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[Liv] Previously on iZombie...
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[Man] It's lucky for us
they did wall the city.
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If all you innocent humans left,
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they'd drop an atom bomb
right on Pioneer Square.
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The brain tubes they distribute barely
have any brains in them anymore.
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My brother and sister are starving.
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I had a vision from the guy who
was murdered at the brain plant.
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He saw you talking about selling
brains on the black market.
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The key to our survival is integration.
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[Man] We don't have enough trained
soldiers to control the city.
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We're hanging on by a very thin thread.
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- These kids aren't trained.
- Then they'll have to learn on the job.
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I would've gotten you out sooner,
but I had to pick the right time.
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I speak to God, and God speaks to me!
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Give me an army! [Yells]
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So I told my chauffeur
you get paid to drive,
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something any idiot 16-year-old
with a license can do.
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Still, he's easy on the eyes...
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Lucky for him or I'd have fired his ass.
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Actually, I'd keep his ass
and fire the rest of him.
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- You could bounce nickels off that ass!
- Oh, you're terrible!
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[Laughs]
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Fore!
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[Sandy] Now they move.
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The most exercise they've
gotten all day, trust me.
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Whoopsie-daisy!
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They do keep the course beautiful...
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These neanderthals? [Scoffs]
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They look like they should be
panhandling for an extra chromosome.
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Oh, darling, I wasn't talking about you.
You look fine.
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I'm sure you'll grow into that face.
Maybe not those ears.
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[Gasps] Is that Judge Harris
feeling up the snack cart girl?
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Oh, it sure as hell is.
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Maybe he thinks
he lost his gavel in there.
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[Both Laugh]
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[Gasps]
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[Theme Song Playing]
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
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Don't bother with "cause of
death." I think I've got it.
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But why are we here?
This is a range ball.
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The driving range is right over there.
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I declare this to be an accident!
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- God, you're good.
- Yeah, but...
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Tell them what you told me.
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After the ball hit Mrs.
Brinks, I turned,
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and I saw someone
running away. Over there.
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It looks like someone might've
been lying here in the weeds.
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This figure you saw
running towards the trees.
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Were they holding anything? A gun?
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[Scoffs] A golf ball gun?
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No. But I think I did hear a splash.
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What a mess.
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The balls and clubs I get,
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but who the hell brings a
suit of armor to play golf?
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Though it would've saved Mrs.
Brinks' life.
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True.
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- Live and learn.
- [Officer] Found something!
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Holy...
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Yeah. Who's laughing now?
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- [Flips Switch]
- [Air Pressure Fizzes]
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What are we, 100 yards to the pin?
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[Officer Cries Out]
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- You should've used less club.
- No more than an eight iron.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this golf ball gun
means we are now investigating a...
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[Both] Murder!
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Yeah, no duh.
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What? You don't own the word.
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- You hungry?
- Not really.
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Kinda thirsty, though.
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- Are you hungry?
- [Crowd] Yeah!
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Of course you're hungry.
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I know how you feel,
because I'm hungry, too!
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Before, in the well
that was hell, I suffered.
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But God provided for me. And, now
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I will provide for you.
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It's our world now,
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and we will hunger for His love no more!
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- [Crowd] Feed us, Father!
- God loves zombies!
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[All Inhale Sharply]
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[All Exhale]
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Behold!
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The voice of God speaking
to you through me...
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[Murmuring Indistinctly]
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For I am His divine vessel!
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[Woman] Yes! Yes!
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- [Angus] Brothers and sisters...
- Yes!
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It is time to feed.
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Let's take what is ours!
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Let's take what is ours!
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[Dealer] Brains, best tubes in town.
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Beautiful brains here! Feed the hunger.
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Keep the beast at bay! Ah...
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Brains, best tubes in town.
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$40 makes the pain go away.
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Hey, hey. My cut, hand it over.
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[Chuckles]
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- You're 200 bucks light.
- Ah, I don't know what happened.
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- [Grunts]
- You're fired.
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[Distant Shouting]
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[Shouting Grows Louder]
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[Yells]
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No Godless thieves will profit from
that which He has given to us!
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Strip them of their ill-gotten brains!
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Strip them of their blood money!
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Bring the sinful heathens to me!
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Bring them to me!
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I know you're frightened.
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I'd be frightened, too.
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I have money! Let's go to an ATM.
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The Lord doesn't need your
filthy, filthy lucre, thief.
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The Lord is calling
for a new world order!
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[Cheering]
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A world ruled by the righteous undead!
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- [Yells]
- [Mob Continue Cheering]
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[Clive Sighs]
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You sure you don't want
to talk about it?
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No, we're good. We'll grab dinner later?
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- Clive...
- It's fine, Dale. Really.
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Okay.
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But you're not fooling me.
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- [Car Door Opens]
- [Woman Sighs]
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What are you doing back there?
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Waiting on you to stop staring at me
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like the dumbest goat
on the mountain. Drive!
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You need to get in the front.
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I'm almost tempted to.
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It smells like "felon" back here.
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It does not smell like
"felon." This is...
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[Buttons Clicking]
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- What are you looking for?
- The button for the privacy divider
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You're a nice man, but you'd be so
much nicer if I couldn't hear you.
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All right, that's it. Get in the front.
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We're not going anywhere
like this, Miss Daisy.
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[Sprays]
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Really?
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What? Go already!
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We have a ridiculous crime to solve!
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Yeah, that just clips on right...
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There you go! See? You got it.
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Wow, I managed to get dressed.
Watch out, human terrorists!
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Major, when do we get rifles?
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Week two, long as
you make us proud this week.
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Look, I know you're a little nervous
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and that's natural
before your first patrol.
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Who's nervous? I'm tired.
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You got me rooming with a bitch
that smells like a zoo animal.
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I can't get any sleep!
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Unless I'm talking to this guy.
The boy is dull.
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Try talking to him. You'll see.
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You can run your mouth all you want,
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as long as you don't run
when we're on the streets.
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You got something you wanna say to me?
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Yeah, I just said it.
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You heard me say it, right?
That thing about "don't run"?
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Guys, no one's running.
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Remember, you're stronger than
the humans, you have guns.
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What's the only thing that can hurt you?
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Duh. Head shot, General.
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Then maybe you should secure that, rook.
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Let's move out.
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[Whistles]
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I guess this is what
they call "the good life"
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With these knees, they better have
an elevator in "the good life"
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or you're going to be carrying
me up the stairs like a Sherpa.
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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Hey! All the clothing goes
in the second moving van
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Hello, I'm Detective Babineaux,
homicide, and this is Liv Moore.
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You might remember her as the
star of Murder, She Wrote.
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Where have you been hiding all my life?
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You're like a white Ricardo Montalban.
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- Are you in charge here?
- Uh, no.
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I am, or, rather, was, Mrs.
Brinks' chauffeur. Carlton Clerg.
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Mr. Clerg, it looks like word of Mrs.
Brinks' passing has gotten out.
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Well, I was there at the club
waiting for her to finish her round
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when she died. So...
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I'm sorry... Did you say homicide?
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Wasn't Mrs. Brinks
struck by a golf ball?
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She was shot. By a golf ball gun.
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A golf ball gun?
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Did Mrs. Brinks have
any enemies you know of?
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None that I can think of.
Mrs. Brinks was well-loved.
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You club-foots be careful
with that piano, comprende?
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You drop it, I'll bury you in it!
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No one?
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Her son.
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You think her son
might've wanted her dead?
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They've been feuding for 30 years.
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Business dealings, I think.
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- Where could I find her son?
- Oh, he lives in Miami.
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It would be tough for her son in Miami
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to kill Mrs. Brinks in the
walled city of New Seattle.
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Oh, yeah...
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Why would anyone kill
such a nice old lady?
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Every day at sunset,
she used to walk the gardens
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and tell me how much she loved them.
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I bet she didn't love these gladiolas.
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They are crap. Crapiolas!
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Oh, Mrs. Brinks wasn't afraid
to tell you what she thought,
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but she had such a generous spirit.
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A big laugh, and such a way with words.
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Raggle fraggle riggin
frakety frack. Ugh!
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- [Microwave Beeping]
- What are you doing?
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Oh, just trying to warm up my rum toddy.
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- You got into their rum?
- Yeah!
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And I'm trying to warm it up
in the microheater
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but I can never figure these gizmos out.
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[Child Coughing]
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I'm sorry, one second. Coming!
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How you feeling, honey?
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You got to try to eat something, okay?
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So you can get strong like Superman.
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- I'm not hungry.
- Try.
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This is my son, Alex.
He's home sick today.
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Sorry to hear that, pal.
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Get your shoes off the couch, kid.
Were you raised in a barn?
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Yeah, you should probably
take your shoes off.
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Liv, take a look at this painting.
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[Whistles] Wow! Look at those rocks!
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She wore that necklace
on special occasions.
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Really? I thought it sank to the
bottom of the sea with the Titanic.
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You made a joke.
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I would've shot her in the
skull for jewels like that.
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- You sure it's still around?
- [Grace] You know what?
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We haven't found them yet. But
I know where they might be...
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So, it seems that Mrs. Brinks was the
only one who knew the combination,
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so it's up to you to get it open.
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The digital lock on this safe has over
a trillion possible combinations.
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The heat death of the
universe would happen
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before we checked them one at a time,
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no matter how many GPUs you throw at it.
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Now, this board, designed by moi,
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uses a 1 million qu-bit quantum
chip that I got from...
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Well, never mind where I got it from.
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With this, we can test all the
combinations almost simultaneously...
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- Don't care, just open it.
- Hmm.
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They're lying. Every one of em.
249
00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:06,824
That's what I thought, too!
They're filthy, damn liars!
250
00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,532
Hey! Slow down, Jesse Owens!
251
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,979
What makes you think so?
252
00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:13,648
Because you're the most repugnant,
253
00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,816
repulsive person I have ever met.
254
00:15:15,818 --> 00:15:17,788
That seems uncalled for. Your point?
255
00:15:17,874 --> 00:15:18,854
They all lied.
256
00:15:19,656 --> 00:15:21,622
They said Mrs. Brinks was loved.
257
00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:24,185
"Nice. A generous spirit"
258
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,177
That has not been my experience.
259
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:29,463
Why do you think
they're "filthy damn liars"?
260
00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,332
They're the help. That's what they do.
261
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:34,058
But I say you're barking up
the wrong tree, Clive.
262
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:37,171
Everybody knows you follow
the money, stupid.
263
00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,906
Find the necklace, find the killer.
264
00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:42,625
Liv, you're going to need to dig deep
265
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:47,448
and find a way to refrain from
calling me "dummy" or "stupid."
266
00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:49,293
You're right. You know,
267
00:15:50,019 --> 00:15:54,055
compared to the boy toy I've been
shagging, you're a regular Einstein.
268
00:15:54,924 --> 00:15:57,291
It was seriously scary on that street.
269
00:15:57,293 --> 00:15:59,894
Have I told you humans just
blast away on shotguns randomly
270
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:02,496
when they see our patrols?
They think it's hilarious.
271
00:16:02,498 --> 00:16:06,167
So of course we're all jumpy, and I'm
thinking, "These kids're gonna blow it"
272
00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:08,235
Totally green, first day on patrol,
273
00:16:08,797 --> 00:16:12,173
but they hung tough!
Kept their cool, listened.
274
00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,674
Great story.
275
00:16:13,676 --> 00:16:16,677
Now get over here,
you dirty little soldier boy,
276
00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:20,681
and let mama show you a trick I
like to call the "Loni Anderson."
277
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,817
Do I want to ask what brain
you're on right now?
278
00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:26,321
Why don't you just work on
being the strong, silent type?
279
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,274
- Oh, ooh! Watch the hip.
- Yeah.
280
00:16:40,923 --> 00:16:42,881
_
281
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:47,863
Ooh!
282
00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:51,260
- [Liv] Good morning!
- Morning!
283
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,868
Liv, last night, the "Loni Anderson?"
284
00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:56,804
That was a next-level maneuver.
285
00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:58,106
[Ravi Clears Throat]
286
00:16:58,274 --> 00:17:00,842
[Slurps Loudly]
Where you rushing off to?
287
00:17:00,844 --> 00:17:02,397
I have things to do, darling.
288
00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:06,347
And I'm not in the habit of
crashing at a swinging bachelor pad
289
00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:09,283
- filled with sweaty, young men.
- Seems like a habit.
290
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,091
Something's burning.
291
00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:14,961
- Ooh!
- Guys!
292
00:17:21,064 --> 00:17:22,830
[Laughing, Cheering]
293
00:17:23,632 --> 00:17:28,703
[Sandy] Hey! Stop screwing around
and get back to work! And no guns!
294
00:17:28,705 --> 00:17:32,540
It just shoots golf balls, Mrs.
Brinks. It's for gophers!
295
00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:38,291
What'd you see?
296
00:17:38,292 --> 00:17:40,549
Were you losing your
virginity to Howard Hughes?
297
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,285
I believe I'll be saving that
information for my driver.
298
00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:45,595
Liv, Clive isn't your driv...
299
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,123
But first I need to get
in nine holes at the club.
300
00:17:58,756 --> 00:18:00,917
Does she have a country club membership?
301
00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,561
I don't think she has clubs.
302
00:18:03,252 --> 00:18:04,696
Ravi, got a sec?
303
00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:07,008
Actually, little swamped right now.
304
00:18:08,812 --> 00:18:10,982
It's a personal matter of a...
305
00:18:13,414 --> 00:18:14,334
Sexual nature.
306
00:18:19,622 --> 00:18:22,760
I'm sorry, what I meant was
307
00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:25,726
I have all the time in the world!
308
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:34,001
- Okay, well, Dale and I...
- Hmm.
309
00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:35,934
Everything is great between us.
310
00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:41,576
- But?
- But, for obvious reasons,
311
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:42,852
we can't be...
312
00:18:45,682 --> 00:18:48,972
intimate with each other,
and it's becoming a problem.
313
00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:55,449
Have you tried mutual masturbation?
314
00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:59,644
It's like taking separate cars
to the same firework show.
315
00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:03,120
- We have.
- Hmm.
316
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,740
But you really can't replace sex
317
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:08,943
with... that and,
318
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:11,806
the urge is causing problems.
319
00:19:11,808 --> 00:19:15,209
Well, hello! Boy, did I
walk in at the right time.
320
00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:18,283
I had something to tell you, but
yours is way more interesting.
321
00:19:18,284 --> 00:19:21,846
This is a private conversation.
Let's go.
322
00:19:21,847 --> 00:19:24,268
More like a conversation
about touching privates.
323
00:19:24,269 --> 00:19:25,298
Don't mind me.
324
00:19:26,756 --> 00:19:29,294
Fine, I'll leave you boys alone.
325
00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:34,901
I'm dying to know how you think
I can help in this situation.
326
00:19:35,899 --> 00:19:37,763
Isn't there something that would
327
00:19:40,103 --> 00:19:43,104
temper my sex drive?
328
00:19:43,106 --> 00:19:46,140
I can prescribe an SSRI.
329
00:19:46,142 --> 00:19:48,496
Technically, it's
anti-anxiety medication,
330
00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:52,613
but decreased libido
is a common side effect.
331
00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:56,920
Are you sure you wanna do this, Clive?
332
00:19:58,154 --> 00:19:59,450
Let's give it a try.
333
00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:10,231
You had something to tell me?
334
00:20:14,037 --> 00:20:17,838
Wouldn't you rather stay in there with
Ravi and talk about your genitals?
335
00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:24,321
It's a toss-up.
336
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:28,182
Hmm. I had a vision.
337
00:20:28,952 --> 00:20:30,272
Then you get the nod.
338
00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:34,388
I was staring out an upstairs
window at Sandy's mansion,
339
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:38,237
and I saw her three servants
taking target practice with a...
340
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,922
A golf ball gun!
341
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,356
A golf ball gun, yeah.
342
00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:45,433
Our killer has to be one of those three.
343
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,170
Did you do the math yourself, genius?
344
00:20:50,406 --> 00:20:52,239
[Angus] Brothers and sisters!
345
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,508
Brothers and sisters, come and be fed!
346
00:20:56,086 --> 00:20:59,347
Join us, I say join us,
347
00:20:59,349 --> 00:21:01,182
and never be hungry again!
348
00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:04,796
Join us, I say join us! Come and be fed!
349
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,953
[Church Bell Ringing]
_
350
00:21:05,955 --> 00:21:10,925
♪ Join us, join us ♪
351
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,595
♪ Join us ♪
352
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,531
♪ Join... ♪
353
00:21:19,415 --> 00:21:20,112
Stop.
354
00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:32,279
Well, aren't you the most
beautiful girl in the world.
355
00:21:32,414 --> 00:21:34,219
Do you have brains for sale?
356
00:21:35,818 --> 00:21:39,066
[Sighs] Brains for sale?
357
00:21:41,391 --> 00:21:43,557
That's not how the good Lord works.
358
00:21:46,062 --> 00:21:46,746
Psst!
359
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,451
We have brains
360
00:21:53,002 --> 00:21:53,830
for free.
361
00:21:57,206 --> 00:22:00,916
Tell all your friends. All are welcome.
362
00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:07,481
All are welcome!
363
00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:11,523
Join us!
364
00:22:13,088 --> 00:22:14,220
Come join us!
365
00:22:15,497 --> 00:22:16,529
[Chuckling]
366
00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:20,991
_
367
00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:28,600
Ugh! You're all only making that face
368
00:22:28,601 --> 00:22:30,299
because you can't afford this.
369
00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:35,761
That was Mrs. Brinks' lawyer.
You'll never... Wow!
370
00:22:36,492 --> 00:22:37,419
That smell...
371
00:22:38,586 --> 00:22:41,335
Anyway, you'll never believe
what's in her will.
372
00:22:41,336 --> 00:22:44,788
Upon her death, Mrs. Brinks
left each of our suspects
373
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,738
- a million bucks!
- Huh?
374
00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:50,436
- A billion dollars?
- No, a million.
375
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,871
Well, still, why would she do that?
376
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,406
I'm curious myself.
377
00:22:54,408 --> 00:22:57,826
The lawyer says the beneficiaries
don't know about the money yet.
378
00:22:57,826 --> 00:22:59,412
But if one of them found out?
379
00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:01,279
I'm bringing them in.
380
00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:02,764
Let's see who's the least surprised
381
00:23:02,765 --> 00:23:04,545
about their $1,000,000 payout.
382
00:23:04,546 --> 00:23:06,251
That person is likely our killer.
383
00:23:06,253 --> 00:23:08,450
And who is this magical face-reader
384
00:23:08,451 --> 00:23:11,307
who's gonna be able
to measure "level of surprise"?
385
00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:13,692
I'm a detective, Liv.
386
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:17,429
You realize the killer
will pretend to be surprised?
387
00:23:17,998 --> 00:23:20,999
[Sighs] It's what I do.
388
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:27,039
You all told us Mrs. Brinks was a saint.
389
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,743
But that's not exactly true, is it?
390
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:32,477
We had a long talk with Mrs.
Brinks' friend, Maxine Lippman.
391
00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:37,883
She made us aware your duties
included more than driving her car.
392
00:23:37,885 --> 00:23:40,506
Don't be coy, Clive. He gave her sex.
393
00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:43,916
Sex for money. And you know
what that makes him?
394
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,876
A whore.
395
00:23:49,143 --> 00:23:50,495
[Sighs]
396
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:53,361
The first time it just kind of happened.
397
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,802
I tried to cut it off, but
she said she'd tell my wife.
398
00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:58,003
Is that why you killed her?
399
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,506
We know you all had access
to the golf ball gun.
400
00:24:01,813 --> 00:24:04,085
And you were already at the
country club waiting for her...
401
00:24:04,086 --> 00:24:05,347
I didn't do it.
402
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,880
[Clive] Your son, Alex, sweet kid,
403
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:11,675
but he didn't just have a
cold the other day, did he?
404
00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:13,344
He has a heart defect.
405
00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:16,798
Maxine Lippman told me the boy
needs an operation in Los Angeles.
406
00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:19,789
You asked Mrs. Brinks
for a loan to hire a "coyote"
407
00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:22,661
to sneak him out of the city.
She turned you down.
408
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:26,731
Is that why you killed her?
409
00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:32,804
Without that operation, he'll die.
410
00:24:33,123 --> 00:24:39,044
He's only six. Mrs. Brinks would rather
let him die than loan me 20 grand.
411
00:24:39,821 --> 00:24:41,761
She said it would set a bad precedent.
412
00:24:41,762 --> 00:24:43,248
Well, it would.
413
00:24:44,184 --> 00:24:45,884
Is that why you killed her?
414
00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,855
I am not a murderer.
415
00:24:50,418 --> 00:24:54,355
Mrs. Brinks promised to write a
recommendation letter to her Alma mater
416
00:24:54,356 --> 00:24:58,053
to get your daughter into college
back East. But she never sent it.
417
00:24:58,054 --> 00:25:00,565
If she'd gotten in, she wouldn't
have been here in Seattle
418
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,367
and she wouldn't have been
turned into a zombie
419
00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:06,104
Mrs. Brinks was a terrible person.
No one will miss her.
420
00:25:06,106 --> 00:25:07,571
Is that why you killed her?
421
00:25:08,242 --> 00:25:09,407
[Scoffs]
422
00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:11,285
I didn't kill her.
423
00:25:12,045 --> 00:25:14,479
[Plastic Crinkling]
424
00:25:23,724 --> 00:25:25,457
All right, you're free to go.
425
00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:30,652
By the way,
426
00:25:32,214 --> 00:25:36,067
are you aware that in her will, Mrs.
Brinks left you $1,000,000?
427
00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:36,827
What?
428
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,305
That can't be true.
429
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:46,411
- That's a lie, no. That's a trick.
- It's true.
430
00:25:47,247 --> 00:25:50,295
I worked for that woman for 15 years
431
00:25:50,951 --> 00:25:53,118
and I never heard a kind word from her.
432
00:25:57,357 --> 00:25:58,890
Give us a moment, please.
433
00:26:02,196 --> 00:26:05,163
[Whispering] So, Columbo, whodunnit?
434
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,368
I don't know.
435
00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:12,437
But you saw all their faces,
and you're a detective.
436
00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:18,543
Not one of them cracked,
even a little bit,
437
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,739
even when we gave them a
chance to turn on the killer.
438
00:26:25,052 --> 00:26:27,219
I cracked it as we knew I would,
439
00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:29,521
though it was no simple task.
I had to reconfigure the...
440
00:26:29,523 --> 00:26:31,056
This is the stuff from the safe?
441
00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:34,893
- Jewels. Bonds. Legal papers.
- Hmm!
442
00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,195
The one from the painting.
443
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,759
So stealing this wasn't
the killer's motive.
444
00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:42,934
There goes your big theory.
It's really not your day.
445
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:47,606
That was your theory. But
there is this... The will.
446
00:26:47,743 --> 00:26:50,275
If anyone in the staff
managed to see this will,
447
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,844
he or she would've known there
was $1,000,000 coming to them...
448
00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:54,846
Once Sandy Brinks was dead.
449
00:26:56,132 --> 00:27:01,653
- What was the combination?
- 0-8-3-0-1-0.
450
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:08,526
[Mace] "Proudly serving
the undead." Screw you!
451
00:27:10,564 --> 00:27:12,564
Hey! They're closed.
452
00:27:12,566 --> 00:27:14,733
- They don't look closed.
- And you don't look stupid,
453
00:27:14,735 --> 00:27:16,460
so be smart and keep walking.
454
00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:22,641
You! Get out of here! Go!
455
00:27:23,665 --> 00:27:25,816
Al-Shabaz. What kind of name is that?
456
00:27:25,817 --> 00:27:27,084
Sounds like a "zombie" name.
457
00:27:27,085 --> 00:27:29,669
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Are you a zombie?
458
00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:31,076
Or just a zombie lover?
459
00:27:31,565 --> 00:27:34,119
Just get out of here.
The soldiers are here.
460
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,540
Actually, we prefer
to be called the Peacekeepers.
461
00:27:38,194 --> 00:27:39,994
- How's it going, fellas?
- [Al-Shabaz] Very bad.
462
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,047
They're harassing my customers.
Look what they did!
463
00:27:43,597 --> 00:27:44,996
Okay, yeah. We'll take
care of the clean-up.
464
00:27:45,021 --> 00:27:47,365
How about you gentlemen
take your business elsewhere?
465
00:27:47,451 --> 00:27:50,502
Uh, no, we're real happy
right here, thanks.
466
00:27:50,858 --> 00:27:54,039
We love the, the, uh... What's
the word I'm looking for?
467
00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:55,538
Ambiance.
468
00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:57,776
Well, I don't know about ambiance,
469
00:27:57,778 --> 00:28:00,111
but you're gonna need an ambulance
if you don't get moving
470
00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,347
Aw, relax! These guys are smart.
471
00:28:02,633 --> 00:28:04,949
They know they can either
leave on foot or in cuffs.
472
00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:08,086
What? Are you gonna "miracle" those
cuffs on us? You and some girl?
473
00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:11,623
Yeah, I mean sure, you guys got
guns but we got guns, too.
474
00:28:12,626 --> 00:28:13,992
Theirs are bigger.
475
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:16,734
Shoot them! I'm sick of this!
Every day with them.
476
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:17,862
No one does anything.
477
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,864
Okay, no, we got this. Why don't
you go inside, cool down,
478
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,325
we'll get it all figured out.
479
00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:27,272
You know what, let's bounce.
480
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:30,018
This place smells
like spoiled meat, anyway.
481
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,905
Hey! Touch me again
and we'll see how tough you are
482
00:28:35,906 --> 00:28:37,515
with a bullet in your head.
483
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:39,984
- Or a bullet in yours!
- Hey!
484
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,886
- I'm going long!
- Hey!
485
00:28:42,255 --> 00:28:43,088
Major!
486
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,560
[Roars]
487
00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:51,296
[Roars]
488
00:28:57,437 --> 00:29:00,338
She scratched me!
Look what that bitch did!
489
00:29:00,499 --> 00:29:02,372
- What? Stop...
- Calm down! You're gonna be all right.
490
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:04,290
- You'll be all right.
- [Tucker] No, I won't, okay?
491
00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:07,076
I'm not gonna be a zombie.
We made a pact, so do it!
492
00:29:07,077 --> 00:29:08,973
No! Hey, don't do that, all right?
He doesn't mean it!
493
00:29:08,974 --> 00:29:09,675
Do it!
494
00:29:09,676 --> 00:29:12,138
Let him kill me, please!
495
00:29:12,139 --> 00:29:14,835
Let him go! Let him kill me please!
496
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,718
Hey! Hey, stop that!
497
00:29:17,763 --> 00:29:20,191
- I don't wanna be a zombie!
- Come back here!
498
00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:21,393
No!
499
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,129
No...
500
00:29:28,997 --> 00:29:30,707
_
501
00:29:30,984 --> 00:29:34,151
0-8-3-0-1-0.
502
00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:37,555
August 30th, 2010.
Your son's date of birth.
503
00:29:37,557 --> 00:29:39,390
You programmed Mrs. Brinks' safe,
504
00:29:39,392 --> 00:29:41,314
because she wasn't good
with that stuff, was she?
505
00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:44,061
Who can blame her? All the
stupid gadgets these days,
506
00:29:44,063 --> 00:29:45,796
beepin' and boppin' and boopin'.
507
00:29:45,798 --> 00:29:46,949
I got this.
508
00:29:48,668 --> 00:29:51,636
You saw her last will
and testament inside the safe.
509
00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:55,606
You knew there was $1,000,000 coming
your way when Mrs. Brinks died.
510
00:29:55,608 --> 00:29:58,843
More than enough to get your
little boy to LA for that surgery.
511
00:30:00,747 --> 00:30:02,580
It could save his life.
512
00:30:04,951 --> 00:30:07,418
Why don't you write it all down for us?
513
00:30:09,656 --> 00:30:12,456
Let's get this behind you, okay?
514
00:30:25,939 --> 00:30:27,338
[Clive] An address?
515
00:30:29,309 --> 00:30:30,875
That's not what we were hoping for.
516
00:30:30,877 --> 00:30:33,844
Take my son there, and I'll
confess to everything.
517
00:30:33,846 --> 00:30:37,497
It's all arranged with Renegade,
but it has to happen tonight.
518
00:30:39,652 --> 00:30:40,796
This address?
519
00:30:42,288 --> 00:30:44,155
It's in a neighborhood
that's been locked down
520
00:30:44,157 --> 00:30:46,857
because of anti-zombie
terrorist activity.
521
00:30:46,859 --> 00:30:49,593
Only authorized personnel
are allowed in.
522
00:30:49,595 --> 00:30:50,962
You're a policeman.
523
00:30:50,964 --> 00:30:52,730
Which is why I can't do this.
524
00:30:52,732 --> 00:30:53,344
[Sighs]
525
00:30:54,047 --> 00:30:57,034
Going there is a crime, so is
sneaking people out of Seattle.
526
00:30:57,318 --> 00:31:00,959
Please, my ex-husband is expecting him.
527
00:31:01,505 --> 00:31:04,371
The boy needs to be with his father.
528
00:31:06,913 --> 00:31:10,620
He will die if you don't help him.
529
00:31:13,052 --> 00:31:14,069
Please!
530
00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:17,855
Please.
531
00:31:25,331 --> 00:31:28,571
Liv, you got a soft heart,
which is wonderful,
532
00:31:29,202 --> 00:31:31,802
but I can't do this.
And neither should you.
533
00:31:31,804 --> 00:31:33,537
What the hell are you talking about?
534
00:31:33,539 --> 00:31:35,031
Of course I'm not going to do it.
535
00:31:35,032 --> 00:31:36,527
What am I, Mother Teresa?
536
00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,365
I am not responsible for
all the world's problems.
537
00:31:39,645 --> 00:31:41,112
Take her to the clink!
538
00:31:46,285 --> 00:31:47,585
[Sighs]
539
00:31:47,587 --> 00:31:49,278
- [Smacks]
- Hey, Big Spender.
540
00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:52,056
Wanna take a lady
for a fancy gourmet meal?
541
00:31:53,192 --> 00:31:56,085
Mmm-mmm. I heard someone call hot dogs
542
00:31:56,429 --> 00:31:58,763
"the filet mignon of the common man."
543
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:03,334
Hmm. Someone who's never had
a filet mignon, maybe.
544
00:32:06,239 --> 00:32:07,571
I could've...
545
00:32:07,573 --> 00:32:08,934
You didn't want...
546
00:32:08,935 --> 00:32:11,473
So, look what I found in the bathroom.
547
00:32:14,663 --> 00:32:16,205
Anti-anxiety meds?
548
00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:19,450
You're not the anxious type, Clive.
549
00:32:20,486 --> 00:32:22,789
Your composure is one of my turn-ons.
550
00:32:23,926 --> 00:32:26,424
I don't know. Pressures at work, hmm?
551
00:32:28,294 --> 00:32:30,142
So I read up on the side effects.
552
00:32:30,396 --> 00:32:33,255
How about we just shut down
detective mode, hmm?
553
00:32:35,401 --> 00:32:38,410
"Decreased libido" was the
one that caught my eye.
554
00:32:40,139 --> 00:32:41,192
Okay, look.
555
00:32:43,376 --> 00:32:44,279
I love you.
556
00:32:46,079 --> 00:32:49,970
Everything is great,
except the one thing.
557
00:32:49,971 --> 00:32:52,140
I thought if I just took that
out of the equation, then...
558
00:32:52,141 --> 00:32:57,121
You're not doing this, baby.
We'll figure something else out.
559
00:32:58,057 --> 00:32:59,857
[Sighs]
560
00:32:59,859 --> 00:33:01,503
But I'm fresh out of ideas.
561
00:33:02,495 --> 00:33:03,400
You?
562
00:33:05,965 --> 00:33:08,699
I know you heard some of what
Clive was telling me earlier
563
00:33:08,701 --> 00:33:10,634
and even though it's clearly funny,
564
00:33:10,636 --> 00:33:14,538
I mean, sexual performance stuff
is the lowest hanging fruit
565
00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:16,073
You really shouldn’t tease him.
566
00:33:16,275 --> 00:33:18,109
Now, that probably seems
impossible because
567
00:33:18,111 --> 00:33:20,401
you're currently on the
bitchiest brain alive, but...
568
00:33:20,402 --> 00:33:23,814
This woman's child is going to
die, and I'm letting it happen.
569
00:33:26,652 --> 00:33:29,420
Oh. I take it the, uh,
brain has worn off.
570
00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:32,857
I've been awful.
571
00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:34,557
No, you have...
572
00:33:35,451 --> 00:33:38,095
Well, yeah, you've been awful.
573
00:33:38,097 --> 00:33:41,632
Really terrible. I mean, the worst.
574
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,951
But we'll make it right, I swear.
575
00:33:45,805 --> 00:33:48,739
Hey, what do we have to do?
576
00:33:53,179 --> 00:33:55,346
Thanks for bringing him.
We'll take it from here.
577
00:33:55,348 --> 00:33:57,948
There's enough in there to
cover the fee for the coyote.
578
00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,118
- We both chipped in.
- Thanks, that's amazing.
579
00:34:01,721 --> 00:34:03,454
Hey, little man. Come here.
580
00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:06,323
Everything's going to be just fine.
581
00:34:09,328 --> 00:34:10,361
Thanks.
582
00:34:14,465 --> 00:34:16,432
Hey, you okay back there?
583
00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:20,638
Piece of cake, right? But we're
at the checkpoint, now, so, shh!
584
00:34:29,815 --> 00:34:31,482
[Officer Clears Throat]
585
00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:37,655
Hello, Officer.
586
00:34:37,657 --> 00:34:39,089
I'm not an officer.
587
00:34:39,472 --> 00:34:40,258
Soldier?
588
00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:43,294
Um, I'm not sure what to call you.
589
00:34:43,296 --> 00:34:46,330
We're just on our way
to pick up a corpse.
590
00:34:46,332 --> 00:34:47,740
Who authorized this?
591
00:34:49,135 --> 00:34:51,497
A murderer, I suppose.
592
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:56,307
Look, we get a call there's a dead
body, we show up and do our thing.
593
00:34:56,742 --> 00:34:58,175
[Clears Throat]
594
00:35:06,886 --> 00:35:09,153
- I'm going to get my supervisor.
- Oh...
595
00:35:10,656 --> 00:35:12,122
[Soldier] Sir?
596
00:35:26,372 --> 00:35:27,938
Oh. Hello, Major.
597
00:35:31,267 --> 00:35:33,267
_
598
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,699
What's your business?
599
00:35:35,769 --> 00:35:39,043
We were, uh, picking up a body?
600
00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:41,740
I'm pretty sure I'd know if there
had been a murder in this sector.
601
00:35:42,212 --> 00:35:44,509
This sector where
it's dangerous for zombies.
602
00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:46,742
Particularly those who
refuse to tan and dye.
603
00:35:46,743 --> 00:35:49,013
Look, do you want to know our business?
604
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:51,349
If you want to know
our business, I'll tell you.
605
00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:54,222
- But ignorance, in this case, may...
- [Soldier] Major!
606
00:35:56,723 --> 00:35:59,671
I saw something moving back there.
Should we check?
607
00:36:11,204 --> 00:36:13,505
- They're clear. Let them through.
- But...
608
00:36:13,507 --> 00:36:15,039
Let 'em through!
609
00:36:29,723 --> 00:36:31,222
[Ravi] This is the address
610
00:36:31,224 --> 00:36:35,093
and it actually does look very
"secret underground rail road-y."
611
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,626
[Door Chimes]
612
00:36:50,076 --> 00:36:51,998
[Whispering] it's gotta be that one.
613
00:37:02,189 --> 00:37:04,489
- Renegade?
- [Gun Cocking]
614
00:37:04,958 --> 00:37:06,491
Who wants to know?
615
00:37:07,961 --> 00:37:11,196
- Um, a friend.
- Three friends.
616
00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:14,999
They're okay. I know who they are.
617
00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:16,762
Come over here.
618
00:37:25,478 --> 00:37:27,278
You know who we are?
619
00:37:27,642 --> 00:37:32,450
Liv Moore and Ravi Chakrabarti
from the police morgue.
620
00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:36,387
- Have we met?
- Oh, we have, but don't worry.
621
00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:39,958
Being forgettable is an
advantage in my line of work.
622
00:37:41,628 --> 00:37:43,061
You're Renegade.
623
00:37:43,587 --> 00:37:46,121
Friends call me Mama Leone.
624
00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:49,200
Oh, like the Billy Joel song?
Is that your real...
625
00:37:51,304 --> 00:37:53,129
You know what? Doesn't matter.
626
00:37:53,573 --> 00:37:55,785
I'm sorry. Renegade sounded...
627
00:37:56,509 --> 00:37:57,709
[Growls]
628
00:37:57,711 --> 00:38:00,362
Well, you're not who I expected either.
629
00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:03,193
You can explain later.
630
00:38:04,317 --> 00:38:05,452
But, you!
631
00:38:06,455 --> 00:38:10,025
I have been looking forward
to meeting you.
632
00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:13,091
We're going to get you
back to your daddy
633
00:38:13,093 --> 00:38:16,594
in Los Angeles lickety-split, okay?
634
00:38:18,146 --> 00:38:20,566
- This is for you.
- Ah...
635
00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:27,372
Please understand, we're not
a for-profit organization.
636
00:38:27,592 --> 00:38:31,109
We've gotta buy off a lot of greedy
people to sneak people in and out.
637
00:38:31,754 --> 00:38:35,346
Alex, this is the man
that's gonna be taking you.
638
00:38:35,348 --> 00:38:37,515
He is one of our best!
639
00:38:37,517 --> 00:38:39,150
So you'll be fine, okay?
640
00:38:41,855 --> 00:38:43,521
[Whispering Inaudibly]
641
00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:45,623
Okay? All right.
642
00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:50,461
Now, we can't have you two leaving the
building the same way you came in.
643
00:38:51,097 --> 00:38:52,730
Oh, there's more than one...
644
00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:56,734
Well, there's a secret panel
at the back of that dryer.
645
00:38:56,736 --> 00:38:59,070
You just have to feel
around for the latch.
646
00:38:59,344 --> 00:39:01,871
Oh. So exciting! It's like
being in a Bond film...
647
00:39:05,245 --> 00:39:07,078
Oh, there she is!
648
00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,281
Oh! Hang on...
649
00:39:10,283 --> 00:39:13,785
Is there like a handle,
or do you push...
650
00:39:13,787 --> 00:39:15,887
No, no, just, uh, keep looking.
651
00:39:19,559 --> 00:39:20,484
Very funny.
652
00:39:21,895 --> 00:39:23,161
That was fun.
653
00:39:24,998 --> 00:39:28,266
See? I told you I could make the
tall man climb into the dryer.
654
00:39:29,402 --> 00:39:30,635
We should get going.
655
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,940
I bet your dad can't wait to see you.
656
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:38,843
[Stan] Let's go, pal.
657
00:39:45,552 --> 00:39:47,218
What a world, huh?
658
00:39:52,698 --> 00:39:54,892
- [Knocking On Door]
- Hold on!
659
00:39:57,764 --> 00:40:00,031
- Liv.
- Before you start in on me,
660
00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:02,133
you should know that I am in no mood.
661
00:40:02,502 --> 00:40:05,603
We were saving a sick child, okay?
Getting him out of Seattle.
662
00:40:05,605 --> 00:40:07,223
So, human smuggling?
663
00:40:07,224 --> 00:40:09,242
If anyone found out I let you do that,
664
00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:11,207
I could spend years
in a deep freeze, or worse.
665
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,300
Yeah, well if Fillmore-Graves
hadn't caused
666
00:40:13,301 --> 00:40:14,979
this whole zombie
epidemic to begin with,
667
00:40:14,981 --> 00:40:18,149
then we wouldn't be living in a walled
city that required such things.
668
00:40:18,151 --> 00:40:20,852
I may have just saved
your life by risking my own.
669
00:40:20,962 --> 00:40:23,921
I know you're not feeling very chatty,
but how about a simple "thank you."
670
00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:25,990
Thank you.
671
00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:29,027
God, you're holier than thou.
672
00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:33,965
You... You think
you're the only good zombie.
673
00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:35,566
The only zombie trying
to make things right..
674
00:40:35,568 --> 00:40:39,303
Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe it's just
that I remember a Major Lillywhite
675
00:40:39,305 --> 00:40:42,006
who would've stood by a sick child.
676
00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:47,912
This thing we've been doing,
677
00:40:47,914 --> 00:40:51,349
sleeping with each other because
we can, because it's easy...
678
00:40:52,185 --> 00:40:53,818
Yeah, we can't do it anymore.
679
00:40:54,556 --> 00:40:57,922
Not when I know that my
life choices so offend you.
680
00:40:58,768 --> 00:40:59,857
Agreed.
681
00:41:02,662 --> 00:41:04,328
Goodbye, Major.
682
00:41:11,337 --> 00:41:14,439
We shall ascend, my child.
683
00:41:14,441 --> 00:41:15,750
Bless you, Father.
684
00:41:19,546 --> 00:41:23,548
We shall ascend, my child.
685
00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:25,022
Bless you, Father.
686
00:41:34,727 --> 00:41:37,128
Are ye hungry, my children?
687
00:41:37,130 --> 00:41:39,697
Feed us, Father!
688
00:41:39,699 --> 00:41:41,799
[Cheering]
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