All language subtitles for Bliss (2018) S01E01 Part 2 1080p Amazon WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[eng]

DENISE: Kris, we're going
to Sergio's now.

Yeah, although not
definitely there, could possibly
go somewhere else.

You gonna be okay?

Kris?
I could just stay in tonight.

KRIS: Yes, I'm fine
for the billionth time.

Come on, he's 15.
You're overdoing it,

he doesn't wanna be
treated like a kid.

Oh really? Kris,

would you like me to bring
you back some
Kinder eggs?

Kris?

KRIS: Uh, yeah,
please, actually.
That would be great.

Now you're gonna have to
stop for Kinder eggs.

Oh, I have just had
a great idea.

Sushi.

I think the Japanese
already had that idea.

[CHUCKLES]

No, no, let's go
and eat some,
I really got a craving for it.

Come on,
aw, eh? Sushi?

No, we're meeting friends
in 20 minutes
at another restaurant

and we're already
running late.

Call them, see
if they wanna detour
to Yen Sushi.

-That's in Bath.
-So?

You said you wanted to
stay local 'cause you've been
travelling all day.

Yeah, but now
that I'm in the car...

That's absurd.
We will never get a table.

Yen Sushi,
where did that
come from?

All right.
Sergio's it is.

Fair enough. I'm just trying
to be spontaneous.

Can we not stay too late though
'cause I think I'm coming down
with something.

Swallowing.
Hurts when I swallow.

Right. Um...

Ooh, hello, uh, we have
a reservation under the name
of Marsden

or it might be
under Larkspur.

Certainly, Marsden,
yes, table for three.

Oh, look,
they're already here.

Andrew, get over here.

Sorry. Did you say table
for three?

So, yeah, 8:00 o'clock.

Andrew?

Hi, Sam.

You know Rafiq?

-Hello.
-Hi. [GIGGLES]

And this is Andrew.

-Andrew?
-Sorry, sorry, miles away.

-Rafiq, hello.
-Hello.

You must be Sameera,
how lovely to meet you.

Um, I hope you don't mind
but we went ahead and ordered
a bottle of wine.

No, no, not at all.
I'm sure
Andrew will have a glass.

-SAMEERA: Oh, but not you?
-No, no, I don't drink,
anymore.

Okay.

[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]

-What?
-[GIGGLES]

I think Rafiq was sitting
there, Andrew.

Oh, was he?

Oh well, I'm sure
you don't mind do you, Rafiq?

Uh, no, no, it's fine.
I'll sit here.

Problem solved.

-Do you want to...
-Yeah, that'd be great.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Oh, oh, excuse me.

-What is it?
-Oh, I don't believe this.

Call me ASAP. Guess who?

His boss.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna have
to take this.
I'll just be one moment.

Oh, you can take it here,
I don't mind.

Thank you.

Andrew's got this thing
about talking in front
of other people

on mobile phones.
He thinks it's rude,
he won't do it.

Honestly, it took me forever
to try and
get him to use one.

Don't get him started on
Facebook or Twitter.

Oh God, he won't even
let Kris on it.

In fact, he won't even
allow Kris
his own mobile phone.

It's like living in the 1890s
in our house.

Or 1990s, even.

-Well, I'd be happy with that.
-[ALL CHUCKLING]

Hi, this is a longshot

but I meant to ask.
I was in here last week
and I left a briefcase in here,

has anybody handed it in?

No sir, sorry.

Yeah, yeah, uh, would
you mind looking for me?

Because, uh,
someone might have left it
in the back office or something.

Sorry, I haven't seen
a briefcase.

Yeah, I mean...
Well it was last week
so, um...

Right. I can't help you sir,

-we don't
even have a back office.
-Yeah, it's sort of black

with brown...
It's, it's you know,
it's white... It's mainly white.

It's got a strap,
it's got handles.

I don't know
what you want me to
do, sir.

Well, I want you to fucking
look for it, obviously.
Fuck sake...

Sorry, I'm sorry.
I just...

It's got sentimental value
so...

I'll go speak to my manager.

Yeah, thank you so much,
I really do appreciate that.

Oh, no!

KIM'S VOICEMAIL:
Hi. This is Kim Marsden.
Sorry I missed your call.

Leave me your name and number
and I'll get back to you
as soon as I can. Bye.

-[BEEPS]
-Hey, Kim,

greetings from
Espana, ole.
[LAUGHS]

Uh, the hotel's a bit
shit but I suppose
that was to be expected.

I've got a room
right next to quite
a busy road, um,

and you talked to Peter
about the potholes.

Uh, should I be jealous?

Um, but maybe you two should
get a petition going.

Well done. And talking
of well done, I really
do think

that you deserve that steak.

I do.

I mean, think of all the times
you had to do stuff that
you didn't wanna do for Amy?

And they have a really good
salad bar at the
Crown & Anchor

because I read about it online.

-[MEN SINGING]
-Honestly, this road,
its' so noisy.

And, and there seem
to be English people
everywhere.

And here's the clincher,
it's on me.

Yeah, I rang ahead and I left
my credit card details.

So go ahead and splash out
and I wish I could be there.

Oh, wait that's,
that's maintenance at my door.

One sec, one second.
Hola, hola,

yes I have a real problem
with the window,

I want to shut the window
'cause it's very noisy.

Yeah, I gotta go, this guy
doesn't speak a word of English.

So, uh, look I love you

and please do go
for that steak on me.

Please? And, uh, text me
if you wanna let me know
where you are.

Don't call me because
I forgot to put my phone
on charge.

All right? I love you, bye.

Oh, God, 58 minutes, okay.

-[LINE RINGING]
-WOMAN : Directory.
Which number?

Yeah, the Crown & Anchor,
please?

[ALL GIGGLING]

Oh, you are not going
to believe this.

That inappropriate rude word
of a boss of mine,

wants me to rewrite my entire
Cardiff Bay piece tonight.

-DENISE: What?
-Sorry guys, we're gonna
have to go.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
no we don't.

We're not going
anywhere, he can wait.

Well, that's what I said
darling, but he was rather
adamant.

Trust me, he doesn't know
what adamant means.

Well, I hope he does
because he's my editor.
[LAUGHS]

You're staying here and
we're gonna eat dinner.

-But I...
-Either you tell him or I will.

Darling, I don't like it any
more than you do.

Then give me the phone
and I'll call him.

Yeah, yeah, you're right,
yeah.

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm gonna stay
and have dinner. Yeah.

-Now who does he think he is?
-Good for you.

I am sorry, sir,
I couldn't locate a briefcase.

Oh, okay.

Thank you. Weird.

-What was all that about?
-I dunno.

Maybe she thinks
I'm Noel Edmonds [LAUGHS].

[ALL LAUGH]

Right, come on then,
let's order. I know what I want.
Waiter?

Slow down. We haven't
even looked at the menus yet.

Oh, who needs a menu?
It's Italian. It's pizza, pasta,

sardines, lasagne, you know
the sort of thing,
am I right?

Waiter, yeah,
four mozzarella starters,
please?

What do you want, Salmon?
Ravioli? Pasta? Ravioli?

[DENISE LAUGHS]

-DENISE:
Right, your turn.
-I'm finished.

Oh no, that's too hard

but if I could only pick one,
then rugby.

No wait, low fat
cottage cheese. [LAUGHS]

This game doesn't make
any sense to me.

-It's, it's fun.
-It's stupid.

-What's wrong with you?
-I told you, I'm not feeling
very well.

Well that's what happens
when you eat your food too fast.

Well it's better than
eating too slow, if you ask me.
That's just rude.

-You can talk.
-I'm just--

Just being a pain.

-Sameera, do you cook?
-SAMEERA: Yes, I do.

Um, I'm not great
but I do like to experiment.

She's a very good cook.
Your soups are brilliant.

Aw, I bet you've got
a lovely kitchen to cook
those soups in as well.

Yeah, well you can stop
there actually

because Sameera, it's not
really about whether you're
a good cook or not.

Denise wants a new kitchen

and she's brought it up
in a hope that you'll back her
up. So...

Oh.

Um, right. I think I'll just
run to the ladies.

Excuse me.

I, I'll come with you.

[DENISE AND SAMEERA WHISPER]

This asparagus is very good.

Huh? What?
Oh, the asparagus.

-Yeah, it's very good.
-Hmm.

Yeah. So, um,
Denise told Sameera

that you write those mysterious
traveller books.

-Anonymous traveller.
-Right. Yes, of course, sorry.

I, I read the one where
you followed
the original spice trail.

Really interesting.

-Thank you.
-I enjoyed it.

And, and you really
are anonymous?
No one knows who you are?

-Yep.
-Why?

Well, because I wanna be
able to honestly assess

all the experiences
and to be able to do that

I need to be able to be treated
like anyone else.

Well, that makes sense.

Yeah, it must
be kinda cool though to do
all that travelling

and not have to pay for it.

Um, well,
I spend six months

of the year away
from Denise and Kris
and the other six months

listening to them
complain about it. So...

-That sounds hard.
-It's not ideal.

Can't remember the last time
I went on holiday.

Yeah, it's not a holiday,
it's a work.

I work for a living.
So,

that's how I'm able to provide
for my families.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it...
Families?

Excuse me?

You said,
I provide for my families.

Uh, security...
Family's security.

You didn't let me finish.

Is everything okay?

Um, yeah, you know,
yeah. I'm just trying to...

Just trying to work
something out.

Yeah, you're right,
look at me.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Look at me.

I'm sweating like
a suicide bomber
going through customs.

[LAUGHS] No offence.

-None taken.
-Great.

Why would you think
that I might take offence?

Because you're a Muslim.

Although not a very
good one obviously

because you're
sat here drinking.

No,

oh, yeah, you're right,
these are good asparagus.

Asparagus? Asparaguses?
Asparagi? Asparagai?

What did you just say?

I'm trying to think
of the plural of asparagus.

No, not that. Why would
I take offence to you saying
suicide bomber

-because I'm a Muslim?
-Uh, because it's a
common stereotype.

I mean, I, I didn't make
that up, that's just, you know,

9/11, 7/7,
Salman Rushdie,

the Munich Olympics
and infinitum.

I mean, I don't think
that you and Sameera
are terrorists.

-Ooh. Well, thank you.
-You're welcome.

But if you knew
that Sameera and I
are Muslim...

I did, that's why I said
no offence.

-Because you didn't wanna
offend us?
-Right.

Then don't make
offensive remarks.

Well, hey, I don't think
you're all terrorists,

neither does Denise,
God, no.

-Okay.
-I mean,

[MIMICKING MUSLIM CHANTING]
Allah Hu Akbar, no.

You know, I'm just saying
that some people do have
that opinion, you know,

racists, UKIP members,

some Danish cartoonists.

But clearly,
you don't take being
a Muslim that seriously

'cause your sat here
drinking.

Woah, look, uh,
plenty of Muslims drink alcohol,

so maybe you should
educate yourself

about different cultures
before you make
a fool of yourself.

Okay, well, clearly
I've upset you so

I think it's probably best
if Denise and I go.

Please tell her
I'll be in the car.

No, no, no, no, no.
Look,

why don't we just say that
it came out wrong

and change the subject, hmm?

Okay.

Hmm.

[SIGHS]

Hmm, you know what?

I think the plural of asparagus
is asparagus...

-Right.
-...or asparaguses.
You can have both

but not asparagai. No.

To be honest
I really don't know
a lot of Arabs

so it's great
to meet you two.

We're not Arab.

Oh well, thank God
for small mercies.

[LAUGHS] My God, I mean.

Not all Muslims are Arabs

and not all Arabs
are Muslims.

Right. Because that's worse.

What? Uh, worse?
Worse than what?

Muslims.

No, no, no.
It's, it's not worse,

-it's just different.
-Right. Yeah, come on, is it?

Yes.

Come on, is it though, really?

Yes it is.
And, and for Arabs to be
worse than Muslims...

-Yeah.
-...you'd already have to think
that Muslims are bad.

No, no, I meant for you,
you know, in terms
of lazy stereotypes.

Uh,
what's the difference anyway?

Look, Muslims embrace
the religion of Islam. Now...

-Yeah.
-...now the Arabs live
in a part of the world

known as Arabia.
So I'd appreciate it if you
didn't call us Arabs.

Yeah, hey, don't worry.
I'm not gonna call you
a towel head.

-What the fuck is your problem?
-Hey, what?

Raf?

What, what, what's going on?

I don't know,
we were just
sitting here talking.

Talking. He made a string
of racist
and Islamophobic remarks.

-I did not.
-Andrew's not racist.

Raf, come on?

He, he said that
he was sweating like a suicide
bomber going through Customs.

Yeah,
I heard that on a sitcom,
I didn't think that was racist.

Well, it's in bad taste
but I don't
think it's racist.

[STAMMERING]
And then he said,
no offence.

-Hmm?
-No offence?

-As in?
-I hope this doesn't offend you.

It, it was, it was,
it was the tone.
It was the tone.

And, and, and then he said
that he wouldn't call me
a towel head.

He thought that
all Muslims are Arabs.

Oh, well no, I apologised
for that and that was ignorance,
that was not racism.

Oh come on,
I don't think for a minute
that you're ignorant.

-Thank you.
-I think you did it on purpose.

-[MOBILE VIBRATES]
-Raf, come on.

Well... That is it.

-Andrew?
-No, I'm sorry, Denise,

I'm not gonna sit
and listen to that. I'm sorry.

He's an arsehole.

[EXHALES IN RELIEF]

I'm so sorry, Rafiq.

I know Andrew
is a lot of things
but he's, he's not racist.

And also I know his jokes
are not always funny.

Hardly ever, in fact,
so I can only apologise.
But, yeah.

[CHUCKLING IN RELIEF]

Found the briefcase.

Perhaps we should just call
a night, okay?

Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?

You haven't finished
your food yet.

-Um...
-No, no, no, please, please
sit down. Listen...

Rafiq's still
a bit upset, Andrew,...

I know, and he has
every right to be

because I was crass
and I was insensitive,

and, uh, I apologise, sincerely.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Listen, it would make me feel
so much better

if you'd stay
and have some dessert, please?

Please?

Come on.

Would you like to share
a tiramisu?

Is that supposed to be
a symbol of black and white
peaceful co-existence?

[SNICKERS]

Yes!

Yes. That's exactly what...
[LAUGHS]

[ALL BURST INTO LAUGHTER]

Waiter? Oh, fuck!

Yes, Simone we are
a little bit late, we can...

Oh, Andrew, what you doing?

Um, I, I think
I dropped my phone.

Oh, no, no it's here.
Andrew?

Is it? You sure?

Yes.
Andy? Andrew?

Andrew?

Oh shit, shit, shit.

[VOICE DISTORTED] Hello?

Andy?

Hello?

Andrew? Hello?

Andy?

You all right?

Um, yeah.

Darling, you look terrible.

I think I'm gonna
have to go, I'm sorry.

He did say he was coming
down with something
in the car on the way here.

I think it might've been
the asparagus, plural.

Do we still have that
bottle of Gaviscon?

Oh.

Um, look I'm gonna
leave some money.

I'm so sorry and,
and I'll give you a call.
Sorry.

-Take care.
-Sorry.

I've eaten loads of these.

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

You okay, sweetheart?

Penny for them?

I love you.

Are you sure
you don't
want me to drive?

Oh, I'd love you to,
but it's better
for the environment like this.

I don't know why you insist
on having two cars.

-Look after your mother,
will you?
-Course I will.

I wish I was
going to Dubrovnik with you.

Me too.

-This making you
uncomfortable yet?
-Yeah.

Homework.

Hey.

[BREATHING EXCITEDLY]

I...

I love you.
I love you both so much.

We love you too.

[SIGHS]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

ANDREW: Bristol, population almost half a million people.

God, I wish
there were more restaurants.

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES]