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Geez, I don't even know
where to begin.
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I just can't figure out men.
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Remember how in first grade,
little boys would chase
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little girls around the playground?
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But whenever they'd catch one,
they'd get all confused and
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embarrassed and wouldn't know
what to do with them?
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That's... basically my love life.
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Um... well, my dating track record
has always been a little, uh...
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less than satisfactory, I guess.
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Asking girls out has always
scared the hell out of me
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because I'd always... you know,
say the wrong things
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and get embarrassed and stuff.
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I guess I've always had sort of
a self-esteem problem?
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I don't think I'm very attractive anyway,
compared to most of my friends.
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I'm usually introduced
as someone with...
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you know, a great personality
or something.
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They said she had a great personality,
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so I was pretty excited
about meeting her.
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It was my first blind date
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and I was pretty nervous that he...
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you know, wouldn't like me
or I'd screw up somehow.
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I just wanted to make a
good first impression.
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I'd never gone on a blind date before,
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and I really didn't think
it was a good idea.
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But I figured I'd give the whole
relationship thing one more shot.
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I really had nothing left to lose, you know?
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Noisy restaurant
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Um...
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A friend of mine recommended
this restaurant.
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He said it was really romantic.
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Yeah, it... it's nice.
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Baby crying
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What does your friend do?
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He's an economic analyst.
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Oh.
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I once knew someone
who had a dog.
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I don't think she ever ate
at this restaurant though.
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Have you ever eaten here before?
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Nope! No, first time.
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Yeah. Heh. Me too.
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I heard the lobster's pretty good.
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Mmm, great!
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Yeah.
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Did... did you see that show last night?
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What show?
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You know, with that guy,
that funny guy.
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Ummmm
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What's that show called, you know,
it's on channel four...
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You know, that guy...
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that guy with the things?
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You know, those things on his head?
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Nnn..
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That show.
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No, w-why, what...
what happened on it last night?
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Oh... it was really funny.
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Oh!...
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My cable got shut off last night
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so I...I didn't really...
I didn't see much... um...
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Well... but I have a neighbor
that does, uh...
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it's kinda...
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He does sock puppet theater.
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It's cool cuz he used to play soccer
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so he's got lots of these really
different colored kinda socks.
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Have you ever done this before?
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Hm? Done... done what?
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This whole blind date thing.
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No, uh, this is actually my first one.
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Yeah, me too.
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Loud slurping
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loud slurping
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Hmmm
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Hmmm!
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Awkward laugh
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Hmmm!
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Hmmm!
awkward laugh
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So, uh, where do you work?
I heard you were in computers.
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Yeah! Yeah, I work for Raytech Systems.
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Mmm.
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Right now I'm developing new packet
drivers for a binary protocol system
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my friend is programming.
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Huh.
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You see, we've been experiencing
a lot of difficulty resolving the lPs
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It turns out that our
ISDN wires were crossed.
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So, our network tech thought
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that a T1 or T2 would've been too quick
for our C7 chip processor
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so we're going back to basics.
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Right.
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Wow, heh heh, how about that.
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Y-yeah.
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I read somewhere that most
middle-aged Americans
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have ten pounds of undigested
red meat in their colons.
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Hmm! Mhm... Hmmm.
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You know, that's really interesting
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cuz my father has a lot of
blood in his stool.
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Hmmm! Heh heh...
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Are your parents from around here?
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No...
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Um, my parents were
incinerated when I was three.
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Oh.
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Yeah...
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awkward laugh
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Seen any good movies lately?
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Yeah! Yeah I caught the new one downtown
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uh, that new, uh...
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Holocaust film.
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Oh.
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Yeaaahh...
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Yeah it was...
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pretty neat.
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I'm not much of a conversationalist,
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but I think things were going
pretty well, otherwise.
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God, I hate small talk.
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Clears throat
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Hm.
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Loud slurping
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awkward laughs
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Hmm, heh.
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So... heh...
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Yeah... heh...
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Yeah.... soooo...
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clears throat
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Do you have any gum?
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After dinner, we left the restaurant
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and couldn't really think of
anything good to do.
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Crickets
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So what do you feel like doing now?
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Uhhh... geez.
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I don't know, um...
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W-what do you wanna do?
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Um... well, we... we could umm...
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Hmm.
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I don't know, I...
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Yeah...
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You know...
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I'm really up for
just about anything.
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Uh... yeah! Yeah, me too, uh...
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Do you drink coffee?
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Ummm.
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No. Not really.
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Oh...
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Because I thought maybe we could
go back to my apartment
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for some coffee or something.
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I would love some coffee.
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She had a pretty nice apartment.
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After we got there we sat and talked and...
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drank coffee. Heh.
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I really don't like coffee
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and actually I'm extremely
allergic to the caffeine.
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But, you know...
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I didn't want to ruin
the evening or anything.
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Nnh.
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How's your coffee?
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Heh... strong.
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Is it?
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Yeah I-it's good though...
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I mean, you... you make a
pretty mean cup of coffee, heh.
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Awkward laugh
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Thanks. Yeah I guess I...
I kind of like it strong.
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Yeah.
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Heh.
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Um.
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You been drinking coffee long...? Uh..
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Awkward laugh
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You know, I was, um...
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watching TV last night?
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Uh huh.
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And... have you seen that show...
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You know, that show with... with the lady?
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And she has like this crazy red curly hair?
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And she always runs around, like,
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and opens doors and slams them
into people's faces
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do you know what I'm talking about?
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Like, the "I Love Lucy" show?
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No,no,no,no,no,
it's like a newer show.
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Oh!
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Actually I really liked Lucy.
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Really.
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Yes.
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My mom used to kind of look like Lucy.
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She did?
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Well, not like Lucy when she was like,
crushing-the-grapes Lucy?
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Yeah?
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But, like...
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you know the one with the candy
and she was putting it in her blouse?
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Yeah,yeah,yeah!
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Yeah my mom ate a lot.
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You have very beautiful eyes.
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Thanks.
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Wanna watch TV?
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Sure.
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Loud, ridiculous sex noises
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Blah blah-blah blah blah, blah
blah blah blah blah-blah blah blah
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Explosions
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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There wasn't really anything good on TV.
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I turned off the TV and that's when
I noticed that he looked really sick.
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I had a really bad allergic reaction
to all the caffeine I drank, and um...
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my face kinda got swollen and bloated.
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I was feeling kind of nauseous
and was having trouble breathing.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah! Yeah I'm fine, uh...
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how are you doin'?
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It... it's just that your face is all... puffy.
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Really?
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Yeah!
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Huh. I... I feel okay.
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You sure?
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Yeah I'm... I'm doin' great.
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Would you like some more coffee?
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I would love some more coffee.
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And I... I don't remember too much after that.
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He passed out on my couch.
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We exchanged phone numbers in the hospital
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and, well...
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that was that.
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I wanted to call her
and ask her out again, but I...
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Darn it, I...I just don't think I made
a very good first impression.
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He was really cute and I'd
like to see him again, but--
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I don't think he liked me very much.
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I mean, if she was interested she
would've called me by now, right?
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Whatever, I mean, it's not like
we were meant for each other
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on some... some cosmic level or anything.
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Women just don't understand me.
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Come to think of it, this is a problem
that a lot of women seem to have.
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He probably would've eventually dumped me
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and I'd just realize what another pathetic,
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emotional delusion this whole
dating thing was in the first place.
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What a jerk!
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You know, relationships are a lot like
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those little packets of condiments
you get at fast food restaurants.
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They're these little magical things
that can last forever on a shelf
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but once you open them up
they go bad really fast.
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Sigh
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I just don't understand condiments.
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