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How awesome
is Maya Fleishacker?
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She's cute, she's smart,
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and she's got a purple belt
in kickboxing.
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I have a purple belt.
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But you keep telling me
not to wear it.
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Wait.
She's finally alone.
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Now's my chance to talk to her.
What should I say?
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For someone like
Maya Fleishacker,
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you gotta be sophisticated...
grown-up.
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Ooh, ask her if she read
Fifty Shades of Grey.
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- What's that?
- Some book my mom really liked.
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She even read it in the bathtub.
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I'll give it a shot.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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Hey, Maya.
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How about that
Fifty Shades of Grey?
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What?
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Uh...it's my favorite book.
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It's, um...
it's very grown-up.
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It's about a painter
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who, uh, uh...
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who loves the color gray,
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and, uh, I...
it's really sophisticated,
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and I read it
when I take my bath.
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Wait, I just...
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Don't worry.
One day, you'll laugh at this
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as hard as everyone else is.
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Oh, hey, Terry.
How are...
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So...
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didn't we already have
the flag discussion?
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Oh, I thought that
was about the size,
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which I totally agree with.
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The other one
took half an hour
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to fold every night.
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Okay, I don't know whether
to yell at you
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- or salute.
- That's funny.
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You're not the first person
to say that to me.
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Funny, yeah.
Well, here's hoping
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I'm the last.
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Hey there, neighbor!
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Wanna hang out a bit and rap
with your old Uncle Terry?
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I got some, uh, cold hot wings
and warm iced tea.
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Know how to get a jigsaw blade
unstuck from a shop class wall?
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No, I do not.
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Then no, thanks,
but no, thanks.
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Ah, hey there, neighbor!
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Oh, your shirt's a little torn.
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Stee-rike two.
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Mm, sorry.
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These rutabaga chips are
putting up a heck of a fight.
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These bills are killing me.
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Oh, and this one is
actually threatening me.
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So looks like we're
changing dentists again.
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You're not alone in this, Beth.
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Everybody's having
to tighten their belt.
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Even George Clooney is noodling
with flying commercial.
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Wait, this can't be right.
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There's no way that Patrick
had a gym membership.
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Yeah, neither
of my boys were...
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traditional athletes.
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Terry was really good
at hide-and-seek,
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but to be fair, I-I usually
took a nap before looking.
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I got some rest,
and he felt
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like a champion hider.
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Win-win.
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Here.
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What?
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Wyatt, I just bought
this shirt for you.
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What happened?
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Who cares what happened?
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It's just a stupid shirt.
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Hey, don't talk to me
like that, young man.
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Great, no matter what I say,
it's gonna be wrong.
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So maybe I shouldn't
say anything at all.
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Wha...are you serious?
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Okay.
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If you want it that way...
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Here.
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What just happened?
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- Maybe I can help a little.
-
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You think I should
talk to him or...
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- wait until...
- Oh, oh, no.
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I'm not dancing through
that field of cow patties.
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No, I meant, uh,
maybe I could call the gym
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and figure out
how to get a refund.
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You know what?
I'll take it.
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Are you kidding me?
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Who ordered
Cage Fighting Championships
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on pay-per-view?
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Oh, those darn kids, right?
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You know,
I'm gonna go
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fix that gym thing right now.
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Hey, Uncle Terry.
What's up?
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Uh, just losing
at solitaire, which,
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technically, must mean
I'm also winning,
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'cause I'm beating myself.
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I was just wondering if
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you wanted to play
some football.
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What, are you kidding me?
I've been waiting here for weeks
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for one of you squirts to wanna
do something with old Uncle T.
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Yeah, well,
Liam and Wyatt don't want to,
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and all of my friends
are busy, so...
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No need to beg.
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I'd love to toss around
the old pigskin with you.
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Just let me slip out
of these flip-flops
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and into my sport Crocs.
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Uh, you...you can stay
in your flip-flops.
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I meant video football.
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uh, I'm not much
of a, uh, video gamer.
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Uh, the last one I played
wasMs. Pac-Manat my old job.
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But...wait, you had a job?
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Are you kidding?
I've had hundreds of them.
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How do you feel
about cold hot wings?
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I feel angry that they're
not already in my mouth.
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I'm having the worst day ever.
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I just got in a fight
with Mom...
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I don't have time
for your childish problems.
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The skateboard I'm making
doesn't look
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remotely skateboard-y.
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It kind of looks like
it might be a skateboard.
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Someday.
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Well,
someday better be Friday,
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or I'm getting an F in shop.
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Why should I even have
to do this?
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Working with my hands
is not my destiny.
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This hand is for signing checks.
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And this hand
is for cashing them.
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Okay, but seriously, about Mom.
What should I...
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See, Wyatt,
this is your problem.
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You have no empathy
for other people's feelings.
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It's really pretty sad.
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By the way,
I heard you epically flamed out
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at school trying
to talk to a girl.
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Smooth move.
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You heard about that?
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Dude, everyone has.
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I've already downloaded
two GIFs of it.
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Take a little advice
from someone older
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and more sophisticated than you.
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All girls really care about
is what's in here.
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My heart?
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No, you dork.
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That's where you keep
your slim-line wallet
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when you wear a $3,000 suit.
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career comes first.
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You have to make
at least $2 million
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so if you get divorced,
you're still a millionaire.
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Got it?
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Not...really.
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it's impossible
to communicate with women,
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so why bother trying?
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Welcome aboard,
bubblehead.
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That's submarine-speak
for "howdy, sailor."
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What's that noise?
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It sounds like Uncle Terry
when he tries to beatbox.
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That, son, would be Morse code.
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It's kind of like
old-fashioned texting,
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- only without the emojis.
- No emojis?
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How are you supposed
to send a smiley face?
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Uh, dot-dot-dot, dot, dash,
dot, dot, dash, d...
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well, yeah, that would really
take a long time, actually.
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- - I understand that
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about as well as I understand
talking to Maya.
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Ah, talking with a girl.
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The noblest form
of communication.
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Not when you have
no idea what to say.
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Well, communication
isn't always easy.
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But there's always a way.
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Look at us.
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500 feet below
the ocean's surface
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and we can still talk to people.
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- It is pretty cool.
-
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The enemy's approaching!
Man your station, sailor.
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We've gotta make our move.
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- - D-seven.
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Hit!
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You sank my battleship.
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Yes! All right.
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Incidentally, did you know
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the fist bump was invented
on submarines
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'cause the ceilings
are too low to high-five?
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That's great, Dad, but...
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how does that help me know
how to talk to Maya?
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It doesn't.
But the book does.
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Everything you need to know
is in that book.
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Take a look.
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Aye, aye, Captain!
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"Captain."
I like that.
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You can call me Captain.
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Or "my liege."
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Whichever comes more naturally.
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What?
"Sun."
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That's it?
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How is that
everything I need to know?
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Strikers really need...
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Heads up, I'm going
to the end zone!
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Oh, yeah?
That's what you think,
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'cause I'm gonna...
hang on, which...
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which button is the "run"
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And which...hang on,
which one is my guy again?
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You're the guy over there
running in circles
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next to the cheerleaders.
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Aw, yeah,
Video Terry's got game.
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Uh, excuse me, ladies,
I can't chat right now.
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I've gotta X, O...
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Touchdown!
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Boom!
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Dude, nice move!
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Hey, and...and second place,
not so bad either.
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That is a silver medal
in the Olympics.
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Hanging with you is so fun,
Uncle Terry.
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You know, what do you say
we do a rematch?
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Well, I can't feel my thumbs
from scoring on you so much,
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so maybe this time
won't be a total domination.
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Wait a minute...
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That'll help.
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Hey, that's
an interesting outfit.
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- You going to a bullfight?
- Close.
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I'm going flamenco
dancing tonight.
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when in Andalusia...
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No, nobody says that.
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Um, hey, have you talked
to Wyatt?
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He hasn't said
a word to me all day.
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Don't complain.
Terry talked to me
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for half an hour straight
this morning,
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and that was through
the bathroom door.
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Okay, never mind.
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Um, oh, what about
the gym thing?
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Did you get that
straightened out?
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Yep, went down there
and took care of everything.
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That crappy membership
is a thing of the past.
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Oh, thank God.
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I got us upgraded
to the premium membership
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with full pool
and sauna privileges.
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Hmm.
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Oh, shoot.
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I got up-sold, didn't I?
I...
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In my defense,
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Jean-Claude at the front desk
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is one silver-tongued Adonis.
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It was one simple thing,
Tiffany,
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that you volunteered
to do for me.
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Well, I guess we both
learned our lesson, didn't we?
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- Hey.
- Hey, Wyatt.
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How's it going, tiger?
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Uh, uh...good.
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Great, uh...
everything's...great.
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Tiffany...can I ask you
for some advice?
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Only if you want
an awesome answer.
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I do.
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There's this girl in my class
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that I really like, but...
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I don't know
what to do about it.
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Oh, honey.
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You're sweet and sensitive
and cute as a button.
256
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,926
But I'm not gonna lie to you.
257
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,804
If you want any shot
with the ladies,
258
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,639
you gotta be in a rock band.
259
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,600
Lead singer, guitarist,
drummer, it...
260
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,103
pretty much anything
except the keyboard player.
261
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,689
They always put
the nerd on keys.
262
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,816
Okay.
263
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,318
- Thanks.
- Just remember, Wyatt,
264
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:18,238
you can't always
get what you want.
265
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,407
But if you try sometimes,
266
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,451
you just might find...
267
00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,077
you get what you need.
268
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,001
How long do you think
it would take me
269
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,544
to learn
a musical instrument?
270
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,254
Tiffany said it's my only shot.
271
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,549
Well, I've taken oboe lessons
since I was six.
272
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,468
Can you play
any cool rock songs?
273
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,345
I can play the tune that makes
a cobra come out of a basket.
274
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,972
My little sister
thinks it's cool,
275
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,558
but she also thinks
balloon unicorns are cool.
276
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,935
She calls them "balloon-icorns."
277
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,854
Your sister sounds kind of...
278
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,315
Hey, what time is band practice?
279
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,900
You know, for our band?
280
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,569
Well...I could do any time,
281
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,029
00.
282
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,573
- There is no band, Sam.
- Fine.
283
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,158
30,
284
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,743
but you'll have
to talk to my mom.
285
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,914
There's the offense going right,
286
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,207
but the defense...
287
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,708
Hey, little buddy!
288
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,251
Game's all set
and ready to rock.
289
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,836
I have been practicing all day
290
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,255
and listening to Jock Jams...
so I'm pumped.
291
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,673
No, thanks, Uncle Terry.
292
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,467
That game's gotten
kind of boring.
293
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,177
The new version is way better.
294
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,845
When you sack the quarterback,
295
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,263
you can actually
rip out his spine
296
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,224
and dance around with it.
297
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,767
I do like to dance.
298
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,352
Yeah, it's pretty sweet,
299
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,853
except it's 60 bucks.
300
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,523
60 bucks?
301
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,107
That's a bargain!
Where else are you gonna
302
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,692
be able to rip out
somebody's spine
303
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,152
and dance around with it
for that kind of money?
304
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,862
That's exactly what I said!
305
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:42,906
Okay, you know what?
The parking tickets can wait.
306
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,449
I am buying us that game!
307
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,034
- Awesome!
- Yeah!
308
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,203
Okay, wait.
Ah, let's try that again.
309
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,373
Bring it in slow.
I'm gonna practice that too.
310
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,713
Broke a heel last night.
311
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:02,384
Apparently flamenco and sangria
are bad dance partners.
312
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,803
This whole assignment
is idiotic!
313
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,060
Need a little help?
314
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,770
Did Bill Gates need help
from his grandmother
315
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,355
when he built his empire?
316
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,648
No clue.
I'm a Mac gal.
317
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,693
I wish Dad were here.
318
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,486
He'd understand.
319
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,489
I know, honey.
320
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,574
I know.
321
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,872
We all miss him.
322
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,379
And where do you think
he learned to build stuff, huh?
323
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,755
Scooch on over, John-Boy.
324
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,599
From stilettos to kitten heels.
325
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,520
How the heck did you...
326
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,230
You know what?
327
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,773
If it means that much to you
to help me,
328
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,026
then it'd be selfish of me
not to let you.
329
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,445
If you're asking
for my help, honey...
330
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,363
you gotta do it the right way.
331
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,200
Fine.
332
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,785
Tiffany...
333
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,873
...would you please help me?
334
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:15,915
Sure.
335
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,378
But as your buddy Bill Gates
would probably say,
336
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,839
it's gonna cost you.
337
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:26,718
And, uh...let's keep this
our secret.
338
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,553
Last thing I need
is for people around here
339
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,055
to know I can do stuff.
340
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,435
Okay, let's do that.
341
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,063
Hi, I'm here to cancel
a gym membership.
342
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,231
You must be Jean-Claude.
343
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,400
Yes, uh, and your name is?
344
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,902
Don't bother, okay?
345
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,487
Because I'm not gonna fall
for your sweet talk,
346
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,198
and I won't be up-sold,
and I'm not gonna be tricked
347
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:52,327
into any "special deals," okay?
I'm here to cancel a membership
348
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,703
and that's it.
Got it?
349
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,414
Yes, no problem.
350
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,458
See, no...see, no,
no, no, no.
351
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:03,755
No, no, 'cause I am not falling
for whatever...you're doing.
352
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,008
What are you doing?
353
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,177
Uh, the name of the membership
you want to cancel?
354
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,054
Patrick McKenna.
355
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,348
Okay, and don't tell me
that it's un-refundable
356
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,100
or talk me into transferring...
357
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,768
You're Patrick's wife.
358
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,020
- Uh...
- I'm so sorry.
359
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,147
He was a wonderful man.
360
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,274
Wait, you-you knew him?
361
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,568
So he...he was coming here?
362
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,196
He was training here
for almost a year.
363
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,990
It was supposed
to be a surprise.
364
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,909
A surprise for who?
365
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,202
For you.
366
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,749
He wanted to be able to run
a half marathon with you.
367
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,252
He told me how much
you loved to run and...
368
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,630
he wanted to be a part
of something that you loved.
369
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,716
And then he...
370
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,469
And then he got sick.
371
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:57,100
Yeah, I haven't run since then.
372
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,687
I'll, uh...I'll cancel
his account right now.
373
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,939
Thank you for...for being
so understanding.
374
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:08,361
And I'm...you know, I'm really
sorry that I misjudged you.
375
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,281
It is, uh...
how you say, uh...
376
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,032
no big deal.
377
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,909
Thank you.
378
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,119
Okay.
379
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,291
Dude.
380
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,792
Why'd I let her off the hook?
381
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,003
I'm this close to that Jet Ski.
382
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,720
Hey, Uncle Terry.
Thanks for the new game.
383
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,430
It is awesome!
384
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,182
...the 40-yard line!
385
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,975
He's not gonna get up
anytime soon.
386
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,769
Oh, yeah.
387
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,189
Hey, I-I kinda thought the two
of us, you know, were gonna...
388
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,483
It even has a decapitation mode
389
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,234
that if you hit the quarterback
hard enough,
390
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,069
its head flies off,
and you can kick it
391
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,196
into the stands!
392
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:54,532
See?
Boom! Yeah!
393
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,826
- There goes your head!
- That should be my head.
394
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,465
It doesn't make any sense.
395
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,179
Wait.
396
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,648
"Just be yourself, son."
397
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,280
Welcome back, submariner.
398
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,782
I've been waiting for you.
399
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,367
I cracked your code, Dad.
400
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,703
But all it said was
"just be yourself."
401
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:43,414
There's no way
that would ever work.
402
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,208
Communication can be
challenging, Wyatt.
403
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,960
Sometimes it's hard work.
404
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,670
That's why I used
the invisible ink--
405
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,088
to make you dig
a little deeper.
406
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,257
But I did work hard.
407
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,384
Now I think it's too late.
408
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,011
I totally humiliated myself
in front of Maya
409
00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:00,139
because I listened to what
everyone else was saying.
410
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,724
It's never too late, son,
411
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,268
as long as you're honest
and you're open
412
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,395
and you share what's
really in your heart.
413
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:06,980
What if I don't know
what that is?
414
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,982
Hey, look, I'm good,
but for the really tricky stuff,
415
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,067
you gotta talk to the master.
416
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,735
Down, periscope!
417
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,282
Pretty cool, huh?
Take a look.
418
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,541
Mom?
419
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,626
You know anyone
with a bigger heart than hers?
420
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,627
I sure don't.
421
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,096
What do you think
422
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,056
Yell "up, periscope."
423
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,225
I'd love to, but I kind of
424
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,977
have something
really important I have to do.
425
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,065
Aw, what the heck?
Up, periscope!
426
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,319
Never gets old.
427
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,966
I'm sorry
for yelling at you, Mom.
428
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:21,846
I was having a terrible day
and I took it out on you.
429
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,599
And then I got stuck being mad,
430
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,809
even when I didn't
wanna be anymore.
431
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,186
Sweetheart.
432
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,481
I'm sorry too.
433
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,982
Okay?
It was a silly shirt.
434
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,776
And I was caught up
in my own nonsense
435
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,362
and I should not have
let it go on like that.
436
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,197
So...friends again?
437
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,033
Wyatt, we'll always be friends.
438
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,868
Let's make a deal, okay?
439
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,787
Next time we feel like
not talking to each other,
440
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,205
let's...
441
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,874
...let's definitely
talk about that.
442
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,250
Okay.
Deal.
443
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,465
You're going jogging?
444
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,133
You haven't done that
in a long time.
445
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,969
I know.
And it's gonna be great
446
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,513
to get out there again.
It'll be good for me...
447
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,014
in a lot of ways.
448
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,308
Uh, cool.
Now that we're talking again
449
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,518
and you're, like,
450
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,686
the smartest person
that I know...
451
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,895
Agreed, mm-hmm.
452
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,563
...I need some advice.
453
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,482
Okay.
454
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,151
There's this girl...
455
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,445
that I kind of like.
456
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,571
Mm-hmm.
457
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,615
And I'm still not sure
458
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,575
what to say to her.
459
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,996
Okay.
Um...well...
460
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:31,457
I still remember the first words
your father said to me.
461
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,042
Really?
462
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,836
What were they?
463
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,337
I was a freshman.
464
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,007
And I was checking out
all the cool stuff
465
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,134
at an engineering fair on campus
466
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:45,138
when up walks this super cute
and kind of awkward fella.
467
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,265
And he looks me in the eyes
468
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,642
and he says,
"Hey, miss.
469
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,310
You ever arm-wrestled a robot?"
470
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,231
And that was it.
I was hooked.
471
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,943
That's great, Mom, but...
I can't say that.
472
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:01,696
No, of course not, silly.
That line is pure Patrick.
473
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,615
See, you...you have
to show her pure Wyatt.
474
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,451
And it's really not
that big of a deal.
475
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:10,496
You just talk to her about
what interests you these days.
476
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,331
Okay.
477
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,332
Thanks, Mom.
478
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,336
So...did you beat the robot?
479
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,463
What do you think?
480
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,798
Look at these guns!
481
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,092
These will not be defeated.
482
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,094
I'll take that as a yes.
483
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,767
Hey, Maya.
484
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,144
Wanna learn how to say
your name in Morse code?
485
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:35,313
Uh...not really.
486
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:36,856
No, no, no, it's...it's cool,
487
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,733
'cause it's actually
pretty easy.
488
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:43,863
It's just...dash-dash...
dot-dash...
489
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,198
No, no, I have to hit it harder.
490
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:48,659
Dash-dash,
dot-dash, dash...
491
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,370
It's...it all starts with D,
so, uh, dash, dot...
492
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,538
uh, no, no, no.
Dosh, dat...
493
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,166
You're, like...super weird.
494
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,880
Dot-dot-dot-dot,
495
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,382
dot-dot.
496
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,636
- What?
- That's Morse code for "hi."
497
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,513
My grandpa taught me that.
He was in the navy.
498
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,932
Oh.
My dad was the captain
499
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:14,185
of a submarine... ...kind of.
500
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,353
That's really cool, Wyatt.
501
00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,983
You...know my name?
502
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,902
Yeah, I do.
I'm Natalie.
503
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,281
See you around.
504
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,075
Wow.
505
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,414
Of course.
506
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,083
Everyone sees me
rip my shirt off,
507
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:41,003
but no one sees that.
508
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,137
Mm.
509
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,847
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
510
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,390
Go easy on piggy number seven.
511
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:53,724
She's more ticklish
than the rest.
512
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,018
Just get in there
with your hands.
513
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,687
I'm starting to think
that an F wouldn't be so bad.
514
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,654
Hi.
515
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,531
- Is Liam being punished?
-
516
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:11,826
I'm not sure, but it's nice
to see them bonding...
517
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:14,328
and buffing.
So?
518
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,164
How'd it go with the girl?
519
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,332
- Hmm?
- Horrible.
520
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,004
But then pretty awesome.
521
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,756
What?
Hold it, mister, I want details!
522
00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,675
Remember?
We agreed to talk!
523
00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,847
- - Enter.
524
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,311
Oh.
It's you.
525
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,563
Wanna play some football?
526
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:41,689
Oh, no, thanks.
527
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,107
I'm in a meeting.
528
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,817
Are you sure?
529
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,611
You said you liked
the real thing.
530
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:50,656
Look...
531
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,201
so I'm really, uh...
532
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,286
I'm, uh...you know...
533
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,664
Uncle Terry.
534
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,583
I'd rather rip off
your quarterback's head
535
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,168
than anyone else's.
536
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,088
You're not just saying that
to make me feel better?
537
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,090
No way.
538
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,051
Wow.
539
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:12,595
That's the sweetest apology
I ever almost got.
540
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:15,348
- So you'll play
541
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,141
Get ready to have
your head ripped off
542
00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:18,851
by one of my bullet spirals!
543
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,686
Hang on.
544
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,772
Super cold hot wing
for the road?
545
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,690
Best uncle ever!
546
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,192
Duh!
547
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,948
All right, Uncle Terry,
let's see what you got.
548
00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:35,117
Brace yourself for the beauty,
little man.
549
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,286
Come on, you gotta dive!
550
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:39,288
You gotta dive for those.
Not gonna walk to you.
551
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,873
Okay, that one got away
from me a little bit.
552
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,250
- Little bit, little bit.
- Ball is probably wet
553
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,168
or something, you know?
554
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,756
Comin' in hot.
555
00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:50,549
All right, toss me another one.
556
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,134
We'll stay out here
until you get the hang of it.
557
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:56,180
Mom, looking good.
558
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,765
Aw, thank you.
Yeah, I forgot
559
00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,934
how much running relaxes me.
560
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,478
All right.
561
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,733
Yep. Nothing more soothing
than a good jog.
562
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,486
Hey, Beth.
Hey, Beth. B...
563
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:13,197
All right, Dash.
Let's face the mus...
564
00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,156
Dash?
565
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,116
Hey!
566
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,575
Who broke my window?
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