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Welcome to
the south pole, son--
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where all directions face north.
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I wonder if that's why
penguins are always
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walking in circles...
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their GPS devices
are going nuts.
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This is amazing, Dad.
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- - Look at all that snow.
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Remember that time Liam
tricked Dash
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into thinking that
yellow snow meant
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that there was
gold buried underneath?
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Yeah, and he started digging
like crazy with his bare hands.
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His bare hands, yeah.
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Yeah, now that was amazing.
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Yeah.
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Everything about you boys is.
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Hey, look.
I think that's Elephant Island,
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where Ernest Shackleton led
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his Antarctic expedition
in 1914.
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I'm reading about it
in The Dangerous Book.
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You're still reading the book.
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Makes me happy.
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It makes me happy too.
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Whoa.
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How did a walrus get onboard?
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Ooh! Uh, that's no walrus, son.
That's Ernest's wife,
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the Lady Shackleton. Be nice.
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Yes, unfortunately,
we didn't have orthodontists
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back at the turn of the century.
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Sorry, Mom--I mean,
Lady Shackleton.
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Boy, she really needs
some serious headgear.
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I wish her aim was
as bad as her teeth.
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Uh, Wyatt
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And who the heck
is Lady Shackleton?
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Uh...sorry, Mr. Tree.
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Just someone I confused
for a walrus.
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Thanks for coming in,
Mrs. McKenna.
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Of course.
All...I'm just surprised
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that, this time, it's for Wyatt.
You know,
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he's never been
the problem before.
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Yes, we have had a fair number
of tête-à-têtes
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regarding Dash's behavior...
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and Liam was never shy about
speaking his mind in class.
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But...
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this is a first for Wyatt.
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He's a wonderful boy,
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but we've just been noticing
some odd behavior
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ever since
your husband's passing.
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My condolences again,
by the way.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, Wyatt's...
he's been
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in the clouds a little
recently.
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You know, I guess we all have.
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This might just be his way
of coping with the loss.
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Our school counselor thought
it might be a good idea
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for him to actually speak
with a therapist.
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Yeah, of-of course.
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You know, whatever he needs.
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Do you think I should have
his brothers see someone also?
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Let's start
with the easy one.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm just gonna
have to figure out
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how I'm gonna pay for it.
Um, money's been
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- a little tight recently.
- Oh, I can suggest
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a clinic.
Um, I went there
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to quit smoking.
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It was the only place
I could afford
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on a public school salary.
I am down to
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two packs of nicotine gum
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and three shoulder patches
a day.
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So clearly, they know
what they're doing.
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Sure.
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Hey, well, thank you,
Mr. Dunnan.
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Um...and don't take this
the wrong way,
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but I hope not to be back
in this chair any time soon.
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Mr. Dunnan,
Dash McKenna was sent
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to us again.
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It's not my fault!
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Ask the lunch lady
when she wakes up.
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Back in the chair.
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Ah!
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The Page of Pentacles.
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There may be a positive
financial venture
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- in your future.
- Perfect.
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Uh, now, uh...
do the cards say anything
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specifically about Lucky Louie
in the seventh at Ascot Park?
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Terry, you know
they don't work that way.
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What kind of odds
are you getting?
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Well, he's-- Did I take
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a wrong turn and end up
in the dark ages?
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Tarot cards
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Be careful, Liam.
You don't wanna tempt the fates.
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"The fates."
It's all mumbo-jumbo.
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the Constitution,
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trickle-down economics,
and the sugary deliciousness
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of Crunch Berry cereal.
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- It is delicious.
- We're living
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in an age of science, people.
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These cards are quackery,
pure and simple.
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I wouldn't be so sure.
The powers of the Universe
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existed long before
your precious science.
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Well, you can keep
living in the dark,
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but I don't have to,
'cause I can turn on a light.
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Invented by a scientist.
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Who was inspired
by the Universe.
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That was mapped by a scientist.
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Maybe in this dimension.
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Whoa...mind blown.
That...
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You know what?
Maybe you're right.
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Let's see what
your kooky cards say.
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Abracadabra and hocus-pocus.
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Uh-oh.
The five swords.
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I think the Universe might
have put a hex on you.
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A hex.
Yeah, right.
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Okay, careful, Liam.
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Soccer star David Beckham
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once said the same thing
to a voodoo priestess.
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She put a foot-shrinking spell
on him.
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Now he buys all his shoes
at Baby Gap.
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Career over.
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I'm not sure
that's entirely factual,
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but the point is
to not tempt the Universe.
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Consider it tempted.
You hear that, universe?
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Come and get me.
I welcome your he--
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Liam?
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Psych.
I told you,
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there's no such thing
as a hex.
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I would've done that anyway.
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This stupid dishwasher.
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Everything comes out
dirtier than when it went in.
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Ah! I'll grab those.
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You washed your shoes
in the dishwasher?
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's a dishwasher.
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Terry, it's right in the name.
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I only put 'em in
so it'd be a full load.
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Always thinking responsibly.
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And for the record,
these aren't shoes.
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They are Crocs.
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Okay, well, when
the dishwasher breaks
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and we need to get a new one,
who's gonna pay for it?
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Because I sure can't.
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Are you okay, Beth?
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Oh.
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It's just...
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It's just little things
like this, you know?
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Like, I feel like--sometimes
I feel like I'm doing okay,
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and then everything just...
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it just comes crashing down.
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Come here.
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But I can't let
the kids see it, you know?
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I have to...
oh, I gotta get it together.
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I gotta make things happy
and normal for them, you know?
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Beth, you are the most
amazing woman I know...
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and I once met
Ellen DeGeneres.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Mom, did you...
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
I was just, um...
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C-cutting onions
for my oat...meal.
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- Yeah.
- You put onions
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- in your oatmeal?
- Oh, I put onions
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in everything--
except onion soup,
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which I prefer to make
with leeks.
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Oh, uh, Wyatt--
you have an appointment
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for the doctor today...
just, you know,
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make sure you're doing okay.
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So just like a checkup?
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Yeah.
Something like that.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Hi there, Wyatt.
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I am...
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...not that kind of doctor.
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You're not
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Well, I am more of
a doctor for feelings.
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So we're just gonna
be talking today,
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but if you're more comfortable
doing that in your underpants,
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- that is absolutely--
- Oh, no.
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Um, I'm definitely,
definitely not.
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I'm Dr. Stevenson,
but you can call me Kay.
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'Kay...I mean, okay...
Kay?
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So, Wyatt, why don't you
tell me what's been going on?
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- Not much, really.
- Well, I understand
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that you lost your father.
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I'm really very sorry.
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Yeah.
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Is there anything you'd like
to talk about?
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Well...there is one thing.
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My dad left this book
for me and my brothers...
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and ever since then...
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...there's been
some weird stuff happening.
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Oh, yeah
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I don't know.
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I guess...
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I don't want you to think
that I'm cuckoo.
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Well, that's not really
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a term we use around here.
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I just want you
to feel comfortable.
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I talk to kids all the time,
so believe me.
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I am happy to hear
whatever you have to say.
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You'd be surprised
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by some of the stories.
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I mean, everything's...
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- Dad.
- Hey, champ.
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Why am I here?
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I thought a jungle adventure
might cheer you up.
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You always loved animals.
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Plus, I heard someone say
something
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about a cuckoo bird
somewhere around here.
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No, I mean, why am I here...
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talking to a non-underwear
doctor?
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Well...
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Hey, Dash.
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What are you doing here?
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Searching for the lost city
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of El Doritos.
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Don't you mean El Dorado?
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As long as they have
Cool Ranch flavor,
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I don't care what you call it.
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I smell jalapeños.
That way!
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Your brother always did
have a keen sense of smell.
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Dad?
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I really think Mom's
worried about me.
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Should I be worried about me?
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Well, your mom loves you
more than anything.
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And if she wanted you
to see a doctor,
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I'm sure it's for the best.
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But...does that mean
I am a cuckoo bird?
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No, son.
Not at all.
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But that is.
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Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
Wyatt?
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- - Hate to interrupt
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your daydream,
but our time is up.
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So maybe next time you can
tell me about Doritos
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or jalapeños, or whatever else
you're daydreaming about.
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Hah.
Nice try, universe.
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You know,
I really think
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I missed my calling.
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I could've been a foot model.
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These piggies definitely
should've gone to market.
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- I'm a little worried, Tiffany.
- Relax, Beth.
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I'm not ditching you
for the foot model circuit.
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It's way too much politics
to deal with.
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No, I'm talking about Wyatt.
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Dr. Stevenson wants
to see him again.
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That's not so bad.
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I prefer Ayurvedic healing
over conventional psychotherapy,
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but whatever helps, you know?
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It's just so hard pretending
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that everything is normal
and fine, you know?
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But I need to keep
the kids' spirits up.
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Yeah, that's all that matters
right now, right?
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Beth, kids are like the moon.
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They go through phases.
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Sometimes they're...
full of wonderment and joy,
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sometimes they're hidden
by clouds and...
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disappear for a few days.
257
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,520
The most important thing
to remember
258
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:21,479
is that kids,
just like the moon,
259
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,700
need a strong center
to orbit around.
260
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,484
Wow.
261
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:29,270
That's really profound.
262
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,185
Although, did you just suggest
that's it okay
263
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,230
for kids to disappear
for a few days?
264
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,885
Days, weeks, whatever.
265
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,888
You know what?
Maybe a family game of Twister.
266
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,411
That's always fun.
267
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,109
I wonder if we still
have that board.
268
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,378
Something you'd like
to talk about?
269
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,336
Nope.
It was just another average,
270
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,164
non-eventful day.
271
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:57,124
Looks to me like you had
a "hex-cellent" day.
272
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,690
There's no hex.
273
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,692
Statistically speaking,
at some point in my life,
274
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,130
a simultaneous bird-squirrel
attack was inevitable.
275
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,566
No, sweetheart.
276
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,003
The odds of it happening
were 50/50.
277
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,049
Either the Universe
put a hex on you
278
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,920
or it didn't.
279
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,052
And it did.
280
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:36,598
What up?
281
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,208
Hey, Dash.
282
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,950
- Can I ask you something?
- You just did.
283
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,778
Can I ask you something else?
284
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,606
You just did.
I can--I can do this all day.
285
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,391
Come on, I'm serious.
286
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,612
Have you noticed
anything strange
287
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,701
happening since we got The Dangerous Book?
288
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,924
Well, ever since we got
the book...
289
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,187
I...I...
290
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,319
You're not gonna laugh, are you?
291
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:05,322
No.
No, not at all.
292
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,150
What is it?
293
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,111
I can see through walls.
294
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,721
S-s-seriously?
295
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,897
Of course not, lame-o!
296
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,681
No one can see through walls.
297
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,206
I mean, it's an awesome book,
but it's just a book.
298
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,122
What !
299
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,037
Come on! Ow!
300
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,603
I'm in a tough spot here.
301
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,518
I love making fun of you,
but I also love
302
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,477
- watching Liam suffer.
- Get away from me!
303
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,653
- Get away!
- Sorry, leaving wins.
304
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,537
Hello?
305
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,847
No...Patrick McKenna isn't here.
306
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,853
No, he won't be home
any time soon.
307
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,376
Please take us off your list.
308
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,129
Hey, Mom.
309
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,783
Hey, there's my little
Wyatt Earp.
310
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,828
What do you think about
a game night tonight?
311
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,308
So now, I mean,
I couldn't find Twister,
312
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,528
but I did find the board
from Monopoly
313
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,791
and some wedges
from Trivial Pursuit.
314
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,098
- Hm?
- Uh...
315
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,490
I'm not really
in the mood right now.
316
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,057
Oh, no, come on!
It could be fun.
317
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,754
I mean, we could invent
a new game
318
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,365
like your dad used to do.
We'll call it, like, um,
319
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,455
"Triv-opoly" or "Monopo-suit."
320
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,936
That's okay.
Maybe another time.
321
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,555
Tiffany, you gotta get those
tarot cards back out.
322
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,296
The race was a disaster!
323
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,211
- Lucky Louie didn't win
324
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,126
He was still running
when they started the next race.
325
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,041
Maybe somebody
put a whammy on the jockey.
326
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,391
You know, he did have
unusually tiny feet.
327
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,784
The horse or the jockey?
328
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,177
Both!
329
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,962
This whole family is cuckoo.
330
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,269
How can I not be?
331
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,142
The hoof--the hooves
were definitely small.
332
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,404
Good news.
I think
333
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,535
you're about to be off the hook
334
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,189
for the desk standing stuff.
335
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,409
Word on the street is
Nicky Dermer had to use
336
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,715
his emergency pair of underwear.
337
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,456
Mr. McKenna.
338
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:20,805
Would you like to come to
the board
339
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,111
and solve this equation?
340
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,071
I realize I posed that
as a question,
341
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,681
but you don't really
have a choice.
342
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,126
Cuckoo.
343
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,454
"Bad hair day."
344
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,282
But this is the look
I was going for.
345
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:06,982
What's the matter, kiddo?
346
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,202
Dad...
347
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,855
Am I crazy?
348
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,596
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
C-come here.
349
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,946
Come here.
Come here, Wyatt.
350
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,993
No, you're not crazy.
W...why would you think that?
351
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,864
I don't know.
It just seems like
352
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,866
our whole family is nuts.
353
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,434
- And I keep seeing you, and...
- Ah.
354
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:25,392
I get it.
355
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,918
Let's take a look
at my specimen shelf, here.
356
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,876
That is Galileo.
357
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:36,011
And that's good old Socrates.
358
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:39,667
Two of the most creative
and famous geniuses in history.
359
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,886
Know what they had
in common?
360
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,236
They were both really tiny?
361
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,933
Well, yeah.
362
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,936
But they were also both
once considered crazy.
363
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,459
Were they?
364
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,157
Nope.
365
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,159
They changed the way
we see the world,
366
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:56,249
using only their brains
and their imagination.
367
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,513
So did Marie Curie.
So did Georgia O'Keeffe.
368
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,992
Everyone's imagination
has the power
369
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,517
to transform the Universe,
Wyatt.
370
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,649
But not everyone
can tap into it.
371
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,608
You think maybe
that's what I'm doing?
372
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:10,001
Maybe.
373
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,699
Or maybe your imagination
is helping you
374
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:14,571
to deal
with a difficult situation.
375
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,619
You are not crazy.
376
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,275
Thanks, Dad.
377
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,537
I'm just really glad
378
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,929
I get to keep seeing you.
379
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,975
Yeah, me too.
380
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,759
What do you say we take a crack
at Einstein's...
381
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,413
I mean... What do you say
382
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,545
we take a crack at my theory
383
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,503
of gravitational waves?
384
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,724
I have no idea what that means,
but...sure.
385
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,371
Incredible.
386
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,633
Al-although the answer
we were looking for
387
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,766
was 1 and 2/3.
388
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,681
Whoo!
389
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,599
Okay.
390
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:26,817
Damn it.
391
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:30,865
Why aren't you working?
392
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,564
Nothing is working.
393
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,131
Are you okay, Mom?
394
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,179
I'm sorry, Wyatt.
Sorry.
395
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,007
- For what?
- Because...
396
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,792
Because it's Thursday.
On Thursdays,
397
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,098
your dad always made us
his famous grilled sandwiches
398
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,449
and I just...I can't
get his darn machine to work.
399
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,722
- No.
-
400
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,072
What's going on?
401
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,335
I'm sorry.
402
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,295
You guys, I'm trying
to keep it normal for you,
403
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,861
and I'm trying
to keep things happy,
404
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,385
but I can't.
405
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,257
I can't do it,
and I can't hide it anymore.
406
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:19,305
It's okay, Mom.
It's okay to be sad.
407
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,654
We all are.
408
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,919
I know I am.
409
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,225
Me too.
410
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:38,062
I guess...this is just
how it's gonna have to be
411
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,456
for a while, but...
412
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,544
it'll get better.
413
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,505
We can make it happen.
414
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,333
We can make anything happen.
415
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:49,944
Yeah, we're all gonna be okay.
416
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,989
We'll be okay.
Hm?
417
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,038
I love you guys.
418
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,477
I just wish that
I could've gotten
419
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:05,220
your dad's Sub-Sub to work,
you know?
420
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,743
I loaded all the ingredients in,
421
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,484
but nothing happened.
422
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,746
Let me take a look.
423
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,719
Oh!
424
00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,331
That was amazing!
425
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,811
Can we do exploding sandwiches
426
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,203
every Thursday?
427
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:44,172
- I'm ready.
- Did you get everything?
428
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,000
I think so.
429
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:49,612
Two roly-polys,
four dog fingernails,
430
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:53,312
lock of human hair...
and half of a fresh fig.
431
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,534
Yum.
432
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,319
Oh, that's pure potassium-bomb.
433
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:07,151
Undoing a hex is
a very complicated procedure.
434
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:09,153
They can't just be removed.
435
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,286
They have to be transferred...
436
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,896
into another vessel.
437
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:17,379
Liam Gloucester McKenna...
438
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,120
are you prepared
to humble yourself
439
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:20,861
before the Universe?
440
00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,341
So prepared.
441
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,735
I give you Liam,
442
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:28,259
who humbly repents
for having doubted you.
443
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,221
Yeah.
Super sorry!
444
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:35,310
And from this day forward...
445
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,704
he promises never... Uh-oh.
446
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,401
The Bachelorette's
about to start.
447
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:42,404
Um, promises to not ever
doubt the Universe again,
448
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,841
keep an open mind,
et cetera, et cetera.
449
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:47,409
Okay, the hex is off you
and in that glass of water.
450
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:48,802
Get rid of it.
451
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,281
Wait...what?
452
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,370
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
453
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,197
Wait.
454
00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:55,548
That's it
455
00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:59,813
What's off, dweeb?
456
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,467
Uh...
457
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:02,859
Nothing.
458
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:08,822
- - Ow, my foot!
459
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,216
Ow, the rest of me!
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