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Hey, Tiffany, you have a second?
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- For you, I got 20.
- Great.
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Um... okay, uh...
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You know Terry busted
the dishwasher,
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and bills are piling up.
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I'm gonna have to get a job,
really, any job.
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So I need you
to help me out more with...
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or really at all, with the kids.
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No problem.
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Not to toot my own horn,
but toot-toot,
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I did a pretty good job
of raising my own kids.
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Don't worry about
this moldy old tent
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messing up your kitchen.
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It's going in the living room.
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I supposed I could
step it up a bit.
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Thank you.
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And there...
there is one more thing.
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- Um...
- Uh-huh?
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I really need you to stop
having all of your...
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your gentlemen callers come by.
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Beth, God,
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you... you have
the wrong idea about me.
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- I am not that kind of woman.
-
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Well, there's no judgment.
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I just can't have the boys
seeing you bring home
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every Tom, Dick, and Harry.
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Okay...
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we got to hit the road, Tiff.
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For the record,
his name is Joe.
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Uh, what are you doing,
Uncle Terry?
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I was, uh...
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I was starting to feel like
a guest on the sofa,
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but I want to be more permanent
around here, so, uh...
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I'm creating my own
personal living space.
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I guess that makes sense,
kind of.
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Hey, what's with the lemons?
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You know, if you want to learn
about juggling,
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your Uncle Terry's the man.
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I spent two weeks
at Cirque du Soleil camp...
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till I got into a fight
with a loud-mouthed mime.
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No one puts me
in an invisible box.
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No, actually,
I was thinking
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of opening up
my own lemonade stand,
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and giving the money to Mom.
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That's a great idea.
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You know, your father and I
did that when we were kids.
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You... you... you should use
the, uh, the... the... the...
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that crazy lemon squeezer
he invented for us.
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I think I saw it
down in the basement,
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last time I accidentally
locked myself in the basement.
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You know what?
I'll go get it.
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You just keep
airing this tent out.
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Yeah, and don't worry
about the spiders.
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Those little eight-legged
bloodsuckers
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are more scared of you
than you are of them,
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especially the babies.
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Spiders?
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As a spelling bee runner-up,
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it hurts to write
"olde" with an E.
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Also, I'm pretty sure
that "timey" isn't a word.
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Liam told me to write that
because we're building a brand,
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and nostalgia is very now,
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whatever that means.
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Check out my dad's Squeezerator.
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You put lemons in like this,
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and...
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press the red button.
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- - Ta-da.
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- That's amazing...
-
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And it's definitely
gonna give me nightmares.
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You guys have
a serious problem.
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Those new neighbor kids opened
their own lemonade stand
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around the corner.
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They've got free Krazy Straws
and a shade-brella.
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Isn't there room
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for more than one lemonade stand
in the neighborhood?
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Of course not.
Haven't you read "Outliers"?
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Or any Gladwell at all?
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Oh, boys, you are so lucky
that I'm here.
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I'm going to give you
the benefit
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of my prodigious
business acumen.
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I have no idea what that means.
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That means
when life gives you Liam,
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you make Liam-ade.
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I think we'll be okay
on our own.
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That's what
Bernard J. Whittle said.
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Who's Bernard J. Wittle?
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Exactly.
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- Here you go.
- Enjoy.
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Tell your friends!
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And tell them I had
nothing to do with the spelling.
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Hey, look,
it's Bobby and Tyra,
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those neighbor kids
Liam was talking about.
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Hey, guys!
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How's it going
with the lemonade... stand?
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- No!
- No! Please stop!
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- Ah!
-
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Those jerks.
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Why is this water sticky?
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It's Mountain Dew!
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I'm not allowed
to drink this stuff.
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My mom says it gives me
the sugar shakes.
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Okay...
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getting the Astrovan clean.
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You know, needs to be
semi-presentable
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if I'm gonna be driving
rideshare customers around.
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So, listen, guys,
Tiffany's gonna be watching you
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a little more
now that I have a job,
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so I need you to mind her.
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Got it, Mom.
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Malcolm Gladwell
and I warned you.
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- - Business is war.
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But you can't just fold after
one minor market disruption.
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You're right.
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I need to get even.
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An excellent counterstrategy.
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Leave it up to my brains
and Dash's brawn.
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I have brains, too.
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I just like to use them
for breaking stuff.
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Whoa, whoa, guys,
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I never said I wanted
to break anything.
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Don't be so sure.
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Free love is great,
but revenge is sweet, too.
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No, no. No one's getting
revenge on anyone.
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What kind of advice is that?
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The same kind
my mom's mom gave me.
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Of course, she was the enforcer
on her roller derby team.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Just laying out my bienvenue.
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That's French for "welcome mat."
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No, what are you doing
to my house?
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Uh, increasing its value.
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I just added an extra bedroom
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and a quarter bath.
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Oh. Um, okay...
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Terry, this is...
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this is a terrible idea.
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You sound...
you sound just like Patty.
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It's like that time, the...
the one time I went to him
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with my own idea
for an awesome invention,
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and he...
he didn't get it either.
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When was this?
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It was a few years ago.
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He said my idea was stupid,
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and so I said,
"No, you're stupid."
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And that's
kind of ridiculous,
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'cause he was
the smartest guy I knew.
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We got into this whole fight,
and I... I... I stormed out.
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Really? He never told me that.
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That was the last thing
I ever said to my brother.
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- Um, I...
- Oh, Terry...
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Oh...
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I... I...
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I thought there'd be time
to fix it, you know.
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I thought...
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I thought I could make it right.
I should've called him.
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I... I...
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There wasn't any time.
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Yeah, I know how you feel.
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I mean, there's never
enough time, you know.
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I still have so many things
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I want to talk to Patrick
about, too, but...
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- - Oh, my waffles are ready.
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- -
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Hi, Sam. Come on in.
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Wyatt, Sam's here.
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Oh, hey, Sam. What's up?
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I'm quitting
the lemonade business.
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Consider this
my two-minute notice.
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What
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Bobby and Tyra hired
that big seventh grader,
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who's already shaving,
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and they crammed me
in a locker after school.
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Those guys are such jerks.
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I'm sorry, Wyatt,
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but I need to
stay alive long enough
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to find out how
the "Star Wars" movies end.
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Uncle Terry?
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Our armies
are ready for victory,
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but we shall reconvene tomorrow.
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That is all for now.
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And, Achilles,
tend to that heel.
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Hey, champ. How's it going?
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Not good.
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These kids are really
messing with me, Dad.
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I'm so mad, I don't know
what I feel like doing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, now,
slow your roll there, buddy.
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Let's take a cue
from our friend, Achilles.
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He also got mad, and you know
what happened to him.
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He became a hero?
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Well, yeah, he did,
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but he also died in battle
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after launching
an all-out attack on Troy.
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Now, look, the Greeks won,
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but only because they got
a little sneaky.
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- My point is...
- Ah! I will destroy you
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with my laser sword!
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Wait a minute,
that's a bug zapper.
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- No, it's a...
-
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- Dang, it is a bug zapper.
- Told you.
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See, this is a laser sword.
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- Run!
-
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Hold on a sec.
This I got to see.
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No, Wyatt, Wyatt, we got to talk
about what's going on with you!
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Are you sure
you don't want a waffle?
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Tiffany, seriously?
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I thought you were
making lunches
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and helping the kids
with their homework.
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For your information, I have
excellent reasons for that.
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Which are?
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- Oh, you want to hear them?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay...
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Homework is just
a mind-control tool
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used by the dominant paradigm
to subjugate its citizenry.
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Uh-huh. And lunch?
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- Give me a second on that one.
- Oh, you are unbelievable.
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All I asked
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was that you help out
a little with the kids,
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and this is what I get?
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Who do you think
I'm beading these necklaces for?
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In case they ever get a cat.
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I need your help.
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I want to get even with
those idiot neighbor kids.
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I've been expecting you,
grasshopper.
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- Who-hopper?
- Don't worry about it.
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Come sit at my feet,
while I devise a clever plan.
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- What do you have there, Dash?
- Nothing. Butt out.
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Whatever.
It's revenge time. Listen up.
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Word on the street is
the neighbors have muscled up,
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so we're gonna have to
get super sneaky.
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Sneaky.
Sneaky like the Greeks.
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- I like it.
- You lost me.
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And I was already
a little lost to begin with.
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You know how they used
a Trojan Horse to win the war.
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Maybe we could do
something like that.
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I've read all about it in
Dad's chapter on the Trojan War.
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Well played, Wyatt.
You get a cookie.
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We have cookies?
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Trojan Horse it is.
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We'll put you inside
that empty patio-furniture box
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in the basement and leave it
at the neighbor's gate.
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They'll bring it into the yard,
you'll slip out a trapdoor,
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sabotage their
lemonade supply, and...
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And replace
their sugar with salt.
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That will ruin everything.
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I like it. Dash, you in?
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Hey, you had me at "cookies."
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Can you drive quickly?
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I have a job interview,
and I want to get there early.
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No problem. You need, I speed.
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- - What the...
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Oh...
oh, no, I'm so sorry.
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00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,026
That's my son's pudding cup.
254
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,529
This can't be happening,
not today!
255
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,448
Oh, wait, don't go!
Um... I need this job,
256
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,951
and I really can't afford
another zero-star rating,
257
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,829
so I promise you,
I can fix this.
258
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,747
Also...
259
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,417
there's a half a grilled cheese
stuck to your briefcase.
260
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,798
- -
261
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,139
Remember, stay quiet.
You're furniture.
262
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,224
I got it, Dash. Go.
263
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,111
Hey. Here we go.
264
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,904
No one will ever know.
265
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,366
So, would you recommend me
to your friends?
266
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,034
- You were fine.
-
267
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,537
- Kind of messy, though.
- Sure, sure.
268
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,456
Look what somebody
was throwing out...
269
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,249
or at least left
close enough to the curb
270
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,042
so that it could be
considered public property?
271
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,044
Hey. Nice calves.
You a runner?
272
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:36,631
So, who's bringing who home
around here?
273
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,301
Oh, no, he's my client.
274
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,219
No, I... I mean,
I picked him up.
275
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,054
No, I... that's not...
that's not what I meant.
276
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,431
That's not what I meant. No...
277
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,224
You people are nuts!
278
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,435
- Hey, that's my kimono!
- Yep, he's a runner.
279
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,145
Okay, well, great, you guys,
280
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,688
because there goes
our new dishwasher, so...
281
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,649
Wait, please,
I can make this right!
282
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,610
Beth hired a dishwasher?
283
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,403
I thought we were
tight on money.
284
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,113
Tiffany, check it out.
285
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,781
Oh, yeah.
286
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,867
Best seat in the house.
287
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:04,826
Okay!
288
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,711
Coast is clear.
289
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,691
We'll do it later, Mom!
290
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,528
No, you'll put it away now.
291
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,738
I'll be right there!
292
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,720
Oh, my God,
Wyatt's stuck in the box.
293
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,973
Why is Wyatt in a box?
294
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,475
Oh, yeah, I totally forgot
about that.
295
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,061
Come on!
296
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,983
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where you boys headed?
297
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,609
- Outside.
- Upstairs.
298
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,069
And where's Wyatt?
299
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,697
- Outside.
- Upstairs.
300
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,365
Okay.
301
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,207
- It's locked.
- It's okay. We did our best.
302
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,127
Every war has collateral damage.
Ours is Wyatt.
303
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,463
We should get out of here
before his loss in vain.
304
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,716
Why do you boys
bother lying to me?
305
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,552
I've been lying to the man
since the man was a little boy.
306
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,178
Where's Wyatt?
307
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,264
He's trapped in a box
in this backyard.
308
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,183
That's a new one. Stand aside.
309
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,735
Tiffany, one, the man, zero.
310
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,820
Nice moves.
311
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,238
I'm impressed.
312
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,329
I am no longer impressed.
313
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,873
What are you guys
doing here?
314
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,375
I don't like your tone,
young lady.
315
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,086
That's no way
to talk to... guests.
316
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,755
And I especially don't like
317
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,381
that you attacked
Wyatt's lemonade stand.
318
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,091
What are you talking about?
319
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,843
He attacked us first.
320
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,305
Yeah, he bombed us with
Super Soakers for no reason.
321
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,516
That's what started it all.
322
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,226
Is this true?
323
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,187
It was a preemptive strike.
324
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,690
No, we just did it to them
before they could do it to us.
325
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,903
Okay, sounds like there's plenty
of blame here to go around.
326
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,448
Oh, wh... what? Take cover!
327
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,245
Ow! Ow!
328
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,756
Well, don't just sit there.
Fight back!
329
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,925
- Ow! Ow!
- Ow! Ow!
330
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,722
- Oh!
-
331
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,939
Hi, Wyatt.
332
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,277
Welcome to the inside
of the Trojan Horse.
333
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,698
I thought it would be
a lot... horsier.
334
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,616
You should've been here
before I Febrezed the place.
335
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,743
- - Hey...
336
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,038
how long do you think
the Trojan War lasted?
337
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,957
Well, this lemonade fight
338
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,792
has been going on
for a couple of days,
339
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,920
so... a week?
340
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,464
Try ten years.
341
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,049
Imagine that.
342
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,468
That's crazy.
343
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,221
This fighting stuff
is so confusing.
344
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,599
A minute ago, I wanted to
crush those neighbor kids.
345
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,936
Then I found out that everything
was Dash and Liam's fault.
346
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,271
Everyone thinks
they have a good reason
347
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,106
for starting the war,
348
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,358
but there's really
no such thing.
349
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,068
And there's
way better stuff to do
350
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,613
than spending time
inside a sweaty old horse.
351
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,991
I just wanted to help Mom out.
352
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,243
I never wanted
all this fighting.
353
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,913
I just wish I could stop it.
354
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,790
You can.
355
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,667
We all can.
356
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,794
The key is to figure out how.
357
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,421
I'll give you a hint.
358
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:30,258
It usually starts
with an apology.
359
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,469
Can I look through the eyehole?
360
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,137
That's not the eyehole.
361
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,765
The, uh, eyehole's
on the other end of the horse.
362
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:38,475
- So what is...
-
363
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,226
Oh.
364
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,103
Never mind.
365
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,397
So how do we get out?
366
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,150
Well, there's the trapdoor
behind you or, uh...
367
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,818
door number two.
368
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,780
I vote the trapdoor.
369
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,615
You chose wisely.
370
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,242
Ow! Ow!
371
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,620
Stop! Stop!
372
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,792
This war has to end now.
373
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,255
Fighting only leads
to more fighting, and for what?
374
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:13,259
To win a few yards
of lemonade turf?
375
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,054
Bobby, Tyra,
376
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,348
I'm sorry for getting mad
and sneaking in here,
377
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,225
and I'm especially sorry
378
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,769
that my dumb brothers
attacked your lemonade stand.
379
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,979
Technically,
I didn't do anything.
380
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,526
Okay, okay.
381
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,444
I'm sorry for messing with you.
382
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,154
In hindsight,
I should've offered a buyout
383
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,199
before going
right to hostile takeover.
384
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,660
And I'm sorry
I Super-Soaked you guys.
385
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,745
It was super stupid.
386
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:43,581
I guess we overreacted, too.
387
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,376
We're also sorry.
388
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,587
So... friends?
389
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,259
Nice work, Wyatt.
390
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:57,220
Now, let's high-tail it home
before your mom busts us.
391
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,888
Joe got us tickets to AC/DC,
392
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,224
and I can't afford
to be grounded.
393
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,022
Oh, hi, Beth.
394
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,567
They say Blake Shelton
has three nipples,
395
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,110
and their sources
are usually pretty...
396
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,862
I know what happened.
397
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,990
It's probably
just a birth defect.
398
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,034
I got suspicious
when I saw you washing clothes
399
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,287
and I hadn't
begged you to do it,
400
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:25,540
so I asked the kids,
and they just... boof...
401
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,585
folded like the laundry
you didn't.
402
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,297
Ratted out by my own homies.
403
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,923
That hurts.
404
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,137
I'm sorry, Beth. I...
405
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,347
I know I let you down.
406
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:45,685
Cooking and homework,
it just isn't my...
407
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,395
Thank you.
408
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,272
What?
409
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,441
A lot of grandmas...
410
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,151
Right, sorry...
411
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,279
Uh, a lot of...
412
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,865
mothers who have children
413
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,491
who have children,
414
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,410
you know, they bake cookies
415
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,455
for those children
of their children...
416
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,876
But you, you risked
a lemon attack for them,
417
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,503
and that means a lot to me.
418
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,173
Oh, they mean a lot to me.
419
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,842
They're extremely lovable,
420
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,677
even that little sneak Liam.
421
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,179
He's the one
who flipped on me, right?
422
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,306
Okay...
423
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,141
you want to help me
fold the laundry?
424
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,226
No...
425
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,645
but I will.
426
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,822
Oh...
427
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,867
- You gonged? - Uh, yeah.
428
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,410
I found this weird note
429
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,329
in the Great Battles section
of Dad's book.
430
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,206
It's for you.
431
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,751
It says, "Tell Uncle Terry
to look behind the family crest
432
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,836
and tell him I'm sorry."
433
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,464
What's the family crest?
434
00:20:56,464 --> 00:21:00,218
The McKenna blazon is
three lions on a fess sable.
435
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,844
What?
436
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,596
Over here. Come here.
437
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,640
Have I not
shown you this before?
438
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,560
Okay, that...
439
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,355
is our family crest,
440
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,525
and behind it is...
441
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,072
...nothing.
442
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,866
Wait.
443
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,750
Oh, my God.
444
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,551
The Lazy Lacer.
445
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,428
What's a Lazy Lacer?
446
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,930
This was the brilliant idea
I told your dad about...
447
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,726
...the one he said was stupid,
but he, uh...
448
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,811
he made it. He...
449
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,312
he built it using my design.
450
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,648
I mean, this... This is it.
451
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,942
And he said
that he was sorry.
452
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,823
Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry, too.
453
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,491
I'm sorry he's not here
right now,
454
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,618
so I can give him
a big ol' bear hug.
455
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,832
I am, too.
456
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,045
How about we hug
each other, huh? Come on.
457
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,721
- So what's this thing do?
- I'm glad you asked.
458
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:28,431
Okay...
459
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,308
you know how everybody wastes
460
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,769
so much time every day
tying their own shoes?
461
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,228
No, not really.
462
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,646
Well, the Lazy Lacer
will do it for ya.
463
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,856
Simply take your foot,
464
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,775
put it on
the Lazy Lacer pedestal,
465
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:41,944
and let the Lazy Lacer
do its magic.
466
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,489
Push the button
and be ready to be amazed.
467
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:02,256
It's nice and slow.
Interesting.
468
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,093
Human kind will never have
to tie its own laces again.
469
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,719
Ka-ching!
470
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,304
Come on, let's go show everyone
how it works.
471
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,764
In a few minutes.
472
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,933
It's still working
on the first loop.
473
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,810
Almost there.
474
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,938
Yeah, I really thought
it'd go a little faster.
475
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,198
What are you butt-faces
looking at?
476
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,992
- Something you want to tell us?
- Yes.
477
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,537
Get away from my bed.
478
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,705
I'm talking about that.
479
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,961
I've never seen that before
in my life.
480
00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:41,504
We saw you hide it
in the closet.
481
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,799
And the bag says
"Dash's bag" on it.
482
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,009
Fine.
483
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,762
So it's a sunflower. Big deal.
484
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,347
I read about them
in Dad's book,
485
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,766
and I decided
to grow one on my own.
486
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,477
But why were you
hiding it from us?
487
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,772
I figured you guys
would laugh at me.
488
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,150
So go ahead and laugh.
489
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,113
No. Actually,
I think it's really cool.
490
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,407
- You do?
- I do, too.
491
00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:12,034
Sunflower oil
is a growth industry.
492
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:15,163
You're ground-flooring a massive
investment opportunity.
493
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,748
- You guys want to check it out?
- Nope.
494
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,375
Sure.
495
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,968
- Hey, Wyatt
496
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,761
Tell anyone about this,
497
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,972
and I'm gonna shave off
your eyebrows while you sleep.
498
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,270
Here you go, ma'am.
499
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,563
Enjoy.
500
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,151
I'd be careful if I was you.
501
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,320
They're coming,
and they're super angry.
502
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,780
- Who's coming
503
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:50,823
Bobby and Tyra.
504
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,200
Apparently their customers
505
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,868
didn't appreciate
lemonade made with salt.
506
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,661
- Who knew?
- See ya!
507
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:59,790
Oh, no, I forgot to tell them
I swapped their sugar with salt.
508
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:02,960
Tell my brain
to tell my legs to run!
509
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,754
No, no, please...
510
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:07,006
- -
511
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,716
- -
512
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:13,763
See
513
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,224
See what you have done
514
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:23,314
We look
515
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:27,443
Upon the sea,
my wayward son
516
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,988
You got caught with two hands
in the sugar bowl
517
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:34,825
And your pocket's
full of plums
518
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:40,706
Are you gonna stand there
and look me in the eye?
519
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,708
Are you gonna run?
520
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:48,756
So I pause to reflect upon
521
00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:52,802
What I might've done
522
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:57,932
I think I'd cut and run
523
00:25:57,932 --> 00:26:01,269
Ooh
524
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:08,276
I'd run
525
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,822
Oh, but tell me
526
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:15,533
Didn't we have fun?
527
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:20,329
Just think
of all the bad ideas
528
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:27,336
hat might've
never seen the sun
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