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Zombies!
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Excuse me, son,
will your mother be much longer?
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Die, undead!
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You can shuffle,
but you can't hide.
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Gimme a hand...
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Will you please tell your mother
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that I ha...
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I have another appointment.
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Oh.
Mom said she'd be right back.
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Would you start
the zipper for me, hon?
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Ah.
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Such a gentleman.
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Night.
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Please tell me this is
just the first installment.
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I-I'm afraid not,
Mrs. McKenna.
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That represents
the entire payout
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for the policy
on your late husband.
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You don't understand.
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I'm responsible
for my three children,
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my mother-in-law,
and my brother-in-law,
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so l-let's just say
five children.
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I understand that you're going
through a very difficult time.
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Please, I don't
need compassion right now.
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I needed it when you guys
were writing this check.
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This is financially disastrous
for my family.
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Thank you for your time,
Mr. Foster.
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My condolences,
Mrs. McKenna.
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And if it's any consolation,
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um...I hate my job.
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Nailed it.
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Okay.
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So,
how do the zombies die?
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They're dead.
You can't kill them.
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No, you kill them
with your fists.
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You punch them. They would
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keep fighting.
Why would they just die?
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What's the point
of a score?
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Hey. To brag
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- to your friends?
- We'll figure it out.
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You're resourceful,
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and--and we can help out.
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I can macramé potholders
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and Terry can give blood
every six weeks.
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Mm-hmm.
Seriously, Beth,
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don't...don't worry-way...
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...about money-may.
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Hey, Terry, you know that...
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...that's not Pig Latin, right?
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- Really-ray
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I'm even more confused
than usual.
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Um, it's just adult talk.
You wouldn't understand.
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Shi shi wo.
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That's Mandarin for "try me."
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My future company is going
to have offices in China.
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It's kinder to fire people
in their own language.
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Mom...is there a money problem?
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No.
No problem.
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Everything's fine, okay?
Really.
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Okay.
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You kill the zombie
with your fists?
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Yes.
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Guys,
I really think
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Mom's worried about mo...
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What are you...
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Are you eating crickets?
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Not eating. Swallowing.
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Learn the difference.
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- -
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We're making a video
that's gonna go viral
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and make me crazy famous
on the Internet.
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Actually, I'm making a video
about how morons will do
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anything to try and get
crazy famous on the Internet.
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Whatever, as long as I'm gonna
be crazy famous.
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I'm going to break the record
for throwing up live crickets.
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That sounds crazy stupid.
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Your jealousy is ugly, Wyatt.
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Guys, I really think Mom is
having money problems.
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Mom says
everything is gonna be fine.
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Yeah, and who are
we gonna believe, you or Mom?
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Okay, Dash, time to look
like an idiot.
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I mean, become famous.
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- Okay, go.
-
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Am I crazy,
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or is that more crickets
than I swallowed?
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Deal you in, son?
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Yeah.
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You look good, Wyatt.
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Love that smile.
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Hi, Dad.
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Now, ready to play poker?
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- I don't know how.
- Well, that's why I wrote
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The Dangerous Book--
to teach you this stuff.
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Playing poker requires
sharp wits and nerves of steel.
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Sounds pretty good, huh?
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It might help you
get up the courage
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to talk to
that Maya Fleishacker.
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How did you...
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Oh, right.
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This is my imagination.
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And you have a great one.
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You know, even as a baby,
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your mom and I would
watch you go into
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an animated state of wonder,
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and your face would contort,
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and then get curious,
and finally...
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And then you'd smile that smile.
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It turned out
you just had a full diaper.
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I think
Mom's having money trouble.
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What do I do?
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Your mom's the smartest person
I know.
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She's also incredibly sensitive.
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She'll need some help.
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Now, then.
Let's play poker.
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How are you set up
for insurance, son?
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It's never too early
to get some umbrella coverage.
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I don't have an umbrella.
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Dash jumped off
the roof with it.
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I should talk to that kid.
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Now, what's so interesting
about poker
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is it's all about
observing human behavior...
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watching people.
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You learn to catch their tell.
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And you'll know what
they're not telling you.
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It's a very valuable tool
in life.
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Is that Mr. Foster's tell?
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Could be.
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Or he could just be
digging for gold.
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Either way...
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you just learned
your first lesson in poker.
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All of these jobs,
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they want you to work
60 hours a week
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for minimum wage.
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But I guess the good news is,
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is that I'm not even qualified
for them
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because I don't have an MBA.
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What's an MBA?
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Apparently, something
you need now to get a job
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as a secretary's assistant.
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"Aloha Akron."
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Aloha, Terry.
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No, no, no.
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"Aloha Akron."
That's the name
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of our new surf shop.
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But, Terry, there aren't any
surf shops in Akron, Ohio.
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Not yet.
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We'll get in
on the ground level.
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We'll corner the entire market.
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Right, uh...
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well, it's an interesting idea.
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We should definitely
explore it further.
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Great.
Yeah, um...
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- let me show you...
- Hmm.
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...my business plan.
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- Hmm.
- Now, it's not to scale.
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Oh, no, no, I got that.
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That's great.
Really.
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Mom,
you're not telling the truth.
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You think his idea stinks.
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And it does.
I'm sorry, Uncle Terry,
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but it's terrible.
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Those are really
hurtful words, Beth.
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You could've said it
a lot nicer.
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- I didn't...
- Bye.
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...say them.
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Wyatt.
Why did you say that?
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I picked up on your tell.
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It's when you take
a deep breath.
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What...my tell?
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Never mind.
Honey, I just...
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...wish you hadn't said that.
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But we have to be honest, right?
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That's what you're always
telling us.
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Yeah, but not...always.
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It's complicated,
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and we are--we'll talk
about it later, okay?
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We're running late for school.
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So, Cathy posted
this photo, and I...
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Maya Fleishacker.
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I heard she's from New York
and used to ride the subway...
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by herself.
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I believe it.
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Uh-oh.
She's looking this way.
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That's it.
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That's her tell.
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What is she telling you?
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I don't know...yet.
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Could somebody get that?
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Hello
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I can, but I'm naked.
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Uh, no!
Tiffany, I got it, I got it.
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I got it.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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I'm Arianna.
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I'm here to tutor Dash.
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Right, yes.
Please, come in, Arianna.
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Um...although, Arianna,
I need to apologize.
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When I called the school
to ask for a tutor,
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I just thought that we could...
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Dash, take those off.
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Whoa, that actually happened.
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Okay, Dash, this is Arianna.
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Yo.
Hey, you look familiar.
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I can't imagine why.
We've only been
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in the same class for two years.
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Maybe that's where
I've seen you.
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I hired Arianna
to tutor you in math.
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But, we, uh...we actually...
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we just can't anymore, so...
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I'm sorry.
I will totally
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pay you a little something
for your time.
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Oh, uh...actually,
I'm already here.
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If you want...
you don't have to pay me.
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Okay.
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I-I don't need
a math tutor.
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Besides, how good could she be
if she's free?
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Dash.
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- - Why don't you and Arianna
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go to the table, um,
and you can...
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learn something?
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Thank you.
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Didn't fit?
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Didn't fit my budget, honey.
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Don't even try to sell me
on store credit.
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Cash only.
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Uh, this one's stained.
Did someone wear it?
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Store credit's fine.
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So, it's good news.
The X-rays came back negative.
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No internal bleeding,
no broken bones.
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You should be good to go.
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Oh, that's wonderful news...
Dr. Scholls.
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Excuse me?
I'm Dr. Williams.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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What did I say?
I...
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My head is really hurting
from the accident.
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Can you tell me
who the president is right now?
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Is it, um...
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Beyoncé?
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Why don't we keep you here
a little longer
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and we'll run some more tests?
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Are you okay, Tiffany?
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Okay?
Look at me.
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I was the clean up
on aisle nine.
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That's the least
you have to worry about.
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Hospitals are a breeding grounds
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for deadly germs
and staph infections.
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We're probably all goners.
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Liam.
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Cool if I eat the Jell-o?
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Okay, hustle up, boys!
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Mom bus leaves in ten!
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yelps] Oh, God! Oh, oh...
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Oh...
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Craigslist.
That's where I found him.
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Or her.
Still not sure on that one.
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I guess they all pee
standing up, right?
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Anyway, this is a much better
idea than my surf shop.
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Don't say "I told you so."
We'll make a fortune.
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We'll charge neighborhood kids
five bucks a ride.
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Mm-hmm, and do you have
any idea
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how much it costs to house
and feed a llama?
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So we'll charge
six bucks a ride.
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Boom.
263
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,332
Whoa, that is
a freaky-looking horse.
264
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,834
And here's our client base now.
Why don't we ask them?
265
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,961
Gentle-sirs,
how much would you shell out
266
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,588
to ride this lovely llama?
267
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,632
Nothing.
Llamas are a poor man's camel.
268
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:20,091
- Oh.
- If I could ride
269
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,760
that thing to school,
I would give you
270
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,428
everything I got.
271
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,347
There you have it.
50% of kids love it
272
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,473
100% of the time.
273
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,724
Boom and boom.
274
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,897
Okay, you...school?
275
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,565
Let's go, let's go.
Now. Move.
276
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:40,070
Let's go.
We will talk about this later.
277
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,030
Yeah, the three of us can
have a conversation.
278
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,323
Scooter, come on.
Let's go upstairs.
279
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,866
Let's go see your room.
280
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,576
Okay,
so if "A" equals two
281
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,119
and "B" equals three,
and "A" plus "B"
282
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,871
equals "C,"
then what does "C" equal?
283
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,337
Math is numbers, not letters.
Even I know that.
284
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,922
I need a Slim Jim.
285
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,011
I didn't see it at first.
286
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,596
You're good,
287
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,015
but your tell is that
you blink a lot.
288
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,267
What are you talking about?
289
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,060
You like my brother.
290
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,854
That's why you're
tutoring him for free.
291
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,731
Are you nuts?
292
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,781
Okay, fine.
Maybe I like him a little.
293
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,741
I knew it.
294
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,952
Why don't you just tell him?
295
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,912
I don't know,
what if I tell him the truth
296
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,831
and he doesn't want me
to come over anymore?
297
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,457
He already doesn't want you
to come over
298
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,834
because you make him think.
299
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,088
Hi, Arianna.
300
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,131
So, how's Dash doing?
301
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,799
Really, really well.
302
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,385
Yeah, he's totally got
a head for numbers.
303
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,137
Great.
304
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,555
Hm.
305
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,417
What the...
306
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,217
Well, well, well.
307
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,012
If it isn't Wyatt Earp.
308
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,515
It's more like Wyatt... Burp.
309
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,028
- Check.
- I check too.
310
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,781
Do you have any sevens?
311
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,784
We're not playing Go Fish, Sam.
312
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,285
What are you doing here?
313
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,372
I don't know.
I'm kind of scared.
314
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,748
I think I just peed a little.
315
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,502
Hey, can I do that too?
316
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,795
I have a test to study for,
317
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:02,796
and frankly, I don't even know
318
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,422
why I'm here.
319
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,928
I bet 50 chips.
320
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,931
Anybody got the baked beans
to call?
321
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,474
I'm all in.
322
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,309
Good luck trying
to read me, Wyatt.
323
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,144
I'm a riddle wrapped up
in a Rubik's cube
324
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,979
with all the colors removed.
325
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,986
I fold.
326
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,656
Ha!
I got nothing.
327
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,160
You're all a bunch
of no-good fibbers.
328
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,165
I'm right, aren't I?
329
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,835
Shouldn't you always
tell the truth?
330
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,838
Everybody is telling me
something different.
331
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,174
Normally a good philosophy, son.
332
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,718
But life is tricky.
333
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,345
Sometimes you gotta
tell the truth.
334
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,390
Sometimes...you gotta bluff.
335
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,144
Nothing makes sense.
336
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,446
Now that's gonna go viral.
337
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,075
- - Our in-house Plethora Law team
338
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,786
has taken care of the plethora
of medical bills, of course.
339
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,330
The store has
their own legal department?
340
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,458
Yes, ma'am.
It's right next to housewares.
341
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,668
Now...Plethora would like
to offer you
342
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,378
this very generous
cash settlement.
343
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,132
- - I know that money
344
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,467
is small compensation
for the suffering--
345
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,509
No, it helps.
It helps.
346
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,552
It does help.
347
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,805
Do you need time
to think this over?
348
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,640
No, I think it best
we just settle this
349
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,018
- and all move on. I appreciate that,
350
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,520
as will my plethora
of superiors.
351
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,482
Here are the papers
I will need you to sign.
352
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,872
You must be really worried
about your grandmother.
353
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,796
Uh...oh, yeah, right.
354
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,047
Like...
355
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,508
...with all the injuries and...
356
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,301
...the skull damage.
357
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,679
Doctor said she might need
a replacement...head.
358
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,561
It's okay, Wyatt.
359
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,938
You don't have to do that.
360
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,777
Mrs. Chen, I...
361
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,737
I was at Woodstock, so...
362
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,614
I probably do have
some brain damage.
363
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,283
But...it wasn't
from the accident.
364
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,870
I can't take your money.
365
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,790
I see.
366
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,460
Well, Mrs. McKenna,
a plethora of thanks
367
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,212
for your honesty.
368
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,589
Just sign here,
agreeing to
369
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,716
a no-cash settlement,
and we'll be done.
370
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,563
You should learn
to be more honest,
371
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,480
like your grandmother.
372
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,364
I'm sorry, Tiffany.
373
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,116
No.
374
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,868
I'm sorry.
375
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,787
Oh, God.
376
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,541
We're just gonna have to
figure out another way
377
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,792
to help out your mom.
378
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,546
Yeah.
379
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,320
Welcome back
to the final table
380
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,655
of the World Championships
of Poker.
381
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,450
Got a real murderer's row
of poker greats here.
382
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:05,538
our chip leader, Wyatt McKenna.
383
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,665
Is the remaining field
gonna gang up
384
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,167
on little Wyatt?
385
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,418
"Wyatt" not?
386
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,502
- - I would.
387
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,254
That's poker.
388
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,633
All right,
let's shuffle up and deal!
389
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,844
Dad, this is for all the money.
390
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,387
- Mom needs it.
- Put together
391
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,306
everything you've learned.
392
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,725
You can do it.
I believe in you, son.
393
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,040
A full house.
394
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,459
Aces high.
395
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,711
A gritty play
by boy wonder.
396
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,005
McKenna continues to impress.
397
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,133
He is, without a doubt,
the very best player
398
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:03,346
who ever sat down
at a poker table, period.
399
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,056
Hey, it's his fantasy.
400
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,557
He can have me say
anything he wants.
401
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,524
Unbelievable bluff
by McKenna!
402
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,484
And another one bites the dust.
403
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,528
The Ohio Tornado.
404
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,029
The Akron Assassin.
405
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,323
The Midwestern Maniac.
406
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,825
- Are you trying out nicknames?
- Yeah,
407
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,702
- I gotta see what sticks.
- Sure.
408
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,620
You're cute as a button.
409
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,455
I'd hate you...
410
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,332
if I didn't
wanna babysit you.
411
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,004
We've come to the end.
412
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,715
It's heads up play between
rookie sensation Wyatt McKenna
413
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,300
and two-time world champion
Nick Nelson,
414
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,302
the Nasty Nerd of Poker.
415
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,513
One of these two players will
416
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,140
become the world champion
of poker.
417
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:52,353
Oh, and Nick Nelson has
moved all in.
418
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,441
Sitting on a monster hand, Nick?
419
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,568
It's all up to you, son.
420
00:21:58,568 --> 00:21:59,819
What are you gonna do?
421
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,948
Take your time, Wyatt.
422
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:11,622
I call.
423
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,419
And that's it!
It's over!
424
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:20,631
Wyatt McKenna has just upset
the entire poker world!
425
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,258
The Akron Assassin wins
426
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:25,970
the World Championships
of Poker!
427
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,555
- He did it!
-
428
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,474
- The little guy did it.
- The little, tiny guy.
429
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,392
Right? He's a little guy.
But he sure did do it.
430
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:32,477
He's a little guy, you know?
431
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,354
A pair of fours?
432
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,107
What kind of lunatic
makes a call like that?
433
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,358
This is ridiculous!
I can't believe...
434
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,360
I'm so proud of you, son.
435
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,029
This isn't fair.
I never...
436
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,573
How did you figure out
he was bluffing?
437
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,950
I caught his tell.
Look at him.
438
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,161
The Nasty Nerd of Poker.
439
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:53,539
Why?
Wyatt...
440
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,416
Hey, this is pretty cute.
441
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,170
Oops.
442
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,840
The second he said
"take your time" so politely,
443
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,966
I knew he was bluffing.
444
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,846
That's great.
You figured it out, Wyatt.
445
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,057
How to know when
you're being bluffed
446
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,308
and how to know when you need
447
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,060
to pull a bluff
of your own.
448
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,322
I would like
you to sign each page and
449
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:29,117
initial in the place
where I have circled.
450
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,701
Okay. And a copy
451
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,121
for you, a copy for me,
and we'll...
452
00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:35,456
Okay, all set.
So...
453
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:38,167
just make sure
you date it there.
454
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,545
What's done is done.
455
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,088
It's important not to
456
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,465
be underinsured again,
Mrs. McKenna.
457
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,009
Yes, thank you.
I understand.
458
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,345
Uh, I'd say call
if you need anything,
459
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,931
but, uh...
460
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,267
I ran over my phone, so...
461
00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,438
Thank you.
462
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,363
What am I gonna do?
463
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,281
Mom?
464
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,910
Are you okay?
465
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,662
Yeah.
466
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,080
I'm okay.
Yeah.
467
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,374
You can be honest with me.
468
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,794
Did you hear all of that?
469
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,338
Um...maybe.
470
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,966
Yeah.
471
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,844
It's my fault.
472
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,637
I took care of the bills,
and the insurance,
473
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,891
it was my responsibility,
and now...
474
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,559
It's okay.
475
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,103
No, but it's not.
Wyatt, I know it's not.
476
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,188
- We gotta...
- Mom.
477
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:44,025
Everything is going to be great.
478
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:49,113
How can you be
so sure of that?
479
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:53,117
Because...I just know.
480
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,827
I promise.
481
00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:58,915
Oh, sweetheart.
482
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:00,166
Oh, thank you.
483
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:04,587
Oh, I needed that.
484
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,509
Okay.
485
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,678
Uh...will you go
find your brothers?
486
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,931
Set the table for dinner?
487
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,194
Hey-- Man, you're slow!
488
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,988
- I'm gonna catch you! Ow...
489
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,870
Arianna!
I got a D on my math test.
490
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,038
Um...
491
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,331
I've never gotten a D before.
492
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:43,042
This is amazing.
Thanks, Arianna.
493
00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:57,890
Hey.
494
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,267
- Maya.
- Oh.
495
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,310
- Hi.
- Here's the thing.
496
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,438
You're new in school.
Probably a little shy.
497
00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,564
My name's Wyatt.
498
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,275
Let's cut to the chase.
499
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:10,444
We will definitely be going
to the dance together.
500
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,821
How awesome is that?
501
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,115
See, I spotted your tell.
502
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:15,866
The way you run your fingers
through your hair
503
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,493
when you look at me?
504
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,161
It means you like me.
505
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,247
Like, a lot.
506
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,165
First of all Ryan,
or Wade,
507
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,710
or whatever you said
your name is,
508
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,920
I'm not going to
any dance with you.
509
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,548
And FYI,
I'm messing with my hair
510
00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:33,217
because some idiot brought
head lice to school
511
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,761
and now I think I have it.
512
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,722
It was probably you.
513
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:38,931
You jerk!
514
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,438
She touched me.
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