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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,747 Previously on "Us"... 2 00:00:02,750 --> 00:00:05,778 - What? - Just imagine a montage. 3 00:00:05,781 --> 00:00:09,113 A group of fine looking grad students 4 00:00:09,115 --> 00:00:11,916 were invited to a secret school for magic 5 00:00:11,918 --> 00:00:13,348 where a bunch of stuff happened 6 00:00:13,351 --> 00:00:14,692 that doesn't really matter, 7 00:00:14,695 --> 00:00:17,889 until they ran into a mysterious figure. 8 00:00:17,891 --> 00:00:20,684 The answer to a riddle they didn't even know to ask. 9 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,926 It's you. 10 00:00:21,928 --> 00:00:23,461 Do you want this recap or not? 11 00:00:23,463 --> 00:00:27,265 So yeah, it was me. Things were awesome. 12 00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:29,934 For a minute. We became kings and queens. 13 00:00:29,936 --> 00:00:32,103 Well, everybody but you. 14 00:00:32,105 --> 00:00:35,890 Everyone hooked up, I had a threesome with two harpies. 15 00:00:35,893 --> 00:00:38,408 Just get to the parts about me. 16 00:00:38,411 --> 00:00:41,546 You had a lot of drama with your hands. 17 00:00:41,548 --> 00:00:44,682 You signed a billion-year contract with the Library 18 00:00:44,684 --> 00:00:47,952 - to help out Kady. - Wait, who's that? 19 00:00:47,954 --> 00:00:51,046 Kady Orloff-Diaz? Love of your life? 20 00:00:51,049 --> 00:00:52,731 Looks like she could crack open your balls, 21 00:00:52,734 --> 00:00:54,225 because she can? 22 00:00:54,227 --> 00:00:57,085 Well, it was a love for the ages. 23 00:00:57,088 --> 00:01:00,231 Despite the fact that Kady got in way over her head 24 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:02,367 with some hedge witches. Especially her best bitch, 25 00:01:02,369 --> 00:01:04,469 Julia Wicker. Their term, not mine. 26 00:01:04,471 --> 00:01:07,405 I would never. Whatever went down 27 00:01:07,407 --> 00:01:10,408 definitely made them ex-best... 28 00:01:10,410 --> 00:01:12,276 Witches. Truthfully, 29 00:01:12,278 --> 00:01:14,245 the only person Kady can stand is you. 30 00:01:14,247 --> 00:01:16,481 And that pretty much cut both ways. 31 00:01:16,483 --> 00:01:18,616 No, come on, Penny, don't... don't... Come on. 32 00:01:18,618 --> 00:01:21,285 And then you died. Kind of. 33 00:01:21,287 --> 00:01:25,656 Meanwhile, magic got all jacked up. 34 00:01:25,658 --> 00:01:28,226 You know what's weird, that jacked up is bad, 35 00:01:28,228 --> 00:01:32,363 - but jacked off is great. - Focus, dude. 36 00:01:32,365 --> 00:01:35,333 So, with magic gone, a bunch of Fairy dicks 37 00:01:35,335 --> 00:01:38,636 invaded Fillory, made Eliot and Margo look like derps, 38 00:01:38,638 --> 00:01:41,506 so the people revolted. Only ray of hope? 39 00:01:41,508 --> 00:01:43,965 Julia mysteriously still has magic. 40 00:01:43,968 --> 00:01:46,077 Why? Question mark! 41 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:47,828 We got sent on a dope quest 42 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:50,647 to find the Seven Keys that unlock magic. 43 00:01:50,650 --> 00:01:52,517 But the fourth one got dragon gobbled 44 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:54,218 and lost in the Underworld. 45 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:56,053 The other Penny sent us the key, 46 00:01:56,055 --> 00:01:58,089 but never came back. 47 00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:01,858 - Then came my grand adventure. - Hard pass. 48 00:02:01,861 --> 00:02:04,762 I also saved the day in your dumb timeline. 49 00:02:04,765 --> 00:02:07,498 - And snagged up Key seven. - Yeah, I was there for that. 50 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,906 And you didn't save shit. 51 00:02:08,909 --> 00:02:11,636 Now wait, you skipped the Sixth Key. 52 00:02:11,638 --> 00:02:13,371 This makes no goddamn sense. 53 00:02:13,373 --> 00:02:16,274 No, it's intentionally confusing. 54 00:02:16,276 --> 00:02:19,644 You see, Julia saved a bunch of Fairies from slavery, 55 00:02:19,646 --> 00:02:22,447 So the Fairy Queen was like, I have the Sixth Key, 56 00:02:22,449 --> 00:02:25,216 but I'm not going to give it to you because she's... 57 00:02:25,218 --> 00:02:27,618 A creamy bitch is what she is. 58 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:30,632 Meanwhile, Alice has been acting real fishy. 59 00:02:30,635 --> 00:02:31,663 Quentin was all like... 60 00:02:31,666 --> 00:02:32,557 Are you working for the Library? 61 00:02:32,559 --> 00:02:34,057 - And she was all... - Yes. 62 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,127 And now, if you would please refer 63 00:02:36,129 --> 00:02:37,913 to the hookup/murder chart. 64 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:40,765 Penny got with the other Alice. 65 00:02:40,767 --> 00:02:42,893 - Interesting. - Now that we know 66 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:48,138 who porked whom, let's go over who murdered whom. 67 00:02:48,141 --> 00:02:49,830 Penny. 68 00:02:51,845 --> 00:02:55,246 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 69 00:02:55,248 --> 00:02:56,681 ♪ ♪ 70 00:02:56,683 --> 00:03:00,084 You're Kady. 71 00:03:00,086 --> 00:03:03,788 - What's going on? - I'm not your Penny. 72 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:07,362 [DARK MUSIC] 73 00:03:08,114 --> 00:03:11,115 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC] 74 00:03:11,118 --> 00:03:13,567 ♪ ♪ 75 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:18,235 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 76 00:03:18,238 --> 00:03:21,539 [MUFFLED, STATICKY VOICES] 77 00:03:21,541 --> 00:03:23,341 Julia? 78 00:03:23,343 --> 00:03:25,510 - Sorry, uh, what? - What I'm saying is, 79 00:03:25,512 --> 00:03:27,278 if there's a monster behind the door, 80 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,347 opening the door is probably not the smartest plan. 81 00:03:29,349 --> 00:03:30,882 But that's where magic is, like... 82 00:03:30,884 --> 00:03:34,185 what, we can't exactly just stop. Plus, this didn't come 83 00:03:34,187 --> 00:03:36,554 - from the most reliable source. - He was you. 84 00:03:36,556 --> 00:03:39,490 - He was the Beast. - Making decisions like this 85 00:03:39,492 --> 00:03:41,225 without understanding the consequences 86 00:03:41,227 --> 00:03:44,213 is exactly why magic is gone. 87 00:03:44,216 --> 00:03:46,082 So we figure out if it's true. 88 00:03:46,085 --> 00:03:50,654 We... we search the castle, find out what's inside. 89 00:03:50,657 --> 00:03:52,424 We could ask the Library. 90 00:03:54,518 --> 00:03:57,304 Yeah, you're right. You should ask them. 91 00:03:57,307 --> 00:03:58,562 They say they want to help. 92 00:03:58,565 --> 00:04:00,878 It'd be nice if they actually did. 93 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,893 I'll let you know what they say. 94 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:07,635 Q... 95 00:04:09,862 --> 00:04:11,428 Do you have a better plan? 96 00:04:11,431 --> 00:04:13,356 Yeah, maybe don't trust the Library? 97 00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:15,793 They literally snort the bones of Fairies. 98 00:04:15,795 --> 00:04:17,007 We don't have to trust them. 99 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:18,529 The Penny that you brought with you, 100 00:04:18,531 --> 00:04:19,897 - The... - Penny 23. 101 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:22,900 Yeah, look. Ask him to follow Alice 102 00:04:22,902 --> 00:04:24,902 to the Library. He can Astral Project, 103 00:04:24,904 --> 00:04:26,916 they'll never even know he was there. 104 00:04:33,012 --> 00:04:35,346 Catching up on the news? 105 00:04:35,348 --> 00:04:37,014 My timeline was post apocalyptic, 106 00:04:37,016 --> 00:04:40,284 and it wasn't this fucked up. 107 00:04:40,286 --> 00:04:42,553 Alice is meeting with the Library. 108 00:04:42,555 --> 00:04:44,789 We need you to follow her on the Astral Plane. 109 00:04:44,791 --> 00:04:47,127 Q thinks you're more likely to say yes if I ask, 110 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:50,885 because you and the other me shared a thing. 111 00:04:50,888 --> 00:04:53,409 But we both know that we're total strangers. 112 00:04:53,412 --> 00:04:56,164 - So... - Go on. 113 00:04:56,167 --> 00:05:00,393 Well see, this is a chance to un-fuck magic. 114 00:05:00,396 --> 00:05:02,840 And as a new citizen of Timeline 40, 115 00:05:02,842 --> 00:05:05,743 that should be something you would want to do. 116 00:05:05,745 --> 00:05:08,830 Whoever asks. 117 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:11,327 I have heard of the Castle at the End of the World. 118 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:13,260 It was built by the gods, but its contents 119 00:05:13,263 --> 00:05:15,893 are secret by design. All we mortals know 120 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:17,821 is that we are not meant to know. 121 00:05:17,824 --> 00:05:20,758 Why wouldn't they want you to know what's inside? 122 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,628 Perhaps it is indeed the lair of a horrifying monster. 123 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:26,854 Or perhaps they simply enjoy tormenting those of us 124 00:05:26,857 --> 00:05:30,225 who dedicate our lives to cataloguing information. 125 00:05:30,228 --> 00:05:31,627 Well whatever their motive, 126 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,564 we'd be idiots to go in totally blind. 127 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,606 Then ask someone who's been inside. 128 00:05:35,615 --> 00:05:37,486 A god. I believe your friends 129 00:05:37,496 --> 00:05:42,165 have had encounters with them. Now, there is another matter. 130 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:52,659 That's the Siphon? 131 00:05:55,461 --> 00:05:57,135 We thought it'd be bigger. 132 00:05:57,138 --> 00:06:00,139 It needs to be powered, and it requires a lot of energy. 133 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:01,932 Our intended source has not fulfilled 134 00:06:01,935 --> 00:06:04,702 their end of our bargain. 135 00:06:04,704 --> 00:06:07,305 Well, how are we supposed to use it? 136 00:06:07,307 --> 00:06:09,999 Your friend Julia. She's powerful enough. 137 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:12,276 If her magic were implanted into the Siphon... 138 00:06:12,278 --> 00:06:15,813 She'd never go for that if she knew what this does. 139 00:06:15,815 --> 00:06:20,585 Then you'll have to take the power from her by force. 140 00:06:20,587 --> 00:06:24,021 That could kill her. 141 00:06:24,023 --> 00:06:27,487 We've all made sacrifices in pursuit of our greater purpose. 142 00:06:31,796 --> 00:06:33,562 We need the Siphon charged before... 143 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:35,499 I know. 144 00:06:39,235 --> 00:06:43,737 I just need some time to figure out another way, or... 145 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:47,409 - I'll be in touch. - Remember. 146 00:06:47,412 --> 00:06:49,604 Once magic is flowing again, 147 00:06:49,607 --> 00:06:53,151 you have 30 seconds to attach the Siphon. 148 00:06:53,154 --> 00:06:57,256 If you miss that window, our chance is gone forever. 149 00:06:57,259 --> 00:07:00,458 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 150 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:07,213 ♪ ♪ 151 00:07:08,739 --> 00:07:11,153 I come bearing gifts. 152 00:07:11,156 --> 00:07:13,757 This is like, 80% taco supplies. 153 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,661 I'm sorry, do they not have Tuesdays in Fillory? 154 00:07:16,663 --> 00:07:19,163 Feel free to do your own grocery shopping next time. 155 00:07:19,165 --> 00:07:21,632 No, no, if I have to catch, pluck, or boil 156 00:07:21,635 --> 00:07:24,879 one more pigeon, I'm going to hurl myself off this ship. 157 00:07:31,444 --> 00:07:33,644 I was gone a lot longer than I thought it would be. 158 00:07:33,646 --> 00:07:36,581 - [EXHALES] - Listen, Fen. 159 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:38,382 Before you were born, you were promised 160 00:07:38,384 --> 00:07:41,185 to a stranger. A king. 161 00:07:41,187 --> 00:07:44,188 And I'm not one anymore. 162 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:47,391 You don't have to stay for my sake. 163 00:07:47,393 --> 00:07:49,660 I'm guessing you've never thought about 164 00:07:49,662 --> 00:07:52,363 where I would be if you never showed up. 165 00:07:52,365 --> 00:07:54,265 I have. 166 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:57,301 Still in that same village where I was born, 167 00:07:57,303 --> 00:07:59,161 married to one of the three 168 00:07:59,164 --> 00:08:01,272 obnoxious boys I lived next to. 169 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:04,675 Now those boys want to drop you off a waterfall, 170 00:08:04,677 --> 00:08:07,445 and that's them being polite. 171 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:10,581 What do you think they would do if they got their hands on me? 172 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:14,619 That got less touching as you went. 173 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:18,089 I can't go back to my old life. 174 00:08:18,091 --> 00:08:22,622 I'm stuck with you, and that means you're stuck with me. 175 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:24,879 We've been trying to negotiate with the Fairy Queen 176 00:08:24,882 --> 00:08:27,298 for the last Key, but this is what we got back. 177 00:08:27,301 --> 00:08:28,728 - Eat my ass! - We're not sure if... 178 00:08:28,731 --> 00:08:29,926 Eat my ass! 179 00:08:29,929 --> 00:08:31,601 Eat. My. Ass! 180 00:08:31,604 --> 00:08:34,505 If this was the Fairy Queen's response 181 00:08:34,507 --> 00:08:36,707 or this is one very kinky rabbit. 182 00:08:36,709 --> 00:08:39,477 Maybe there's something we can do to get her attention? 183 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:41,379 [MUFFLED] Eat. My. Ass. 184 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:47,294 These are on the house. For you saving my life. 185 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:48,819 We need to talk to your Queen. 186 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:50,688 You must know how to get her to come. 187 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,623 - It's an emergency. - No. 188 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:56,497 The last time I saw her, she threatened to murder me. 189 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,996 Glass half full... she didn't actually go through with it. 190 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:01,699 But you must have Fairy stepsisters 191 00:09:01,701 --> 00:09:03,868 or someone you can talk to? 192 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:05,870 There were no Fairy children in the realm. 193 00:09:05,872 --> 00:09:09,403 Just humans they bargained away from their real parents. 194 00:09:09,406 --> 00:09:11,090 Like me. 195 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:14,027 Being sent to you ruined everything. 196 00:09:14,030 --> 00:09:15,780 I can't go back to the Fairy Realm. 197 00:09:15,782 --> 00:09:17,648 I don't fit in with humans. Why do you think 198 00:09:17,650 --> 00:09:20,318 - I work at an animal bar? - No, really, 199 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,987 [LAUGHING] really, I'm not judging you. 200 00:09:22,989 --> 00:09:24,989 Trust me, I'm not judging you. 201 00:09:24,991 --> 00:09:28,693 Now you show up and want to make things even worse. 202 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:31,778 Look, it's too late for me to fix your fucked up childhood. 203 00:09:31,781 --> 00:09:33,481 But what we want to offer the Queen 204 00:09:33,484 --> 00:09:37,352 would mean real peace for humans and fairies. 205 00:09:37,355 --> 00:09:41,591 Maybe the distance between us can finally start to close. 206 00:09:41,594 --> 00:09:44,841 And maybe then, you won't feel so alone. 207 00:09:44,844 --> 00:09:46,544 That's kind. 208 00:09:46,546 --> 00:09:49,419 But just so you know, I'm not alone. 209 00:09:51,036 --> 00:09:52,902 No, really. 210 00:09:52,905 --> 00:09:55,161 Bye, Margo. 211 00:09:55,164 --> 00:09:56,630 Bye, Humbledrum. 212 00:10:00,188 --> 00:10:01,754 I love that bear. 213 00:10:01,757 --> 00:10:03,490 So do I. 214 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:05,593 Yeah, hooray for bears, but we were 215 00:10:05,596 --> 00:10:09,270 - kind of having a moment. - No, honey, 216 00:10:09,273 --> 00:10:11,406 she loves him. 217 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:21,420 Uh, so not bear boss. Bear boyfriend? 218 00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:27,852 - Is that a thing in Fillory? - Apparently, very taboo. 219 00:10:27,854 --> 00:10:30,958 But like I told Humbledrum, as long as it's consensual, 220 00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:33,223 if I got my way, I'd say go hog wild 221 00:10:33,226 --> 00:10:35,051 or bear wild or bull wild. 222 00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:37,434 He's very concerned about getting your approval. 223 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,736 I don't think he quite gets 224 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,939 that you're not even Fray's real dad. 225 00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:46,419 Well, then... 226 00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:51,826 I will say what I wish my father had said to me. 227 00:10:51,829 --> 00:10:55,192 I'm so happy you're dating a bear. 228 00:10:59,819 --> 00:11:01,552 Thanks... 229 00:11:01,554 --> 00:11:02,887 Dad. 230 00:11:02,889 --> 00:11:05,556 Thanks, Fray's dad. 231 00:11:05,558 --> 00:11:07,762 No problem. 232 00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:10,606 That's all the Librarian knows. 233 00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:12,775 We have to find somebody who's been inside the Castle. 234 00:11:12,778 --> 00:11:14,278 So... 235 00:11:14,281 --> 00:11:17,282 A god. You say that like it's easy. 236 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,718 Our Lady Underground hasn't answered me in months. 237 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,888 Yeah, the only way to track Bacchus down 238 00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,972 was his Instagram, and it looks like it got deleted 239 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,387 for terms of service violations. 240 00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:29,324 Nipples, apparently. Well, that's bullshit. 241 00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:32,428 I'll ask Dean Fogg. 242 00:11:32,431 --> 00:11:35,122 If I can catch him when he's sober, maybe. 243 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,735 She's lying. 244 00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:43,604 Not about the god stuff, that's true. 245 00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:45,274 It's what she's leaving out. 246 00:11:45,277 --> 00:11:47,744 They have some sort of metal thing 247 00:11:47,747 --> 00:11:50,781 called a Siphon. She's supposed to charge it up 248 00:11:50,784 --> 00:11:54,403 by ripping out Julia's power, which could kill her. 249 00:11:54,406 --> 00:11:56,231 She didn't seem psyched about the idea, 250 00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:58,151 but she didn't say no. 251 00:11:58,154 --> 00:12:01,522 So, now what? 252 00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:04,558 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 253 00:12:04,561 --> 00:12:11,600 ♪ ♪ 254 00:12:14,707 --> 00:12:18,009 What's that? Truth Key? 255 00:12:18,012 --> 00:12:21,079 If it was, I'd tell you to go away. 256 00:12:21,082 --> 00:12:23,550 Unity. 257 00:12:23,553 --> 00:12:25,486 The walkie-talkie key. 258 00:12:25,489 --> 00:12:27,989 You're trying to talk to the other Penny. 259 00:12:27,992 --> 00:12:32,361 No offense... you're the other Penny. 260 00:12:35,157 --> 00:12:38,629 Look. 261 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:41,966 I don't blame you. You're just trying to survive. 262 00:12:41,984 --> 00:12:46,454 It's... it's everyone else. 263 00:12:46,457 --> 00:12:49,791 Acting like finding you is enough. 264 00:12:49,794 --> 00:12:53,796 When our Penny, the real Penny, 265 00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:57,534 is out there. Down there. 266 00:12:57,537 --> 00:13:01,372 And maybe if... 267 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:04,677 we talk to him, we could help him. 268 00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:10,890 - Oh, what? - Just... 269 00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:14,208 all that shit that you did for the other me. 270 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,163 The only person that would have done that for me 271 00:13:16,165 --> 00:13:20,372 on my timeline is Julia. 272 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:23,776 Yeah, well... [SNIFFLING] 273 00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:26,280 our Julia is different. 274 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:30,985 She is not the person you loved. 275 00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:34,490 You don't owe me anything. 276 00:13:34,493 --> 00:13:35,826 But for what it's worth, 277 00:13:35,829 --> 00:13:39,597 it'd be helpful if you explained it. 278 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,633 How she's different. 279 00:13:55,915 --> 00:13:58,782 What about Reynard? 280 00:13:58,784 --> 00:14:01,718 What happened to him after O.L.U. took him away? 281 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,887 I don't know. 282 00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:07,791 But it was his spark that Our Lady gave to Julia. 283 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,694 And now it's not about me. 284 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:13,340 None of it ever really felt about me. 285 00:14:16,401 --> 00:14:18,817 So I've, uh... 286 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,484 never really known how to deal 287 00:14:20,487 --> 00:14:23,722 with how angry I am at all of it. 288 00:14:23,725 --> 00:14:26,993 Wait, so he could be out there? 289 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:30,631 Still a god, but powerless? 290 00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:32,333 I guess. 291 00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:37,487 And only gods know what's behind the door. 292 00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:40,490 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 293 00:14:40,492 --> 00:14:42,693 ♪ ♪ 294 00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:45,729 No. 295 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,590 We have to find Reynard. 296 00:14:53,971 --> 00:14:55,734 Thank you for coming. I actually have 297 00:14:55,737 --> 00:14:57,158 nothing to say to you. 298 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,594 I know what you want. 299 00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:02,697 - And I can't give it to you. - We get it. 300 00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:05,523 Humans will chop you up and snort your innards. 301 00:15:05,526 --> 00:15:07,765 But not all humans are like that, you know that. 302 00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:11,070 - We aren't. - I told Julia about our Key 303 00:15:11,073 --> 00:15:14,409 to give you all a chance to give up on your quest. 304 00:15:14,411 --> 00:15:16,077 We aren't questing, we are surrendering. 305 00:15:16,079 --> 00:15:17,546 We are giving you what you want... 306 00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:19,713 A nice, quiet, moist as hell spot 307 00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:21,950 on Fillory for you to settle. 308 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:23,852 And you give us the Key. 309 00:15:23,854 --> 00:15:26,555 Or... I walk away. 310 00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:28,957 And when the Lorians, Floaters, and Western Hordes 311 00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:32,494 are done with Fillory, I can take it. 312 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,029 All of it. 313 00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:37,165 Our lifespans dwarf even the dwarves. 314 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:40,101 We can wait for what we want. 315 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:43,805 Oh, but you can't, can you? 316 00:15:43,807 --> 00:15:46,775 You see, Fray, well, she told us 317 00:15:46,777 --> 00:15:49,544 that there are no Fairy children in your realm. 318 00:15:49,546 --> 00:15:52,814 So... that's a prob. 319 00:15:52,816 --> 00:15:54,516 That's why you planted your eggs 320 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,015 in the Northern Orchard, isn't it? 321 00:15:56,018 --> 00:15:58,070 You can't reproduce in the Fairy Realm. 322 00:15:58,073 --> 00:16:01,690 Without Fillory, you go extinct. 323 00:16:01,692 --> 00:16:04,159 Fine, ignore the problem. 324 00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:06,661 Your egg hole's only getting dustier. 325 00:16:06,663 --> 00:16:09,164 You no longer speak for the people of Fillory. 326 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:12,133 Tick Pickwick does. 327 00:16:12,135 --> 00:16:15,103 And he has no interest in a deal. 328 00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:19,507 If you want my Key, come back with a crown. 329 00:16:19,509 --> 00:16:21,242 Or an army. 330 00:16:21,244 --> 00:16:24,179 [DARK MUSIC] 331 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:25,814 ♪ ♪ 332 00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:30,085 I pray to you, Our Lady Underground. 333 00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:33,188 Please don't be withholding for once. 334 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:35,056 [WHISPERING VOICES] 335 00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:37,726 - God damn it! - Hello? 336 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,001 Dean Fogg? 337 00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:48,635 Were you talking in here? 338 00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:52,674 No, I was not, why? 339 00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:55,956 I, um, I woke up this morning 340 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,278 with this ringing in my ears. 341 00:16:58,281 --> 00:17:00,215 You should get that checked. 342 00:17:00,217 --> 00:17:04,085 By someone who isn't me. But it's not just that. 343 00:17:04,087 --> 00:17:08,590 I can feel what other people are feeling. 344 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:12,694 You were given the power of a god. 345 00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:17,033 Spiritual people might say that you're hearing prayers. 346 00:17:18,835 --> 00:17:21,236 I heard you. 347 00:17:21,238 --> 00:17:24,706 I felt something coming from you. 348 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,651 What, exactly? 349 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:27,908 Desperation. 350 00:17:27,911 --> 00:17:29,190 Oh. [LAUGHS] 351 00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:31,132 Look, I think that I'm supposed to help you... 352 00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,049 No, I do not need your help. 353 00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:36,918 Yes, you do. 354 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,187 - Your eyes... - Were injured magically, 355 00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:41,089 and fixing them with magic risks changing 356 00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:44,225 the very core of who I am. Do you understand? 357 00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:46,094 Yes. 358 00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:49,729 If you did it, or another Magician. 359 00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:52,633 But that's not what I am, exactly. 360 00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:54,976 If I'm hearing prayers, I'm supposed 361 00:17:54,995 --> 00:17:59,531 to do something about them. Why give me this otherwise? 362 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:02,677 [SOMBER MUSIC] 363 00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:09,718 ♪ ♪ 364 00:18:44,755 --> 00:18:48,573 You know, I put a little leftover pigeon in my taco, 365 00:18:48,576 --> 00:18:50,424 and it's really... 366 00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:52,026 really bad. 367 00:18:52,028 --> 00:18:55,230 We need the Key to get back magic. 368 00:18:55,232 --> 00:18:57,198 We need our thrones to get the Key. 369 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,400 We need magic to get our thrones. 370 00:18:59,402 --> 00:19:02,070 It is an ouroboros of ass. 371 00:19:02,072 --> 00:19:03,905 Maybe King Idri and the Stone Queen 372 00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:06,479 will back our claims. We defeat Tick's army, 373 00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:08,976 - storm the castle... - Yes, and, 374 00:19:08,979 --> 00:19:11,589 what if we replace the part where we kill everyone with... 375 00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:13,926 Oh, off the top of my head... democracy? 376 00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:16,563 Like we were going to do before magic got borked? 377 00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,386 Tick's the only one who can call for an election, 378 00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:21,756 and he's got nothing to gain. 379 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,292 Oh, he'll call for it, all right. 380 00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:26,561 Josh, I need you to go to Kinko's. 381 00:19:28,465 --> 00:19:30,398 Election? What is this? 382 00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:34,903 There are thousands of them. They were falling from the sky. 383 00:19:34,905 --> 00:19:38,773 Over villages, farms, a brothel... 384 00:19:38,775 --> 00:19:42,081 I... happened to... be walking by. 385 00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:43,883 Collect them all and burn them. 386 00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:45,953 Of course, your grumpiness. 387 00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:50,192 But as Abigail wisely reminded me, 388 00:19:50,195 --> 00:19:52,924 the citizens now believe they're getting elections. 389 00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:55,690 You'd have to be the one to announce they're not. 390 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,926 Given the revolutionary mood 391 00:19:57,929 --> 00:19:59,854 the people have been in recently... 392 00:20:01,932 --> 00:20:03,432 Your plan worked. 393 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:06,202 Tick already started putting up his own campaign flyers. 394 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,987 Of course it worked. Giving people shit is easy. 395 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,123 Taking it away is almost impossible. 396 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,794 Like Obamacare. 397 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:17,165 Or herpes. Too true, Bambi. 398 00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:19,001 Speaking of difficult conversations 399 00:20:19,004 --> 00:20:22,305 with a former lover, do you have a second? 400 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,651 Why the fuck shouldn't my name be on that ballot? 401 00:20:24,654 --> 00:20:26,784 Because we are running for king. 402 00:20:26,787 --> 00:20:29,106 We can call the job whatever we want after we win it. 403 00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:31,076 It has been a struggle to bring this place 404 00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:33,651 into the 20th century. Yes, 20th, 405 00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:35,755 because when we got here, it was straight up Dark Ages, 406 00:20:35,757 --> 00:20:37,023 and we have to start somewhere. 407 00:20:37,026 --> 00:20:38,826 Yeah, we're really civilizing them. 408 00:20:38,829 --> 00:20:41,134 What should we teach them next? To outlaw abortion? 409 00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:43,401 Women don't want to work? Wage gaps? Thigh gaps? 410 00:20:43,404 --> 00:20:46,105 Fillory is patriarchal. 411 00:20:46,108 --> 00:20:48,682 And we've got to put our best foot forward. 412 00:20:48,685 --> 00:20:51,152 And I'm sorry, but in this case, 413 00:20:51,155 --> 00:20:52,987 our foot should have a dick. 414 00:20:56,899 --> 00:20:58,599 What, Josh? 415 00:20:58,601 --> 00:21:01,869 Do you have some patronizing bullshit to tell me, too? 416 00:21:01,871 --> 00:21:04,872 No, uh, could you drop me off at the Earth portal tree? 417 00:21:04,874 --> 00:21:08,576 - I have an idea, but I need... - Me? 418 00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:12,480 - How did you... - Yeah, I have no idea. 419 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:15,816 Hi, Margo. I felt you needed my help. 420 00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:20,187 And now I'm here. It's been a weird day. 421 00:21:20,189 --> 00:21:24,151 Can't believe I did this. 422 00:21:24,154 --> 00:21:26,360 This forest fed so many people. 423 00:21:26,362 --> 00:21:28,062 Not for nothing, 424 00:21:28,064 --> 00:21:30,231 but when I was at my lowest point, 425 00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:32,500 that tiny spell you showed me, 426 00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:34,435 it's what got me back in the fight. 427 00:21:34,437 --> 00:21:39,073 Magic is the thing that makes the children of Earth special. 428 00:21:39,076 --> 00:21:41,464 All I'm asking is, try. 429 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,395 [SOMBER MUSIC] 430 00:21:55,398 --> 00:22:02,070 ♪ ♪ 431 00:22:30,193 --> 00:22:33,527 [BRANCHES CREAKING, CRACKLING] 432 00:22:38,534 --> 00:22:40,568 Vote Children of Earth. 433 00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:44,503 Vote Children of Earth. 434 00:22:48,086 --> 00:22:49,986 Vote the Children of Earth! 435 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:53,042 Step right up, grab a poster. 436 00:23:03,136 --> 00:23:05,037 We need to talk. 437 00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:08,040 - Look, Quentin... - What is a Siphon? 438 00:23:08,042 --> 00:23:10,309 And why do you need Julia to power it? 439 00:23:10,311 --> 00:23:12,945 - You spied on me? - What does it do? 440 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:17,394 It's a safeguard. That's all. 441 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,964 The Library wants to turn magic back on. 442 00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:21,512 And once it's back on, they want to make sure 443 00:23:21,514 --> 00:23:23,155 it doesn't get used for the wrong things 444 00:23:23,157 --> 00:23:26,858 - by the wrong people. - So, the Siphon diverts 445 00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:30,479 magic to the Library so that they can choose who can use it? 446 00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:35,037 Look, you took a test to get into Brakebills. 447 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,206 If you failed, you would have gotten sent away, 448 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:40,944 with no memory of magic. Happily ignorant. 449 00:23:40,947 --> 00:23:43,008 But because a group of smart individuals 450 00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:47,839 made a judgment call, they let you in. 451 00:23:47,842 --> 00:23:49,909 Why should the Library get to choose? 452 00:23:49,912 --> 00:23:51,582 They're corrupt, they're killers. 453 00:23:51,585 --> 00:23:53,919 Yeah, so are we. 454 00:23:53,921 --> 00:23:56,121 At least they have the information, 455 00:23:56,123 --> 00:23:58,957 the perspective. 456 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,559 You love magic, and you're probably 457 00:24:00,561 --> 00:24:03,128 the best there is at it. 458 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:06,042 You're terrified of what you'll do with it. 459 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:08,780 - I have reason to be. - I don't know everything 460 00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:11,854 that you did as a niffin, but I know that people make mistakes 461 00:24:11,857 --> 00:24:14,291 so that they can change and do better. 462 00:24:14,294 --> 00:24:16,694 But only if they're given the chance. 463 00:24:16,697 --> 00:24:19,815 Taking away choice is not the answer. 464 00:24:22,605 --> 00:24:25,406 There are seven Keys, and we have eight questers. 465 00:24:25,409 --> 00:24:27,740 We can do this without you, and we will. 466 00:24:27,742 --> 00:24:29,776 Unless you give me the Siphon. 467 00:24:38,052 --> 00:24:41,053 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 468 00:24:41,055 --> 00:24:47,760 ♪ ♪ 469 00:24:47,762 --> 00:24:49,962 Just remember that when magic was turned off, 470 00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:52,098 your dad went into remission, Q. 471 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:55,067 And once you turn it back on, his cancer comes back, 472 00:24:55,069 --> 00:24:57,703 and he dies. 473 00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,740 [SOMBER MUSIC] 474 00:25:00,742 --> 00:25:03,176 ♪ ♪ 475 00:25:03,178 --> 00:25:06,398 Straw polls are in, and our ratings are way up. 476 00:25:06,401 --> 00:25:09,715 I mean, off the charts. Julia has done us 477 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,118 the solidest solid. After the trees, 478 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,253 she grew food for the starving peasants. 479 00:25:14,255 --> 00:25:15,760 She fixed the dry wells. 480 00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:19,140 She even helped this one guy's bajanked case of head lice. 481 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:23,404 I mean, Children of Earth are back on top! 482 00:25:26,801 --> 00:25:29,769 Her Flealessness suggests that your time as High King 483 00:25:29,771 --> 00:25:32,726 has been so brief, the Fillorian people 484 00:25:32,729 --> 00:25:34,807 don't yet know what you stand for. 485 00:25:34,809 --> 00:25:38,911 I stand for them. I stand for economic stability. 486 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:42,148 For a solid, well-researched strategy. 487 00:25:43,318 --> 00:25:44,851 That's it. 488 00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:47,854 I'm going to tell them, in detail, my plan. 489 00:25:47,856 --> 00:25:51,057 Rafe, write this down. 490 00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:54,757 My fellow Fillorians, I hereby set forth 491 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,865 my policy to restore economic and societal growth 492 00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:00,596 to a reunified Fillory... 493 00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:05,504 Blah, blah, blah, blah. So uninspiring. 494 00:26:05,506 --> 00:26:09,475 Does he really think he can win by boring them to death? 495 00:26:09,477 --> 00:26:11,911 Josh! 496 00:26:11,913 --> 00:26:14,447 I hereby declare all native Fillorians 497 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:17,149 shall receive ten free sacks of grain every year. 498 00:26:17,151 --> 00:26:18,818 And how exactly are we supposed to 499 00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:21,354 grow that much grain, even with magic? 500 00:26:21,356 --> 00:26:24,123 You're making a promise you can't keep. 501 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,959 Bambi, first rule of politics on Earth... 502 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:29,996 All you have to do is say it. It doesn't have to be true. 503 00:26:29,998 --> 00:26:32,231 [TENSE MUSIC] 504 00:26:32,233 --> 00:26:34,656 I hereby declare, under my administration, 505 00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:37,436 low-interest loans for all new infrastructure. 506 00:26:37,438 --> 00:26:39,492 Easy. No-interest loans. 507 00:26:39,495 --> 00:26:41,195 And we're going to build Fillory's first... 508 00:26:41,198 --> 00:26:44,343 Power... plants. 509 00:26:44,345 --> 00:26:48,080 Like, geraniums? 510 00:26:48,082 --> 00:26:52,218 Will Tick's granular policies keep you warm at night? 511 00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:54,020 No, you know what will? 512 00:26:54,022 --> 00:26:56,389 Extending the Fillorian summer. 513 00:26:56,391 --> 00:26:58,542 My proposition for growth in new sectors... 514 00:26:58,545 --> 00:27:00,745 - Free healthcare for all! - Based on rigorous 515 00:27:00,748 --> 00:27:02,848 - rigorous survey research... - Champagne fountains 516 00:27:02,851 --> 00:27:04,984 - in every village. - The abatement of dependency 517 00:27:04,987 --> 00:27:06,964 - on the Golden Goose standard. - Wealth! 518 00:27:06,967 --> 00:27:08,633 Regulation of agricultural waste 519 00:27:08,636 --> 00:27:10,303 to prevent environmental runoff. 520 00:27:10,305 --> 00:27:12,338 - Feasts. - Annual famine 521 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,941 - and rampant poverty. - Boat parties! 522 00:27:14,943 --> 00:27:16,846 ALL: Three cheers for Eliot! 523 00:27:16,849 --> 00:27:19,311 Hooray, hooray, hooray! 524 00:27:19,314 --> 00:27:23,049 - Eliot, I am so sorry. - What is it? 525 00:27:23,051 --> 00:27:26,128 Tick's campaign just leaked the transcript from your trial. 526 00:27:26,131 --> 00:27:27,986 You mean the one where he called Fillory 527 00:27:27,989 --> 00:27:29,889 a malodorous shithole? 528 00:27:29,892 --> 00:27:31,825 It's already hit the Posts. 529 00:27:35,163 --> 00:27:37,534 Son of a Pickwick. 530 00:27:41,302 --> 00:27:43,636 Julia, what the fuck... 531 00:27:43,638 --> 00:27:47,340 There's a little boy in Syracuse. 532 00:27:47,342 --> 00:27:50,643 I can feel his parents praying. 533 00:27:50,645 --> 00:27:56,115 I know if I just focus enough, I can bring down his fever. 534 00:27:56,117 --> 00:28:00,953 [STAMMERS] I feel bad interrupting this. 535 00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:04,023 But we need your help with something. 536 00:28:04,026 --> 00:28:05,559 Finding Reynard. 537 00:28:07,195 --> 00:28:09,028 I know. 538 00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:11,497 But we need to talk to a god. 539 00:28:11,499 --> 00:28:14,300 - I want to help you, but... - Julia. 540 00:28:14,302 --> 00:28:17,403 You have all the power now. 541 00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,605 Yeah, but he's still a trickster. 542 00:28:19,607 --> 00:28:22,174 We don't know what he's capable of. 543 00:28:22,176 --> 00:28:27,380 Look, nobody hates that he's still alive more than me. 544 00:28:27,382 --> 00:28:30,349 But if we don't do it... 545 00:28:30,351 --> 00:28:33,419 we're at a complete standstill. 546 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:36,822 All you'd have to do is locate him, 547 00:28:36,824 --> 00:28:40,826 power up Penny's tattoos, and we'll take it from there. 548 00:28:40,828 --> 00:28:42,795 You can also say no. 549 00:28:42,797 --> 00:28:45,798 [TENSE MUSIC] 550 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,566 ♪ ♪ 551 00:28:47,568 --> 00:28:49,468 I'm not going to send you there alone. 552 00:28:49,470 --> 00:28:51,760 Great. 553 00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,672 All right, I'll get the stuff for the locater. 554 00:28:53,674 --> 00:28:56,308 There's no need. 555 00:28:56,310 --> 00:28:59,812 I can feel him with my mind. 556 00:28:59,815 --> 00:29:02,482 - You guys ready? - Wait, what are you... 557 00:29:08,321 --> 00:29:12,390 This is the place. He's nearby. 558 00:29:12,393 --> 00:29:15,394 I have to say, this is pretty disappointing. 559 00:29:15,396 --> 00:29:17,196 Yeah. 560 00:29:17,198 --> 00:29:19,231 We were all kind of hoping to find Reynard 561 00:29:19,233 --> 00:29:21,237 showering in a Russian prison. 562 00:29:34,326 --> 00:29:35,692 Oh, shit. 563 00:29:37,914 --> 00:29:43,185 Roxanne Gay, Bell hooks, feminist lit? 564 00:29:43,196 --> 00:29:46,897 What, are you saving these for a rapist book burning party? 565 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,904 I've changed. 566 00:29:48,906 --> 00:29:50,205 Living amongst the humans 567 00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:53,275 has given me a whole new perspective. 568 00:29:53,277 --> 00:29:55,477 You're still a liar and pathetic, 569 00:29:55,479 --> 00:29:57,946 but I guess you always were. 570 00:29:59,969 --> 00:30:02,302 Why are you here? 571 00:30:02,305 --> 00:30:05,253 What could I have that you could possibly want? 572 00:30:05,255 --> 00:30:08,356 Let's talk about the Castle at the End of the World. 573 00:30:08,358 --> 00:30:10,225 What's inside? 574 00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:11,993 How do you guys know about that place? 575 00:30:11,995 --> 00:30:13,914 Answer her question. 576 00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:15,984 You're not thinking of going there, are you? 577 00:30:15,987 --> 00:30:18,265 You know there's a reason the gods had the Architect 578 00:30:18,268 --> 00:30:22,504 - put it at the end of the world? - The Architect? 579 00:30:22,506 --> 00:30:24,005 It's not for you little guys to know. 580 00:30:24,007 --> 00:30:25,640 It's funny... 581 00:30:25,642 --> 00:30:28,243 'cause from where I stand, you're the little guy now. 582 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:31,112 [LAUGHS] 583 00:30:31,114 --> 00:30:34,482 You have all my power, and look at you. 584 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:37,519 Trying to handle something you cannot handle. 585 00:30:37,521 --> 00:30:40,755 You should have kept your mouth shut and stayed in your place. 586 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:42,890 You've gotten yourself into some real trouble now. 587 00:30:42,893 --> 00:30:44,759 You think it's easy being a god? 588 00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:47,796 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 589 00:30:47,798 --> 00:30:50,498 You feel that? 590 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,635 Your... tiny... spark 591 00:30:53,637 --> 00:31:00,508 has grown bigger in me than it could have ever in you. 592 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,011 You want the truth about the Castle? 593 00:31:03,013 --> 00:31:05,647 The Castle's where the gods put the stuff they made before us. 594 00:31:05,649 --> 00:31:07,390 The stuff that didn't work out. 595 00:31:07,393 --> 00:31:09,953 Mistakes that never should have happened. 596 00:31:09,956 --> 00:31:12,420 Kinda like you. I hope you do go. 597 00:31:12,422 --> 00:31:14,789 Open that door, see what happens! 598 00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:17,860 [TEA KETTLE SHRILLS] 599 00:31:17,863 --> 00:31:19,262 No! 600 00:31:19,265 --> 00:31:26,304 ♪ ♪ 601 00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:31,836 Recognize it? 602 00:31:34,378 --> 00:31:36,544 Yeah. 603 00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:40,782 I made it to kill him. How did you get this? 604 00:31:40,784 --> 00:31:43,618 Did Our Lady give it to you? 605 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,179 [EXHALES] Of course not. 606 00:31:46,182 --> 00:31:48,382 My mother left me here to rot. 607 00:31:48,385 --> 00:31:50,792 My stepfather Hades was the only one that took pity on me. 608 00:31:50,794 --> 00:31:53,762 He slipped me that gun to shoot myself in case of emergency. 609 00:31:53,764 --> 00:31:55,226 I'm still a god. 610 00:31:55,229 --> 00:31:57,448 Limp or not, we're hard to kill. 611 00:31:57,451 --> 00:32:02,253 ♪ ♪ 612 00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:05,429 What are you willing to bet this god killing bullet 613 00:32:05,432 --> 00:32:07,399 will work on the monster in the Castle? 614 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,117 The fate of the world? 615 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,187 That's good enough for me. 616 00:32:16,219 --> 00:32:18,253 Whoa, that's it? 617 00:32:18,255 --> 00:32:20,455 You're just going to leave him there? 618 00:32:20,457 --> 00:32:23,892 After what he did to the both of you? 619 00:32:23,894 --> 00:32:25,694 Shoot him. 620 00:32:28,088 --> 00:32:30,022 Kady, you wanted this. 621 00:32:30,024 --> 00:32:33,192 I wanted him to be punished for what he did. 622 00:32:33,194 --> 00:32:36,161 ♪ ♪ 623 00:32:36,163 --> 00:32:40,032 And he is. Leave him here. 624 00:32:40,035 --> 00:32:47,073 ♪ ♪ 625 00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:55,279 I am here to deliver the official election results. 626 00:32:55,282 --> 00:32:58,217 Eliot has lost. 627 00:32:58,219 --> 00:33:00,185 Shocker. 628 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:04,056 Uh, Tick has also lost. 629 00:33:04,058 --> 00:33:05,457 Um, what? 630 00:33:05,459 --> 00:33:08,427 Our new High King... 631 00:33:08,429 --> 00:33:09,914 is Margo. 632 00:33:15,235 --> 00:33:17,768 But I wa... I wasn't even on the ballot. 633 00:33:17,771 --> 00:33:21,440 - You won as a write in. - Who wrote me in? 634 00:33:21,442 --> 00:33:23,342 The talking animals. 635 00:33:23,344 --> 00:33:26,144 It seems you were the only human on the campaign trail 636 00:33:26,146 --> 00:33:29,114 who stopped to listen to their concerns. 637 00:33:29,116 --> 00:33:31,216 You mean that drunk bear? 638 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,619 Humbledrum is a highly respected 639 00:33:33,621 --> 00:33:37,689 member of the community. You see, there are certain 640 00:33:37,691 --> 00:33:41,260 taboo subjects you broached with him. 641 00:33:41,262 --> 00:33:43,262 Bestiality? 642 00:33:43,264 --> 00:33:44,937 The talking animals believe 643 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,265 that if they were allowed to inter-marry with humans, 644 00:33:47,268 --> 00:33:50,269 then humans will finally see them as equals. 645 00:33:50,271 --> 00:33:52,471 None of us were brave enough to speak out 646 00:33:52,473 --> 00:33:56,241 in support of the cause, until you. 647 00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:01,446 You really love that sloth, don't you? 648 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:08,287 So the human vote basically means nothing in Fillory. 649 00:34:08,289 --> 00:34:10,389 Considering there's never been an election 650 00:34:10,391 --> 00:34:12,156 or census before, we had no idea 651 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:14,859 there were only 50,000 humans in Fillory, 652 00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:19,564 and upwards of a million talking animals. 653 00:34:19,566 --> 00:34:21,600 So... yes. 654 00:34:23,803 --> 00:34:26,737 On behalf of Abigail, let me be the first 655 00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:30,342 to swear loyalty to the new administration. 656 00:34:30,344 --> 00:34:32,444 ♪ ♪ 657 00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:34,406 El... 658 00:34:37,651 --> 00:34:39,273 I'm so sorry. 659 00:34:48,861 --> 00:34:52,296 And allow me to be the second. 660 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:55,934 High King Margo. Long may you reign. 661 00:34:58,439 --> 00:35:00,639 [EXHALES] 662 00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:01,907 [BOTH LAUGHING] 663 00:35:01,909 --> 00:35:04,509 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 664 00:35:35,909 --> 00:35:37,809 Hey, Tick. 665 00:35:37,811 --> 00:35:41,646 I intend to choose Death by a Thousand Pokes. 666 00:35:41,648 --> 00:35:44,258 They say you only feel the first hundred or so. 667 00:35:44,261 --> 00:35:46,018 Tick, we're not going to execute you. 668 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:48,320 If you proved anything during your campaign, 669 00:35:48,322 --> 00:35:51,957 it's that Fillory needs a policy wonk like you. 670 00:35:51,959 --> 00:35:54,860 You're still bitch listed, but... 671 00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:57,396 King Margo would like you in her cabinet. 672 00:35:57,398 --> 00:35:58,930 [INHALES] 673 00:35:58,932 --> 00:36:01,195 With a full 24-hour security detail 674 00:36:01,198 --> 00:36:03,286 watching everything you do. 675 00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:06,557 We don't trust you, but we need you. 676 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,907 [INSPIRING MUSIC] 677 00:36:08,909 --> 00:36:10,809 ♪ ♪ 678 00:36:10,811 --> 00:36:12,878 [EXHALES] 679 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,981 Citizenship for every Fairy, full protection of the law, 680 00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:18,950 and a seat in the government. But we need the Key. 681 00:36:18,952 --> 00:36:20,819 And you shall have it. 682 00:36:20,821 --> 00:36:23,789 Once the last Fairies have been moved to our new home. 683 00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:28,693 I always saw something in you. 684 00:36:28,695 --> 00:36:31,496 Even when you didn't see it in yourself. 685 00:36:33,767 --> 00:36:35,734 Now, perhaps you will. 686 00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:38,737 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 687 00:36:38,739 --> 00:36:42,074 ♪ ♪ 688 00:36:42,076 --> 00:36:44,910 [EXHALES] 689 00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:48,466 You gave me... 690 00:36:48,469 --> 00:36:51,369 I can... I can see all sorts of things. 691 00:36:51,372 --> 00:36:54,974 It's a Fairy eye. A gift you will learn 692 00:36:54,977 --> 00:36:57,711 to understand in time. 693 00:36:57,714 --> 00:37:00,381 But one you must hide in plain sight. 694 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:04,353 ♪ ♪ 695 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:07,023 Could I maybe get some Fairy toes? 696 00:37:07,026 --> 00:37:09,593 Hello? 697 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,602 [SOFT WHINING/WHIRRING] 698 00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:26,816 - It's cranky as shit. - Just take a little 699 00:37:26,819 --> 00:37:28,194 - off the top. - I just collapsed 700 00:37:28,197 --> 00:37:29,587 my entire rental. 701 00:37:29,589 --> 00:37:31,755 - Last time, we were... - Oh, my God... 702 00:37:31,757 --> 00:37:33,390 Are we supposed to sing again? 703 00:37:33,392 --> 00:37:35,326 - Holy shit, no. - We've got news! 704 00:37:35,328 --> 00:37:36,927 - Penny, is that you? - Yeah. 705 00:37:36,929 --> 00:37:38,796 We just got the last Key from the Fairies. 706 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:41,832 Okay, everyone just shut up! It's Penny. 707 00:37:41,834 --> 00:37:43,143 All right, look, listen. 708 00:37:43,146 --> 00:37:44,768 I-I don't know how much time we have. 709 00:37:44,770 --> 00:37:46,537 - Kady. - But I'm going to get you out 710 00:37:46,539 --> 00:37:49,132 of the Underworld, no matter what it takes, I promise. 711 00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:51,509 - Kady. - I love you. 712 00:37:51,511 --> 00:37:53,878 This is Penny 23. 713 00:37:55,448 --> 00:37:58,816 The Key replaced my Penny with you. 714 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:02,001 Look, I'm really sorry. 715 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,360 This is it. 716 00:38:10,363 --> 00:38:12,863 The end of the story. 717 00:38:12,865 --> 00:38:15,900 Floodgates of magic, ready to be opened. 718 00:38:15,902 --> 00:38:18,602 Q? What's up, what's wrong? 719 00:38:23,408 --> 00:38:25,742 The quest is supposed to change us. 720 00:38:25,745 --> 00:38:28,045 I've sacrificed everything that it wanted me to 721 00:38:28,047 --> 00:38:30,713 up to this point, and I-I... I can't... 722 00:38:30,716 --> 00:38:32,550 You thought that when you got here, 723 00:38:32,552 --> 00:38:37,488 you'd be 150% sure you were doing the right thing. 724 00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:39,690 Now, you're only somewhere around 70%. 725 00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:42,626 Because you're worried about your dad. 726 00:38:44,529 --> 00:38:45,962 Party trick. 727 00:38:45,965 --> 00:38:49,466 I just feel things. 728 00:38:49,468 --> 00:38:52,736 I heard you healed Dean Fogg's eyes. 729 00:38:52,739 --> 00:38:56,541 - Maybe... - I could heal your dad? 730 00:38:58,344 --> 00:39:00,477 Right now, he's perfectly healthy. 731 00:39:00,479 --> 00:39:03,814 There's nothing to do. 732 00:39:03,816 --> 00:39:06,016 If magic comes back, 733 00:39:06,018 --> 00:39:10,588 a lot of dominoes will fall in ways that we can't predict. 734 00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:14,458 I don't know if I'll be able to help or not. 735 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,794 It's the deal. 736 00:39:16,796 --> 00:39:19,797 Sorry it's vague. 737 00:39:19,799 --> 00:39:22,800 [SOMBER MUSIC] 738 00:39:22,802 --> 00:39:28,038 ♪ ♪ 739 00:39:28,047 --> 00:39:32,083 What if the thing that the quest wants me to be is cold? 740 00:39:34,714 --> 00:39:38,515 Being willing to sacrifice the people I love? 741 00:39:38,517 --> 00:39:43,520 ♪ ♪ 742 00:39:43,522 --> 00:39:48,158 Then the quest fucked up when it chose Quentin Coldwater. 743 00:39:48,161 --> 00:39:49,861 Maybe. 744 00:39:56,135 --> 00:39:58,268 It's all real. 745 00:40:00,271 --> 00:40:04,107 The Chatwins and Fillory. 746 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:07,645 I've been there. I s... I sat on a throne 747 00:40:07,647 --> 00:40:10,881 in Whitespire, and I... 748 00:40:10,883 --> 00:40:12,816 I explored the Flying Forest. 749 00:40:12,819 --> 00:40:16,621 And I... met Ember and Umber. 750 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,860 I remember reading you those books. 751 00:40:22,862 --> 00:40:25,229 Curly Q... 752 00:40:25,231 --> 00:40:28,866 if all that's out there... 753 00:40:28,868 --> 00:40:33,137 - What are you doing here? - I'm on a quest. 754 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:37,307 In New Jersey? 755 00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:40,711 I have a problem. 756 00:40:40,713 --> 00:40:43,781 And I don't know what to do. 757 00:40:43,783 --> 00:40:47,918 No matter what choice I make, somebody gets hurt. 758 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,287 Magic's gone. 759 00:40:50,289 --> 00:40:52,923 Isn't it? 760 00:40:52,925 --> 00:40:55,926 I'm not like you. I'm not a Magician. 761 00:40:55,928 --> 00:40:58,896 But I could feel it when it was gone. 762 00:40:58,898 --> 00:41:00,631 And I knew it wasn't a coincidence 763 00:41:00,633 --> 00:41:03,901 when I went into remission a week later. 764 00:41:03,903 --> 00:41:07,506 You're right. My friends and I were trying to fix it. 765 00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:11,642 - And how's that been going? - We're getting really close. 766 00:41:17,415 --> 00:41:20,083 So are you here to ask my permission? 767 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:22,548 To... 768 00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:24,484 turn it back on? 769 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:31,395 On this quest... 770 00:41:31,398 --> 00:41:33,398 I've lived a whole life. 771 00:41:36,835 --> 00:41:41,404 I grew old, and I got married. And I had a son. 772 00:41:41,407 --> 00:41:44,708 Who grew old. 773 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:47,696 And what was all that for if it's not for this? 774 00:41:47,699 --> 00:41:50,700 [SOMBER MUSIC] 775 00:41:50,703 --> 00:41:54,972 No, I'm not here to ask for your permission. 776 00:41:54,975 --> 00:41:59,711 ♪ ♪ 777 00:41:59,714 --> 00:42:03,215 I wanted to look you in the eye 778 00:42:03,218 --> 00:42:07,020 and tell you that I'm sorry. 779 00:42:07,023 --> 00:42:09,595 I don't know what's going to happen. 780 00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:14,737 But I'm going to do this. 781 00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:20,043 ♪ ♪ 782 00:42:20,045 --> 00:42:23,046 What was his name? 783 00:42:23,048 --> 00:42:25,449 Your son. 784 00:42:25,451 --> 00:42:28,218 I named him after you. 785 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:31,221 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC] 786 00:42:31,223 --> 00:42:36,345 ♪ ♪ 787 00:42:37,368 --> 00:42:44,562 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 58039

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