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Prehistoric
chicks are kind of hot.
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- I'd tap that.
- Yeah, I bet you would.
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Look at this
guy. He's like, half animal...
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Uh, he's the same as us.
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Homo Sapiens, everyone?
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Genetically, biologically
no different than you or I.
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We even live in the same
geological epoch as them.
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The Holocene.
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Now, it started right
after the last ice age.
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The fact is Cro-Magnon is an out-dated
term that... it merely separates
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them as Europeans,
as opposed to Africans.
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Any of this ringing a bell?
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You know,
they had the same...
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hopes and fears as us.
The same...
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ties to family and group.
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Uh, actually, I think they had
stronger ties to group than us.
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And to their
fellow living creatures.
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But let's think about it. If
this man were alive today...
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He would be very old.
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Especially considering most
never made it past thirty-two.
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He might even appreciate
antibiotics and running shoes.
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But what would he think of what
we've done with our world today?
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This small knit group that
he would have died to maintain
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is now a self-involved
generation of social media addicts
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so far removed from his
perception of humanity
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it has to seem alien.
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She's talking
about you, bro!
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Sorry.
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Let's talk about tools.
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You're a tool.
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The most basic
tool would be a simple rock.
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With a hammer stone
you can break another rock
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and create a sharp edge.
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Now, this sharp flake of
stone can be used to skin...
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You almost done?
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Not really.
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Can't you just
take pictures?
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That's not the assignment.
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Professor Shulman wants us
to identify the
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individual markers that
indicate a skull is, say...
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Paranthropus Boisei
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versus
Paranthropus Robustus.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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That's ProfessorYoung.
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What the hell
is he doing here?
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Professor Kittriss
is giving those kids a tour.
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Oh, and he tags along.
That's so cute.
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For God's sake, Tara,
they live together.
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And besides,
he's like a thousand.
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Um... Forty, tops.
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Plus, Kittriss
is a little hottie,
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so I gotta step up my game.
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You coming?
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Yeah, I... I guess.
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ProfessorYoung, hi.
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It is just
so cool seeing you here.
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Isabel and I were just
doing some research.
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I'm taking Shulman's
EarlyTransitional Humans.
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Sketching femurs
and jawbones?
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Yep.
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Okay, here we go.
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Smaller braincase,
slight crest
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on the top of the skull,
wide upperjaw,
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- but small teeth?
- Homo Habilis.
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- Well done.
- Wait.
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You teach
comparative religion.
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There's more to human
history than religion, Tara.
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For sure, yeah.
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We were just going to go grab
coffee. Do you want to join?
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I'm gonna grab a bite
with Professor Kittriss
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when she finishes.
But thank you.
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You like these Cro-Magnons?
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Well, they're more of a
mash-up of various early humans,
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but I like
the cave paintings.
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Me, too.
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Hey, let's get a shot
in front of the display.
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Uh...
Isabel...
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Carolyn told me you wanted
to borrow some books.
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Come by any time,
take whatever you want.
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If I haven't read them yet,
I probably won't.
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Um...
Thank you, Professor Young.
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You're welcome.
I'll see you girls in class.
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Thanks.
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"I like the paintings."
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Dude, he knows more about this stuff than
the museum people. They're called curators.
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My point is,
he's a very brilliant man.
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With a great ass.
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- Hey, hon.
- Hey.
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You should come running
with me some time.
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Running from what?
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- To stay in shape.
- Nah.
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I, uh... need a shower.
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You want to come
wash my back?
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In truth, yes.
However...
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How's this batch?
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Any geniuses I should
be on the lookout for?
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You mean, anyone who can
write a coherent sentence?
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You remember when kids went to
college to expand their minds?
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Now, it seems to be just a perfunctory
step on their way to Silicon Valley.
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And those are the good ones.
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I don't know.
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You really think young people have
changed that much in twenty years?
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I like this gray.
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Mnh-mnh.
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But if it bugs you,
then color it.
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I won't tell.
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You know Muhammad
dyed his hair?
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See? If it's good enough
for the prophet, then...
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Nobody notices except you.
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Okay.
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And he hasn't aged a day
in ten years.
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Every woman
on the faculty would
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give anything
to have that secret.
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Is that what they're after,
Edith?
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Oh, stop, Harry.
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Then switch to spin class
if you're sick of Zumba.
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Okay, it doesn't matter
what you do,
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the doctor just said
you need to...
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I'm not nagging, Mother.
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You were the one
complaining about...
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I gotta go to class.
I'm gonna be late.
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I'll tell you what,
Mother...
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why don't we all just take care
of ourselves for once. Sound fair?
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Wow.
Again?
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She spent so many years
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focused on my father's
illness that now...
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God, Isabel.
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You put everything on hold
forever while he was...
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She's gotta back off.
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It's your life, right?
Isn't it, finally?
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No, I'm sorry.
I love you, too.
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I'll call later.
Bye.
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You are a way better daughter
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than I will ever be.
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Hey, guys. This is Matt
Douglas from Primal Kickboxing.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
You ready?
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I'll take it easy on you.
Eh?
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So I get into position.
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First thing I do is I lead
with a head kick.
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Then I follow up
with two punches.
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Come on, focus, man.
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Hey, man.
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Seriously, man, why do
I even bother, really?
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Oh...
My fault, man. I...
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I'm literally on my way
downstairs right now.
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Five.
Four.
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Three.
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Two.
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Oh.
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One.
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Boom! You see how fast...?
That's...
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amazing. I can't even
see you. You're so fast.
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- You're like the Flash.
- Yeah?
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Come on, I'm waiting on you.
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Have a great class,
Professor.
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You too, babe.
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We're all burning.
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Every one of us.
Burning with desire.
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We're burning
with a fire caused
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by what the Buddha called
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"the three poisons."
Greed, anger, ignorance.
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Except he taught us
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that we can fix this.
We can turn them around.
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And greed
becomes generosity.
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Anger becomes compassion.
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And ignorance
becomes wisdom.
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There are miracles around us
all the time, he said.
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The fact that we are here,
together, in this room...
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is a miracle.
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- Yeah?
- Isn't the Buddha kind of a hypocrite?
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I mean, sure, he gave
up all worldly goods,
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his father's money,
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told us all to live
a life of restraint...
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and then he ended up,
like, super fat.
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Like crazy
fat, like, come on, dude.
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You're talking about those statues
you see in Chinatown, right?
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- Yeah.
- The Buddha
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depicted in those statues
he's Asian, right?
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Right.
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So...
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It's not the Buddha.
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Boom.
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- What-what do you mean?
- Well, think about it.
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Siddhartha Gautama was
an Indian. From Nepal.
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A Chinese monk
came to India,
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became a Buddhist, went home
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and started spreading
the religion.
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The Chinese mixed in Taoism.
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Their monks introduced the
head shaving, the robes...
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the fat, happy Buddha
named Hotei.
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The actual Buddha
was a regular man,
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with a normal body
and a full head of hair.
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But he was a god.
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No, never claimed to be.
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Just a man
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who thought long and hard
about the human condition
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and achieved enlightenment.
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Like Jesus.
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Only without the long
blond hair and blue eyes.
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Uh, but Jesus
wasn't just a man.
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No?
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He claimed to be
the son of God.
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He died,
and was resurrected.
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So we know he was divine.
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You know, or you have faith?
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You can only know
what you can prove.
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God is beyond proof,
logic or reason.
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You can believe in God
or Jesus through faith...
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but that's different
from knowing.
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I know that Jesus existed;
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there's historical evidence
of that. And, uh...
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I have faith
that he was divine.
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Aquinas said
faith is a divine act
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supernaturally bestowed.
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"Ask and ye shall receive."
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Kierkegaard, on the other hand,
said that we must leap to faith.
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It's an act
you must choose to perform.
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Kierkegaard
was more demanding.
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Okay, he was sick of people
sitting around talking
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about religion all day and
not doing anything about it.
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I hope he didn't mean
this class, though.
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But, uh,
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weren't we supposed
to be talking about Buddha?
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They had a lot in common,
Jesus and Buddha.
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How so?
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Well... there's a lot of
overlap in their philosophies.
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They both taught
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that golden rule
that we should be charitable
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and not judge others.
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But the Buddha said
you shouldn't believe
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in something just 'cause
it's written in scripture.
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The whole premise with Jesus
is to accept on faith.
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That's
a pretty huge difference.
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Also the purpose of suffering.
Jesus suffered for us.
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While the Buddha's whole thing
was to eliminate suffering.
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Eliminate desire.
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Which is what
causes suffering.
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I know. I listen.
I was listening.
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Okay. Next time, we will
cover the path to Nirvana...
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and we will wrap this
semester up with Jainism.
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It's like Buddhism,
but less fun.
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Jain women have to be reborn
as men
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to achieve enlightenment.
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Ugh.
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We all know it should be
the other way around.
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Thank you.
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- Great lecture.
- You never use any notes or anything.
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You just, like,
know all this stuff.
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I've been at it
a very, very long time.
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So, in honor of wrapping up
the unit,
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we're having a Buddhist
vegetarian dinner.
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- Think you could come?
- Um... Thank you, but I don't think so.
254
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:45,753
Busy?
255
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,839
I appreciate the invitation.
256
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,596
Oh, and for what it's worth,
the Buddha ate meat.
257
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,257
He never said
you had to be a vegetarian.
258
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,391
He just didn't like
to see animals killed.
259
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,928
Well, who does?
But you know, bacon.
260
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,893
Bacon donuts.
Best invention ever.
261
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,274
Mm-hmm. Bye.
262
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,939
- I have not seen it.
- Oh, you haven't seen it? - No.
263
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,402
- Everybody's seen it.
- I am not... No.
264
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,783
All right,
so... So, is he coming?
265
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,070
Uh, Isabel can work on him.
Right?
266
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,032
I can try.
267
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,199
I can't believe
his class is almost over.
268
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,333
- I know.
- Hm?
269
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,917
You know, and next
semester, he's teaching
270
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,878
lame Abrahamic and
Zoroastrian religions again.
271
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,542
There's nothing lame
about Abrahamic religions.
272
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,178
- Well, you know what I mean. It's just that...
- He needs some new classes.
273
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,178
He should do Hellenistic.
274
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,637
Uh, yeah, Zeus and Herakles
and what-not. That'd be cool.
275
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,016
Yeah,
the only problem is he...
276
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,347
he only does real religions,
Liko.
277
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,014
Huh! You don't think the Greeks
and Romans were on to anything?
278
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,808
Christians got half of
their stuff from the Pagans.
279
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,444
Or do you need to take World
of the Early Church again?
280
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,071
Guys, we need to focus
on what's important.
281
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,107
Getting ProfessorYoung
to come to dinner.
282
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:56,404
There's just so much in that
guy's head I want to get at.
283
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,162
Me, too.
284
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,993
And... Well,
how do we get him to come?
285
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,249
I thinkTara
probably has a few ideas.
286
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,457
- Don't be gross, Liko.
- Leave her alone, man.
287
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,087
You going to
that Delta Psi party?
288
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,793
Ugh.
Those guys are animals.
289
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,084
- Yeah.
- Party animals.
290
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,547
Liko, what're you, five?
291
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,760
Um, no, I do not need to get
drunk on a Wednesday night.
292
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,425
Thank you.
With a bunch of boys.
293
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,596
Your loss. I'm going.
Saint Philip?
294
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,608
Uh, well, Saint Philip has
Bible study on Wednesdays.
295
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,859
You have no short-term
memory, do you?
296
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,612
I don't know.
What was the question?
297
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,658
John, I'm glad I caught you.
298
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,285
Dr. Parker.
Did we have an appointment?
299
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,286
I got to share this
with somebody,
300
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,198
and you're the only one I
know that can appreciate it.
301
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,458
I got this at a garage sale
last weekend.
302
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,542
It's a 75 year old bottle
of single-malt scotch.
303
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:48,414
Wow!
304
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,584
I paid entirely too much
for it, but the story...
305
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,172
This woman's husband
brings it back
306
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,632
from Scotland
in the sixties,
307
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,298
and they've been saving it
for a special occasion.
308
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,557
And saving it,
and saving it...
309
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,138
And the special occasion
never came.
310
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,894
- And he died a couple of months ago.
- Ooh.
311
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,772
Now she's selling his stuff
and moving to Costa Rica.
312
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,649
- Naturally.
- But here's the kicker:
313
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:11,563
we get home and we get a
message from Kitty and Ron.
314
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,980
The baby came.
315
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,363
I'm a grandfather.
316
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:18,198
Congratulations, Gill.
Fantastic.
317
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:23,123
- Special occasion?
- Yes. Indeed.
318
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,417
- To my grandson.
- Hear, hear.
319
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,264
Oh, my...
320
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,776
- That is...
- Terrible.
321
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:51,856
I don't know if I've ever
322
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,737
tasted anything
quite like that.
323
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:59,493
Just goes to show
that nothing lasts forever.
324
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,200
Even the whiskey spoils.
325
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,827
Who knew?
326
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,118
Ugh.
327
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,418
A grandson, John.
328
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,084
On one hand, it's
incredibly invigorating.
329
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,799
On the other, it means...
330
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,384
- I'm so old.
- No...
331
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,221
Yes.
Each day, as he grows,
332
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,852
learns to walk,
learns to talk...
333
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,731
It means I'm getting
one day closer to death.
334
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,734
Another drink?
335
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,817
- What the hell?
- Yes.
336
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,919
Jesus! That's awful.
337
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,883
Ugh.
338
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:01,013
Now...
I'm not getting maudlin.
339
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,549
It's just life.
340
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:04,591
And...
341
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,227
Well, this brings it home.
342
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,233
Do you ever regret
not having kids, John?
343
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,112
Look, I'm...
344
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,192
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to pry.
345
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,906
Don't be sorry.
It's difficult to discuss.
346
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,992
Yeah.
What isn't?
347
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,707
Say, you wanna go
have a real drink?
348
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,794
I can't. I have to go home
and cook Carolyn dinner.
349
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,050
But congratulations,
Dr. Parker.
350
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,838
I couldn't be
more happy for you.
351
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,563
It's open.
352
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,869
- For Carolyn?
- Mm-hmm.
353
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,780
Coffee table is fine.
354
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,415
Okay.
355
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,337
So, about those books...
356
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,346
They're in the den.
357
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,758
Grab all you want.
358
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,368
Have you given that dinner
any further thought?
359
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,629
You could bring Professor
Kittriss. Obviously.
360
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:58,754
We'll see.
361
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,258
Well... Thanks, Professor.
362
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:07,882
Oh, and please tell Ms.
Kittriss I said good night.
363
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,800
I will.
364
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,601
Mm.
365
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,063
- Smells great.
- Thanks.
366
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,818
It's getting harder
and harder to find
367
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,526
anything that isn't loaded
with mercury,
368
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,111
or farm raised
in filthy water.
369
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,945
Thank God
we still have Pop Tarts.
370
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,204
Miracles.
All around us.
371
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,292
Mm.
372
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:37,418
How was your day?
373
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,047
As always.
This is the highlight.
374
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:44,426
I was thinking of going
hunting this weekend.
375
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,054
I'm starting to forget
what real food tastes like.
376
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,387
I thought you
could come with me to the
377
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:52,766
Hillary and Rob thing.
378
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,601
You know, she's feeling
really down lately, and...
379
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,437
We thought a party
would cheer her up.
380
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,853
Hosting parties
always stresses her out.
381
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,444
But, you know.
People. Laughing.
382
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,107
Carrying on.
383
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,368
I don't know. I think
I need some time alone.
384
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,495
You're the king of "alone",
John.
385
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,952
Why not give
the opposite a chance?
386
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,162
I have.
387
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,668
Doesn't work so well for me.
388
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,752
Okay.
I know.
389
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,838
- I'm gonna go change.
- Good.
390
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:38,013
- God, you scared the crap out of me.
- Sorry.
391
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,898
You didn't miss anything.
Typical Delta Psi party.
392
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,185
Just pack as many people
as you can into a room
393
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,819
and spray them down
with beer.
394
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,525
Figuratively speaking,
I hope?
395
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,191
Uh, for the most part.
What's that?
396
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,031
Book on early man I borrowed
from ProfessorYoung.
397
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,740
Ooh. How did it go?
398
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,701
Well,
I asked again about dinner.
399
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,662
Told him he could bring
Professor Kittriss.
400
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,499
Ugh. What for? Last thing
we need is another chick.
401
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,665
Anyway,
this guyJenkins is...
402
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,960
an archeologist with a lot
of field work under his belt.
403
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,049
The book
is really really good.
404
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,804
But the spine
wasn't even cracked,
405
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,465
although it's
personally signed.
406
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:14,181
Hm.
407
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,685
He's cute.
Or was.
408
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:21,519
"To my dear friend
John Oldman."
409
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:22,352
Wait, what?
410
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,313
I know, right?
Maybe he was kidding.
411
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,353
"Old man"
instead of "young"?
412
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,521
It's dated May 2007.
413
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,907
So that would make
Professor Young, like,
414
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:31,611
thirty-three maybe.
415
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,824
Exactly. You're not gonna
call an old man "old man".
416
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,078
You're call
a young guy that.
417
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,035
It's like
calling a big guy "tiny".
418
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,872
Yeah, but it's not "old man".
It's "Oldman".
419
00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,706
And maybe it's
Kittriss's book.
420
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:43,916
Yeah, maybe.
421
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,627
So who's this
Jenkins guy?
422
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,339
Let's go
to the Interwebs.
423
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:53,847
Let's see.
Arthur M. Jenkins.
424
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:59,387
Taught at
Santa Clarita University.
425
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,680
Zillion archeology digs.
426
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:06,192
Oh, academic awards.
Blah, blah, blah...
427
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:09,025
He wrote some other books.
428
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,279
Ooh.
429
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,941
But this last one...
Jeez.
430
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,700
- What?
- "The Longest Night:
431
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,157
My Conversation
with the Man From Earth"...
432
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:20,244
about the night he spent
with a university professor
433
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:25,378
named John Oldman who claimed
to be 14,000 years old.
434
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,585
And the comments are...
435
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,500
Scathing puts it mildly.
Yikes.
436
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,964
"...Longest Night
would merely be
437
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:33,673
melodramatic
sci-fi nonsense, but
438
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,181
the author presents this
hokum as non-fiction
439
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,467
and thus abandons
any academic authority
440
00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,852
he may have once possessed."
441
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,102
Ouch.
442
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,058
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
get this one:
443
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,691
"Offensive to the religious
and non-religious alike...
444
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:47,772
Jenkins asks us to believe
445
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,403
that the savior himself
is a practicing Buddhist
446
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,439
who walks among us
in the guise of a handsome,
447
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,733
mild-mannered
university professor."
448
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,492
Well, that sounds like
Professor Young.
449
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,870
And he knows everything
about Buddhism.
450
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,907
But, like, the Savior?
Like, Jesus?
451
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,373
He could totally be
my own, personal Jesus.
452
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:13,677
Well, we are totally
getting this book.
453
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,187
Like a thief in the night.
454
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,569
I woke you, I'm sorry.
455
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,700
I must be getting
out of practice.
456
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,486
At being sneaky?
457
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,113
Stealthy.
458
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:43,781
You really have to go?
459
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,827
We could spend
the whole weekend in bed.
460
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,086
And go to
Hillary and Rob's thing?
461
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:53,625
- Fair trade, isn't it?
- I'm going stir crazy, Carolyn.
462
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,210
I hate when you disappear.
463
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,505
I'm know,
it's just something's...
464
00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,923
Something's not right.
465
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,638
I'm not bouncing back
the way I'm used to doing.
466
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,269
Well,
it's called "getting older".
467
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,681
But if you insist on
468
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,101
stomping around the woods
like a cave man...
469
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,314
I suppose it's a better
470
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:14,570
mid-life-crisis thing to do
than...
471
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,482
I dunno,
buying a motorcycle and...
472
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,323
taking off with some student.
Right?
473
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:21,657
Then I'd better try
and get back
474
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,914
that deposit I put down
on the Ducati.
475
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,422
I'll see you.
476
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:56,543
- Hey.
- Hey.
477
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,253
- Come in.
- Thanks.
478
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,214
- Hey, Liko.
- Hey.
479
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,629
Hey, you
kids want anything to eat?
480
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:03,887
Oh, no.
Thanks, Mom, we're good.
481
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,049
Yeah, I want something,
Mrs. Nichols.
482
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,011
Yeah, me too.
483
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,177
They're kidding.
Thanks, Mom.
484
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,310
Will you knock it off, man?
485
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,347
Oh, my God. She's adorable, by the way.
486
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,312
Alright, so what's
so, uh, earth-shattering?
487
00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:18,274
- Uh... Can we...?
- Yeah.
488
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:22,904
- Yeah, I want with pickles and mustard.
- All right, you.
489
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,613
We're fine.
490
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,575
So, what's up?
491
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,952
For ten years, this guy,
Arthur M. Jenkins...
492
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,665
Taught at
Santa Clarita University
493
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,547
alongside a history
professor named John Oldman.
494
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:41,710
Then one night, this Oldman guy
gathers his professor friends
495
00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:45,926
and tells them that he's
really 14,000 years old.
496
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,184
He was born a caveman, somehow
became immortal. He knew
497
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:52,186
Columbus, Vincent Van Gogh,
all this crazy stuff.
498
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,972
He would always use
the name John,
499
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,231
often with a pun
for a last name.
500
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,688
Stay in one place
for ten years or so,
501
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:02,731
until people started
realizing he didn't age.
502
00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:05,195
Lived under hundreds
of identities,
503
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,656
including, wait for it...
504
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:11,039
- Jesus of Nazareth.
- Wait, what?
505
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,868
He'd lived for thousands
of years, you know,
506
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,536
never aging, never dying,
traveling the world...
507
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:20,832
- Studying with the Buddha...
- until one day he set up shop in Jerusalem
508
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:21,874
and started preaching.
509
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,634
Yadda-yadda-yadda,
he gets crucified,
510
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,716
his wounds heal, he
sneaks off and...
511
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,381
we have Christianity.
By accident.
512
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,016
What do you mean,
"Yadda-yadda-yadda,
513
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,972
we have Christianity"?
You can't just...
514
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,136
It's science fiction,
all right?
515
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:36,055
People write speculative
fiction about Jesus all the time.
516
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:39,146
You should see what they
write about Kirk and Spock.
517
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,230
Better yet, you shouldn't.
518
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,270
But he said
that it's a true story.
519
00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,734
See? Says right there,
"non-fiction".
520
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,241
Oh, well,
then it must be true.
521
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,402
There are plenty
of alien abduction books
522
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,616
in the non-fiction section.
523
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,280
Look, I checked up on
Arthur Jenkins. Okay?
524
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,120
He was a tenured
archeology professor,
525
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:58,082
published a pile of books.
The real deal.
526
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,837
And then this one came out...
527
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,294
and he got laughed off
the planet.
528
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,423
No wonder.
529
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,585
Okay,
but he did his research.
530
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,753
Found out that
the John Oldman he knew
531
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,638
didn't exist until 2001.
532
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,094
No mention of him anywhere.
533
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:14,181
His references,
driver's license, W-2.
534
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,471
Everything turned
out to be fake.
535
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:17,763
Jenkins even
tracked down two previous
536
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:21,025
colleges where he'd taught
under different names.
537
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,108
John Magdel
and John Permian.
538
00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:25,442
Magdel?
539
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,232
Magdalenian?
540
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,658
I have no idea
what Permian is.
541
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,444
The first Great Extinction,
542
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,659
250 million years ago.
543
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:34,322
Mm, yeah.
544
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,240
They both also had
fake references,
545
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,707
and left abruptly
after about ten years.
546
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,792
And their descriptions,
547
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,501
John Oldman, John Magdel,
548
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,168
John Permian,
are virtually identical.
549
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,803
Okay, Oldman's DMV records
550
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,589
somehow vanished
two days after he did.
551
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:55,681
I mean, Google him now, the
only reference is this book.
552
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:57,891
If this Oldman guy is real,
553
00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,556
he makes his past disappear
554
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:03,067
every time
he changes identity.
555
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,690
Makes sense.
556
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:05,478
Million years old,
557
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:08,865
staying under the radar,
you gotta keep moving.
558
00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:13,945
Philip, we're not trying
to offend you.
559
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:14,953
No. I'm not offended.
560
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,991
No, I know. It's just,
you really believe.
561
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,957
Yeah. Okay, look.
I know the Earth isn't flat,
562
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:23,712
I know it's more
I than 6,000 years old.
563
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:26,169
But I believe that
a man named Jesus
564
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,460
lived and died for our sins.
565
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:29,422
Um, Philip.
566
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,212
You know there are
millions and millions
567
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,883
of people who don't believe
in Jesus Christ's divinity.
568
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:39,771
I mean, Jews, Hindus,
Wiccans, plenty more.
569
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:40,521
Wiccans...
570
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:44,776
Um... Yes, but that doesn't
mean they're right.
571
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,936
Some people believe
the Galactic Dictator Xenu
572
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,858
brought his people to earth
and hid them in volcanoes, so...
573
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:54,823
The point is, Jenkins' book
is just a story.
574
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,614
Now, if I could allow
my faith to be shaken by the
575
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,374
fantasies of a disgruntled
college professor...
576
00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:02,706
then I'm not much
of a Christian, am I?
577
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:03,369
So...
578
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,289
Jenkins writes a book about
John Oldman. Fine, whatever.
579
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,049
What's this got to do
with any of us?
580
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,710
Show him.
581
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,468
I found this book
at Professor Young's.
582
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:16,974
Read the inscription.
583
00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:22,347
"To my dear friend
John Oldman."
584
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:23,514
Right?
585
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:24,807
So...
586
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:28,274
Professor Young and John
Oldman knew each other?
587
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:29,938
Yeah.
588
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,072
Okay.
589
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:38,284
What if Professor Young
actually is John Oldman.
590
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:43,122
Well, how do you make that
leap? Are there any pictures?
591
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:45,833
Okay, well, Jenkins talks
about several times when
592
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:49,044
Oldman conspicuously avoided
having his picture taken.
593
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,924
Turning around,
stepping behind someone,
594
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,176
answering a phone call that
no one ever heard ringing.
595
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,260
Whatever, just to avoid
being photographed.
596
00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:57,765
To Jenkins' knowledge,
the only
597
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:00,051
existing picture
of John Oldman...
598
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:04,893
was taken in 2006
at a barbecue.
599
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,439
Huh.
600
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,113
Mm.
601
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,490
Wait, so, if...
602
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:21,496
Professor Young
is Jesus Christ returned,
603
00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:24,374
then that means we're in...
604
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,581
The End Times.
605
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,792
But if Jesus never left,
606
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:32,674
then he's not "returned."
He's just...
607
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,460
here.
608
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:43,178
Cool. I'm hungry. Tara, wanna go
get something to eat? Yeah, sure.
609
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:49,267
What?
610
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:52,061
I found an email
for Jenkins.
611
00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:55,899
What do we got, Betsy?
612
00:33:56,201 --> 00:34:00,445
Well, look at that.
I think we've got lunch.
613
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,789
Nice.
614
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,787
Uhh.
615
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,914
Keep it.
616
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:12,332
And there's another beauty.
All right, Betsy. Let's go.
617
00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:15,251
Come on.
Come on.
618
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:21,385
Come on.
619
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,644
These are for me.
620
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:37,781
Mm.
Smell good, too.
621
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,818
Okay.
622
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,952
Let's go make that move.
623
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,284
Ah.
624
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,079
Okay.
625
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:53,214
Let's see,
let's move this knight.
626
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:54,874
There we go.
627
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,634
Oh.
628
00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,920
What's this?
629
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,969
"...The Longest Night
and found it fascinating.
630
00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:07,228
Would you be willing to speak
with me about John Oldman?"
631
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,350
Dear Miss Chang...
632
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:16,946
Why don't you
and John Oldman...
633
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,984
go straight to hell?
634
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,324
God dammit!
635
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,536
Why don't they
leave me alone?
636
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:28,164
Oh.
637
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,452
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
638
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,713
Hey, come here,
don't run away. I'm sorry.
639
00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:37,375
I didn't mean
to frighten you.
640
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:46,410
I'm not so sure
about this anymore.
641
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:47,411
It was your idea.
642
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,823
I know, but I work
for Professor Kittriss.
643
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,118
And now I'm feeling really
violatey, you know?
644
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:53,830
So let's go home.
645
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,416
But I feel like I
want to know, you know?
646
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,331
So, let's keep going.
647
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,499
Ugh, I wish Jenkins
was more responsive.
648
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:01,918
I wish
he was less a dick.
649
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:02,801
God, it's just so...
I...
650
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:06,305
Okay,
do you want proof or not?
651
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,465
- Photos, something?
- Mm-hmm.
652
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,555
Well, then...
653
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,108
It's just so...
654
00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,269
exciting.
655
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:24,403
Uhh!
656
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,109
Pretty bad-ass, Isabel.
657
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,993
- It wasn't locked.
- Yeah, still.
658
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:32,077
Breaking and entering.
Felony makes you kinda hot.
659
00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,708
Ohh. Whoa. He really
does have a Van Gogh.
660
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:38,872
Uh, total fake. That'd be worth,
like, three zillion dollars.
661
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,791
Cool Taser?
What's this for?
662
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,629
What do you think,
perv?
663
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,794
Don't touch that.
664
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,061
Hmm.
665
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,816
Gurar.
666
00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:04,230
I want to be objective,
but...
667
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,114
I really want to believe this, 'cause
668
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:10,119
it would be so
deeply, deeply cool.
669
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,406
- Let's split up.
- I'll do the bedroom.
670
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,994
Okay.
671
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:22,415
Oh, there's a basement.
672
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,448
Come on.
673
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,994
Ooh, Miss Kittriss.
674
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,254
Hm.
675
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,263
Kittriss is home.
676
00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:00,521
- Liko Liko!
- Yeah, gimme one sec.
677
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,477
Hey.
We gotta go!
678
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:05,066
Now!
679
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,022
Come on.
680
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,655
Yeah, I'm coming,
I'm coming!
681
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:14,489
- There's a back door.
- Awesome.
682
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,994
Come on. Come on.
683
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,929
So, my cousin Janet is an
art history major at Columbia.
684
00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:19,092
She said the painting could
be an unregistered Van Gogh.
685
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,680
Well, we looked into the authors
686
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,140
of those books
from the basement.
687
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,430
Any history they had
prior to publication
688
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,098
is sketchy,
or nonexistent.
689
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,984
Some of the publishers are out
of business, but I reached three.
690
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:32,521
None of them had any contact
information for the author.
691
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,111
Each guy vanished
with no forwarding address
692
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,617
within a couple of years
of publication.
693
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:40,075
"Jonathan Evermore"? He wrote the
sci-fi novel "Everlasting Tomorrow,"
694
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,992
about an "immortal's search for the
meaning of his solitary existence".
695
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,159
I called Bantam, told them
I was his granddaughter,
696
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:47,828
looking for
his royalty payments.
697
00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:49,838
She said she was so happy I called,
698
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:53,126
since they've been
piling up since 1966.
699
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,796
No, asshole. We're not taking his money.
700
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:57,963
Ugh.
701
00:41:58,266 --> 00:41:58,972
I mean, guys,
Unbelievable.
702
00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,850
We're just gonna leave
all that money?
703
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:25,165
Isn't it weird?
704
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:28,123
Every time someone claims
to have been reincarnated,
705
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,208
they were always like
Napoleon, you know?
706
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,088
Alexander the Great.
Cleopatra or something.
707
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:36,673
Yeah, well, it's never Cleopatra's
slave who cleaned out her chamber pot.
708
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,304
Or the guy
making chamber pots.
709
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,340
"John Oldman"
said he knew the Buddha.
710
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,223
Sailed with Columbus.
711
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,386
No, he didn't actually
sail with Columbus.
712
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:48,522
- What?
- I read the book, dude.
713
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:52,851
Come on, get in there.
There you go.
714
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:54,232
So, uh...
715
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:58,240
Did you saw it, though?
The Van Gogh?
716
00:42:58,534 --> 00:42:59,945
Yeah.
717
00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:02,736
You starting
to believe a little bit.
718
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,655
Look, just because a guy is, you know,
719
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:08,541
14,000 years old,
it doesn't mean he's Jesus.
720
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:09,622
Yeah.
721
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:13,039
He could be the guy who
made the nails for the cross.
722
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,084
Aha.
All right, come on.
723
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:20,095
- I was Malcolm X in my past life.
- Yeah, for sure.
724
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,649
Hello, Dr. Jenkins,
if this is you.
725
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:41,363
And if it's not you, I apologize for
the wrong number, whoever this is.
726
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:42,651
So Dr. Jenkins,
727
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:44,695
my name is Isabel Chang.
728
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:47,080
I do apologize
for calling so late,
729
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,617
although
I did try emailing.
730
00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,080
Anyway, here's the thing.
731
00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:53,996
I believe my professor
is John Oldman.
732
00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:58,292
He's going by the name
John Young, here at Chico.
733
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,756
Please call me back
if you can, okay?
734
00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:04,469
I really, really would love
to talk with you.
735
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,349
I know you took
a lot of crap
736
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,103
for your book, and I just
want you to know...
737
00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:11,263
I believe you.
738
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:15,230
There is something different
about John Young.
739
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:20,527
My number's 530-555-0168.
740
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,282
Thank you.
741
00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:32,000
I'll be...
742
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,396
Oh, okay, thank you.
Um...
743
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:26,486
We will fax that right over.
744
00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:27,149
Another one?
745
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,444
Yeah. Fax... God, what year
is this, anyway?
746
00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:32,908
Oh, God.
747
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:41,250
- Hello?
- Uh, hello.
748
00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:44,417
I'm calling about your email.
749
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,585
Yes.
Who is this?
750
00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,755
This is Violet Collsen.
751
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,548
Um...
752
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:53,266
I'm sorry. Violet...?
753
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:56,099
Collsen.
From Central Idaho College.
754
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,764
Well, I've been retired
for many years now,
755
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:02,901
and my daughter works at the college
in admissions just like I did.
756
00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,858
But it was the funniest
thing the other day.
757
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,739
She was working at home...
758
00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:10,242
And I walked passed
her desk...
759
00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,573
just when your email came.
760
00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:13,783
Oh, and...?
761
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,492
So, I saw the photo
762
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:19,205
and recognized him
immediately.
763
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:22,458
- You did?
- Yes, John Pleis.
764
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,544
Oh. He was a remarkable man.
765
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:27,459
You just never forget
that kind of a person.
766
00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,798
What do you remember
about him?
767
00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:32,806
Well, he was the best
anthropology professor we ever had.
768
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,183
He just had a way about him.
769
00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:37,970
You felt you could tell him
your secrets.
770
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:41,481
And he always had
the best advice.
771
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:43,187
This was how long ago?
772
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:47,947
Oh, let's see.
That's about 1957?
773
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,572
And you remember him clearly?
774
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:54,282
Oh, yeah. He was
a very handsome man, too.
775
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,660
John Pleis?
776
00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,790
P- L-E-I-S.
777
00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:02,499
Funny name,
kind of sticks in your head.
778
00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:07,041
I tried to see what else I
could find before calling you,
779
00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:09,005
and there was nothing.
780
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:11,215
He just disappeared.
781
00:48:11,514 --> 00:48:12,675
Yes, he does that.
782
00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:14,464
Well, thank you so much,
Ms. Collsen.
783
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,850
This is your number
if I have any more questions?
784
00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:20,182
- Yes, yes.
- Great. Thank you so much.
785
00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:22,268
- Goodbye then.
- Goodbye.
786
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,353
Uhh...
Pleis.
787
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,359
- Pleistocene?
- Yes.
788
00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,988
Okay. So we have contacted,
what, sixty small colleges
789
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:33,741
in fourteen states and this
was our second hit so far.
790
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,447
Professor
Young is a dead ringer
791
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:38,284
for teachers
in Idaho and...
792
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:38,912
Western Wyoming.
793
00:48:39,208 --> 00:48:45,125
John Mortem, archaeology,
1979.
794
00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:46,336
Hello?
795
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,715
- Isabel Chang?
- Yeah.
796
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,750
Hi. This is Arthur Jenkins.
797
00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,261
You've been trying
to reach me.
798
00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:54,592
I have, yes.
799
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:55,880
Get me a picture.
800
00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:57,139
A new, clean picture.
801
00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,427
Email it
or text it to this number.
802
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,596
- I emailed that one...
- No, no, no.
803
00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:05,015
Brand-new, full face.
804
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:05,932
Do that and we'll see.
805
00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:07,692
Otherwise, we have nothing
to talk about.
806
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:11,230
Thank you so much, Dr.
Jenkins. I'm so grateful...
807
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,148
You've...
808
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:28,668
Hey, Professor.
We know we're early, but...
809
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:31,879
It's the last class, and we
don't have you next semester.
810
00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:35,046
So we thought we'd have
a little goodbye party.
811
00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:37,088
I'm not going anywhere,
you know.
812
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:38,632
We know. But...
813
00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,550
Here. Cappuccino.
814
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:42,936
- My weakness. Thank you.
- We know. Yeah.
815
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,721
Quick, picture.
816
00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:51,774
- Oh. Wait, can we go again?
- Just one more.
817
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:52,858
You know the rules.
818
00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:55,490
- Please.
- Real quick. Real quick.
819
00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:57,150
Mm-hmm.
820
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,162
Okay, class has begun.
Take your seats.
821
00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:05,371
Cellphones off.
Thank you for the coffee.
822
00:50:11,592 --> 00:50:13,834
Cellphones off!
823
00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:18,467
I knew it.
824
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,803
He did it on purpose.
I'm sure of it, man.
825
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:23,809
He didn't want his picture
taken, so he messed up both shots.
826
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,720
I guess after
827
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,309
you learn a thing or two
about hiding.
828
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:30,225
Yeah, but these days,
there's cameras everywhere.
829
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,144
He won't be able
to hide anymore.
830
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:34,233
Whatever he's been doing
all these years,
831
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,024
changing his identity,
I mean, it's over.
832
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:39,192
Time's up.
Don't you see?
833
00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:41,236
What do you suggest?
834
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:45,158
Maybe we just talk to him.
Tell him the truth.
835
00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:48,827
- What truth?
- That we know who he is.
836
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,210
Based on a
discredited book
837
00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:53,465
by a lonely old crank and
some circumstantial evidence?
838
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:55,876
We are not
crazy people.
839
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:59,091
There is something special
about John.
840
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:04,260
We all knew it the first time
we heard him speak. Right?
841
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:08,347
All throughout history,
there have been prophets,
842
00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:11,687
visionaries.
Men and women touched by God.
843
00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:15,821
I mean, who's to say John
Young isn't one of these people?
844
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,731
Why is that so impossible?
845
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,696
- Well, it sure isn't likely.
- Philip,
846
00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:24,659
I'm not saying that
he's the "son of God".
847
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:26,698
But if he is
14,000 years old,
848
00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:29,368
then he's the wisest man
in the world.
849
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:30,456
In history.
850
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,620
He should be listened to.
Followed.
851
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:35,040
Worshipped?
Is that what you're gonna say?
852
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:35,877
No.
853
00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:39,089
- There could be a whole new...
- Religion?
854
00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:42,301
Or something, around him.
855
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,886
A corrective for everything
856
00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,016
everyone has gotten wrong
about Jesus
857
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,520
for the past 2000 years.
858
00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:49,395
If that story is true, then
859
00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:52,728
everything I've believed for
half my life is a total lie.
860
00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,770
Everything that millions and
millions of people throughout history
861
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,404
have believed,
and lived and died for
862
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:02,067
is total bullshit.
So, no.
863
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:14,205
Okay, okay. One clear picture of
Professor Young's face, and that's it.
864
00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:37,920
Hey, Betsy,
865
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:41,299
I gotta hit the road
for a few days, honey.
866
00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:45,086
But I'll have Suzanne
come by and check on you.
867
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:47,301
Be a good girl.
868
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,786
- Looks nasty.
- I got sloppy.
869
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,041
Stupid mistake.
870
00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:19,542
What's up? You worried about your grade?
871
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,376
'Cause you shouldn't be,
you did great.
872
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:24,543
No, it's not that.
But thanks.
873
00:54:24,845 --> 00:54:27,758
Then what's going on? Was
there something specific, Tara?
874
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,048
I wanted to apologize
for yesterday.
875
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:34,640
The pictures and everything. We're
just really going to miss you.
876
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,056
That's okay. I'm going
to miss you guys, too.
877
00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:43,478
I maybe don't act it,
but...
878
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:48,450
I've been lonely
most of my life.
879
00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:51,452
Boys only cared about...
880
00:54:51,747 --> 00:54:54,490
And the girls hated me
because of it.
881
00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:59,082
My parents' friends were
always being creepy and...
882
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:02,747
at some point
you either become
883
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:06,293
the person everybody thinks
you are, or you just hide.
884
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:11,431
I didn't want to hide,
so... I'm sorry, I don't...
885
00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:13,136
It's okay.
886
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:16,561
You're okay.
887
00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:19,814
You're okay.
What was that?
888
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:21,224
Woah.
889
00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:24,520
- No. No.
- You know you want me.
890
00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:27,235
No, stop.
Stop.
891
00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:31,277
You've been watching me for
two years. Don't deny it.
892
00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:32,284
You're my student.
893
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:35,538
It's okay.
You're safe with me.
894
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:39,326
I know who you are.
I think it's amazing.
895
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,793
I don't know what you think
you know about me,
896
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,505
but I need you
out of my office.
897
00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,760
Fine.
898
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,796
I'll make it easy for you.
899
00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:53,840
Do not make me
call security.
900
00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:57,681
And tell them what?
That I assaulted you sexually?
901
00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:02,315
Tara, this isn't happening.
902
00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:06,190
- I'm sorry. I just...
- It's okay.
903
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,070
Oh, God.
904
00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:25,997
I...
905
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,673
Well, you can't.
906
00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:30,176
Spring semester
starts in three weeks
907
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:33,508
and you have two
sections already filled.
908
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:34,638
I'm sorry.
909
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:37,016
- Sorry?
- I can recommend a replacement.
910
00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,849
I can't replace you, John,
you know that.
911
00:56:40,147 --> 00:56:41,354
The students love you.
912
00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:42,559
Your class is
filled in an hour.
913
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:46,977
If you wanted to teach a third
section, that would sell out, too.
914
00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:48,269
What's going on here?
915
00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:51,986
Something's come
up and I have to go.
916
00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,446
- What?
- It's personal.
917
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,737
Look. I'll get Chandra
and we can fix this...
918
00:56:57,039 --> 00:56:58,246
No, Gill, please.
919
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,953
I just have to go.
920
00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,578
Please,
don't do this to me.
921
00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:09,295
I regret it, Gill.
Deeply, I do.
922
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:14,554
Well, obviously, I can't give you a
recommendation under these circumstances.
923
00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,635
Everywhere you go,
I'll have to tell them
924
00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:19,051
about this mess
you're dumping in my lap.
925
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:21,185
I understand.
926
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,597
Paperwork for the semester
all wrapped up?
927
00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:25,561
Grades logged,
evaluations, all that?
928
00:57:25,859 --> 00:57:29,023
Yes. The last couple of
things, I'll take care of today.
929
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:31,483
You're leaving that soon?
930
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:36,739
I truly hope that eventually
there are no hard feelings.
931
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:42,407
I'll get over it.
But this stinks.
932
00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:46,123
I was hoping to give you my
chair in five or six years.
933
00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:50,252
I'd have been honored
to take it.
934
00:57:58,183 --> 00:57:59,799
What the hell
were you thinking?
935
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:03,971
I don't know.
I just... You know.
936
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:06,514
Okay,
what else did he say?
937
00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,149
Nothing.
938
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:10,693
But...
939
00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:13,980
What?
What else?
940
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:17,696
I think I maybe spilled
the beans a little bit.
941
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,194
What beans?
942
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,738
That we know about him.
943
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,576
Oh, my...
944
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:26,959
What exactly
did you say?
945
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:28,165
Um...
946
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:32,298
Well, I... I mean, does it
matter? If he knows that we know...
947
00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,675
Then he'll disappear
for good!
948
00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:38,589
Oh, crap, Jenkins is on his way down
here. He's on the road right now.
949
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:41,553
- Well, can you call him?
- Yeah.
950
00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:53,728
Voice mail.
951
00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:57,323
Hey, Dr. Jenkins.
It's Isabel Chang. Listen, um...
952
00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:02,112
Professor Young maybe knows we know
and might be leaving here really soon.
953
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:08,331
Please let me know what time you're
gonna get here. What we should do.
954
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:12,914
Okay.
955
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,170
Let's find the guys.
956
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,631
- It's gonna be okay.
- All right.
957
00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:22,803
- I knew it. I just knew it.
- Carolyn, please...
958
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:26,560
What, stay calm? Don't get
worked up? No, why would I?
959
00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:27,515
I'm only asking
that you...
960
00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:32,229
Let you slip away quietly,
huh? No muss, no fuss?
961
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:35,065
I've left you money, of course.
I don't want you to be...
962
00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:39,357
I don't need
your fucking charity, John!
963
00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,776
I have a job.
964
00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,282
I need you.
965
00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,873
I'm sorry.
966
00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:50,160
I don't understand
why you're leaving.
967
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:53,921
I mean, the explanation part
got by me somehow.
968
00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:56,666
I told you from the start
969
00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:58,254
that I would eventually
move on.
970
00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:02,217
Yeah, but that's
something people say. Like...
971
01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:05,759
"I hate dogs", "I'm never getting
married", "I don't want kids".
972
01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:08,178
People say that shit all
the time, and guess what?
973
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:11,188
Five years later,
they're married, with kids.
974
01:00:11,483 --> 01:00:12,894
And a dog!
975
01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,684
Not me.
976
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:17,736
Well, apparently not.
977
01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:21,816
Oh, Jesus, John...
978
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:27,331
How can a man with so
much passion be so cold?
979
01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,082
What was this to you?
980
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,790
I've told you how I feel.
981
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:38,716
Because I'm leaving does not
mean that I don't care about you.
982
01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:40,797
Oh, wow.
983
01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:43,930
That's all I'm going
to get out of you, isn't it?
984
01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:45,840
- Carolyn...
- No, just save it. Look.
985
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:51,138
I'll be back in a few days. I
assume you'll be gone by then?
986
01:00:51,439 --> 01:00:52,771
Yes.
987
01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:57,189
Well, Merry Christmas, John.
988
01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,987
Thanks for everything.
989
01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:15,120
Well, just keep him there.
990
01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:17,084
How are we
supposed to do that?
991
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:23,879
I don't know. But just keep him
there. I'm still about two hours away.
992
01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,265
You can't get here
any faster?
993
01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:31,932
No.
I can only go so fast.
994
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:37,396
But don't tell him I'm coming.
That'll only make him leave faster.
995
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,276
Alright.
Do your best.
996
01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:43,406
Yes, I will do my best.
997
01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:48,995
- Just keep him there? How?
- We know where he lives.
998
01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:51,781
Oh. You wanna go
talk to him again?
999
01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,494
You think that's the best
course of action right now?
1000
01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:59,209
What choice do we have? If we don't go
see him now, we'll never see him again.
1001
01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:02,750
Let's go.
1002
01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:39,913
- Hello.
- Please don't leave yet.
1003
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:41,706
Just stay one more night.
1004
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,546
- Have dinner with us.
- We only want to talk.
1005
01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:47,552
I think it's best for
everybody if I hit the road now.
1006
01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:50,055
Please, Professor. I have
so many questions for you.
1007
01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:54,060
I'm sure my replacement will be
at least as knowledgeable as I am.
1008
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:56,937
You know that's not
what we mean.
1009
01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:59,019
I don't know
what you want from me.
1010
01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:02,060
- We don't want anything from you.
- I want to learn from you.
1011
01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,900
This looks a lot more
like stalking.
1012
01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:07,565
We read the book.
1013
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:15,198
Don't deny
that you're John Oldman.
1014
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,454
I see.
1015
01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:25,128
I'm-I'm sorry.
It's fiction.
1016
01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:29,007
Yes, I knew Art Jenkins.
1017
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:32,799
And yes, we gathered at my
cabin. And played a game.
1018
01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:38,096
A game. A bunch of eggheads
playing intellectual charades.
1019
01:03:38,398 --> 01:03:40,230
Maybe it went too far.
1020
01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:45,111
Art got angry and I guess
this was his response.
1021
01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:46,566
And it's my understanding that
1022
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:49,949
things have not gone well
for him since its publication.
1023
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:52,075
Early retirement.
1024
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:53,281
Laughed out of academia.
1025
01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:58,041
That can happen when you publish
a science fiction novel as fact.
1026
01:03:58,335 --> 01:04:00,793
So you're saying it's all lies. That
Jenkins just made the whole thing up.
1027
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:05,297
I'm saying that just because you
write a book and call it 'non-fiction'
1028
01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:07,959
doesn't make it true.
1029
01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:11,295
You're safe with us.
1030
01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:16,343
We respect you and want to
help you spread the word.
1031
01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:20,730
- What word?
- The word...
1032
01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:23,600
of God.
1033
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,485
You think I'm trying to
spread the word of God?
1034
01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:28,646
- Aren't you?
- No.
1035
01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:32,487
I am a teacher,
not a preacher.
1036
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:33,450
Jesus was a teacher.
1037
01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:36,579
"Go ye into
the world and teach all nations."
1038
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:39,786
- You said that.
- Maybe in class. I teach the Bible.
1039
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:43,920
You are the living embodiment
of Jesus Christ. You are Him.
1040
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:45,671
Always have been,
and still are.
1041
01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:48,708
That is... What's the word
I'm looking for?
1042
01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,751
Nuts.
1043
01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:53,717
I'm not even Christian.
1044
01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:58,347
Were you
or were you not Jesus?
1045
01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:04,770
Whatever it is you kids
are looking for,
1046
01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:08,436
whatever it is you think
I can tell you...
1047
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:12,698
You're going to have
to find it somewhere else.
1048
01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:16,785
Alright, Professor.
1049
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,863
Have a good life.
1050
01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:21,999
A good, long life.
1051
01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,044
Oh, shit.
1052
01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:34,006
- What happened?
- What did you do?
1053
01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:36,388
- I just tried to keep him here.
- So you killed him?
1054
01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:39,517
I didn't kill him. I
tased him. He hit his head.
1055
01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:41,677
Is he breathing?
1056
01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:45,772
Well?
1057
01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:48,650
- Yeah, he's alive.
- You are a lunatic.
1058
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,857
- We have to call an ambulance.
- Hang on, hang on. Wait.
1059
01:05:51,156 --> 01:05:56,322
What, you wanna make sure he's dead? You
wanna be the guy who killed the immortal?
1060
01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:58,326
- Well...
- Hello?
1061
01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,157
If Jenkins' story is true...
1062
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:01,743
Then he's been through
a lot worse.
1063
01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:06,001
You are insane. We have
to get him to a doctor.
1064
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,128
- - Hello?
- What did you take?
1065
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:11,211
- I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
- Art.
1066
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:12,750
Art Jenkins.
1067
01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:14,588
Dr. Jenkins. What's up?
1068
01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,675
My car died.
Piece of crap.
1069
01:06:16,973 --> 01:06:20,808
I'm broken down by the side of the
road. You didn't let John leave, did you?
1070
01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:23,435
- Please tell me you didn't.
- He's still here.
1071
01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:28,316
- Where are you?
- I don't know. Red Bluff.
1072
01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:30,818
That's about an hour away.
1073
01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,980
- His car broke down in Red Bluff.
- Where's that?
1074
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:39,277
- Can you tell me exactly where you are?
- It's where the 99 meets the 5.
1075
01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:43,038
There's a motel,
and a lot of dirt.
1076
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:47,998
- Can't he just take an Uber?
- You guys go. I've got this.
1077
01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:50,788
Okay, Dr. Jenkins. We're
gonna come pick you up.
1078
01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:51,796
Just stay there.
1079
01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:55,300
We're on our way. We'll
call when we're close, okay?
1080
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,087
Okay.
Thank you.
1081
01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:02,137
God dammit!
1082
01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:05,223
Okay, so is there anything
else that I should be doing?
1083
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:07,479
How long until you get here?
Okay.
1084
01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:11,609
Yeah. Okay, okay, I'll
see you soon. Thank you.
1085
01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:12,643
Okay, just...
1086
01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:15,063
You guys go.
Ambulance is on the way, okay?
1087
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:16,606
And take the idiot with you.
1088
01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:18,274
Are you sure?
1089
01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:20,033
- Yeah, I got it.
- Oh, my God.
1090
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:24,789
What's gonna happen when he
wakes up? He's gonna be so pissed.
1091
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,450
Well, he forgave Judas.
1092
01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:30,498
Let's go.
1093
01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,227
Philip.
1094
01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,478
You need to release me.
1095
01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:36,856
Philip.
1096
01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:39,647
What am I doing here?
1097
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:44,159
You've kidnapped me.
Do you realize that?
1098
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:47,909
We just
wanted you to stay.
1099
01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,414
I wanted to go.
1100
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:52,452
So you knocked me out
and tied me to a chair.
1101
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:53,744
No, um...
1102
01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:55,254
Cut me loose.
1103
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:59,383
I'll leave. You'll
never hear from me again.
1104
01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:01,255
I'm sorry.
1105
01:09:02,889 --> 01:09:05,006
- I can't.
- Yes, you can.
1106
01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:08,642
Just cut the tape
and walk away.
1107
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:12,604
Do you want
something to drink?
1108
01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:14,849
No.
1109
01:09:16,194 --> 01:09:18,186
Why are you doing this?
1110
01:09:19,781 --> 01:09:21,363
Philip!
1111
01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:26,076
I want to know the truth.
1112
01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:28,533
You want to know the truth.
1113
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:31,869
Where are the others?
1114
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,535
They'll be back soon.
1115
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:39,836
So is there a plan, or are
you guys just winging it?
1116
01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:43,593
I mean, am I going to be
tortured for information? I don't
1117
01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:47,757
know where the bomb is hidden, I
don't have any gold treasure stashing.
1118
01:09:48,059 --> 01:09:50,642
They just went
to go get Dr. Jenkins.
1119
01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,974
Art.
1120
01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,559
Art is an angry, bitter man.
1121
01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:57,975
He does not have
our best interest at heart.
1122
01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:00,269
He only wants to talk to you.
1123
01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:02,980
I'm tied to a chair
1124
01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:05,365
and Art wants
to talk to me.
1125
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:09,904
I'm concerned for your safety.
You need to cut me loose.
1126
01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,661
Where do you worship,
Philip?
1127
01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:20,502
I mean, I'm assuming that you
worship somewhere because you seem...
1128
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:24,669
Will you please just
stop talking? Please.
1129
01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:26,837
Wouldn't sitting here
in silence be much worse?
1130
01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,598
I don't know, okay?
I'm just trying to think.
1131
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:32,350
Okay.
1132
01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:49,068
It's the Jubilee Christian
Fellowship, my church.
1133
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:55,454
I've heard of it. You live
locally with your mother, right?
1134
01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:59,291
She attends as well?
1135
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:00,921
Yeah.
1136
01:11:01,215 --> 01:11:04,003
She know
where you are right now?
1137
01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:07,545
She's at a retreat.
1138
01:11:07,847 --> 01:11:08,382
What kind?
1139
01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:12,015
Transformation Conference.
It's about...
1140
01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:15,803
preparing for the future.
1141
01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,225
Protecting the church.
1142
01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:21,642
So she's very involved.
Both of you are.
1143
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:26,188
Yeah, it's her mostly,
because I'm busy with school.
1144
01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:29,825
You'll be more involved
after you graduate, right?
1145
01:11:30,661 --> 01:11:33,495
- These...
- I have questions, okay?
1146
01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:36,282
I have some questions.
Will you answer them?
1147
01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,871
To the best of my ability.
1148
01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:44,127
- I want to...
- You want to talk about Jesus.
1149
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:50,004
Okay.
1150
01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:56,803
You believe the Bible
as the word of God, right?
1151
01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,220
Absolutely.
1152
01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:00,981
How did you come
to that belief?
1153
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:07,571
Um...
Growing up, my dad drank.
1154
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:12,611
And he hit my
mother, so we got out of there.
1155
01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,154
Some people
took us in and they, uh...
1156
01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:20,702
They brought us to the church,
and it saved us, really.
1157
01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:28,175
We were baptized.
Born again.
1158
01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:33,260
And you now have a personal relationship
with Jesus Christ as your savior?
1159
01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:35,470
Yes, sir, I do.
1160
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:38,973
What would he
want you to do now?
1161
01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:43,895
I don't know.
Why don't you tell me?
1162
01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:48,066
Who exactly
do you think I am?
1163
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:49,070
I don't know.
1164
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:53,735
I don't know. You're certainly the
best professor that I've ever had.
1165
01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,494
And you know more about the
Bible than even Pastor Michaels,
1166
01:12:56,789 --> 01:12:59,657
plus
every other religion besides.
1167
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,244
Most of my teachers,
they don't...
1168
01:13:03,838 --> 01:13:04,828
they won't...
1169
01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:07,839
acknowledge the central
truth of scripture. They...
1170
01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:14,381
believe that faith and science can't
co-exist and that's just not true.
1171
01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:17,262
That's not how you teach it.
1172
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:22,305
That just means I'm a
decent teacher. Right?
1173
01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:28,777
I met Isabel freshman year.
It was in your Intro class.
1174
01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:33,566
She was the first one of us to
realize there'sjust something...
1175
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:37,202
different about you and...
1176
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,951
The way you spoke.
1177
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,873
I mean, you saved
that janitor's life.
1178
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:48,255
That was just CPR,
you could do it.
1179
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:50,211
You talked that girl
out of suicide.
1180
01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:51,875
She just needed someone
to hear her.
1181
01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:55,387
Yeah, but there's all the other
weird stuff, too. You know, like...
1182
01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:56,842
how there's no pictures
of you anywhere.
1183
01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:59,633
There's no record of you online before
you started teaching at the school.
1184
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:04,897
I've got my own reasons for wanting
to be very private these days.
1185
01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:07,182
That's all.
1186
01:14:09,654 --> 01:14:10,815
I mean, on one hand...
1187
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:16,984
what if God really did send His
Son to Earth to spread His word.
1188
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:19,118
Maybe you're exactly
how He'd do it, right?
1189
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:22,702
Allow a man to live for
thousands and thousands of years,
1190
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:23,740
traveling the world,
collecting
1191
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:28,788
all of this knowledge and wisdom,
and once he's finally got it...
1192
01:14:29,090 --> 01:14:30,831
he starts preaching.
1193
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:34,501
What he's saying is the truth,
so people grasp it right away.
1194
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:39,094
It's like Christianity. It took over the
world in just a couple of hundred years.
1195
01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:40,758
Yes, it did.
1196
01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:45,679
It makes a certain
kind of sense.
1197
01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:48,269
And you want to believe
that story.
1198
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,483
I'm not sure.
Because...
1199
01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:57,320
if you are Jesus, then...
1200
01:14:57,618 --> 01:15:00,452
that means
that the Bible is just...
1201
01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:04,455
fiction.
1202
01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:05,622
I need...
1203
01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:09,878
I want to know the truth. I need
to know the truth. Can you...
1204
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,038
just tell me the truth,
please?
1205
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:15,834
If I tell you the truth,
Philip, will you let me go?
1206
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:18,219
Yeah, I guess so.
1207
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,552
- Okay, I want you to listen very carefully.
- Okay, just wait a second...
1208
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:27,392
Two thousand years ago,
I stood on a hill in Galilee
1209
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,020
and I spoke
1210
01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:32,730
some basic spiritual truths
I'd picked up over the years.
1211
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:36,363
And when the gospels were
written, they called me Christ.
1212
01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:38,364
But frankly, the whole thing
got a lot bigger
1213
01:15:38,659 --> 01:15:42,573
and went in a very different
direction than I ever intended.
1214
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:47,458
It got violent
and scary and I took off.
1215
01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:50,460
I've kept my head down
ever since.
1216
01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:55,420
And I have to move on far
more often than I would like.
1217
01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,089
But lately something's changed.
1218
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:03,974
I'm getting lines in my face, gray
hair. I don't heal as fast as I used to.
1219
01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:05,804
And I don't know
if it's something in the air,
1220
01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:10,188
or in the water, the food.
Something in my blood, or DNA...
1221
01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:15,729
or a ticking time bomb in
my soul. I feel different.
1222
01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:19,068
Are you dying?
1223
01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:24,452
I don't know. Maybe.
Maybe I'm just changing.
1224
01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:26,742
Into what?
1225
01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:31,665
If your time is limited, it's
more important now than ever
1226
01:16:31,962 --> 01:16:33,203
for you to come forward.
1227
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:38,297
For you to spread
the word as only you can.
1228
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:44,423
I've thought about it a lot
and I want to help.
1229
01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:48,685
There is so much pain
and suffering.
1230
01:16:49,522 --> 01:16:55,018
The New Testament said that I would
return, but the truth is I never left.
1231
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,273
The Book of Revelation
says that
1232
01:16:57,571 --> 01:17:01,611
Jesus will rule over this planet with
his believers for a thousand years.
1233
01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:06,870
Shouldn't there be a better way to help
people than ruling over them like a king?
1234
01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:10,787
But what about the Rapture, where
the Dead in Christ will rise?
1235
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:15,125
Why not bring them into the light
now? Why condemn them to darkness?
1236
01:17:15,422 --> 01:17:18,836
Because they've condemned
themselves to darkness.
1237
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:19,625
That's harsh.
1238
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:23,671
No, it isn't. That's the fate
of those who haven't been saved.
1239
01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:26,761
As the fate of those who've
abandoned their faith.
1240
01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:29,221
Everyone can be saved.
1241
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:32,433
Everyone can find
peace and love.
1242
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:38,398
Why not create a Heaven on
Earth now? We can help do that.
1243
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,272
But right now...
1244
01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:43,281
I need your help.
1245
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:45,317
What can I do?
1246
01:17:45,619 --> 01:17:47,906
It's time
to cut me loose.
1247
01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:55,915
Yeah, okay.
1248
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,636
Okay, what's your plan?
1249
01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:15,055
One step at a time.
1250
01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:18,941
If you're the Son of God, why
can't you just cut yourself loose?
1251
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,900
Son of Man.
No magical powers.
1252
01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:27,113
Okay, you want a plan.
1253
01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:28,822
There are many paths to
enlightenment,
1254
01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:32,159
including the born-again
experience that you've had.
1255
01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:35,121
But there are
equally valid paths.
1256
01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:36,876
No, there aren't.
1257
01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:40,335
It says in Matthew 18:3...
1258
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:41,293
Um...
1259
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:42,582
Jesus tells his disciples:
1260
01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:44,922
"Except ye be converted,
and become as little children,
1261
01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,507
ye shall not enter into
the kingdom of Heaven."
1262
01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:49,422
There are other approaches to
enlightenment that have been practiced
1263
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,058
throughout time
across the globe.
1264
01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,345
Why wouldn't we draw on that
experience, and that wisdom?
1265
01:18:54,647 --> 01:18:58,561
But do these other paths involve the
cleansing blood of Christ? Because...
1266
01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:01,852
The path is less
important than the goal:
1267
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,942
a personal transformation...
1268
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,073
that enables us
1269
01:19:07,368 --> 01:19:09,530
to empathize with others
and bring
1270
01:19:09,828 --> 01:19:12,286
Heaven here on Earth
right now.
1271
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:16,621
Rational humans have existed on
this planet for 200,000 years.
1272
01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:21,209
Right? The New Testament has only existed
for a fraction of that time, Philip.
1273
01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:25,467
No, no. This is liberal
theological nonsense.
1274
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:28,094
What,
so you're a Methodist now?
1275
01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:30,798
- I'm not being clear...
- Nah, you know what?
1276
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:31,965
I've had
a personal relationship
1277
01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:35,386
with Jesus Christ as my savior
for the past ten years now.
1278
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:36,269
I think I know who Jesus is,
1279
01:19:36,563 --> 01:19:39,271
and I can tell you right now you
don't sound anything like him.
1280
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:42,149
I don't know which translation
of the Bible you've read,
1281
01:19:42,444 --> 01:19:45,357
- whoseversion...
- It's so seductive, isn't it?
1282
01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:50,697
It's so seductive. The desire
to believe you is so strong.
1283
01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:53,324
But if word
of your existence got out
1284
01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:58,333
and Isabel had her wayand people started
worshipping you, it could destroy the world.
1285
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,916
I have no intention
of starting a religion.
1286
01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:09,135
You're a real smooth
talker, Professor Young.
1287
01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:16,511
While you're certainly not Jesus, you do
remind me of someone else from the Bible.
1288
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,681
Someone with miraculous
powers of persuasion.
1289
01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:23,733
Someone obsessed with
transforming the world,
1290
01:20:24,028 --> 01:20:27,271
overturning the true
message of the Bible.
1291
01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:31,191
You're not Jesus Christ.
1292
01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:34,244
You're the Anti-Christ.
1293
01:20:35,122 --> 01:20:38,536
Cut me loose, Philip, so we can
discuss this rationally, please.
1294
01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:43,120
Sure, yeah.
Cut loose the Anti-Christ.
1295
01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,038
What harm could possibly
come from that?
1296
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,333
Why don't you
listen to yourself?
1297
01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:52,470
A minute earlier, you're prepared
to believe that I'm Jesus. Now...
1298
01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:53,926
I'm the Anti-Christ.
1299
01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:56,682
I'm not sure who you are.
1300
01:20:56,977 --> 01:21:00,971
Maybe you're just a regular guy
who's a really good story teller.
1301
01:21:01,273 --> 01:21:02,730
But you're the one who
claimed to be Jesus,
1302
01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:05,768
and right now, you sound more
like the Great Deceiver.
1303
01:21:06,070 --> 01:21:09,154
Do you even know
what the Anti-Christ is?
1304
01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:12,407
The concept
doesn't exist in the Bible.
1305
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:17,321
It's a distortion that superstitious
monks created by pulling
1306
01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:19,990
completely unrelated
passages together.
1307
01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,750
Now the word "Antichrist"
1308
01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:25,788
appears in the
Epistles of John...
1309
01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:27,831
but it never refers
to a single person.
1310
01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:30,295
You know that I'm talking
about the really really bad guy
1311
01:21:30,594 --> 01:21:33,837
from the Book of Revelation,
whatever medieval monks named him.
1312
01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:36,472
Okay.
What malevolent creature
1313
01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:41,683
from the Book of Revelation
do I remotely resemble to you?
1314
01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:46,016
There's the
seven-headed Beast
1315
01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:49,272
who is wounded to death.
1316
01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:53,190
His wounds miraculously heal.
You can do that.
1317
01:21:54,076 --> 01:21:57,194
The Beast blasphemes God
and Heaven,
1318
01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:59,829
much like your theology
of many paths.
1319
01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:01,660
Ultimately
everyone left on Earth is
1320
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:05,999
worshiping him. Seems like
you're pushing for a similar plan.
1321
01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:09,209
All that's missing
is the 666.
1322
01:22:10,217 --> 01:22:12,129
You got any tattoos?
1323
01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:16,338
The nonsense
about the Beast
1324
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:20,259
is fantasy literature
and nothing more.
1325
01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:23,561
You really don't believe
in the Bible, do you?
1326
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:27,145
It's a book,
written by people.
1327
01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:31,061
Whatever you are, you're a
serious enemy of the Bible,
1328
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:35,107
and your message could have catastrophic
effects on the Christian faith.
1329
01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:36,650
You are a threat.
1330
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,614
I just want
to be left alone.
1331
01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:41,120
I don't believe you.
1332
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:45,249
I haven't lied to you once.
1333
01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:46,910
Hah!
1334
01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:48,328
I have an idea.
1335
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:51,122
Let's have a little test
of faith.
1336
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:53,379
For me or for you?
1337
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:55,339
Both of us.
1338
01:22:56,346 --> 01:22:58,463
I know what I believe in.
1339
01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:02,805
Okay.
So if I am the Beast...
1340
01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:07,097
what do you think God
would have you do with me?
1341
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,107
Probably kill you.
1342
01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:13,816
Then do it.
Let's end this.
1343
01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:16,606
I didn't exactly say
you were the Anti-Christ.
1344
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:19,572
I just said
it could be a possibility.
1345
01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:20,701
Well, that's good news.
1346
01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:22,828
If you're not going to kill me
for being the Beast,
1347
01:23:23,123 --> 01:23:24,159
you're going to have
to let me go sometime.
1348
01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:27,451
There's still the possibility that you
could be Jesus, and I can't let you go
1349
01:23:27,753 --> 01:23:29,164
until I know
one way or the other.
1350
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,749
I already told you I was.
1351
01:23:31,048 --> 01:23:33,210
That doesn't
prove anything.
1352
01:23:33,717 --> 01:23:36,755
Then plunge your knife into me
and find out for sure.
1353
01:23:37,054 --> 01:23:41,344
If I'm Jesus, I'll survive.
Or die and be reborn.
1354
01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:45,306
Maybe you're just a manipulative
story teller, and I'd be a murderer.
1355
01:23:45,604 --> 01:23:46,014
That's right.
1356
01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:52,731
But it still comes down to the
same choices: stab me or let me go.
1357
01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:58,736
So just, stick this knife
in your eye or something?
1358
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:01,651
Why not place it
on my right side?
1359
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:05,948
- Like the Roman soldier with the spear.
- Yes.
1360
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:11,912
So you want me to stab you
right now as an act of faith.
1361
01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:14,080
I didn't say that.
1362
01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:16,708
But what if I want to?
1363
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:17,875
Then you would be...
1364
01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:21,679
Philip.
1365
01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:31,397
P- Professor?
1366
01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:34,066
P- ProfessorYoung?
1367
01:24:35,195 --> 01:24:38,563
J- Jesus Christ.
What...
1368
01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:14,976
Hi, you've reached Philip. Sorry I
can't get to the phone right now...
1369
01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:16,393
No answer.
1370
01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:18,527
Philip, what's up? Where are you?
1371
01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:22,236
We have Dr. Jenkins, we're
really close. Call me.
1372
01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:26,737
So what's your problem
with him, anyway? Hm?
1373
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,746
- Me?
- Yeah. What'd he ever do to you?
1374
01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:34,002
Aside from the fact that he
ruined my life? That problem?
1375
01:25:35,047 --> 01:25:37,164
Don't get salty, dude.
1376
01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:39,173
What happened,
Dr. Jenkins?
1377
01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:42,085
Well, you read my book,
Isabel. Yes?
1378
01:25:42,429 --> 01:25:45,547
You were all good friends,
academic peers...
1379
01:25:45,849 --> 01:25:49,934
He told you his story one night, then
"just kidding" and poof, he vanished.
1380
01:25:50,228 --> 01:25:54,188
I was angry. I felt betrayed.
We all felt betrayed.
1381
01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:57,772
And I left there that evening,
wanting to expose him for the lunatic
1382
01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:02,440
- that I thought he was.
- So you became a ninja stalker.
1383
01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:05,358
I'd given up hope of finding
him until I saw your email.
1384
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:10,406
But that doesn't explain how you
went from a skeptic to a believer.
1385
01:26:10,707 --> 01:26:12,539
I'm an archaeologist.
1386
01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:16,453
I dug deep, looking
for the truth, but I...
1387
01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:21,921
couldn't disprove
his fantastic story.
1388
01:26:22,219 --> 01:26:25,087
So I published. And...
1389
01:26:25,389 --> 01:26:28,223
Got run out of Dodge
on a rail.
1390
01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:30,926
Sucks to be you.
1391
01:26:32,646 --> 01:26:34,103
Tara...
1392
01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:36,731
No, I would agree.
1393
01:26:45,117 --> 01:26:47,109
I guess the ambulance
has already come and gone.
1394
01:26:47,411 --> 01:26:49,243
Well, they left the front door
open. Maybe there's a note.
1395
01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,656
Start calling hospitals. There
can't be that many in this town.
1396
01:26:52,958 --> 01:26:57,578
- ProfessorYoung's truck is gone.
- Hello? Anybody home?
1397
01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:03,170
Still no answer. Philip,
what's up? Where are you?
1398
01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,018
Hello?
1399
01:27:21,445 --> 01:27:22,936
Look, there's blood.
1400
01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:25,025
Oh, no.
1401
01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:37,246
Oh, shit.
1402
01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:40,161
Okay, okay.
What went on here?
1403
01:27:40,464 --> 01:27:44,048
I don't know. Philip said
he was calling an ambulance.
1404
01:27:44,342 --> 01:27:44,877
You need to call
the police.
1405
01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:49,672
- We don't know what happened.
- That's why you need to call the police.
1406
01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:52,886
Philip might have done
something stupid.
1407
01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:55,768
Don't touch that.
You have to dial 911.
1408
01:27:56,062 --> 01:27:59,772
There's a broken chair and some
blood. We don't know what went on.
1409
01:28:00,066 --> 01:28:03,525
Two people
and a car are missing.
1410
01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:05,311
We have to find Philip.
1411
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,856
No, you have to call
the p...
1412
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:09,110
I'll do it.
1413
01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:12,026
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,
wait, just one minute, okay?
1414
01:28:12,329 --> 01:28:14,696
I don't want to get in trouble,
okay? No one does.
1415
01:28:14,998 --> 01:28:16,079
Let's just think about
what happened.
1416
01:28:16,374 --> 01:28:19,458
If the ambulance came, then
ProfessorYoung is in the hospital.
1417
01:28:19,753 --> 01:28:21,915
No. The paramedics would have
stopped the bleeding down here.
1418
01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:25,252
There wouldn't be a blood trail all
the way up the stairs right there.
1419
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,883
- We're not criminals.
- No, no, you have no choice.
1420
01:28:28,178 --> 01:28:30,044
If the cops come,
then we all get arrested, okay?
1421
01:28:30,347 --> 01:28:35,593
Forget college, forget everything.
Our lives are totally over, period.
1422
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:38,477
But where are they?
1423
01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:42,982
Do you think Professor
Young killed Philip?
1424
01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:44,687
- I...
- No way.
1425
01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:46,022
Maybe Philip
killed ProfessorYoung.
1426
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:50,361
Now that is impossible. Because he
would have had to cut his head off.
1427
01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:52,571
And there's not enough blood
in here for that.
1428
01:28:52,869 --> 01:28:53,279
Ewgh!
1429
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:54,284
That's a little graphic.
1430
01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:57,287
Maybe they both
just drove away together.
1431
01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:58,948
After having a knife fight?
1432
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:01,834
Or a ritual sacrifice?
1433
01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:06,839
Okay, ProfessorYoung was
leaving... Maybe hejust left.
1434
01:29:07,133 --> 01:29:08,874
No, because the Van Gogh
is still upstairs.
1435
01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:12,796
It doesn't make sense that he would
leave it behind, after all these years.
1436
01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:15,636
Okay, listen. Tara, why
don't you and Dr. Jenkins
1437
01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:17,300
call all the hospitals,
see if he's there.
1438
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:22,142
Liko and I will stay here,
figure out what to do with this.
1439
01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,808
Sound like a plan?
1440
01:29:29,865 --> 01:29:32,027
Oh, boy...
1441
01:29:58,810 --> 01:30:00,301
John?
1442
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,436
Harry.
1443
01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:11,528
John.
1444
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,822
Oh, my God.
1445
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:18,236
Hah.
1446
01:30:18,538 --> 01:30:19,824
Well, I got your letter,
obviously.
1447
01:30:20,123 --> 01:30:24,163
I was surprised to hear from you,
to say the least. And a letter.
1448
01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:25,872
Well,
1449
01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:29,414
technology is not my friend
these days.
1450
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:39,887
It was a lot to absorb, John.
1451
01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,721
I know.
1452
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:46,014
How are you feeling?
1453
01:30:46,316 --> 01:30:46,681
Still sore.
1454
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:50,647
I'm not used to being injured
for an extended period of time.
1455
01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:52,187
It's only been six weeks.
1456
01:30:52,489 --> 01:30:56,824
I've had much worse, and I'm
usually up in a couple of days.
1457
01:30:57,160 --> 01:31:01,074
This is different,
Harry.
1458
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:01,991
How so?
1459
01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:06,660
I don't know. But I
hope I'll find out soon.
1460
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:11,502
I like the beard. Reminds
me of a Schnauzer I had once.
1461
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,417
Ouch. Ouch.
1462
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:17,507
No, no.
I got it.
1463
01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:19,263
Okay.
1464
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,219
So you're living here?
1465
01:31:21,518 --> 01:31:23,259
Uh, yes.
1466
01:31:23,561 --> 01:31:27,100
- How much longer?
- I don't know.
1467
01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:28,731
Hmm.
1468
01:31:30,610 --> 01:31:35,150
I think I found a name for
myself, Harry. A classification.
1469
01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:38,612
- 'Holocene Man'.
- Ah, your dates are a little off.
1470
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:41,823
The Holocene only goes back
12,000 years. And you, you're...
1471
01:31:42,122 --> 01:31:43,112
Oh, I know.
1472
01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:47,625
I saw the ice melt, watched
the birth of an epoch.
1473
01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:51,003
Yeah, well, the scientific
community is starting
1474
01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:54,631
to coalesce around the idea
that the Holocene's over.
1475
01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:57,589
We're now living
in the Anthropocene.
1476
01:31:57,887 --> 01:31:59,298
Ta-da!
1477
01:31:59,597 --> 01:32:04,809
The impact of man's activities on the planet
being so severe, it's changed it permanently,
1478
01:32:05,103 --> 01:32:07,937
creating a whole new epoch.
1479
01:32:08,231 --> 01:32:11,895
That would explain a thing
or two about my condition.
1480
01:32:12,569 --> 01:32:14,526
End of an era.
1481
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:17,901
Oh, John.
Come on, don't talk like that.
1482
01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:23,786
Well, everything ends. And
apparently, nobody lives forever.
1483
01:32:27,667 --> 01:32:29,408
What is it?
1484
01:32:31,004 --> 01:32:35,749
John, I didn't do this, come here,
for any reason, except you asked.
1485
01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:40,011
But since we're here, and since we're
talking, I could really use your help.
1486
01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:45,767
It's my dad. He's been
sick for a while. And now...
1487
01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:50,021
Would you be willing to come
home with me? Just for a while?
1488
01:32:52,484 --> 01:32:54,316
I think he would really like
to meet you.
1489
01:32:54,611 --> 01:32:58,195
I'll go check my calendar.
But I think I'm free.
1490
01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:00,197
- Let's go.
- Thank you.
1491
01:35:12,832 --> 01:35:14,698
- Dr. Jenkins?
- Yeah.
1492
01:35:15,001 --> 01:35:16,617
Angelo Garcetti, FBI.
1493
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:19,207
FBI?
What can I do for you?
1494
01:35:19,505 --> 01:35:21,462
I was hoping we could
talk about John Young,
1495
01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:24,922
aka John Oldman,
aka John Magdel.
1496
01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:27,462
Yeah, yeah.
I know who you mean.
1497
01:35:27,764 --> 01:35:29,756
I don't know where he is, if
that's what you want to know.
1498
01:35:30,058 --> 01:35:34,052
Oh, I'm aware of that. If you knew
where he was, I'd know where he was.
1499
01:35:34,354 --> 01:35:36,471
Oh.
Is that so?
1500
01:35:36,773 --> 01:35:40,517
- Do you think he kidnapped Philip Nichols?
- I hope not.
1501
01:35:40,818 --> 01:35:42,150
I'd hate to think
he'd hurt a kid.
1502
01:35:42,445 --> 01:35:45,938
You have reason to believe
he's capable of violence?
1503
01:35:46,241 --> 01:35:48,858
He hunts large animals
with a bow and arrow,
1504
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:51,652
and he butchers them
with his own hands.
1505
01:35:51,955 --> 01:35:54,572
I have no idea what
he's capable of.
1506
01:35:54,874 --> 01:35:55,660
I see.
1507
01:35:55,959 --> 01:35:58,542
You've said this man
claims to be immortal?
1508
01:35:58,836 --> 01:36:01,044
Sometimes he claims it,
sometimes he denies it.
1509
01:36:01,339 --> 01:36:03,581
- Do you think it's true?
- I don't know anymore.
1510
01:36:03,883 --> 01:36:06,375
Maybe he's just older
than he looks.
1511
01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:09,386
You describe him
as over six feet, thin,
1512
01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:12,515
- with dark hair and eyes.
- Yup.
1513
01:36:12,809 --> 01:36:14,300
Interesting.
1514
01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:16,594
Why?
What's it to you?
1515
01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:17,727
It's a cold case.
1516
01:36:18,022 --> 01:36:21,481
Crazy thing. His description
matches a guy, died years ago.
1517
01:36:21,776 --> 01:36:25,690
But witnesses keep placing him
at the scene of violent crimes.
1518
01:36:25,989 --> 01:36:29,153
Sick, twisted stuff,
nightmares.
1519
01:36:29,534 --> 01:36:30,741
Always a different name,
1520
01:36:31,035 --> 01:36:34,699
different place,
but the same description.
1521
01:36:34,998 --> 01:36:38,992
I don't think John would
hurt people intentionally.
1522
01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:43,755
But he is certainly
a skilled identity fabricator.
1523
01:36:44,048 --> 01:36:45,004
Maybe so.
1524
01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:48,418
But an immortal,
identity-changing serial killer...
1525
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:51,508
Do you think
such a thing could exist?
1526
01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:55,007
I think...
1527
01:36:56,102 --> 01:36:58,765
anything is possible.
1528
01:36:59,314 --> 01:37:05,902
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