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- Hello?
- - Adam?
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- Allison?
- - Hey!
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What are you doing, dummy?
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I'm, uh, I'm getting married.
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- You're getting what?
- - Uh, married.
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Adam?
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- Did I lose you?
- Uh...
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I mean is this too weird?
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It's not too weird, it's not
weird, it's fine. It's good,
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it's good. I mean, it's a
little weird, but, you know,
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- I'm okay. Uh, wow. Whoa.
- And I want you to be
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there if you want to come.
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I'd like you to come to the rehearsal dinner --
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I don't know about
coming to the
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rehearsal dinner, that
might be a little weird.
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That might be alittle weird, but, you know I'm,
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I'm gonna be at your wedding so you have to come to mine.
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Right. Yeah.
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Look, I don't want you to hate me.
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I don't, I don't hate you.
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Well then, come to my wedding. Like I said I'm going
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- to come to yours.
- Okay.
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When it happens.
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I'm, yeah, I'd
like to be there.
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Really?
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Mhm.
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That's great.
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Oh my god, you haven't even met him.
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I did meet him actually.
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Wait you met him?
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Yeah I met him last year
at that Christmas thing at
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your sister's house.
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Right yeah I forgot that you,
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yeah you, he's a nice guy.
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What was that?
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He, he's really, a really nice guy,
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you, you're gonna like him.
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He seems great.
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Yeah okay.
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No no no, I'm serious, i
mean that. He, he seems good.
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I mean, he, he's good, he's a good guy.
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I, I just don't want you to feel...
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- Feel what?
- - I don't know. I
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don't know. Never mind. I'm glad you're coming.
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Me too.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Whoa.
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- That's so funny!
- - Really great.
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Who's the editor?
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Who's the editor?
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Oh, hi, oh, what?
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Oh, what, what is it?
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Edmonton?
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- Adam.
- Adam, great stuff!
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I've got my eye on you. I
love the choice of music.
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Oh that, actually
that wasn't my choice.
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Oh yeah that was, that was mine.
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Oh, so you're the genius.
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- Great job, Alan.
- Thanks man.
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- Great job Alan.
- Thank you.
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Great job.
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How's our mannequin bird
segment coming along?
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It's, I'm still cutting it,
looking good but it's not
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quite done yet, a little bit...
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Don't dick me around, guy.
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We're on a strict deadline.
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Nature talks with Orson
schwartzman waits for no man.
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Yes Mr. schwartzman.
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When nature
talks, you listen.
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- Okay.
- Are you listening?
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Um, yes.
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Good.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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Wanna get fucked up tonight?
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Ah, I can't, I got,
i got stuff to do.
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Oh, what kind of stuff?
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It's like, errands
and, and dinner, and...
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You okay?
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What? Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah!
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Okay!
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That was believable. Good!
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See you later.
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The male red capped
mannequin bird.
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Mannequin of course
derives from the Dutch
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word meaning 'little man'.
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The females of the species
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are very picky so the males employ a peculiar
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sort of dance to impress them.
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Because mammals stand a better chance paired, or
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in groups, than alone.
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Their very survival depends upon their ability
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to find a partner and mate.
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How long
she known this guy?
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A year! Or something.
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- A year? A year?
- Yeah. I know. I know.
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It's so sudden. Who is this guy?
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Aaron.
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- Aaron?
- Aaron.
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Aaron.
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Aaron.
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- Why do you keep whispering it?
- Mark, you're up!
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Listen, let me fix this for
you. This, this is real easy.
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Come on, ready, don't
go. Just don't go.
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- Don't go, buddy.
- Ah, I told --
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what are you guys talking about?
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Girl stuff?
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Come on - gah!
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Suck my dick, pins!
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This place sucks!
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Alright, it's you.
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I think I broke Adam.
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He's fine.
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Dude.
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We're at a bowling
alley, bowl.
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- Hey. Bowl.
- I can't.
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Hey, if you're not playing,
you just look like a child
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- molester wearing those shoes.
- What?
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Doesn't matter. You get a ball!
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You pick it up and
and give it a roll!
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- I'm going home.
- Listen to me.
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I'm going home, I don't wanna --
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hey! Hey! Shh, hey!
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You get up there and you
bowl a strike right now,
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you prove to yourself that
you're gonna beat this,
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that you're gonna
be okay without her!
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Because you're Adam!
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You bowl strikes!
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Dude, just bowl.
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You're being a douche.
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Okay.
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It's just,
it's just bowling.
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Don't worry about it.
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Adam!
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Adam.
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- Hi, ah, you look great.
- It's good to see you.
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Yeah.
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- I'm starving!
- Good!
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This place is amazing!
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It's always booked, how did
you get these reservations?
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I had to kill a guy.
Yeah. It was pretty easy.
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No, no I called weeks
ago because I knew you
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wanted to try it.
That's why I'm the best
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- boyfriend in the world.
- So sweet! You are.
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I've just been so tired
at work lately, I have to
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stop staying up so late.
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Which is partly
your fault, mister.
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Babe are you okay?
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Yeah! Yeah.
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You just seem
preoccupied to me.
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I do? No, that's
weird, uh... hm.
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I don't know, maybe work
stuff, I don't know.
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Everything okay?
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You ever think
about marriage?
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In, in general? Or...
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I mean like...
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Marrying me. You ever...?
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I'm, I have thought about
that, you know, my friends and
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I, we talk about
that stuff, why?
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No but I mean,
specifically, to me.
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Right.
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You ever...? Am I, am I?
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Are you what? Are,
what are you saying?
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- Nothing, I'm sorry.
- I don't know what's happening.
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No no no, I know, I'm just
thinking, thinking out loud.
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Okay.
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Hey, listen, happy
anniversary.
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Happy anniversary.
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- We did it, I'm proud of us.
- Yeah.
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- We're doing a good job.
- I think so.
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- I think we are.
- Yeah.
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I think we should get married.
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- What?
- What?
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- Yeah or no?
- What?
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Did you say we sh -
what are you saying?
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Yeah! I think we
should get married!
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Are you cra - what
are you talking about?
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- Is that crazy?
- Yes that's crazy!
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Okay, well I know that sounds
crazy but just hear me out.
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You're happy aren't you?
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- Yeah I'm happy, yeah.
- Okay, alright.
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Well what else is there? Really?
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I mean people
overcomplicate these
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things but that's really, at
its essence, that's what it is!
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Right? We make each other happy!
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We have the same...
Favorite movie.
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Yeah.
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We don't sit there on
our things and post how
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much fun we're having,
we really have fun!
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Yeah, no, you never
post pictures of me.
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No! I think that's great.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Okay. I love you, you love me.
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- Yeah...
- Let's just do it!
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What are we so afraid of?
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I mean I don't know if
it's being afraid I think
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- it's just being responsible.
-You're in your head!
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You're thinking. And I've
been thinking too much too.
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- Get out of our heads!
- I can't believe we're
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- talking about this!
- I know, I can't either!
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- I just, okay.
- Shake it!
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I think that we have
a good thing going.
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Agreed.
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Don't you think maybe
we should just,
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- just what?
- Like, let it do its thing
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- and see where it goes?
- No, no, no, I'm tired of
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doing that. I don't want
to let it do its thing,
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I don't want to think about
down the line, I want to think
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about the now. I don't wanna
think! I just wanna do it!
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I wanna do the now, i
want to be in the now,
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and in the now, i
want to marry you!
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Are you serious?
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Julie, don't i
look serious?
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You do look pretty serious.
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I just, it just hit me.
Why are we not doing this?
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- Oh my god.
- Everyone around us is doing
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it. And they don't have
nearly what we have.
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Yeah! Yeah.
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What do you think?
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god I'm sorry I just
don't I didn't - I don't,
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I don't know exactly what
to say, because this,
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- take your time!
- It feels like it's insane.
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Yeah, it is.
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Honey I didn't know
you felt that way.
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Don't, you know, take,
as long as you need!
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No I don't need time!
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This sounds insane but i
think, maybe, oh my god,
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- I think maybe --
- we should break up.
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- What?
- I think we should break up.
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And I know that seems
psychotic, I'm so sorry.
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- Are you joking?
- No.
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- This is a joke.
- No, uh.
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As soon as I said it out
loud I started to panic
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and it didn't feel
right, I'm so sorry.
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What's wrong with you?
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I don't know, I don't know,
I'm just, um, I'm spinning out
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a little bit and I'm not sure
what I'm saying but I do know
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concretely that we should
not get married, I just
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don't think this is working.
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- You don't --?
- God I'm so sorry.
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You don't think this is working?
You just asked me to marry you.
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I know, it felt right in
the moment, but as soon as
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it was out in the ether,
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I got really scared
to live in that world.
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- But why would you...?
- I don't know, I don't know,
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I just can't see myself
waking up to your face
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every morning, you know
for the rest of my life!
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I mean, that sounds,
urgh! No offense, not your
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face, not your face!
You have a great face,
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a much better face
than I do, by the way,
253
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- I should be so lucky!
- I know!
254
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Your face is great,
it's what's behind it
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that I don't think I can
live with for a long time.
256
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,816
- Oh my god.
- I mean, a couple months,
257
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we don't have to break up,
i don't know what I'm talking
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about, forget it, forget
it, what are you ordering,
259
00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:36,956
what are you getting? I
just don't think I can...
260
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You are an asshole.
261
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An ass hole!
262
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Wait wait wait, Julie!
Hold up, wait wait wait!
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Congratulations,
you're gonna die alone!
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Hi I --
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I'm gonna look --
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- hi.
- Hi.
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How can I help you?
268
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Oh, I just need
a room, please.
269
00:15:40,617 --> 00:15:43,518
Okay is it just you
or anyone else... no?
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- No it's just me.
- Wife? Girlfriend?
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- Just me.
- Husband, friend, anything?
272
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It's just me.
273
00:15:50,762 --> 00:15:56,399
- Oh, hm, ah. Just one?
- Mhm.
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- Staying in the room?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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And would you like a
second key? For any
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visitors, or
friends, you know?
278
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No, no just one's fine. Thanks.
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Room for one.
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Thank you, rah..
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- Rohan.
- Sorry. Thanks.
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Tsk.
283
00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:48,487
Hello?
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These long tailed
mannequin males will
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actually compete with each
other for the attention of
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the female and of course,
the right to mate.
287
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The dominant male will
always attract the female
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over the weaker males,
this is the law of the
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jungle, and the natural
order of life! And love.
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00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:16,213
Adam?
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00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:19,449
- Hey.
- Holy shit.
292
00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:27,357
- Greg!
- Yeah! I know.
293
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- Oh my god.
- Right! Long time.
294
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- Yeah long time no see.
- From, uh...
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- Since college!
- College!
296
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:37,502
Yeah, man! Old
school, I like it!
297
00:18:37,504 --> 00:18:39,571
This is great man, what
are you doing up here?
298
00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:43,374
Ah well just in town
visiting friends.
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Friends and family.
300
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Mainly family.
301
00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:49,948
Huh. You should
have called me, man.
302
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:54,385
I know, I thought about
it but then, um...
303
00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:55,554
Hey, did you hear
about Allison?
304
00:18:55,556 --> 00:18:56,622
Uh...
305
00:18:58,391 --> 00:18:59,925
Allison...?
306
00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:03,329
Allison George, your
girlfriend of eight years?
307
00:19:03,331 --> 00:19:07,299
Oh, right. Sure, yeah,
Allison. No, uh, what's up?
308
00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:11,503
Allison George is
getting married.
309
00:19:11,506 --> 00:19:14,441
Wow really? Great for her.
310
00:19:14,443 --> 00:19:17,277
It's crazy man, you guys
were together forever!
311
00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:17,277
Yeah.
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00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:19,846
You guys were inseparable,
do you remember that?
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00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:21,615
It was like, I thought
you guys were never,
314
00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:23,817
ever, ever gonna break
up and then you did.
315
00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:24,951
-Well, yeah.
- Do you remember that?
316
00:19:24,953 --> 00:19:27,354
- When you guys broke up?
- Yeah, no.
317
00:19:27,356 --> 00:19:29,522
Seriously you guys had
everything, do you
318
00:19:29,524 --> 00:19:29,522
remember that?
319
00:19:29,524 --> 00:19:32,892
Yeah well, it was
a long time ago.
320
00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:34,729
Not that long ago.
321
00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:36,297
It was pretty long ago.
322
00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:37,265
A year and a half.
323
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:37,999
Ish.
324
00:19:39,401 --> 00:19:41,335
Closer to two.
325
00:19:41,337 --> 00:19:42,470
A year and a half.
326
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,971
It was like two.
About two years.
327
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:43,971
I'm sure it's closer
328
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:46,774
- to a year and a half.
- I don't know how
329
00:19:46,776 --> 00:19:48,509
- you're so sure of that.
- Because I remember it,
330
00:19:48,511 --> 00:19:50,011
- it was really devastating.
- I didn't even
331
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,513
remember her name
when you said it, so,
332
00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:52,681
you had to jog my memory, so...
333
00:19:55,818 --> 00:19:57,052
So what are you reading?
334
00:19:57,954 --> 00:19:59,721
Nothing, it's, i
was just looking at,
335
00:19:59,723 --> 00:20:03,692
I don't even know how,
i was just browsing.
336
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,930
I'll talk to
you later man.
337
00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,867
Yeah, okay.
338
00:21:23,877 --> 00:21:24,710
Sorry.
339
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,649
- Excuse me -- what?
- Sorry.
340
00:21:29,651 --> 00:21:32,753
- Hm. What?
- What?
341
00:21:32,755 --> 00:21:34,688
Oh I thought you
said something.
342
00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:36,556
- I...
- What?
343
00:21:38,726 --> 00:21:42,996
Um... that reminds
me, do you wanna - ?
344
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:47,702
Do you wanna get
a coffee sometime?
345
00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:50,104
Uh, um.
346
00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:52,774
Or like a water, or
a juice? Something
347
00:21:52,776 --> 00:21:56,477
- like a, whatever you...
- No, um, I'm reading my book.
348
00:21:56,479 --> 00:21:58,746
- Oh, okay.
- So maybe another time.
349
00:21:58,748 --> 00:21:59,881
Is that?
350
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:02,550
Oh, of mice and men,
that's a good one.
351
00:22:02,552 --> 00:22:04,786
I could just, I could
tell you how it ends.
352
00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:04,787
Excuse me?
353
00:22:04,789 --> 00:22:08,524
Yeah I could tell you
how it ends. How it...
354
00:22:08,526 --> 00:22:11,460
Lenny, he dies, he
dies. Lenny dies.
355
00:22:11,462 --> 00:22:13,128
George shoots him in
the back of the head.
356
00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:13,128
- What?
- Because he's the only one
357
00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:17,633
that really understands him.
It's really beautiful, but it's
358
00:22:17,635 --> 00:22:18,834
heartbreaking.
359
00:22:23,474 --> 00:22:24,674
Are you serious?
360
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,209
Yeah, seriously.
That's how it ends.
361
00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,745
No, are you serious, are
you serious right now?
362
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:29,813
With this?
363
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,581
Yeah I just said I was.
364
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,683
You ruined this for me.
You just ruined this
365
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:34,818
book for me. I was just,
366
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,653
I just started reading
this book and...
367
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,121
Oh, well I saved you like,
368
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,889
what page are you on,
i saved you, like,
369
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:41,991
- a hundred and eighty pages.
- What is wrong with you?
370
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,661
What's wrong with you?
371
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:44,895
Who hasn't read
of mice and men?
372
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,096
That's crazy.
373
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,232
- I, I,
- it's a classic.
374
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,634
I know, that is why, that
is why I'm reading it.
375
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,636
Well you should
have read it by now.
376
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:53,938
It's not my fault
you're a slow reader.
377
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,641
You know she hasn't
read of mice and men?
378
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:57,641
I know.
379
00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:00,110
Look, I'm not a
slow reader, okay?
380
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,079
- I just haven't --
- in fact I'm saving you from
381
00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:04,649
the humiliation of having
to tell your friends and
382
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,818
family that you haven't
read a timeless masterpiece.
383
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,988
A timeless masterpiece
that you just ruined.
384
00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,529
Do you have time
for a coffee now?
385
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,266
You know I can't tell if
you're charming or if
386
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,069
you're just an asshole.
387
00:23:25,873 --> 00:23:27,840
Charming.
388
00:23:27,842 --> 00:23:31,711
Charming, I hope. I'm
sorry, you're right.
389
00:23:31,713 --> 00:23:32,979
That was rude.
390
00:23:32,981 --> 00:23:34,680
Because it is
a great book.
391
00:23:34,682 --> 00:23:36,716
I'm sorry, I'm
just, I just really
392
00:23:36,718 --> 00:23:38,284
want you to go out with me.
393
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:41,821
Okay so let me get this
straight, in return for,
394
00:23:41,824 --> 00:23:46,193
um, ruining this perfectly
good, brand new reading
395
00:23:46,195 --> 00:23:49,863
experience for me,
i should reward
396
00:23:49,865 --> 00:23:51,765
you by going out with you?
397
00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:54,268
Two things, it shouldn't
be brand new, we've
398
00:23:54,270 --> 00:23:57,271
established that, it's
been out for a long time,
399
00:23:57,273 --> 00:24:00,274
and I think it might be
more fun than reading
400
00:24:00,277 --> 00:24:01,876
alone in a library.
401
00:24:03,045 --> 00:24:05,713
And how would you know?
402
00:24:05,715 --> 00:24:07,148
Well because a books not
gonna have sex with you
403
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,584
and I want to, very badly.
404
00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:11,252
Oh my god.
405
00:24:12,855 --> 00:24:16,124
I know this sounds crazy
but I think I love you.
406
00:24:17,294 --> 00:24:19,261
I just think I'm in love
with you, and I know that
407
00:24:19,263 --> 00:24:21,730
sounds crazy, and i
know, I know, okay,
408
00:24:21,732 --> 00:24:22,831
what, are you gonna, what?
409
00:24:24,234 --> 00:24:26,001
What is... what?
410
00:24:27,304 --> 00:24:29,204
- I do.
- You don't even know me.
411
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,874
I know, and that's why i
want to share a cup of
412
00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:33,676
coffee with you because i
think it's weird, too, that I
413
00:24:33,678 --> 00:24:35,911
should love somebody that
i don't even really know.
414
00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:37,847
So I thought, we'll go get
coffee, I'll ask you where
415
00:24:37,849 --> 00:24:39,349
- you're from.
- Okay.
416
00:24:39,351 --> 00:24:40,584
Get to know each other,
417
00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:41,952
- and then, um,
- okay.
418
00:24:41,954 --> 00:24:43,153
You see where I'm
going with this?
419
00:24:43,155 --> 00:24:46,590
- Okay.
- Okay? Really?
420
00:24:46,592 --> 00:24:48,258
That worked?
421
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,160
You must have
a screw loose.
422
00:24:52,096 --> 00:24:54,364
- Kid, who are you?
- I'm Adam.
423
00:25:09,247 --> 00:25:11,882
- Hey man. I know, I know,
- ah! Jesus!
424
00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:14,952
It scared me too, I almost
forgot to give you my card.
425
00:25:14,955 --> 00:25:19,358
- Thank god you didn't forget.
- Uh, yeah. No, I didn't.
426
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,094
That's got my website on
there, okay, my Facebook,
427
00:25:22,096 --> 00:25:24,096
- linkedin's on there,
- I just need one.
428
00:25:24,098 --> 00:25:26,665
No you could use all of them,
and then there's email, too
429
00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,900
- that's right on there.
- Okay well I'll email you then.
430
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:28,900
Okay good if you
ever need to talk.
431
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:33,238
Yeah. I'll email you and i
look forward to emailing you.
432
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,141
Yeah but if you
ever need to talk.
433
00:25:35,143 --> 00:25:37,110
Yeah I'll, I got it.
434
00:25:38,112 --> 00:25:38,878
Yeah, man.
435
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,748
If you need to.
436
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,750
Okay.
437
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:47,253
- I'm still -- crazy!
- Greg... Hamilton.
438
00:25:49,189 --> 00:25:50,657
Hey!
439
00:25:50,659 --> 00:25:51,858
Email me.
440
00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:53,059
What?
441
00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:53,060
Email me.
442
00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:56,063
- I don't know what that means.
- Email me!
443
00:25:56,065 --> 00:25:58,032
Oh! Okay, oh yeah.
444
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:18,453
- Adam?
- Hey! You knew it was me.
445
00:26:18,455 --> 00:26:20,889
Yes it was in my phone.
446
00:26:20,891 --> 00:26:22,424
Oh right duh.
447
00:26:22,426 --> 00:26:25,894
- What are you, uh...?
- Uh, I am here.
448
00:26:25,896 --> 00:26:25,894
I'm here.
449
00:26:25,896 --> 00:26:30,732
What? Oh my god why didn't you tell me?
450
00:26:30,735 --> 00:26:33,135
Well, I am telling
you, you dum-dum.
451
00:26:33,137 --> 00:26:35,938
Well, listen, this is crazy but we're having this
452
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,139
dinner party tonight.
453
00:26:37,141 --> 00:26:37,139
Yeah.
454
00:26:37,141 --> 00:26:41,277
And, I don't know, maybe you want to come?
455
00:28:27,925 --> 00:28:33,295
No but seriously, you two.
You two, if there are two
456
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,964
people in the whole world
that should actually be
457
00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:41,102
getting married, they're
right here, it's you two.
458
00:28:41,104 --> 00:28:44,406
I actually remember
when you guys met.
459
00:28:44,409 --> 00:28:47,009
Aaron said, 'David, this
is the first girl I can
460
00:28:47,011 --> 00:28:51,447
actually see myself
marrying.' And I was, I
461
00:28:51,449 --> 00:28:52,849
actually tried to
talk you out of it
462
00:28:52,851 --> 00:28:55,585
so I could ask
Allison out. I did!
463
00:28:55,587 --> 00:28:55,585
Because she's,
look at her!
464
00:28:55,587 --> 00:29:00,423
Who wouldn't want to marry
her instantly! You would be
465
00:29:00,425 --> 00:29:02,458
- crazy not to marry her!
- - Down boy.
466
00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:06,095
If it doesn't work out,
I'm waiting in the wings.
467
00:29:06,098 --> 00:29:08,165
Text me, call me.
468
00:29:09,901 --> 00:29:09,900
Whatever you need to do.
469
00:29:09,902 --> 00:29:15,505
No but seriously, you guys
are actually fashioned for
470
00:29:15,507 --> 00:29:20,544
each other, you were made
for one another. And I do
471
00:29:20,546 --> 00:29:25,048
not know a more
intelligent, graceful
472
00:29:25,051 --> 00:29:28,353
couple than you guys.
473
00:29:28,355 --> 00:29:32,156
And they say that marriage
is hard work, right, that's
474
00:29:32,158 --> 00:29:33,992
the thing, marriage is
hard work, but I'm not
475
00:29:33,994 --> 00:29:35,894
really worried about
you guys, because
476
00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:37,996
- you guys make sense.
- Thanks, Dave.
477
00:29:37,998 --> 00:29:41,366
And that's a beautiful thing,
so let's drink to them!
478
00:29:41,369 --> 00:29:48,140
Cheers to you guys I love
you, I love you, you, you,
479
00:29:48,142 --> 00:29:49,441
and you're fine too.
480
00:29:49,443 --> 00:29:51,543
Let's get really
drunk and be happy.
481
00:29:51,545 --> 00:29:52,444
Mazel tov.
482
00:29:52,446 --> 00:29:52,444
Can I kiss you?
483
00:29:52,446 --> 00:29:56,148
I've been wanting to
kiss her all night.
484
00:30:09,997 --> 00:30:11,064
Are you friends
with Aaron?
485
00:30:11,066 --> 00:30:12,332
Allison actually.
486
00:30:12,334 --> 00:30:14,234
Oh, how do you guys
know each other?
487
00:30:14,236 --> 00:30:16,136
Adam and Allison
used to go out.
488
00:30:17,338 --> 00:30:18,605
Oh really?
489
00:30:18,607 --> 00:30:19,572
Yeah.
490
00:30:19,575 --> 00:30:21,042
When was that?
491
00:30:21,044 --> 00:30:23,577
Literally, right
before Aaron.
492
00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:26,280
Oh.
493
00:30:42,665 --> 00:30:45,701
- You're Adam, huh?
- Yeah.
494
00:30:45,703 --> 00:30:47,002
I'm Lee, nice to meet you.
495
00:30:47,004 --> 00:30:47,002
Nice to meet you.
496
00:30:47,004 --> 00:30:49,137
- Nice to meet you.
- Cheers.
497
00:30:50,441 --> 00:30:52,274
I'm sorry.
498
00:30:52,276 --> 00:30:54,443
Did she ask you to
come to this dinner?
499
00:30:54,445 --> 00:30:57,012
- She, she did.
- Mister really good friend?
500
00:30:57,015 --> 00:31:00,016
- Yeah...
- You're that guy.
501
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:03,653
I'm sorry man I'm just
kidding with you, I'm kidding.
502
00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,621
- Cheers, man.
- Cheers.
503
00:31:05,623 --> 00:31:08,157
To the strength of the
human spirit. To endure.
504
00:31:09,527 --> 00:31:10,393
Thanks.
505
00:31:10,395 --> 00:31:11,661
Yeah.
506
00:31:11,663 --> 00:31:13,329
Hey buck up buddy.
507
00:31:13,331 --> 00:31:16,165
Who knows, you might
even catch the bouquet!
508
00:31:19,604 --> 00:31:22,506
Did you hear what I said
to second place over here?
509
00:31:37,456 --> 00:31:39,090
Hey, dummy.
510
00:31:39,092 --> 00:31:40,258
Hey!
511
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:42,060
What are you
doing up here?
512
00:31:42,062 --> 00:31:43,228
Just hanging out.
513
00:31:44,764 --> 00:31:46,731
Come sit with me! Come here.
514
00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:50,135
You always find those
little hideouts,
515
00:31:50,137 --> 00:31:51,603
you're such a weirdo.
516
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:51,603
You're a weirdo,
you dum dum.
517
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:54,606
- How was your - ?
- How was the - oh sorry.
518
00:31:54,609 --> 00:31:57,143
- You go.
- You go. No, you go.
519
00:31:57,145 --> 00:31:58,310
- Um...
- Go ahead.
520
00:31:58,312 --> 00:32:00,046
No, nah, nah i
just had nothing
521
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,714
- really interesting to say.
- Neither did I.
522
00:32:01,716 --> 00:32:02,715
Alright.
523
00:32:04,419 --> 00:32:05,818
So.
524
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:09,221
How, um, I like, like,
your hair. It's different.
525
00:32:09,223 --> 00:32:11,490
Oh yeah thank you! Yeah.
526
00:32:11,492 --> 00:32:12,258
Good different?
527
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,126
Great different.
528
00:32:15,163 --> 00:32:16,296
You look, um...
529
00:32:17,198 --> 00:32:18,498
- The same.
- The same!
530
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,467
- Yeah.
- Yeah, kinda. Yeah.
531
00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:21,268
Good same?
532
00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:22,436
Great same.
533
00:32:29,343 --> 00:32:32,612
Ah, so this is, uh,
pretty crazy, huh?
534
00:32:32,615 --> 00:32:37,118
It really is, I mean
it is really crazy.
535
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,719
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's very overwhelming.
536
00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:39,821
There are so many
537
00:32:39,823 --> 00:32:41,756
- decisions to make.
- I bet, I bet.
538
00:32:41,758 --> 00:32:44,325
I mean it's also so sudden.
539
00:32:44,327 --> 00:32:50,264
Right, yeah, it's just, i
don't know, it just happened.
540
00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:55,103
Yeah, that's how
these things go.
541
00:33:01,344 --> 00:33:03,479
- Do you remember when, um --
- Allison!
542
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:04,413
Oh, hey.
543
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:06,181
It's your party come play.
544
00:33:06,183 --> 00:33:06,181
Yeah!
545
00:33:06,183 --> 00:33:09,284
- I'm gonna, sorry, I'm gonna,
- yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.
546
00:33:09,286 --> 00:33:10,219
I'll see you later though, yeah?
547
00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:11,820
- Yes, okay.
- Okay.
548
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,590
- You come on down, too!
- Ah, yeah!
549
00:33:18,362 --> 00:33:19,429
Watch your head coming down.
550
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,764
Oh yeah, what is -- yeah.
551
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:23,867
Interesting space up here.
552
00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:27,437
It's where we have a
lot of sex. Strictly.
553
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,906
- You're, you're the worst.
- Just kidding, just kidding.
554
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,888
Hey buddy!
555
00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:45,656
Hey, Aaron, how you doing?
556
00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:48,392
I'm good, I'm good.
Well, you know, nervous.
557
00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:50,194
Yeah, psh, big
day coming up.
558
00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,496
You're telling me.
559
00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:53,331
What, you uh, you want to
stand up there for me?
560
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:53,331
Sure!
561
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:57,435
I mean, not really. No.
562
00:33:57,437 --> 00:33:58,803
Hey, really good
to see you though.
563
00:33:58,805 --> 00:33:58,803
Mm-hmm.
564
00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:03,275
Allison was so glad you
could make it, you know.
565
00:34:03,277 --> 00:34:04,442
You mean a lot to her.
566
00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:05,744
- Aw.
- You really do.
567
00:34:05,746 --> 00:34:07,512
She means a lot to me.
568
00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:09,181
You know what on a
personal note, I think
569
00:34:09,184 --> 00:34:11,751
it's so cool that you
came, given your history
570
00:34:11,753 --> 00:34:14,387
and stuff? It's like,
it's really big of you.
571
00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:15,955
So thank you.
572
00:34:15,957 --> 00:34:19,659
Well thanks Aaron.
That's big of you to say.
573
00:34:19,661 --> 00:34:22,295
No I mean it's big of you.
574
00:34:22,297 --> 00:34:25,264
Well it's big of you too.
575
00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:27,801
I guess we're both big.
576
00:34:29,705 --> 00:34:31,705
I like that we're
both big. Heyoo!
577
00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:36,677
No no no, I have actually
a very small penis.
578
00:34:37,779 --> 00:34:38,745
- Really?
- No no no.
579
00:34:38,747 --> 00:34:39,580
Oh.
580
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:40,414
So you don't.
581
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:43,283
No. No, I'm very
secure in that area.
582
00:34:45,386 --> 00:34:47,287
- Good.
- Yeah.
583
00:34:47,290 --> 00:34:49,824
So, I'm just glad
everyone's, you know,
584
00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:50,959
where they're
supposed to be.
585
00:34:50,961 --> 00:34:53,261
Totally. Totally.
586
00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:55,296
Well hey! Good to see you.
587
00:34:55,298 --> 00:34:58,266
Well, thanks for
inviting me, Aaron,
588
00:34:58,268 --> 00:34:59,767
that was really
big of you, again.
589
00:34:59,769 --> 00:35:01,736
- You're amazing. Alright.
- You're amazing.
590
00:35:01,738 --> 00:35:02,870
Thanks, big guy.
591
00:35:05,575 --> 00:35:07,309
Hey you know, we
should hang some time.
592
00:35:07,311 --> 00:35:08,611
Yeah, cool!
593
00:35:08,613 --> 00:35:09,979
Do you play tennis?
594
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:12,448
Do I play tennis?
595
00:35:12,450 --> 00:35:13,882
What you like the game?
596
00:35:13,884 --> 00:35:15,618
Ah, love the game.
597
00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,453
Alright, well we'll go a
few rounds, will be fun.
598
00:35:17,455 --> 00:35:18,621
Cool, yeah.
599
00:35:18,623 --> 00:35:20,022
- Noice.
- Very noice.
600
00:35:21,424 --> 00:35:21,924
Alright.
601
00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:24,526
Cool.
602
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,446
Sorry.
603
00:35:48,755 --> 00:35:49,587
Sorry.
604
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,037
Where you from?
605
00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:07,539
Um, originally from Vermont.
606
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:10,409
Vermont?? Cool!
607
00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:12,944
Great skiing there, right?
608
00:36:12,946 --> 00:36:13,745
Yeah.
609
00:36:14,747 --> 00:36:14,746
Yeah.
610
00:36:14,748 --> 00:36:17,516
Oh my god, David!
Hi, how are you?
611
00:36:17,518 --> 00:36:18,917
- I miss you!
- Oh my god that
612
00:36:18,919 --> 00:36:20,652
- speech was so good.
- Thank you.
613
00:36:20,654 --> 00:36:20,652
It was really good.
614
00:36:20,654 --> 00:36:23,488
- I lost my, sorry,
- they were so happy!
615
00:36:23,491 --> 00:36:26,092
- I lost my keys.
- Your keys? Ooh.
616
00:36:26,094 --> 00:36:28,528
- Can you find them for me?
- Well I'm waiting on an
617
00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:30,730
- uber, just come with me.
- Can I go home with you?
618
00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:30,730
Where do you live? I --
619
00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:33,666
- thank you so --
- gonna have some girls over.
620
00:36:33,668 --> 00:36:35,501
I think we should hang out more.
621
00:36:35,503 --> 00:36:37,603
You gotta, actually,
David you're sitting on my --
622
00:36:37,605 --> 00:36:39,839
I haven't liked
anyone in like, forever!
623
00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,808
Gwen, David, it was...
624
00:36:41,811 --> 00:36:44,378
- Do you feel this too, though?
- Yes, I love that.
625
00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:45,579
Have you thought about
walking down the aisle?
626
00:36:45,581 --> 00:36:45,579
I'm gonna just...
627
00:36:45,581 --> 00:36:48,415
Oh how would we do that?
I was thinking like,
628
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:49,516
I'm actually
gonna head out, David.
629
00:36:49,518 --> 00:36:51,952
Or we could hold hands.
630
00:36:51,954 --> 00:36:53,587
David, I'm gonna go
ahead and head out, so...
631
00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:55,923
- Hand in hand! That's it, done!
- I love holding hands.
632
00:36:55,925 --> 00:36:57,591
I miss you, why don't
we hang out more?
633
00:36:57,593 --> 00:36:59,993
Well come over tonight,
girls' night, it'll be fun.
634
00:37:02,532 --> 00:37:03,965
- You okay man?
- I just popped outta there.
635
00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:06,601
So we were, we were
just talking about --
636
00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:06,601
sorry.
637
00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:10,004
- You just snapped that chair.
- Jesus it's just
638
00:37:10,006 --> 00:37:12,006
- a dinner party, god.
- Oh my god it's like
639
00:37:12,008 --> 00:37:15,643
- a peace pipe.
- I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
640
00:37:15,645 --> 00:37:17,078
- That's a good bit.
- That's for you, dude,
641
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,913
- that's for the road.
- Take that one.
642
00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:20,883
- You can have it.
- I really enjoyed your speech.
643
00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:44,708
Whaaaat?
644
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:47,043
What are you doing here?
645
00:37:47,045 --> 00:37:49,579
- Hi, mom.
- Oh my god!
646
00:37:49,981 --> 00:37:52,582
Hi, uh, what
are you wearing?
647
00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:53,650
I was jogging!
648
00:37:53,652 --> 00:37:57,554
Uh, since when
are you jogging?
649
00:37:57,557 --> 00:37:58,856
What do you mean?
I'm exercising.
650
00:37:58,858 --> 00:38:01,559
I've never seen
you exercise.
651
00:38:01,561 --> 00:38:02,860
I'm getting in shape!
652
00:38:02,862 --> 00:38:04,762
What's on your head?
653
00:38:04,764 --> 00:38:07,765
- Just a jogging thing.
- What?
654
00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,167
It's a running, you
know, sweatband.
655
00:38:09,169 --> 00:38:10,535
You okay?
656
00:38:10,903 --> 00:38:10,902
How long you
gonna be home?
657
00:38:10,904 --> 00:38:16,808
I don't know, not long,
just a quickie. I'm alright.
658
00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,043
Are you gonna stay here?
659
00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:19,845
Uh, I can't.
660
00:38:19,847 --> 00:38:21,747
Well where you gonna stay?
661
00:38:21,749 --> 00:38:23,949
Work put me up at
this hotel nearby.
662
00:38:23,951 --> 00:38:26,552
Really? Mister big shot!
663
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:29,054
- Its not the four seasons!
- Sounds good!
664
00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,823
So how's it going,
anything interesting?
665
00:38:30,825 --> 00:38:33,525
Yeah, nah, just the usual, you
666
00:38:33,527 --> 00:38:35,194
know. Birds humpin'
in the woods.
667
00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:37,230
- Wow.
- Yeah.
668
00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:38,865
Sounds provocative.
669
00:38:40,501 --> 00:38:41,501
So.
670
00:38:41,503 --> 00:38:45,472
You gonna call Allison
while you're here or am I
671
00:38:45,474 --> 00:38:46,639
not allowed to ask?
672
00:38:46,641 --> 00:38:49,809
I don't know, I haven't
really thought about it.
673
00:38:49,811 --> 00:38:49,809
Maybe.
674
00:38:49,811 --> 00:38:52,479
I think you should. I
still have that picture
675
00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:53,947
you took when you
went down to carmel.
676
00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:55,149
Look, right there.
677
00:38:56,117 --> 00:38:58,185
Mom are you insane?
678
00:38:58,187 --> 00:39:01,255
It's been almost two
years you can't do that.
679
00:39:01,257 --> 00:39:04,158
- This is crazy, this is nuts
- I like the pic --
680
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,927
- that you still have this.
- That is very immature.
681
00:39:06,929 --> 00:39:08,696
What are you doing?
682
00:39:08,698 --> 00:39:09,997
It's a picture of us!
683
00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,866
It's so weird that
you have that.
684
00:39:11,868 --> 00:39:13,767
What are you throwing
that away for?
685
00:39:16,072 --> 00:39:18,573
You are so dramatic.
686
00:39:18,575 --> 00:39:20,909
You are so dramatic.
687
00:39:20,911 --> 00:39:23,578
Just call her, if you're
here, you have the time,
688
00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:24,913
no big deal.
689
00:39:28,084 --> 00:39:29,651
Alright maybe.
690
00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:34,757
Are you happy?
691
00:39:45,669 --> 00:39:46,636
Good to see you.
692
00:39:46,638 --> 00:39:48,170
Good to see you.
693
00:41:48,232 --> 00:41:49,232
Whoa!
694
00:41:51,769 --> 00:41:53,069
Aw shit!
695
00:41:55,906 --> 00:41:57,273
Okay, that's alright. Hey,
keep your elbow up and
696
00:41:57,275 --> 00:41:59,742
- follow through, you know?
- Yeah I know!
697
00:41:59,744 --> 00:42:00,810
Yeah.
698
00:42:01,111 --> 00:42:03,179
There you go, yeah
just like that!
699
00:42:06,384 --> 00:42:07,151
You good?
700
00:42:08,787 --> 00:42:10,154
Yeah, feel good!
701
00:42:10,156 --> 00:42:11,789
Hey I'm glad we're
doing this, man.
702
00:42:11,791 --> 00:42:13,357
- Me too.
- It's cool.
703
00:42:13,359 --> 00:42:15,025
- My serve.
- - Yeah.
704
00:42:29,909 --> 00:42:29,908
I thought you
said you played?
705
00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:35,814
- Yeah it's been a while!
- You know, I almost went pro.
706
00:42:35,816 --> 00:42:37,115
Oh I didn't know that.
707
00:42:37,117 --> 00:42:39,784
Blew my knee
out in college.
708
00:42:39,786 --> 00:42:41,720
- Bummer.
- Yeah.
709
00:42:41,722 --> 00:42:43,154
That would have been
a different life.
710
00:42:43,157 --> 00:42:47,827
Really. I mean, travel
the world, fame, glory.
711
00:42:49,062 --> 00:42:52,031
No but things work out the way
they're supposed to, right?
712
00:42:56,770 --> 00:42:58,404
Whose serve?
713
00:42:58,406 --> 00:42:59,739
You take it!
714
00:43:10,485 --> 00:43:12,085
Shit!
715
00:43:12,087 --> 00:43:13,520
Good round, bud!
716
00:43:13,522 --> 00:43:14,888
Thanks!
717
00:43:15,990 --> 00:43:18,191
Man you set me up
for that spike!
718
00:43:18,193 --> 00:43:22,362
I know, that's uh, how so?
719
00:43:22,365 --> 00:43:24,932
Well you know when you
lobbed it up and I just,
720
00:43:24,934 --> 00:43:27,268
- spiked it like that.
- Oh yeah. Oh spike, yeah yeah.
721
00:43:28,103 --> 00:43:28,102
That was a nice hit.
722
00:43:28,104 --> 00:43:32,807
I feel bad man, we could have
grabbed a beer or something.
723
00:43:32,809 --> 00:43:35,109
Oh no, this is, this is great.
724
00:43:35,111 --> 00:43:36,978
Oh good. Yeah, okay.
725
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:38,412
- Yeah this is great.
- Good.
726
00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:42,518
Al said you're into
documentaries?
727
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:43,986
Al?
728
00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:43,986
Allison.
729
00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:50,192
Oh yeah, um, yeah, no
I'm mostly editing now,
730
00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:51,860
somebody else's stuff.
731
00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:54,029
So like what kind
of stuff? Political?
732
00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:57,833
No like, uh, bird stuff mostly.
733
00:43:58,234 --> 00:44:00,035
- That's kinda cool.
- Yeah I kinda want to get
734
00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:02,205
my own thing going soon.
735
00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:03,473
So what's that
gonna be about?
736
00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:05,508
Birds, you're into
birds? You like birds?
737
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:12,081
No like, something like
pollution, climate,
738
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:15,018
I don't know, something
like the environment.
739
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,820
That's great! That's great,
740
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,454
can't wait to see that.
That's really cool.
741
00:44:18,457 --> 00:44:20,891
- Okay my serve.
- Yeah.
742
00:44:24,296 --> 00:44:26,564
Okay now remember elbow
up and try to stay on the
743
00:44:26,566 --> 00:44:27,932
balls of your feet.
744
00:44:27,934 --> 00:44:29,233
Elbows up, balls.
745
00:44:29,235 --> 00:44:31,035
- Yeah.
- Okay.
746
00:44:31,037 --> 00:44:32,937
Just go side to side, let's
get loose a little bit.
747
00:44:32,939 --> 00:44:36,006
Your shoulders, bring
it forward, bring
748
00:44:36,008 --> 00:44:37,541
your toes forward,
bring it back.
749
00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:39,177
There you
go! Keep going!
750
00:44:40,379 --> 00:44:40,378
Are you sure?
751
00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:42,848
No man you look like
a fucking idiot!
752
00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,115
- C'mon!
- I know!
753
00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,053
- Okay here we go bud you ready?
- - Yup!
754
00:44:50,623 --> 00:44:52,591
There you go!
755
00:44:52,593 --> 00:44:55,093
There you go, bud.
Nice and easy, buddy.
756
00:44:55,095 --> 00:44:56,428
There, nice!
757
00:44:58,632 --> 00:44:59,532
Spike!
758
00:45:07,174 --> 00:45:08,507
Wow, almost got me there!
759
00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:10,877
Almost!
760
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,013
My serve.
761
00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:15,381
You sure?
762
00:45:15,884 --> 00:45:17,017
Oh yeah.
763
00:45:17,019 --> 00:45:17,918
Yeah.
764
00:45:34,670 --> 00:45:38,239
Fucking fuck!
765
00:45:46,181 --> 00:45:47,649
Slipped!
766
00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:49,450
Sweaty.
767
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,620
Sorry!
768
00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:56,959
Good game!
769
00:46:00,031 --> 00:46:01,130
Mister shalman!
770
00:46:01,132 --> 00:46:01,130
Are you enjoying
your stay with us?
771
00:46:01,132 --> 00:46:04,667
Oh yeah, I'm having the
time of my life. Thanks.
772
00:46:04,669 --> 00:46:06,402
Wonderful! The elevators
are to your right.
773
00:46:06,404 --> 00:46:07,937
Oh they haven't moved?
774
00:46:09,306 --> 00:46:12,007
No they haven't moved,
fucking asshole.
775
00:46:41,106 --> 00:46:42,673
Oh my god...
776
00:46:45,978 --> 00:46:46,978
Hey!
777
00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:48,346
How are you buddy?
778
00:46:48,348 --> 00:46:49,647
How's it going?
779
00:46:49,649 --> 00:46:51,649
Come on give me the
details did you see her?
780
00:46:53,086 --> 00:46:54,486
Yeah.
781
00:46:54,488 --> 00:46:55,387
And?
782
00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:59,424
It was, it was nice.
783
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:03,528
Is the wedding off?
784
00:47:04,764 --> 00:47:07,733
Wonder if I punch the
computer screen, I wonder
785
00:47:07,735 --> 00:47:11,169
if you would feel it. Do
they have that technology?
786
00:47:11,172 --> 00:47:13,339
- You could try.
- What do you want?
787
00:47:13,341 --> 00:47:14,374
You need a date.
788
00:47:14,376 --> 00:47:16,309
What? No, I don't,
the last thing I
789
00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:17,777
want to do is
go on another date.
790
00:47:17,779 --> 00:47:20,546
No no, to the
wedding, to the wedding.
791
00:47:20,548 --> 00:47:24,150
You can't show up stag, it's
suicide. You'll be annihilated.
792
00:47:24,152 --> 00:47:25,518
- Really?
- Mmm.
793
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,520
Well what do you want me
to do? I can't just --
794
00:47:27,522 --> 00:47:28,554
I got you!
795
00:47:28,557 --> 00:47:29,556
I got you!
796
00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:31,291
Who?
797
00:47:31,293 --> 00:47:32,126
My cousin!
798
00:47:32,128 --> 00:47:33,427
Tallulah!
799
00:47:33,429 --> 00:47:34,695
Tallulah?
800
00:47:34,697 --> 00:47:36,196
Tallulah!
801
00:47:36,198 --> 00:47:38,098
What is she, like
a little fairy?
802
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:40,334
She's a real girl
named tallulah!
803
00:47:40,336 --> 00:47:42,202
She's your cousin?
804
00:47:42,204 --> 00:47:44,138
Yeah, second
cousin but yeah.
805
00:47:44,739 --> 00:47:46,774
Does she look like you?
806
00:47:49,245 --> 00:47:50,779
You mean is she Asian,
807
00:47:50,781 --> 00:47:52,480
- are you asking?
- No, man, no!
808
00:47:52,482 --> 00:47:54,582
She's white, are you
happy, Mel Gibson?
809
00:47:54,584 --> 00:47:55,784
- She's white!
- Stop --
810
00:47:55,786 --> 00:47:55,784
stop it that's
not what I meant!
811
00:47:55,786 --> 00:47:59,587
All you do is love Asian girls,
that's what this is about.
812
00:47:59,589 --> 00:48:02,524
- What?
- Yeah you do.
813
00:48:02,526 --> 00:48:03,825
She's not me with boobs.
814
00:48:03,827 --> 00:48:05,627
She's a date to the
wedding so you have
815
00:48:05,629 --> 00:48:07,695
something standing between
you and massive amounts of
816
00:48:07,698 --> 00:48:09,331
shame and self-degradation!
817
00:48:11,068 --> 00:48:11,067
You just need a plus one.
818
00:48:11,069 --> 00:48:13,836
Who knows, you
might even like her.
819
00:48:14,571 --> 00:48:17,073
Alright, well, maybe. Thank you.
820
00:48:17,674 --> 00:48:20,142
Uh, listen I'm gonna go
take a shower but, um --
821
00:48:20,144 --> 00:48:21,477
oh ho ho ho!
822
00:48:21,678 --> 00:48:22,678
What?
823
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,148
What are, what
are you wearing?
824
00:48:26,151 --> 00:48:27,818
What do you mean, it's
just tennis shorts?
825
00:48:29,387 --> 00:48:31,721
You look like you stole
a little boys underwear.
826
00:48:31,723 --> 00:48:33,223
I was playing tennis!
827
00:48:33,225 --> 00:48:34,324
You don't play tennis!
828
00:48:34,326 --> 00:48:36,560
Yes I do, I do sometimes.
829
00:48:36,562 --> 00:48:37,794
With who?
830
00:48:42,433 --> 00:48:44,201
- Aaron.
- Aaron? What?
831
00:48:44,203 --> 00:48:46,636
- Aaron, okay? Yeah.
- What are you doing?
832
00:48:46,639 --> 00:48:47,839
Hey listen, listen!
833
00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:50,141
You're fraternizing
with the enemy!
834
00:48:50,143 --> 00:48:52,210
The enemy? Give me a break.
835
00:48:52,212 --> 00:48:54,745
Grow up, mark, come on!
836
00:48:54,747 --> 00:48:55,713
He's cool!
837
00:48:55,715 --> 00:48:57,515
He's actually a
really cool guy.
838
00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,217
I had fun today.
839
00:48:59,219 --> 00:49:00,718
You would like him
a lot, I think.
840
00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:01,219
I would?
841
00:49:01,221 --> 00:49:04,288
I feel like the three
of us should hang out.
842
00:49:06,893 --> 00:49:08,327
Why are you looking
at me like that?
843
00:49:08,329 --> 00:49:09,661
Why are you doing this?
844
00:49:09,663 --> 00:49:12,731
Listen, listen! Life
moves on, mark, and
845
00:49:12,733 --> 00:49:14,566
some of us are moving with it!
846
00:49:14,568 --> 00:49:16,768
Some of us can
see your balls!
847
00:49:17,637 --> 00:49:19,571
- Good bye.
- Like a wonton sized --
848
00:49:19,573 --> 00:49:20,739
bye bye!
849
00:49:45,367 --> 00:49:46,634
T-tallulah?
850
00:49:46,636 --> 00:49:47,601
- Tallulah?
851
00:49:47,603 --> 00:49:49,670
- Hi!
- Hi, hi, Adam.
852
00:49:50,772 --> 00:49:51,605
Great.
853
00:49:51,607 --> 00:49:52,740
Nice to meet you!
854
00:49:54,309 --> 00:49:56,410
So how you doing?
855
00:49:57,646 --> 00:49:58,812
Good.
856
00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:01,448
- Sorry?
- Good.
857
00:50:01,817 --> 00:50:02,918
You sure?
858
00:50:04,787 --> 00:50:06,221
Yeah.
859
00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:09,324
Are you okay?
860
00:50:11,194 --> 00:50:12,527
Nervous.
861
00:50:12,529 --> 00:50:14,896
Don't worry about
it, I'm nervous too.
862
00:50:14,898 --> 00:50:18,200
So you're uh, you're
mark's cousin?
863
00:50:18,202 --> 00:50:18,900
Yeah.
864
00:50:18,902 --> 00:50:20,335
I'm so sorry.
865
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:23,639
What happened?
866
00:50:23,641 --> 00:50:28,711
No no no, I was kidding
i was, mark's my friend.
867
00:50:29,746 --> 00:50:31,847
It's a joke.
868
00:50:31,849 --> 00:50:35,585
I don't know
if it is a joke
869
00:50:35,587 --> 00:50:37,453
if it's not funny.
870
00:50:38,288 --> 00:50:41,390
Um, so you hungry?
871
00:50:41,393 --> 00:50:42,426
Not anymore.
872
00:50:44,329 --> 00:50:45,862
Did you have a chance
to look at the menu?
873
00:50:45,864 --> 00:50:54,304
Yeah, um, I read it about
five times by myself but I
874
00:50:54,306 --> 00:50:57,374
don't know where to look
so I just pretended that I
875
00:50:57,376 --> 00:51:01,378
was reading and then i
really was reading the
876
00:51:01,381 --> 00:51:03,848
menu over and over.
877
00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:06,985
What do you,
what do you do?
878
00:51:06,987 --> 00:51:08,353
I make dolls.
879
00:51:10,356 --> 00:51:11,489
You make dolls?
880
00:51:11,491 --> 00:51:14,425
- And uh, doll houses.
- Huh.
881
00:51:14,427 --> 00:51:17,428
And little, little
doll furniture to
882
00:51:17,431 --> 00:51:20,266
go into the doll
houses. It's so tiny --
883
00:51:20,268 --> 00:51:22,635
and that leads to
doll upholstery and
884
00:51:22,637 --> 00:51:24,436
doll clothes and next thing I
885
00:51:24,438 --> 00:51:28,007
know I'm making the
tiniest little doll bow
886
00:51:28,009 --> 00:51:31,543
tie and I think it might
be affecting my vision,
887
00:51:31,545 --> 00:51:33,879
I've been having a lot
of problems seeing.
888
00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:36,282
Oh my god, that's terrible.
889
00:51:36,285 --> 00:51:39,686
So you should maybe
stop doing that, right?
890
00:51:40,888 --> 00:51:44,357
- Never.
- Wow.
891
00:51:44,359 --> 00:51:45,792
That's persistent.
892
00:51:45,794 --> 00:51:48,461
The dolls will leave me.
893
00:51:48,463 --> 00:51:49,763
What do you do?
894
00:51:51,465 --> 00:51:54,934
Uh, I'm, I'm a
documentary film maker.
895
00:51:54,936 --> 00:51:56,536
Can I see one
of your films?
896
00:51:56,539 --> 00:52:01,008
Well no not yet but
hopefully soon.
897
00:52:02,844 --> 00:52:03,911
That's cool.
898
00:52:03,913 --> 00:52:04,812
Yeah?
899
00:52:06,014 --> 00:52:08,349
Yeah it is, thanks,
it's pretty cool.
900
00:52:08,351 --> 00:52:10,518
Well I can't wait to see it.
901
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,420
- Thanks, really?
- Yeah.
902
00:52:12,422 --> 00:52:14,522
Yeah, alright. Well
you'll be the first.
903
00:52:14,525 --> 00:52:17,392
- I'll watch anything.
- Oh.
904
00:52:17,394 --> 00:52:19,828
Um. What are you gonna order?
905
00:52:37,115 --> 00:52:38,915
Okay, okay.
906
00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:41,684
What if I went up to that
guy, see that guy eating, uh,
907
00:52:41,686 --> 00:52:43,453
it looks like tortilla soup?
908
00:52:43,455 --> 00:52:45,588
Delicious. I
actually like staring at him.
909
00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:45,588
Yeah, hey, head in the game.
910
00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:48,858
- And I, and I go up to him
- yes, and he --
911
00:52:48,860 --> 00:52:51,394
and I say 'exthcuse me
912
00:52:51,396 --> 00:52:56,466
thir, exthcuse me thir,
that tortilla thoup is
913
00:52:56,469 --> 00:52:58,902
gonna make you
tortilla poop!'
914
00:53:00,405 --> 00:53:02,639
and I just walked away.
915
00:53:02,641 --> 00:53:05,109
That's not offensive
it's just odd.
916
00:53:05,111 --> 00:53:06,810
It's a little offensive.
917
00:53:06,812 --> 00:53:08,645
Alright what you got?
918
00:53:10,049 --> 00:53:11,582
Okay.
919
00:53:11,584 --> 00:53:13,650
- The couple next to us?
- Yes.
920
00:53:16,522 --> 00:53:17,722
What if I took
off my panties?
921
00:53:17,724 --> 00:53:19,124
Oh I like it already.
922
00:53:20,659 --> 00:53:24,062
And I slipped them
into his coat pocket?
923
00:53:24,064 --> 00:53:28,099
And when they get home
tonight she finds the
924
00:53:28,101 --> 00:53:32,637
underpants and they get
in this huge fight about
925
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:35,741
whether or not he's
cheating on her and the
926
00:53:35,743 --> 00:53:40,713
more he denies it the more
she thinks he's a liar so
927
00:53:40,715 --> 00:53:45,951
they break up and all their
friends side with her and
928
00:53:45,953 --> 00:53:49,155
he's left wondering 'how
the fuck, how the fuck did
929
00:53:49,157 --> 00:53:52,725
these underpants get
in my coat pocket?'
930
00:53:52,728 --> 00:53:56,463
and he still insists years
later when he calls her,
931
00:53:56,465 --> 00:53:58,832
'they weren't mine I don't
know where they came from,'
932
00:53:58,834 --> 00:54:03,837
and he slowly goes insane
and he becomes an alcoholic?
933
00:54:03,839 --> 00:54:07,073
And all of his friends and
family just completely
934
00:54:07,075 --> 00:54:12,546
desert him and
he dies alone.
935
00:54:12,549 --> 00:54:14,115
Of aids.
936
00:54:15,717 --> 00:54:20,521
That has gone way too far.
937
00:54:20,523 --> 00:54:24,525
You have veered into a
level of depravity that is
938
00:54:24,527 --> 00:54:27,562
upsetting to
say the least.
939
00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:30,131
I feel like I don't know
you, I don't want to play
940
00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:32,134
- this game anymore.
- These are one of the things
941
00:54:32,136 --> 00:54:33,535
that I'm very good at.
942
00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:37,239
That was incredible you
just broke the game.
943
00:54:37,241 --> 00:54:39,208
- You win? I guess.
- I win.
944
00:54:39,210 --> 00:54:41,243
You my friend
are the winner.
945
00:54:41,245 --> 00:54:42,744
Whoo!
946
00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:45,047
Wow! Congratulations,
you're officially
947
00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:46,181
the worse person I know.
948
00:54:46,183 --> 00:54:49,151
Aw, that's sweet, thank you.
949
00:54:49,154 --> 00:54:50,920
Let's get you some
ice cream, kiddo.
950
00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:52,255
Don't mess with me.
951
00:54:52,257 --> 00:54:55,859
Oh I won't, I won't, because
then you'll come up with some
952
00:54:55,861 --> 00:54:58,528
perverted scheme to ruin
my life and then I won't
953
00:54:58,530 --> 00:55:00,964
even know it for years to come.
954
00:55:00,966 --> 00:55:02,765
You won't even
see it coming.
955
00:55:05,269 --> 00:55:07,971
- It's...
- It's very good, I feel...
956
00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:12,877
I feel terrified, and impressed.
It's a mix of emotions.
957
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,934
Hi.
958
00:55:35,936 --> 00:55:38,136
Oh sorry, uh.
959
00:55:38,138 --> 00:55:39,905
What are you thinking?
960
00:55:41,607 --> 00:55:43,542
Oh nothing sorry.
961
00:55:43,976 --> 00:55:45,176
Are you on drugs?
962
00:55:46,547 --> 00:55:48,881
No, no.
963
00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,816
Do you wanna be?
964
00:55:52,886 --> 00:55:54,253
No.
965
00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:59,659
I happen to have a bunch
of Adderall in my purse.
966
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,896
Did you say you have a
whole bag of Adderall?
967
00:56:03,899 --> 00:56:05,265
Yeah.
968
00:56:05,267 --> 00:56:08,068
What, why?
969
00:56:09,971 --> 00:56:14,741
I mean, I'm an
artist, so...
970
00:56:14,743 --> 00:56:17,878
- That makes sense.
- Yeah, long nights.
971
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,948
Would you like to be my date
to my ex girlfriends wedding?
972
00:56:20,950 --> 00:56:24,318
- Okay.
- Yeah? Great.
973
00:56:32,061 --> 00:56:34,662
For the north American jumping spider, mating can
974
00:56:34,664 --> 00:56:36,764
be a dangerous game.
975
00:56:36,766 --> 00:56:41,035
In this delicate moment, the male must woo the
976
00:56:41,037 --> 00:56:45,306
female spider or she will kill him and eat him.
977
00:56:45,309 --> 00:56:49,311
If the male fails to woo the female, she will stab
978
00:56:49,313 --> 00:56:55,017
him with her poison fangs and suck out his insides.
979
00:57:52,145 --> 00:57:54,179
Adam? Adam!
980
00:57:56,816 --> 00:57:57,983
Allison?
981
00:57:59,219 --> 00:58:03,456
What are... what
are you doing here?
982
00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,091
What are you doing here?
983
00:58:05,093 --> 00:58:08,227
That is so funny
running into you.
984
00:58:08,229 --> 00:58:10,863
Well I work here.
985
00:58:10,865 --> 00:58:13,900
Oh yeah Ella moss, crazy.
986
00:58:15,069 --> 00:58:17,370
Yeah for seven years.
987
00:58:17,373 --> 00:58:18,839
- That's right,
- right.
988
00:58:18,841 --> 00:58:22,409
I forgot it was on this block.
989
00:58:22,411 --> 00:58:23,711
Hm.
990
00:58:24,145 --> 00:58:26,046
- Good to see you!
- Good to see you.
991
00:58:27,015 --> 00:58:28,315
Were you jogging?
992
00:58:28,317 --> 00:58:30,718
Oh yeah, yeah, just
got into jogging.
993
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:30,718
You're into jogging now?
994
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,021
Yeah ever since I quit
smoking I figured --
995
00:58:34,023 --> 00:58:35,756
you did not quit smoking.
996
00:58:35,759 --> 00:58:36,991
I did! I did.
997
00:58:36,993 --> 00:58:37,992
- Really?
- Yeah.
998
00:58:39,061 --> 00:58:41,362
Wow thought
you'd never quit.
999
00:58:42,064 --> 00:58:44,199
A lot's changed
since we went out.
1000
00:58:44,201 --> 00:58:45,500
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1001
00:58:46,368 --> 00:58:46,367
Like what else?
1002
00:58:46,369 --> 00:58:49,370
Oh man, I gave up
kind of everything.
1003
00:58:49,372 --> 00:58:52,273
I got really into raw,
not raw foods totally, but
1004
00:58:52,275 --> 00:58:54,109
- more raw foods,
- okay.
1005
00:58:54,111 --> 00:58:57,112
I still cook a little
bit. I'm still a cook.
1006
00:58:58,215 --> 00:58:59,315
Too moist to my liking.
1007
00:58:59,317 --> 00:59:01,150
- Ugh I hate that word!
- I know, sorry.
1008
00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:02,518
Moist always
brings everything to a
1009
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,255
- standstill, yeah.
- It does I've always said that.
1010
00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:08,357
Aw man.
1011
00:59:08,359 --> 00:59:10,526
Hey you know I'm
the manager now.
1012
00:59:10,528 --> 00:59:13,295
- Are you serious? That's great!
- I am! I know!
1013
00:59:13,297 --> 00:59:15,197
- Wow, good for you!
- Yeah I get free trips
1014
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,267
- to Paris once a year.
- What?
1015
00:59:17,269 --> 00:59:20,504
- What's cooler than that?
- Not much, could be worse.
1016
00:59:20,506 --> 00:59:23,774
Come on, you're practically
running the fashion industry.
1017
00:59:23,776 --> 00:59:26,109
Yeah I don't know
about that but it's,
1018
00:59:26,111 --> 00:59:27,310
- it's pretty cool.
- It's cool.
1019
00:59:27,312 --> 00:59:30,914
What about you, y'know?
What are you up to?
1020
00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:34,184
Uh, I'm actually prepping
my first documentary.
1021
00:59:34,187 --> 00:59:36,320
- What? What??
- Yeah, yeah.
1022
00:59:36,322 --> 00:59:39,924
Well it's early, I mean it's,
yeah, very early stages.
1023
00:59:40,926 --> 00:59:43,494
That's amazing, that's
what you've always wanted.
1024
00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:45,563
It's pretty cool, i
think it will be good.
1025
00:59:50,336 --> 00:59:52,870
- Yeah, uh, we'll see.
- What is it about?
1026
00:59:52,873 --> 00:59:58,143
Well it's, I don't wanna
it's love, really about love.
1027
00:59:58,145 --> 00:59:59,411
How so?
1028
00:59:59,413 --> 01:00:02,114
I know this sounds lame
but I don't want to say
1029
01:00:02,116 --> 01:00:05,350
too much, I don't really
know how it's gonna end
1030
01:00:05,352 --> 01:00:07,920
but I'll invite you
to the premiere.
1031
01:00:07,922 --> 01:00:09,488
Oh that's very kind of you.
1032
01:00:11,926 --> 01:00:13,293
Can I ask you something?
1033
01:00:14,428 --> 01:00:16,029
You can ask me anything.
1034
01:00:16,430 --> 01:00:18,198
Are you happy?
1035
01:00:20,868 --> 01:00:22,836
Why does everyone
keep asking me that?
1036
01:00:22,838 --> 01:00:25,605
Well, maybe
there's a reason.
1037
01:00:26,841 --> 01:00:26,840
Jesus!
1038
01:00:26,842 --> 01:00:30,176
You know what, I take that
back, you can't ask me anything.
1039
01:00:30,179 --> 01:00:31,412
Oh my god.
1040
01:00:31,414 --> 01:00:32,980
Come on, it's just a question.
1041
01:00:34,249 --> 01:00:39,119
Okay happy, uh, I don't
know, I guess so.
1042
01:00:39,121 --> 01:00:42,389
I mean what does that
mean? Am I smiling all day,
1043
01:00:42,391 --> 01:00:45,259
- am I laughing?
- No, no.
1044
01:00:45,261 --> 01:00:46,994
I don't know. Are you happy?
1045
01:00:48,964 --> 01:00:50,297
Yeah I think I am.
1046
01:00:53,569 --> 01:00:56,938
That's great. That is great.
1047
01:01:08,385 --> 01:01:10,086
So you're really coming?
1048
01:01:10,088 --> 01:01:14,290
Would you --? Yeah i
am, I'm really coming.
1049
01:01:14,292 --> 01:01:17,426
I'm here. Why?
1050
01:01:17,428 --> 01:01:21,230
You know I almost
didn't invite you.
1051
01:01:21,232 --> 01:01:22,632
Why?
1052
01:01:22,634 --> 01:01:25,234
Well, I don't know.
1053
01:01:25,236 --> 01:01:26,235
You're...
1054
01:01:28,306 --> 01:01:28,305
You.
1055
01:01:31,676 --> 01:01:34,978
Then I thought it would be
weirder if I didn't invite
1056
01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:38,315
you like I was trying to
cut you out of my life or
1057
01:01:38,317 --> 01:01:38,315
something.
1058
01:01:38,317 --> 01:01:42,552
Are you crazy, I gotta
be there. Your big day.
1059
01:01:43,488 --> 01:01:46,523
Don't wanna miss that.
I want to be there.
1060
01:01:46,526 --> 01:01:49,527
I know, I know, I just figured
i would invite you and it
1061
01:01:49,529 --> 01:01:52,096
- would be fine, or,
- it's gonna be fine.
1062
01:01:52,098 --> 01:01:54,499
I'd never see you again, y'know?
1063
01:01:56,235 --> 01:01:57,702
Never see me again?
1064
01:01:57,704 --> 01:01:59,671
Yeah, I mean probably, right?
1065
01:02:02,207 --> 01:02:04,475
You're a monster what
are you talking about?
1066
01:02:04,477 --> 01:02:04,475
That's crazy.
1067
01:02:04,477 --> 01:02:04,475
Well I mean that's how
1068
01:02:04,477 --> 01:02:08,379
life is, isn't it? If
you're not a part of
1069
01:02:08,382 --> 01:02:14,053
- these moments, it just --
- alright hey, I'm coming, okay?
1070
01:02:14,055 --> 01:02:15,721
- I'm coming to the wedding.
- Good.
1071
01:02:16,456 --> 01:02:21,493
Can't do that, can't leave
an Adam sized hole here.
1072
01:02:25,066 --> 01:02:27,334
Never see you
again, Jesus.
1073
01:02:28,336 --> 01:02:31,271
I, you know what
i mean right?
1074
01:02:31,273 --> 01:02:32,238
Look I'm happy
1075
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,541
- for you, really am.
- Yeah?
1076
01:02:34,543 --> 01:02:36,443
I am, I'm really happy for you!
1077
01:02:37,345 --> 01:02:40,213
I mean, I'm on a lot
of antidepressants but,
1078
01:02:41,315 --> 01:02:43,249
they're working, so.
1079
01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:45,418
You know I do miss you.
1080
01:02:45,421 --> 01:02:47,254
From time to time.
1081
01:02:51,293 --> 01:02:52,727
Me too.
1082
01:02:57,432 --> 01:03:00,534
Listen I should get going,
I'm gonna hop on a car
1083
01:03:00,536 --> 01:03:02,470
and head home, but I'll see you.
1084
01:03:02,472 --> 01:03:05,272
Yeah -- uh, you know
what I'm headed that way
1085
01:03:05,275 --> 01:03:07,142
myself so I'll just join you.
1086
01:03:07,744 --> 01:03:09,644
- Yeah? Which way is that?
- Yeah.
1087
01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:13,315
Which, which way
are you going again?
1088
01:03:15,785 --> 01:03:17,219
What?
1089
01:04:31,598 --> 01:04:33,232
Guess I'd better get going.
1090
01:04:34,734 --> 01:04:36,402
So long.
1091
01:04:36,404 --> 01:04:40,706
I'll sell Lassie for a hundred dollars.
1092
01:04:40,709 --> 01:04:43,643
- Deal. - Lassie you're mine now!
1093
01:04:58,527 --> 01:05:00,761
And so it is
with blessed hearts
1094
01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:05,700
that we have
gathered here today.
1095
01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:15,877
To join this man and this
woman in holy matrimony.
1096
01:05:20,451 --> 01:05:21,517
Okay, how do I look?
1097
01:05:22,786 --> 01:05:24,653
Like you're going
to a funeral.
1098
01:05:27,658 --> 01:05:31,360
- Wish me luck.
- Yeah good luck.
1099
01:05:36,168 --> 01:05:40,737
A moment like this only
comes around once in a lifetime.
1100
01:05:54,587 --> 01:05:57,388
And indeed it is a rare
and beautiful thing when
1101
01:05:57,390 --> 01:06:00,624
two people find in each other
such a perfect match, and
1102
01:06:00,626 --> 01:06:03,527
decide to share a
lifetime together.
1103
01:06:04,796 --> 01:06:06,463
Wanna hold hands?
1104
01:06:07,632 --> 01:06:09,200
No.
1105
01:06:09,202 --> 01:06:11,669
- Too soon?
- Yeah.
1106
01:06:11,671 --> 01:06:16,907
Allison and Aaron have
shown their love to be true.
1107
01:06:16,910 --> 01:06:21,413
If there is anyone amongst
us that believes that
1108
01:06:21,415 --> 01:06:25,850
these two should not be
wed, speak now or forever
1109
01:06:25,852 --> 01:06:27,552
hold your peace.
1110
01:06:33,860 --> 01:06:35,728
Yeah I have
something to say.
1111
01:07:33,357 --> 01:07:36,892
If there is anyone
amongst us that believes that
1112
01:07:36,894 --> 01:07:41,330
these two should not
be wed, speak now or
1113
01:07:41,332 --> 01:07:42,798
forever hold your peace.
1114
01:07:50,409 --> 01:07:51,775
Sorry, sorry.
1115
01:07:55,379 --> 01:07:56,613
- Do we have the ring?
- Yeah.
1116
01:07:56,615 --> 01:07:58,648
- You okay?
- Yeah I'm fine.
1117
01:08:00,918 --> 01:08:03,553
- You look nice.
- Thanks, thank you, you too.
1118
01:08:03,555 --> 01:08:05,889
- Aaron, do you take
- just cut a little...
1119
01:08:05,891 --> 01:08:08,458
- That's alright, it's okay.
- Allison as your wife
1120
01:08:08,461 --> 01:08:10,094
- oh look at that.
- In sickness and health
1121
01:08:10,096 --> 01:08:10,094
thank you.
1122
01:08:10,096 --> 01:08:13,631
For as long as you
both shall live?
1123
01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:14,932
I do.
1124
01:08:15,901 --> 01:08:16,934
So beautiful.
1125
01:08:16,936 --> 01:08:16,934
- Shhh.
- Yeah.
1126
01:08:16,936 --> 01:08:21,706
And Allison, do you take
Aaron to be your husband
1127
01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:25,976
in sickness and in health
in good times and bad for
1128
01:08:25,978 --> 01:08:28,012
as long as you
both shall live?
1129
01:08:35,922 --> 01:08:36,722
I do.
1130
01:08:36,724 --> 01:08:42,794
Then by the power vested
in me, I now pronounce you
1131
01:08:42,796 --> 01:08:45,831
husband and wife and you
may now kiss the bride.
1132
01:09:17,066 --> 01:09:20,734
- Here, let me pour this.
- You wanna do the honors here?
1133
01:09:21,870 --> 01:09:24,938
Nice, okay! Oh, sorry.
1134
01:09:26,742 --> 01:09:28,743
You haven't
touched your food.
1135
01:09:30,813 --> 01:09:31,980
Huh?
1136
01:09:31,982 --> 01:09:33,448
Your food.
1137
01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:36,484
Oh yeah. Not hungry I guess.
1138
01:09:36,486 --> 01:09:39,120
Isn't young love
a beautiful thing?
1139
01:09:39,122 --> 01:09:40,789
- What's that?
- Young love.
1140
01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:45,460
Young love! Yes, uh,
it's great. It's great.
1141
01:09:46,430 --> 01:09:47,997
Is this your girlfriend?
1142
01:09:48,732 --> 01:09:51,667
No, her? No
she's not my girlfriend.
1143
01:09:51,669 --> 01:09:53,169
I just met her
a few days ago.
1144
01:09:54,571 --> 01:09:56,205
She makes dolls
for a living.
1145
01:09:56,207 --> 01:09:58,207
- Oh that's nice.
- Yeah.
1146
01:09:59,643 --> 01:10:02,912
That is nice. It's nice.
1147
01:10:02,915 --> 01:10:04,781
Everything is
nice at a wedding.
1148
01:10:05,550 --> 01:10:07,484
Have you noticed that?
1149
01:10:07,486 --> 01:10:09,786
Everything at a wedding's
nice, the food's nice,
1150
01:10:09,788 --> 01:10:12,722
the ceremony's nice,
it's just nice.
1151
01:10:12,724 --> 01:10:15,659
Can't all be that
nice, am I right?
1152
01:10:15,661 --> 01:10:21,164
Is it hot in here, are you
guys -- it's hot, right?
1153
01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:23,567
You know what i
mean, is it hot?
1154
01:10:23,570 --> 01:10:25,736
- I feel fine.
- I'm fine.
1155
01:10:25,738 --> 01:10:26,838
Of course you feel fine.
1156
01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:29,240
Everything's fine to you.
1157
01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:31,876
What?
1158
01:10:31,878 --> 01:10:34,212
Nothing, I'm sorry,
I'm... sorry.
1159
01:10:36,181 --> 01:10:37,949
Thank you for coming.
1160
01:10:42,789 --> 01:10:45,958
Alright, alright, it's
that time we invite our bride
1161
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:49,027
and groom down for their
very first dance as
1162
01:10:49,029 --> 01:10:54,166
Mr. and Mrs.
Aaron stoller!
1163
01:10:55,603 --> 01:10:56,902
Come on give
it up for them!
1164
01:10:58,539 --> 01:10:59,972
Look at this
beautiful couple!
1165
01:11:06,047 --> 01:11:08,982
And now, for the
song that played
1166
01:11:08,984 --> 01:11:11,618
the very first time they met.
1167
01:11:12,953 --> 01:11:14,120
Here it is.
1168
01:11:56,901 --> 01:11:56,899
I'll be right back.
1169
01:12:03,608 --> 01:12:06,242
Where are you going -?
1170
01:12:32,604 --> 01:12:33,870
'Sup man?
1171
01:12:33,872 --> 01:12:36,006
Oh hey, hey, what's up?
1172
01:12:37,977 --> 01:12:41,079
You look white as a ghost.
Somebody kill your cat?
1173
01:12:43,248 --> 01:12:45,183
My girlfriend's getting
married in there.
1174
01:12:45,185 --> 01:12:47,018
Your girlfriend's
getting married??
1175
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,920
Well, ex-girlfriend.
1176
01:12:48,922 --> 01:12:50,355
Oh shit.
1177
01:12:50,357 --> 01:12:52,056
That's messed up.
1178
01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:03,135
Why not. Thanks.
1179
01:13:03,137 --> 01:13:04,136
Gotcha.
1180
01:13:07,307 --> 01:13:09,775
- Better?
- Little bit.
1181
01:13:11,011 --> 01:13:13,679
- What's your name?
- Federico.
1182
01:13:13,682 --> 01:13:15,415
- Fredico?
- Federico.
1183
01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:16,916
- Federico.
- Yeah.
1184
01:13:16,918 --> 01:13:19,419
- Adam.
- Adam, what's up.
1185
01:13:23,391 --> 01:13:24,424
What are you doing here if
1186
01:13:24,426 --> 01:13:27,127
your girlfriend's
getting married?
1187
01:13:27,129 --> 01:13:29,663
Oh, uh, she's not
my girl anymore,
1188
01:13:29,665 --> 01:13:33,400
and um, I'm happy for her.
1189
01:13:34,437 --> 01:13:37,238
- No I am.
- Yeah okay.
1190
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,006
- I am.
- Uh huh.
1191
01:13:40,342 --> 01:13:42,777
I believe you. I'm good.
1192
01:13:46,948 --> 01:13:49,016
You know I used to
have this goldfish.
1193
01:13:49,018 --> 01:13:50,885
His name was tom petty.
1194
01:13:52,088 --> 01:13:53,321
You named your
goldfish tom petty?
1195
01:13:53,323 --> 01:13:54,222
Yeah.
1196
01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:57,025
Pretty cool name
for a goldfish.
1197
01:13:57,027 --> 01:13:58,760
Yeah well he was
a cool goldfish.
1198
01:13:58,762 --> 01:13:58,760
I bet.
1199
01:14:01,197 --> 01:14:03,065
Had tom petty
for nine years.
1200
01:14:03,067 --> 01:14:03,065
Whoa.
1201
01:14:03,067 --> 01:14:06,301
Yeah and one day I'm
cleaning out my sock
1202
01:14:06,303 --> 01:14:09,805
drawer, I turn, i
look...
1203
01:14:11,942 --> 01:14:13,743
He's gone.
1204
01:14:13,745 --> 01:14:16,045
Gone like someone
stole him?
1205
01:14:16,047 --> 01:14:17,980
Gone like he died.
1206
01:14:17,982 --> 01:14:20,416
Oh, yeah okay. Sorry.
1207
01:14:21,985 --> 01:14:23,753
So you know
what I did then?
1208
01:14:23,755 --> 01:14:27,223
I ran down the block to
the pet store, got me
1209
01:14:27,225 --> 01:14:28,991
another fish.
1210
01:14:28,993 --> 01:14:31,260
- Just like that?
- Just like that, man,
1211
01:14:31,263 --> 01:14:34,431
just like that. I
loved tom petty.
1212
01:14:34,433 --> 01:14:35,899
Who doesn't?
1213
01:14:38,269 --> 01:14:40,070
Heartbreakers.
1214
01:14:40,072 --> 01:14:41,171
The best!
1215
01:14:43,441 --> 01:14:44,808
Yeah.
1216
01:14:46,745 --> 01:14:48,312
'Lotta fish out there.
1217
01:14:52,518 --> 01:14:55,754
I see where you're
going with this.
1218
01:14:55,756 --> 01:14:59,257
All due respect Frederico,
i think people are a
1219
01:14:59,259 --> 01:15:01,159
little harder
than goldfish.
1220
01:15:01,161 --> 01:15:02,427
Yeah maybe.
1221
01:15:03,963 --> 01:15:04,963
Tell you what
though, never gonna
1222
01:15:04,965 --> 01:15:07,031
have another tom petty again.
1223
01:15:11,304 --> 01:15:14,039
I do have a Bob Dylan though.
1224
01:15:19,346 --> 01:15:21,480
I really appreciate what
you're trying to do.
1225
01:15:23,183 --> 01:15:25,151
You're a good man.
1226
01:15:25,153 --> 01:15:27,253
- You're a wise man.
- Want to get high?
1227
01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:30,457
- Oh...
- Oh yeah.
1228
01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:32,459
- No I probably shouldn't.
- You sure?
1229
01:15:32,461 --> 01:15:35,295
Yeah it might get a little
weird in there. But thank you.
1230
01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:35,295
Alright, cool. That's alright.
1231
01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:37,998
I should go back
inside, actually.
1232
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,032
Yeah. You can do this.
1233
01:15:40,468 --> 01:15:42,369
You think?
1234
01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:45,305
You don't have to live
your life like a refugee.
1235
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,543
Fuckin' tom petty.
1236
01:15:48,545 --> 01:15:50,411
Tom petty.
1237
01:15:51,947 --> 01:15:51,946
You mind if I get another
1238
01:15:51,948 --> 01:15:55,817
- little sip? Thanks.
- Bro, take two, take two.
1239
01:15:57,019 --> 01:15:57,852
Okay.
1240
01:15:59,588 --> 01:16:01,088
Okay? You good?
1241
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:05,426
Thank you, really. Thanks.
1242
01:16:05,429 --> 01:16:06,862
Go for it.
1243
01:16:14,003 --> 01:16:15,938
Into the great wide open.
1244
01:16:15,940 --> 01:16:17,172
My man.
1245
01:16:19,242 --> 01:16:21,143
He's fucked.
1246
01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:23,879
I'll see
if he's over there!
1247
01:16:26,550 --> 01:16:29,519
- Smile!
- No thanks. Fuckin' -- okay.
1248
01:16:32,189 --> 01:16:33,289
Thank you.
1249
01:16:41,599 --> 01:16:42,899
Oh shit.
1250
01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:43,934
Excuse me.
1251
01:16:52,110 --> 01:16:53,110
Adam.
1252
01:16:53,112 --> 01:16:54,111
Wendy.
1253
01:16:54,947 --> 01:16:55,913
What?
1254
01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:57,281
I wasn't sure
you'd make it.
1255
01:16:57,283 --> 01:16:59,650
Oh well here I am.
1256
01:16:59,652 --> 01:17:01,886
Honestly thought
you were a goner.
1257
01:17:01,889 --> 01:17:03,255
Totally thought
you'd bail.
1258
01:17:03,257 --> 01:17:04,122
What?
1259
01:17:04,124 --> 01:17:06,024
No, no.
1260
01:17:06,325 --> 01:17:07,525
You got balls.
1261
01:17:07,527 --> 01:17:08,493
Thanks!
1262
01:17:10,029 --> 01:17:11,563
And you look
really handsome!
1263
01:17:11,565 --> 01:17:11,563
Thanks.
1264
01:17:11,565 --> 01:17:14,432
I was just thinking
how pretty you looked.
1265
01:17:14,434 --> 01:17:17,068
Ah yes, always the charmer.
1266
01:17:17,070 --> 01:17:18,637
Apparently not
charming enough.
1267
01:17:20,406 --> 01:17:22,073
I'm kidding.
1268
01:17:22,076 --> 01:17:25,211
This is, this is great,
it's really nice.
1269
01:17:25,213 --> 01:17:30,082
Yeah it's very nice,
everything is just so
1270
01:17:30,084 --> 01:17:31,951
nice.
1271
01:17:32,619 --> 01:17:32,618
- I was just saying that.
- Mm.
1272
01:17:36,223 --> 01:17:39,625
You know, how many people
can say that they're close
1273
01:17:39,627 --> 01:17:42,695
enough to go to each others'
weddings no matter what?
1274
01:17:42,698 --> 01:17:45,432
That's rare! You guys
have something special.
1275
01:17:45,434 --> 01:17:47,067
Yeah, yeah.
1276
01:17:47,069 --> 01:17:48,669
You guys are always
gonna be friends.
1277
01:17:50,638 --> 01:17:54,308
Friends is,
friends is good.
1278
01:17:54,310 --> 01:17:56,243
What's better than that?
1279
01:17:58,379 --> 01:18:00,681
You know, I was
always in your corner.
1280
01:18:02,551 --> 01:18:02,550
Get outta here.
1281
01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:06,487
No really you were
always so sweet.
1282
01:18:06,489 --> 01:18:10,658
Aaron, is, he's just so
perfect, you know?
1283
01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:13,294
Right, who wants that?
1284
01:18:13,296 --> 01:18:15,063
- Sounds awful!
- You know what I mean!
1285
01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:20,168
No Aaron's good he's great
but you were just a little
1286
01:18:20,171 --> 01:18:23,973
rough around the edges.
It's endearing really.
1287
01:18:23,975 --> 01:18:28,043
Thanks, no I miss you guys.
I do. She looks beautiful,
1288
01:18:28,045 --> 01:18:30,045
- by the way.
- Yes she does.
1289
01:18:30,047 --> 01:18:32,047
She takes after her mother.
1290
01:18:33,616 --> 01:18:35,284
She does.
1291
01:18:35,286 --> 01:18:35,284
Uh oh.
1292
01:18:35,286 --> 01:18:40,522
Wendy is there anything your
new son in law can't do?
1293
01:18:40,525 --> 01:18:43,460
Um, Susan, this is Adam.
1294
01:18:43,462 --> 01:18:47,163
Get your camera! Get your
camera, you gotta see this!
1295
01:18:54,106 --> 01:18:57,040
Needless to say I wanted
to do something special
1296
01:18:57,043 --> 01:19:00,211
for the big day,
something personal.
1297
01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:02,580
But those of you who know
me, and I think a lot of
1298
01:19:02,582 --> 01:19:06,183
you do, you know that I'm
into learning new things.
1299
01:19:06,185 --> 01:19:09,620
He's good at everything.
1300
01:19:10,422 --> 01:19:12,490
Can't help it.
1301
01:19:13,091 --> 01:19:15,659
So I flew to Paris and i
studied at Jean Pierre's
1302
01:19:15,662 --> 01:19:19,731
culinary school le petit
parodie for six weeks,
1303
01:19:19,733 --> 01:19:19,731
five hours a day.
1304
01:19:19,733 --> 01:19:24,102
Hey, Allison loves all
things Paris, am I right?
1305
01:19:24,104 --> 01:19:27,239
But I want to thank you
Jean-Pierre, for teaching
1306
01:19:27,241 --> 01:19:31,176
me that French baking is
an art, and it's an art
1307
01:19:31,178 --> 01:19:34,179
form and I know that now.
1308
01:19:34,182 --> 01:19:38,051
- You are a natural.
- You're amazing.
1309
01:19:38,053 --> 01:19:39,085
You're amazing Aaron!
1310
01:19:39,087 --> 01:19:40,686
Come on Robbie!
1311
01:19:40,688 --> 01:19:43,356
Stop! What a dick.
1312
01:19:44,626 --> 01:19:46,159
I'm just kidding.
1313
01:19:46,161 --> 01:19:48,161
Nice, Aaron,
nice. Good one!
1314
01:19:48,163 --> 01:19:53,166
Without further ado, Allison,
baby, this is for you.
1315
01:19:57,573 --> 01:19:59,540
You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
1316
01:20:00,575 --> 01:20:02,342
Hope you all like cake.
1317
01:20:07,283 --> 01:20:08,449
Everybody have fun.
1318
01:20:08,451 --> 01:20:09,450
Cheers!
1319
01:20:46,389 --> 01:20:50,159
Oh ha ha. You're doing me?
Is that supposed to be me?
1320
01:20:51,529 --> 01:20:54,564
Yeah? Why don't you
finger my dickhole, pal?
1321
01:20:55,733 --> 01:20:56,833
Whoa.
1322
01:21:06,144 --> 01:21:07,711
Oh boy.
1323
01:21:07,713 --> 01:21:09,279
Do you want to dance?
1324
01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:09,880
Ugh.
1325
01:21:12,184 --> 01:21:14,652
- Are you okay?
- Not really, tallulah.
1326
01:21:14,654 --> 01:21:16,754
I just thought maybe
you'd want to dance.
1327
01:21:16,756 --> 01:21:21,526
- Why would we do that?
- Because it could be fun.
1328
01:21:25,497 --> 01:21:26,898
You know what?
1329
01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:28,366
Fuck it.
1330
01:21:29,235 --> 01:21:30,269
Let's boogie.
1331
01:21:33,174 --> 01:21:33,839
Sorry.
1332
01:21:34,407 --> 01:21:35,307
Come on.
1333
01:22:16,219 --> 01:22:17,484
It'll all work out.
1334
01:22:17,486 --> 01:22:18,452
You think so?
1335
01:22:18,454 --> 01:22:19,820
Yeah.
1336
01:22:19,822 --> 01:22:22,856
Every setback in life's
an opportunity to grow.
1337
01:22:26,762 --> 01:22:27,862
That's stupid.
1338
01:22:29,298 --> 01:22:31,866
What are you like nine?
1339
01:22:31,868 --> 01:22:34,436
Call me when you get
some hair on your balls.
1340
01:22:54,726 --> 01:22:55,891
I'm gonna tell you
something about love.
1341
01:22:55,893 --> 01:22:59,662
Love is shitty,
shitty shit.
1342
01:22:59,664 --> 01:23:01,831
It's shitty.
1343
01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:04,767
I'm not supposed
to say that word.
1344
01:23:04,770 --> 01:23:08,739
Yeah, well, you better start
'cause that's what love is.
1345
01:23:12,710 --> 01:23:14,044
Shit.
1346
01:23:15,513 --> 01:23:16,647
There you go.
1347
01:23:56,824 --> 01:23:58,691
Whoa whoa whoa
that's too much, baby!
1348
01:23:58,693 --> 01:24:01,427
Come on, man!
1349
01:24:18,914 --> 01:24:18,912
Fuck yeah!
1350
01:24:29,826 --> 01:24:29,824
You're coming with me, baby.
1351
01:26:12,066 --> 01:26:13,899
This thing
is so hard to walk in!
1352
01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:15,669
Oh, god.
1353
01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:17,938
Have you
seen your grandmother?
1354
01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:19,139
Yeah, I know.
1355
01:26:20,675 --> 01:26:22,943
She's had a few to drink.
1356
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:24,678
Just a little.
1357
01:26:27,215 --> 01:26:29,049
Okay girl, I'll
see you out there.
1358
01:26:29,051 --> 01:26:30,183
Yeah, I just
need a minute.
1359
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,051
I'm sorry.
1360
01:26:31,053 --> 01:26:33,620
Thank you!
1361
01:26:54,278 --> 01:26:55,677
Jesus!
1362
01:26:55,679 --> 01:26:58,914
What are, what are
you doing in here?
1363
01:26:58,916 --> 01:27:00,215
What are you
doing in here?
1364
01:27:02,986 --> 01:27:03,952
You're wasted.
1365
01:27:03,954 --> 01:27:05,153
No I'm not.
1366
01:27:05,155 --> 01:27:06,755
I'm a little drunk.
1367
01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:09,725
Scale of one to ten
how happy are you? Go!
1368
01:27:09,727 --> 01:27:12,060
- Whoa...
- Don't even think about it!
1369
01:27:12,063 --> 01:27:13,296
Is it the best
day of your life?
1370
01:27:14,798 --> 01:27:17,066
- Pretty close.
- Whaaat?
1371
01:27:17,068 --> 01:27:19,669
That's so, that's good.
1372
01:27:19,671 --> 01:27:21,604
That's really good.
1373
01:27:23,173 --> 01:27:26,075
Can I, can I ask
you something?
1374
01:27:27,978 --> 01:27:29,012
Maybe.
1375
01:27:30,982 --> 01:27:32,850
- Maybe don't.
- Why didn't we do this?
1376
01:27:32,852 --> 01:27:35,786
- Adam...
- No really why didn't,
1377
01:27:35,788 --> 01:27:37,755
why didn't it work?
1378
01:27:37,757 --> 01:27:38,989
We could have done this.
1379
01:27:38,991 --> 01:27:41,659
You know what, i
can't answer that.
1380
01:27:45,297 --> 01:27:47,031
We should have done this.
1381
01:27:54,874 --> 01:27:57,142
You know they were playing
that John Mayer song and I
1382
01:27:57,144 --> 01:28:01,046
was thinking about that
day that I had my molar
1383
01:28:01,048 --> 01:28:05,684
removed and I was all hopped
up on Vicodin, and I was
1384
01:28:05,686 --> 01:28:08,887
jumping on your bed singing
'my body is a wonderland.'
1385
01:28:08,889 --> 01:28:11,323
- I remember, yeah.
- And I started singing
1386
01:28:11,326 --> 01:28:16,228
songs about like,
the fate of my tooth.
1387
01:28:16,230 --> 01:28:18,631
Remember that? The,
like what was going
1388
01:28:18,633 --> 01:28:20,833
to happen to him after
he was out of my mouth.
1389
01:28:22,803 --> 01:28:25,738
- Timmy.
- Timmy the tooth.
1390
01:28:26,873 --> 01:28:28,374
And you kept taking
pictures of me on that
1391
01:28:28,377 --> 01:28:29,876
polaroid camera.
1392
01:28:29,878 --> 01:28:34,348
I remember you looking at
one and you said 'i can't
1393
01:28:34,350 --> 01:28:38,352
believe this is the
man I'm gonna marry.'
1394
01:28:43,157 --> 01:28:45,659
'i can't believe this is
the man I'm gonna marry.'
1395
01:28:45,661 --> 01:28:47,260
you said it.
1396
01:28:50,799 --> 01:28:53,201
Yeah I remember that. I
still have the picture.
1397
01:28:55,871 --> 01:28:56,771
You do?
1398
01:28:58,307 --> 01:28:59,374
Well, um --
1399
01:28:59,376 --> 01:29:01,075
Adam, I can't do this right now.
1400
01:29:01,077 --> 01:29:02,343
Please.
1401
01:29:02,345 --> 01:29:05,680
If not now, when? When, so --?
1402
01:29:05,682 --> 01:29:07,015
Okay, um...
1403
01:29:10,053 --> 01:29:12,388
- It wasn't just one thing.
- How many things was it?
1404
01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:15,658
Okay you were there, it was
a combination of different
1405
01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:17,092
things and it...
1406
01:29:19,829 --> 01:29:21,930
What are you doing?
What is this?
1407
01:29:21,932 --> 01:29:24,066
- What is, wait...
- Are you okay?
1408
01:29:24,068 --> 01:29:25,668
You're just gonna ambush
me in the bathroom?
1409
01:29:25,671 --> 01:29:25,669
- Ambush?
- Yeah you're ambushing.
1410
01:29:25,671 --> 01:29:29,005
Oh, get outta here
this is not an ambush.
1411
01:29:29,007 --> 01:29:31,007
You know I knew you were
gonna do this, I knew it.
1412
01:29:31,009 --> 01:29:32,208
Then why did you
invite me if you
1413
01:29:32,210 --> 01:29:32,208
knew I was gonna do this?
1414
01:29:32,210 --> 01:29:34,978
Because Adam I thought that i
could invite you and --
1415
01:29:34,980 --> 01:29:37,013
no I know, because,
because, there's
1416
01:29:37,015 --> 01:29:40,116
a part of you that wanted me to.
1417
01:29:41,385 --> 01:29:43,787
I think some part of you,
some part of you wanted me
1418
01:29:43,789 --> 01:29:46,322
to save you from making the
biggest mistake of your life.
1419
01:29:47,426 --> 01:29:52,129
Because some part of
you knows what I know.
1420
01:29:52,131 --> 01:29:54,298
And what is that?
1421
01:29:56,868 --> 01:29:59,303
That you're an alien
from another planet.
1422
01:29:59,305 --> 01:30:01,372
- Oh my god.
- You are.
1423
01:30:01,374 --> 01:30:03,441
And the only other alien from
1424
01:30:03,444 --> 01:30:06,044
your planet on this earth...
1425
01:30:08,214 --> 01:30:09,748
Is me.
1426
01:30:10,783 --> 01:30:14,886
Adam, you
romanticize the past.
1427
01:30:14,888 --> 01:30:17,422
I mean it wasn't, it
wasn't all perfect.
1428
01:30:17,424 --> 01:30:19,324
I know, I know.
1429
01:30:19,326 --> 01:30:22,761
But it was, it was
pretty damn good.
1430
01:30:24,732 --> 01:30:25,998
It was pretty good.
1431
01:30:27,234 --> 01:30:29,102
It was alright.
1432
01:30:29,104 --> 01:30:32,105
- We used to laugh so much.
- We did used to laugh a lot.
1433
01:30:32,107 --> 01:30:33,773
You dummy.
1434
01:30:35,176 --> 01:30:36,776
You dumb.
1435
01:30:40,047 --> 01:30:40,913
Adam.
1436
01:30:41,950 --> 01:30:43,183
What?
1437
01:30:43,752 --> 01:30:44,384
I'm sorry.
1438
01:30:46,488 --> 01:30:48,155
Why'd you do that?
1439
01:30:48,157 --> 01:30:52,226
I thought, I was trying
to, I'm getting you back.
1440
01:30:52,228 --> 01:30:54,828
No! You're not!
1441
01:30:55,997 --> 01:30:56,930
Why not?
1442
01:31:04,006 --> 01:31:10,512
I, is he, we were good, is
he that much better than me?
1443
01:31:10,514 --> 01:31:12,447
- Adam...
- No really, really!
1444
01:31:12,449 --> 01:31:15,150
He plays tennis, he's great
at tennis! Is it because
1445
01:31:15,152 --> 01:31:17,385
- I don't play tennis??
- Keep your voice down please!
1446
01:31:26,062 --> 01:31:27,563
You know I asked you here...
1447
01:31:30,033 --> 01:31:32,234
Maybe, maybe I shouldn't have.
1448
01:31:35,572 --> 01:31:39,542
I asked you here because i
thought you could be my friend.
1449
01:31:40,511 --> 01:31:44,414
I really didn't want to
hurt you, I, I don't know,
1450
01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:49,586
I just, I just wanted
you to be here.
1451
01:31:50,555 --> 01:31:52,923
And I wanted you
to be part of this.
1452
01:31:52,925 --> 01:31:55,392
You just don't
change, Adam, and...
1453
01:31:57,428 --> 01:31:59,496
I, I did.
1454
01:32:00,566 --> 01:32:04,335
And I'm sorry. So sorry.
1455
01:32:04,337 --> 01:32:06,571
I'm...
1456
01:32:09,341 --> 01:32:10,541
I just want you
to know that --
1457
01:32:14,513 --> 01:32:15,313
oh.
1458
01:32:15,315 --> 01:32:15,313
Hey.
1459
01:32:15,315 --> 01:32:17,915
Hey, your dad wants
to give a toast.
1460
01:32:17,918 --> 01:32:20,152
- Yeah.
- Aaron's looking for you.
1461
01:32:21,955 --> 01:32:23,922
- Wait, wait! Just one --
- no.
1462
01:32:32,900 --> 01:32:37,069
Hey
hey look at you!
1463
01:32:37,072 --> 01:32:39,205
It couldn't get any
better than this!
1464
01:32:39,207 --> 01:32:40,607
I don't think there's
another man in the whole
1465
01:32:40,609 --> 01:32:45,278
wide world as suited for
my daughter as Aaron.
1466
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:46,913
Aaron!
1467
01:32:46,915 --> 01:32:49,449
You've become
like a son to me.
1468
01:32:49,451 --> 01:32:50,950
You're not so much
of a fisherman!
1469
01:32:53,521 --> 01:32:55,455
But I think there's time.
1470
01:32:55,458 --> 01:33:01,228
Because I know today is
just the first in many
1471
01:33:01,230 --> 01:33:06,367
happy days to come, and
so let us raise a glass!
1472
01:33:10,472 --> 01:33:12,640
Here's to the
rest of your life!
1473
01:33:25,388 --> 01:33:27,155
Wow.
1474
01:33:39,938 --> 01:33:41,470
Way to go dipshit.
1475
01:33:55,453 --> 01:33:56,520
Whoa.
1476
01:33:58,623 --> 01:34:01,591
Whoa whoa whoa, easy does it.
1477
01:34:09,467 --> 01:34:13,070
Wait wait wait wait!
1478
01:34:13,073 --> 01:34:14,572
Shhhh.
1479
01:34:25,250 --> 01:34:26,617
Oh!
1480
01:34:30,055 --> 01:34:31,189
Aaron.
1481
01:34:33,193 --> 01:34:34,693
Actually really good.
1482
01:35:59,483 --> 01:36:01,384
I'm okay.
1483
01:36:06,324 --> 01:36:08,092
I'm sorry.
1484
01:36:15,100 --> 01:36:16,733
Bye.
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