuckles]
273
00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:19,490
Fuck it. Let's party.
274
00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,472
[Cliff] Wait!
275
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:28,629
[sighs in frustration]
276
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,037
[spits]
277
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,972
Ugh. What on earth was that?
278
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:39,110
Two grams
of Michelangelo's ashes.
279
00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:41,245
You are not well.
280
00:15:41,278 --> 00:15:43,047
[Cliff] Close the portal.
Close the portal.
281
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,615
Close the portal!
282
00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:47,484
- You give me back my Book.
- Fuck off, shitbird!
283
00:15:47,518 --> 00:15:50,020
[Martha grunts]
284
00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:53,724
[sizzling]
285
00:15:53,756 --> 00:15:56,826
[all sigh]
286
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,062
[grunts]
287
00:15:58,095 --> 00:15:59,763
Dear God.
288
00:15:59,797 --> 00:16:01,331
Let go of me.
289
00:16:01,365 --> 00:16:02,933
It's a cloaking spell.
290
00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:06,203
Hides him from the Cult.
Buys us time to complete the job.
291
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:08,538
[Cliff] We saved the kid.
What else is there?
292
00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:10,140
Now we kill him.
293
00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:12,274
- And burn him.
- No way. Not happening.
294
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,653
- [Cliff] No!
- We do not kill kids.
295
00:16:13,677 --> 00:16:15,679
Or burn books. He's both.
296
00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:19,850
Folks, now is not the time
to start throwing spanners.
297
00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:21,219
If he gets read,
298
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,486
it's Katy bar the bloody door.
299
00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:23,821
Then we stop him
from being read.
300
00:16:23,822 --> 00:16:25,932
- There has to be another way.
- [Kipling] Yeah, sure.
301
00:16:25,956 --> 00:16:29,494
It's easy. All we have to do is
close the bloody Gates to Nurnheim.
302
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,629
And after that
we can cure cancer.
303
00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:33,865
[Cliff] What the hell
is Nurnheim?
304
00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:37,434
Nurnheim is the ghost of a
city destroyed centuries ago.
305
00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:40,337
Cult was trying to read him,
that's where they come from.
306
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,474
Okay. So we close the Gate.
How hard could it be?
307
00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:44,775
The Gates...
308
00:16:44,809 --> 00:16:47,946
are not Gates. It's a stigmata
on a person on their hands.
309
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:52,317
And as the Gates open,
more assassins are unleashed.
310
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,618
[Larry] Assassins?
311
00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:56,520
Yeah, and I don't mean MILFs
with cleavers. Look...
312
00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:59,857
The only way to
close the Gates
313
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:03,894
is to find the person with the
stigmata and sew the wound shut.
314
00:17:03,927 --> 00:17:08,098
Any of you know how to sew?
315
00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:11,435
Wow. Suddenly I'm useful.
316
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:14,338
To fight assassins. Of course.
317
00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:18,608
[Hammerhead] I can knit.
318
00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:20,592
I knit, okay?
319
00:17:26,017 --> 00:17:27,352
Dental floss?
320
00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:29,520
Janis Joplin's dental floss.
321
00:17:29,554 --> 00:17:31,556
The strongest known
spiritual thread in the world,
322
00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:34,858
the only thing powerful
enough to sew the Gates shut.
323
00:17:34,892 --> 00:17:37,161
Now, listen closely.
324
00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:39,864
Don't be idiots.
Don't fart around.
325
00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:43,500
Just close the Gates.
326
00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:45,303
I'm going with Hammerhead.
327
00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,171
This place will be
crawling with assassins.
328
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:48,673
I should go.
329
00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:52,275
Okay, except,
I'm going with Hammerhead.
330
00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:53,609
Okay.
Cliff goes with Hammerhead.
331
00:17:53,611 --> 00:17:56,047
The rest of us will stay here
and protect the kid.
332
00:17:56,079 --> 00:17:58,883
Exactly where are these Gates?
333
00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:00,451
[Kipling] Good question.
334
00:18:00,484 --> 00:18:02,987
This will tell us where.
335
00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,189
Fuck it all. My last piece.
336
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:07,424
- Chewing gum?
- "Knowing gum."
337
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:11,562
It'll give me the answer.
338
00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:16,596
Where can we find
the Gates of Nurnheim?
339
00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:22,972
[gulps]
340
00:18:23,007 --> 00:18:25,076
[Larry] He swallowed it.
341
00:18:25,078 --> 00:18:26,442
Was that on purpose?
342
00:18:26,443 --> 00:18:31,182
That never digests, you know.
It's in there forever now.
343
00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:35,652
Got it.
344
00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:37,488
[goats bleat]
345
00:18:37,521 --> 00:18:39,089
[Cliff] Thank you, Flit.
346
00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:40,825
Okay, Hammerhead.
347
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,194
Before the world ends, you mind telling
me what put me on your shit list?
348
00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:46,364
And what the hell
Paraguay means?
349
00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:47,798
[grunts] Fuck!
350
00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:51,701
- [Cliff] What?
- If I tell you, will you leave me alone?
351
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,237
Sure.
352
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,971
Paraguay was an eye-opener.
353
00:18:55,005 --> 00:18:57,642
All that carnage, the blood.
354
00:18:57,674 --> 00:19:01,278
You had Jane conned pretty
good, but I know better.
355
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:03,448
Cliff,
you're a fucking monster.
356
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:06,384
You're just another bundle
of toxic masculinity.
357
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,787
Wow! That's rich
358
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:12,155
coming from someone who calls
themself "Hammerhead."
359
00:19:12,189 --> 00:19:13,758
I've seen you in action.
360
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,294
You're every bit
as aggressive as I am.
361
00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:20,896
The difference is I exist
for a reason.
362
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,900
What the fuck is your excuse?
363
00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:24,432
[stammers]
364
00:19:34,778 --> 00:19:38,682
We need to be prepared in case
they can't close the Gates.
365
00:19:38,715 --> 00:19:40,417
Or the magic cloaking
doesn't work.
366
00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:43,287
This was never just about
relying on your magic.
367
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,390
We're prepared to fight.
368
00:19:45,423 --> 00:19:49,759
I'll secure the perimeter and make
sure everything is locked up tight.
369
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,229
Larry...
370
00:19:51,262 --> 00:19:54,897
Can you stay close to the kid in
case anything gets through us?
371
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:57,768
[Larry] Sure.
372
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,738
I need hot sauce.
373
00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:04,770
[Larry]
Check the fridge upstairs.
374
00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:07,011
You think Larry
is different from me?
375
00:20:07,045 --> 00:20:10,448
He'll be the first to tell you
he's no hero. None of us are.
376
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,782
I don't see it that way.
377
00:20:11,816 --> 00:20:14,786
You can't make us
into something we're not, Vic.
378
00:20:14,818 --> 00:20:16,295
No matter how much
you have to prove...
379
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,153
I'm not here to prove anything.
380
00:20:18,154 --> 00:20:19,557
Bullshit.
381
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:22,125
[sighs] You know what?
Maybe you're right.
382
00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:26,663
Maybe Larry's not a hero.
383
00:20:26,698 --> 00:20:30,968
But that thing inside him is.
384
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,601
It might also be insane.
385
00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:51,890
Look at this fucking place.
386
00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:56,923
[Father Cuervo
praying in Spanish]
387
00:20:56,993 --> 00:20:59,094
[Cliff] Hello?
388
00:21:03,401 --> 00:21:07,305
[praying continues]
389
00:21:07,337 --> 00:21:10,407
How many lives
were wrecked here, you think?
390
00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:12,108
In the shadows?
391
00:21:12,143 --> 00:21:14,579
[Cliff] Um...
392
00:21:14,613 --> 00:21:19,613
I'm a little too busy in my own slasher
flick here to get into all that now.
393
00:21:23,821 --> 00:21:27,491
[Cliff] Hello?
Who's in there?
394
00:21:27,525 --> 00:21:29,027
[exclaiming]
395
00:21:29,059 --> 00:21:32,061
Hey. Easy. Whoa, whoa, padre.
We're here to help stitch you up.
396
00:21:32,096 --> 00:21:33,832
Me llamo Cliff.
397
00:21:33,865 --> 00:21:35,898
Cliff. Well, that's all
the Spanish I got.
398
00:21:35,932 --> 00:21:38,269
[pleading in Spanish]
399
00:21:38,301 --> 00:21:42,539
Right.
Let's keep it short and sweet.
400
00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:45,308
All right.
Hammerhead, you ready?
401
00:21:45,343 --> 00:21:46,778
Hammerhead?
402
00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:51,714
Hammerhead, help me close this
guy's stupid hand gate things!
403
00:21:51,748 --> 00:21:55,685
Right.
404
00:21:55,719 --> 00:21:56,988
Here.
405
00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:59,223
- Let me help you, motherfucker!
- [Cliff] Whoa, whoa.
406
00:21:59,257 --> 00:22:01,792
Just like you helped all those
people who trusted you!
407
00:22:01,826 --> 00:22:03,203
[Cliff] What the hell
are you doing...
408
00:22:03,227 --> 00:22:04,760
She trusted you!
409
00:22:04,761 --> 00:22:05,630
[whimpers]
410
00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,131
I don't know
what happened to you,
411
00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:09,833
but this isn't about that.
412
00:22:09,866 --> 00:22:12,202
Fuck you!
413
00:22:12,236 --> 00:22:15,605
[Father Cuervo screams]
414
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,143
[Cliff] Wait! Wait!
415
00:22:19,175 --> 00:22:22,912
[Cliff grunting]
416
00:22:22,913 --> 00:22:25,082
Oh, shit.
417
00:22:25,115 --> 00:22:27,484
Is this Nurnheim?
418
00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:32,323
Are we in goddamn Nurnheim?
419
00:22:32,355 --> 00:22:33,624
This isn't snow.
420
00:22:33,657 --> 00:22:36,060
You really shit the bed
on this one, didn't you?
421
00:22:36,094 --> 00:22:39,396
That fucknut magician
gave us one job.
422
00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:41,900
To stop the end of the world.
But, no...
423
00:22:41,932 --> 00:22:45,869
You had to kick the Gate
wide open and drag me with you!
424
00:22:45,903 --> 00:22:49,440
- [in British accent] I'm sorry, sir.
- Wait. Which one are you?
425
00:22:49,472 --> 00:22:51,307
Penny Farthing, sir.
426
00:22:51,342 --> 00:22:53,143
Please don't hurt me, sir.
427
00:22:53,176 --> 00:22:54,478
Where's Hammerhead?
428
00:22:54,511 --> 00:22:55,980
I'm stuck in Nurnheim
429
00:22:56,013 --> 00:22:57,981
and I don't even get to
yell at Hammerhead?
430
00:22:58,016 --> 00:23:01,920
I'm sorry, sir.
Hammerhead has been relieved.
431
00:23:01,952 --> 00:23:06,123
The church was too
[stammers] provocative.
432
00:23:06,155 --> 00:23:09,626
God damn it!
433
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,895
You feel like
we've seen this place before?
434
00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:14,330
[Penny Farthing]
No, sir. I'm sorry.
435
00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,500
Say you're sorry one more time.
436
00:23:16,534 --> 00:23:18,102
Interlopers!
437
00:23:18,134 --> 00:23:20,203
You have no business here.
438
00:23:20,237 --> 00:23:22,105
That is technically true.
439
00:23:22,138 --> 00:23:25,542
You will come with us.
440
00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:27,310
All right.
Penny, you ready to fight?
441
00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:28,694
Yes, sir.
442
00:23:32,549 --> 00:23:35,019
Seriously?
443
00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:37,922
Okay, you know
you fucked all the way up now.
444
00:23:37,955 --> 00:23:40,657
You're pissing me off
even more than she did.
445
00:23:40,692 --> 00:23:44,127
- [electric buzzing]
- [Cliff yelling]
446
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:46,411
Nurnheim sucks.
447
00:24:14,325 --> 00:24:16,875
[chanting spells]
448
00:24:35,512 --> 00:24:36,713
[Larry] What are you doing?
449
00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:38,383
Nothing guards a threshold
450
00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:43,416
like a rosary that's been enchanted
and spiced. And one on each door.
451
00:24:43,755 --> 00:24:46,056
If they can get through that,
grab the kid,
452
00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:47,458
well, fuck it all.
453
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:49,861
World's meant to end.
454
00:24:49,894 --> 00:24:51,930
[Larry] That incantation...
455
00:24:51,962 --> 00:24:56,867
"Love Me Do."
Or a reasonable facsimile.
456
00:24:56,901 --> 00:24:59,938
"Hard Day's Night"
is much stronger, but...
457
00:24:59,971 --> 00:25:03,441
can never remember
the words.
458
00:25:03,473 --> 00:25:06,143
Don't question the magic.
459
00:25:06,144 --> 00:25:08,346
Worked well for us so far,
hasn't it?
460
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:13,380
I'm sorry. You really think
this is gonna save me?
461
00:25:14,818 --> 00:25:17,186
[Kipling]
I've done all I can, boy.
462
00:25:17,221 --> 00:25:18,624
Let's be honest,
463
00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:22,626
I'm half pissed and the rest of you
lot are jarringly incompetent.
464
00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:27,609
But, uh, good luck
to us all, eh?
465
00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:32,903
[Vic] Grid, run a system evaluation.
466
00:25:32,936 --> 00:25:35,138
Category, integrated weapons.
467
00:25:35,172 --> 00:25:37,642
[grid beeping]
468
00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:39,810
[Kipling] We all locked up?
469
00:25:39,844 --> 00:25:42,079
As good as a rickety old
house can be.
470
00:25:42,113 --> 00:25:46,150
I'd be happier knowing that your
friends have got the Gates closed.
471
00:25:46,182 --> 00:25:50,654
Uh-huh.
472
00:25:50,688 --> 00:25:52,256
You stoned?
473
00:25:52,288 --> 00:25:54,090
Running a weapons inventory.
474
00:25:54,124 --> 00:25:56,259
Oh.
475
00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:58,796
Me too.
476
00:25:58,829 --> 00:26:03,500
Scotch. Check.
Vodka. Check. Bourbon. Check.
477
00:26:03,534 --> 00:26:06,337
Gin. Check.
478
00:26:06,371 --> 00:26:09,673
Are you sure you don't want a clear head
in case we have to throw down later?
479
00:26:09,707 --> 00:26:12,844
God, no.
480
00:26:12,876 --> 00:26:15,878
If we're fighting,
I wanna be properly rat-assed.
481
00:26:15,912 --> 00:26:19,182
No.
482
00:26:19,215 --> 00:26:21,818
So, what's your plan?
483
00:26:21,853 --> 00:26:23,954
You zap everything
that comes through that door?
484
00:26:23,988 --> 00:26:26,490
Zap?
Yeah, amongst other things.
485
00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:28,859
A lot of faith
to put in gadgets.
486
00:26:28,893 --> 00:26:31,462
The Book's not being hunted
by a pack of muggers.
487
00:26:31,496 --> 00:26:34,731
I'll take science over whatever it
is that you do any day of the week.
488
00:26:34,766 --> 00:26:37,269
Nobody's rooting
harder for you than I.
489
00:26:37,301 --> 00:26:41,373
But if your science and my whatever
it is that I do don't work...
490
00:26:41,405 --> 00:26:44,575
we're gonna have to
reexamine our options.
491
00:26:44,576 --> 00:26:46,075
Are you talking about
killing the kid?
492
00:26:46,076 --> 00:26:48,445
I'm talking about
destroying the Book.
493
00:26:48,479 --> 00:26:50,213
That Book has a name.
494
00:26:50,247 --> 00:26:51,650
Elliot.
495
00:26:51,682 --> 00:26:54,652
And there is no way I'm killing him.
Or anyone for that matter.
496
00:26:54,684 --> 00:26:55,819
'Cause you're a hero.
497
00:26:55,853 --> 00:26:57,521
[Vic] And what are you exactly?
Seriously?
498
00:26:57,556 --> 00:27:00,090
How the hell did Niles
ever get mixed up with you?
499
00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:02,326
The man that I've known
since I was six
500
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:06,597
wouldn't even dream of
what you're suggesting.
501
00:27:06,632 --> 00:27:11,632
Sounds like you and I know
two different Niles Caulders.
502
00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:16,707
You and the rest
of those idiots
503
00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:18,343
have your "Chief."
504
00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:21,246
A kindly uncle, quick with a pat on
the back and some friendly advice.
505
00:27:21,278 --> 00:27:24,615
And you've got Niles,
the cold-blooded killer?
506
00:27:24,648 --> 00:27:26,383
I've got a man
507
00:27:26,384 --> 00:27:28,562
who'll make the decisions that have to
be made to keep the world spinning.
508
00:27:28,586 --> 00:27:33,324
A man who's willing to live with those
decisions and forever be haunted by them.
509
00:27:33,356 --> 00:27:35,660
It's okay.
510
00:27:35,692 --> 00:27:37,228
You're young.
511
00:27:37,261 --> 00:27:40,230
You can afford to
be a little stupid.
512
00:27:40,263 --> 00:27:42,732
If you're lucky,
513
00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:45,170
maybe you'll live
a little longer.
514
00:27:45,202 --> 00:27:48,972
Maybe they'll pack you
into a few dark corners.
515
00:27:49,007 --> 00:27:54,106
Then you may surprise yourself
what you're really capable of.
516
00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:09,626
[Larry] Maybe you shouldn't
have your phone on.
517
00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:14,397
Someone could track us.
518
00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:15,900
[whistles]
519
00:28:15,932 --> 00:28:18,134
That's a beauty.
520
00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:20,003
Yeah.
521
00:28:20,038 --> 00:28:22,073
Fixed it up together.
522
00:28:22,105 --> 00:28:26,044
All three of us.
Couple hours a day.
523
00:28:26,076 --> 00:28:29,413
We did everything together.
524
00:28:29,445 --> 00:28:30,647
[sighs]
525
00:28:30,681 --> 00:28:34,085
I'm sorry, Elliot.
526
00:28:34,117 --> 00:28:38,189
You know,
they were my only friends.
527
00:28:38,222 --> 00:28:43,222
I don't even know
if they loved me.
528
00:28:44,229 --> 00:28:47,431
They told me I had a destiny.
529
00:28:47,463 --> 00:28:49,298
I was gonna be a hero.
530
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,869
Save the world.
531
00:28:52,903 --> 00:28:55,271
But this, I...
532
00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:56,707
I don't want this.
533
00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:59,242
I hate that word.
534
00:28:59,276 --> 00:29:01,612
"Hero."
535
00:29:01,644 --> 00:29:02,813
It's dangerous.
536
00:29:02,846 --> 00:29:05,115
A title
other people hang on you
537
00:29:05,148 --> 00:29:07,317
and you're supposed to
carry it around.
538
00:29:07,352 --> 00:29:11,087
But that's what
you all are, right?
539
00:29:11,121 --> 00:29:15,325
No.
540
00:29:15,326 --> 00:29:20,359
I tried being a hero once and
I destroyed everything I had.
541
00:29:21,299 --> 00:29:23,366
You're lucky.
542
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,669
[scoffs] Lucky?
543
00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:26,914
You can't live
for other people.
544
00:29:26,938 --> 00:29:29,140
You have to
be true to yourself.
545
00:29:29,173 --> 00:29:30,474
You're learning that now.
546
00:29:30,508 --> 00:29:33,778
- [sighs]
- Took me a lifetime to figure that out.
547
00:29:33,810 --> 00:29:36,814
I don't have a lifetime.
548
00:29:36,815 --> 00:29:39,683
You heard Kipling.
The Cult's after me.
549
00:29:39,718 --> 00:29:41,595
They're gonna take me, they're
gonna read me and we die.
550
00:29:41,619 --> 00:29:43,921
- You don't know that.
- I should've just stayed at home.
551
00:29:43,954 --> 00:29:45,299
Let them read me,
get it over with.
552
00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:50,323
Don't say that, Elliot.
Try to have a little faith.
553
00:29:50,324 --> 00:29:52,497
Faith?
554
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:56,500
I just saw my fucking mom slit my
dad's throat! Fuck your faith!
555
00:29:56,534 --> 00:29:57,902
I'm sorry.
556
00:29:57,934 --> 00:30:00,337
The whole world's gonna end
'cause of me.
557
00:30:00,372 --> 00:30:04,375
Maybe I should just take care of this
on my own. Just fucking kill myself.
558
00:30:04,407 --> 00:30:05,607
[grunts]
559
00:30:22,426 --> 00:30:24,730
[Niles on video] John Bowers.
He was your mechanic.
560
00:30:24,762 --> 00:30:28,365
[Larry] Yes, I know who he is. I just
don't feel like talking about him.
561
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,603
- And why is that?
- [Larry] Because it's pointless.
562
00:30:31,635 --> 00:30:34,204
[Niles] I don't think
you believe that.
563
00:30:34,239 --> 00:30:36,673
[Larry] How many times
do we have to go into my past?
564
00:30:36,707 --> 00:30:38,675
- [gasps]
- The people I know...
565
00:30:38,709 --> 00:30:39,844
Oh, God.
566
00:30:39,876 --> 00:30:41,979
...or knew
had nothing to do with this.
567
00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:43,881
This is the result
of catching a bad ride.
568
00:30:43,914 --> 00:30:45,481
Do you want the world to end?
569
00:30:45,516 --> 00:30:47,184
Is that it?
570
00:30:47,218 --> 00:30:50,221
You think that'll
get you out of me for good?
571
00:30:50,255 --> 00:30:53,357
What in God's name do you want?
572
00:30:53,391 --> 00:30:55,460
Why do you keep
prodding me like this?
573
00:30:55,492 --> 00:30:59,663
I don't have time
to play games with you.
574
00:30:59,696 --> 00:31:01,133
[Niles] There you are.
575
00:31:01,165 --> 00:31:04,769
Look, I know it's easier for you to
come out when he's under duress,
576
00:31:04,801 --> 00:31:07,372
but we really must
work on that.
577
00:31:07,404 --> 00:31:12,404
I have something to show you.
578
00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:19,279
Now, I know we've tried to communicate
in several ways with limited success.
579
00:31:20,551 --> 00:31:23,354
But I have a feeling
I have nailed it this time.
580
00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:25,790
This device
could be the answer.
581
00:31:25,824 --> 00:31:29,394
You are composed of an energy
yet to be discovered.
582
00:31:29,426 --> 00:31:32,230
This is designed to
convert energy
583
00:31:32,262 --> 00:31:34,531
into an audible frequency.
584
00:31:34,566 --> 00:31:39,566
All I need is for you to enter
this machine so we may attempt
585
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:42,073
to find your voice.
586
00:31:42,105 --> 00:31:43,707
What do you say?
587
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:48,612
[turns on device]
588
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,681
I only want to help you.
589
00:31:50,713 --> 00:31:54,718
Both of you.
590
00:31:54,751 --> 00:31:56,287
Very good.
591
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,357
Now, I'm going to ask you
some simple questions
592
00:32:00,391 --> 00:32:05,128
and I want you to answer
through speech if you can.
593
00:32:05,163 --> 00:32:07,765
Do you have a name?
594
00:32:07,798 --> 00:32:09,633
[crackling and hissing]
595
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,169
Where do you come from?
596
00:32:11,201 --> 00:32:13,003
Where do you call home?
597
00:32:13,037 --> 00:32:14,806
[crackling and hissing]
598
00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:18,575
Do you remember coming into contact
with Captain Trainor's plane?
599
00:32:18,608 --> 00:32:20,778
[crackling and hissing]
600
00:32:20,811 --> 00:32:24,315
How do you sustain yourself
in Captain Trainor's body?
601
00:32:24,348 --> 00:32:28,618
How do you live in there?
602
00:32:28,652 --> 00:32:31,021
[ghostly voice] Torture.
603
00:32:31,055 --> 00:32:32,556
[Niles] How's that?
604
00:32:32,588 --> 00:32:34,959
Torture? How?
605
00:32:34,991 --> 00:32:36,059
Physically?
606
00:32:36,093 --> 00:32:38,296
No. Hold on.
607
00:32:38,328 --> 00:32:40,030
Let's keep going.
608
00:32:40,064 --> 00:32:42,932
I have many more questions
I want to ask you.
609
00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:45,517
[device shatters]
610
00:32:53,010 --> 00:32:56,713
How do you sustain yourself
in Captain Trainor's body?
611
00:32:56,747 --> 00:32:59,217
How do you live in there?
612
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,318
[ghostly voice] Torture.
613
00:33:01,352 --> 00:33:04,654
How's that? Torture? How?
614
00:33:04,688 --> 00:33:05,890
Physically?
615
00:33:05,923 --> 00:33:09,227
No. Hold on.
616
00:33:09,259 --> 00:33:10,961
Let's keep going.
617
00:33:10,994 --> 00:33:15,994
I have many more questions
for you.
618
00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:19,537
So Larry's a hero
all of a sudden and I'm out?
619
00:33:19,538 --> 00:33:21,672
That's how it's going to be,
you arrogant can opener?
620
00:33:21,673 --> 00:33:23,907
[mockingly] No one's forcing
you to be a part of this.
621
00:33:23,941 --> 00:33:25,575
We know where you stand.
622
00:33:25,576 --> 00:33:26,635
My eye.
623
00:33:26,636 --> 00:33:30,779
You idiots want to hold up here and wait for
something horrible to carve you to pieces?
624
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:32,917
Be my guest.
625
00:33:32,951 --> 00:33:36,654
Elliot. Elliot. What the hell
do you think you're doing?
626
00:33:36,688 --> 00:33:38,990
Aren't you supposed to be
downstairs with Larry?
627
00:33:39,022 --> 00:33:41,759
[scoffs] Why? So I'll be safe?
628
00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:43,193
It's all pointless.
629
00:33:43,227 --> 00:33:46,163
I'm fighting destiny. Why?
630
00:33:46,196 --> 00:33:48,767
My life's destroyed anyway,
so...
631
00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:53,799
Decided I'd help everybody out
and just kill myself.
632
00:33:54,404 --> 00:33:56,941
Well, this is
only the second floor.
633
00:33:56,973 --> 00:33:58,808
You wouldn't kill yourself.
634
00:33:58,843 --> 00:34:01,946
Maybe break an arm or a leg.
635
00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:06,980
Plus, to be fair, you'd have to die and be
burned if you wanted to really save everyone.
636
00:34:07,817 --> 00:34:09,353
It doesn't matter.
637
00:34:09,387 --> 00:34:14,291
[scoffs] 'Cause I'm so weak,
I couldn't even try.
638
00:34:14,324 --> 00:34:15,992
I'm a failure.
639
00:34:16,027 --> 00:34:17,795
[chuckles]
640
00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:22,829
I'm a failure. And the whole
world's gonna pay for it.
641
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:28,873
Hey, stop that.
642
00:34:28,905 --> 00:34:31,875
It's going to be okay.
643
00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:33,409
Come here.
644
00:34:53,597 --> 00:34:55,465
This world...
645
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,135
is a beautiful,
horrible place.
646
00:34:58,168 --> 00:35:00,538
It's spectacular.
647
00:35:00,572 --> 00:35:05,572
You don't need the burden
of ending it.
648
00:35:09,646 --> 00:35:12,849
Maybe the people
in this house can't save you.
649
00:35:12,851 --> 00:35:15,519
We failed before.
650
00:35:15,552 --> 00:35:20,353
But can you at least
let us try?
651
00:35:36,773 --> 00:35:39,341
[gasps]
652
00:35:39,342 --> 00:35:40,577
Now what the hell?
653
00:35:40,610 --> 00:35:44,414
[Mother Archon]
Welcome, guests.
654
00:35:44,447 --> 00:35:47,184
[Cliff] Giant clowns? Nope.
655
00:35:47,217 --> 00:35:50,954
[Mother Archon] Run and the Hoodmen
will only gather you again.
656
00:35:50,987 --> 00:35:54,189
You may stay as our guests.
657
00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:55,190
I don't want to...
658
00:35:55,192 --> 00:35:57,094
[stuttering]
659
00:35:57,126 --> 00:36:00,797
be stung.
It looked like it hurt.
660
00:36:00,831 --> 00:36:03,367
[Cliff] So what the hell
are you supposed to be?
661
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,001
[Mother Archon]
We are the Archons.
662
00:36:06,036 --> 00:36:08,137
The high priests of Nurnheim.
663
00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:10,306
[Cliff] Wait.
664
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:11,708
I know you.
665
00:36:11,742 --> 00:36:14,244
You tried to steal
the Book from me.
666
00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:17,114
You're the boy's parents.
667
00:36:17,146 --> 00:36:20,318
We were,
but we have ascended.
668
00:36:20,351 --> 00:36:24,721
A reward for protecting the Unwritten
Book until its completion.
669
00:36:24,753 --> 00:36:27,257
This is your reward?
670
00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:29,726
[Mother Archon]
All of Nurnheim is ours.
671
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,297
Dad's taking
a real victory lap.
672
00:36:34,331 --> 00:36:36,967
His suffering was brief.
673
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,168
As will be our glory.
674
00:36:39,202 --> 00:36:42,405
Because soon
the Decreator will rise
675
00:36:42,438 --> 00:36:44,007
and set right to existence
676
00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:46,076
and then we,
677
00:36:46,108 --> 00:36:47,344
all of us,
678
00:36:47,378 --> 00:36:48,778
will cease to be.
679
00:36:48,813 --> 00:36:52,349
I hate to break it to you,
but that's not gonna happen.
680
00:36:52,382 --> 00:36:56,320
Because you are
going to stop us?
681
00:36:56,353 --> 00:36:59,891
[chuckles]
You're too late, guests.
682
00:36:59,923 --> 00:37:04,195
All of Nurnheim has gone to retrieve
and read the Unwritten Book.
683
00:37:04,228 --> 00:37:08,398
Good luck finding him. We put a spell
on him with weird spit and everything.
684
00:37:08,431 --> 00:37:10,501
He's invisible to you.
685
00:37:10,534 --> 00:37:13,769
You can't read
what you can't see.
686
00:37:13,802 --> 00:37:15,804
But you're wrong.
687
00:37:15,838 --> 00:37:20,010
We see everything.
688
00:37:20,043 --> 00:37:22,445
Gone! You let him go?
689
00:37:22,478 --> 00:37:23,847
What is wrong with you?
690
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,382
- I trusted you.
- I didn't do anything. It was him.
691
00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:27,593
[Kipling] Who's him?
[Vic] Why would he do that?
692
00:37:27,617 --> 00:37:28,829
[Larry] Don't you get it?
[Kipling] Who's he?
693
00:37:28,853 --> 00:37:30,218
[Larry] He's just
as screwed up as me.
694
00:37:30,219 --> 00:37:31,453
You need to
pull yourself together.
695
00:37:31,454 --> 00:37:32,988
Nobody's gonna explain
anything to me, are they?
696
00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:36,793
Elliot is fine.
He's terrible, but he's fine.
697
00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:40,563
- [stammers] I thought you'd run off to...
- Kill myself?
698
00:37:40,597 --> 00:37:43,733
Yeah, I was, uh...
I was thinking about it.
699
00:37:43,768 --> 00:37:46,204
She talked me
into staying safe.
700
00:37:46,237 --> 00:37:51,074
I don't know why, but I thought
this horse's ass could save him.
701
00:37:51,108 --> 00:37:53,543
[pounding on door]
702
00:37:53,577 --> 00:37:56,280
Get the boy downstairs.
It's them.
703
00:37:56,313 --> 00:37:58,282
You're with me.
You take the hall.
704
00:37:58,315 --> 00:38:00,817
Make sure
nobody comes downstairs. Go!
705
00:38:00,849 --> 00:38:02,851
[pounding continues]
706
00:38:02,885 --> 00:38:04,987
Can I trust you?
707
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,090
Can I trust it?
708
00:38:07,123 --> 00:38:09,358
It does love a fight.
709
00:38:09,393 --> 00:38:13,463
[pounding continues]
710
00:38:13,496 --> 00:38:16,532
Hurry. Hurry.
711
00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:18,735
- [beads crushing]
- [Rita gasps]
712
00:38:18,768 --> 00:38:20,871
Who in the world
put those there?
713
00:38:20,905 --> 00:38:23,249
Oh, uh, Willoughby did. They're magic.
They're supposed to protect the lab.
714
00:38:23,273 --> 00:38:24,541
He dipped them in Sriracha.
715
00:38:24,574 --> 00:38:29,574
Well, let's put them
back together again.
716
00:38:34,518 --> 00:38:38,568
Grid, activate sonic canon.
717
00:38:39,699 --> 00:38:41,958
Science.
718
00:38:41,992 --> 00:38:43,994
What's that for?
719
00:38:44,027 --> 00:38:47,327
[reciting incantation]
720
00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:51,268
Magic.
721
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,269
[banging on door]
722
00:38:53,302 --> 00:38:54,938
That's it. They're in.
723
00:38:54,972 --> 00:38:57,507
- Dry bachelors. Of course.
- Dry bachelors?
724
00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,242
Assassins. Pain surgeons.
725
00:38:59,277 --> 00:39:04,277
Made out of dead skin and
letters that were never sent.
726
00:39:15,925 --> 00:39:17,226
[Larry] Anytime now.
727
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,728
Whenever you're ready.
728
00:39:18,762 --> 00:39:20,762
Oh, come on.
Quit playing games.
729
00:39:20,797 --> 00:39:22,132
[grunts]
730
00:39:22,164 --> 00:39:24,067
Release, or whatever.
731
00:39:24,099 --> 00:39:27,099
[electrical buzzing]
732
00:39:39,483 --> 00:39:40,583
This isn't gonna work.
733
00:39:40,617 --> 00:39:42,786
It's fine. It's totally fine.
734
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:45,056
- I don't wanna die.
- [Rita] And you won't.
735
00:39:45,088 --> 00:39:48,592
We're going to gather all the little
disgusting beads and keep you safe
736
00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:51,493
while the others fight
whatever it is out there.
737
00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:53,129
We're going to save the world
or whatever
738
00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:55,766
and then I will have a stiff
Manhattan and go to bed.
739
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,701
[stammering]
I don't care about my destiny.
740
00:39:57,735 --> 00:40:00,871
I don't care about saving the world.
I just don't want to die.
741
00:40:00,905 --> 00:40:04,875
Listen, I was well on my way
out of here when you stopped me.
742
00:40:04,909 --> 00:40:08,012
And God knows why,
I actually did something good.
743
00:40:08,045 --> 00:40:12,583
I am being a good person and you are
absolutely ruing this moment for me.
744
00:40:12,615 --> 00:40:17,615
So shut up and pick up
the stupid beads!
745
00:40:21,190 --> 00:40:23,740
[swords clanging]
746
00:40:26,563 --> 00:40:28,931
Behind you!
747
00:40:28,965 --> 00:40:30,300
Nice science.
748
00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:31,983
Nice magic.
749
00:40:36,673 --> 00:40:39,275
What happened
to your arm gun thingy?
750
00:40:39,309 --> 00:40:40,976
Uses up too much juice.
751
00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:43,380
Besides...
752
00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,481
we don't need it.
753
00:40:45,516 --> 00:40:47,315
We got this.
754
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:52,523
Got them on the run.
755
00:40:52,556 --> 00:40:53,657
Let's go clean 'em up.
756
00:40:53,690 --> 00:40:56,293
No, it's not right.
757
00:40:56,326 --> 00:40:59,626
They don't just leave.
758
00:41:01,398 --> 00:41:03,166
What are those?
759
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:05,335
[Kipling] Jesus. Hoodmen.
760
00:41:05,369 --> 00:41:07,038
It's the royal guard
of Nurnheim.
761
00:41:07,070 --> 00:41:09,372
The robot and the lunatic must
have dropped the ball on this one.
762
00:41:09,373 --> 00:41:10,373
This is bad.
763
00:41:10,407 --> 00:41:11,775
Screw 'em. We keep fighting.
764
00:41:11,809 --> 00:41:13,553
[Vic] We gotta take these
things out, no matter what.
765
00:41:13,577 --> 00:41:16,146
You're right.
We do. Sorry.
766
00:41:16,179 --> 00:41:18,014
Sorry for what?
767
00:41:18,047 --> 00:41:19,215
[grunting]
768
00:41:19,248 --> 00:41:20,416
Ahhh!
769
00:41:20,449 --> 00:41:24,186
Kipling, you... [grunts]
770
00:41:24,221 --> 00:41:25,871
[screaming]
771
00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:32,628
- Here.
- Good. Check under the chair.
772
00:41:32,663 --> 00:41:34,164
That won't be necessary.
773
00:41:34,197 --> 00:41:37,434
- It's over?
- We won?
774
00:41:37,467 --> 00:41:39,402
Not yet. But we will.
775
00:41:39,436 --> 00:41:40,635
[grunts]
776
00:41:52,449 --> 00:41:56,798
You have to take care of him.
777
00:41:58,288 --> 00:41:59,489
There's too many of them.
778
00:41:59,523 --> 00:42:02,222
[banging on walls]
779
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:12,469
No, please.
780
00:42:12,501 --> 00:42:14,601
[Rita] Elliot!
781
00:42:22,646 --> 00:42:27,217
Grid, transfer all energy
to ionic grenade.
782
00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:30,153
[Vic grunting]
783
00:42:30,186 --> 00:42:34,690
Contain it to the room
and let it rip!
784
00:42:34,724 --> 00:42:37,724
[Vic's screams fade]
785
00:42:46,503 --> 00:42:51,242
So this is it? We just stare at
each other until the world ends?
786
00:42:51,275 --> 00:42:53,710
Won't be long
until the Book is read.
787
00:42:53,744 --> 00:42:54,911
I can feel it.
788
00:42:54,945 --> 00:42:57,481
The Book? You mean your son?
789
00:42:57,514 --> 00:42:59,349
To me,
he is the Unwritten Book.
790
00:42:59,382 --> 00:43:01,885
[Cliff chuckles]
I gotta hand it to you, lady.
791
00:43:01,918 --> 00:43:03,820
I've been a pretty shitty dad.
792
00:43:03,853 --> 00:43:05,521
You know,
checked out for a while now.
793
00:43:05,554 --> 00:43:07,423
But you take
the whole goddamn cake.
794
00:43:07,456 --> 00:43:08,958
Raising your only kid
795
00:43:08,992 --> 00:43:12,096
just so you can sacrifice him
to a death cult
796
00:43:12,128 --> 00:43:15,166
after killing his dad
in front of him?
797
00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:18,668
That there is some
top shelf bullshit.
798
00:43:18,702 --> 00:43:21,070
Back me up here, Tiny Tim.
799
00:43:21,103 --> 00:43:23,740
Oh. Uh...
800
00:43:23,773 --> 00:43:25,809
Very bad mother, sir.
801
00:43:25,842 --> 00:43:27,677
[Mother Archon]
That's only one perspective.
802
00:43:27,710 --> 00:43:31,215
To you, I am a bad mother.
803
00:43:31,248 --> 00:43:35,885
To many others, I was a
good custodian of the Book.
804
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,454
It was always happy.
805
00:43:37,487 --> 00:43:41,824
[Cliff] No, that's not a perspective.
That's a delusion.
806
00:43:41,858 --> 00:43:45,528
And the reality is
you're a fucking psychopath.
807
00:43:45,561 --> 00:43:47,731
There is no reality.
808
00:43:47,764 --> 00:43:50,300
There is only perception.
809
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:52,469
The way we see things.
810
00:43:52,501 --> 00:43:55,273
The way we see ourselves.
811
00:43:55,306 --> 00:43:57,775
No, this can't be real.
Hey, you seeing this?
812
00:43:57,807 --> 00:44:00,076
Jane? Jane?
813
00:44:00,110 --> 00:44:01,110
Jane?
814
00:44:08,085 --> 00:44:13,085
Then there's
how we see each other.
815
00:44:15,092 --> 00:44:18,061
Is this really how you see me?
816
00:44:18,094 --> 00:44:21,498
Clara? You think I see Jane
as my daughter?
817
00:44:21,530 --> 00:44:23,400
Stop this, please.
818
00:44:23,432 --> 00:44:24,802
[Mother Archon] First...
819
00:44:24,835 --> 00:44:27,838
You should see
your true essence.
820
00:44:27,871 --> 00:44:31,608
You're nothing more than
an organ in a container.
821
00:44:31,641 --> 00:44:33,510
Are you not?
822
00:44:33,543 --> 00:44:36,746
You? Young Kay?
823
00:44:36,780 --> 00:44:40,530
Scared and wounded child.
824
00:44:42,219 --> 00:44:45,222
But soon
all will see what will be.
825
00:44:45,255 --> 00:44:50,255
Because the Decreator
will make everything nothing.
826
00:45:07,643 --> 00:45:09,143
[chanting]
827
00:45:14,550 --> 00:45:17,550
[chanting continues]
828
00:45:40,378 --> 00:45:44,280
[Larry]
My God. Is that the Decreator?
829
00:45:44,313 --> 00:45:46,563
We're too late.
830
00:45:49,887 --> 00:45:54,425
[lighter clicks]
831
00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:56,458
Maybe I should have done
"A Hard Day's Night."
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