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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,516 --> 00:00:04,523 Previously on MacGyver... 2 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:05,609 Oh, man. 3 00:00:05,611 --> 00:00:07,377 - Merry Christmas. - Thanks, Jack. 4 00:00:07,379 --> 00:00:09,343 - Welcome. - Where's Mac and Cage? 5 00:00:09,346 --> 00:00:11,782 I don't know where Mac is, but I think Cage went to her place 6 00:00:11,784 --> 00:00:13,350 to get everybody's gifts. 7 00:00:13,352 --> 00:00:14,818 [MAN WHISTLING] 8 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:16,420 Mac? 9 00:00:17,822 --> 00:00:19,322 Ho ho ho. 10 00:00:19,324 --> 00:00:21,958 [GASPS] 11 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,693 [COUGHS] 12 00:00:23,695 --> 00:00:25,128 I'll leave you to die now. 13 00:00:25,130 --> 00:00:26,663 [PHONE VIBRATES, BEEPS] 14 00:00:26,665 --> 00:00:28,265 MacGYVER: Cage? 15 00:00:30,044 --> 00:00:31,311 Cage? 16 00:00:31,314 --> 00:00:33,581 [CAGE GASPS] 17 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:40,042 ♪ When the night ♪ 18 00:00:40,045 --> 00:00:42,579 ♪ Has come ♪ 19 00:00:44,749 --> 00:00:48,085 ♪ And the land is dark ♪ 20 00:00:48,087 --> 00:00:50,787 ♪ And the moon ♪ 21 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:56,293 ♪ Is the only light we see ♪ 22 00:00:59,499 --> 00:01:01,387 ♪ No, I won't ♪ 23 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:04,868 - [DOOR OPENS] - ♪ Be afraid ♪ 24 00:01:04,870 --> 00:01:07,237 ♪ No, I won't ♪ 25 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:10,640 ♪ Be afraid ♪ 26 00:01:10,642 --> 00:01:13,810 ♪ Just as long ♪ 27 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:16,813 ♪ As you stand ♪ 28 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:19,710 ♪ Stand by me... ♪ 29 00:01:21,886 --> 00:01:23,553 Which one of you is MacGyver? 30 00:01:23,555 --> 00:01:25,188 Yeah, that's me. 31 00:01:25,190 --> 00:01:28,325 She said she's sorry she spoiled your Christmas party. 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:36,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 33 00:01:42,011 --> 00:01:44,279 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:57,164 --> 00:02:02,109 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 35 00:02:04,039 --> 00:02:05,528 [JACK LAUGHS] 36 00:02:05,531 --> 00:02:06,763 I told you Cage 37 00:02:06,765 --> 00:02:08,765 would pull through, man. She's a fighter. 38 00:02:08,767 --> 00:02:11,504 Yeah, she sure is. It's a good thing, too, 39 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:14,771 'cause she's got a long, tough rehab ahead of her. 40 00:02:14,773 --> 00:02:17,841 I want Murdoc in cuffs by the time she's out, too. 41 00:02:17,843 --> 00:02:20,877 Ah, don't worry. We're gonna make him pay, that's for sure. 42 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:23,480 But before we dive into that obsessive search, 43 00:02:23,482 --> 00:02:26,383 I think we should take a minute to talk about our other... 44 00:02:26,385 --> 00:02:28,562 obsessive search, don't you? 45 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,387 My dad's Christmas gift? 46 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:31,755 Why did you bring this to the hospital? 47 00:02:31,757 --> 00:02:33,857 Hey, man, I know how you are when you get upset. 48 00:02:33,859 --> 00:02:35,358 Your brain needs something to chew on, 49 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,793 and I couldn't find a Rubik's Cube. 50 00:02:36,796 --> 00:02:38,895 Besides, as far as Christmas gifts go, 51 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:40,348 that one takes the blue ribbon 52 00:02:40,351 --> 00:02:41,828 for being super weird, man. 53 00:02:41,831 --> 00:02:43,465 My curiosity is killing me. 54 00:02:43,468 --> 00:02:45,502 Yeah, well, that makes two of us. 55 00:02:45,504 --> 00:02:47,837 I mean, who sticks an old World War II 56 00:02:47,839 --> 00:02:50,173 German dossier under the cedar, man? 57 00:02:50,175 --> 00:02:51,942 MACGYVER: I don't know. Everything's a puzzle 58 00:02:51,944 --> 00:02:54,711 when it comes to my father. Always has been. 59 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:56,880 Don't worry. We're gonna figure this out. 60 00:02:56,882 --> 00:02:58,315 I promise you. 61 00:02:58,317 --> 00:03:01,484 [TIRES SQUEALING, ENGINE REVVING] 62 00:03:04,825 --> 00:03:06,325 Man, I'm getting hungry. 63 00:03:06,328 --> 00:03:08,203 Let's order a pizza or something. 64 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:10,193 [SNIFFING] 65 00:03:10,195 --> 00:03:12,062 Whoa. What is that smell? 66 00:03:12,064 --> 00:03:15,086 - Did you leave something on? - It's a chemical. 67 00:03:15,089 --> 00:03:17,220 - [HIGH-PITCHED TRILLING] - JACK: Huh? Well, let's at least 68 00:03:17,223 --> 00:03:19,231 open a window, get some air in here or something. 69 00:03:19,234 --> 00:03:20,059 [COUGHS] Oh, man. 70 00:03:20,062 --> 00:03:21,805 - Bozer? - Yeah, man, it's me. 71 00:03:21,807 --> 00:03:22,969 Just dropped Riley off, so I thought we could.... 72 00:03:22,972 --> 00:03:24,440 No. Jack, do not touch that window! 73 00:03:24,443 --> 00:03:25,909 Bozer, get away from the door now! 74 00:03:25,911 --> 00:03:27,177 [DOOR LOCKS] 75 00:03:27,179 --> 00:03:28,745 Dude, are you okay? 76 00:03:28,747 --> 00:03:30,914 Mac, what the hell? Why can't I come in? 77 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:32,949 Because I'm pretty sure every door and window 78 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:34,884 in this house has been wired to explode. 79 00:03:34,886 --> 00:03:37,454 Explode? Come on. I think you're freaking out a little bit. 80 00:03:37,456 --> 00:03:40,234 Did you say... "explode"? 81 00:03:41,492 --> 00:03:43,827 - See that patched section of drywall? - Not really. 82 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:46,281 It's easy to miss. It's been patched and painted to blend in. 83 00:03:46,284 --> 00:03:48,418 There's another one right there. 84 00:03:48,421 --> 00:03:49,966 JACK: Hey, yeah, I see it. 85 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:52,502 If that is what it is, it looks like there's been 86 00:03:52,504 --> 00:03:54,356 patchwork done all over the place. 87 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,406 You really think someone snuck into your home 88 00:03:56,408 --> 00:03:59,359 and rigged this entire place to explode? 89 00:04:02,421 --> 00:04:04,447 No, not someone. 90 00:04:06,284 --> 00:04:08,051 The Ghost. 91 00:04:08,053 --> 00:04:09,286 The Ghost? 92 00:04:09,288 --> 00:04:11,199 That same lunatic bomb maker 93 00:04:11,202 --> 00:04:12,589 - from the sandbox? - Yes. 94 00:04:12,591 --> 00:04:15,592 The one who tried to turn me into pizza slices in NYC? 95 00:04:15,594 --> 00:04:17,761 - That one. - I'm not a fan. 96 00:04:17,763 --> 00:04:19,229 Yeah, well, he's back, and he just turned 97 00:04:19,231 --> 00:04:21,132 my entire house into one of his bombs. 98 00:04:29,408 --> 00:04:32,910 [MEN SHOUTING] 99 00:04:32,913 --> 00:04:35,805 [GROANING] 100 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,653 _ 101 00:04:38,776 --> 00:04:40,877 ♪ I'm walking ♪ 102 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:44,014 ♪ Through the night... 103 00:04:44,016 --> 00:04:45,348 [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 104 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:48,546 ♪ I don't need nobody ♪ 105 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:52,656 ♪ Now, everything is gonna be right ♪ 106 00:04:58,245 --> 00:05:01,514 ♪ Take it all, take it all back ♪ 107 00:05:01,517 --> 00:05:05,252 ♪ Take it all, take it all back ♪ 108 00:05:05,255 --> 00:05:06,688 ♪ Take it all... 109 00:05:06,691 --> 00:05:08,257 Tap out, man. You're done. 110 00:05:08,259 --> 00:05:09,276 No way, Houdini. 111 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:10,960 I'm breaking this arm. 112 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:12,666 Attention! 113 00:05:12,669 --> 00:05:13,828 On your feet. 114 00:05:13,831 --> 00:05:15,497 Both you idiots. Get up! 115 00:05:15,499 --> 00:05:18,166 What the hell is going on in here? 116 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:20,302 Sir, I caught this boot messing with my gear, sir. 117 00:05:20,304 --> 00:05:22,237 Sir, I wasn't messing with anything. 118 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,476 Someone knocked his bolt carrier off of his bunk. 119 00:05:24,479 --> 00:05:26,508 I picked it up, noticed it was lacking forward assist, 120 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:27,843 wanted to fabricate a spring to... 121 00:05:27,845 --> 00:05:29,111 You trained on that rifle, son? 122 00:05:29,113 --> 00:05:30,757 No, sir. No, I'm not. 123 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,906 Excuse me, sir. 124 00:05:31,909 --> 00:05:33,315 But I am trained on that rifle 125 00:05:33,317 --> 00:05:34,817 and I can assure you that I forward assist 126 00:05:34,819 --> 00:05:36,719 my own bolt carrier just fine, sir. 127 00:05:36,721 --> 00:05:37,462 Even if I didn't, 128 00:05:37,465 --> 00:05:39,387 even if there was a problem, which there's not, 129 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:40,889 I don't see how he's gonna do anything about it. 130 00:05:40,891 --> 00:05:42,191 He's no sniper, sir. 131 00:05:42,193 --> 00:05:43,993 Don't need to be a sniper to understand basic engineering. 132 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,461 - Basic what? - MARTINEZ: Shut up. 133 00:05:45,463 --> 00:05:47,429 Both of you. If it were up to me, 134 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:48,749 I'd ship you both out. 135 00:05:48,752 --> 00:05:51,266 Make you somebody else's problem. 136 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,668 But orders are orders. 137 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:54,646 Sergeant Jack Dalton, 138 00:05:54,649 --> 00:05:56,515 meet Specialist Angus MacGyver. 139 00:05:56,518 --> 00:05:57,984 Your new EOD tech. 140 00:05:57,987 --> 00:05:59,641 What? Dalton's your new overwatch. 141 00:05:59,643 --> 00:06:00,743 You can't be serious. 142 00:06:00,745 --> 00:06:02,277 Find a way to work together... 143 00:06:03,909 --> 00:06:05,914 or I'll find a way to get rid of you. 144 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,984 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 145 00:06:15,825 --> 00:06:17,626 "Angus MacGyver"? 146 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:19,094 What kind of name is that? 147 00:06:19,096 --> 00:06:21,437 Sounds like a new burger at Carl's Jr., don't it, boys? 148 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,515 - [MEN LAUGH] - Pretty embarrassing. 149 00:06:23,518 --> 00:06:24,900 A guy named after a hamburger 150 00:06:24,902 --> 00:06:26,316 just pinned your ass in front of your buddies, 151 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,851 - though, isn't it? - No, man, you didn't pin anybody. 152 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:30,406 I was about to break your skinny little arm, MacGyver. 153 00:06:30,408 --> 00:06:32,015 Yeah, I've heard people talk about you. 154 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:34,810 You're supposed to be some bomb wonder kid, huh? 155 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:38,924 I think you mean "wunderkind," but no, I wouldn't say that. 156 00:06:38,927 --> 00:06:42,085 Considering your last training officer just died on your watch, 157 00:06:42,088 --> 00:06:43,886 I don't think I'd say that, either. 158 00:06:43,888 --> 00:06:46,021 [INHALES] 159 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:47,689 You know, I've heard about you, too, Dalton. 160 00:06:47,691 --> 00:06:49,625 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah. Mostly that you're 161 00:06:49,627 --> 00:06:51,760 an opinionated, loudmouth knuckle-dragger 162 00:06:51,762 --> 00:06:54,194 who's only stuck with me 'cause I'm the most junior EOD tech 163 00:06:54,197 --> 00:06:55,964 and nobody's gonna work with you. 164 00:06:55,966 --> 00:06:57,900 Yeah, well, thanks to this opinionated, 165 00:06:57,902 --> 00:06:59,788 loudmouth knuckle-dragger, 166 00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:02,137 every bomb nerd I've ever protected has made it home 167 00:07:02,139 --> 00:07:04,858 to his loved ones, so I must be doing something right, Angus. 168 00:07:04,861 --> 00:07:06,827 [QUIETLY]: Let me tell you something. 169 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:09,725 I got 64 days left until I ship back home. 170 00:07:09,728 --> 00:07:13,218 64. And nothing, I mean nothing, especially not some 171 00:07:13,221 --> 00:07:15,522 scrawny, blonde-haired know-it-all 172 00:07:15,525 --> 00:07:19,033 is gonna keep me from seeing Texas again. 173 00:07:19,036 --> 00:07:21,007 You hear me, slick? 174 00:07:21,010 --> 00:07:23,233 Believe me, slick, 175 00:07:23,236 --> 00:07:25,961 I can't wait to put you on that plane myself. 176 00:07:25,963 --> 00:07:28,230 - Good. I think we're on the same page. - I think so. 177 00:07:28,232 --> 00:07:29,865 And since we're gonna be working together, 178 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,757 I think it's only fair I lay some ground rules. 179 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,869 Rule number one: we don't ever, 180 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:37,473 ever touch Jack Dalton's stuff again. 181 00:07:37,475 --> 00:07:38,707 You understand me? 182 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,642 Rule number two: we don't ever, 183 00:07:40,644 --> 00:07:43,278 ever refer to ourselves in the third person. 184 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,580 Who does that? 185 00:07:44,582 --> 00:07:46,538 - Whatever, man. - Look, like you said, 186 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:48,230 64 more days. Let's just get through that, 187 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:50,191 then we don't ever have to see each other again. 188 00:07:50,194 --> 00:07:51,550 - Fine. - Fine with me. 189 00:07:51,553 --> 00:07:53,102 - Good. - Good. 190 00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,947 [SIREN CHIRPS] 191 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:03,418 I want this entire neighborhood blocked off and evacuated. 192 00:08:03,421 --> 00:08:05,555 LAPD, you're in charge of road closures. 193 00:08:05,557 --> 00:08:07,390 FBI, you're spearheading the evac. 194 00:08:07,392 --> 00:08:09,259 I want a perimeter set up around the house. 195 00:08:09,261 --> 00:08:11,928 Minimum safe distance, 100 feet. 196 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:13,730 People, I nearly lost one agent yesterday, 197 00:08:13,732 --> 00:08:15,158 I am not losing two today. 198 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,460 Now move. 199 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,563 I'm gonna check traffic cams and see if any of them 200 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:22,839 - caught The Ghost. - Okay, good. Do it quickly. 201 00:08:22,841 --> 00:08:24,073 Someone get me a radio. 202 00:08:24,075 --> 00:08:25,329 BOZER: Wait! Back! 203 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:26,876 Everyone needs to get back! 204 00:08:26,878 --> 00:08:28,774 Bozer, what're you talking about? 205 00:08:28,777 --> 00:08:31,464 - Mac set the perimeter at 100 feet. - BOZER: For people, yes. 206 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,852 100 feet, but until Mac knows more about the bomb itself, 207 00:08:33,855 --> 00:08:36,719 no cell phones, radios or wireless devices of any kind 208 00:08:36,721 --> 00:08:38,187 can be used within 200 feet. 209 00:08:38,189 --> 00:08:39,956 Right now, anything could be a trigger. 210 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:41,688 MATTY: Okay, new orders, people. 211 00:08:41,691 --> 00:08:43,141 All radios, cell phones 212 00:08:43,144 --> 00:08:45,862 and computers back up an additional hundred feet. 213 00:08:45,864 --> 00:08:47,864 200 foot minimum for tech. 214 00:08:47,866 --> 00:08:50,160 I guess this explains why you called us from the landline 215 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,162 at Mac's neighbor's house. 216 00:08:51,165 --> 00:08:52,331 Mac would've called you himself, 217 00:08:52,334 --> 00:08:54,236 but apparently this Ghost guy cut our phone line, 218 00:08:54,239 --> 00:08:55,824 our cable and our Ethernet... 219 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,861 Anything Mac could use to communicate. 220 00:08:57,864 --> 00:08:59,631 JACK: First, Murdoc, 221 00:08:59,634 --> 00:09:01,238 now Casper the Unfriendly Ghost. 222 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,678 You know, I'm starting to feel like 223 00:09:02,681 --> 00:09:04,747 we're making too many psychotic enemies. 224 00:09:04,749 --> 00:09:06,149 And why don't you invest 225 00:09:06,151 --> 00:09:08,633 in a home security system for this place? 226 00:09:08,636 --> 00:09:10,620 Better yet, move out of the joint. 227 00:09:10,622 --> 00:09:13,250 It was my grandpa's house and the mortgage is paid off. 228 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:13,890 So what? 229 00:09:13,892 --> 00:09:15,325 It's been haunted ever since you moved in. 230 00:09:15,327 --> 00:09:16,681 You know, it's no coincidence 231 00:09:16,684 --> 00:09:19,361 that everyone in The Amityville Horror died. 232 00:09:19,364 --> 00:09:21,211 You know, that place was haunted for sure. 233 00:09:21,214 --> 00:09:22,899 My house is not haunted. 234 00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:26,202 And statistically speaking, coincidences are inevitable. 235 00:09:26,205 --> 00:09:27,727 How about, you know what, 236 00:09:27,730 --> 00:09:29,446 let's just focus on one thing at a time. 237 00:09:29,449 --> 00:09:31,063 Like, uh, surviving today. 238 00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:32,408 That'd be cool, wouldn't it? 239 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:33,343 Super cool. 240 00:09:33,345 --> 00:09:35,555 Riley, who the hell is The Ghost? 241 00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:36,879 Mac's never mentioned him. 242 00:09:36,881 --> 00:09:39,716 Some psychotic bomb maker Mac tangled with a while back. 243 00:09:39,718 --> 00:09:41,584 Killed Mac's EOD mentor in Afghanistan, 244 00:09:41,586 --> 00:09:43,853 tried to blow up Jack last year and the UN. 245 00:09:43,855 --> 00:09:45,855 And this guy wired my house to explode? 246 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,661 - Got him. - That's The Ghost? 247 00:09:51,663 --> 00:09:53,896 Did you get any shots of his vehicle? 248 00:09:53,899 --> 00:09:55,961 No, he entered and exited the neighborhood on foot. 249 00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:59,183 Okay, send screengrabs of that man to the FBI and LAPD. 250 00:09:59,186 --> 00:10:00,600 Update the BOLO. 251 00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:07,243 MacGYVER: And... more red wires. 252 00:10:07,246 --> 00:10:08,360 All right, that's official. 253 00:10:08,363 --> 00:10:10,363 That's every door and every window. 254 00:10:10,366 --> 00:10:13,048 Even that secret escape hatch I installed is rigged. 255 00:10:13,051 --> 00:10:15,351 You have a secret escape hatch in this house 256 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,853 and you never told me about it? 257 00:10:16,855 --> 00:10:18,354 Oh, yeah, well, I did. 258 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,756 It's not much of a secret anymore. 259 00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:21,485 So, let me get this straight. 260 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,492 We're stuck in here 261 00:10:22,494 --> 00:10:25,305 and unless we want to shout at Bozer through that door all day 262 00:10:25,308 --> 00:10:27,210 and watch him run up and down that hill, 263 00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:28,646 which is very satisfying, 264 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:31,433 there's no way to communicate with the outside world at all? 265 00:10:31,436 --> 00:10:33,936 - Not yet. - Can you fix that? 266 00:10:33,938 --> 00:10:37,039 Actually, I've been thinking about that and I got an idea. 267 00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:40,496 - Hang on a second. - What? 268 00:10:40,499 --> 00:10:43,245 How do you know that that's not connected to the bomb? 269 00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:44,914 That's what I'm checking. 270 00:10:51,588 --> 00:10:53,175 All clear. 271 00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:58,561 BOZER: Matty, Riley, 272 00:10:58,563 --> 00:11:00,323 is something going on with Mac's porch light? 273 00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:06,702 It's Morse code. 274 00:11:06,704 --> 00:11:07,670 He's talking to us. 275 00:11:07,672 --> 00:11:08,905 Hey, man, 276 00:11:08,907 --> 00:11:10,573 - you got a pen and paper? - Yeah. 277 00:11:10,575 --> 00:11:12,508 Here you go. 278 00:11:16,747 --> 00:11:18,508 This is taking too long. 279 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,110 We're never gonna be able to help Mac 280 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,461 disarm the bomb talking one letter at a time. 281 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,021 Actually, Matty, Mac must be thinking the same thing, 282 00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:27,590 because his message is... 283 00:11:27,592 --> 00:11:30,297 "Tell Riley photophone." 284 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,361 Does "photophone" mean anything to you? 285 00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:34,831 No, but I think the Internet's about to teach me something. 286 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:36,332 Okay. 287 00:11:36,334 --> 00:11:39,164 A photophone is an early telecommunications device 288 00:11:39,167 --> 00:11:41,086 invented by Alexander Graham Bell. 289 00:11:41,089 --> 00:11:42,972 It uses light rather than electronic signals 290 00:11:42,974 --> 00:11:43,957 to transmit sound, 291 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,204 just like fiber optics. 292 00:11:45,207 --> 00:11:46,676 Like Mac's porch light. 293 00:11:46,678 --> 00:11:49,078 Looks like Mac wants us to build one of these photophones. 294 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,880 - Does it say what we need? - Yeah. 295 00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:51,957 A photoresistor, 296 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,080 a photodiode, 297 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,039 or a phototransistor. 298 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:57,520 - And those are all different things? - I guess so. 299 00:11:57,522 --> 00:12:00,056 This says what we're really after is a light sensor. 300 00:12:00,058 --> 00:12:01,824 All three of those objects contain one. 301 00:12:01,826 --> 00:12:03,774 The Hendersons just installed solar garden lights 302 00:12:03,777 --> 00:12:05,969 that automatically come on when the sun goes down. 303 00:12:05,972 --> 00:12:07,263 Would one of those work? 304 00:12:07,265 --> 00:12:09,065 - I think so. - Go. 305 00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:10,032 Quickly. 306 00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:19,008 Riley got the message. 307 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,643 Oh, cool. So you think she's gonna be able 308 00:12:20,645 --> 00:12:22,758 to make your strobe light phone thingy? 309 00:12:22,761 --> 00:12:24,080 It's a photophone. 310 00:12:24,082 --> 00:12:25,730 - Whatever. - And, uh, yeah. 311 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:27,086 They're pretty straightforward. I'll show you. 312 00:12:27,089 --> 00:12:28,718 Can you grab me that boom box right there? 313 00:12:28,721 --> 00:12:30,208 Hmm? 314 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,352 Pretty sad excuse for a boom box, 315 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,789 but here you go. 316 00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,194 Thanks. 317 00:12:38,196 --> 00:12:41,764 ♪ ♪ 318 00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:50,940 All right. Here. 319 00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:52,441 Start talking. I need to test it. 320 00:12:52,443 --> 00:12:54,449 - What do you want me to do? - Just start talking. 321 00:12:54,452 --> 00:12:56,430 - What do you want me to say? - Doesn't matter. 322 00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:57,632 Anything you want. 323 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,617 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 324 00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:08,016 - How we doing? - Nearly there. We're all wired up. 325 00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,958 I'm just finishing coding a program to convert 326 00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:11,427 that flickering light into sound. 327 00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:12,795 [STATIC CRACKLES] 328 00:13:12,797 --> 00:13:15,840 JACK: ♪ My, my music hits me so hard ♪ 329 00:13:15,843 --> 00:13:17,309 - ♪ Makes me say "Oh, my Lord" ♪ - BOZER: I don't think 330 00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:19,101 - Jack knows we can hear him. - Are you sure? 331 00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:21,161 I mean, it is Jack that we're talking about. 332 00:13:21,164 --> 00:13:22,614 Riley, please tell him to shut up. 333 00:13:22,617 --> 00:13:23,906 Unfortunately, I can't. 334 00:13:23,908 --> 00:13:25,408 We still need to build our transmitter. 335 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,576 Build it quickly. 336 00:13:26,578 --> 00:13:28,003 [JACK HUMMING] 337 00:13:28,006 --> 00:13:30,628 ♪ Or the light switch ♪ [HUMMING] 338 00:13:32,082 --> 00:13:34,650 ♪ Or the windows ♪ [HUMMING] 339 00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:35,685 Uh, what are you doing? 340 00:13:35,687 --> 00:13:36,953 I need a light. 341 00:13:36,955 --> 00:13:38,421 [HUMMING] 342 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:40,890 ♪ Or the front door ♪ 343 00:13:40,892 --> 00:13:43,159 [HUMMING] 344 00:13:43,161 --> 00:13:44,427 ♪ Or the light switch ♪ 345 00:13:44,429 --> 00:13:47,029 [HUMMING] 346 00:13:47,031 --> 00:13:48,397 ♪ Or the windows ♪ 347 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,539 [HUMMING] 348 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:51,667 Okay. 349 00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:53,502 Mac? Jack? 350 00:13:53,504 --> 00:13:54,437 Can you hear me? 351 00:13:54,439 --> 00:13:56,405 Hey, guys. Hey. 352 00:13:56,407 --> 00:13:58,274 [HUMMING] 353 00:14:00,277 --> 00:14:01,758 ♪ Stop! Hammer time! ♪ 354 00:14:01,761 --> 00:14:03,404 MATTY: Keep it up, Dalton, and the only hammer 355 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,461 you're gonna know is the one I'm gonna 356 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,119 - hit you with when this is all over. - Ah! 357 00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:07,522 Hey, I can't believe it, Matty, 358 00:14:07,525 --> 00:14:09,958 but it actually worked. You're talking through the light. 359 00:14:09,961 --> 00:14:11,821 Matty, it is good to hear your voice. 360 00:14:11,823 --> 00:14:13,389 It's good to hear yours, too. 361 00:14:13,391 --> 00:14:15,062 Now talk to me about the bomb. 362 00:14:15,065 --> 00:14:16,125 What's going on in there? 363 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:17,526 Are you able to disarm it? 364 00:14:17,528 --> 00:14:19,382 No clue. Setting up comms was step one. 365 00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:20,684 But now that we can talk, I'm gonna start looking 366 00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,872 for the bomb's explosives and detonation circuits. 367 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,333 Mac, please work quickly. 368 00:14:24,336 --> 00:14:26,402 There are a lot of nervous people out here, 369 00:14:26,404 --> 00:14:27,670 myself included. 370 00:14:27,672 --> 00:14:28,838 Don't worry, Matty. 371 00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:31,640 Mac's never met a bomb he couldn't defuse. 372 00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:34,877 [GOAT BLEATS] 373 00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:36,045 - Come on. - Hey! 374 00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:38,781 Wunderkind, just admit you can't disarm it. 375 00:14:38,783 --> 00:14:41,325 I absolutely can disarm it. 376 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:43,753 I just need you to stop talking and give me a minute. 377 00:14:43,755 --> 00:14:44,887 I'll give you a minute. 378 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:46,889 That don't mean I got to stop talking. See, 379 00:14:46,891 --> 00:14:49,291 this is why everyone hates working EOD, man. 380 00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:51,009 Everything has to take forever. 381 00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:52,278 Well, you know what, 382 00:14:52,281 --> 00:14:53,663 there is a quicker way to do this. 383 00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:54,530 Really? 384 00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:55,931 Yeah, it involves a loud boom 385 00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:57,543 and a bunch of shrapnel in your body. 386 00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:59,304 Ah, very funny. 387 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,538 Okay. There we go. 388 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,836 Yeah? Did you disarm it? Can we move on now? 389 00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:07,876 No, I just got my first complete glimpse at it. 390 00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:09,011 I need more time. 391 00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:10,976 - Yeah, imagine that. - You know what? 392 00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:13,983 If you're so antsy, why don't you just open up the hood? 393 00:15:13,985 --> 00:15:15,317 I could use the light. 394 00:15:15,319 --> 00:15:17,351 That won't arm the bomb? 395 00:15:17,354 --> 00:15:20,109 There's no triggers in the hood latches. 396 00:15:31,802 --> 00:15:33,069 There you go. 397 00:15:33,072 --> 00:15:34,236 [KNIFE FLICKS] 398 00:15:35,472 --> 00:15:37,373 Okay, I see what I got to do now. 399 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,608 I just got to cut this wire, and we'll be all good. 400 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,243 JACK: Yeah, yeah. 401 00:15:42,913 --> 00:15:45,247 [BUZZING] 402 00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:47,129 Is that the bomb humming right now? 403 00:15:47,132 --> 00:15:49,685 Uh... unfortunately, yeah. 404 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,621 Well, what happened to "cut this wire and we're all good"? 405 00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:54,523 [GROANS] 406 00:15:54,525 --> 00:15:56,024 Do you have any more chewing gum? 407 00:15:56,027 --> 00:15:59,628 Yeah... I don't see how you chewing on a stick of gum's 408 00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,101 gonna help our situation. 409 00:16:01,104 --> 00:16:02,920 Just give it to me and-and your sat phone. 410 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,599 You want gum and my sat phone? 411 00:16:04,602 --> 00:16:06,802 Yes, only if you want to live. 412 00:16:13,443 --> 00:16:14,677 There you go. Enjoy. 413 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,131 [BLOWS, GRUNTS] 414 00:16:41,571 --> 00:16:44,940 Always late, worth the wait. 415 00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:47,810 Did you just disarm the bomb with a stick of gum? 416 00:16:47,812 --> 00:16:49,942 Yeah. Well, I hate to admit it, 417 00:16:49,945 --> 00:16:51,347 but you are good. 418 00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:54,671 Well, technically, it wasn't the gum. 419 00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:56,051 It was the foil wrapper. 420 00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:57,887 Huh? Is there something wrong with you? 421 00:16:57,889 --> 00:17:01,961 I mean, I'm not sure I can spend another 47 days around you. 422 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:07,062 Hey, not to, uh, break your concentration, but shouldn't we 423 00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:10,114 be looking for what Casper the Unfriendly Ghost built 424 00:17:10,117 --> 00:17:12,902 instead of you building little doohickeys of your own? 425 00:17:12,904 --> 00:17:16,405 That's exactly why I need this particular doohickey. 426 00:17:16,407 --> 00:17:18,374 So I can find what The Ghost built. 427 00:17:20,477 --> 00:17:22,937 So far, all I've been able to locate 428 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,380 are the bomb's triggers, so if I want to find 429 00:17:25,383 --> 00:17:26,448 the bomb's logic board... 430 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,250 The part I got to disarm if we want to live... 431 00:17:28,987 --> 00:17:30,988 Yeah, gonna have to trace the wires 432 00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:32,324 back to their source. 433 00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:33,770 Now, see... 434 00:17:33,773 --> 00:17:36,004 Yep. Glowing red 435 00:17:36,007 --> 00:17:37,960 means that I found a wire carrying a voltage. 436 00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,929 And you're sure it's working right? 437 00:17:40,609 --> 00:17:41,676 Sorry. 438 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:57,580 MacGYVER: That's it. 439 00:17:57,582 --> 00:17:59,048 Detonator is right there. 440 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,017 - You sure? - Yes. 441 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:03,354 Dark spot means no wires. Hand me that claw hammer. 442 00:18:20,585 --> 00:18:22,086 Definitely bigger than I expected. 443 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:25,107 A lot bigger. 444 00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:26,742 Ay, Chihuahua. 445 00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:29,178 This doesn't make any sense. 446 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:31,375 Last year, I was able to track The Ghost 447 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,593 by tracing the wireless signal 448 00:18:32,596 --> 00:18:34,083 his hidden camera was transmitting. 449 00:18:34,085 --> 00:18:35,751 - And you can't do that now? - No. 450 00:18:35,753 --> 00:18:37,146 I can't find any video feeds 451 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,982 being sent out, and the camera Mac found 452 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,785 isn't transmitting anything. 453 00:18:41,858 --> 00:18:43,525 So he's not watching this time? 454 00:18:43,527 --> 00:18:45,127 Mac, you need to hear this. 455 00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:46,328 Yeah, no, I heard, Boze. 456 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:47,830 MATTY: The Ghost's M.O. is to 457 00:18:47,832 --> 00:18:49,164 watch his victims suffer. 458 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,637 Why would he bother putting a camera in your house, Mac, 459 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,502 if it isn't transmitting? 460 00:18:53,504 --> 00:18:54,870 He wanted us to know it was him. 461 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,305 Because he knew it would draw 462 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,515 our entire emergency response team here. 463 00:18:58,518 --> 00:18:59,789 And why would he do something like that? 464 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:02,168 Because if they're here, then they can't be out sweeping the city. 465 00:19:02,171 --> 00:19:03,812 The other half of The Ghost's M.O. 466 00:19:03,814 --> 00:19:05,314 is concealing one device with another. 467 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,700 The bomb that's underneath my house 468 00:19:06,703 --> 00:19:08,164 is not the only one that he planted. 469 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,312 Are you saying there's another bomb somewhere? 470 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,359 Yes, and we need to find it now. 471 00:19:22,096 --> 00:19:23,296 [HORN HONKING] 472 00:19:23,298 --> 00:19:25,031 Charlie, thanks for coming so fast. 473 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,032 Are you kidding me? 474 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,267 When I heard The Ghost was back, 475 00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:29,361 I hitched a ride on a Air Force T-38. 476 00:19:29,364 --> 00:19:30,326 How's Mac? 477 00:19:30,329 --> 00:19:31,504 BOZER: Still in one piece. 478 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:32,505 And holding up pretty well 479 00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:33,706 for someone trapped in a house 480 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,109 that's essentially one gigantic, terrifying bomb. 481 00:19:36,111 --> 00:19:38,745 He thinks there's a second device hidden somewhere in L.A. 482 00:19:38,747 --> 00:19:39,947 So do I. 483 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:42,047 - How's the search coming? - Slow. 484 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,517 We know how good The Ghost is at hiding his devices. 485 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,319 But the Phoenix is working with the LAPD 486 00:19:46,321 --> 00:19:48,178 and the local FBI to search all airports, 487 00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:50,623 - landmarks and strategic locations. - Yeah, Mac gave us 488 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,096 some idea of what we're looking for, 489 00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,272 but we could really use your eyes 490 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,962 to make sure we don't miss anything. 491 00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:58,205 Port of Los Angeles, clear. 492 00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,971 LAX, clear. 493 00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:01,634 Dodger Stadium, clear. 494 00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:03,770 I still need reports on Hollywood and Highland 495 00:20:03,772 --> 00:20:05,371 and the Staples Center ASAP. 496 00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:06,506 JACK: H-Hey, Matty. 497 00:20:06,508 --> 00:20:08,474 Do me a favor and have someone go by 498 00:20:08,476 --> 00:20:09,576 and check on Bruce's house. 499 00:20:09,578 --> 00:20:11,752 I'm pretty sure that Bruce Willis 500 00:20:11,755 --> 00:20:13,462 isn't on The Ghost's hit list, Jack. 501 00:20:13,465 --> 00:20:16,481 If I'm a bomb-flavored nut bar hatching a terrorist plot, 502 00:20:16,484 --> 00:20:19,455 taking out John McClane would be at the top of my to-do list. 503 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,024 That's good to know, Jack. 504 00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:22,697 How's Mac on defusing the bomb? 505 00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:24,936 Hey, Mac. 506 00:20:24,939 --> 00:20:26,830 Matty wants a progress report. 507 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,333 - Hey, dude. - Stoichiometry... 508 00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:29,869 in my head. Can't talk. 509 00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:31,864 Okay, uh... 510 00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:34,300 Matty, he's kind of going full-blown 511 00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:37,155 Bill Nye the Science Guy right now to talk, 512 00:20:37,158 --> 00:20:39,105 which in my experience is a good thing. 513 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,340 Well, here's hoping. 514 00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:42,264 We just cleared the Wilshire Federal Building, 515 00:20:42,267 --> 00:20:44,389 and I've got teams in a dozen other locations. 516 00:20:44,392 --> 00:20:46,764 I'll keep you posted on what our search turns up. 517 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,338 All right. 518 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:56,723 JACK: Man, can we please stop this search, please. 519 00:20:56,725 --> 00:20:58,191 You've been looking all day 520 00:20:58,193 --> 00:21:01,361 and haven't found one single IED all day. 521 00:21:01,363 --> 00:21:02,795 Thought that was a good thing. 522 00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:03,819 Not when there's hostiles 523 00:21:03,822 --> 00:21:05,365 running around all over the place 524 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:06,699 with itchy trigger fingers. 525 00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:09,002 And believe you me, they do itch. 526 00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:11,861 So can we please just hit the road, Nostra-dumbass. 527 00:21:11,864 --> 00:21:14,773 Yeah, we can once I'm sure this place is clear. 528 00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,109 Satellite imagery says that there's 529 00:21:16,111 --> 00:21:17,777 lots of suspicious activity in the area. 530 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:21,108 - Everything about this place is suspicious. - COMMAND: Snakebite One One, 531 00:21:21,111 --> 00:21:22,982 this is Snakebite Zero Three, over. 532 00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:24,751 This is Snakebite One One, over. 533 00:21:24,753 --> 00:21:26,586 What's your status? Over. 534 00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:28,421 I just need one more hour. 535 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,661 Negative on the devices, 03. 536 00:21:31,664 --> 00:21:33,530 The AO appears to be clear. Over. 537 00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:34,694 Good. Copy. 538 00:21:34,696 --> 00:21:35,962 Return to base. Over. 539 00:21:35,964 --> 00:21:37,930 Roger. Over. 540 00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:39,198 You heard him, slick. 541 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,500 Orders are orders. Let's go. 542 00:21:40,502 --> 00:21:42,902 Last time I didn't follow my gut, someone died. 543 00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:44,037 There's a bomb here, I can feel it. 544 00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:45,096 And if we don't find it, 545 00:21:45,099 --> 00:21:47,140 someone else will, like another American soldier 546 00:21:47,142 --> 00:21:48,675 or an innocent or a child. 547 00:21:48,677 --> 00:21:50,910 Man, we've covered every inch of this armpit 548 00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:52,585 and ain't found diddly. Let's bounce! 549 00:21:52,588 --> 00:21:54,777 I ain't trying to spend my last 32 days 550 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,546 before being discharged 551 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,517 in the stockade because my annoying 552 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,255 EOD tech would rather follow a hunch than follow orders! 553 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:07,611 Son of a bitch! 554 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:37,890 ♪ ♪ 555 00:22:45,439 --> 00:22:47,533 Damn it, Dalton, just give me a second. 556 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:49,791 [MEN SHOUTING IN ARABIC] 557 00:22:49,794 --> 00:22:52,197 [GUNSHOTS, MEN GRUNTING] 558 00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:57,110 Did you just take out four guys with two bullets? 559 00:22:57,112 --> 00:22:59,013 JACK: Yeah, I'm trying to conserve ammo. 560 00:22:59,016 --> 00:23:01,072 Now, we need to get on the same page, kid, and I mean right now. 561 00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,452 That is, if you want to keep breathing. 562 00:23:02,455 --> 00:23:04,990 Next time you wait for me to take my position 563 00:23:04,993 --> 00:23:07,827 before you go scampering off like that, you hear me? 564 00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:11,691 I, uh, I didn't think you were coming with me. 565 00:23:11,693 --> 00:23:13,059 Thanks. 566 00:23:13,061 --> 00:23:14,527 Yeah, you're welcome. 567 00:23:14,529 --> 00:23:16,963 To be honest with you, I don't think I have the patience 568 00:23:16,965 --> 00:23:19,465 to break in another EOD nerd. Man, it's a whip. 569 00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:20,986 Now, hurry up. 570 00:23:20,989 --> 00:23:22,455 Disarm that damn thing. 571 00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:25,538 MATTY: Jack, please tell me that Mac 572 00:23:25,540 --> 00:23:27,174 is close to defusing that thing. 573 00:23:27,177 --> 00:23:28,282 You heard her, Mac. There's kind of 574 00:23:28,285 --> 00:23:30,200 a bunch of people out there who want an ETA 575 00:23:30,203 --> 00:23:31,843 on when you're gonna disarm this bomb. 576 00:23:31,846 --> 00:23:33,746 Yeah, well, can't disarm anything until I know 577 00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:35,681 exactly what explosive we're dealing with 578 00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:37,174 and I haven't been able to I.D. it 579 00:23:37,177 --> 00:23:39,017 using any of the usual tests, so, 580 00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:41,025 I had to cook up one of my own. 581 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,207 - What's going on down there? - Most explosives are 582 00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:03,609 nitogren-based, so if I can test The Ghost explosive 583 00:24:03,611 --> 00:24:05,511 to see how much nitrogen it contains, 584 00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:07,880 we'll know what we're... no, no, no, no, no. 585 00:24:07,882 --> 00:24:09,849 I was really hoping that wasn't gonna happen. 586 00:24:09,851 --> 00:24:11,451 Matty, we have a problem. 587 00:24:11,453 --> 00:24:13,219 The Ghost really outdid himself this time. 588 00:24:13,221 --> 00:24:14,654 He synthesized cg-N. 589 00:24:14,656 --> 00:24:16,589 I'm guessing that's not a cable network. 590 00:24:16,591 --> 00:24:18,024 It's cubic gauche nitrogen. 591 00:24:18,026 --> 00:24:19,192 It's a new type of explosive 592 00:24:19,194 --> 00:24:21,522 with an energy density of 33 kilojoules per gram, 593 00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:23,329 which is three times that of HMX. 594 00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:24,931 English, pal. Tell them in English. 595 00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:26,408 Right. 596 00:24:26,411 --> 00:24:28,867 The bomb underneath my house is built 597 00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:31,134 with the most powerful nonnuclear explosive 598 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,303 known to man, 599 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,502 which might also explain 600 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,241 why we haven't found that second bomb. 601 00:24:35,243 --> 00:24:36,976 I'm not following you, blondie. 602 00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:38,711 MACGYVER: Uh, with an explosive this powerful, 603 00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,413 The Ghost isn't going to take out one target. 604 00:24:40,415 --> 00:24:42,048 He's going for the maximum number of targets 605 00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:43,249 he can hit with one bomb. 606 00:24:43,251 --> 00:24:45,017 So, if the second bomb is the same size 607 00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:46,385 as the one under your house... 608 00:24:46,387 --> 00:24:48,788 He could take out half of downtown Los Angeles. 609 00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:02,834 LAPD DISPATCH: All units, be advised. 610 00:25:02,837 --> 00:25:05,018 Search for second device has been expanded 611 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,923 to now include all of downtown. 612 00:25:06,926 --> 00:25:08,365 BOZER: Guys, if I'm being honest, 613 00:25:08,368 --> 00:25:10,237 I have no idea what we're looking for. 614 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,139 What does a bomb that could level every building 615 00:25:12,142 --> 00:25:14,189 - within 20 blocks look like? - Unfortunately, 616 00:25:14,192 --> 00:25:15,654 it can look like almost anything. 617 00:25:15,657 --> 00:25:17,422 Back in Kabul, The Ghost was known 618 00:25:17,425 --> 00:25:19,225 for fabricating hollow street curbs 619 00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:21,154 and packing them full of explosives. 620 00:25:21,157 --> 00:25:23,603 Street curbs? Seriously? 621 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:24,845 But if Mac is right, 622 00:25:24,848 --> 00:25:27,040 we're looking for something a lot bigger than a curb. 623 00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:29,342 So don't think mailbox, think mail truck. 624 00:25:33,589 --> 00:25:35,022 Or garbage truck. 625 00:25:35,025 --> 00:25:36,525 Bozer, take the next right. 626 00:25:43,057 --> 00:25:45,925 You know what today isn't? 627 00:25:45,927 --> 00:25:47,594 Trash day. 628 00:25:47,596 --> 00:25:49,763 RILEY: Yeah, and the LAPD's pulled all municipal trucks 629 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:50,830 out of downtown. 630 00:25:50,832 --> 00:25:53,166 So what's this one doing here? 631 00:25:53,168 --> 00:25:54,401 The ground looks clear. 632 00:25:54,404 --> 00:25:57,009 I don't see any triggers on the hopper. 633 00:26:03,744 --> 00:26:06,146 Undercarriage is clear, too. 634 00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:09,916 Cab, as well. 635 00:26:09,918 --> 00:26:11,767 So, if this truck is hiding a bomb, 636 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:12,952 it's got to be in the back. 637 00:26:12,954 --> 00:26:14,290 Which means we have a problem. 638 00:26:14,293 --> 00:26:15,326 BOZER: What problem? 639 00:26:15,329 --> 00:26:16,690 Should we start running? 640 00:26:16,692 --> 00:26:18,758 Bozer, when dealing with bombs, just remember, 641 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,360 cool, calm and collected gets us home alive. 642 00:26:21,363 --> 00:26:22,862 That's what I've been trying to tell him. 643 00:26:22,864 --> 00:26:24,464 Oh, like you're not freaking out, too. 644 00:26:24,466 --> 00:26:27,000 Problem is I don't know how to work a garbage truck. 645 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,014 We need to get somebody down here 646 00:26:29,017 --> 00:26:30,904 - who can get... - I drove a garbage truck one summer 647 00:26:30,907 --> 00:26:32,706 as research for a movie I was making. 648 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:35,175 Trash Men Vs. Zombies. 649 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,110 Shocked I never saw that one in theaters. 650 00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:38,642 BOZER: You're a hater. 651 00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:50,917 So, this one's a lot bigger than the one 652 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,946 Mac and Jack are sitting on top of, right? 653 00:26:52,949 --> 00:26:54,860 - CHARLIE: Much, much bigger. - RILEY: I think it's time 654 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,063 for you to get on your Hurt Locker suit, Charlie. 655 00:26:57,065 --> 00:26:58,531 Device this size? 656 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,632 No point. 657 00:26:59,634 --> 00:27:01,399 If this thing goes off, 658 00:27:01,402 --> 00:27:02,434 it'll just be a waste 659 00:27:02,437 --> 00:27:04,570 of a perfectly good bomb disposal suit. 660 00:27:04,573 --> 00:27:06,639 Who would pay The Ghost to build something this big? 661 00:27:06,641 --> 00:27:08,708 I don't think this is a job. 662 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,510 When Mac stopped The Ghost 663 00:27:10,512 --> 00:27:12,612 at the UN last year, The Ghost went dark. 664 00:27:12,614 --> 00:27:13,713 He went off the radar. 665 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,982 Maybe this is his way of getting even. 666 00:27:15,984 --> 00:27:17,784 BOZER: So, this whole thing is his giant, 667 00:27:17,786 --> 00:27:19,185 exploding revenge? 668 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,931 CHARLIE: I don't see any motion sensors or mercury switches, 669 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,692 so I don't think it'll go off 670 00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:27,594 if I climb inside for a closer look. 671 00:27:29,597 --> 00:27:31,231 That's the good news. 672 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,199 If that's the good news, what's the bad news? 673 00:27:33,201 --> 00:27:36,469 I've never seen half of these components before. 674 00:27:36,471 --> 00:27:39,485 And I have no idea what they do. 675 00:27:42,343 --> 00:27:44,377 MATTY: We found the second bomb downtown. 676 00:27:44,379 --> 00:27:46,533 Charlie is starting to disarm it now. 677 00:27:46,536 --> 00:27:49,061 Unfortunately, he says it's even bigger than yours. 678 00:27:49,064 --> 00:27:51,785 Oh, come on, now, Matty. 679 00:27:51,787 --> 00:27:53,618 It's not a competition, all right? 680 00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:55,722 Mac, any idea how long it's gonna take you 681 00:27:55,724 --> 00:27:57,023 to disarm the one in there? 682 00:27:57,025 --> 00:27:58,431 Hopefully not too long. 683 00:27:58,434 --> 00:27:59,926 Yeah, but between me and you, 684 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,561 you know you can disarm that bad boy 685 00:28:01,563 --> 00:28:03,830 way quicker than Charlie can disarm his bomb. 686 00:28:03,832 --> 00:28:05,598 Thought it wasn't a competition. 687 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,699 Well, no, no. 688 00:28:06,701 --> 00:28:07,975 It's not. It's a team effort. 689 00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:10,470 Speaking of which, what can I do to help? 690 00:28:10,472 --> 00:28:12,405 Know any good prayers? 691 00:28:13,774 --> 00:28:15,975 [BEEPING] 692 00:28:17,511 --> 00:28:18,812 [TRILLING] 693 00:28:33,561 --> 00:28:35,094 ♪ ♪ 694 00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:45,939 [BEEPING RAPIDLY] 695 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,318 What happened?! What'd you do? 696 00:28:48,321 --> 00:28:49,354 I didn't do anything. 697 00:28:49,357 --> 00:28:50,756 It just started doing that all by itself. 698 00:28:50,759 --> 00:28:51,845 Hey, Jack. 699 00:28:51,847 --> 00:28:53,209 Tell Matty Charlie needs to stop! 700 00:28:53,212 --> 00:28:54,314 - Stop! - Stop! 701 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,790 Charlie, Mac said stop right now. 702 00:28:56,793 --> 00:28:58,585 Why? What the hell is going on? 703 00:28:58,587 --> 00:29:00,119 MacGYVER: The bombs, they're connected. 704 00:29:00,121 --> 00:29:01,521 Two separate devices 705 00:29:01,523 --> 00:29:02,722 linked by wireless receivers. 706 00:29:02,724 --> 00:29:04,509 Disable one, it triggers the other. 707 00:29:04,512 --> 00:29:06,646 So if I had just disarmed the bomb underneath my house, 708 00:29:06,649 --> 00:29:09,362 then I would've set the one off downtown. 709 00:29:09,364 --> 00:29:10,896 And vaporize 20 city blocks. 710 00:29:10,899 --> 00:29:12,532 MacGYVER: Exactly. All right. 711 00:29:12,534 --> 00:29:13,666 Well, I'll be back in touch 712 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:14,701 once I figure out how to 713 00:29:14,703 --> 00:29:16,069 disarm them both at the same time. 714 00:29:16,071 --> 00:29:17,383 Wait a minute, now. 715 00:29:17,386 --> 00:29:18,686 Have you ever disarmed bombs 716 00:29:18,689 --> 00:29:20,340 that are connected to each other before? 717 00:29:22,001 --> 00:29:23,443 No. 718 00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:24,711 Why does that matter? 719 00:29:24,713 --> 00:29:26,346 That's not really what I want to hear. 720 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:27,860 Well, it's the truth. 721 00:29:27,863 --> 00:29:29,351 If you've never done this before, 722 00:29:29,354 --> 00:29:31,256 how are we supposed to neutralize this thing? 723 00:29:31,259 --> 00:29:34,220 We're gonna have to be very careful. 724 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:41,068 Will you please stop telling me to be careful? 725 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:43,363 I am Mr. Careful. 726 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,498 My middle name is careful. 727 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,934 MACGYVER: Your name is Mr. Jack Careful Careful? 728 00:29:47,936 --> 00:29:49,502 Better than Angus, I'll tell you that much. 729 00:29:49,504 --> 00:29:52,303 Anyway, the guy who made all these IEDs, as I was saying, 730 00:29:52,306 --> 00:29:53,514 is really good at it. 731 00:29:53,517 --> 00:29:55,201 So we should both be very... 732 00:29:55,204 --> 00:29:56,276 Careful? 733 00:29:56,278 --> 00:29:59,178 Listen, I heard you the first ten times, kid. 734 00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:02,498 I got 14 days left in this hellhole 735 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,851 before I go home forever. 736 00:30:06,144 --> 00:30:08,412 I am made of careful. 737 00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:10,390 [DEVICE CLICKS, WHIRRS] 738 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,125 [WHISPERS]: No. 739 00:30:13,237 --> 00:30:14,798 No, no, no, no. 740 00:30:19,133 --> 00:30:21,301 [DEVICE BEEPING] 741 00:30:26,652 --> 00:30:29,154 Hey, you know that bomb you were looking for? 742 00:30:29,157 --> 00:30:30,543 MacGYVER: Yeah? 743 00:30:30,545 --> 00:30:32,478 I think I just stumbled right on top of it. 744 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,980 All right. Hang tight. 745 00:30:33,982 --> 00:30:35,081 I'm on my way. 746 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,282 No, no, no. 747 00:30:36,284 --> 00:30:37,984 Do not come up here, you hear me? 748 00:30:37,986 --> 00:30:39,193 Stand down. 749 00:30:39,196 --> 00:30:42,121 This is the moment of truth. 750 00:30:42,123 --> 00:30:43,456 I'm a dead man. 751 00:30:43,458 --> 00:30:44,857 Just get out of here. 752 00:30:44,859 --> 00:30:46,326 Go on. Save yourself. 753 00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:47,493 Hey, Mr. Careful. 754 00:30:47,495 --> 00:30:50,830 Carl's Jr.? 755 00:30:50,832 --> 00:30:54,500 Can't you follow one simple order? 756 00:30:54,502 --> 00:30:56,681 How is the world's slowest bomb tech 757 00:30:56,684 --> 00:30:59,739 gonna defuse this thing in a minute and a half? You see that? 758 00:30:59,741 --> 00:31:02,357 I know. Guess I'm just gonna have to figure it out, aren't I? 759 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,644 What's the matter with you? 760 00:31:04,646 --> 00:31:05,678 The only reason I'm not 761 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,913 running for my life 762 00:31:06,915 --> 00:31:09,115 is 'cause I'm sitting directly on top of it. 763 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,118 You're not. Get out of here. 764 00:31:12,486 --> 00:31:14,887 Don't you know a lost cause when you see one? 765 00:31:14,889 --> 00:31:16,255 No, I don't. 766 00:31:16,257 --> 00:31:17,824 One of my many character flaws. 767 00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:18,825 This is how it works. 768 00:31:18,827 --> 00:31:20,259 You watch my back, I watch yours. 769 00:31:20,261 --> 00:31:22,996 I'm gonna need that arm to do it, though. 770 00:31:25,632 --> 00:31:27,500 Here we go. 771 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,803 JACK: How are you gonna defuse this thing 772 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:33,147 in less than a minute? 773 00:31:33,150 --> 00:31:34,716 I don't know. 774 00:31:34,719 --> 00:31:36,186 You're just gonna have to trust me. 775 00:31:36,189 --> 00:31:38,044 [CHUCKLES] 776 00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:41,714 MacGYVER: Hey, Charlie, 777 00:31:41,716 --> 00:31:42,849 you have a double relay 778 00:31:42,851 --> 00:31:44,021 under scoop on yours? 779 00:31:44,024 --> 00:31:45,651 Yeah. I got one right here. 780 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:47,220 All right. I know what we need to do. 781 00:31:47,222 --> 00:31:49,055 We're gonna have to cut the wires simultaneously 782 00:31:49,057 --> 00:31:50,267 - to sever the link. - CHARLIE: Right. 783 00:31:50,270 --> 00:31:51,336 Once they're separated, 784 00:31:51,339 --> 00:31:52,491 they won't be able to trigger each other, 785 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:53,826 so we can disarm them individually. 786 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,595 - Exactly. - Okay. 787 00:31:55,597 --> 00:31:57,096 I'll count. 788 00:31:57,098 --> 00:31:58,193 On three. 789 00:31:58,196 --> 00:31:59,361 Just like old times. 790 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,901 One... 791 00:32:01,903 --> 00:32:03,603 two... 792 00:32:03,605 --> 00:32:05,738 - Wait, no, stop! Stop! - What?! 793 00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:07,907 Speed of light! Speed of light. 794 00:32:08,575 --> 00:32:10,243 Oh, God. 795 00:32:10,245 --> 00:32:11,818 I can't believe we almost just... 796 00:32:11,821 --> 00:32:13,179 Unless you and Chewie are talking 797 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,414 about fixing the hyperdrive 798 00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:16,115 on the Millennium Falcon, you're just gonna have 799 00:32:16,117 --> 00:32:18,818 to explain this whole speed of light thing to me real quick. 800 00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:20,987 Okay, so... [SIGHS] 801 00:32:20,989 --> 00:32:23,856 The bombs are communicating via a direct wireless link. 802 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,425 - Mm. - But Charlie and I 803 00:32:25,427 --> 00:32:27,884 are talking through a relay that includes 804 00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:29,951 Phoenix comms and my porch light. 805 00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:32,231 All those relays mean your verbal connection is slower 806 00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:33,756 than the one shared by the bombs. 807 00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:35,668 So there's no way for us to cut 808 00:32:35,671 --> 00:32:37,747 these two wires at the exact same time. 809 00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:40,217 And if we don't sever the wires simultaneously... 810 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:42,678 There's gonna be two real big booms in Southern California. 811 00:32:42,681 --> 00:32:45,311 How in the hell are we supposed to cut two wires, 812 00:32:45,313 --> 00:32:48,514 on opposite ends of the city, at the same damn time? 813 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,387 You said motion won't set off this bomb, right? 814 00:32:52,390 --> 00:32:53,589 Right. 815 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,923 [TIRES SQUEALING, HORN HONKING] 816 00:33:01,295 --> 00:33:04,297 Matty, expand the evacuation radius five more blocks... 817 00:33:04,299 --> 00:33:06,632 We're bringing the mountain to MacGyver. 818 00:33:09,103 --> 00:33:10,303 [HORN HONKS] 819 00:33:23,017 --> 00:33:24,101 Stop right there! 820 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,535 Out of the way, people! 821 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,237 Big-ass bomb coming through! 822 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,872 - BOZER: Watch out, watch out! - Move! 823 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:30,340 Get out of the way! 824 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:33,744 [HORN HONKS] 825 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:38,144 SWAT COMMANDER: Are these your people? 826 00:33:38,147 --> 00:33:39,483 What the hell are they doing? 827 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,251 Trying to save lives, Commander. 828 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,744 Look, the bomb in that truck 829 00:33:42,747 --> 00:33:44,844 and the bomb in the house are linked, so obviously... 830 00:33:44,847 --> 00:33:46,323 What? You mean the other bomb here? 831 00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:48,024 Or would you rather I leave it downtown? 832 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,659 The only way to disarm these things 833 00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:50,861 is to cut one wire 834 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:51,895 on each device 835 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,363 at the exact same instant. 836 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,598 So get out of the way 837 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,234 and let my people figure out how to do just that. 838 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,213 Charlie, meet our boss, Matty. 839 00:34:01,216 --> 00:34:02,305 She's terrifying... 840 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:03,974 - It's awesome. - Pleasure. 841 00:34:03,976 --> 00:34:05,491 Nice to meet you, Charlie. 842 00:34:05,494 --> 00:34:06,869 JACK: Okay, buddy. 843 00:34:06,872 --> 00:34:09,079 Good news is, that second bomb just got here. 844 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:10,220 The bad news is... 845 00:34:10,223 --> 00:34:11,448 Second bomb just got here? 846 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,884 Right. So... what now? 847 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:15,552 We signal Charlie-boy through the window 848 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,487 and snip-snip on the count of three or what? 849 00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:18,455 Not quite. 850 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:19,603 Still too many variables, 851 00:34:19,606 --> 00:34:21,057 like the amount of time it takes my voice 852 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,426 to reach Charlie 853 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,377 or the difference in our reaction times. 854 00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:27,181 Even the slightest delay in cuts 855 00:34:27,184 --> 00:34:28,764 - could, uh... - Turn your neighborhood 856 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,167 into a giant smoking crater? 857 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:31,601 - Yeah. - I get it. 858 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,336 But I assume you're not cannibalizing 859 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:37,007 that DVD player for funsies, so... what's the plan? 860 00:34:37,009 --> 00:34:38,975 Hey, Bozer? 861 00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:41,244 I need you to break into Mrs. Schwartz's house next door 862 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,712 and steal her DVD player. 863 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:46,049 All right. 864 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:48,618 ♪ ♪ 865 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,840 So... what exactly are we building? 866 00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:11,176 MacGYVER: Wire cutters that snip 867 00:35:11,179 --> 00:35:13,413 when a beam of light hits the photocell. 868 00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:15,478 Well, that is Fonzarelli cool, no doubt. 869 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:16,580 But I'm still a little foggy 870 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:18,315 on how your light-powered super-scissors 871 00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,426 are gonna help solve our twin bomb problem. 872 00:35:21,549 --> 00:35:22,982 Speed of light, Jack. 873 00:35:22,985 --> 00:35:24,016 Speed of light. 874 00:35:24,019 --> 00:35:25,155 JACK: Oh, yeah. 875 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:27,457 - I mean, I still don't get it, but... - You will. 876 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,282 We just need a bunch of mirrors now, 877 00:35:29,285 --> 00:35:30,473 and two prisms. 878 00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:32,047 Okay, tell you what, I'll collect the mirrors, 879 00:35:32,050 --> 00:35:33,416 'cause I'm sure you got a box of prisms 880 00:35:33,419 --> 00:35:34,618 just layin' around here somewhere. 881 00:35:34,621 --> 00:35:35,732 Yeah, I do. 882 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,234 You're a weird guy, man. 883 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:39,059 I mean, I'm thankful for it, but... 884 00:35:39,062 --> 00:35:40,537 you're a weirdo, for sure. 885 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,173 ♪ ♪ 886 00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:03,894 [TRUCK BEEPING] 887 00:36:03,897 --> 00:36:05,462 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 888 00:36:17,295 --> 00:36:18,562 Okay, Mac. 889 00:36:18,565 --> 00:36:20,243 Truck's in position. What's next? 890 00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:24,314 Next, have Charlie position his wire cutters on the truck bomb 891 00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:26,449 with the photocell 892 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:28,485 facing the bedroom window 893 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,554 so that I have clear line of sight. 894 00:36:31,921 --> 00:36:33,488 Oh, and before you do any of that, 895 00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:35,402 shut off every light source out there. 896 00:36:35,405 --> 00:36:36,793 MATTY: So that your neighbor's garden lights 897 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,929 don't come on and trigger a premature cut 898 00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:40,363 followed by a giant boom? 899 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,965 Yeah, good call. 900 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:42,996 You, 901 00:36:42,999 --> 00:36:44,134 get the power company on the phone. 902 00:36:44,136 --> 00:36:45,502 I want this entire neighborhood dark 903 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,590 - in ten minutes. - I can do it in two. 904 00:36:47,593 --> 00:36:49,773 I just need a wet towel, a broomstick and a ladder. 905 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:50,809 What? 906 00:36:50,812 --> 00:36:52,409 You think this is the first time Mac's asked me 907 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:54,010 to blow out the power in the neighborhood? 908 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:55,211 Please. 909 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,380 MACGYVER: And you're sure those last two mirrors 910 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,852 - are a hundred and... - JACK: 125 inches? 911 00:36:58,855 --> 00:36:59,840 Yeah, I got it. 912 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:01,428 And the distance between all the mirrors, 913 00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:03,353 from the laser pointer to the photocell on the bomb is... 914 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:06,056 62 feet, eight inches. 915 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:08,518 We've measured it four times, Mac. You want to do it again? 916 00:37:08,521 --> 00:37:10,887 No. It's just, we're not gonna get another shot at this. 917 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:13,496 Yeah. 918 00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:18,804 Well, I'm all set. 919 00:37:18,807 --> 00:37:20,774 We just need Bozer to turn off all the... 920 00:37:20,777 --> 00:37:21,816 lights. 921 00:37:21,819 --> 00:37:24,019 [ELECTRICAL HISS AND CRACKLE] 922 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:26,142 Okay. 923 00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:28,111 Power's out. Lights are off. 924 00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:31,548 We're radio silent. 925 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:32,983 Okay, Mac. 926 00:37:32,985 --> 00:37:34,851 Time to do your thing. 927 00:37:46,574 --> 00:37:49,399 You know, there is a silver lining to all this. 928 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,965 If it doesn't work, it'll be over in an instant. 929 00:37:51,968 --> 00:37:53,480 You know me, I ain't afraid of death, 930 00:37:53,483 --> 00:37:55,105 I just don't want there to be any pain. 931 00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:56,873 [CHUCKLES] 932 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,175 Could you have imagined, 933 00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:00,844 when we first met back in Afghanistan, 934 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,979 that we were gonna be standing on a massive IED 935 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,996 in my own house in Los Angeles? 936 00:38:04,999 --> 00:38:06,983 Hey, I can't believe you saved me 937 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:09,516 from the massive IED I stumbled upon in Kabul. 938 00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:10,704 You remember that one? 939 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,322 Huh? Yeah, I feel like I've been playing 940 00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:13,690 with house money ever since. 941 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,376 I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you. 942 00:38:15,379 --> 00:38:17,360 [SOFT CHUCKLE] 943 00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,475 [INHALES, EXHALES] 944 00:38:19,478 --> 00:38:20,626 Well, 945 00:38:20,629 --> 00:38:22,355 I'm ready. Are you? 946 00:38:24,061 --> 00:38:26,295 Nobody I'd rather die with, man. 947 00:38:27,967 --> 00:38:29,968 Me neither. 948 00:38:29,971 --> 00:38:31,408 You're not crying on me, are you? 949 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:33,574 No, man. Deltas don't cry, dawg. 950 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,148 You got this. 951 00:38:44,628 --> 00:38:45,895 [WHISPERS]: Did it work? 952 00:38:45,898 --> 00:38:47,097 Oh. 953 00:38:58,334 --> 00:39:00,803 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 954 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:02,613 - The bombs are disconnected. - Sweet! 955 00:39:02,616 --> 00:39:05,241 Just... please, no loud noises yet. 956 00:39:05,243 --> 00:39:07,944 We still have two very powerful bombs to disarm. 957 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,379 It's gonna take me a while. 958 00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:11,715 Right, right. We still have to unboomify the twins. 959 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,616 I jumped the gun on that one, I'm sorry. 960 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:15,585 Hey, hey, you-you want a soda? 961 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:16,824 Yes. 962 00:39:16,827 --> 00:39:18,588 - Just be quiet about it. - Right. 963 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,857 ♪ ♪ 964 00:39:24,307 --> 00:39:25,641 Come on, Mac. 965 00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:34,170 [CHEERING] 966 00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:39,743 Yeah! Ha ha! 967 00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:40,785 We did it! 968 00:39:40,788 --> 00:39:43,346 Don't worry, people, Jack Dalton's got your back! 969 00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:45,181 [WHOOPING, WHISTLING] 970 00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:47,043 JACK: You know me, I was never worried. 971 00:39:47,046 --> 00:39:49,185 I said, "What's the problem? Let's fix it!" 972 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:50,620 A snip-snip! 973 00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,288 [WHOOPING, LAUGHTER] 974 00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:55,074 BOZER: Yeah! Yeah! My man! 975 00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:59,362 I'm so proud of you. 976 00:40:06,723 --> 00:40:08,407 COMMAND [OVER RADIO]: Snakebite One One, 977 00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:09,775 this is Snakebite Zero Three, 978 00:40:09,778 --> 00:40:11,044 you're clear to roll. 979 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:14,110 This is Snakebite One One. 980 00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,379 Love to, but probably shouldn't fly solo. 981 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:18,391 Still waiting on my new cover. Over. 982 00:40:18,394 --> 00:40:20,290 COMMAND: Thought you were with Dalton. 983 00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:21,351 I was. 984 00:40:21,353 --> 00:40:23,119 But he finished his tour this morning 985 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:24,652 and shipped out. Over. 986 00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:27,243 COMMAND: Copy. Let me see who you've been assigned. Hang on. 987 00:40:27,246 --> 00:40:29,826 What kind of name is "Angus"? 988 00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:31,254 Jack? 989 00:40:31,257 --> 00:40:32,528 In the flesh. 990 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:34,397 I thought you went home. 991 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:36,410 Well, almost did. 992 00:40:36,413 --> 00:40:38,067 It's a funny thing. 993 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,321 There I was, 994 00:40:39,324 --> 00:40:40,970 boarding my transport, 995 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:43,239 just 15 hours between me and the great state 996 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,709 of Texas, and then it hits me: 997 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:49,095 that poor little bomb nerd 998 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,668 with the silly hamburger name 999 00:40:50,671 --> 00:40:52,816 ain't gonna make it two days in the sandbox 1000 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:54,996 without me watching his back. 1001 00:40:54,999 --> 00:40:57,587 So I turned around, walked off that plane 1002 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,289 and signed up for another tour, 1003 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:01,291 under the condition I'm paired with you, 1004 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:02,692 of course. 1005 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,254 And before you go gettin' 1006 00:41:04,257 --> 00:41:06,557 big-headed, I didn't do it for you, 1007 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,331 I did it for my country. 1008 00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:10,105 I got a sneaky suspicion 1009 00:41:10,108 --> 00:41:13,191 you're a little too valuable to Uncle Sam to lose just yet. 1010 00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:21,031 Well, thanks, man. 1011 00:41:21,034 --> 00:41:22,667 Here we go. 1012 00:41:23,887 --> 00:41:25,148 Yeah. 1013 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,683 Here we go. 1014 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,420 [ENGINE STARTS] 1015 00:41:30,422 --> 00:41:32,589 [BOTH LAUGH] 1016 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,157 CHARLIE: I'm having every piece 1017 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,493 of both bombs shipped to my lab in New York. 1018 00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:37,579 If there's anything 1019 00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,519 we can use to track down The Ghost... 1020 00:41:39,522 --> 00:41:40,722 I'll find it. 1021 00:41:40,725 --> 00:41:42,191 I know you will, Charlie. 1022 00:41:42,194 --> 00:41:43,727 And hey, thanks, man. 1023 00:41:46,410 --> 00:41:48,805 Hey, Charlie, thank you, man, for everything. 1024 00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:50,498 - All right. - Appreciate you. 1025 00:41:50,948 --> 00:41:52,482 Hey, Mac, come here for a second. 1026 00:41:52,485 --> 00:41:54,310 I didn't want to break your concentration 1027 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:55,979 while you were in the middle of saving our lives 1028 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:58,081 or anything, but when I was rounding up mirrors, 1029 00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,457 I realized something. 1030 00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:01,885 You remember this weird gear we found in your daddy's watch, 1031 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,152 the one with the numbers on it? 1032 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,754 I think I identified it. 1033 00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:06,990 Refresh your memory with the numbers on the gear. 1034 00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:08,491 Go ahead. 1035 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,745 - Okay. - Okay? 1036 00:42:10,748 --> 00:42:14,916 Now, look at the numbers on the tattoo on his arm. 1037 00:42:18,191 --> 00:42:19,358 You're right! 1038 00:42:19,361 --> 00:42:21,737 The last six digits match the tattoo on his arm. 1039 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,902 You remember what you said about coincidences? 1040 00:42:23,905 --> 00:42:26,277 From a statistical perspective, they are inevitable. 1041 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,113 Like reuniting with your father? 1042 00:42:28,116 --> 00:42:30,917 I'm telling you, man, this is no coincidence. 1043 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,120 He's trying to send you a message. 1044 00:42:33,123 --> 00:42:36,024 I think he's trying to tell you how to find him. 1045 00:42:45,176 --> 00:42:48,887 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 1045 00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:55,429 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 75489

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