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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:12,904 Sookie, are you okay? 2 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:15,414 You want some water? 3 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:17,444 Four? 4 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,346 You're sure you found four bodies? 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:23,888 - We shouldn't even be telling you this. - Andy, not now. Not with me. 6 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,721 There's four sets of remains inside four coffins. 7 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:29,123 - Oh, my God. - We can't let you go in there. 8 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:33,231 Andy, if you don't take your hands off me right now, I swear to God, I will kill you. 9 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,265 Sweetheart, you don't wanna come up here. 10 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,995 Jiminy Christmas. 11 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,704 - That's what happens to vampires? - Evidently. 12 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,532 Plus, we got three more. 13 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,008 I hope you skipped breakfast. 14 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:49,342 Sookie, did Bud send you up here to make an ID? Because... 15 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:53,950 Sookie, you okay? 16 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:01,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 17 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,472 Bill Compton. 18 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:35,985 To leave a voice message, press one or just wait... 19 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,308 Shit. 20 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,614 Mama, it's not even 8. 21 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:10,586 Good morning, baby. Did I wake you? I'm almost done. Just a couple more loads. 22 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,392 - Well, these are half full. - Useless to me. 23 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,425 Just fuel for demon fire. 24 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:17,995 The bottle kept him alive for 40 years. 25 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:22,430 As long as I keep the stuff out of my house, he ain't never coming back. 26 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:25,002 - Let's see how long you can keep it up. - Forever. 27 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,571 Gotta be. I'm down to my last chance. 28 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,401 You didn't have a drink today? 29 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:32,340 Didn't need one. Didn't even want one. 30 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,812 - Is that maple syrup? - Check the kitchen. 31 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,348 I made hoecakes. 32 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,785 Are you serious? 33 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:49,360 - I haven't had hoecakes since... - Since your grandmama was alive. 34 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,929 I always could make them, just never did. 35 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,032 The demon never let me. 36 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,972 - You made these with bacon grease. - It's the only way. 37 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,177 You eat, baby girl. 38 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:14,149 I got me some more devil juice to take out. 39 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:27,560 Goddamn. 40 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:29,761 You... 41 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,730 You are not like anybody I ever met. 42 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:37,171 I was just gonna say the same thing. 43 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,741 Jesus. 44 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:43,109 It felt like the whole world came together. 45 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:48,084 Me, you, the bed, the house. We were all one big giant... 46 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:49,346 Organism. 47 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:52,980 Yeah, mine was huge. 48 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,228 I never knew vamp blood could do something like this to you. 49 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,093 You know what? 50 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,559 Neither did I. I mean... 51 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:06,330 ...l've had V partners before, but this was... 52 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:09,373 ...on a totally different planet. 53 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,136 You're an extraordinary being. 54 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,810 Well, what's that supposed to mean? 55 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,418 I mean, in some ways, we barely know each other, right? But you felt that. 56 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:22,748 Tell me that that wasn't just me. We tapped into each other. 57 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,891 No, no, no, I felt it. We tapped. 58 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:30,587 There's something old and good and wise deep down in you. 59 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:33,891 - I have to know that person. - Come on, cut it out. 60 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,797 Nobody who knows me has ever called me wise. 61 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,937 Then nobody really knows you. 62 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:46,276 Are you blushing? 63 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,910 I don't want you to go. 64 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:58,348 Well, I was planning on just burning through... 65 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,924 ...but if you have a place for me to crash... 66 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,756 ...then for you, I might just stick around... 67 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:07,263 ...for a little bit. - Stay. Stay with me. 68 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,793 I don't wanna ever leave this bed. 69 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:13,905 Let's just screw and do V until we starve. 70 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:18,172 Sure. Okay. But, I mean, let's hold off on the screwing. 71 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,710 I'm a respectable girl. 72 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,279 What? 73 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:23,975 Oh, did I hurt you? 74 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:27,278 I'm sorry if I got carried away, it was just so amazing. 75 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:29,978 No, no. Jason, we didn't have sex. 76 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,617 - What do you call what we been doing? - We were together... 77 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:39,458 ...on V, deeper than I've ever felt with anybody ever before. 78 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:42,032 But physically, we barely touched. 79 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,768 - No. No, that's not possible. - I promise. 80 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,996 Look. Panties still on. 81 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:57,609 - What the fuck? - I told you. 82 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:00,218 It's better than sex. 83 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,462 Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing? 84 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,895 Stop with the J.C. I'm cleaning, what does it look like? 85 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,467 - Watch your feet. I just waxed. - I hope you mean the floor. 86 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,067 Can I help you? 87 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,299 I'm up to my elbows in Easy-Off. 88 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,635 - My mama made me hoecakes this morning. - So? 89 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,246 She cooked me breakfast. 90 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,905 When's the last time you saw my mama lift a finger... 91 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,643 ...for anything besides Mad Dog 20/20? 92 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:37,221 We went into the woods to get a $445 hoodoo exorcism last night. 93 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,382 - You do not wanna get me started on that. - My grandmother's dead. 94 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,223 At least you got someone. You ever think about what's happening... 95 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:47,798 ...with others before you barge in on them? - Sorry. I didn't me... 96 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,832 Oh, my God, are those fang marks? 97 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:53,301 So what? It means someone cared for me when everyone else left me. 98 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,907 No wonder you're crazy. A vampire made a meal of you. 99 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:59,135 Why am I the only person that doesn't think vampires are monsters? 100 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:03,214 They drink our blood. What's to say Bill won't leave you once he's had his fill? 101 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:06,715 Do you have any idea what I've been through today? A friend would ask. 102 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:10,014 Don't tell me how to be your friend. I'm the only one you got, goddamn... 103 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:11,747 - Lord's name in vain. - Fuck off. 104 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,791 Get out of my house! I've gotten very good at losing people. 105 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:18,397 - You are only making it easier for me. - Bitch, I don't even wanna be here. 106 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:22,227 If you are hell-bent on being alone in this world, I ain't gonna stop you. 107 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,570 Oh, man. 108 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:39,582 I wanna not have sex with you again so bad, you don't even know. 109 00:08:39,752 --> 00:08:42,482 I think I got some idea. 110 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,082 But that V that we did was the last I had. 111 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:50,286 - Where do we score some more? - When we need more, we'll go get it. 112 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,329 Don't be greedy. We'll be okay for a while. 113 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,526 - Just eat your breakfast. - You sure you don't want some? 114 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,968 - Pepperoni and sausage. - No, thank you. I only eat organic. 115 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:04,405 The cleaner my body is, the more intensely I feel the V. 116 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,646 Why do you have two televisions in the same room? 117 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:12,773 The bottom one's busted. I just keep it because it was my parents'. 118 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,252 Can I ask you how they died? 119 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,924 Yeah... 120 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,418 ...I don't like to talk about it. - Okay. 121 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:27,726 It was a flash flood. 122 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:31,034 They were caught on the bridge by the Parish Road... 123 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:32,795 ...and got swept out in the river. 124 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,306 My little sister and I... 125 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:38,341 ...were staying at our gran's while they went out. 126 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:42,447 They didn't think I could look after Sookie by myself, even though I was almost 11. 127 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:51,083 Sometimes I think, if I was a better kid... 128 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,919 ...they wouldn't have had to drop us off at Gran's. 129 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:58,496 Then they wouldn't have been on the bridge at the exact point when... 130 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:05,361 - So your grandma raised you after that? - Yeah, I moved back here... 131 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:11,102 ...when I was 18, even though Gran would have rather kept an eye on me. 132 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,570 Yeah, she passed too. 133 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:17,079 - Last week. - Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 134 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,149 Goddamn. 135 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,176 I don't mean to be spilling. 136 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,118 - I never do this. - You never talk about things... 137 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,815 ...with anybody? You don't talk to your sister? 138 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,961 Least of all her. 139 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,618 She brings out the worst in me. 140 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:35,165 We had this big fight after Gran died and I hit her. 141 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,097 I tell you... 142 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,995 ...I am... 143 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,797 ...the worst brother in the world. 144 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,640 That's ridiculous. 145 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,110 I've seen who you are inside. 146 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,306 I've been there. 147 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:56,249 - And you're good, Jason. - No. 148 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,891 Do you hear me? 149 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,436 She's a beauty. You want it for your office? 150 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,207 No. 151 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,543 We'll put it over the bar. 152 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:30,621 - Drunks like talking to the animals. - Hey, check it out. 153 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,553 Possum prick. 154 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,150 - Where'd you get that? - Shot one last week. 155 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:38,990 Was gonna stuff it but I left it out. It got to raining and three days later... 156 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,690 ...ain't nothing left but possum sludge and bones. 157 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,030 I saved this, though. Possums have a two-pronged penis. 158 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,638 - It's supposed to bring good luck. - Yeah. 159 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,605 Hey, Terry, let's keep that story between us. 160 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:53,506 The girls might get the wrong idea. 161 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,877 Hey, Sam. 162 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,185 What was you doing out this morning? 163 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,083 - Why? - You wouldn't have been... 164 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:08,624 ...running through the woods without no clothes on, would you? 165 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,354 - Why would I do that? - I don't know. 166 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,259 That's why I'm asking. 167 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:15,423 I was out fishing and I could have swore... 168 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:19,332 ...I saw you blazing buck-naked through the trees. 169 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,868 No, it wasn't me. I was working on my car. 170 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,513 It looked an awful lot like you. 171 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,810 Except you wear clothes. 172 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,784 I don't know. 173 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,057 Maybe I'm seeing things again. 174 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:46,324 Except usually when I see people who ain't there, it's... It's... 175 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,467 - It's the insurgents. - Yeah. 176 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,333 Yeah. 177 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,131 Only this fella I saw, he didn't look like no insurgent. 178 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,773 But you said he was running, though, huh? 179 00:12:56,876 --> 00:13:00,710 Plenty of cover in the trees. How could you tell for sure? 180 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,980 Hey, I believe you saw what you saw. 181 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,209 I just don't know why anyone would run naked through the woods... 182 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,910 ...in broad daylight. - Yeah. 183 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,181 Maybe you're right. 184 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,618 Shoot. 185 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,824 I hate being this way, Sam. 186 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,661 It's all right, buddy. 187 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,424 Come on. 188 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,131 We're a long way from Fallujah. 189 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,744 Sookie. 190 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:22,547 No, not the neck. 191 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,888 Where the hell is Sookie today? 192 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,798 Here you go, honey. Sorry it took so long. 193 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,268 Intense. 194 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:51,432 All these animals on the wall, it's like a natural history museum. 195 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,573 - I never noticed them. - How could you not? 196 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:59,514 Every one of these animals lived a life full of experiences that we can't even imagine. 197 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,949 Does it weird you out? We could go someplace else. 198 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,988 No. I mean, everyone has to eat, right? 199 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:08,820 We're all links on the universal food chain. 200 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:13,454 See? Squirrel eats nuts, snake eats the squirrel, gator eats the snake. 201 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,565 And we can eat pretty much anything we want. 202 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,259 It's the circle of life. 203 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,701 Jesus Christ. I wanna lick your mind. 204 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,171 Let's have lunch first. 205 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,237 Order up. 206 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:34,880 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know I'm late. - Sookie, listen, I heard about the fire. 207 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,046 - I'm real, real sorry. How you holding up? - He's alive. 208 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,450 - What? - Bill. 209 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:43,117 They said four bodies. I thought Bill was one of them. 210 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,458 - He wasn't? - No, he's fine. In fact... 211 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:47,724 ...he's wonderful. 212 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,395 That must be quite a relief for you. 213 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:55,302 You have no idea. Anyways, no need to worry about me. I'm great. 214 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,644 Sweetie, where you been? I'm up to my eyeballs in tickets. 215 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,271 Arlene, you look so beautiful today. 216 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:08,776 I love you, even if you are a bigot sometimes. 217 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:13,047 - What's with her? - Bill's alive. 218 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:16,490 - What? But I thought... - I know. So did I. 219 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:17,822 Order up. 220 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,987 I'm coming. Hold your horses. 221 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,828 He got my message that something bad might be brewing, so he spent the night... 222 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,970 ...in the graveyard. - Doesn't it get cold? 223 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,662 No, he was in the ground. 224 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,139 So after I couldn't find him, then hearing about those four bodies... 225 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:35,110 ...at that burnt-up house, you can imagine what I was going through. 226 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,545 - I mean, that must have been terrible. - Oh, you don't know. 227 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:42,153 They said there was only three vampires that come in here the other night. 228 00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:45,381 - Who's the fourth body? - Some poor fangbanger, they're saying now. 229 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,651 Some vampires like to keep a human around for sex... 230 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,419 ...and blood. 231 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,326 I'll get your Cokes. 232 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,231 - Thought you said "order up." - I did. New girl took them. 233 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:01,963 New girl? 234 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,734 BLT, cheeseburger, well-done, fried egg on white, hot wings... 235 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,675 ...smoked sausage... 236 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,910 ...tuna melt... 237 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,314 ...and the chicken fried steak must be for you. 238 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:18,923 - Thank you. We've got a four-top open. - Isn't she something? 239 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:23,928 - She's with you. - I know you're pissed at me but... 240 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,021 ...I really want you to like her. 241 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,460 Sorry about that. You looked really swamped... 242 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,298 ...and the natives were getting restless so... 243 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:37,135 You're Jason's sister, right? It's... I've heard so much about you. 244 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,072 - Who are you? - My name's Amy. 245 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,041 - Amy Burley. I'm with Jason. - With me. 246 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:45,149 And you must be Arlene with the beautiful red hair. It's so nice to meet you. 247 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,046 How'd you know all the table numbers? 248 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:50,052 Well, I waited tables in college so I just assumed clockwise. 249 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,020 You know, Table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 250 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,492 And I think the guys at Table 5 like you because they left you a really nice tip. 251 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,857 Sam, I think we might have found a replacement for Dawn. 252 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,591 Looks like you did too. 253 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,009 What? 254 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,549 Don't you touch that, sweetie pie. Mama'll take care of all the laundry. 255 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:24,155 Oh, my goodness. Lettie Mae, ain't she the spitting image of you. 256 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,756 That's a compliment. 257 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,188 Tara Mae, you remember Mable Simpkins, don't you? 258 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,157 - Yeah, from the church. - That's right. 259 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,957 And why don't we see your smiling face there no more? 260 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:37,033 - Because I stopped going. - Oh, well, it's never too late to come back. 261 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:40,433 Lettie Mae left us for two years and we welcomed her back today... 262 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,767 ...like she had never gone. - I heard the call. 263 00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:47,207 The good Lord said, "Lettie Mae, you been away too long. Your church needs you." 264 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,006 You should have heard her testify. 265 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,581 The entire congregation was filled with the spirit. 266 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,618 - Yeah, I bet she was full of it. - Your mama's an inspiration to us all. 267 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,414 - Glory to God. - Amen. 268 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,486 Girl, why don't you come to Bible group on Tuesday? 269 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,719 Got plenty of nice young men and fruit punch. 270 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,295 A little religion do you a world of good, baby girl. 271 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,797 Shit. Are you even listening to what you're saying? 272 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:12,027 You can lie to yourself and everyone else but when you go to bed... 273 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,536 ...you are just as fucked up and miserable as I am. 274 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:17,004 And going to church and wearing a crazy-ass hat... 275 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:19,040 ...ain't gonna make you a better person. 276 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,641 She got a demon in her. 277 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:25,009 My granddaughter had a demon in her. 278 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,174 They everywhere. 279 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:31,118 No, sure, I understand. No, it's no problem. 280 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,485 Okay, baby. Bye-bye. 281 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,730 Every time I get a night off, my babysitter falls through on me. 282 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:43,427 You know, I like kids, Arlene. 283 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,736 Doughnuts too. 284 00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:51,501 Maybe if you brought a lady friend along. Lisa likes a female in the house. 285 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,907 I ain't had a lady friend since I come home. 286 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:57,177 Well, that's some bad luck for you, I guess. 287 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,084 Did something happen there... 288 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,381 ...that you been keeping to yourself? 289 00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:07,525 Because you could talk to me, you know, if you're wanting to. 290 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:13,327 No, I'd just as soon sit here and listen at you. 291 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,692 I like your voice. 292 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,699 And your clavicles. 293 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,705 I've been admiring your necklace all day. 294 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:27,709 Oh, thanks, it's a lariat. I made it. 295 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,405 You make jewelry? 296 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:35,042 It's a easy way to earn extra money. I can make you one, if you want. 297 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:40,585 Thanks, but I don't think my boyfriend much likes silver. 298 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:46,590 - You know my brother's a dog, don't you? - I'm sorry? 299 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:51,327 He's all charm and smiles in the beginning, but the second he gets tired of you... 300 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,130 ...he's gonna stop calling. 301 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:56,399 Before you know it, he's off with some other floozy. 302 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,676 Not... Not that you are one. 303 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:03,940 But trust me, it's as regular as the seasons. 304 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:07,244 You seem like a sweet girl. I don't want you to get hurt. 305 00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:14,953 You know, I don't think Jason's realized even half of what he's going to be. 306 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:20,298 I wouldn't be so quick to judge. I think you might be surprised at what he's capable of. 307 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:30,171 - Hey, Sookie, I been meaning to talk to you. - What's the matter? 308 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:34,836 I've just been a mess lately. You know, with the kids and the double shifts... 309 00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:38,278 ...and Rene and everything, it's been awful hard. 310 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:44,013 And I've probably said some things that I don't mean, but that's the pressure talking. 311 00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,521 I love you like my own sister. 312 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,022 And you know that, right? 313 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:51,458 I appreciate that. Thank you. 314 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:55,632 And sure, I'll babysit your kids tonight. 315 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,368 - I didn't... I mean... - I heard you talking to Terry. 316 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,733 I'm a better choice. 317 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,435 We'll drop them off at 8. 318 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:09,306 Rene's taking me to Ruston to see that Oak Ridge Boys tribute band. 319 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,642 Fun. 320 00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:27,421 You look mighty pretty tonight, Tara. That's a nice color on you. 321 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,999 - Fuck you. - I'm sorry, w... 322 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:31,795 Was that sexist? 323 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,234 Tara, may I have a word with you? 324 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:36,373 In my office. 325 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:44,938 Hey, I get it. You said yourself hiring me might not work out. I piss people off. 326 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:46,515 If you wanna fire me, fire me. 327 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,312 - I totally understand. - No. 328 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,888 You and I are the only ones who get it. 329 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:56,119 It's everybody else who's fucking themselves up. 330 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:11,101 Doesn't it get old for you? 331 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:14,871 I mean, you've been doing it for over a hundred years. 332 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:17,378 Doesn't it get predictable? 333 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:20,010 Not with you, it doesn't. 334 00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:23,979 You're entirely different. 335 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:28,915 And the beauty and the tragedy of it is... 336 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,888 Is that you don't know just how different you are. 337 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:38,263 Please tell me if I'm doing something wrong. 338 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:43,205 There's nothing more natural than the act of making love. 339 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:47,710 Who am I to try to change what comes naturally to you? 340 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,712 But if you could change something... 341 00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:53,510 I wouldn't change a thing. 342 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,462 What's it like to sleep in the ground? 343 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,367 Well, it's not exactly comfortable. 344 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:17,407 But it is safe. 345 00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:23,444 Which, if I recall, is what the three voice mails required of me that night. 346 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,042 Oh, crap. 347 00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:31,313 Arlene. I forgot, I told her I'd babysit the kids. 348 00:26:31,489 --> 00:26:33,184 Shall I go? 349 00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:34,950 No. 350 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:39,093 Stay. It'll be good for her. You can put some pants on, though. 351 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,442 - Hi. - Sookie. 352 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,511 What's wrong? What took you so long? 353 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:58,046 - I was out back in the yard. - In your nightie? 354 00:26:58,216 --> 00:27:00,844 The cat got out. Made friends with a squirrel. 355 00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:03,715 - Mommy, look, it's a vampire. - Sookie... 356 00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:06,015 ...you didn't mention that you had company. 357 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:07,590 I didn't think I had to. 358 00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:11,024 Well, I got a right to know who's looking after my children. 359 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:13,790 Well, here we are. 360 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,796 Is there a problem? 361 00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:19,094 Take it easy, chere. 362 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:22,296 Mr. Compton's raised a couple of them little ones himself, yeah? 363 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,675 That's quite right. 364 00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:32,510 Keep these on you, you hear? And... 365 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,043 And stay close to your Aunt Sookie. 366 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,381 They'll be fine, I promise. 367 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:38,817 - Who wants pizza? - Me. 368 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,220 - Me. - Good, because that's what we're having. 369 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,485 You can eat pizza? 370 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:47,098 Well, unfortunately, no, but I understand it's delicious. 371 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:52,466 You know what's good about sex that people never mention? 372 00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:58,140 For anywhere between five minutes to an hour, you forget your own fucked-up life. 373 00:27:58,309 --> 00:27:59,333 Only if it's good. 374 00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:03,111 If it's not, it reminds you just how bad your life really is. 375 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:08,014 - Then I guess you're pretty good. - Thanks, you're not bad yourself. 376 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:11,288 Easy on the praise, honey. 377 00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:15,653 What? 378 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,418 No, you're good. 379 00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:19,392 - But? - Nothing. 380 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:21,759 It's good. You're good. 381 00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:24,902 - What am I doing wrong? - Nothing. 382 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:30,266 - It's so minor, it doesn't even matter. - Sam. What is it? 383 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,069 - Don't do this to me. - Spit it out. 384 00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:34,979 Sometimes... 385 00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,576 ...you grunt. 386 00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:40,377 - I what? - It's natural. Nothing to get worked up over. 387 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,851 - It's just a sound. - A grunting sound? Like a farm animal? 388 00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:48,550 No. No, it's... It's... It's athletic. Like tennis players... 389 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,718 ...when they serve. - You mean like Serena? 390 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:55,258 What, because I'm black, I sound like Serena Williams? 391 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:58,459 - That's not what I said. - You racist son of a bitch. 392 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,096 How can I be racist? I just had sex with you. 393 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:04,605 You asshole. Why'd you have to go and take the only good 10 minutes... 394 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:08,143 ...of my entire day and ruin it like that? 395 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:12,181 - Well, I think it was more than 10 minutes. - Oh, fuck you. Fuck you all. 396 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:16,150 - All who? - Everybody. Fuck everybody! 397 00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:22,625 - Whipped cream. - Yeah. 398 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,557 - Me too. - I hope you can finish this... 399 00:29:24,729 --> 00:29:26,856 ...before your mother comes back. - No problem. 400 00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:30,467 - I ate a whole jar of mayonnaise once. - I had to watch. 401 00:29:30,635 --> 00:29:32,535 Bill, how come you can't have ice cream? 402 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:35,867 You might say that I'm lactose intolerant. 403 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,874 Just like my Aunt Fern. Except she don't tolerate Mexicans. 404 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,543 Aunt Sookie, is Bill your boyfriend? 405 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:46,980 Bill, would you say that you're my boyfriend? 406 00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:50,679 Well, I suppose I'd have to ask permission from Coby and Lisa. 407 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,449 Would it be all right if I was Aunt Sookie's boyfriend? 408 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,785 Do you buy her flowers? 409 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,184 Why, no, I haven't yet. 410 00:29:57,362 --> 00:30:00,160 You better. Rene buys flowers for Mama all the time. 411 00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:03,562 - Then I will have to mend my ways. - You do that. Then we'll talk. 412 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,236 Can we see your fangs? 413 00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:09,464 - Oh, I don't think that's gonna be possible. - Why, certainly. 414 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,517 I think we got a flat tire. 415 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,655 Come on, baby, the kids are waiting on us. 416 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,315 I don't wanna leave them with that vampire one second longer than I have to. 417 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,724 Okay, okay, okay. I'm getting to it, woman. 418 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,026 - Baby. - What? 419 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:40,831 Pass me that Maglite, will you? 420 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:55,777 Crap, it's burnt out. 421 00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:57,745 Are you sure? 422 00:30:58,556 --> 00:31:02,356 You better check it. I just put some fresh batteries in there. 423 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,505 Arlene Fowler... 424 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,638 ...would you do me the honor... 425 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,310 ...of being my wife? 426 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:35,586 Why didn't you say anything at the Red Lobster? 427 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:39,392 I know I've done it four other times, but it never gets old. 428 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,897 Oh, I'm so thrilled for you two. 429 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,264 - Would you be a bridesmaid for me again? - Why, of course. 430 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:51,807 - You hardly have to ask. - Oh, honey, I love you so much. 431 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:54,834 Maybe you two are next, huh? 432 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,480 Well, I mean, when it becomes legal. 433 00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:04,251 Mommy, what's going on? 434 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:06,647 Sweetie... 435 00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:09,224 ...you're gonna be my flower girl. 436 00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:18,602 Morning, dear. 437 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:20,962 Bill. 438 00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:22,470 Did you make all this? 439 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,734 I borrowed some of your grandmother's old recipes. 440 00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:27,901 But the handiwork is all mine. 441 00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,104 I don't even know where to begin. 442 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:34,308 Well, I would start with the biscuits. They just came out of the oven. 443 00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:40,716 - Gonna be clear skies all day. - Wait, Bill, it's light out. 444 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,927 Yes, I suppose it is. 445 00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:56,029 Yeah. 446 00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,102 Yeah, okay. 447 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,605 No. No, I'll make the call. 448 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:05,875 His mama passed a couple years back, but he had some family in Kentucky. 449 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,075 His dentist confirmed the match a bit ago. 450 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:10,152 I thought you should be the first to know. 451 00:33:11,789 --> 00:33:13,279 Goddang it. 452 00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:15,255 Why Neil? 453 00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:17,291 He was such a quiet kid. 454 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,454 I'd have never thought he'd get mixed up with fangers. 455 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:22,894 Damn. 456 00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:26,161 To have nothing left of you to ID but teeth. 457 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:29,238 You wanna maybe let one of the homes in Monroe handle him? 458 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:34,511 No. 459 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:38,382 No. He worked for me. I owe it to him. 460 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,614 Give me a couple hours, I'll come over and claim him, okay? 461 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,253 Okay. Thanks, Mike. 462 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:46,279 Yeah. 463 00:33:52,296 --> 00:33:54,787 - Pretty tore up? - Blind-sided him. 464 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:57,958 Had no idea Neil was a fangbanger. 465 00:33:58,136 --> 00:34:00,627 Jesus, Bud, the kid was creepy. 466 00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:03,899 What 19-year-old goes to work for a funeral home? 467 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,873 I worked in a slaughterhouse when I was 15. 468 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,673 They made me clean chitlins. 469 00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:13,647 Speaking of freaks... 470 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:22,989 And that's it. 471 00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:26,062 I got no control over what people do after they leave the bar. 472 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:30,860 You remember anyone being unusually angry over what those vampires did to your bar? 473 00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:32,798 Yeah, everyone. We were all angry. 474 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:35,700 Heck, you might as well interrogate the whole town. 475 00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,270 Between you and me... 476 00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:42,607 ...I wouldn't be heartbroken if you didn't find who did it. You know what I'm saying? 477 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:46,739 Old Mrs. Stackhouse, on the other hand, now that's a real tragedy. 478 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:50,945 Her and Dawn and Maudette Pickens, one right after the other. 479 00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,522 You fellas got any leads on that? 480 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,385 We're working on some right now. 481 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:59,052 Good. I'm pulling for you guys. 482 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:00,788 Okay. 483 00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:04,791 You remember anything else, we'll be having a burger inside. 484 00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,897 Come on, Andy. 485 00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:14,606 Hey, Sam. 486 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:18,814 One other thing. 487 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:23,180 You recall spending any time out in the woods lately? 488 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,612 Yeah. 489 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,484 Some. 490 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,889 But you knew that already, didn't you? 491 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:33,954 Andy. 492 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,027 Lf... 493 00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:41,001 If I tell you, you have to keep this a secret. 494 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,769 Nobody in town knows. 495 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:49,879 But I come from a family of naturists. 496 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:51,071 Like bird watchers? 497 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:54,685 No. No, not naturalists. Naturists. 498 00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:57,650 Naturists believe in a freer... 499 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:00,416 ...clothing-optional kind of lifestyle. 500 00:36:01,192 --> 00:36:05,925 - You're a nudist? - No, no. Good Lord, no. 501 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:07,830 But my folks were... 502 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,933 ...l'm embarrassed to say. 503 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:13,298 They spent most of their lives at a nudist colony. 504 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,439 Oh, yeah? Around here? 505 00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:18,842 No, in Texas, just outside Beaumont. 506 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:26,877 Ever since they passed, I honor their memory once a year by... 507 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:30,578 ...taking a run through the woods the way they used to. It's... 508 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,882 It's my private way of mourning. 509 00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:35,617 I'm sorry if anybody had to see it. 510 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:47,367 What? 511 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:50,267 Hooker, you done got took. 512 00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:52,375 That wasn't no damn exorcism... 513 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,135 ...that was a straight-up con job. 514 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:55,973 You know what the fucked-up thing is? 515 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,739 - What? - It worked. 516 00:36:57,915 --> 00:37:00,713 It was like aliens beamed down and switched out her brain. 517 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,353 Then that was 445 well-spent. 518 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:06,217 Shit. Happy dance. 519 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,358 You should be glad to be rid of that... 520 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:10,926 - That's your mama. I ain't gonna say it. - Fuck that. 521 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:13,791 All the shit you've built up doesn't go away because... 522 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:16,661 ...some hoodoo woman moves some rocks around on your belly. 523 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:18,893 I thought you said it worked. 524 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,731 I thought you said it was a con job. 525 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:24,306 Heifer, it's not a con job if you got your money's worth. 526 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:27,376 Hell. And who knows? 527 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,103 It might do you some good too. 528 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,181 I don't have another 445 to waste on bullshit. 529 00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:35,615 You just saying that because you don't understand it. 530 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:41,247 And trust me, this world is filled with things we will never understand. 531 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:46,225 Compared to a lifetime of Zoloft, 445's a bargain. 532 00:37:52,236 --> 00:37:53,396 Hey, what you doing? 533 00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:54,595 Vitamin. 534 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,797 I've never seen you take a vitamin before. 535 00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:01,036 So what? You've never seen me put on deodorant or wash my hair... 536 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:04,579 ...or feed my cat, have you? But I do all those things. 537 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:07,582 I don't need a permission slip from you. 538 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:24,030 Christ. 539 00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:33,266 Good day? 540 00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:36,136 I need V. 541 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:38,812 What? 542 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,679 I thought you said you didn't need any again until... 543 00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:44,821 ...you needed it again. - Well, I need it. Okay? 544 00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:46,956 Okay. 545 00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:50,355 Look me in the eye. 546 00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:52,758 Tell me that you don't want it too. 547 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:57,491 Yeah, of course I do, but Lafayette won't sell it to me. 548 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,871 I texted you three times. 549 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:45,674 - Why didn't you reply? - I hate using the number keys to type. 550 00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:48,513 What are you listening to? 551 00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:51,120 From my younger days. 552 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,955 It's really quite beautiful if you know Old Swedish. 553 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:58,588 I have a favor to ask of you. 554 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:01,588 A favor or an order? 555 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,428 Depends on how you look at it. 556 00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:13,402 Honestly, did you think you could keep her to yourself? 557 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:21,577 It feels a little like stalking, don't it? 558 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:27,113 It's the most natural thing in the world. 559 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:28,815 The hunt. 560 00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:32,757 People used to do this all the time before we got complacent with cloned beef... 561 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,023 ...and prepackaged dinners. 562 00:40:57,721 --> 00:40:58,983 Headlights off. 563 00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:01,488 - You done this before? - Stay five lengths behind... 564 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:03,820 ...10 if we get on the Parish Road. 565 00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:34,186 Well, hey there, sweetness. 566 00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:35,757 You ready to party? 567 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:41,687 I'll take that as a yes. Nasty. 568 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,587 I bought this specially for you. 569 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,084 I remember you said... 570 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:08,350 ...you go for merlot. 571 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,255 I said I worked at Merlotte's. 572 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:13,193 But whatever. Pour me some anyhow. 573 00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:51,593 All right, baby. Eddie juice first. 574 00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:53,737 Then we play. 575 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,953 There it is. 576 00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:33,777 I always look forward to Monday nights. 577 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,276 First Heroes, then... 578 00:43:36,513 --> 00:43:37,537 ...you. 579 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:43,818 Eddie, what fun is it being a vampire if all you do is watch TV? 580 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,021 Well, I like TV. 581 00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:51,823 I'm just saying you should try the bars. I know you like getting laid too. 582 00:43:51,996 --> 00:43:54,464 Why should I go to the bars? 583 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:55,997 I got this. 584 00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:06,468 You like me, don't you, Lafayette? 585 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,339 Sure, I like you. 586 00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:15,811 I mean... 587 00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:22,415 ...even if I wasn't helping out with the blood, you'd still want me, right? 588 00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:25,086 Why you even got to ask me that? 589 00:44:27,297 --> 00:44:31,199 I'd hate to think it's just business for you when you come over. 590 00:44:31,368 --> 00:44:33,233 Of course not. 591 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:36,567 What, you think I fool around with all my business associates? 592 00:44:38,642 --> 00:44:40,542 There we go. 593 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:51,719 Now show me what a dirty old vampire you is. 594 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,708 I want you so bad... 595 00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:21,344 ...I ache. 596 00:45:28,025 --> 00:45:30,050 Well, come on, baby. 597 00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:32,857 I'll take care of you. 598 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:42,095 You said you wanted to go out tonight. 599 00:45:42,272 --> 00:45:44,399 I did not mean Fangtasia. 600 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:49,012 I mean, really, all those pathetic people who come here looking for sex with vampires. 601 00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:51,010 I know. It's despicable. 602 00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:53,346 You know what I mean. 603 00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:55,712 So, what, five, 10 minutes? 604 00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:57,911 As long as Eric requires us. 605 00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:00,488 You mean as long as he requires me. 606 00:46:00,657 --> 00:46:03,023 Didn't even have the decency to ask me himself. 607 00:46:03,193 --> 00:46:06,026 You are mine. He didn't need to ask your permission. 608 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:08,187 He cannot check me out like a library book. 609 00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:10,196 Unfortunately, Sookie, he can. 610 00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:13,063 - Eric is sheriff of Area 5. - Sheriff? 611 00:46:13,237 --> 00:46:15,330 It's a position of great power among our kind. 612 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,440 We do not wanna anger him. 613 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:21,977 As long as the requests are reasonable, we should accede to his wishes. 614 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:44,929 I had this crazy dream this morning. 615 00:46:45,102 --> 00:46:47,832 We were sitting, eating breakfast... 616 00:46:48,005 --> 00:46:51,236 ...and all of a sudden the sunlight set you on fire. 617 00:46:56,513 --> 00:46:59,311 It wouldn't happen quite that way. 618 00:47:01,251 --> 00:47:06,780 The sunlight would severely weaken me and eventually, of course, I would die. 619 00:47:07,624 --> 00:47:09,216 But I wouldn't burst into flames. 620 00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:14,826 Not right away, at least. 621 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:21,731 So I guess we'll never have breakfast together. 622 00:47:43,794 --> 00:47:45,921 I knew you'd come. 623 00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:49,031 Let's go inside. 624 00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:55,632 No, I'm quite certain. 625 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:57,797 We keep extensive records here. 626 00:47:57,975 --> 00:48:01,809 All the way back to 1958. 627 00:48:01,979 --> 00:48:04,106 Never had anybody by the name of Merlotte here. 628 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:06,943 And you're sure you're the only nudist colony in the area? 629 00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:08,414 Naturist community. 630 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:10,212 We're the first, finest and only... 631 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:13,049 ...clothing-optional sanctuary in all of Jefferson County. 632 00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:15,783 All right. Thanks very much. 633 00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:17,551 You come visit us, you hear? 634 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:18,990 Got a barbecue every month. 635 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:28,671 Pam, Longshadow and I are partners in this club. 636 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:33,833 And we recently noticed that $60,000 has gone missing from our books. 637 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,736 And Bruce... 638 00:48:38,181 --> 00:48:41,412 ...is our accountant. Perhaps you can start by listening to him. 639 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,917 - He's not saying anything. - Don't be coy. 640 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:49,047 It's humbling enough to turn to a human for assistance. 641 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:54,261 - We know what you can do. - And I know what you can do too. 642 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:57,764 - Why don't you just glamour him? - Don't you think we tried everything... 643 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,800 ...before summoning you? 644 00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:04,634 So it would be a great favor to me... 645 00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,436 ...and to Mr. Compton if you help us. 646 00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:12,507 If I find out who did it, then what? 647 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:16,813 We'll turn that person over to the police and let the authorities handle it from there. 648 00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:21,788 Hundreds of years old and you're still a terrible liar. Come on. 649 00:49:22,092 --> 00:49:24,060 I'll make you a deal. 650 00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:28,430 If you promise to hand over the person who did this to the police... 651 00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:31,692 ...l'll agree to help you any time you want. 652 00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:34,503 All right. 653 00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:35,695 Why not? 654 00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:45,808 Holy shit, what's this crazy bitch doing? Why did I agree to work for vampires? 655 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:50,113 Goddamn it, I knew it was a bad idea. I've been straight with these fuckers. 656 00:49:50,287 --> 00:49:54,747 Gotta be an idiot to steal from them. Jesus Christ, I was the one who reported it. 657 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,823 Bruce, it's okay. Take a deep breath. 658 00:49:59,196 --> 00:50:00,527 Did you steal their money? 659 00:50:04,801 --> 00:50:05,995 No. 660 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:08,933 No, no. You gotta believe me. I didn't do it. I swear to... 661 00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:11,331 Do you know who did? 662 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,240 No. 663 00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:15,537 No, I wish. 664 00:50:15,712 --> 00:50:18,875 I would turn that fucker in. Who was it? Couldn't have been Ginger. 665 00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:22,348 She's too dumb. Although she's hot as shit. I'd fuck her if I could. 666 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:23,577 He's telling the truth. 667 00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:26,983 You trust the skinny human to clear the fat one? 668 00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:33,228 Bring the next one in. 669 00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:31,184 You got cash? Are you buying? 670 00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:34,949 Just remember your lines, that's all I need from you. I'll handle the rest. 671 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:39,528 - I'm not gonna have to have sex with him? - I said that I will handle it. 672 00:51:40,130 --> 00:51:41,893 Okay. 673 00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:45,866 I know you probably don't think I'm all that smart, but I do know that... 674 00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:49,972 ...that vampire can kill us both before we even get in the door. 675 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:53,236 You'll handle it. 676 00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:56,503 What the hell is that? 677 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,945 While the wing nuts on the left keep pushing their so-called... 678 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:04,850 ... vampire-rights legislation, I'm more concerned with basic human rights. 679 00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:08,980 The right for our sons and daughters to go to school without fear... 680 00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:12,720 ... of molestation by a bloodthirsty predator in the playground... 681 00:52:12,896 --> 00:52:13,954 ... or in the classroom. 682 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:17,191 Someone has got to take a stand for public safety... 683 00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:19,767 ... over permissiveness and immorality. 684 00:52:19,936 --> 00:52:22,905 If you ask me, he's protesting a little too hard. 685 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:26,634 Come out of the closet, Reverend Steve. I know plenty of friendly vampires... 686 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,675 ... who'd like to take a bite out of you. 687 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:34,910 But truly, it's inflammatory talk from folks like Steve Newlin... 688 00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:38,418 ... who make me ashamed to call myself a human. 689 00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:42,587 Thanks for watching. We'll be bite back. 690 00:52:52,235 --> 00:52:53,702 Who is it? 691 00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:55,895 I'm a friend of Lafayette Reynolds. 692 00:52:56,072 --> 00:52:58,540 He sent me for you. 693 00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:07,949 - Jesus Christ. - Get his feet. 694 00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:09,710 - Are you kidding me? - Get his feet! 695 00:53:09,886 --> 00:53:11,717 - Okay, okay. - No, please! 696 00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:14,118 - I'll give you anything you want. - Shut up! 697 00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,521 - Amy, what the hell? - No names, dumbass. 698 00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:19,719 - I thought we'd take a little blood and go. - Shut the fuck up. 699 00:53:19,896 --> 00:53:21,955 - Jeez. - Now, come on, lift. 700 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:23,622 - What? - Lift him up. 701 00:53:27,504 --> 00:53:33,204 Please! No! I'll do anything you want. Please. 702 00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:47,553 This is the last of our humans. 703 00:53:48,358 --> 00:53:49,655 Yummy. 704 00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:53,155 Ginger, this woman has some questions for you. 705 00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:57,796 - Be a good girl and answer them, will you? - Aye, aye, master. 706 00:53:58,201 --> 00:53:59,759 Don't you touch me. 707 00:54:00,971 --> 00:54:02,768 Hold her still. 708 00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:08,441 Ginger, someone's been stealing money from the bar. 709 00:54:08,612 --> 00:54:10,409 Really? 710 00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:14,607 Don't look at me. I didn't do nothing. I'll beat the shit out of you if you say I did. 711 00:54:14,784 --> 00:54:16,809 It wasn't me that took it. It wasn't me. 712 00:54:16,987 --> 00:54:18,682 She didn't do it... 713 00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:20,949 ...but she knows who did. - What? 714 00:54:21,658 --> 00:54:22,682 Fuck you. 715 00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:28,058 Shit. How'd she know? I didn't tell anyone, I swear. Fuck, he's gonna kill me. 716 00:54:28,231 --> 00:54:30,995 Who? Who's gonna kill you? 717 00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:33,863 Ginger, honey, what's his name? 718 00:54:35,238 --> 00:54:37,502 It's blank, like her memory's been erased. 719 00:54:37,674 --> 00:54:39,699 I don't know anything, I swear. 720 00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:42,344 - She's been glamoured. - It's a vampire. 721 00:54:43,305 --> 00:54:49,432 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/37sb9 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 57760

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