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Jenkins!
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Where was the artifact found?
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La Brea Tar Pits.
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A volunteer at the
paleontology department
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uncovered it by accident.
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From the description of it,
sounds like the Osiris Stone,
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which has the power to reanimate.
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Which explains all the
saber-toothed tigers
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running through the
streets of Los Angeles.
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Jenkins, we need a door!
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I grabbed some spears
from the weapons room.
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I found some nets. Gosh, I hope they're
big enough for saber-toothed tigers.
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Make that woolly mammoths.
Someone just Instagrammed
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one of them crashing into a tour bus.
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We're gonna need bigger nets.
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- Jenkins?
- Coming!
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Jenkins, there you are.
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We need a door to the La
Brea Tar Pits, buddy, now.
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Yeah, sure. One door coming up.
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Good luck, Librarians.
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Hmm.
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I don't think this is right.
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Hello.
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Anyone here?
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Jeff Peppers.
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Oh, my...
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Oh, my dear God.
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Jeff!
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What are you doing, Brad Pitt,
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staring at yourself?
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No, madame, um, you...
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You overslept again, Jeff.
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You gotta feed the babies.
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I'm not him. He's not me.
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And, after you're done,
I've got a list of chores.
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I need you to fix that dish.
It's acting screwy.
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I thought we could watch a
"Wheel Of Fortune" later.
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Wait, madame, I beseech
you to listen to me.
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Something horrible has happened...
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Well, something horrible
is about to happen
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if you don't get up those
stairs and feed the babies.
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I will do no such thing...
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Feed the babies! Feed the babies!
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- I will not feed your bab...
- Get up there.
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You know what your responsibility is.
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- Listen... I know... I can't...
- Get in there.
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All right, don't forget to clean all the
litter boxes and refill their bowls.
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The eyedropper for poor little
Tessie's pinkeye is on the counter.
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Otto's got ringworm again, so don't
forget to give him those suppositories.
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What are you waiting for?
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I...
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Uh...
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Soap, soap, soap!
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You want some breakfast?
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No, I've gotta get to the library.
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Library?
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- But you hate reading,
- Is that his car?
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Jeff, what about my "Wheel"? You
promised you'd fix the dish.
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Oh, God, what is that smell?
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Just... come on!
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Damn it.
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Yo, dude! Jeff! Let's get a move on.
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- Jeff!
- Jeff!
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I am not...
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Never mind, just pl... go.
Go away, please.
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Hop in. We're gonna be late for work.
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I'm not going to your work.
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Ooh, playing hooky.
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You gonna get in so much trouble.
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Just call in sick.
It's what I do.
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Who's gonna know?
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Well, technically, I'm the assistant
manager, so I'm supposed to report it.
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Dennis, please, I was talking.
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- Where you need to go, Jeff?
- Yeah, we'll drive you.
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Yes, fine. Take me to
St. John's Bridge.
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- St. John's.
- Why, thinking of jumping off?
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Not a bad idea right now.
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Want a Ring Pop?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Stop! Stop! Let me out of here.
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Okay, well, we still on for later?
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- No.
- Cool. See you then.
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- Bye, Jeff.
- Feel better.
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He's not sick, Dennis! God!
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Pump it!
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You, sir, are one sexy stud muffin.
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Oh, wow.
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Mm, thank you, book.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hey! All right.
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The Librarians.
How was your adventure?
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Good. Went really well.
No thanks to you!
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You set the door to a port-o-potty
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two feet from the Tar Pits.
We fell right in.
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Uh, this stuff is really like sand.
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It gets everywhere,
and I mean everywhere!
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What's going on with you, Jenkins?
You never make mistakes like that.
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Must've just had a senior moment.
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But, hey, at least the
mission went well, right?
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Uh, is that the artifact?
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The Osiris Stone...
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it's able to bring the
dead back to life.
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That is so rad. Can I touch it?
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Sure.
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Awesome. Wow.
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You feeling all right, Jenkins?
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What? Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, no, never better.
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Yeah, just feeling like myself,
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you know, Jenkins.
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Jenkins being Jenkins.
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Aah! What the hell?
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Perimeter alarm.
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Someone's trying to
get into the library.
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Who is that?
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Fingerprint not recognized.
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- Damn it.
- Voice pattern not recognized.
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Oh, just... shut up.
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Ah.
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Colonel? Colonel, it's me.
It's Jenkins!
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What's he doing?
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I mean, he's clearly insane.
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You gotta feel sorry
for him, don't ya?
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Looks like a sad sack.
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I don't know. I feel like there's
kind of a rugged handsomeness to him.
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How...
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Ah.
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- Sorry. Need this.
- Hey!
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Jenkins.
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Oh, look. He's writing something.
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- Hey! Whoa!
- What are you doing?
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Jeez! Butterfingers, right?
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Well, we're done with this guy anyway.
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Look, you've seen one homeless guy
on bath salts, you've seen them all.
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Now, tell me all about that mission.
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Can you see it?
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I'm Jenkins!
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I am...
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They don't know it's me.
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Jeff, where have you been?
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I just walked from St. John's Bridge.
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Well, Lord, that's
over five miles away.
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Actually eleven.
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Well, now that you're back,
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the toilet's been acting fussy again,
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and I had to miss both
"Wheel" and "Steve Harvey."
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Oh, and guess what? We ran
out of Werther's Originals.
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Wait a minute. Where are you going?
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I'm going to search his room,
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try to figure out why...
how this happened.
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- Whose room?
- Uh, just...
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Wait, what about my
Werther's Originals, Jeff?
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Good grief, woman, don't you
have some wretched husband
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you can order about?
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How could you say something like that?
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Do you think it's been easy for me
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living without your father?
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His cancer just about destroyed me.
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I'm sorry.
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I miss him so much.
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Right.
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Excuse me.
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Read it.
People just inform themselves.
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- You're a dork.
- Actually, you're a dork.
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- Hey, Jeff!
- Hey, Jeff.
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Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!
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You ready to play? We said after work.
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I got Ring Pops.
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Leave me alone, please.
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- What about the game?
- Yeah.
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So last we left off,
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we were about to enter the
catacombs of the demon king
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to find the golden treasure.
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Jeff, D&D, we're waiting.
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Excuse me, please. For the
last time, leave me be.
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I do not want to play
your stupid game.
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Well, Jenkins is out.
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Guess it's just you
and me, Jacob Stone.
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Quite right, Cassandra Cillian.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
you know about the Librarians?
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God, what is wrong with you?
He is seriously mental today.
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They're our D&D characters.
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We got Cassandra the Sorceress,
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Stone the Ranger.
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Baird the Warrior Princess.
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Flynn the Wise Sage.
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And Mr. Jones?
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Ezekiel the Cunning Thief.
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Sadly, he got eaten
by a tenth-level orc
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a few weeks ago.
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How do you know about them?
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Dude, because of you.
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You're, like, obsessed with them.
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Did you forget your shrine?
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What?
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You know, I'm still on the fence
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about whether they're real or not.
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Librarians? Of course they are.
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What about all those DOSA
files that Wikileaks dumped?
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Oh, or those articles
by what's-her-name,
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the reporter.
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- Sarina Bhonsle.
- Yes.
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- She retracted them.
- What?
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She took them all back.
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Or she was forced to.
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Conspiracy.
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- You had me at conspiracy.
- Oh, my God.
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I'm, uh...
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really obsessed with Jenkins, huh?
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Big time.
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You said Jenkins is like an
immortal knight of Camelot.
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- Percival, I think.
- No, Lancelot.
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- Galahad.
- Galahad!
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Who would want to be Galahad?
Arthur is way cooler.
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So he switched bodies
with me on purpose.
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The enemy is at the castle gates.
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To battle!
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Your skills are impressive,
Black Knight.
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Can you handle this?
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I meant to do that.
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Yeah, you know, I meant to do that.
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Hey, Cassandra.
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Sassy Cassie.
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How you doing?
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I'm good.
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Uh, I guess I just...
Jenkins, I need to...
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Ah, ah, ah, whoa, hey.
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Hold that thought.
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Water...
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into wine.
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Ha! How sick is that, right?
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You want a pull?
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- No, I'm good.
- Cool. More for me.
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Ah, so... what's up?
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I mean, to what do I owe this
splendiferous pleasure, Miss Cillian?
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Um, I... I found this
book in the Annex,
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and I've never seen it before,
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and I can't find a file on it.
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Oh, yeah, no, that's, um...
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that's 'cause it's a new acquisition.
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Yeah, from the s...
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...department.
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- Oh.
- I was just about to file it away,
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so don't you worry your pretty
little red head about it.
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Okay. Great.
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Hey, um...
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I was just thinking,
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if you weren't busy later,
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you and me could go out
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and double straw a margarita,
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maybe talk about magic,
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maybe... make some magic.
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Excuse me?
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What? No, nothing.
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- No.
- No, no, I just...
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- Yeah.
- Just kidding.
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Right.
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- Yeah...
- Uh, I am going to put this puppy back
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and, yeah, good talk.
261
00:11:23,623 --> 00:11:25,390
Great. Okay.
262
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:28,826
Yeah, Stoner, my man.
263
00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:31,964
Do you think... Do... Do you think
264
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:34,800
there's something off about Jenkins?
265
00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:35,834
- 'Cause...
- Maybe.
266
00:11:35,835 --> 00:11:36,935
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
267
00:11:36,936 --> 00:11:38,237
- Mm-hmm.
- He did ask me earlier
268
00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:39,838
if Baird was seeing anyone.
269
00:11:39,839 --> 00:11:41,540
- Oh.
- I just figured it was a...
270
00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,176
like a byproduct of him
dealing with mortality
271
00:11:44,177 --> 00:11:47,746
or a delayed, delayed mid-life crisis.
272
00:11:47,747 --> 00:11:49,047
Right.
273
00:11:49,048 --> 00:11:51,883
Hiding place, hiding place.
274
00:11:51,884 --> 00:11:54,753
Oh. Oh.
275
00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:56,588
Ugh.
276
00:11:56,589 --> 00:11:58,489
Gross.
277
00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,030
Rats... skitter, skitter.
278
00:12:05,031 --> 00:12:06,431
Bats... flying, flying, flying.
279
00:12:06,432 --> 00:12:08,967
You make your way down
the castle catacombs,
280
00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:10,969
slime oozing down the walls.
281
00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,671
Suddenly you come
across a wooden door.
282
00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:14,039
What do you do?
283
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,374
- We open the door.
- This is ridiculous.
284
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,576
It creaks open... Cree-eak...
285
00:12:17,577 --> 00:12:20,279
revealing a glistening
mound of treasure.
286
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,080
But it is being guarded
287
00:12:22,081 --> 00:12:24,816
by a great ten-foot tall cave troll.
288
00:12:24,817 --> 00:12:26,785
Have I been acting odd lately?
289
00:12:26,786 --> 00:12:29,054
- Have I come into contact with anything?
- The cave troll
290
00:12:29,055 --> 00:12:30,856
opens its great mouth,
291
00:12:30,857 --> 00:12:32,824
blood dripping from its fangs.
292
00:12:32,825 --> 00:12:33,992
What do you do?
293
00:12:33,993 --> 00:12:35,327
Attack!
294
00:12:35,328 --> 00:12:37,528
- Roll for initiative.
- Ooh, yeah.
295
00:12:38,998 --> 00:12:41,632
Roll for initiative.
296
00:12:47,373 --> 00:12:49,241
Ha! Cassandra the
Sorceress goes first.
297
00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:51,510
I cast fireball at the troll.
298
00:12:51,511 --> 00:12:53,645
Oh, completely ineffective.
Does not work at all.
299
00:12:53,646 --> 00:12:55,447
- What?
- What? She just rolled at 19.
300
00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:58,684
The cave troll is wearing
a fire resistance ring,
301
00:12:58,685 --> 00:13:00,218
so it's immune to fireballs.
302
00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:01,286
Dude, always the fire rings.
It's the third campaign...
303
00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:04,523
Who makes up this... Listen to me.
304
00:13:04,524 --> 00:13:07,259
First of all, do you realize
how full this game is
305
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,594
of just inaccuracies
and misinformation?
306
00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:12,964
Um, my fifth edition Monster
Manual begs to differ.
307
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,400
Yes, that is not...
308
00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:17,369
First, no self-respecting castle
309
00:13:17,370 --> 00:13:18,804
will hide its treasure
310
00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:20,105
behind an unlocked wooden door.
311
00:13:20,106 --> 00:13:21,373
That's just amateur hour.
312
00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:23,041
And anybody that's anybody
313
00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:25,110
knows that cave trolls
don't have fangs.
314
00:13:25,111 --> 00:13:28,313
They have tusks.
Oh, and a fireball spell?
315
00:13:28,314 --> 00:13:31,149
Do you realize how long it
takes to conjure one of those?
316
00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:35,721
Days. A paralysis spell works in half
the time and is just as effective.
317
00:13:35,722 --> 00:13:37,789
People, if we're gonna do it,
let's do it right.
318
00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:39,658
I think he needs to be
the Dungeon Master.
319
00:13:39,659 --> 00:13:42,094
No! Not this again.
I'm the Dungeon Master!
320
00:13:42,095 --> 00:13:43,795
Dude, that was incredible.
He had the paralysis...
321
00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:45,197
Listen. Wait, wait.
322
00:13:45,198 --> 00:13:46,765
Is this what you do with your days,
323
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:48,333
just sit in this cellar
and play this game?
324
00:13:48,334 --> 00:13:51,303
What is wrong with you?
325
00:13:51,304 --> 00:13:53,672
Dude, you've been acting
like a total psycho.
326
00:13:53,673 --> 00:13:57,275
- Yeah, ever since you found that book.
- I...
327
00:13:57,276 --> 00:13:58,777
Book? What book?
328
00:13:58,778 --> 00:14:00,846
Seriously, do you not
remember a single thing?
329
00:14:00,847 --> 00:14:02,080
Did you get hit in the head?
330
00:14:02,081 --> 00:14:03,482
Yeah, really hard. What book?
331
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:05,450
The one you got online
from the rare bookshop
332
00:14:05,451 --> 00:14:07,119
that was being liquidated.
333
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,787
You wouldn't stop talking about it.
334
00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:11,022
You kept on saying how it would
make a kick-ass monster manual.
335
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:13,625
It looked a little bit strange to
be a monster manual, if you ask me.
336
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:15,127
Wait, wait, what did it look like?
337
00:14:15,128 --> 00:14:17,195
- I can probably look it up.
- What?
338
00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:20,397
One second. Ah!
339
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:26,371
That's no monster manual.
340
00:14:26,372 --> 00:14:28,774
That's the Asmodeus Grimoire.
341
00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:30,841
It's the most dangerous
book in the world.
342
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,544
Asmodeus Grimoire?
343
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,313
Jeff, what are you talking about?
344
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,248
He bought the book. He
didn't know what it was.
345
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,616
Then he found out what it was,
346
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,518
and he used it to
exchange places with me,
347
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:47,420
not understanding the consequences.
348
00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:48,721
Jeff, you're scaring me.
349
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,323
I've gotta break into the Library,
350
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,891
find the book if he still has...
351
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,293
how do I break into the Library?
352
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,863
Oh. Secret entrances.
353
00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:58,197
I can't do that without help.
354
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,531
I've got to...
355
00:15:02,703 --> 00:15:03,936
Get up. Let's go.
356
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,238
- What?
- Let's go.
357
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,439
Up. Out. Mush.
358
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,740
- Where are we going?
- Just go.
359
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,609
- What about the game?
- Don't worry about it.
360
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:11,777
I promised my wife I was gonna
stop at the Bed, Bath, & Beyond.
361
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,146
Yes, yes. I don't know what that
is, but it's gonna have to wait.
362
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,282
Come on. Go. Go. Get in the car.
363
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,217
Jeff, please.
364
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,585
I'm not going another step further
365
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,187
until you tell us what's going on.
366
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,722
Yeah! And what about the game?
367
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:27,626
Okay, this is going to sound
ludicrous to you, but...
368
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,130
I'm not your friend Jeff.
369
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,332
I am in reality Jenkins,
370
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,568
also known as Galahad,
Knight of Camelot,
371
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,937
and Caretaker to the magical Library,
372
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,572
which happens to be real.
373
00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:41,007
The book that your friend bought
374
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,009
was not a toy, nor a fake.
375
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,777
It was an authentic spellbook
376
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:49,215
which he used to
exchange bodies with me,
377
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,750
apparently because he
was obsessed with me,
378
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:54,253
but when he did so,
he also unknowingly
379
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:58,391
released very powerful evil forces
380
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,127
that could wreak havoc,
381
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:04,529
and we must stop it
before it's too late.
382
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,400
- Okay.
- Makes sense.
383
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,535
- Totally.
- That's it?
384
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,438
No... "That's the craziest
thing we've ever heard, dude"?
385
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,273
Yeah. No, we figured something
like this was going on.
386
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,908
Yeah, it's just like that D&D module,
387
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,877
"The Sinister Body
Snatchers of Boldovia."
388
00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:19,678
When do we start?
389
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,849
Uh, now. Let's start now.
390
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,485
Front entrance to the
Library is impenetrable,
391
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,388
protected by an elaborate
security system.
392
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,957
There is, however, a back door,
393
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,558
but to gain access to it,
394
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,027
one must first pass through a series
395
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,262
of booby-trapped chambers,
396
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,497
each more deadly than the last.
397
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,166
If you know so much about it,
398
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,534
why can't you just waltz in?
399
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,436
Yeah, why do you need us?
400
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,937
Because the chambers were designed
401
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:46,272
to prevent a single individual
402
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,340
from gaining access.
403
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:48,341
It takes teamwork.
404
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,177
But you know about the
booby traps, right?
405
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,945
You can get us past the booby traps.
406
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:56,048
No, the chambers are
constantly self-reconfiguring,
407
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,584
the puzzles inside, chosen
by the Library itself.
408
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,386
I have no idea what we'll face.
409
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,922
- Wow.
- All of you must help me
410
00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:04,256
get to the back door.
411
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,458
In order to do this,
412
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,659
you must be trained
413
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,127
in the way of the Librarians.
414
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,363
You must become greater
than yourselves.
415
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,565
You're going to turn
us into Librarians?
416
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,900
No, that would take a miracle.
417
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,135
Let's begin.
418
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,845
A Librarian must make
friends with danger,
419
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:28,180
must learn to fight with his, or her,
420
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,749
body and mind.
421
00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,763
A Librarian is more than a person.
422
00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:47,033
A Librarian is a shining beacon,
423
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:51,437
reminding us of the best
humanity has to offer.
424
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,639
Everything hurts.
425
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,242
Why did you make us do that?
426
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,477
- That was grueling.
- Hmm.
427
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,379
What are you doing over there?
428
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,947
Yeah, come on. Join us.
429
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:05,351
Have some of my famous
home-brewed mead.
430
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,220
It's cheap wine mixed
with Shasta cola.
431
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,922
- Ignore her.
- It's so good.
432
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,090
You'll love it.
433
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,259
It's been a very long time
434
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,694
since I partook in spirits. Hmm?
435
00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,230
Good stuff, huh?
436
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,470
No, not at all.
437
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:31,911
So are you honestly gonna sit there
and not tell us about Camelot?
438
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:34,714
We're D&D nerds. Spill.
439
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:37,016
Come on, what was Arthur like?
440
00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:38,217
Bossy.
441
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,720
A bit vain, but a good king.
442
00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:43,289
Was Merlin as cool as we think he is?
443
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,558
- Cooler than you can imagine.
- Aww!
444
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,860
To be a Knight of the Round Table.
445
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,829
I bet it was a lot like this, right?
446
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,199
Just sitting around, drinking mead,
447
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,767
telling tales of glory.
448
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:58,237
Well, I don't know so much about that.
449
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,272
I stayed to myself a lot.
450
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,640
But you're Galahad,
451
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,275
the finder of the Holy Grail,
452
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,543
nicknamed the "Perfect Knight."
453
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,113
But also the illegitimate
son of Lancelot,
454
00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:08,714
not of true noble birth.
455
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,282
I always felt different
than the others,
456
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,884
even after joining the Library.
457
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:15,721
I'm neither Librarian nor Guardian.
458
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,223
It's...
459
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,426
sort of on the outside looking in.
460
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,995
I know what you're talking about.
461
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,296
I grew up an Army brat,
462
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,966
so we moved eight times in 12 years.
463
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:30,936
I never lived a single place
long enough to call home.
464
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,539
You had it lucky.
I would've killed to move.
465
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,740
Beats sticking around, being picked on
466
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,375
by all the beautiful people.
467
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,878
Try dealing with a
family of overachievers.
468
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:41,380
Do you know what it was
like during Thanksgiving?
469
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,848
I was invisible.
470
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,152
To the outcasts.
471
00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,854
Long may they reign.
472
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,255
Huzzah.
473
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,226
I will never drink
wine and Shasta again,
474
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,361
that's for sure.
475
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,096
Do you guys think this is too much?
476
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,267
Maybe I should go
home and change Ag...
477
00:19:58,292 --> 00:20:00,166
No, stop it.
You've already changed twice.
478
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,734
No, no, no, no, honey.
We shouldn't be late.
479
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:02,968
I'm just gonna break into
the Magical Castle and...
480
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,437
Hang up!
481
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,872
We need to focus.
482
00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:20,319
Come. We have to enter here to gain
access to the underground chambers.
483
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,720
Where? The tree?
484
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,359
Run directly into it.
485
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,694
It will transport you there.
486
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,129
It's an invisible door,
487
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:32,231
just like the train
station in Harry Potter.
488
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,866
Love it.
489
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,701
- Now that...
- Uh!
490
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,703
Aurora, are you okay?
491
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:41,006
Please tell me one of you
guys got a picture of that.
492
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,174
That was awesome!
493
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:46,478
The entrance is here.
494
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,347
Get behind me.
495
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,914
Follow me in.
496
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:54,720
Now that was awesome.
497
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:58,690
- Whoo! Yeah!
- Oh, my God!
498
00:21:02,863 --> 00:21:05,730
The door down there will take
us to the second chamber.
499
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:14,173
Tell me that did not just
come up out of the floor.
500
00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:19,144
Interlocking pieces,
like part of a jigsaw puzzle.
501
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,847
So if we solve it, then we can cross.
Awesome.
502
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,649
Oh, well, I know puzzles
'cause I do them
503
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,884
- with my kids all the time.
- Wait! Don't...
504
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,521
What was that? What was that?
What was that?
505
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,224
You set off one of the booby traps.
506
00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:33,926
- Sorry.
- Each wrong move
507
00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:36,629
makes the chamber
collapse a little more.
508
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,162
What are we gonna do now?
509
00:21:50,313 --> 00:21:53,315
- Awesome.
- Hello, Jenkins.
510
00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:58,687
Oh, well, if it isn't my favorite
math whiz/ synesthete/tumor survivor.
511
00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:00,389
What's happenin', Red?
512
00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:03,559
I just found this scroll I need
translated for an upcoming mission.
513
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,261
I couldn't find Stone, so I
thought maybe you could help me.
514
00:22:06,262 --> 00:22:09,098
You w... you want me
to Tran... translate?
515
00:22:09,099 --> 00:22:11,967
Yeah. It's just a mix of Sumerian
516
00:22:11,968 --> 00:22:14,770
and seventh-century archaic Latin.
517
00:22:14,771 --> 00:22:17,506
Should be a breeze for you.
After all, you are Jenkins.
518
00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:18,874
Yeah. Uh-huh, yeah.
519
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:21,810
Uh-huh, what... Did you...
Did you hear that?
520
00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:23,245
Did you hear someone calling for me?
521
00:22:23,246 --> 00:22:24,947
I think I heard...
Yeah, I'll be right there!
522
00:22:24,948 --> 00:22:27,249
Translate the scroll, Jenkins.
523
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,818
Oh, sure. Yeah, not a problem.
Not a problem.
524
00:22:31,321 --> 00:22:32,855
Boy, they...
525
00:22:32,856 --> 00:22:35,324
sure make the font small
on these things, huh?
526
00:22:35,325 --> 00:22:37,025
Okay. Um,
527
00:22:37,026 --> 00:22:41,897
inter-way... is-yay... oming-cay.
528
00:22:41,898 --> 00:22:43,699
- Pig Latin.
- I knew it.
529
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,401
- I knew you were a fake.
- What did you do with Jenkins?
530
00:22:45,402 --> 00:22:46,468
Oh, please don't hurt me.
531
00:22:46,469 --> 00:22:48,303
Tell us or we feed you to Nessie.
532
00:22:48,304 --> 00:22:51,707
No, please. Wait, the
Loch Ness Monster's here?
533
00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,209
- Start talking.
- Okay, all right.
534
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:56,044
Um, um, uh-uh...
535
00:22:56,045 --> 00:22:58,013
Okay, my name is Jeff Peppers.
536
00:22:58,014 --> 00:23:00,015
I'm a 28-year-old tech
from Circuit Town.
537
00:23:00,016 --> 00:23:01,617
I found a book with magic in it,
538
00:23:01,618 --> 00:23:03,051
and I used it to swap
places with Jenkins.
539
00:23:03,052 --> 00:23:04,787
That's the book I was
telling you about.
540
00:23:04,788 --> 00:23:06,221
I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
541
00:23:06,222 --> 00:23:07,723
I just wanted to...
542
00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:09,291
rent him for a little while.
543
00:23:09,292 --> 00:23:10,993
You know, honestly,
I'm a really good guy.
544
00:23:10,994 --> 00:23:12,861
If you guys ever find
yourself out by Circuit Town,
545
00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:14,229
pop on in. I'll give you a discount.
546
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:16,298
Well, on anything other
than Apple products
547
00:23:16,299 --> 00:23:17,833
'cause, you know, they don't really
give me that kind of pull...
548
00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:20,335
Where's this book?
549
00:23:20,336 --> 00:23:21,737
It's just over here.
550
00:23:21,738 --> 00:23:23,639
I hid it underneath one
of your end tables,
551
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,274
which are beautiful, by the way.
552
00:23:25,275 --> 00:23:26,708
Just show us the book.
553
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:30,144
Yeah, no, there it is.
See? No harm, no foul.
554
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:36,617
What is that? Are those hoof prints?
555
00:23:47,096 --> 00:23:49,131
We've been staring at this forever.
556
00:23:49,132 --> 00:23:50,933
There has to be a way
to figure this out.
557
00:23:50,934 --> 00:23:53,601
- Well...
- I know this.
558
00:23:54,804 --> 00:23:56,805
- Uh...
- Schmidt, what are you doing?
559
00:23:56,806 --> 00:23:58,073
Yeah, man, don't play around.
560
00:23:58,074 --> 00:24:01,276
Twenty pieces, each a triangle.
561
00:24:01,277 --> 00:24:04,813
Twenty pieces. Twenty triangles.
562
00:24:04,814 --> 00:24:06,615
Mr. Schmidt, we cannot
afford any mistakes.
563
00:24:06,616 --> 00:24:09,283
Trust me, guys. I got this.
564
00:24:26,369 --> 00:24:29,171
It's an icosahedron.
How did you know that?
565
00:24:29,172 --> 00:24:33,108
It's the one shape every D&D
player in the world knows.
566
00:24:33,109 --> 00:24:36,478
20-sided die.
Roll for initiative, bitches.
567
00:24:36,479 --> 00:24:38,881
- That was awesome!
- Dragon's fire, bro!
568
00:24:38,882 --> 00:24:41,115
Dungeon Master, bro!
569
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:44,919
Mr. Schmidt.
570
00:24:47,257 --> 00:24:49,625
Now, we have to turn these dials
571
00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:52,226
exactly at the same time.
572
00:24:53,196 --> 00:24:56,697
One, two, three.
573
00:25:15,051 --> 00:25:16,685
This one looks fun.
574
00:25:16,686 --> 00:25:19,254
Oh, God! What is that?
575
00:25:19,255 --> 00:25:22,524
Stop, stop, stop. Just stop.
576
00:25:22,525 --> 00:25:23,992
Past intruders in the Library.
577
00:25:23,993 --> 00:25:25,961
Many have tried. None have succeeded.
578
00:25:25,962 --> 00:25:27,502
Let's get out of this chamber quick.
579
00:25:29,999 --> 00:25:34,436
Would you please stop
setting off booby traps?
580
00:25:34,437 --> 00:25:38,173
What is wrong with you? Have you
not seen "Indy 3: Last Crusade"?
581
00:25:38,174 --> 00:25:39,841
Oh, is that the one with Shia LaBeouf?
582
00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:41,276
No, Dennis!
583
00:25:41,277 --> 00:25:44,346
- Gimme that boom.
- Excuse me?
584
00:25:44,347 --> 00:25:47,182
The tiles. It's just like
"Dance Dance Revolution."
585
00:25:47,183 --> 00:25:49,885
- What?
- It's this stupid dancing game
586
00:25:49,886 --> 00:25:52,387
where you step on glowing tiles
587
00:25:52,388 --> 00:25:54,122
that match a pattern.
588
00:25:54,123 --> 00:25:56,258
These tiles are glowing
in a repeating pattern,
589
00:25:56,259 --> 00:25:58,126
just like the song, "Gimme That Boom."
590
00:25:58,127 --> 00:25:59,127
Watch.
591
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:06,368
♪ Gimme that boom, boom, boom ♪
592
00:26:06,369 --> 00:26:08,670
♪ Gimme that boom, boom, boom
593
00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:11,907
Holy roly poly, it's working.
594
00:26:11,908 --> 00:26:14,109
Come on.
595
00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:16,812
♪ Gimme that boom, boom, boom ♪
596
00:26:16,813 --> 00:26:19,681
♪ Gimme that boom, boom, boom ♪
597
00:26:19,682 --> 00:26:22,017
♪ Bang it with the bottom,
gonna make ya move ♪
598
00:26:22,018 --> 00:26:23,251
Come on, Jenkins, dance.
599
00:26:23,252 --> 00:26:25,687
- No.
- But you'll die!
600
00:26:25,688 --> 00:26:27,255
Much preferred. Thank you.
601
00:26:27,256 --> 00:26:29,324
Jenkins, you'll never
get your body back.
602
00:26:29,325 --> 00:26:32,394
♪ Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that ♪
603
00:26:32,395 --> 00:26:35,998
♪ That, that boom, boom, boom ♪
604
00:26:35,999 --> 00:26:39,201
♪ We get dressed up,
put on the makeup ♪
605
00:26:39,202 --> 00:26:41,269
Go, Jenkins! It's your birthday!
606
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:43,005
- Go, Jenkins!
- Come on, Jenkins!
607
00:26:43,006 --> 00:26:45,407
♪ I can't stop this... ♪
608
00:26:46,609 --> 00:26:47,909
Way to go, Sir Jenkins.
609
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,312
Well done. Well done.
610
00:26:50,313 --> 00:26:53,749
But any of you ever mention this,
611
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:54,950
I will end you.
612
00:26:54,951 --> 00:26:57,118
- Okay.
- Understood.
613
00:27:00,289 --> 00:27:04,125
Aurora. Now, just like before.
614
00:27:07,597 --> 00:27:10,265
- Whoa.
- Where are we?
615
00:27:10,266 --> 00:27:13,001
If this is the final chamber,
then where's the door?
616
00:27:13,002 --> 00:27:15,370
Maybe we did something wrong.
617
00:27:15,371 --> 00:27:18,106
Maybe we're in a dream,
618
00:27:18,107 --> 00:27:21,109
like inside the dream of some
giant sentient creature,
619
00:27:21,110 --> 00:27:23,745
and when he wakes up, we'll wake up.
620
00:27:23,746 --> 00:27:24,946
Or we're in limbo,
621
00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:26,348
and we got in a huge car accident
622
00:27:26,349 --> 00:27:27,883
on the way here, and we all just died.
623
00:27:27,884 --> 00:27:30,285
- Or...
- Please, please, be quiet.
624
00:27:30,286 --> 00:27:31,920
I'm trying to concentrate.
625
00:27:31,921 --> 00:27:34,122
Don't worry, Sir Jenkins.
We will find a way out of here.
626
00:27:34,123 --> 00:27:35,657
Oh, God, I don't think so.
627
00:27:35,658 --> 00:27:37,793
I don't think we can dance
our way out of this one.
628
00:27:37,794 --> 00:27:39,728
Hey, she's just trying to be positive.
629
00:27:39,729 --> 00:27:42,397
I was an idiot thinking I could
train you as Librarians.
630
00:27:42,398 --> 00:27:43,498
It's impossible!
631
00:27:43,499 --> 00:27:45,867
And now here we are. We're stuck.
632
00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:46,968
Stuck in this room.
633
00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:49,104
I am stuck in this body.
634
00:27:49,105 --> 00:27:51,440
It's no use.
635
00:27:51,441 --> 00:27:52,607
Oh, God.
636
00:27:52,608 --> 00:27:54,176
It's...
637
00:27:54,177 --> 00:27:58,879
Hopeless. It's hopeless.
638
00:28:05,588 --> 00:28:06,720
Mr. Jenkins.
639
00:28:09,258 --> 00:28:11,359
There's this bedtime story
I often tell my kids.
640
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,647
Oh, God.
641
00:28:12,647 --> 00:28:14,463
It... It's about a bunny
642
00:28:14,464 --> 00:28:16,865
that gets lost on his way
home from the dark wood,
643
00:28:16,866 --> 00:28:19,367
and he gets so scared, so frightened,
644
00:28:19,368 --> 00:28:23,171
that he wants to just curl up
in a little ball and give up.
645
00:28:23,172 --> 00:28:25,841
But then he remembers what
his mother always tells him.
646
00:28:25,842 --> 00:28:29,544
No matter how dark things look,
647
00:28:29,545 --> 00:28:32,146
just keep hopping and
you'll find your way home.
648
00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:35,749
Just keep hopping.
649
00:28:38,888 --> 00:28:40,122
Just keep...
650
00:28:40,123 --> 00:28:41,488
...hopping.
651
00:28:46,929 --> 00:28:49,730
Just keep... hopping.
652
00:28:52,668 --> 00:28:54,269
- Yeah.
- Okay.
653
00:28:54,270 --> 00:28:58,073
Just keep... hopping!
654
00:28:58,074 --> 00:28:59,907
Hopping!
655
00:29:02,145 --> 00:29:04,880
And hopping!
656
00:29:04,881 --> 00:29:07,248
Find your way home!
657
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,852
We made it.
658
00:29:17,226 --> 00:29:20,595
That last chamber was a
test of perseverance.
659
00:29:20,596 --> 00:29:23,165
Thank you, Dennis.
660
00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:26,500
And thank you all for
bringing me this far.
661
00:29:28,004 --> 00:29:31,072
But here is where we must part.
662
00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:33,308
You mean, we can't go in?
663
00:29:33,309 --> 00:29:36,411
No. The Library must stay
a magical secret place.
664
00:29:36,412 --> 00:29:37,979
It cannot be shared with the public,
665
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:40,816
despite what your friend Jeff thinks.
666
00:29:40,817 --> 00:29:42,717
Go to his house,
667
00:29:42,718 --> 00:29:44,486
and if all turns out well,
668
00:29:44,487 --> 00:29:46,820
you'll soon have your
friend back to normal.
669
00:29:54,263 --> 00:29:55,829
May I borrow your sword?
670
00:29:57,433 --> 00:30:00,334
Would you three take a knee, please?
671
00:30:03,573 --> 00:30:06,341
In the name of the ancient gods,
672
00:30:06,342 --> 00:30:08,076
and to all the ancient kings,
673
00:30:08,077 --> 00:30:12,247
I dub thee three honorary
knights of Camelot.
674
00:30:12,248 --> 00:30:14,315
Rise, knights.
675
00:30:18,588 --> 00:30:23,058
I have fought beside the
greatest of warriors,
676
00:30:23,059 --> 00:30:24,992
but none braver than you.
677
00:30:30,766 --> 00:30:32,500
Now, go.
678
00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:35,536
I have an evil book I must find.
679
00:30:53,422 --> 00:30:56,958
Mr. Stone. Mr. Stone.
680
00:30:56,959 --> 00:30:59,694
Ezekiel. Cassan...
681
00:30:59,695 --> 00:31:01,863
Colonel?
682
00:31:01,864 --> 00:31:02,964
Colonel. Colonel.
683
00:31:13,111 --> 00:31:15,378
Show yourself!
684
00:31:18,516 --> 00:31:20,217
Oh, thank God.
685
00:31:20,218 --> 00:31:21,785
I thought that thing was back.
686
00:31:21,786 --> 00:31:23,053
You thief!
687
00:31:23,054 --> 00:31:24,497
Oh, crap. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
688
00:31:24,498 --> 00:31:25,898
You stole my body!
689
00:31:25,899 --> 00:31:27,767
Yes, yes, I did, but it was
just for a little while.
690
00:31:27,768 --> 00:31:29,235
I promise I was going to give it back.
691
00:31:29,236 --> 00:31:30,570
- Liar!
- No, I'm telling the truth.
692
00:31:30,571 --> 00:31:31,871
I told the Librarians about the book,
693
00:31:31,872 --> 00:31:33,739
and I was taking them to find it
694
00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:36,742
when this monster, it came out
and it attacked us, and I hid.
695
00:31:36,743 --> 00:31:38,878
You think that was bad?
Wait till I get hold of you!
696
00:31:38,879 --> 00:31:40,213
- Please, please, please.
- How dare you!
697
00:31:40,214 --> 00:31:42,248
Stop! Just stop. Please, please stop.
698
00:31:42,249 --> 00:31:44,217
I screwed up. I used the book,
699
00:31:44,218 --> 00:31:45,618
and I got in way over my head.
700
00:31:45,619 --> 00:31:47,286
I didn't mean for any
of this to happen.
701
00:31:47,287 --> 00:31:51,122
I'm so sorry.
702
00:31:55,529 --> 00:31:59,599
That thing. What was that?
703
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,869
That is Asmodeus, one of
the Seven Princes of Hell.
704
00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:07,940
Centuries ago, Merlin entrapped
him in that spellbook.
705
00:32:07,941 --> 00:32:09,909
But by you using it, you unknowingly
706
00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:12,845
released him back into the world.
707
00:32:12,846 --> 00:32:16,148
- Your friends, are they...
- They're...
708
00:32:16,149 --> 00:32:17,516
They'll be fine.
709
00:32:17,517 --> 00:32:20,019
It's just a form of hibernation.
710
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:24,423
Asmodeus' power is limited for
now, but I must find him.
711
00:32:24,424 --> 00:32:26,692
I must entrap him again,
and to do that,
712
00:32:26,693 --> 00:32:28,694
I must be in my own body.
713
00:32:28,695 --> 00:32:31,897
- So give me that book back.
- You wanna switch back now?
714
00:32:31,898 --> 00:32:34,433
If I'm to fight a Prince of Hell,
715
00:32:34,434 --> 00:32:37,503
I can't do it in this...
716
00:32:37,504 --> 00:32:40,239
short, slightly overweight body.
717
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,309
I need to be in my own skin.
718
00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:46,587
- But I like being you.
- Jeff!
719
00:32:46,588 --> 00:32:48,914
You saw my life. You
saw how much it sucks.
720
00:32:48,915 --> 00:32:51,883
I mean, I live in my mother's
basement, for Christ's sake.
721
00:32:52,619 --> 00:32:55,988
My life is not yours to take.
722
00:32:55,989 --> 00:32:57,923
I know. I know.
723
00:32:57,924 --> 00:32:59,125
It... It...
724
00:32:59,126 --> 00:33:01,427
It's just...
725
00:33:01,428 --> 00:33:04,664
You had to be me for a couple of days.
726
00:33:04,665 --> 00:33:06,331
I have to be me forever.
727
00:33:12,372 --> 00:33:15,641
Not long ago, I made a decision
728
00:33:15,642 --> 00:33:18,778
to become mortal.
729
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:22,515
My choice. I... I did it willingly,
730
00:33:22,516 --> 00:33:25,851
but I will confess that
I was not prepared
731
00:33:25,852 --> 00:33:29,088
for what it would be like
to actually be human.
732
00:33:29,089 --> 00:33:32,058
And I've been struggling,
truly struggling,
733
00:33:32,059 --> 00:33:34,660
with the idea of growing
older, the limitations,
734
00:33:34,661 --> 00:33:36,729
and having to go into the world
735
00:33:36,730 --> 00:33:38,331
dealing with people?
736
00:33:38,332 --> 00:33:41,133
There are a lot of awful
people in the world.
737
00:33:41,134 --> 00:33:43,569
Do you know that? But I
think I'm coming to realize
738
00:33:43,570 --> 00:33:47,206
that I've been concentrating on
the negative a little too much,
739
00:33:47,207 --> 00:33:51,544
because on the other side
there are wonderful,
740
00:33:51,545 --> 00:33:55,448
amazing things in this
life, in your life.
741
00:33:55,449 --> 00:33:58,284
You have phenomenally
faithful friends,
742
00:33:58,285 --> 00:34:01,953
you have a loving mother,
and you have food.
743
00:34:02,789 --> 00:34:04,123
Yeah, food is good.
744
00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:05,124
Food is delicious.
745
00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:06,559
Yeah.
746
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,227
And so there are beautiful
things in life,
747
00:34:08,228 --> 00:34:11,230
in your life,
and we have to embrace it all.
748
00:34:11,231 --> 00:34:13,833
Because, really, what's the
point of having a life
749
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:17,302
if one does not live it fully?
750
00:34:24,177 --> 00:34:27,646
If I have followed
this recipe precisely,
751
00:34:27,647 --> 00:34:31,450
this should do the trick.
752
00:34:31,451 --> 00:34:34,520
- Ugh, it smells rank.
- Eh? It... well,
753
00:34:34,521 --> 00:34:37,356
it can't be any worse than your
friend Schmidt's homemade mead.
754
00:34:37,357 --> 00:34:38,823
Down the hatch.
755
00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:43,562
I could use a chaser.
756
00:34:43,563 --> 00:34:44,963
Ooh.
757
00:34:46,133 --> 00:34:49,133
Hey, what's going on?
Why do I still look like you?
758
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,273
Perhaps the potion has
a delayed reaction.
759
00:34:54,274 --> 00:34:57,610
Oh, okay. So what? Do we just
sit here and wait it out?
760
00:34:57,611 --> 00:34:59,078
No, no, no. We have no time for that.
761
00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:01,447
For every minute
Asmodeus is out there,
762
00:35:01,448 --> 00:35:02,848
he gains in strength.
763
00:35:02,849 --> 00:35:05,818
Fortunately, we have
something he needs.
764
00:35:05,819 --> 00:35:08,053
When Merlin first captured Asmodeus,
765
00:35:08,054 --> 00:35:11,123
he took some of his
power as a precaution
766
00:35:11,124 --> 00:35:13,726
and contained it within a gem stone
767
00:35:13,727 --> 00:35:16,162
which Merlin then hid inside the book.
768
00:35:16,163 --> 00:35:18,531
Sort of a hide-in-plain sight thing.
769
00:35:18,532 --> 00:35:21,000
So as long as I have the gem stone,
770
00:35:21,001 --> 00:35:23,736
Asmodeus will not be fully powerful
771
00:35:23,737 --> 00:35:25,336
and I can defeat him.
772
00:35:27,507 --> 00:35:28,607
There's no... Where's the gem...
773
00:35:28,608 --> 00:35:30,476
there's no gemstone.
774
00:35:30,477 --> 00:35:33,412
This gemstone, um, was it...
775
00:35:33,413 --> 00:35:37,650
kinda small, sort of a reddish color?
776
00:35:37,651 --> 00:35:40,085
- Oh, Jeff, no.
- Look, I didn't know.
777
00:35:40,086 --> 00:35:41,387
It was just sitting
there inside the book.
778
00:35:41,388 --> 00:35:42,555
What did you do with it?
779
00:35:42,556 --> 00:35:44,423
You know, I...
780
00:35:44,424 --> 00:35:47,560
- I s...
- Sorry, you did what?
781
00:35:47,561 --> 00:35:51,063
- I sort of gave it to my mom.
- You gave it to your mom.
782
00:35:51,064 --> 00:35:53,065
Look, it was her birthday,
and it sort of looked
783
00:35:53,066 --> 00:35:54,967
like a cubic zirconia,
so I figured, why not?
784
00:35:54,968 --> 00:35:56,502
So I just gave it to her and then...
785
00:35:56,503 --> 00:35:58,037
I just don't wanna piss her off.
I mean, you know my mom.
786
00:35:58,038 --> 00:36:00,039
She can be a bit of
a ballbuster, so...
787
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,442
Listen to me, Jeff. Asmodeus will
be looking for that gemstone,
788
00:36:03,443 --> 00:36:04,677
so if it is with your mother...
789
00:36:04,678 --> 00:36:05,978
That's where Asmodeus is heading.
790
00:36:05,979 --> 00:36:08,514
And she and your friends
are in grave danger.
791
00:36:08,515 --> 00:36:09,615
What do we do?
792
00:36:09,616 --> 00:36:11,950
We take the battle to him.
793
00:36:18,725 --> 00:36:20,860
Now, when we get inside, stay close
794
00:36:20,861 --> 00:36:22,528
be prepared for anything.
795
00:36:22,529 --> 00:36:25,163
- I'm scared.
- You should be.
796
00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:38,744
Mom? Schmidt?
797
00:36:38,745 --> 00:36:41,947
- Asmodeus?
- What are you...
798
00:36:41,948 --> 00:36:44,550
- You don't call for the Prince of Hell.
- Right.
799
00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:56,278
Back, foul beast! Get the gemstone.
800
00:36:56,279 --> 00:36:58,447
She'll be safe without the gemstone.
801
00:36:58,448 --> 00:37:00,215
Hurry! Hurry!
802
00:37:00,216 --> 00:37:02,384
- Mom, are you okay?
- What's going on?
803
00:37:02,385 --> 00:37:04,286
What's wrong with that man's face?
804
00:37:04,287 --> 00:37:05,454
Mom, I need the gemstone.
805
00:37:05,455 --> 00:37:07,055
No, tell him to get his own.
806
00:37:07,056 --> 00:37:08,957
Mom, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
807
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,126
Got it!
808
00:37:11,127 --> 00:37:12,661
Time to go!
809
00:37:12,662 --> 00:37:15,596
Bye, Mom!
810
00:37:19,569 --> 00:37:20,802
Come. Come. Come.
811
00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,604
We'll lure him back to the Library,
812
00:37:22,605 --> 00:37:24,806
trap him there.
813
00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:28,276
Damn it.
814
00:37:28,277 --> 00:37:29,277
Oh! To the basement.
815
00:37:29,278 --> 00:37:30,945
Go. Go. Go!
816
00:37:32,648 --> 00:37:35,384
Oh, my God, my friends.
817
00:37:35,385 --> 00:37:37,886
Oh, my God, this is all my fault.
818
00:37:37,887 --> 00:37:38,897
I did this.
819
00:37:38,897 --> 00:37:40,088
God, I'm such a schmuck.
820
00:37:40,089 --> 00:37:42,891
We don't have time for this.
He will find us.
821
00:37:42,892 --> 00:37:45,260
What if we just give him back the
gemstone, apologize, be like,
822
00:37:45,261 --> 00:37:47,029
"Asmodeus, we're really sorry
that we took your gemstone"?
823
00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:50,132
You wanted to be a Knight of
Camelot. Now is your chance.
824
00:37:50,133 --> 00:37:51,233
Fight.
825
00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:53,134
- I'm scared.
- Well...
826
00:37:55,204 --> 00:37:57,972
Oh, God! No, no, no, no!
827
00:38:23,933 --> 00:38:26,133
Jeff! Get out here and fight!
828
00:38:37,113 --> 00:38:38,445
Hey, zombie face!
829
00:38:39,382 --> 00:38:40,882
You want this?
830
00:38:42,185 --> 00:38:46,221
You shall not pass!
831
00:38:48,024 --> 00:38:49,958
Okay. No, I'm just kidding.
You can have it.
832
00:38:49,959 --> 00:38:50,992
You can have it. I don't want it.
833
00:38:50,993 --> 00:38:52,294
Take it, please. Just take it.
834
00:38:52,295 --> 00:38:54,128
Take it. I don't want it.
835
00:39:12,482 --> 00:39:14,048
Well done.
836
00:39:16,152 --> 00:39:17,919
You fought well.
837
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,524
Yeah. Well, it's easy when
you're Galahad the brave knight.
838
00:39:22,525 --> 00:39:24,024
Take a look in the mirror.
839
00:39:25,595 --> 00:39:28,964
I did this?
840
00:39:28,965 --> 00:39:30,098
As myself?
841
00:39:30,099 --> 00:39:31,399
Like a true knight.
842
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,102
We switched back when we
came through the magic door.
843
00:39:37,206 --> 00:39:38,507
Oh, I think I'm gonna puke.
844
00:39:38,508 --> 00:39:41,242
Oh.
845
00:39:42,545 --> 00:39:43,778
Jeff, is that really you?
846
00:39:43,779 --> 00:39:45,914
- Dude!
- Hey, what's up, guys?
847
00:39:45,915 --> 00:39:47,749
Dude!
848
00:39:50,586 --> 00:39:51,786
Oh, my God,
I have so many stories.
849
00:39:51,787 --> 00:39:53,588
It was amazing.
We got knighted.
850
00:39:55,124 --> 00:39:56,224
I wasn't even scared.
851
00:39:57,894 --> 00:39:59,227
I found Poseidon's Trident.
852
00:39:59,228 --> 00:40:01,029
Jeff was roasting
marshmallows with it.
853
00:40:01,030 --> 00:40:03,198
Still better than what he was
doing with the Shroud Of Turin.
854
00:40:03,199 --> 00:40:05,567
Good Lord, how much
damage can one man cause?
855
00:40:05,568 --> 00:40:07,669
We're just happy to have you back.
856
00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:10,939
What about you, mate? You still
haven't told us what it was like.
857
00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:12,841
Yeah, it must've been awful, huh,
858
00:40:12,842 --> 00:40:14,976
hanging out with the common folk?
859
00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:19,546
Actually, you know, people aren't
bad if you give 'em half a chance.
860
00:40:21,551 --> 00:40:23,318
They can be quite delightful.
861
00:40:23,319 --> 00:40:25,386
I have an appointment
I have to get to.
862
00:40:26,455 --> 00:40:28,422
I think I'll drive.
863
00:40:30,626 --> 00:40:34,162
Did he just say people
could be delightful?
864
00:40:34,163 --> 00:40:35,896
Wonders never cease.
865
00:40:39,468 --> 00:40:41,836
So that mind flayer?
He, like, melted his brain.
866
00:40:41,837 --> 00:40:43,004
- Yeah, my favorite.
- That was so good.
867
00:40:43,005 --> 00:40:44,005
I just replay that over and over.
868
00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:46,841
- Hey, Jenkins!
- Jenkins!
869
00:40:46,842 --> 00:40:48,543
What's up, dude?
You're just in time.
870
00:40:48,544 --> 00:40:50,645
We're just about to fight the
acid-spewing black dragon.
871
00:40:50,646 --> 00:40:54,015
First of all, black dragons breathe
fire. They do not spew acid.
872
00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:56,918
- He's so good.
- And I brought your mom
873
00:40:56,919 --> 00:40:58,186
a nice big bag of Werther's Originals.
874
00:40:58,187 --> 00:40:59,688
- Aww, thanks.
- And you know what?
875
00:40:59,689 --> 00:41:01,556
If I'm gonna continue
playing with you guys,
876
00:41:01,557 --> 00:41:03,458
I need to be Dungeon Master.
877
00:41:03,459 --> 00:41:05,227
- Agreed.
- What? No.
878
00:41:05,228 --> 00:41:07,128
- Dude, come on.
- I'm moving. I'm moving.
879
00:41:07,129 --> 00:41:09,864
Dude, dude, I can't have
you playing this game
880
00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:12,067
with all of these inaccuracies.
881
00:41:12,068 --> 00:41:14,869
Fine, but my character gets to
have the ring of fire resistance.
882
00:41:14,870 --> 00:41:16,504
- Yes! Happening.
- Another ring?
883
00:41:16,505 --> 00:41:18,306
- Ring of fire... every time.
- No. It's not a real thing.
884
00:41:18,307 --> 00:41:21,743
Shh. Okay, danger.
885
00:41:21,744 --> 00:41:24,845
The moat? It is dark.
886
00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:28,115
But you must cross it.
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