All language subtitles for Bliss (2018) S01E01 Part 1 1080p Amazon WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[eng]

ANDREW:
Kim, Kim have you seen
my blue suit jacket?

Vlad? Vlad?

-ANDREW: Kim?
-Vlad?

Yes?

Oh, um, are you gonna take
these photos down
or should we, or...

Oh, Mrs Marsden,
don't you worry,

my men and me,
we'll take care of everything.

-[SIGHS]
-[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Stupid kitchen. Oh Kim,
have you seen
my blue suit jacket?

Ah, it's upstairs
in the wardrobe.

-I already looked up there.
-Well, look again.

And now have some water taps
for you to look at

-Master Marsden please, please?
-Oh, uh, yeah.

Yeah. Uh, all right.
I'm sure they're fine,

whatever my wife wants.
She's the boss.

I will show them to you then.

I need someone to sign
this form for me.

I'm busy right now,
get your dad to do it,
he's the writer.

Ah, what is this for?

Um, I think it's used to
keep you warm

while making you
look respectable.

Funny.

I told you,
the International Science Fair.

International? In Wales?

Does that even count?
You wanna check the
Trade Descriptions Act.

-Just sign it, dad.
-Wales, it's hardly...

Just sign it.

Ooh, uh,
where's my carry-on?

KIM:
It's in front of the door,
where you always put it.

-Andrew?
-Uh, yeah.

This kitchen extension's
already doing my head in.
All this

and a bunch of random Polish men
traipsing in and out all day.

But I don't think
they're Polish actually.

Remember you said these guys
would be even cheaper
than the Poles?

Whatever. This whole
thing's a pain.

We have needed to do this
forever,

so I need you to look
at these and tell me which one
you like the best?

-I like them both.
-You can't have them both.
Just make a decision.

Uh...

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

I don't speak Latvian

but if what you just said is,
do I wanna sheet over
that bookcase? I do.

Oh, yes, yes please.
Yes.

Uh, that would be brilliant,
especially this bookcase,

I have some first editions there
that are very important to me.

-What? Oh.
-Are you gonna be back Friday
or Saturday,

'cause someone
needs to be here
for the doors.

Saturday, although I may
have to stay
a little bit longer.

-Uh, what?
-Yeah, I said I might.

But the chance is I may have
to do this extra piece.

-Andrew?
-It's about a nun
who kite surfs.

That is so not cool.

It kind of is,
'cause she's nearly 80.

-That's not what I mean.
-Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

Well, the cash will come in
handy

and I'll probably only be gone
for five, six days,

seven tops,
eight absolute maximum.

There's a lot going on here
and there's a lot of people.

Hey, you'll be fine Kim,
you'll be great.

And there's only three of them.

There's four, there's four.

-VLAD: Mrs Marsden?
-So, what is it this time?

Bilbao, the world's third
oldest chorizo festival.

Oh, that's literally
the most disgusting thing
I've ever heard.

Do you know
what they put in sausages?

-Yeah, I do actually.
-It's like, bones, pork,
faecal matter.

Hey, all right, okay, I get it.
I'll bring you back as much
as I can.

-No.
-Hey, Chrissy,

I need you to
look after your mum, okay?

You know how she gets
with too many people around.

Too many people.

-That's not nice.
-I know. I'm sorry. Okay.

Ooh,
has anyone seen my...

Hey, great, okay, good.

Looks like
I'm ready to go.

Ah, Vlad, I mean Pavo,
that's my husband's office,

it's off limits,
nothing personal.

Hey, ho-ho, no, hello.

Yes, thank you,
it's locked, it's locked,
thank you.

Dad, oh my God,
that is so racist.

How is that racist?
I just don't want him
to go in there.

Oh 'cause they'll steal
all your stuff
because they're Latvian?

-I didn't say that.
-You didn't have to.

-You thought it with your mind.
-I did not.

And I'd lock the door
even if they were white.

They are white.
Oh, my God, mum!

Honey, your dad may be
a lot of things
but he's not a racist.

Okay, here we are.

Andrew Marsden,
EasyJet flying

to Bilbao,
Spain, departure 14:35

arrival 17:25, got it.

-I can drive if you wanna.
I have time.
-You can't you're blocked in.

-Well, I can take your car.
-The insurance.

Right. And I don't wanna
drive all the way back into town

and then back home and then
back into town again.

-I'm gonna miss you.
-It's only five or six days
or so,

seven top,
eight absolute maximum.

All right, all right.

-Text me when you get in,
okay?
-Like I always do.

Like seriously dad,
I do not want even

a slice of that foul Spanish
sausage in this house.

Now look who's racist.

[SIGHS]

Going into town tonight?

Um, yeah, just dinner with
Amy and Tanya.

Oh, Bristol's very own
Thelma and other Thelma.

Should make for
a nice evening of quiet,
civil, political discord.

-Stop it. They're not that bad.
-Where you going?

Uh, it's under discussion.
Maybe that place
in Clifton Village,

-the new one, or maybe Italian.
-Yeah. You know,

you should check out
the Crown & Anchor in Westbury,
there's new people there.

Hmm, I think the idea was to
go into town not out of it.

Yeah. Just that I read this
article, they do Argentinian
steak and you love steak so...

-Well, Amy's a vegan.
-What? Since when?

Friday.

Well, I'm sure they can do
her a salad.

You can't let her lifestyle
choices dictate your diet.
I mean, that's really selfish.

Well I'm not, I just... I wanna
be sensitive

-because it's hard
for her and...
-Fuck that!

If you wanna steak,
eat a steak.

Well, I didn't say that
I did want a steak.

Right. No, um,
I'm just saying Westbury's nice.

Well, we should go there
when you get back,
if you want.

Great. I mean, I'm not
saying this for me,

I... You know, I just think
if you wanna eat a steak
then eat a steak.

But fine, yeah, go, no,
no steak for you tonight.

-Go have fun.
-Okay, I will.

You should go or
you're gonna be late, okay.

And watch out
for the potholes on the road.

-I love you.
-I love you.

I love you both so much.

-You know that, don't you?
-I do.

-I love you.
-I love you.

[SOFT ROCK SONG PLAYING
IN THE BACKGROUND]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUTTERS]

[CAR LOCK BEEPS]

[CAR LOCK BEEPS]

[EXHALES]

[SOFT ROCK SONG PLAYING
IN THE BACKGROUND]

-Hello.
-Hey.

-Hi.
-How you doing?

I'm good.

Welcome back
to sunny Bristol.

-[CHUCKLES]
-Oh. How was it?

Oh, you know, I'm sure
it's not a patch on the world's
second oldest chorizo festival.

-I missed you.
-I missed you too.

-Dad.
-There he is.

-Hey.
-Hey.

-How's it going?
-How you doing?

Ah, lovely to see you.

-What's that?
-[ALL CHUCKLING]

ANDREW: First of all,
I didn't plan for this
to happen,

it, it just happened.

[BABY COOS]

and it just kept on
happening.

You read about this sort
of thing and you think,
how is that possible?

Well, I happen to be
a successful travel writer,

so I always have a ready-made excuse for my absences.

So, what is it this time?

ANDREW MARSDEN: Really, it's about the routine.

You just have to stick to the routine.

Kim and Christina, one week,

Denise and Kris
the next.

Back and forth,
over and over again.

And you have to keep track
of the lies.

Five, six days, seven tops,
eight absolute maximum.

For the most part
that's enough.

For the most part.

How long you back for?

Five, six days or so.

Seven tops,
eight absolute maximum.

-Five days?
-Yeah, I said
at least five days.

-Five?
-Yeah.

-Kris, I've got
something for you.
-Eh?

Would you like
something to eat
or can you wait till later?

I tried to
make some vegetable samosas.

Uh, no. Uh, I'm all right
actually. I will, uh,

I'll wait for dinner.

Now, look at that.

Oh, um, thanks.

-You don't like it, do you?
-No it's, it's cool,
it's just, um...

You like planes,
you collect them,
that's a Spitfire.

Yeah, yeah, I know,
it's just...

I'm 15 now.
I don't play with this stuff
anymore.

Besides I, um,
I think I already had
one like this.

I, I thought I'd lost it.

Yeah, right. Then, no,
well that, that's why I got you
that one as a replacement.

Oh, um, right, well, um,
thanks, I, I guess.

I bet Kris told you not to
touch these, didn't he?

-KRIS: No.
-Yes, he did.

-Traitor.
-Although the "I tried" part

of "I tried to cook samosas"
did set off alarm bells.

Well, he had the first batch.

I actually think these are
much better. It's not easy
cooking in such a small oven.

Don't blame the oven,
it's a fine oven.

It's not fine. And I've been
asking you for a new kitchen
for ages.

Oh, darling,
these are delicious.

-Liar.
-Oh.

[LAUGHS] They're,
they're really, really...
Whoo.

Such a terrible liar.

Anyway, that's good
you won't spoil your appetite

-'cause we're going out
for dinner later, remember?
-Hmm.

Do, do you want some
water?

Yeah, I remember,
we're going out to dinner
with, um...

-Who we going
to dinner with?
-Rafiq and Sameera,

-I told you,
I met them in class.
-Yes, Pilates, wasn't it?

-Yoghurt class.
-Yoghurt class, really?
How's that a class?

All right, clever clogs,
how do you make yoghurt?

-Easy. I go to the shop
and I buy it.
-Hmm.

They've just moved here
and they don't know anyone,

so I said I'd show them around,
introduce them to Bristol.

Right, okay.
But, um, uh,

just bear in mind that
most people like to
discover stuff on their own.

Oh, rather than read it
from a guide book?

Yeah, all right. But I do
know what I'm talking about.

That people don't like
guide books?

No. That some people
resent it when
people try to tell them...

No, that's just you.
These people are not
antisocial freaks.

I'm not antisocial
or a freak.

Hmm, that was a bit
dramatic.

But, you know,
I need to... well, I,
I need a lot of things.

And I need to have
a social life
outside of this house.

I need to matter more
and, you know,
you're never here and...

Hey.
You matter to me.

And Kris.

That is not what I meant,
but thank you. Hmm.

Hey, I've just a really
great idea.

Let's get Rameer and Sadiq
over to ours, so we can
make dinner here.

-Rafiq and Sameera.
-Yeah.

That would be lovely
but I've been stuck in the house
all week

and the kitchen really
is a bit of mess.

Besides, it will be nice
to show them a bit of Bristol.

Can you not stay in
a hotel that does laundry?

Oh, no I'll do it.

Jesus, Andrew!

-What?
-The shirt smells of arse.

That's Spain.
You're smelling Spain.

-So where's dinner?
-Sergio's.

Oh, okay.

Right, that's, that's right
in town.

-You sure you wanna go
all the way into town?
-Yeah, why not?

-Open the door.
-Okay.

You sure they're allowed
to eat Italian food?

Yeah, what do you mean?
Of course, they can.

Okay. Because we could
just go to Vijay's

if it needs to be halal,
which I'm absolutely fine about.
Actually, thinking about it,

is Italian food halal?
I'm not sure it is, is it?

I'm sure they can eat
Italian food, darling.

Right. Okay.

-It's broken.
-Have to unlock it.

Oh, you're 100% sure
about that?

Yes, I've been doing
your laundry
for a long time now.

No, I meant about
the Italian food thing.

No, I'm not 100% sure.

Yeah, you see, it's not
something you wanna make
a mistake about.

Maybe it's best to go
to Vijay's.

Just Google it.

You really wanna trust
Wikipedia on this one?

-[GROANS]
-Come on,

let's just go
to Vijay's, keep it local.

-I'll text her.
-Text what?

"Hey, Sameera, I'm just
wondering if there's such
a thing as halal pizza."

Come on.
Let's just go to Vijay's.

I'll just say
we're settling a bet.
I'll blame you.

No, no, they're opposed
to gambling.

You never see one
in William Hill.

Look I, I just think
maybe we really need

to be vigilant about
not being racist,
especially now.

Let's just play it safe
and go to...

That's the dishwasher
tablet.

Oh, well,
it's all the same thing,
isn't it?

Food on trousers,
food on plate,
it's still food.

-No, that goes in there.
-Argh.

-[CHUCKLES]
-[MOBILE VIBRATES]

Ooh, aha,

they love Italian food.

-Oh, great.
-[GIGGLES]

[WASHMACHINE DOOR SHUTTING]

Tits.

Uh...

KRISTAPS: Miss, my dad wants
to know if you wanted to take
a look at those goose necks.

-Uh, what?
-The, the bendy necks
for the taps.

-Oh.
-CHRISTINA: Mum,
where's my bubble jumper?

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

-KRISTAPS: For the sink.
-KRISTINA MARSDEN: Mum?

-VLAD: Kristaps!
-Miss? Miss?

-CHRISTINA: Mum!
-VLAD: Kristaps, do we know
what she want?

[LOUD BANGING CONTINUES]

Uh, I was just thinking,

you're sure they're not just
being polite, though? I don't
wanna make them uncomfortable.

It's fine. Look, it's okay,
it's all good.

Dad, I forgot to tell you,
uh, mum, did you tell him?

Ooh, indeed I did not.

Dearest Andrew,
you shall never guess what.

What, pray tell,
shan't I guess?

[ARISTOCRATIC VOICE]
Only the shantiest shall
never guess

that thou shall never guester.

-Ooh, shan't I?
-Come on, guys.

-Go on, tell him.
-I got a Saturday job.

You did? That's amazing.

-Well, I, um, I got...
-It's great, isn't it?

Yeah, that's really great.

Doing what exactly?

-Working in construction.
-Working in construction.

You sure you're not just
making tea for builders?

No, I'm gonna be, uh,
lifting stuff

and nailing things
and using glue-guns.
All that stuff.

Well, look at you.
Wow!

I suppose you're well
on your way to becoming
a real man.

Yeah, a friend of mine, Kris,
he sorted it for me.

Oh, I don't think I know
this Kris, do I?

No, he's a new friend,
just left school.

Oh, a manly man,
doing man things with men.

I, for one, am looking
forward to you becoming
the breadwinner round here.

Maybe I can retire early.

Ooh, I'd like that.
Have you around full time.

Yes, yes, yes,

yeah, yes,
yes, yes, yes, of course, yeah.

Yeah, yeah,
of course.

Don't have to share you
with the rest of the world,
darling.

Mmm. [LAUGHS]

Yeah. Although it is writing,
I don't really need to...

...retire early from that.
I can do that well
into my golden years.

And it's not as if
we won't always
need the extra cash,

um, you know.

Don't wanna say no
to that pay cheque.

-New kitchens.
-New kitchens.
Exactly... And stuff.

-Oh.
-[MOBILE VIBRATES]

Ugh.

Is it work?

-[MOBILE RINGING]
-Yeah.

-Do you have to take it now?
-I should but
I'm not going to.

Right. I'm going to go
upstairs for a shower.

Okay.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I don't think you heard me.

No I heard you,
you're gonna take...
Oh, right.

Dad, could I get you to,
um...

Yeah, I just have to...
I'll see you later.

Good job about the job.

Miss Larkspur.

Might I have a word?

[INHALES DEEPLY]

KRISTAPS:
Excuse me? Excuse me?

-[TAPPING ON WINDOW]
-Excuse me?

-Excuse me?
-What is it?

Um, my dad said
to come and ask
you if this is okay.

The one you liked has
been discontinued so...

[EXHALES]

-VLAD: Mrs Marsden?
-KRISTINA: Mum,
I need help with something.

-Yes, fine.
-Thank you.

VLAD: Mrs Marsden?

Oh, it's definitely nice
to be home.

It's times like these
I really miss a cigarette.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[GUITAR PLAYING]

Ooh.

-That's your fault.
-[GROANS]

You bought it for him.

That's not music,
that's a cry for help.

Don't be mean.
[LAUGHS]

What have we wrought?

What demon spawn
hath we?

May the elders of Tyrannous
come down from the heavens

and smite his devil's
electrified scratch stick.

[LAUGHS]

-Right.
I'm gonna go for a shower.
-What? Again?

No. This time, I'm really
going for a shower.

Hmm.

Just gonna try and
squeeze in a little work.

RECORDING MACHINE:
You have one new message.

KIM: It's me.
I thought I might catch you
before you got on a plane.

Everything's fine though,

just, uh... Oh, so I finally spoke to Peter next door about the party wall agreement

and it's all okay,
he was
surprisingly reasonable.

Oh, and he hates
those potholes
almost as much as I do,

he says we should talk to other people about it.

So, yeah.

Everything's good over here.

-I'm taking care of everything, the fixtures, the...-[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]

Oh, don't worry about it,
but I did get a different
tap actually.

I think you're really
going to like it.
It's pewter.

-[TYPING CONTINUES]
- How's Bilbao?

Don't work too hard.
Okay?

Okay, well...

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