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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,851 If you have any silver on you... 3 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:30,461 ...now would be the time to reveal it. 4 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:34,191 No way. I ain't that stupid. 5 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,335 Yes, you are. 6 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:47,212 Is there blood in my hair? 7 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:52,281 - What? - Is there blood in my hair? 8 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,119 I don't know, I can't see in this light. 9 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,587 How about now? 10 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:01,852 Yeah, there's a little bit of blood in there, yeah. 11 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:05,259 This is bad. Pam is gonna kill me. 12 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,494 Who the fuck is Pam? 13 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:11,098 Why, do you wanna meet her? 14 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,240 No. No, I'm good. 15 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:15,902 Well, you're going to. 16 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:27,709 - Where are you taking me? - To find out what you know. 17 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:31,289 I wouldn't try anything rash if I were you. 18 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:33,487 I'm still hungry. 19 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,047 Another first. 20 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,990 How do you mean? 21 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:16,424 We've never had make-up sex before. 22 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:19,895 How does it compare to "you thought I was dead" sex? 23 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,432 That was pretty great too... 24 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,934 ...but I wouldn't want to go through that again. 25 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:27,436 I hated feeling like I'd lost you. 26 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,865 And yet you like fighting with me. 27 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,136 I don't like it, it's just... 28 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,974 Let's not get too used to it then. 29 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:39,148 - We don't want to be one of those couples. - You're right. 30 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:44,416 Holy S, I am so embarrassed I could die. 31 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,252 What is it? 32 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,987 Jessica. I completely forgot she was here. 33 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,563 - Think she heard us? - No. 34 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:55,826 If she had, she'd have no compunction about letting us know it. 35 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,800 You know, you might want to try going a little easier on her. 36 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,099 It's hard enough being a teenage girl without... 37 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:04,175 - She is a vampire, Sookie. - So are you. 38 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:08,303 And yet parts of your former self are still in there, right? 39 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:11,109 I wouldn't be with you if they weren't. 40 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,246 Yes. 41 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:19,889 But I've had to work extremely hard at finding my way back to my humanity. 42 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,989 Fragile as it may be. 43 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,195 When a vampire's as new as Jessica is... 44 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,835 ...she has no humanity. 45 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:35,905 She's in the grips of an overwhelming number of transformations. 46 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:41,310 There will be times when she cannot control even a single impulse. 47 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:44,310 Believe me, she has many. 48 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,951 How is that any different from being a teenage girl? 49 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,248 No humanity, check. 50 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:53,290 In the grips of overwhelming transformations, check. 51 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,926 Cannot control impulses, check. 52 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:57,858 All right, how is that different? 53 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:01,023 All right, so what do you suggest I do? 54 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,599 Just spoil the girl? 55 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:05,101 Give in to her every whim and desire? 56 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,967 After all, that is what every teenage girl wants, isn't it? 57 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,575 You don't have to be sarcastic with me, Bill Compton. 58 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:13,007 You should at least think about what I'm saying... 59 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:16,148 ...if for no other reason than what you're doing right now... 60 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,977 ...isn't working out so hot. 61 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,046 Kind of ironic. 62 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:27,215 We promised each other we weren't gonna fight anymore... 63 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:30,226 ...and yet here we are. 64 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:34,194 This isn't a fight. 65 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,365 Yes, it is. 66 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,799 Well, then... 67 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,068 ...prepare to be made up to. 68 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:01,616 This is a disaster. We'll have to go much shorter than I planned. 69 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,853 Yeah, well, I said I was sorry, Pam. 70 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,157 But he took silver to me. 71 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,095 You were there, you saw it. Defend me. 72 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,399 I don't know what it is you wanna know... 73 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,300 ...but point me in the direction, and I'll give it to you. 74 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:19,468 I've seen your website. It's quite low rent. 75 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,546 But your clients miss you, Lafayette. 76 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,240 They're wondering if you're ever coming back. 77 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,618 Am I? 78 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:36,589 I'm here because of the V, right? How about I give you the names of everybody I sold to? 79 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,596 And all this time I thought prostitutes were good at keeping secrets. 80 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:42,326 Don't get it twisted, honey cone, I'm a survivor first... 81 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,300 ...a capitalist second, and a bunch of other shit after that. 82 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:46,961 But a hooker, dead last. 83 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,132 So if I got even a Jew-at-an-al-Qaeda-pep-rally shot... 84 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:53,369 ...at getting my black ass out of this motherfucker, I'm taking it. 85 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,446 Now, what you wanna know? 86 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:58,311 The vampire you had your little arrangement with... 87 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,349 ...Eddie Fournier. 88 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:01,911 What happened to him? 89 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,253 I don't know. 90 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,654 I swear to God I don't. 91 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,259 Last time I saw him he was doing real good. 92 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:16,324 But I think he may have been taken by somebody. 93 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:17,929 By whom? 94 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,834 I don't know. I mean, I ain't sure. 95 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:24,474 Well, that's not very forthcoming of you. 96 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:27,807 - Chow, you're up. - No, no. Chill out. Shit. 97 00:07:32,985 --> 00:07:34,213 I think it... 98 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,083 I think it was... 99 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,281 ...Jason Stackhouse. 100 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,323 Jason Stackhouse? 101 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:44,224 Sookie's brother. Could be fun? 102 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:48,089 Fun, yes. But also stupid. 103 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,926 Sookie is too important to us. 104 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,931 That is true. 105 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:55,300 Sadly, this information is of no use to me. 106 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,340 Not now, anyway. 107 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,375 I understand dealers of vampire blood... 108 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:03,481 ...sometimes trade product with one another across state lines. 109 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,380 Any buyers in the Dallas area? 110 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,816 Yes, one. 111 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,512 He never gave me his name though. 112 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,453 I have an e-mail address: 113 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,856 Pussylover9@shemale.com. 114 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:23,330 A friend of mine in the Dallas area, his name is Godric, has gone missing. 115 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,432 Now, while the circumstances of his disappearance are unclear... 116 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,302 ...it stands to reason his blood would be very valuable... 117 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:33,343 ...as he's over twice my age and 10 times the vampire I will ever be. 118 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,140 Oh, Eric, you don't do humble well. 119 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:37,509 I was not being humble, this happens to be true. 120 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:43,115 Your associate, this "pussylover." 121 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:46,255 Has he or she mentioned any new product coming on the market? 122 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:49,155 No. No. 123 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:51,922 And I would tell you. You know that. 124 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,398 Chow, take our guest and lock him back up. 125 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,898 Fuck that! I ain't going back. 126 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,865 - I gave you everything! - You gave me nothing! 127 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,902 I'm not going back! 128 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:02,000 Chow, now. 129 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,603 No! No! 130 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,643 I gave you everything! 131 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:09,042 I gave you everything! 132 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,410 I ain't going back down! No! 133 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,593 Hi there. 134 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:35,434 Luke McDonald. No relation to the restaurant. 135 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,075 Okay. 136 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,609 Any relation to the farm? 137 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:41,975 What farm? 138 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:43,906 Never mind. 139 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,176 Jason Stackhouse. Nice to meet you. 140 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:47,683 You play ball? 141 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,252 Oh, yeah. 142 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,480 What position? 143 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,886 QB one, actually. 144 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,323 Tight end. Second team all-American. 145 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:58,759 I don't doubt it, man. Look at you. You'd make one hell of a target. 146 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,091 I'd have locked onto you. 147 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,893 Yeah, you would have. 148 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,831 Blew my knee out, freshman year at college. 149 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,095 Texas A&M. 150 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,370 You had the scholarship and everything? 151 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,635 Yup. Everything happens for a reason. 152 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,042 If it weren't for my knee, I'd have never found my true calling. 153 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:18,581 And it might have taken me three solid years of Bible study... 154 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,379 ...and abstinence and applying and reapplying to do it... 155 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,351 ...but it was all worth it. 156 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:27,925 It all led me to this moment right here, getting on this here bus. 157 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,854 Yeah. 158 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,390 How about you? 159 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,866 When did you set your heart on going to the leadership conference? 160 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,440 Two days ago. 161 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:43,975 - Two days ago? - Yeah. 162 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:48,136 Well, I didn't know about it till then. I was having breakfast with Steve and Sarah... 163 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,214 ...and they asked me if I wanted to come. 164 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:54,376 You had breakfast with Steve and Sarah? 165 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,952 Yeah. 166 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:58,447 What? 167 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:02,219 I'll tell you what. With luck like yours, maybe some of it will rub off on me. 168 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,919 You wanna bunk together? 169 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:06,360 - Shit, yeah. - Don't say "shit." 170 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,397 - Shit? - No, it's okay. 171 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,331 - Right. - It's okay. Forgive yourself. 172 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,096 Let's sing. 173 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,787 Oh, hey. I was wondering when you were gonna wake up. 174 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,513 Come here. 175 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,119 - What? - You smell nasty and nice... 176 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,956 ...all at the same time. 177 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,064 Okay. 178 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,125 So when I was going to sleep last night... 179 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,964 ...I realized I don't know that much about you. 180 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,606 And I kind of want to before... 181 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:56,346 When it comes to men, I've got a history of putting the cart so far out in front... 182 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:59,814 ...that the horse can't see it. So now I'm just trying to get it right. 183 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,184 You like me, Tara. 184 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,016 - No, I know you do. - Of course I like you. 185 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,125 Take a shower in your sweat, if I could. 186 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,851 Okay. 187 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:13,522 Well, then, I mean, we've known each other for what now, a couple weeks? 188 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:16,463 I mean, people usually take years unloading their baggage. 189 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:20,537 - I'm trying to figure out what's the rush. - The rush is I was just curious. 190 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:25,336 Now I see how bad you want to avoid it, I ain't just curious anymore, I'm worried. 191 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,910 Okay. I don't have a job. 192 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,343 I already figured that out. 193 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,914 Get to the good stuff. 194 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,882 Okay. 195 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:37,650 The day we met... 196 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,816 ...remember I told you I was worse off than you when Maryann found me? 197 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,621 Well, the truth is I was... 198 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,522 ...living under a freeway overpass without a penny in my pocket. 199 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,100 That's a penny I still don't have today, by the way. 200 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,237 I don't care about money. 201 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,337 I spent some time in prison. 202 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,805 What for? 203 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,839 Drugs. 204 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,706 Possession or dealing? 205 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,548 I gotta pick one? 206 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,745 Okay. 207 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,286 Colorful. 208 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:18,790 And I also served some time for armed robbery and assault. 209 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,796 But I got out early on the assault charge for good behavior, so... 210 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,833 That's a plus. 211 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,362 Hey, you wanted to know. 212 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,973 Our own Mary Simmons spoke to the parents... 213 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,912 ...at their home in Shreveport earlier today. 214 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,915 If anyone has seen our daughter... 215 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,520 ...or even if you're the person who took her... 216 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,123 ...she's our first-born. 217 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,125 And she's a goodhearted, smart girl... 218 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:54,358 ...who's never done anything to harm anybody. So please just bring her home. 219 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,434 We just want to see our baby again. 220 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,800 Another harrowing appeal from young Jessica Hamby's mother. 221 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,908 Our hearts and prayers go out to her entire family tonight... 222 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:07,637 ...as I'm sure yours do too. Back to you. 223 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:41,410 And so it is with open arms that Steve and I welcome all of you... 224 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,208 ...to the Light of Day leadership conference. 225 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,352 Tomorrow's leaders today. 226 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:50,716 Amanda will be coming around with your ring of honesty. 227 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,654 Your ring symbolizes the promise... 228 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,453 ...we ask you to keep. - Welcome. 229 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,591 - To us and to yourselves. - Thank you. 230 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,959 That you will always be completely honest and open... 231 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,103 ...while here on this campus. 232 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:10,174 Also, bear in mind that your ring is made out of real silver. 233 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:13,438 So protect it with all your heart. 234 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:17,048 And maybe one day, your ring will protect you. 235 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,650 Die, fangers! 236 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,311 Now, some of you already have friends here... 237 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:26,219 ...but most of you probably don't. And this is nothing to worry about. 238 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:29,054 Because you will all be fast friends... 239 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:33,426 ...as you all have one thing in common. 240 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,591 Because for every one of you... 241 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:42,598 ...today is the day his holy light begins to shine on you. 242 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,010 Amen. 243 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,005 Amen, brother! 244 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,507 - Amen. - That's right, reverend. 245 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,876 Oh, whoopsy darn it. 246 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,488 You'll get the hang of it. 247 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,385 Shoot. 248 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,521 - You're late. - Sorry. 249 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,021 How about me? Am I on time? 250 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,994 I'm gonna go punch in. 251 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:12,565 I was in and out of here so fast last night, I barely got a look at the place. It's... 252 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,672 It's so... 253 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:18,767 Vibrant. 254 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:22,380 Well, thanks for your concern, but there's a big rodeo in Monroe today. 255 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,516 So that's why we're slow. 256 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,878 Well, Tara says the food here is wonderful... 257 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:30,579 ...so let's see what I'm in the mood for. 258 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,356 - My first table. Wish me luck. - You know what, Daphne? I got this one. 259 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,825 - Are you sure? - You just... 260 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,626 You just focus on one thing at a time. Okay? 261 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,168 Any of you guys pick those up the other day? 262 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,740 Stop fucking with me. 263 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,546 Tableside visit from the owner himself. I must be important. 264 00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:57,682 I want you to leave. 265 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,415 You're not really gonna refuse me service, are you? 266 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,385 I mean, after I forgave you a hundred-thousand dollar loan... 267 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,548 ...the least you could do is let me buy myself some lunch. 268 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,021 What can I get you? 269 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,759 I think I will go with... 270 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:20,098 ...the stuffed snapper with the crawfish topping... 271 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,241 ...the blackened rib eye, the red beans and rice... 272 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,640 ...the fried catfish, and... Oh, dear. 273 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:30,248 Now, would it be possible to get the smothered pork chops for lunch... 274 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,112 ...even though it's listed here under the dinner entrées? 275 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,786 Now, how are your...? 276 00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,114 Hallelujah! 277 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,997 That's how you capture the flag. 278 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,596 Luke. 279 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,771 Go, go, go! 280 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,510 - Yeah! - Yeah! 281 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,525 Capture that. 282 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,807 All right, let's see some hustle! 283 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,406 I wanna see a flag get captured. 284 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,138 Here comes Stackhouse. He's back. 285 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,156 Yeah. 286 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:02,102 - I see you. Come on. - Right there. 287 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,031 Yeah! 288 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:06,200 Bring it in, guys. 289 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,508 That's what I'm talking about. 290 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,757 - Hey. - Sookie, what are you doing here? 291 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,793 - I thought it was your day off. - It is. 292 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:28,660 How many times I have to tell you coming in when you don't have to is pathetic? 293 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,029 It's like going to school and visiting teachers. 294 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,730 I didn't come to see my teachers, I came to see you. So come on. 295 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,841 - Take a break. - Sam will be pissed. 296 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,273 - He's always pissed. - When I don't have order... 297 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,776 - I'm losing it, Sam. - Terry, come on. What is this? 298 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,781 It ain't my fault. How the hell am I supposed to read her writing? 299 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,182 Daphne. 300 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,513 Daphne! 301 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,536 Motherfucker. 302 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:24,207 So basically, you're, like, a stepmother to a vampire? 303 00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,241 Okay, you did not just call me that. 304 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,380 - What about you? How have you been? - Oh, Sook. 305 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:34,581 - I'm confused. - About what? 306 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,745 You know I've been living at Maryann's for the last couple weeks? 307 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:38,947 I do. 308 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,388 Well, in a lot of ways, I don't ever wanna leave. 309 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,824 I mean, everything is taken care of for me there. 310 00:22:43,995 --> 00:22:45,895 My bed gets made, my laundry gets done... 311 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,726 ...there's breakfast on the patio served to you by a chef. 312 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:51,425 - Can I move in? - Seriously, right? 313 00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,070 But it scares me too. 314 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:56,605 And maybe that's just because I'm not used to taking and not giving... 315 00:22:56,775 --> 00:23:01,712 ...but something inside me says, "This is weird, Tara. Don't trust it." 316 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,211 What do you think? 317 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,850 Does all this sound too good to be true to you? 318 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:07,848 I think before I answer that... 319 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:11,420 ...I have to tell you I may have a conflict of interest in all this. 320 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,921 - Conflict of interest? - Yeah. 321 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:19,086 See, the main reason I came to see you today was... 322 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:25,426 Tara Thornton, would you like to move in with me? 323 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,601 Really? Are you serious? 324 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,934 Of course I'm serious. It would be so much fun. 325 00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:34,044 We know we get along. When we were kids, you slept over more often than you didn't... 326 00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:36,646 ...and we never wanted to pull each other's hair out. 327 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,613 That's where you're wrong. I was always jealous of your hair. 328 00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,481 - I thought about cutting it while you slept. - You did not. 329 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:44,815 Oh, yes, I did. 330 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:47,117 So...? So, what do you think? 331 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,590 Because I've been trying to get my act together... 332 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,696 ...to move into Gran's room for the past couple weeks... 333 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:56,425 ...and your moving in might be the kick in the butt I need to do it. 334 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:00,730 Daphne! 335 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:03,602 That's right on my feet. How am I supposed to ignore that? 336 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,676 - I'm sorry. - Lf you wanna make it to Bill's tonight... 337 00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:08,972 ...get out of here before Sam asks you to stay. 338 00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:10,478 You're probably right. 339 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,243 Hi, Sam. Bye, Sam. 340 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:19,918 Is this the infamous Sookie? 341 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:21,991 Sookie, Maryann. Maryann, Sookie. 342 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,288 - It's nice to meet you. - Oh, likewise. 343 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,625 Oh, you're very special, you know. 344 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,734 I mean, to have been through everything you have in your life... 345 00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:34,133 ...not to mention the last few weeks, and to emerge from it walking... 346 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,365 ...let alone smiling, it's... 347 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:39,510 Well, it's simply astonishing. 348 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,944 I see what you mean about her, Tara. 349 00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:49,481 She has an old soul, doesn't she? 350 00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:56,027 I'm sorry. I'm usually good at placing people's accents... 351 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,822 ...but yours I can't get a handle on. Where are you from? 352 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,091 Cape Cod. 353 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:04,894 Best potato chips in the world. 354 00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:12,100 Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm running late. 355 00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:16,043 Tara, let me know what you decide about moving in, all right? 356 00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:18,375 Because I think it'd be really great. 357 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:26,718 She asked you to move in with her? That was awfully nice. 358 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:31,295 Yeah, but I don't know what I'm doing, so... 359 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:56,845 No. 360 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:02,727 - Who the fuck are you? - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 361 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,327 Well? 362 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:08,264 It's daytime. Thank you, Jesus. 363 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,128 Thank you, God. You're human, right? 364 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,266 Kind of. But I ain't letting you go, if that's what you're thinking. 365 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,241 Well, look at you. 366 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,741 Not only is you sexy... 367 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:23,642 ...but you can read minds too. That getting me all riled up in my nether regions. 368 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,806 Don't you try and flirt with me. 369 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:30,011 They told me to pay special attention to the faggot drag queen in the basement. 370 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:32,281 Skank-ass bitch, you gonna let me out of here! 371 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:35,858 I do that, I'm good as dead, and you know it. Don't you move. 372 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,587 You ain't gonna shoot me, not with them shaky-ass hands. 373 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,822 You ain't got the stomach for it. 374 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,661 Bitch. 375 00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:46,197 Holy fucker. 376 00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:47,428 I'm sorry. 377 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,169 I'm so fucking sorry. 378 00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:56,737 I hate guns! 379 00:26:58,249 --> 00:27:00,308 Hey! Hey! I'm the one who got shot. 380 00:27:00,485 --> 00:27:03,784 Will you quit screaming and get me a towel before I bleed the fuck out? 381 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,081 Okay. 382 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:06,689 Goddamn. 383 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:08,052 Hurry up! 384 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:10,626 Motherfucker. 385 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:12,362 These are all dirty. 386 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:15,021 Just give me the fucking towel. 387 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:22,904 - Yeah, yeah. All right. - Yeah. 388 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,708 Yeah. 389 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:42,350 Yeah. 390 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:11,948 Praise Jesus. 391 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,354 In his name! 392 00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:28,431 Praise him. 393 00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:35,777 Oh, yeah. 394 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,615 One more! 395 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:47,115 - Praise Jesus! - Thank you, everybody. Honesty. 396 00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:48,725 Honesty, babe. 397 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:52,852 Let's hear it again for our very own Amanda Jane. 398 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,659 - You did very good, honey. - Amen. 399 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,131 - Excellent. - Praise Jesus. 400 00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:01,170 - Honesty. - That was "Jesus Asked Me Out Today." 401 00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:05,139 And it's on her new album, which drops next Tuesday, is that right? 402 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:07,835 Yes. Look for it at Wal-Mart, Target, Costco. 403 00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:11,175 And the single's already available for downloading on iTunes. 404 00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:13,715 So check it out. 405 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:15,315 Thank you. Thank you. 406 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,183 - We love you, Amanda! - Yeah! 407 00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:21,787 You hate to have to follow that. 408 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,825 All right. Go on, go on, sit down. 409 00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:26,930 All right, now, finally tonight, we're gonna wind things down... 410 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:31,797 ...with a little game, which, while fun, should also be instructive. 411 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:35,530 Because as each of you heads out into the world... 412 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:40,007 ...at some point, you will be faced with real-life encounters... 413 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,203 ...with vampire sympathizers. 414 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:44,638 - Traitor! - Un-American! 415 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:45,840 It's just not right! 416 00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:47,985 And we wanna make sure that you're ready. 417 00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:51,247 So, Sarah, honey, can you come on up here, please? 418 00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:56,826 Now, I'm gonna ask my beautiful bride to play the part of the sympathizer. 419 00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,030 Oh, come on, y'all, it's just pretend. 420 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:04,327 And Jason Stackhouse. 421 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:07,369 Why don't you come on up and play the part of the good guy? 422 00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:09,069 Me? 423 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,299 Well, you captured the flag, didn't you? 424 00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,273 - Yeah! - Yeah, Stackhouse! 425 00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:14,968 You the man, Jason! 426 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:17,774 A gutsy guy right there. 427 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,409 Get up there. 428 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,792 Hello? 429 00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:38,396 I just saw my parents on TV. 430 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,162 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 431 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,569 I finally get why they never wanted me to watch it in the first place. 432 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:45,606 It's horrible. 433 00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:49,072 - Where's Bill? - I have no idea. 434 00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:50,578 All he told me was: 435 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:54,582 "Jessica, I have errands to run. Errands which do not require your presence. 436 00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:58,586 So remain here and do your best to stay out of trouble while I'm gone." 437 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,821 And I hate it here. I hate it so much. 438 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,224 Jessica. 439 00:31:14,772 --> 00:31:16,262 I... 440 00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:20,633 - I think I miss them. - Your parents? 441 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:25,242 And my little sister. 442 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:27,213 Who I was always... 443 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,319 ...totally horrible to... 444 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:35,321 ...and I was just such a brat and... 445 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:43,127 - Wait, what's wrong with me? - Sweetie, vampires don't cry regular tears. 446 00:31:43,301 --> 00:31:45,735 So when you cry, you're gonna cry blood from now on. 447 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:48,430 Well, why do you know that and I don't? 448 00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:51,200 I mean, don't you think I should know this about myself? 449 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:53,401 Bill should probably have told you. 450 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,443 Jeez, you think? 451 00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,282 Here's some tissue. 452 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:03,647 Look, I don't know if it helps at all, but I think I kind of know how you feel. 453 00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:05,755 - At least a little. - No, you don't. 454 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,290 I'm not saying it's the same... 455 00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:13,658 ...but I lost my gran a few weeks ago, and she was everything to me. 456 00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:17,130 Everything I knew, and now she's gone. 457 00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:21,766 But grandparents are supposed to die, and you're still alive. 458 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,067 I mean, with me, I'm the one that's dead. 459 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:26,107 It doesn't really matter who's dead. 460 00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:28,402 When people love each other... 461 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:33,710 ...and then suddenly one of them isn't there anymore, it's the distance that hurts. 462 00:32:33,885 --> 00:32:37,150 And the distance is the same no matter who's doing the leaving. 463 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:43,158 What do you do when you feel so far away you can't stand it? 464 00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:48,664 Well, sometimes I'll go into her room and just sit there a spell. 465 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:50,826 That helps? 466 00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:55,063 I don't know why, but just being someplace... 467 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:57,398 ...where she's been... 468 00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:01,209 ...it makes me feel better, at least a little bit. 469 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:09,514 You think maybe you could drive me to my parents' so that I could... 470 00:33:09,687 --> 00:33:11,848 I did not mean to... You know I can't do that. 471 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:15,481 Please. I would just sit in the car, I swear. 472 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,523 All I'm asking is to sit across the street... 473 00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,290 ...and catch a glimpse of them through the window. 474 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,533 Just so I can say goodbye. 475 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:28,138 I'm sorry. It's just not my place. But if you explained it to Bill... 476 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:32,072 ...the same way you just explained it to me, I'm sure he'd take you. 477 00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:34,268 Are you really sure about that? 478 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,039 Because I'm not so sure he would. 479 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,419 - Okay. - Really? 480 00:33:48,593 --> 00:33:51,892 Yes. But we're just driving by, and that's it. 481 00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:55,123 And we should swing by my place and get you a change of clothes... 482 00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:57,824 ...because I am not taking you out in public like that. 483 00:33:58,002 --> 00:33:59,902 Thank you, Sookie. Thank you so, so, much. 484 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:02,005 Oh, don't mention it. 485 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:04,733 To Bill... 486 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:06,570 ...ever. 487 00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:18,422 - I like this one, Dad. - Fine, go try it on. 488 00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:21,615 You look positively lost. 489 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:25,923 Yes, I do feel a little at sea. 490 00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:29,498 I can help you pick something out if you'd like. 491 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:33,103 You're looking for your daughter? 492 00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:36,900 Yes. My daughter, Jessica. 493 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,134 Such a pretty name. 494 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:43,007 What do you think of this? 495 00:34:44,382 --> 00:34:46,782 It's very nice, but I don't think so. 496 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,243 My, we are conservative, aren't we? 497 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:53,584 No, not really. Just old-fashioned. 498 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,157 Don't be silly. 499 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:57,419 You don't look old enough to be old-fashioned. 500 00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:01,156 - Not by a long shot. - You'd be surprised. 501 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:06,096 You're funny. And cold. 502 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:09,669 Well, you're not...? 503 00:35:10,475 --> 00:35:13,672 I am vampire, yes. 504 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,843 Tell you what. 505 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:21,212 Why don't you come with me to the dressing room... 506 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:24,047 ...and I could model this for you? 507 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:28,386 That's very kind of you, but no, thank you. 508 00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:33,492 - You sure, now? - I am. 509 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,294 Good evening, old sport. 510 00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:41,061 Eric? 511 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,936 It's the new me. 512 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:45,933 You like? 513 00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:49,603 I do. Very much. 514 00:35:51,749 --> 00:35:53,614 Okay. 515 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:01,889 We need to talk. 516 00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:06,018 Listen, lady, if you're gonna give them all the rights normal people have... 517 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:09,257 ...then how am I supposed to protect my sweet little girl... 518 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:13,199 ...from any vampire who wants to just fly on in and marry her? 519 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:15,271 - Yeah. - You have a daughter? 520 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:18,499 Well, I was a pretty bad boy... 521 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,702 ...up until the Light of Day leadership conference. 522 00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:26,683 So, yeah, it's entirely possible that I could. 523 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,319 Well, I don't give a hoot about your daughter. 524 00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:32,149 In fact, nothing you say about vampire rights... 525 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,416 ...is gonna change my mind. 526 00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:35,752 Because... 527 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:42,198 ...I am a vampire. 528 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:11,227 Hey! 529 00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:14,860 I'm so sorry. 530 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,362 It's okay. 531 00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:22,304 Hey, you all right? 532 00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:26,433 - It's okay. - You all right? 533 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:28,310 Yeah. 534 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,949 I got another deluxe, I can't guarantee that it's cooked. 535 00:37:37,121 --> 00:37:41,023 Oh, honey, you are sweating like a ice-water pitcher. 536 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:44,355 I'm feeling the pressure, Arlene. I don't like feeling the pressure. 537 00:37:44,528 --> 00:37:46,018 Well, when was your last break? 538 00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:48,089 I ain't taken one. 539 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,359 I'm coming around there. 540 00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:53,002 Daphne, order up! 541 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,134 Fucking... 542 00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,243 - Give me your tongs. - I'm fine. 543 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,744 Give me your tongs. 544 00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:05,815 Taking a break. 545 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,186 Be a doll, take that out to Table 4 for me. 546 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:12,015 Okay. Which one's Table 4 again? 547 00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:17,692 Well, I'll find it. I'll find it. 548 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,723 - She ain't working out. - Nope. 549 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:25,198 It's funny. Most of these orders are going out to Table 4. 550 00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:28,331 What the hell's going on at Table 4? 551 00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:37,471 Miss, miss. I think you're looking for me. 552 00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,343 I'd have stood there all night if you hadn't noticed me. 553 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:43,851 - So thanks. - Are you new here? 554 00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:45,045 How could you tell? 555 00:38:45,222 --> 00:38:48,714 Because you care about doing a good job. Now, you just keep on caring... 556 00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:51,293 ...and one day you will be the best at what you do. 557 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:52,486 That's my advice. 558 00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:08,136 Don't you think you've had enough? 559 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:09,779 I know what you're thinking. 560 00:39:10,548 --> 00:39:12,379 Nine years sober. 561 00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,279 Why give it all up? 562 00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:17,353 Well, what I got to say to that is... 563 00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:19,187 ...why the hell not? 564 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:23,555 Because the people in this town don't need to see you this way. 565 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:27,193 The people in this town don't see me. 566 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,889 Not for what I really am. 567 00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:33,469 Well, how about you quit feeling sorry for yourself and suck it up? 568 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:36,535 You want respect from people, start by respecting yourself. 569 00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:39,465 Bud took me off a case, Sam. 570 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:43,101 I don't know about you, but in my book that's a capital demotion. 571 00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:45,241 Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't know that. 572 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:48,214 I'll get back on the right path tomorrow, but tonight just... 573 00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:50,552 ...don't cut me off, all right? 574 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,621 No problem. 575 00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:58,926 One of the things I set out to do when I opened up here... 576 00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:01,792 ...was to have a place where you could come, get a drink... 577 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:04,434 ...nobody would bother you to dance. 578 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,371 I am with you there. 579 00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,802 I hate to dance. 580 00:40:10,307 --> 00:40:14,710 This one time, I was in a club in Shreveport... 581 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,143 ...and I actually had a woman tell me... 582 00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:20,943 ...I looked like a epileptic on meth. 583 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:23,979 Never again, Sam. 584 00:40:24,855 --> 00:40:25,947 Never again. 585 00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:25,170 The sheriff of Area 9 in Texas has gone missing. 586 00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:26,644 Have you heard about that? 587 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:30,480 I hadn't, but I know the vampire of whom you speak. His name is Godric, correct? 588 00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,212 Indeed. 589 00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:36,217 It goes without saying he needs to be found. 590 00:41:36,393 --> 00:41:38,884 Which is where Sookie comes in. 591 00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:40,458 No. 592 00:41:40,631 --> 00:41:44,727 As she's yours, I'm asking your permission to take her with me to Dallas. 593 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:47,094 Eric, you can do whatever you want with me... 594 00:41:47,271 --> 00:41:49,967 ...but I am not putting her in this position anymore. 595 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:53,075 I cannot and will not allow you to bring her into these matters. 596 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,735 We made a deal, your human and I. 597 00:41:55,913 --> 00:42:00,316 That if I didn't kill anyone, she would work for me as often as I like. 598 00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:03,743 Now, you remember this, don't you? You were there. 599 00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:08,051 Taking her across state lines is a far cry from taking her to Fangtasia for the evening. 600 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:12,156 I'm only asking your permission out of respect. 601 00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:14,889 If I want her, I can simply take her. 602 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:20,394 Is "no" your final answer? 603 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:21,963 It is. 604 00:42:24,441 --> 00:42:26,534 Poorly played, Bill. 605 00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:37,843 Here, this is it. Across the street. 606 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,288 My daddy won't be home yet... 607 00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:50,733 ...but my mama and sister should be there. 608 00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:57,902 Jessica? 609 00:42:58,342 --> 00:42:59,934 Yeah? 610 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:05,146 I'm sorry. 611 00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:11,086 Well, why are you crying? 612 00:43:11,555 --> 00:43:14,023 Because I did this to you. 613 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,724 If Bill hadn't... 614 00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,095 I took your life away... 615 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:23,165 ...and I know there's no way you'll ever be able to forgive me. 616 00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:24,858 It's not even right to ask. 617 00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:31,065 But I had no idea it was gonna lead to this. 618 00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:35,644 I don't blame you, Sookie. 619 00:43:36,814 --> 00:43:39,339 How's that even possible? 620 00:43:39,516 --> 00:43:40,608 There's my sister. 621 00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:43,247 Jessica! 622 00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:47,050 Jessica! Get back in the car! 623 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:48,714 Hello? 624 00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:50,883 You promised. 625 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,660 Fault: Front door. 626 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:55,658 Jessica. 627 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:57,664 Momma. 628 00:43:58,502 --> 00:43:59,992 Don't cry. 629 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:07,542 - Oh, hey, Eden. - Where were you? 630 00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,975 It doesn't matter. Just call your father... 631 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:13,014 ...and tell him that Jessica's home. 632 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:17,752 Momma, I'd like to introduce you to my... 633 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:20,482 My friend. This is Sookie. 634 00:44:21,558 --> 00:44:23,185 Hello, Sookie. 635 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,554 Thank you. 636 00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:26,958 Thank you so much for bringing her back. 637 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:28,189 You're welcome. 638 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,901 Aren't you gonna invite us in? 639 00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:35,732 What? No, no, we can't stay. 640 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:38,073 Honey, your arm's like ice. 641 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:40,772 Come on in and I'll make you some tea. 642 00:44:40,944 --> 00:44:42,172 Come on. 643 00:44:55,426 --> 00:44:57,951 What just walked through that door? 644 00:44:58,128 --> 00:44:59,686 Trouble. 645 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,592 - Hey, Tara. - Eggs, I'm working. 646 00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:03,960 I know. And I'm sorry. I got something to say... 647 00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:06,625 ...and I want you to hear me out. - I'll hear you out. 648 00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:09,068 Jane Bodehouse. You are a crazy-ass drunk... 649 00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,730 ...but normally you wait for some loser to hit on you. 650 00:45:11,909 --> 00:45:14,343 What the hell has gotten into you? 651 00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:16,713 I don't know. 652 00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:21,479 Okay. What? 653 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:26,756 All right, listen. 654 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:28,858 My dad left us when I was a little kid. 655 00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:31,153 So I don't remember shit about him except this. 656 00:45:31,328 --> 00:45:34,195 He used to always say, "You can't get what you want in life... 657 00:45:34,364 --> 00:45:37,629 ...so in order to get it, you have to appear not to want it." 658 00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:40,363 Well, I say fuck that. 659 00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:45,070 I wanna be with you, Tara, and I refuse to pretend I don't. 660 00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:51,312 Detective Bellefleur, you come dance with me. 661 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:52,779 I don't dance. 662 00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:56,311 With me you do. Come on. Come on! 663 00:45:56,487 --> 00:46:00,719 What the hell. It's my last night drinking. 664 00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:08,592 You think you walk on water, don't you? 665 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:12,965 I'm pretty sure that was Moses. 666 00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:14,867 No, it was Jesus. 667 00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:16,665 Moses parted the Red Sea. 668 00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:20,968 And what the hell was the deal with you snapping the American flag in half... 669 00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:25,741 ...like you some Muslim Buffy with a dick? That's all kinds of messed up. 670 00:46:26,016 --> 00:46:28,780 Well, I'm sorry you didn't like it, Mac, but everyone else... 671 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:32,046 Your being here is a joke, Stackhouse. 672 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,281 They may not see it now, but they will. 673 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,290 Day one might have went to you. 674 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:40,089 Day two belongs to the Luke-inator. 675 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:50,163 Die, fanger! 676 00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:54,674 - Vampire sympathizer. - Jason Stackhouse, you're a tool of Satan. 677 00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:56,877 You brought me Tru Blood. 678 00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:59,277 - Traitor. - Turn your back on Jesus. 679 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:01,212 Just drink. 680 00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:02,579 Jason Stackhouse. 681 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:05,921 They may not see it now, but they will. 682 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,453 Goddamn it. 683 00:48:14,157 --> 00:48:17,752 - What the fuck is going on out there? - I don't know what you're talking about. 684 00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:21,659 I'm talking about the dancing and the people nearly having sex on the pool table? 685 00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:25,324 I don't know what to tell you. People came back from the rodeo in a good mood? 686 00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:29,632 Damn it, Maryann, this is my bar, these are my people, this is my town! 687 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:35,071 Don't do that. I've seen you do that before. 688 00:48:35,712 --> 00:48:36,736 Maryann. 689 00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:42,678 Stop it. You can't... 690 00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:56,127 Abracadabra, Sam. 691 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:59,667 What I just did to you, I can do anytime, anywhere. 692 00:48:59,836 --> 00:49:02,737 So unless you want your customers to know your little secret... 693 00:49:02,906 --> 00:49:05,170 ...you better think twice before you threaten me. 694 00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:07,435 Do we understand each other? 695 00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:11,179 I don't normally cuss, but you have completely fucked me here. 696 00:49:11,348 --> 00:49:14,943 I know, and I'm sorry, but I swear it was like it wasn't even me doing it. 697 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:17,678 It must be all those new vampire impulse-control issues. 698 00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:19,378 Fuck your impulse-control issues. 699 00:49:19,556 --> 00:49:22,389 Here's some sandwiches. Mom's still making tea. 700 00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:23,583 Oh, thanks, Eden. 701 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,660 - Thank you. - Eden, you already had dinner. 702 00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:28,491 - Don't touch those sandwiches. - You're pretty. 703 00:49:28,665 --> 00:49:30,690 Why, that's awful nice of you. 704 00:49:30,867 --> 00:49:33,028 And you're very pretty yourself. 705 00:49:33,203 --> 00:49:35,262 No, I'm not. 706 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:36,633 Got a problem with hair. 707 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,742 Fault: Front door. 708 00:49:55,692 --> 00:49:57,683 - How could you do this? - Daddy. 709 00:49:58,061 --> 00:50:00,552 Do you have any idea what you put your mother through? 710 00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:03,859 - Why, Jessica? You tell me why! - Mr. Hamby! 711 00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:05,661 Or I will make you tell me! 712 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:09,135 Go ahead, Daddy. Get your belt. 713 00:50:12,442 --> 00:50:16,208 But this time, I'll be ready for you. 714 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:22,819 How much blood do you think he's lost? 715 00:50:22,986 --> 00:50:25,079 Oh, I still think he has something to offer. 716 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:29,214 I hate to let it all go to waste like this. Seems a shame we have to wait for Eric. 717 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:32,385 Yeah, maybe one day you'll be sheriff and you can make the rules. 718 00:50:32,562 --> 00:50:34,792 - I doubt that. - Me too. 719 00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,690 Sorry to keep you waiting for so long. 720 00:50:38,902 --> 00:50:40,460 How's the leg? 721 00:50:40,637 --> 00:50:42,901 It's shitty. Thanks for asking. 722 00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:47,134 After all your proclamations about what a model prisoner you were going to be... 723 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:48,607 ...you had to try to escape. 724 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:52,271 - You were gonna kill me anyway, right? - Well, now you'll never know. 725 00:50:53,116 --> 00:50:55,084 So, what's it gonna be, Lafayette? 726 00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:58,619 Would you like the leg to kill you, or would you prefer us to do it? 727 00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:00,780 I'm gonna go with plan C. 728 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,458 There's a plan C? 729 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:05,891 Make me a vampire. 730 00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:08,489 I beg your pardon? 731 00:51:08,665 --> 00:51:11,327 And you can put me to work in the bar. 732 00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:14,334 I'm a good dancer. You seen it on my site. 733 00:51:14,504 --> 00:51:20,170 Shit, I'll get up there and move Earth and heaven, go-go style. 734 00:51:21,344 --> 00:51:24,404 You are aware there's a gaping hole in your leg? 735 00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:25,809 You're damaged goods. 736 00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:28,143 Not if you turn me. 737 00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:29,444 I'll be good as ever. 738 00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:34,279 Look, I'm already a person... 739 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:38,952 ...of poor moral character, so I'll hit the ground running. 740 00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:42,792 And I damn near glamour people already. 741 00:51:42,966 --> 00:51:47,733 Give me what y'all got, and it's on and cracking. 742 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:51,339 Not only will I be a badass vampire... 743 00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:56,142 ...but I'll be your badass vampire. 744 00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:59,711 - Interesting. - Yeah? 745 00:51:59,883 --> 00:52:02,477 I'll take it under advisement. 746 00:52:04,221 --> 00:52:05,745 Pam? 747 00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:07,613 Chow? 748 00:52:09,092 --> 00:52:11,219 Chow time. 749 00:52:18,835 --> 00:52:21,326 How could you let some bloodsucker bite you like that? 750 00:52:21,505 --> 00:52:25,464 - Mr. Hamby! - I didn't let anybody do anything to me. 751 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,769 But, oh, am I glad he did. 752 00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:32,040 Because now I get to homeschool you in what it's like to be scared. 753 00:52:32,616 --> 00:52:34,015 Jessica! Stop! 754 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:36,744 Jesus Christ, Sookie. Would you shut the fuck up? 755 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,912 - Are you okay? - Baby, please. This isn't you. 756 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:43,389 You don't know the first thing about me. You're too dumb to know anything. 757 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,289 - Jessica! - Oh, what? 758 00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:48,488 She is dumb. She's dumber than a sack full of hammers... 759 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:50,223 ...and he's as mean as a snake. 760 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,733 And that's the way it's always gonna be around here. 761 00:52:58,341 --> 00:52:59,740 So I am ending it. 762 00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:02,071 Right here, right now. 763 00:53:02,245 --> 00:53:04,372 And I am doing it with your belt. 764 00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:12,651 - Daddy? - It's okay, baby. 765 00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:21,788 Don't worry. This will only hurt for a minute. 766 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,858 - Fault: Front door. - Bill! 767 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,195 Jessica, let him go. 768 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:28,530 - But... - As your maker, I command you. 769 00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:30,764 God help us. 770 00:53:31,241 --> 00:53:32,902 - Thank God you're here. - Shut up. 771 00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:36,737 Now, someone who lives here must invite me in. 772 00:53:36,913 --> 00:53:39,143 No, don't, he's one of them. He'll kill us all. 773 00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:41,546 - No, he won't. He's not like that. - You. 774 00:53:42,118 --> 00:53:43,813 Little girl. 775 00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:45,579 Come here. 776 00:53:45,822 --> 00:53:47,084 - Eden. - Come back here! 777 00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:49,088 Eden, don't. 778 00:53:52,362 --> 00:53:53,386 Good girl. 779 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,630 Now, you listen to me. 780 00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:57,824 I'm here to protect you. 781 00:53:58,802 --> 00:54:02,067 You and your mother and your father. 782 00:54:02,772 --> 00:54:04,797 I am your friend. 783 00:54:05,508 --> 00:54:07,999 So you just invite me in... 784 00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:10,942 ...and I can make everything stop. 785 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,511 You can? 786 00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:16,816 Yes. 787 00:54:18,321 --> 00:54:19,754 Won't you please come in, sir? 788 00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:23,593 - I'm sorry. - Get the hell out of here. 789 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,819 - Bill. - Now, so I can clean up your mess. 790 00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:27,759 - Please don't kill them. - This is your fault. 791 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:29,831 Now, get the hell out of here. 792 00:54:30,305 --> 00:54:36,469 Professional Translation Services www.gts-translation.com 60374

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