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Oh, and my fiancé...
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(chuckles) I love saying that...
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We've been talking about the
guest list for our wedding.
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While we'd love to invite everyone,
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we're gonna have to
make some hard choices.
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Hint: a good pre-wedding gift
could be the bump you need.
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Any Apple products
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gets you in the first five rows.
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Does she really think this
is gonna be a hot ticket?
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Welcome to the waiting list, Marjorie.
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Would a waffle iron get me a good seat?
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It'll get you in the building.
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I'll share. Christy, alcoholic.
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ALL: Hi, Christy.
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You know, she is not
kidding about that list.
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I don't even think I made the cut.
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Anyway, my boyfriend is in town
this weekend for his birthday,
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and I saved enough money
to take him to dinner,
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buy him a travel mug,
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and... get professionally waxed.
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So no more bristly patches.
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It's true what they say:
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if you stay sober, your
life gets bigger and better
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and... smoother.
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Thanks.
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Of course you're invited to the wedding.
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I'm gonna need someone to
hold up my dress while I pee.
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All right, we have time for one more.
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Uh, would our newcomer like to share?
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Hi, I'm Jill, alcoholic.
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ALL: Hi, Jill.
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It's weird to call myself a newcomer,
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but that's what I am.
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Got the one-day chip to prove it.
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'Course I keep slipping, so I
got about ten of these things.
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By the way, should I be recycling 'em?
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You know like give a
penny, take a penny?
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Anyhow...
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I've been having a
hard time staying sober,
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but this morning felt
different. I got up off the lawn,
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before the sprinklers
went off this time.
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I went inside,
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poured myself a cup of coffee
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with just cream, no vodka,
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and said "Morning, world!
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It's a brand new day."
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Also, if I sent you a video of myself
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singing Carrie Underwood naked,
could you please delete it?
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Thanks.
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I'll show it to you when we get home.
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CHRISTY: Get ready for
your next birthday surprise.
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Whoa.
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Look quick, 'cause it's coming off fast.
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Wow, I did not think you
could top that travel mug.
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- Smooth.
- I know!
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(cell phone vibrating)
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Oh, please tell me that's
something in your bedside table
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that we're gonna use later.
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- I'll turn it off.
- Okay.
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Oh, God, it's my friend Jill.
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I hate to do this, but I got to go.
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Now? Not, like, ten
glorious minutes from now?
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Sorry, it's an emergency.
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W-What's wrong?
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She's been trying to get sober,
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and now she's drunk and freaking out.
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I promise I'll make it up to you.
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(door closes, reopens)
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If you get hungry,
there's chocolate sauce
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in the nightstand.
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Can you believe this?
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I know, we were just getting started.
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Oh? We were done.
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Wow.
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Yeah. We've been together a while.
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We got it down to three essential moves.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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I can't believe it.
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I went to the market
to get some almond milk,
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and I ended up buying
two fifths of vodka.
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Ugh. You drink almond milk?
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More coffee and cookies.
May I go home now?
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Yeah. I'm sorry about your shoes.
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Thank you for aiming down this time.
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- Good night.
- Thank you, Soledad.
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Why does this keep happening?
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Oh, honey, it's a cunning
and baffling disease.
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That's the best you got?
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Give me a break. It's late.
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I'm not wearing a bra.
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The important thing
is that you called us.
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And that Soledad took the scissors away
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before you gave yourself a mullet.
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I really do want to get sober.
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It's okay.
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You're gonna get this.
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Just call us before you
go to the market next time.
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- We love you.
- Yeah.
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- We're here for you.
- Oh, my God.
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This cookie is giving me my
second orgasm of the night.
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Oh, yeah, you're totally gonna get this.
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So they just don't come home all night,
and that's normal?
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Oh, you can't get hung up
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on what's normal around here.
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Be happy they left us
milk and toilet paper.
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Looks like the highlight
of my birthday weekend
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will be more time with
my dick-weed brother.
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You call it your birthday,
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I call it the 54th anniversary
of you stealing my mother.
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- (chuckles)
- What?
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Seriously, dude?
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You still eat Captain Crunch?
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First of all, dude,
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it's pronounced "Cap'n."
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And you disrespect his
service to the Crunch Navy
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if you say it any other way.
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- BONNIE: Boys, we're back.
- In here.
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Hey, how's Jill?
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Ah, she yelled,
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she tried to make out with Wendy,
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she took a swing at Marjorie...
Nothing we haven't seen before.
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Now she's sleeping it off,
which is what I want to do.
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Caring about other people is exhausting.
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I am never doing it again.
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Good night.
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You seem pretty beat.
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Me? No. No.
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I have a whole day planned for us.
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We're gonna go for a hike and...
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(yawning): see that documentary on bees
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you keep talking about and, uh...
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then we're gonna have
a-a fabulous dinner.
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So, happy birthday.
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- Yay.
- (chuckles)
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Yeah. Why don't we just skip the hike
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and you go take a nap, huh?
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No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
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Okay, yes.
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But two hours, tops,
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and then it's big fun for you, mister.
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(chuckles)
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(chuckles softly)
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Yeah, I'm not gonna see her
the rest of the day, am I?
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- No.
- Yeah.
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- BONNIE: Adam!
- Coming!
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Sex helps her fall asleep.
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She says I've got pure
Ambien between my legs.
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You guys don't have to
worry anymore. I got this.
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I realized what I've been doing wrong.
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I didn't have a plan, but now I do.
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I went to a meeting this morning,
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then went to another
meeting with you gals,
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gonna have my eyebrows re-threaded,
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then go to another meeting tonight.
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And I'm gonna bookend
every day by calling Christy
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in the morning and again
at night to let her know
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I stuck with my plan.
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How's that for a plan?
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Well, it was fast and wordy.
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And a very good plan.
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Christy, I hope I didn't ruin
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your boyfriend's birthday weekend.
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Patrick's fine. When
I woke up from my nap,
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he had left to go bowling with Adam.
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Yes, Adam bowls.
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Nobody's perfect.
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I love bowling.
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I think it's sexy.
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Yeah. That's why there's
so much bowling porn.
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There is.
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Well, since y'all helped me so much,
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I brought each of you a little something
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from my gift closet.
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- ALL: Oh!
- Oh, sweetie,
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- that's very nice of you.
- WENDY: Thank you.
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But we don't help people for gifts.
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We do it for fun and for free.
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You're right.
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- Bonnie.
- What?
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The bracelet.
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I was wearing this when I came in.
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Do you know what would
make this outfit perfect?
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That bracelet you
goody-goodies made me give back.
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Don't you think it's
great that the four of us
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are gonna go out and...
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Oh, come on!
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(groans) You come on.
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No! You have to change.
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Why do I have to change?
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Because it's my boyfriend's birthday,
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so I get to wear the slutty red dress.
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Nope. Everything's taped up
and Spanx'd down. I'm done.
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Fine.
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- Unzip me.
- I will.
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(grunts)
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Are you as freaked out as I
am that Jill hasn't been able
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to string more than a day
or two of sobriety together?
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Yeah. It's scary.
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I can't imagine what it would
be like to start from zero again.
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Been there. It sucks.
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I'm afraid that if I went
out, I would never come back.
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Yeah, you would.
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'Cause I'd drag you back
by the roots of your hair.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Okay. How do I look?
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Not better than me, so, good.
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Ah.
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So who won at bowling?
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Everyone who saw Patrick fall on his ass
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trying to pick up a spare.
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Oh, hey, I would have
played better, but...
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- I didn't bring my ball.
- I didn't bring my ball.
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Wait a minute... you have
your own bowling ball?
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That's the kind of thing
you should have disclosed
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on our first date.
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It's purple and it's sparkly.
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- Hey, that's the color of my
bowling team. - (phone rings)
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Oh. It's... it's Jill, but don't worry,
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it's just a bookend call.
I'll be-I'll be right back.
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Uh, a bookend? That's when an alcoholic
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calls someone in the
program in the morning
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and then again at night to
let them know they're okay.
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Ah, look at you learning the lingo.
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Hey. Watch enough Star Trek,
you learn a little Klingon.
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(sighs)
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Bad news.
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Wha... I-I thought
it was a-a bookend.
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No. It was Jill's housekeeper.
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Jill showed up at her place, drunk.
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I-I've got... I got to go get her.
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That's crazy... It's Patrick's birthday.
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You stay, I'll go.
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Thanks, Bonnie. I appreciate it.
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You're right. My mom can handle it.
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Words I've never said before.
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I'm just gonna... eat this in the car.
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I'll text you later.
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Please.
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Thank you for staying.
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Of course. (chuckles)
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Jill's gonna be all right.
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(softly): Yeah.
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She definitely is.
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Uh, you know what, Christy?
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Just go.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry, I-I'm just
so worried about her.
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Thank you.
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Well... I guess this night's a bust.
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Should we just get the check and go?
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Hell, no. Now we can order
whiskey and not have to sip it.
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Waiter!
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(knocking) Thank you so much for coming.
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- I didn't know who else to call.
- It's okay.
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(slurring): Oh, my Lord,
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her fingernails are so long.
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Hey, Jill.
258
00:11:37,473 --> 00:11:39,657
Oh, my God! Christy! Bonnie!
259
00:11:39,659 --> 00:11:41,987
I didn't know you guys
were friends with Soledad!
260
00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:45,563
Honey, what are you doing here?
261
00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:48,685
Oh, just watching TV,
but I'm a little confused,
262
00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:50,635
'cause it's all in...
(whispers): Mexican.
263
00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:55,049
So, that lady with the
long nails right there...
264
00:11:55,245 --> 00:11:59,043
Her husband is sleeping with
the girl with the pointy boobs,
265
00:11:59,045 --> 00:12:01,385
but pointy is having a baby
266
00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:02,909
with the guy in the eye patch.
267
00:12:02,934 --> 00:12:05,377
- Did I get that right?
- Más o menos.
268
00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:07,698
I love hanging out here.
269
00:12:07,887 --> 00:12:09,799
She's never been to
my house in her life.
270
00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:11,581
I don't even know how she found me.
271
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,356
'Course I know where you live.
272
00:12:13,381 --> 00:12:16,338
I sent you those pears for Christmas.
273
00:12:16,596 --> 00:12:18,682
Oh, yes, so much better than cash.
274
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(speaking Spanish)
275
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276
00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,104
Aren't they cute?
277
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Adorable.
278
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:36,721
We need to get you home.
279
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,393
But I don't want to go.
280
00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,627
Jill, you have to get
up. You can't stay here.
281
00:12:40,652 --> 00:12:43,416
Why not? This used to be my couch.
282
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,710
Oh. For all you know,
283
00:12:45,735 --> 00:12:48,570
they had a romantic
evening planned for tonight.
284
00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,811
It might even be his birthday,
and you're ruining it.
285
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,336
- Subtle.
- I don't care.
286
00:12:52,361 --> 00:12:53,694
Well, you didn't have to come.
287
00:12:53,719 --> 00:12:54,834
I want to be here for Jill.
288
00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:56,359
Then don't complain about it.
289
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,883
I'm not! You kinda were!
290
00:12:58,187 --> 00:12:59,970
Bye, Soledad!
291
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See you later!
292
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♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
293
00:13:06,145 --> 00:13:08,233
Make a wish, sweetie.
294
00:13:09,532 --> 00:13:11,960
Remember when we couldn't do
this because people would stare?
295
00:13:11,985 --> 00:13:13,368
Ugh, the dark ages.
296
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,194
- Hold on.
- Oh, I will.
297
00:13:16,374 --> 00:13:18,374
- Will you stop?
- Don't be so touchy.
298
00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:20,483
Oh, I have no problem with
people thinking I'm gay.
299
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,645
I just don't want them thinking
300
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,177
that I couldn't do any better than you.
301
00:13:26,255 --> 00:13:29,166
Oh, man! I forgot about my steak.
302
00:13:29,168 --> 00:13:31,739
Do you think it's still safe to eat?
303
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,286
(groans) Would it stop you if I said no?
304
00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:38,153
Hey.
305
00:13:38,365 --> 00:13:39,739
Hey. How was dinner?
306
00:13:39,764 --> 00:13:41,680
Oh, good. We saved you some cake.
307
00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:44,325
Hey! Cake and steak...
Let's eat it in bed.
308
00:13:45,802 --> 00:13:48,877
If you think you're happy now,
I've got a potato in my pocket.
309
00:13:52,856 --> 00:13:55,140
I know I've said I'm sorry,
like, a thousand times,
310
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:56,581
but I really, really am sorry.
311
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:59,354
Hey, it's my birthday for...
312
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:02,472
two more hours, so what do you say
313
00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:04,900
- we go upstairs and, uh...
- Oh...
314
00:14:04,933 --> 00:14:06,383
we can't.
315
00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:07,955
Jill was afraid to be alone,
316
00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:09,957
so we had to bring her back with us,
317
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,772
and she kind of passed out in my bed.
318
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:15,212
- Oh.
- But the sofa pulls out.
319
00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:18,716
We can have super hot, quiet sex
320
00:14:18,718 --> 00:14:20,525
that people might walk in on.
321
00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:24,471
Yeah, th-that doesn't
sound super hot to me.
322
00:14:24,473 --> 00:14:27,807
Oh, I-I promise,
tomorrow I am all yours.
323
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:29,749
Christy, please, stop...
324
00:14:29,774 --> 00:14:31,611
making promises.
325
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,216
You're mad, aren't you?
326
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:36,916
Yeah, I-I'm mad. Uh, your mom said
327
00:14:36,941 --> 00:14:39,659
that she could handle things
tonight, but you went anyway.
328
00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:42,101
You said it was okay. Well, because
who wants to sit through dinner
329
00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:43,268
with somebody who
doesn't want to be there?
330
00:14:43,293 --> 00:14:45,916
Although my brother just
did, and he really enjoyed it.
331
00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,414
I don't know how else to explain it,
332
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,697
- but that Jill really needed me.
- Yeah.
333
00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:55,135
It's late, I'm-I'm tired,
334
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,078
so... let's just go to bed, okay?
335
00:14:59,638 --> 00:15:01,118
It's-It's kind of tricky.
336
00:15:01,143 --> 00:15:02,509
You have to push and then pull.
337
00:15:02,511 --> 00:15:04,011
I-I got it.
338
00:15:06,182 --> 00:15:07,598
(strained grunt)
339
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,650
PATRICK: Ow! My fingers!
340
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,475
(laughs): He's so miserable.
341
00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:14,855
Mmm. You know that part of you
342
00:15:14,857 --> 00:15:17,274
- that takes pleasure in
other people's pain?
343
00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:20,444
- Yeah.
- Mmm. Totally turns me on.
344
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:27,666
Oh, my God,
Adam, you're walking... It's a miracle!
345
00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:32,099
No. Uh... not Adam.
346
00:15:32,124 --> 00:15:34,041
I'm his brother, Patrick.
347
00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:37,268
Oh, yeah. That makes more sense.
348
00:15:38,057 --> 00:15:39,490
Coffee, please?
349
00:15:39,553 --> 00:15:41,032
Little agave?
350
00:15:41,627 --> 00:15:43,377
You must be Jill.
351
00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:46,471
Thank you.
352
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,401
How'd you hurt your hand?
353
00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:52,059
Oh. I, uh... lost a fight
354
00:15:52,061 --> 00:15:53,221
with a pullout couch.
355
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,623
Oh, I took your bed, didn't I?
356
00:15:55,648 --> 00:15:56,792
Kinda.
357
00:15:57,209 --> 00:15:59,709
I wasn't always a mess like this.
358
00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:01,847
I mean...
359
00:16:01,872 --> 00:16:04,006
I was and then I wasn't...
360
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:06,565
and then I got fat and
then I got skinny...
361
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:09,790
and now I'm a mess again.
362
00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:11,371
Go figure.
363
00:16:11,531 --> 00:16:12,830
Sorry to hear that.
364
00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:14,676
Thanks.
365
00:16:15,998 --> 00:16:17,707
You know, in the past...
366
00:16:18,785 --> 00:16:21,221
every time I relapsed,
I was able to get back,
367
00:16:21,223 --> 00:16:23,004
but this time I'm just...
368
00:16:24,311 --> 00:16:26,402
I'm just kind of lost.
369
00:16:28,064 --> 00:16:29,513
Thank God I have Christy.
370
00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:31,565
(chuckles softly) She took hold of me
371
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,817
the very first time I
walked into a meeting,
372
00:16:33,819 --> 00:16:36,070
and she's been right there ever since.
373
00:16:37,719 --> 00:16:39,484
I don't know what I'd do without her.
374
00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:42,976
Yeah, she's, uh...
375
00:16:43,788 --> 00:16:46,697
she's pretty special. (chuckles)
376
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:51,418
You know, for only having
eight working fingers,
377
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:53,054
you make great coffee.
378
00:16:53,627 --> 00:16:55,913
Thanks. Just don't ask
me to shoot a basketball.
379
00:16:57,022 --> 00:16:59,936
Why would I ask you
to shoot a basketball?
380
00:17:02,345 --> 00:17:04,692
Oh, hey. You two met.
381
00:17:04,717 --> 00:17:06,133
(chuckles) Yeah.
382
00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:07,184
He's a good one.
383
00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:08,385
Aw. Hey, uh, Christy,
384
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:09,904
you got a minute?
385
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,279
Uh, sure.
386
00:17:14,373 --> 00:17:16,216
Before you say anything,
387
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:19,065
she's leaving, and you and I
are gonna have our day together.
388
00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:21,140
Yeah, about that, um...
389
00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:24,785
I'm gonna go home.
390
00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:28,405
- You're still mad.
- No, I'm not mad.
391
00:17:28,407 --> 00:17:29,677
I get it.
392
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,748
Your friend's in trouble
and she needs you.
393
00:17:32,912 --> 00:17:34,068
But?
394
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:38,333
I just don't know where I fit in here.
395
00:17:39,638 --> 00:17:42,669
I know this has not
been the ideal weekend,
396
00:17:42,671 --> 00:17:46,306
but you got to understand,
helping people stay sober
397
00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:49,226
is part of what helps me stay sober.
398
00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:50,888
So it has to come first.
399
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,763
Well, I guess that means
I'll always be second.
400
00:17:55,588 --> 00:17:57,588
I'm crazy about you.
401
00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:01,465
But if I don't stay
sober, there is no second.
402
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,040
Well...
403
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,766
I don't know...
404
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,961
if this is gonna work for me.
405
00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:11,000
Oh.
406
00:18:13,115 --> 00:18:15,248
Where does that leave us?
407
00:18:18,186 --> 00:18:19,955
I'm not sure.
408
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,041
You know, let's talk
in a few days, okay?
409
00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:25,712
Okay.
410
00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:52,806
I feel asleep on cake.
411
00:18:55,277 --> 00:18:56,526
What's wrong?
412
00:18:58,047 --> 00:18:59,540
Patrick just left.
413
00:18:59,565 --> 00:19:02,115
- Already?
- Yeah.
414
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,915
Too much AA, not enough Christy.
415
00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:10,929
(sighs): Oh.
416
00:19:12,678 --> 00:19:15,062
Don't worry, honey,
he'll... he'll get over it.
417
00:19:15,347 --> 00:19:16,554
I don't know.
418
00:19:20,352 --> 00:19:21,655
(Jill clears throat)
419
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,991
I'm trying to piece together
420
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,941
what happened last night.
421
00:19:27,489 --> 00:19:29,655
Did I go to Mexico?
422
00:19:35,669 --> 00:19:36,801
Look at this.
423
00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:39,003
Homemade apricot jam from Gloria.
424
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:41,223
Somebody just got
invited to the wedding.
425
00:19:41,692 --> 00:19:44,342
We give away chips for
various lengths of sobriety.
426
00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:46,394
Our chip person is Marjorie.
427
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:48,429
Hi. Marjorie. Alcoholic.
428
00:19:48,431 --> 00:19:49,931
OTHERS: Hi, Marjorie.
429
00:19:49,933 --> 00:19:51,825
Would anyone like a newcomer chip?
430
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,968
I'm not taking another
one... It's too embarrassing.
431
00:20:00,748 --> 00:20:02,443
You have nothing to
be embarrassed about.
432
00:20:03,006 --> 00:20:05,029
What if I take a newcomer
chip at every meeting
433
00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,614
for the rest of my life?
434
00:20:06,616 --> 00:20:07,949
MAN: I'm an alcoholic.
435
00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,006
Then I'll be right here with you.
436
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:13,061
MARJORIE: Anyone else want
437
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,919
to take a newcomer chip?
438
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,217
What's your name, honey?
439
00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:28,655
Oh, right.
440
00:20:31,092 --> 00:20:33,107
Hi. I'm Jill, and I'm an alcoholic.
441
00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:34,859
OTHERS: Hi, Jill.
442
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:36,811
Okay.
443
00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,947
Would anyone like to
take a chip for 30 days?
444
00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:48,881
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445
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