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Hey. Mr. Sullivan.
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Now, I know a lot of you are wondering
about tomorrow night's show.
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Just who are these youngsters from
Liverpool who call themselves the Beatles?
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Just what can we expect?
Well, let me put it in perspective for you.
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Now, here a few years ago, we had a young vocalist
up on our stage by the name of Elvis Presley.
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He, a few of you may remember...
He caused quite a sensational reaction...
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among the youngsters
in our studio audience.
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Well, tomorrow night,
right here on our stage,
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we're gonna have Elvis Presley times four!
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I don't get paid enough for...
All right. Simmer down.
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Simmer down, simmer down.
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All right. A few weeks ago I went to England,
and I saw these four youngsters perform.
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Both Sylvia and I agreed that what they
do to an audience is truly remarkable.
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So, I want you to be prepared for...
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excessive screaming, hysteria,
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hyper ventilation, fainting,
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fits, seizures, spasmodic convulsions,
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even attempted suicides...
all perfectly normal.
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It merely means that these youngsters
are enjoying themselves.
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Now, I want you to remember
that tomorrow night...
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we're going out live, coast to coast,
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to 90 million viewers
in the United States and Canada.
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So remember, nothing must interfere
with our really big "shoe."
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♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you something ♪
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♪ I think you'll understand ♪
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♪ When I say that something ♪
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♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
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♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
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♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
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♪ Oh, please, say to me ♪
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♪ You'll let me be your man ♪
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♪ And please, say to me ♪
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♪ You'll let me hold your hand ♪
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♪ Now let me hold your hand ♪
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♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
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♪ And when I touch you
I feel happy inside ♪
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♪ It's such a feeling that my love ♪
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♪ I can't hide, I can't hide ♪
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♪ I can't hide ♪
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♪ Yeah, you got that something ♪
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♪ I think you'll understand ♪
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♪ When I say that something ♪
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♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
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♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
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♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
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♪ And when I touch you ♪
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♪ I feel happy inside ♪
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♪ It's such a feeling that my love ♪
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♪ I can't hide ♪
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♪ I can't hide, I can't hide ♪
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♪ Yeah, you got that something ♪
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♪ I think you'll understand ♪
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♪ When I feel that something ♪
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♪ I want to hold your hand ♪
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♪ I want hold your hand ♪
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Rosie, I don't know why you're dragging me in here.
I can't be spending any money on Beatle records.
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Hey, listen. Stereo.
Rosie, are you listening to me?
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Come on, Pam.
Rosie!
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All right, baby, this is Murray the "K" with
the number one song... Rosie, wait a minute.
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Excuse me.
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Rosie, did you hear what I said? I've gotta start
saving my money for more important things.
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I mean, for God's sakes,
tomorrow night I'm getting... you know...
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All right, I'll buy it for you
as an elopement present. Shh!
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Do you wanna tell the whole world?
Anyway, if you're gonna get me something,
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get me something practical
that I can use, like Tupperware.
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Aah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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It's Paul! Oh, I'm gonna die!
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- Oh, my God! It's Paul! It's Paul!
- Rosie...
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Oh, I'm gonna die right here!
He's so cute, so sexy!
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- He's cardboard.
- ♪ I know you never ♪
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♪ Even try, girl ♪
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Yeah. Yeah, well, I know it is.
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Yeah.
The Beatles are fakes!
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It's all a plot... a plot to make you
waste your money! Don't fall for It!
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Herb, lemme... lemme call you
back later, huh? It's a gimmick!
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Oh, you don't really wanna buy these
albums. You only think that you do.
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Punch her out!
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Rosie, you're not buying another one.
It's not for me. It's for Pam.
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Just to give away two
tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show.
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Did you hear me, baby? If you can answer this
question: What's Ringo Starr's real name?
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Are you listening to me?
Did you hear what I said? Ohh!
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♪ Please please me, whoa, yeah ♪
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♪ Like I please you♪ And right now...
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Janis, what are you doing?
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You are picketing in my store.
You are driving my customers away.
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Why? All I see around this
store is Beatle albums.
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What about Bob Dylan? Joan Baez?
How come they don't get equal floor space?
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The Beatles sell.
"Jane" Baez doesn't sell.
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I deserve a little more respect
from my own daughter.
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You are embarrassing me.
I'm embarrassing you?
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I feel like I'm talking
to a walking publicity stunt.
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Hey, Janis!
Janis, have you seen Rosie?
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Hey,
just a reminder... Rosie.
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Rosie, that's your 12th busy signal!
You're not gonna get through!
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Rosie!
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Rosie, I got somethin' to tell ya,
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but I want you to promise me
that you're not gonna scream...
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and you're not gonna yell
and you're not gonna faint.
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Oh, my God, Grace. What?
You promise?
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I figured out a way to get
into the Beatles' hotel.
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Damn, Rosie! Control yourself!
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There's still a hitch.
We gotta raise $23.
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Twenty-three dollars?
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See, we have to hire a limo.
A limousine.
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It's the only thing that can pull up to the front
of the Beatles' hotel without getting stopped by cops.
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How much money you got?
Uhh, I got three dollars worth of dimes.
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That's not enough, Rosie. Damn!
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But it's enough to hire a cab.
We could drive up in a cab!
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No, I already found out.
The cops are checkin' the cabs.
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See, we need a limo, and we need it
tonight. I mean, I got a deadline to meet.
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Yeah. Tonight?
We can't go tonight.
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Aren't you guys forgetting
about something?
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Aren't you forgetting about this?
Oh, yeah. That.
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This is my last night as a single woman.
We were gonna do something special.
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We were supposed to spend the night at Rosie's,
and it was gonna be like my shower or something.
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Oh, hey, Pam, what could be better than for all of
us to drive up to the Beatles' hotel together...
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and see the Beatles in person? Yeah!
Right, Pam. How much money you got?
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I'm about to be a married woman. I can't
go chasing after the Beatles, and...
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and it's not fair to Eddie.
Pam, I want you to know something.
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You don't seem to understand
how important this is to me.
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I mean... I mean, I have got to get through to
the Beatles. My entire career depends on it.
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If I could get exclusive pictures of the Beatles, I mean,
they'd run my story on the front page of The Suburban!
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I mean, I might even be able to sell it to Life
magazine or something. Can you imagine that?
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Jesus Christ.
Gonna suffocate in here.
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Hey, Janis.
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Hey, Janis, you got any money?
What do you want money for?
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Don't worry. It's for a good cause.
Grace, there's Larry Dubois.
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So what?
So don’t you know who Larry Dubois is?
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Yes, I do. He's the boy
that threw up in biology.
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His father's got lots of limousines.
He's an undertaker.
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Hi, Larry. I didn't know you
played a musical instrument. Yeah.
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You're so musical.
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This is ridiculous.
He'll never do it.
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Uh, Larry, are you busy tonight?
I don't know.
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He'll do it.
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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Ohh!
I just ran over a casket.
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What was it doing out with the garbage?
Is that where it was?
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Uh-huh. Ooh, sh... Oh, it's okay. It's one of those
discontinued models my father's throwin' out.
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You know, nobody was in it,
so the garbage man'll come and pick it up.
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Jesus, Larry, didn't you even take
driver's ed, for goodness sakes?
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I told you I didn't have a driver's
license. All's I got is a permit.
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Look, Grace, we just better
turn around right now.
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It's against the law to drive with a permit
unless there is a licensed driver in the car.
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I've got a license, Pamela. You do? But,
Grace, I thought your birthday wasn't until...
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You know, I don't have any
insurance either. Relax, Larry.
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Look, I have absolute confidence in your ability
to handle machinery. Any kind of machinery.
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I mean, I've seen you threading up
those projectors in the A.V. room.
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You're just the best. Yeah, I'm
pretty good on those Bell & Howells.
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Yeah.
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Rosie, are we gonna have to listen to
the Beatles all the way to the city?
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You know, I swear, Janis. Every time something popular comes
along, you automatically think they can't be any good.
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- I don't know why we let her come in the first place.
- She's helping to pay for the gas, Rosie.
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Besides, someone's gotta
be there to speak the truth.
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Say, Rosie, what do you
think of my new sign?
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I think it's disgusting. Who do you
think's gonna look at that anyways?
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- The press, Rosie, the press.
- Hey, Larry, you like the Beatles, don’t you?
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- Yeah, they're all right. They got a good beat.
- Oh, they're the greatest!
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- I mean, gearest. Here, have a jelly baby.
- A what?
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A jelly baby. You know, jellybeans. They call 'em jelly
babies in England. It's the Beatles' favorite food.
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You know what their favorite drink is?
Coke, with a little bit of scotch.
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What am I doing here?
Eddie is gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me.
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Eddie hates the Beatles. He's gonna
think I'm immature. I just know it.
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Do we have to hear about Eddie
all the way into the city?
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Pam, can I see your ring, please?
Just for a minute?
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Well, all right,
but be careful with it.
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Why do you keep it in your boobs for, Pam? You're gonna
lose it that way. Do you want my mother to see it?
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Pam, you're so lucky.
Yeah, I guess.
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No, I mean it. I'll probably never get one of
these. Oh, don't be silly, Rosie. It's no big deal.
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Yeah. Well, there's really only one guy
I wanna marry anyways... Paul.
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- Paul? Paul who?
- Never mind. You don't know him.
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Larry, I think we're being followed.
Oh, God! Not the cops!
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- Relax!
- It's Tony Smerko!
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna hold your glands ♪
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Hey, Janis, how do
you like my hairdo?
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Oh, it's really fab!
It makes you look like Paul!
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Oh, you like it? You got it!
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Hey, where you guys goin'?
Oh, we're gonna go see the Beatles!
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The Beatles? Aw, the Beatles are a bunch of
crap. Hey, Janis, why don't you come with us?
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We got a whole case of Miller's High Life
here, the champagne of bottled beers!
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What do you say, gorgeous?
Here, open this one.
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Aww, come on.
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Janis! Hey!
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Hey, pull up! A little closer.
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Pull it closer. Pull it closer!
Hey, Dubois, how ya doin'?
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Pull it close. Pull it closer here!
Are you crazy?
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Hey, you don't mind if I...
if I come along with you, now, do you?
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Oh, I don't know, Tony.
I haven't got no insurance or nothin'.
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Aw, that's okay. Neither do I!
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♪ I've been told when a boy kiss a girl ♪
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What are you doin'?
♪ Take a trip around the world ♪
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♪ Hey, Hey♪
♪ Bopshoo wop, bop bopshoo wop ♪
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♪ Hey, Hey♪
♪ Bopshoo wop, bop bop shoo wop ♪
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♪ Hey, Hey♪
♪ Bop shoo wop ♪
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♪ Bop bop shoo wop ♪
♪ She say you do ♪
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♪ Bop shoo wop ♪
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♪ My girl says when I kiss her lips ♪
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Damn it, Smerko, what are you tryin' to do?
Kill us? ♪
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Hey, lighten up!
No harm done here.
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Everybody's in one piece. Huh!
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Hmm.
Ohh! Oh-ho!
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Want a swig of this stuff?
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Say, what is that?
Let me see this. What do you got?
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"Beatles"... What does this say?
"Beatles undermine artistic"...
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Integrity! I never would’ve figured
on you for a Beatles fan.
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I loathe the Beatles.
Not me. I hate 'em. Uuh!
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I can't stand their music.
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- Hey, Dubois, get up.
- What?
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I think you're sittin' on my comb.
Got it, Tony?
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Yeah, thanks.
Easy.
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Ooh, hoo-hoo!
Say, you got some collection here.
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Ann-Margret, we got Patty Duke,
Tuesday Weld, Jackie... Jackie Kennedy?
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Jesus, Dubois, you got the hots for Jackie
Kennedy? Why'd you take my wallet, Tony?
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Fastest hands in the West.
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Yeah, well, you give me back...
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Look. Now, look, no more screwin' around here, Smerko!
We have serious business to take care of in New York!
218
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- Hey, well, I'm a serious guy.
- Right. Well, you just keep your hands off of Dubois.
219
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,975
- Hey, me and Dubois are old pals, ain't we, Dubois?
- Yeah.
220
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Hey, Dubois, about what happened
in the cafeteria Friday?
221
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,444
Look, I guess I must've
slipped or somethin'. Yeah.
222
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,752
Did you get all of the applesauce outta
your hair okay? No problem, Tony.
223
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,850
- Hey, I'm sick of those limey fairies!
- Come on, Smerko!
224
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,556
Hey, switch that back! That
was Peter, Paul and Mary!
225
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,065
You and your stupid protest music.
That stuff's boring.
226
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:38,331
Did you ever listen to the words? You
oughta try listening to the words sometime.
227
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:43,364
Did you ever listen to the words to "Louie,
Louie"? Oh, Smerko, leave me alone!
228
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,722
Hey, who's still up at this hour? I'm gonna find
out by givin'away two Sullivan show tickets...
229
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:51,513
to the first caller who can tell me
which Beatle is left handed.
230
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,883
All right... Oh, my God!
I know it! It's Paul! It's Paul!
231
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,582
I know it! There's a phone booth!
232
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Stop the car! Stop the car! Oh, please
stop the car! Stop the car! - Cut it out!
233
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,595
- You either stop the car, or I'll jump out!
- Keep driving, Larry!
234
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,129
Jesus Christ, Dubois!
235
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,506
What the hell are you trying to do,
Rosie, kill yourself?
236
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:30,750
No, but I know the answer!
It's Paul!
237
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:35,226
Jesus Christ! I don't care! It would've
worth killing myself if I could've won!
238
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,228
Now, listen... listen to me!
God, I could...
239
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:41,596
This is my only chance to get exclusive pictures of
the Beatles, and I don't want anybody screwing it up!
240
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,227
So everybody, please, cool it!
241
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♪ Well, I talk about boys♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪
242
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,071
♪ Don't you know I mean boys♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪
243
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,477
♪ Well, I talk about boys now♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪
244
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,210
♪ Ahh-hh-hh♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪
245
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,549
♪ Well, I talk about boys now♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, boys ♪
246
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,987
♪ What a bundle of joy ♪
247
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- Ah bey! Ah bey!
- Uuh! Uuh!
248
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:19,936
Wake up, New York. It's Murray the "K"
on 42 cups of coffee on 1010 WINS...
249
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:23,772
all night and all day, 'cause we're not
gonna let you miss a single second...
250
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,902
of this fabulous Beatles weekend.
251
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:30,745
And we're goin'all the way, because we're mobile
today, baby, from in front of the Beatles'hotel.
252
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:36,687
And girls, I've got a special, personal message for
you from John Lennon. John asked me to tell you to...
253
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:40,590
♪ Well, shake it up, baby, now ♪
♪ Shake it up, baby ♪
254
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,061
♪ Twist and shout♪
♪ Twist and shout ♪
255
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,566
♪ Come on, come on come on, come on, baby, now ♪
♪ Come on, baby ♪
256
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:51,831
- Dubois, wake up! What are you
doin', fallin' asleep on me here?
257
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:03,816
Ahh! Everybody, wake up!
Wake up, everybody. Hey!
258
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,818
I think Dubois here deserves
a big round of applause.
259
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,845
As you can see, he got us
to New York safe and sound,
260
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,551
and in record time too.
261
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:17,528
Well, it only took him seven hours.
262
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,758
Usually takes me only 20 minutes,
but then,
263
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:24,030
I generally don't go by
way of Philadelphia!
264
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,616
I thought the sign said "north." Hey, just keep your
eyes on the road. The hotel's right around the corner.
265
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,404
Where? Where? Where is it?
Over there.
266
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,379
♪ Well, shake it up, baby, now♪
♪ Shake it up, baby ♪
267
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,046
♪ Twist and shout♪
♪ Twist and shout ♪
268
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,318
♪ Come on, come on come on,
come on, baby, now ♪ ♪ Come on, baby ♪
269
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:49,794
♪ Come on and work it on out♪
♪ Work it on out ♪
270
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,525
♪ You know you twist it, little girl♪
♪ Twist it, little girl ♪
271
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,864
♪ You know you twist so fine ♪
♪ Twist so fine ♪
272
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,702
♪ Come on and twist a little closer now ♪
♪ Twist a little closer ♪
273
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,607
♪ And let me know that you're mine ♪
♪ Let me know you're mine ♪
274
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:08,443
♪ Well, shake it, shake it shake it, baby, now ♪
♪ Shake it up, baby ♪
275
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:12,473
♪ Well, shake it, shake it shake it, baby, now ♪
♪ Shake it up, baby ♪
276
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,953
♪ Well, shake it, shake it shake it, baby, now ♪
♪ Shake it up, baby ♪
277
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,468
Keep driving, Larry. Around the corner. Pull up to the
front of the hotel like you know what you're doing.
278
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,483
Okay? Here, put this on.
279
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,758
- We want the Beatles!
- Pam, you comin'with us?
280
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:29,631
- Yeah, I just hope Eddie doesn't find out about this.
- Right. Okay, so Rosie and Pam are with me.
281
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:33,315
And the rest of you guys, we'll meet you later in
front of the hotel, okay? Now, everybody, duck down.
282
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,433
I don't want this car
to look like a school bus.
283
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,808
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
284
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:43,110
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
285
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,618
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
286
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,951
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
287
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,423
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
288
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:58,020
We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
289
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,498
We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
Move back! Move back!
290
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:05,367
We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
291
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,737
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
292
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,175
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
293
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,145
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles! Better check.
294
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,014
We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
Get that car! Check that car!
295
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,751
Yeah, pass him on through.
296
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,890
Come on, boy. Move it, move it!
297
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,155
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
298
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:34,564
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
299
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:39,970
- This isn't gonna work, Grace. This isn't gonna work.
- Shh! Just tell me when we get to the front door.
300
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,769
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
301
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,300
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
302
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,678
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
303
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,616
- We want the Beatles!
- Okay.
304
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:58,779
Come on. Come on.
305
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:05,391
Why aren't we there yet?
Yeah, Larry, why aren't we there yet?
306
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,659
There's a bunch of old people
in a cab up there.
307
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,725
Well, so what?
Why don't you just beep your horn?
308
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:15,035
You crazy? There's about
a thousand girls screaming out there.
309
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,373
We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
310
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,413
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
311
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:26,281
- We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
- Come on. Come on.
312
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,947
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
313
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,320
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles! Come on.
314
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,951
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
315
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:39,225
- They're movin'.
- We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
316
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,461
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
317
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,062
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles!
318
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,699
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles! ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
319
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:53,267
- ♪ I wanna hold your glands ♪
- It's him!
320
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,686
Uuh!
321
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,778
Killed!
You know you almost got us killed?
322
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,823
Hey, Dubois!
Leave the heater on! It's not funny!
323
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:16,123
Well, I guess we got to make our own heat.
Jesus!
324
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:21,462
Hey, wait a minute! Where you goin'?
I came here for a purpose, Smerko!
325
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:28,000
Hey, where you goin', Tony?
I came here for a purpose, Dubois.
326
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,436
Come on. Let's go.
327
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:38,745
Oh, my God, Grace,
my purse! I left it in the car.
328
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:42,379
- Forget your purse, Pam. You wanna get caught?
- Hey, you kids!
329
00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:45,082
Hold it right there!
Come on. Come on!
330
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,148
- Hey! Stop there!
- Come on!
331
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:51,219
Where do you think you're goin'?
Come back here, I said! Oh, God!
332
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:54,698
- Stop! Hey!
- Oh!
333
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,361
- Come back!
- Pam!
334
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,427
Come on, come on!
335
00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:02,065
Aah!
336
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,939
Hey, you kids... Aah!
337
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:07,035
Hey!
Hey!
338
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:11,048
Ah bey!
Uuh!
339
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,914
- Ah bey!
- Uuh!
340
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,920
Oo-wa-zowa-zowa!
341
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:19,890
Murray the "K" Swinging Soiree!
342
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,928
Let's get it on!
All right, listen.
343
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,453
I am out here only to let you
know about one thing.
344
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:30,832
We don't want you to move. We want you to stay
here. We like the vibe that you're givin' off.
345
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,894
- But you been yellin' so loud,
- Look!
346
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:36,430
You broke a couple of windows.
347
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:58,226
Oh, he's coming!
In here!
348
00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:22,577
The elevator's here.
349
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,680
The elevator's here.
The...
350
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,005
He's gone!
He's gone. Let's go!
351
00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:55,787
- Come on!
- My ring! I lost my ring!
352
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:57,845
Come on!
How long can she hold the door?
353
00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:00,448
Well, then go without me.
I've gotta find it.
354
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,894
I've got it!
355
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,954
Oh!
356
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,970
What'd you push 11 for?
They're on 12, room 1232.
357
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,737
I know they're in 1232, Rosie, but we've
gotta go up to 11 and walk up the stairs.
358
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,302
That's dumb. If they're on 12,
we should get off on 12.
359
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:25,660
Don't be stupid, Rosie. There's gonna be guards up there
on 12, and they're gonna be watching the elevators.
360
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:29,711
But this is a service elevator. Besides, how
you know there're not gonna be guards on 11?
361
00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,628
If I'm gonna get caught, I'm gonna get as
close to the Beatles as I can.
362
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:36,185
You wanna go to 12, go to 12, Rosie.
I'm not gonna argue with you.
363
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:39,492
You're never gonna make it.
We'll see.
364
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:55,272
- Hey, you! Come on! Let's go! Come on!
- Wait! Let me go!
365
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:59,408
Come on! You gotta listen to me!
I can explain! Come on! Listen to me!
366
00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:02,352
Hey, Sarge, I just found
another lost lady.
367
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,983
Okay, Lou.
Take her down the other elevator.
368
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:10,859
Oh, I can explain. Really, I can
ex... Don't tell me. Let me guess.
369
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:15,127
Your grandmother from Alaska's staying in the hotel,
and you got lost trying to find her. Come on.
370
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,532
Help! Help me!
371
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,308
When Paul finds out about this,
you're gonna be in a lot of trouble!
372
00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:33,981
- Come in, Harry.
- I read you, Sarge.
373
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:36,715
- What's the situation down there?
- All quiet here.
374
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:41,453
- Okay. We'll be coming down in a few minutes.
I'll check with you later. - Right. Over.
375
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:48,560
Hey, Irving.
Check that exit there, will ya?
376
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:04,744
We got another one, Stanley. Take her down to
the lobby and turn her over to Sergeant Bailey.
377
00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:06,751
Okay, Lou.
378
00:28:09,755 --> 00:28:13,191
Never in my life have I seen such
a disgusting display of vulgarity...
379
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:15,317
as I've witnessed in this hotel.
380
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:19,728
Young girls screaming
and running about... helter-skelter.
381
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,198
You should be ashamed of yourself.
382
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:28,001
- And as for this hotel, I was not aware its clientele included
such riffraff. - We apologize for the inconvenience, ma'am.
383
00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:32,100
Well, you can rest assured that in the
future I shall take my business elsewhere.
384
00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,168
Your floor, madam.
385
00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:39,275
You dropped something, ma'am.
386
00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:36,233
- We want the Beatles!
- Okay. Pull right up here.
387
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,674
Right. Hold it! Hold it right there.
That's good.
388
00:29:38,744 --> 00:29:40,735
I'll just get the door.
Yeah, sure.
389
00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:43,303
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles! That's terrific.
390
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:47,716
- We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
- Okay, Sarge. You can bring 'em out.
391
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:52,621
- Your snoring. Sullivan. You do.
That's an Irish name.
392
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:55,770
- We got a complaint from the hotel manager about it.
- You're as bad as the rest of them.
393
00:29:55,794 --> 00:30:00,094
- Who orders all this rubbish?
- Nothing better than a scenic back alley, I always say.
394
00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:02,099
Get in the car or I'll cripple you.
395
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:05,261
Quit shovin' me then.
Hey! The guy just licked my hand!
396
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,805
Oh!
397
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:11,172
Oh! Oh!
398
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,503
Mmm.
399
00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:22,276
Hey! Don't you know breaking
and entering is very serious offense?
400
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:27,155
You're making a mistake.
This is my room. I just lost my key.
401
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,720
Oh, 1232. I'm on the wrong floor.
I'm looking for 1332.
402
00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:33,788
My mistake, Officer.
403
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,899
What do you take me for,
some kind of an asshole?
404
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,181
And, little lady,
you have come all the way from... Hi, Mom!
405
00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:44,869
Buffalo. I stole the money from my mother
so I could come here, because I love John.
406
00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:47,810
Actually, I love all the Beatles,
but I especially love John.
407
00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:52,407
Someday I'm gonna marry John.
Isn't John already married?
408
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,385
Yeah, but he can get a divorce
or his wife could get in a plane crash...
409
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:59,220
or she could drown or anything could
happen, because John has to marry me!
410
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,556
He has to, or else I'll kill myself!
411
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,995
There you have it,
ladies and gentlemen... Beatlemania.
412
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:11,627
This is Sam David reporting from WGSL
in front of the...
413
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,694
Exterminate the Beatles!
414
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:16,484
Get outta here! Harry, cut it. Get her out
of here. Why did you shut off that camera?
415
00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:19,477
Turn it back on! Haven't you ever
heard of unbiased reporting?
416
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:21,756
Yeah, unbiased report!
There are two sides to every story!
417
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:25,593
There's two sides. Don't you know that? I don't believe
this! Whatever happened to objective reporting?
418
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,108
Yeah! Whatever happened to that?
You tell me.
419
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:32,714
What are you beefin' about now? It doesn't
matter. This is only a local news station.
420
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:36,283
I know what I have to do now.
I gotta find the national news reporters,
421
00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:39,558
then the whole country can hear what
I have to say. Talk, talk, talk.
422
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:43,567
That's all you wanna do is talk. I want the
whole country to hear what I have to say.
423
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:47,196
Shit. When does beatin' your gums ever mean
mean anything? You gotta do something.
424
00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:51,106
Well, I don't see you doing anything
except for following me around. Oh, yeah?
425
00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:53,940
Yeah!
Oh, you wanna see me do somethin'?
426
00:31:54,012 --> 00:31:56,776
All ri... Wha...
All right. I'll do somethin'!
427
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,080
Get him!
428
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,490
Look, I'll find my own way out, okay?
429
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,551
Make me happy.
430
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:51,767
Hey! Hey, you! You're not supposed to
be here! This is a restricted area!
431
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:56,137
You don't belong here! Don't you know this entire
section of the hotel's completely sealed off?
432
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:59,234
Paul! Paul! You can't get in there.
Besides, I already tried.
433
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,542
Those guys already left.
When?
434
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:05,583
About five minutes ago.
Ohh!
435
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:10,280
Well, actually, it was closer
to four minutes ago. Crazy broad.
436
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,952
What? What?
437
00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:17,620
That means they walked on this rug!
438
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,242
Don't jump to conclusions! I'm a collector!
Please, don't get a stain on it! Oh, Paul! Paul!
439
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:24,724
- In the name of human decency!
This is valuable merchandise! - Hey!
440
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,636
Oh! Come on! Run!
What are you doin'to the rug?
441
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:30,607
Run!
Gangway, copper!
442
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,838
Put me down!
I got friends on the force! Put me down!
443
00:33:33,912 --> 00:33:36,107
Take that, bully!
444
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,507
Come on, come on!
Where you taking me?
445
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:42,678
I know where I'm going!
Just come on! Aah!
446
00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:47,151
Where we going? Ooh!
Come on!
447
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,455
Take me with you!
Come on!
448
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,194
I can't go in there!
This elevator isn't lined up properly! God!
449
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:57,724
Ooh! Aah! Take me to the seventh floor!
I got a room there!
450
00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,794
Right!
451
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:35,028
Come on! Let's go!
Can't you get these floors lined up?
452
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,267
Come on!
453
00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:39,333
This way!
454
00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:47,578
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles! We want the Beatles!
455
00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:50,780
♪ Then there was music♪
This is my headquarters.
456
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:55,816
♪ And wonderful roses, they tell me ♪
457
00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:59,523
♪ In sweet, fragrant meadows ♪
458
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:04,262
- ♪ Of dawn and dew ♪
- Hey, hey! Don't touch anything!
459
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:08,371
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
460
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,806
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
461
00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:17,810
Hey, Larry, where have you been?
I've been lookin' all over for ya.
462
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:21,751
We've gotta get over to CBS right away. I just
found out the Beatles are rehearsing over there.
463
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:25,153
Yeah, well, I got news for ya! After this,
I'm gonna be taking my car straight home!
464
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:28,750
Sure, Larry. Anything you say. I mean it,
Grace. This time I'm puttin' my foot down.
465
00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:35,097
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What's happening?
466
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:37,712
They stink. They got no talent at all.
They look like a bunch of girls!
467
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:41,570
Yeah, man, we hate the Beatles, man.
They're foreigners from another country.
468
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:46,703
They take our women away from us. Man, send them back!
Send 'em back! Yeah, the Beatles are a bunch of wimps.
469
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:51,559
Everybody that listens to their music are wimps too. What're trying
to prove with long hair? You're misunderstanding the whole point.
470
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:55,280
I don't know what these chicks see
in it either. It's just a gimmick!
471
00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:57,844
Oh, and another thing, Murray.
472
00:35:57,923 --> 00:36:02,986
WINS used to be the best radio station in town
until you started playing all this Beatles junk.
473
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:07,157
Now that's all I ever hear! Whatever
happened to the Four Seasons? Yeah!
474
00:36:07,232 --> 00:36:11,272
I ain't never gonna listen to 1010 WINS again ever.
Never gonna, never ever. All right. Wait a minute.
475
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,294
You know something?
What?
476
00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:16,704
You're a deranged person,
but keep your chin up.
477
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:28,283
Yeah, Harry, my eyes were bothering me a little
with all the reading I'm doing around here.
478
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:33,724
So I went and I picked up this lamp. It's a real great lamp. I
mean, it's got, like, three switches on it to make it bright.
479
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,783
Great for reading.
480
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,852
Yeah, that's right, Harry.
What do you think...
481
00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:42,726
What the hell's
the matter with you?
482
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:46,270
Why don't you watch
where you push that thing?
483
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,700
Harry? Hello, Harry?
484
00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:53,972
Stupid kid. He broke my lamp.
485
00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:40,850
Oh, my God!
486
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:44,520
Oh! Ohh.
487
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,087
Oh, God.
488
00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:49,759
Ohh, God!
489
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:51,825
I don't believe...
490
00:37:53,238 --> 00:37:55,706
Oh, my God.
491
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,765
Oh. Ohh!
492
00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:01,111
Oh.
493
00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:06,446
♪ Love, love me do ♪
494
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:09,715
♪ You know I love you ♪
495
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,951
♪ I'll always be true ♪
496
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,721
♪ So, plea-ea-ea-ease ♪
497
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:20,526
♪ Love me do ♪
498
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:25,228
♪ Whoa-oa, love me do ♪
499
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,101
♪ Love, love me do ♪
500
00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:31,074
♪ You know I love you ♪
501
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,373
♪ I'll always be true ♪
502
00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:38,849
♪ So, plea-ea-ea-ease ♪
503
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,852
♪ Love me do ♪
504
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,412
♪ Whoa-oa, love me do ♪
505
00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:49,587
♪ Someone to love ♪
506
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:53,153
♪ Somebody new ♪
507
00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:55,961
♪ Someone to love ♪
508
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:59,595
♪ Someone like you ♪
509
00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:02,833
Hey, look what I found! A midget Beatle!
510
00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:06,035
Hey! Hey, come on!
Hey, what is it, a boy or a girl?
511
00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,102
Hey!
I think it's a girl!
512
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,825
It's doctor's orders! I'm very susceptible to
head colds! Hey, anybody got a razor blade?
513
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:15,912
I wanna give Goldilocks here
the Yul Brynner look, huh?
514
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:20,014
Ooh! All right. Hey, hey, wait a minute.
I'll make you a deal, I'll make you a deal!
515
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:24,289
- What? - I got tickets to The Ed Sullivan
Show, and you can have 'em if you let me go.
516
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,974
Tickets? What the hell do I want tickets? I
don't want any tickets. Hey, wait a minute!
517
00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:30,365
You can scalp 'em for a lot of money!
Well, I'm gonna scalp you for free!
518
00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:33,404
Oww! All right, Tony.
You've had your fun. Now let him go.
519
00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:37,518
Hey, remember, I said you gotta do somethin'. So I'm
doin' somethin'. I ain't just shootin' off at the mouth.
520
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,976
Oww!
You're completely ignoring the real issue.
521
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,912
You're merely attacking a symptom instead
of going to the real root of the problem.
522
00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:46,576
I'm gonna get to the roots, all right,
with these!
523
00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:49,484
Uh, hey, Smerko,
here comes a cop.
524
00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,649
I should've known this all along.
525
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:56,285
You ain't nothin' but a Beatles lover.
Here. You take him. Aah!
526
00:39:56,361 --> 00:39:59,406
Here's some great snapshots I got when
the Beatles arrived at Kennedy Airport.
527
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:03,332
Oh. Did you get any pictures of the Beatles?
Yeah, well, I didn't exactly see the Beatles,
528
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,667
but I got some great shots
of their suitcases. Wow.
529
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:11,300
You know, you're the first boy
I've ever met that I could really talk to.
530
00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:15,972
I mean, really talk to. Yeah, well, if you think these
are fab, I'll show you something that's really gear.
531
00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:24,145
Hey, don't they ever make the beds in here?
Nah. The hotel doesn't know I'm in here.
532
00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:28,625
Then how'd you get this key? I found it.
Someone left it in the door, and I found it.
533
00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:33,255
Then I took over the room. The hotel doesn't know I'm
here. If they knew I was here, they'd throw me out.
534
00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:37,825
Now, here. Look at this, look at this, look at this,
look at this, look at this, look at this, look at this.
535
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,101
Here. This is my masterpiece.
536
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:46,438
You know what this is? This is actually
a clump of grass that Paul stepped on.
537
00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:49,857
I'm not exactly sure which blade he stepped on, but
it's all in there. That's why I got such a big clump.
538
00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:52,873
Oh, wow! Can I have some of this?
What are you, crazy?
539
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:56,751
Oh, just a little bit! I'll buy it off of
ya. No. I'm sorry, but it's not for sale.
540
00:40:56,821 --> 00:41:00,052
Say, kid, do you really have
tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show?
541
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,252
Yeah. I sort of lucked into 'em.
My uncle's got connections.
542
00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:07,424
Would you sell one to me?
Uh, no, I couldn't do that.
543
00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,228
Heck, you just helped me out
of a real jam.
544
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,326
I'll give you one for free.
It's the least I can do.
545
00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:15,497
Thanks a lot!
546
00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:17,803
That's funny.
I thought I had 'em right there.
547
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,401
I don't even have 'em!
548
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:24,539
Peter! Hey, Peter!
I got your tickets to The Ed Sullivan Show!
549
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:27,710
- My tickets! How'd you get those?
- Never mind how I got 'em, but I got 'em!
550
00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:30,364
If you wanna get 'em back, you're gonna
have to get your goddamn hair cut!
551
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:36,122
Now, I found a barber shop that's open, so
let's go! You can't do that! It's extortion!
552
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,526
I can do any goddamn thing I want to!
I'm your father! Sir.
553
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,342
No kid of mine is gonna run around in the
streets looking like a goddamn girl! Sir.
554
00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:43,960
- Wait a minute, will ya?
- Well, I'm not gonna cut my hair!
555
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:49,132
And I'm not gonna argue with you! Now, if you want these tickets
back, you're gonna get your hair cut! Now, you think about it!
556
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,836
I don't have to think about it! For all I care,
you can take those tickets and shove 'em!
557
00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:54,902
What's your name anyway?
558
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:58,540
Ringo. Ringo Klaus.
What?
559
00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:01,107
Well, actually it's Richard,
Richard Klaus.
560
00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,915
This is my official
Beatles talcum powder.
561
00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:07,947
Anyway, like, Ringo Starr, you know,
he changed his name from Richard to Ringo?
562
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,205
Well, that's what I did. My real name's
Richard, and I changed it over to Ringo, see?
563
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:15,009
You know how the real Ringo has lots of rings? Well,
I got my own ring, too, see? Just like Ringo.
564
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:18,867
Good. I know all that stuff. Listen, I know
everything there is to know about the Beatles.
565
00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:22,917
There's nothin' I don't know about the Beatles! I'm the
greatest Beatles genius in the history of the universe.
566
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,774
Go ahead, ask me anything about the
Beatles! Ask me how tall John is.
567
00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:27,868
And the answer comeback,
5-foot-11.
568
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:32,713
Ask me when George's birthday is.
And the answer comeback, February 25, 1943.
569
00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:36,363
There's nothin' I don't know about the Beatles! Ask me
anything there is to know about the Beatles. Ask me anything!
570
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:39,379
Who is the youngest Beatle?
571
00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:42,153
I know the answer! Gimme the phone!
Get away! I know it too!
572
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,956
It's my room, and it's my phone!
573
00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:46,997
Hand it over!
Get away! Let me!
574
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,056
It's ringing!
575
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,124
Who's the youngest Beatle?
Ringo! George!
576
00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:53,864
Aww!
It's Ringo! Ringo, you crackpot!
577
00:42:53,938 --> 00:42:57,135
You... You stupid idiot!
It's George!
578
00:42:57,208 --> 00:43:01,804
Ringo's the oldest! Ringo's 23!
George is 20! Well, it's a trick question.
579
00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:06,026
George is the youngest in age, but Ringo was the last to
join the Beatles, therefore he's the youngest Beatle.
580
00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:08,996
See? The question was, "Who is the youngest
Beatle?" And that means it's Ringo!
581
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:12,421
See? Aah!
You're an idiot! You're a fink!
582
00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:16,358
You're a lousy rat fink!
And I would've won those tickets!
583
00:43:18,663 --> 00:43:21,996
Aah! Now I got you, you little shit-head!
Who you callin' little?
584
00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,398
Aah! Take that, you copper!
585
00:43:29,574 --> 00:43:32,441
Stay back! Watch it,
he's got a lamp! And it's lit!
586
00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:35,673
Ai-yaah! Give up, kid!
You're surrounded!
587
00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:38,443
I'll jump! I swear, I'll jump!
588
00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:40,882
Get off of me! Put me down!
I'll bring a lawsuit!
589
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,113
Stop it! Knock It off!
590
00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:45,655
Quit that kickin', will ya?
591
00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:49,090
Ringo! No-o-o!
592
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:12,078
Hey! What the hell do you think you're doin'?
There ain't no cameras allowed in here.
593
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,880
I'm just takin' a couple of pictures.
I'm with the press.
594
00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:18,012
Yeah? And I'm Captain Kangaroo.
Come on! Get the hell outta here!
595
00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:21,835
Please, sir, I've just gotta get some pictures of
the Beatles. I'd do anything to get in here. Yeah?
596
00:44:21,859 --> 00:44:23,884
Anything.
What's it worth to ya?
597
00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,327
Ten bucks. Ten bucks?
What, are you shittin' me?
598
00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:29,161
I'll tell you what.
Fifty bucks, and you got a deal.
599
00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:32,225
Fifty bucks? Look, I just don't
have that kind of money. Hey!
600
00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:34,794
You wanna get in and see 'em?
Fifty bucks. You don't like it?
601
00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:38,035
Get the hell outta here! All right.
All right, all right. I'll find the 50.
602
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:41,101
Then what do I do?
603
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,579
Listen, here's what's happenin'.
604
00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:45,878
The Beatles are the last act, right?
605
00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:50,011
All right. You wait till the show starts, you
come to this door and you knock like this.
606
00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:55,082
I open the door,
you give me the 50, you're in.
607
00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:57,457
Right now, get the hell outta here!
I gotta eat!
608
00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:04,801
Fifty bucks!
Where am I gonna get 50 bucks?
609
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,075
Mmm. Mmm.
610
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,218
Ahh!
611
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,192
Mmm. Mmm.
612
00:45:59,357 --> 00:46:02,554
Is this seat taken?
613
00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:07,297
Say, how's the food around here?
You guys eat here often?
614
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,931
Oh? Well, then, I take it that
you're not from around here, huh?
615
00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:17,498
- Brooklyn.
- No kiddin'? Me, I'm from Jersey.
616
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:24,070
Hey, hey, way to go!
Nice play, Shakespeare.
617
00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:35,049
Say, you girls ever been on top
of the Empire State Building?
618
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:40,462
Well, I was thinkin' about goin' up there later on
this afternoon and, uh, maybe you'd like to join me?
619
00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:43,193
Now, what's the gag?
620
00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:48,569
- She thinks you look like Paul.
- Oh, yeah. Lots of people tell me I look like Newman.
621
00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:55,770
- Not Paul Newman, Paul McCartney.
- Paul McCart... Never heard of him.
622
00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:59,008
He's one of the Beatles.
623
00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:04,344
Oh, ho!
624
00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:09,925
- What's with you? You got something
against the Beatles? - Who, me?
625
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:14,397
Besides the fact that their music stinks,
that I hate their guts...
626
00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:17,764
and they're nothin' but
a bunch of candy-ass pansies?
627
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,894
- No.
- Listen, grease ball.
628
00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:23,168
- Nobody asked you to sit here, so beat it!
- Now, wait a minute.
629
00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:27,507
Everything was going fine, we were having a
nice leisurely lunch and over a little chat,
630
00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:30,691
and then you had to go mention the Beatles
and make me choke on my goddamn food!
631
00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:32,342
Let's get outta here.
Yeah.
632
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:37,149
- Hey, wait a minute! Now, what about the Empire
State Building? - Why don't you jump off it?
633
00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:41,590
- Hey, you know what I do to Beatles? I stomp...
- Ohh!
634
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,729
Oh!
635
00:47:47,798 --> 00:47:49,789
Oh, wow!
636
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,631
Oh.
637
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:09,042
Oh.
638
00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,815
Ohh!
639
00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,224
Oh, my God.
640
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,289
Ohh!
641
00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:26,467
Oh, my God.
642
00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:29,563
Oh, God!
643
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:18,752
♪ Surfin' U.S.A. ♪
644
00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:22,259
♪ Everybody's gone surfin' ♪
645
00:49:22,326 --> 00:49:26,592
♪ Surfin' U.S.A. with Murray the "K"♪
646
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:29,531
- Hey, baby.
- Swinging Soiree.
647
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,800
Hey, who's this Johnny Carson that Ed wants
us to dedicate our songs to anyway? -
648
00:49:32,870 --> 00:49:35,134
- Probably a baseball player.
- No, isn't he the mayor?
649
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:42,312
I'm really disappointed about that
rehearsal. I mean, I think we sound crappy.
650
00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:46,111
Ah, come off it. All you gotta do is smile, twinkle
in the eye. You'll have 'em all screamin'.
651
00:49:48,018 --> 00:49:51,112
Hey! Well, what do you know?
It's still playin'.
652
00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:54,388
Murray is still talkin'. Hey, it looks like
somebody's been messing with me bass.
653
00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:58,452
- Yuck! There's sticky stuff all over it.
- Uuh! What'd you do that for?
654
00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:02,175
Why'd you put that picture of yourself in me
closet? I thought it might brighten up the place.
655
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,360
So that's it then.
Well?
656
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:07,404
Right there 1010
WINS right after The Ed Sullivan Show.
657
00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:11,771
- Will somebody call the porter up here? I need
me trousers cleaned. - Well, take 'em off then.
658
00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:15,107
I mean, you know, he can't clean 'em
with you standin' in 'em. Good idea.
659
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,647
Ohh!
660
00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:21,708
And my stockings... my official
Beatles nylon stockings... are missing.
661
00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:24,914
Those jerks from the hotel
stole my stuff, and you know why?
662
00:50:24,989 --> 00:50:28,015
They know even half my stuff's
worth $500.
663
00:50:28,092 --> 00:50:30,253
I'll sue 'em. That's what I'll do.
I'll sue 'em.
664
00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:34,696
- I just think we're lucky they didn't throw us in jail.
- They can't throw us in jail.
665
00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:39,446
We're both under 18years old. Therefore, we're both minors.
Therefore, they can't throw us in jail, and that's the law.
666
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:44,271
And if there's one thing I know, it's the law. Anyway,
I gotta get back in the hotel and get my stuff back.
667
00:50:44,341 --> 00:50:47,674
I know. I'll steal an elevator.
I'll hijack one like you did.
668
00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:50,441
Rosie, come here!
I gotta tell ya somethin'!
669
00:50:50,514 --> 00:50:53,381
Grace! Grace! Where have you been?
Did you get pictures of the Beatles?
670
00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,715
Grace, you know, it's, uh,
illegal to park here.
671
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:57,764
We're not parking, Larry. We're just
stopping. Hey! Where have you been?
672
00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:01,535
Did you get the pictures? No, not yet. Listen,
Rosie. I really need to borrow some money, okay?
673
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,892
Oh, Grace, no... I don't have that
much left. What did you spend it on?
674
00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:06,987
On these.
What are these?
675
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,464
Beatles bedsheets.
Beatles bedsheets?
676
00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:13,993
Those are the actual bedsheets the Beatles slept
on Friday night. Only two bucks per square inch.
677
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:17,350
You mean you paid two bucks for this little
piece of nothing? They're worth at least five.
678
00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:19,553
Grace, what time do you think
we'll be going home? Oh, yeah?
679
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:23,445
How do you know these are the real Beatles
bedsheets? The guy said they were authentic.
680
00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:26,092
You can't lie about a thing like that.
That would be against the law.
681
00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:28,929
Grace, we should be getting home.
I don't wanna miss The Ed Sullivan Show.
682
00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:32,150
Tell me something. Were there a lot of
kids buyin' these things? Oh, heck, yeah.
683
00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:34,734
You want me to show you where the guy
is that sold 'em to me? Here. Take these.
684
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,137
Come on, Larry. Let's get outta here.
Wait. You gotta take me with you.
685
00:51:37,161 --> 00:51:40,640
I'm the only one who knows where the guy is that
sold me this stuff. You gotta take me with ya.
686
00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:43,243
What is wrong with you? Who is this
guy, Rosie? Where'd he come from? Mars?
687
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:47,067
Oh, this is Richard Klaus.
He's my boyfriend. Your boyfriend?
688
00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:51,096
Grace, wait. What about The Ed Sullivan
Show? Well, you'd better find a TV set,
689
00:51:51,175 --> 00:51:54,167
because I still have
to get my pictures.
690
00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:59,948
Your boyfriend? What's the idea of telling that
broad I'm your boyfriend? I'm not your boyfriend.
691
00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:02,929
But I thought you and me... Well, we
seemed to get along pretty well and all.
692
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:06,286
Yeah? I thought
you were in love with Paul.
693
00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:09,292
Well, I am, but it's different
with Paul.
694
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:13,319
- I mean, Paul... He's a Beatle. It's just different.
- Yeah. I get it.
695
00:52:13,397 --> 00:52:17,424
You're just like all the rest. You're in love with
the Beatles till somebody better comes along, huh?
696
00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:20,647
Well, I got news for ya. Where I come from,
they've got a name for people like you.
697
00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:24,630
You're a traitor, and I don't associate with traitors,
so you can just quit taggin' along with me.
698
00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:27,074
"Amscray," sister!
699
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:30,045
I am not a traitor!
I do love Paul!
700
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:34,210
I'll always love Paul!
701
00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:37,777
I'll never love anybody else, ever!
702
00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:41,882
♪ I love you ♪
703
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:47,024
You know, you'd make things a lot
easier if you'd just cut your hair.
704
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:52,068
Hey, wait a minute.
I think I got it.
705
00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:54,536
- Hey!
- Let's get outta here!
706
00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:58,541
Hey, you kids! Come back!
Come on! This way!
707
00:52:58,609 --> 00:53:01,169
- Come back here!
- Come on! Let's get 'em!
708
00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:03,236
You all right?
709
00:53:03,314 --> 00:53:05,248
Security for the Beatles.
This way!
710
00:53:05,316 --> 00:53:09,480
At times, the Beatles had to
dress themselves up as the fuzz...
711
00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:13,580
- in order to go from place to place without getting
torn to shreds by all those girls. - Excuse me.
712
00:53:13,657 --> 00:53:16,285
Which way?
Which way did they go? Down here.
713
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,854
We've got another one that you haven't heard
yet from that crazy British import album.
714
00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:24,628
You're hearing it first with the "K"
in what you call Swinging Soiree.
715
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:30,504
In fact, I think I'm gonna mail it out to
you. ♪ Oh, yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman ♪
716
00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:33,236
Hey, Reese,
I got the one with the hair. Let him go!
717
00:53:33,310 --> 00:53:35,505
He wasn't doing anything.
Grab her too.
718
00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:38,639
You're just picking on him because
he's got long hair. Shut up.
719
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:41,344
Let that kid go.
Yeah. Let him go.
720
00:53:41,418 --> 00:53:44,738
- Just because he's got long hair doesn't
mean you can do all that. - Let go of him!
721
00:53:47,491 --> 00:53:50,426
Hey, what's going... - All right! Get back!
722
00:53:50,494 --> 00:53:55,227
Get back! Get back!
Get back in line!
723
00:53:55,299 --> 00:53:57,597
Get back! Get back!
724
00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:00,501
Get back! I'm warning ya.
Now, get back.
725
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,063
Move along.
726
00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:10,810
Get back!
Get that crowd back!
727
00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:14,078
Get back in line.
Get back.
728
00:54:14,151 --> 00:54:18,212
Reese, Foley, let 'em go! But, Sarge,
they were tryin' to break into the studio.
729
00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:22,349
Goddamn it, I said let 'em go!
I don't want a riot on my hands.
730
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:25,862
All right. Go on.
Get outta here. Beat it.
731
00:54:27,531 --> 00:54:31,262
Wow. Did you see that?
Do you realize what just happened here?
732
00:54:31,335 --> 00:54:34,463
Yeah. We almost just got thrown in jail.
You were right all the time.
733
00:54:34,538 --> 00:54:38,235
The only way we're gettin' in there
is to get my hair cut. You can't.
734
00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:42,870
What? You can't cut your hair.
Not now. Not after all this.
735
00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:47,246
I just don't get ya. I mean,
don't you wanna go and see the show?
736
00:54:47,317 --> 00:54:52,311
Look, all this time I've been wrong about the Beatles.
I'll figure out some other way to get those tickets back.
737
00:54:52,389 --> 00:54:54,789
What? From my old man?
738
00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:57,858
No way. The only way you're gonna get
those tickets from him is to take 'em.
739
00:54:58,195 --> 00:55:01,460
Genuine squares of Beatle bedsheets,
only one dollar!
740
00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:04,695
Ladies, they're huggable,
they're kissable. Unwashed, girls...
741
00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:07,430
unwashed Beatles bedsheets...
and they're only one dollar!
742
00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:09,582
Bigger and better Beatles bedsheets!
Can I have a John?
743
00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:11,685
A John. Here's a John.
One dollar. Can I have a George?
744
00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,371
Here's George. One dollar.
Hey, are you sure these are real?
745
00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:17,190
It doesn't look like the ones they're selling
over there. That's 'cause they're newer.
746
00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:20,479
They just came off the Beatles' beds this
very morning. Look how wrinkled it is!
747
00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:23,918
Okay. Anybody else? I want to buy
$40 worth for my whole fan club.
748
00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:27,150
Ten of each Beatle.
Ten of each Beatle?
749
00:55:27,224 --> 00:55:30,159
Well... Well, look. I only have about 23,
but I can get some more.
750
00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:32,227
I'll meet you back here in
10 minutes, okay? Okay!
751
00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:35,254
Hey. Wanna buy some Beatle bedsheets?
They slept on 'em.
752
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,630
For one dollar?
753
00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:41,000
Hey, would you like to buy some
Beatle bedsheets for one dollar?
754
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,943
For Christ's sakes, Dubois,
what the hell are you doin'?
755
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:51,777
I'm selling some Beatle bedsheets.
I can see that.
756
00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:56,752
Geez! Is this what it's come to? You standin' in the
street with a handful of rags like a goddamn beggar?
757
00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:59,721
Ain't you got no self-respect?
Get rid of this shit!
758
00:56:00,724 --> 00:56:03,436
Damn it, Dubois. How could you let
yourself be pussy-whipped like this?
759
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:06,793
You know she's made a fool out of ya.
You know that, don't ya? A damn fool!
760
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:10,425
Yeah. I was just tryin' to get pictures for
her, Tony. I mean, she needed pictures...
761
00:56:10,501 --> 00:56:14,028
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it ain't
your fault. It's that... that limey scum.
762
00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:19,007
It's like the whole goddamn world's
flipped or somethin' like that.
763
00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:24,446
You know what happened to me today? I tried
to pick up seven different chicks. Seven.
764
00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:27,660
And they all gave me shit. They gave me shit!
Now, a week ago, this couldn't have happened.
765
00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:30,619
I'm fed up, Dubois. I've had it
up to here with this crap.
766
00:56:30,687 --> 00:56:33,884
Something's gotta be done.
Something's gotta be done to stop it...
767
00:56:33,957 --> 00:56:36,703
I don't know what... but it's gotta be
done now before it spreads any further.
768
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:40,322
It's like a goddamn disease, for Christ's
sakes! Do you understand what I'm saying here?
769
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:44,265
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna get
back to the car, Tony, so...
770
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:49,395
Yeah. Go ahead. Go on.
I'll... I gotta think this shit out.
771
00:56:49,473 --> 00:56:55,173
♪ We love you, Beatles
oh, yes, we do ♪
772
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:59,079
♪ We don't love anyone
as much as you ♪
773
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:03,677
♪ When you're not near us
we're blue ♪
774
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:07,485
♪ Oh, Beatles, we love you ♪
775
00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:11,824
♪ We love you, Beatles
oh, yes, we do ♪
776
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,969
Well, if nobody wanted to buy any,
then where's your sheets?
777
00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:32,277
Well, I, um... I don't know.
I dropped 'em.
778
00:57:32,349 --> 00:57:35,147
God damn, Larry.
Come on. Here.
779
00:57:35,219 --> 00:57:39,383
Help me rip this sheet up.
Only 17 more pieces, and I'm home free.
780
00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:42,650
♪ I got arms that long to hold you ♪
781
00:57:42,726 --> 00:57:45,661
♪ And keep you by my side ♪
782
00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:49,722
♪ I got lips that long to kiss you ♪
783
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,735
♪ And keep you satisfied ♪
784
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:55,135
♪ If there's anything that you want♪
Hi.
785
00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:58,834
♪ If there's anything I can do ♪
786
00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:01,537
- Grace?
- Would you cut it out?
787
00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:04,672
Grace? ♪ And I'll send it along
with love from me to you ♪
788
00:58:04,748 --> 00:58:07,876
- Hand it over, scag.
- What?
789
00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,419
Our money.
These are fakes.
790
00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:15,183
- Oh, there must be some mistake.
- Damn right. Look at this.
791
00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:18,695
I know for a fact they didn't use sheets
from J.C. Penney's at that hotel.
792
00:58:18,762 --> 00:58:21,788
I swear to you... I was told these
sheets are genuine. They really are.
793
00:58:21,865 --> 00:58:25,323
Give us our money back or we'll
beat your brains. Hey, hey.
794
00:58:25,402 --> 00:58:28,667
Come on, girls.
Let's... Let's be reasonable.
795
00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:32,106
Listen, pencil neck.
I'll kick your face in.
796
00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:37,579
- Grace, I think they mean it.
- ♪ If there's anything that you want ♪
797
00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:40,708
♪ If there's anything I can do ♪
798
00:58:40,784 --> 00:58:44,276
♪ Just call on me
and I'll send it along ♪
799
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,755
♪ With love from me to you♪
Looks like you're out of business.
800
00:58:47,824 --> 00:58:51,089
♪ To you, to you ♪
801
00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:53,152
♪ To you ♪
802
00:58:54,598 --> 00:58:57,123
Okay. We're still T.C.B. and
takin'care of business...
803
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,691
as we cover
this fabulous Beatle weekend.
804
00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:04,374
And you probably don't hear as much going
on as there was... not as much shouting...
805
00:59:04,441 --> 00:59:09,606
It's because 33 minutes ago, everybody
that was here with this big crowd left...
806
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,513
because the Beatles are going
over to The Ed Sullivan Show...
807
00:59:12,582 --> 00:59:15,517
to do their first telecast
in the United States.
808
00:59:15,585 --> 00:59:17,625
And you wanna watch that.
I'm gonna be there myself.
809
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:28,162
Hey, Grace, did you hear about the
Valentine's Dance at school Friday night?
810
00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:32,531
I know all about it, Larry.
Why don't you just have a drink, okay?
811
00:59:32,602 --> 00:59:36,060
I'd better not. I mean, you know what
they say about drinking and driving.
812
00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:39,404
Frankie?
Yeah. I was thinkin'.
813
00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:42,789
I'm glad I got in touch with ya. I got a few
hours to kill before I have to go out of town,
814
00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:46,943
and I could use a little companionship,
you know what I mean?
815
00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:49,645
You see, Grace, it's kind of hard...
Yeah. Is Ginger available?
816
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:54,020
I was sort of thinkin' about all we've been through
together. How 'bout that redhead? What's her name?
817
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,423
Judy. Yeah. Is she... No.
818
00:59:56,493 --> 01:00:01,556
Whatever you think, Frankie. As long as she's
on the young side, you know what I mean?
819
01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:06,000
- A college coed?
- And, well, you'll probably be busy, so forget it.
820
01:00:06,069 --> 01:00:11,097
- Shh.
- Hey, no kiddin'.
821
01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:14,700
Hey, yeah. That's right.
Room 909.
822
01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:17,542
Mm-hmm. That's great.
Why don't you send her over?
823
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,378
Yeah. How 'bout...
'bout an hour?
824
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,418
Yeah.
825
01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:25,216
Half hour would be better,
Frankie. Yeah.
826
01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:28,985
Thanks, Frankie.
827
01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:31,687
Grace, it's gettin' kind of late.
Maybe we'd better get goin'.
828
01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:35,789
Larry, how old
do you think I look?
829
01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:43,535
- I don't know.
- I mean, you think I could pass for a college student?
830
01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:47,202
Sure. Sure.
You get good grades.
831
01:00:48,712 --> 01:00:54,514
Larry, there's something I gotta do. I want
you to meet me back here in about one hour.
832
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:59,749
Wait. Where you goin'?
I just thought of something I could sell.
833
01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:02,951
Why don't you tell me?
Maybe I can sell some too.
834
01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:07,622
I don't think so, Larry.
You just wait for me, okay?
835
01:01:07,697 --> 01:01:13,101
Grace, you can't!
I won't let you do it.
836
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:16,162
Do what?
You know.
837
01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:18,799
What?
You know.
838
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:23,471
Larry, I know exactly what it is I'm doing,
so just relax.
839
01:01:23,547 --> 01:01:28,211
Go back to the table, finish this up, okay?
Meet me back here soon.
840
01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:33,279
Well, Grace, think of what you're doing.
I mean, it's... it's a sin.
841
01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:40,886
Ohh.
842
01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:46,092
It'll never come off.
843
01:01:53,677 --> 01:01:56,510
Oh, shit.
Dropped my "pneumonia."
844
01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:07,918
Hey, wait a minute.
845
01:02:09,759 --> 01:02:13,160
All right. You stay out here.
Are you crazy?
846
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:16,393
That guy hates my guts.
He's not gonna do anything... not for me.
847
01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:19,958
No, but he might do it for me.
848
01:02:22,205 --> 01:02:25,174
Three Beatles
took a tour of Central Park yesterday...
849
01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:28,109
while George stayed in bed
nursing a sore throat.
850
01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:31,807
Reports are that George... Hey! Hey, what
are you doing? I was watching that.
851
01:02:31,882 --> 01:02:35,283
Sorry about that. It's showtime.
But you don't seem to understand.
852
01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:40,221
The Ed Sullivan Show is gonna be on.
Honey, we all got our problems.
853
01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:44,522
When that show goes on in there, that
tube goes off. It's union rules.
854
01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:48,462
Ohh. Well, how long
does this go on?
855
01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:51,092
Midnight.
856
01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:53,534
Want another one?
857
01:03:01,678 --> 01:03:06,274
To hell with it. I don't wanna hear about
it. Wait! I'll tell ya! Just listen!
858
01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:09,477
This guy is the kid's father. In his
wallet are tickets to the Beatles show.
859
01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:11,987
That's all we want.
You can have his money. What did you say?
860
01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:14,015
I said you can have all his money.
No, no, no, no.
861
01:03:14,057 --> 01:03:18,221
You said something about tickets. Tickets to
The Ed Sullivan Show. That's all we want.
862
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:21,264
How many tickets has he got?
Three.
863
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:29,905
I'll do it,
but I get one of the tickets.
864
01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:33,841
I'm sorry, really I am. It was just an
accident. I didn't wanna come up here...
865
01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:35,901
and get in trouble
or anything like that.
866
01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:38,777
I didn't even wanna come here today.
They made me do it.
867
01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:41,715
This is very unlike me. I mean,
I just don't do things like this,
868
01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:44,379
and it's all
just very confusing for me.
869
01:03:44,454 --> 01:03:48,857
You've gotta believe me, please.
I believe ya. It's okay. It's okay.
870
01:03:48,925 --> 01:03:51,553
Look, everything's
gonna be all right.
871
01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:54,392
Now, you got somebody you can
call to come and pick you up?
872
01:03:54,464 --> 01:03:57,956
There's a phone over there.
Why don't you go over and use it?
873
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:02,303
Sergeant.
874
01:04:02,372 --> 01:04:04,704
Look at this crap.
875
01:04:05,775 --> 01:04:08,505
Is that the bird that was
under Lennon's bed? Bird?
876
01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:10,512
Girl.
Girl. Girl. That's her.
877
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:13,793
Well, I just spoke to Brian. It's very
important we keep her here for a while, okay?
878
01:04:13,817 --> 01:04:15,751
No sweat.
I beg your pardon?
879
01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:20,586
Uh, no problem. Hello? Eddie?
Can you come and get me, please?
880
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,193
♪ The best things in life
are free ♪
881
01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:29,789
♪ But you can keep 'em
for the birds and bees ♪
882
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:33,768
♪ Now, give me money♪
♪ That's what I want ♪
883
01:04:33,837 --> 01:04:37,500
♪ That's what I want♪
♪ That's what I want ♪
884
01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:41,203
♪ That's what I wa-a-a-ant, yeah ♪
885
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,909
♪ That's what I want ♪
886
01:04:45,982 --> 01:04:49,543
♪ Your lovin'give me a thrill ♪
887
01:04:49,619 --> 01:04:52,315
♪ But your lovin'
don't pay my bills ♪
888
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:56,018
♪ Now, give me money♪
♪ That's what I want ♪
889
01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:59,823
♪ That's what I want♪
♪ That's what I want ♪
890
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:04,663
♪ That's what I want oh,
yeah♪ ♪ That's what I want ♪
891
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:08,397
♪ That's what I want ♪
892
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:32,820
What?
893
01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:31,016
Trapped like a rat.
894
01:06:31,087 --> 01:06:36,389
Now, wait a minute. I said I'd get my hair cut,
but you don't expect me to pay for it, do ya?
895
01:06:39,295 --> 01:06:42,958
Okay. And don't forget
to bring the tickets.
896
01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:46,827
It's all set.
897
01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:54,133
Going up?
898
01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:57,179
Seven, please.
899
01:06:57,247 --> 01:07:01,183
♪ There's a place There's a place ♪
900
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:05,881
Hey, baby, this is the "K." I'm interrupting my own
show to bring you an important Beatles bulletin.
901
01:07:05,955 --> 01:07:09,914
I just discovered another pair of Ed
Sullivan tickets I forgot to give away.
902
01:07:09,993 --> 01:07:12,037
Now, even though we're only a
few minutes away from showtime,
903
01:07:12,061 --> 01:07:15,792
the folks over there at CBS tell me you can still
get in even if you're a few minutes late,
904
01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:19,323
provided, of course, you answer
our countdown question correctly.
905
01:07:19,402 --> 01:07:21,495
Please! Hurry!
Get me to seven!
906
01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:26,099
If you live out on the Island, Westchester County, Jersey,
wherever, don't call in if you can't make the show.
907
01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:28,667
All right. Here we go
with a very tough Beatles question.
908
01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:33,705
Which particular Beatle is at the same
time the oldest and youngest member...
909
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:39,483
Ohh! ♪ I wanna be your lover,
baby I wanna be your man ♪
910
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:43,083
♪ I wanna be your lover,
baby ♪ Ow! Ooh!
911
01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:46,720
Sorry.
♪ Love you like no other, baby ♪
912
01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:49,162
♪ Like no other can ♪
913
01:07:49,232 --> 01:07:54,260
♪ Love you like no other, baby
like no other can ♪
914
01:07:54,337 --> 01:07:56,430
♪ I wanna be your man ♪
915
01:07:56,506 --> 01:08:00,067
♪ I wanna be your man♪ Oh, please, God. Let
me get through. Please let me get through.
916
01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:06,445
Yo.
Which Beatle is the oldest and youngest?
917
01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:09,542
Ringo?
Wait a minute. Ringo?
918
01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:11,644
Yes.
That's right!
919
01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:14,417
Your tickets will be waiting
for you at the Ed Sullivan theater.
920
01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,686
What's your name, baby? What's your name?
921
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,125
Rosie! It's Rosie Petrofsky!
922
01:08:19,195 --> 01:08:21,425
All right, Rosie! You're a winner!
Congratulations!
923
01:08:21,498 --> 01:08:23,989
Oh, thank you!
Thank you very much!
924
01:08:24,067 --> 01:08:26,763
Thank
you for letting me use your phone.
925
01:08:30,573 --> 01:08:34,873
I won.
♪ I wanna be your man I wanna be your man ♪
926
01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:41,809
Oh... Oh!
927
01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:52,058
- Lobby, please.
- ♪ I wanna be your lover, baby ♪
928
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,562
♪ I wanna be your man ♪
929
01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:59,398
♪ I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man ♪
930
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:02,802
♪ Love you like no other, baby ♪
931
01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:10,507
What's wrong? What's wrong
with this elevator?
932
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:13,378
You!
Hi, Rosie.
933
01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:16,384
You busted it!
You broke the elevator!
934
01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:21,048
Calm down. Relax. I'll have it fixed in a jiffy. I
know everything there is to know about elevators.
935
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:26,758
You broke it. You broke it on purpose!
Wait a minute. I know.
936
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:31,232
Just let me fix this here.
Help! Get us out of here!
937
01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:34,134
We're trapped!
Oh, I'm ruined!
938
01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,138
My whole life is ruined!
939
01:09:37,206 --> 01:09:41,404
Don't worry. I'll get us out of this mess.
Somebody from the hotel is bound to save us.
940
01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:46,779
They'll come and rescue us just like the cavalry.
Don't worry. It's not like we're gonna suffocate.
941
01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:49,750
There's plenty of fresh air.
942
01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:54,615
Oh, before I forget... Here's a little something
for you on behalf of the boys and myself,
943
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:57,319
just to show
there are no hard feelings.
944
01:09:57,393 --> 01:10:01,921
It's a pass to the boys' performance
on the telly tonight. Oh, my God.
945
01:10:01,998 --> 01:10:05,195
Thank you. Oh, by the way, there are
some members of the press downstairs.
946
01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:10,137
They'd like to chat with you a bit.
You don't have any objections, do you?
947
01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,868
Reporters? Well... Well, what
do they wanna talk to me for?
948
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:15,069
They just wanna
ask you a few questions.
949
01:10:16,412 --> 01:10:19,904
You must be Al. Hi. I'm Cindy.
Hi, Cindy. I'm glad you could make it.
950
01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:22,213
Uh, can I...
can I take your coat?
951
01:10:22,285 --> 01:10:24,219
Yeah. Sure.
Can I fix you a drink?
952
01:10:24,287 --> 01:10:27,279
A Coke, please.
953
01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:30,417
Well, what kind of party
do you have in mind, Al?
954
01:10:30,493 --> 01:10:35,556
Well, uh, actually, Cindy,
it was more like a picnic.
955
01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:37,725
Look at that.
956
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:41,702
All right. She's probably
gonna end up in one of those houses.
957
01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:44,934
She is gonna end up
in one of those houses.
958
01:10:45,008 --> 01:10:47,841
It's all your fault.
959
01:10:53,516 --> 01:10:57,475
Hey. Here she comes.
How 'bout a big smile for the camera?
960
01:10:57,553 --> 01:11:01,216
There you go.
How does it feel to be in the limelight?
961
01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:06,318
Would you do it again?
I don't know. I didn't...
962
01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:09,297
Hold it right there.
That's it. Thank you.
963
01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:14,928
Different generation here.
964
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:20,607
Okay. Could the people in the front please sit
down for the benefit of those in the back?
965
01:11:20,677 --> 01:11:23,771
Thank you. Now, I'd like
to introduce you to the young lady...
966
01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:26,906
Miss Pam Mitchell.
967
01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,850
How does it feel to be
the number-one Beatle fan in New York?
968
01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:41,886
Miss Mitchell?
Miss Mitchell?
969
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:45,456
Millions of young girls across the country
dream about what you've done today.
970
01:11:45,535 --> 01:11:47,901
Perhaps you'd like to tell them...
How did you feel...
971
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:52,100
actually being
in the Beatles' hotel room?
972
01:11:52,175 --> 01:11:54,200
Well, I, um...
973
01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:59,113
It's kind of hard
to put into words, but...
974
01:11:59,182 --> 01:12:02,674
I guess it... it was...
975
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,387
it was wonderful,
976
01:12:07,457 --> 01:12:11,154
the most wonderful feeling
I've ever had in my life.
977
01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:14,890
Al, would you mind if I switched to Ed
Sullivan? 'Cause the Beatles are gonna be on.
978
01:12:14,964 --> 01:12:17,592
I don't... care.
Anything you want. Thanks.
979
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,534
Try to land one of these.
980
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:25,768
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Yeah. Something really nice happened here.
981
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:31,144
The Beatles got a real kick out of it because
we received a wire... or they did...
982
01:12:31,214 --> 01:12:34,149
from Elvis Presley
and Colonel Tom Parker...
983
01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:37,778
wishing them the most
tremendous success in our country.
984
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:40,948
I think that was really,
really, really nice.
985
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:44,117
Now, you know, this particular season
has seen many, many exciting acts,
986
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:48,926
like the Little Italian Mouse, Topo Gigio,
Belgium's Singing Nun, Sister Sourire...
987
01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:54,698
Well, kid, looks like your old man
really stuck it to ya this time.
988
01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:57,535
The Sullivan show's already started.
You may as well go home.
989
01:12:57,607 --> 01:13:01,475
Oh, no. They'll let us in, even if we're late,
just so long as we've got the tickets, okay?
990
01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:07,883
Give you one of my genuine
Beatles bedsheets. You can have a Paul.
991
01:13:07,950 --> 01:13:11,511
I'm gonna miss The Ed Sullivan Show.
No.
992
01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:14,133
There's no way we can miss The Ed
Sullivan Show. I know where there's a TV,
993
01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:16,091
and besides,
the Beatles are the last act.
994
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:19,605
They always save the best acts for last. That way
you have to sit through all the commercials.
995
01:13:19,629 --> 01:13:22,996
I got tickets
to see 'em in person!
996
01:13:23,065 --> 01:13:25,226
I won 'em on the radio!
997
01:13:25,301 --> 01:13:28,236
Yeah, well,
that's what I was saying.
998
01:13:28,304 --> 01:13:31,535
We're... No... Wait... We're trapped!
999
01:13:31,607 --> 01:13:35,407
Oh, please, get us out! Somebody save us!
We're trapped like rats!
1000
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,678
That's right. Clear out.
All right. Get back.
1001
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,775
All right. Hold it down.
Open up.
1002
01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:46,198
Pam, did you touch them? Can I touch you
where you touched them? I didn't touch them.
1003
01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:48,190
Can I have your autograph?
Sure.
1004
01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:52,421
- Pam, can we have your autograph?
- Sign my cast.
1005
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:57,764
You'd better hurry if you wanna
see the show. Can I touch you?
1006
01:14:02,004 --> 01:14:04,438
Excuse me.
Bye.
1007
01:14:04,507 --> 01:14:07,067
Bye-bye. Take care.
Bye.
1008
01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:10,078
Who's that guy? Oh, that's Neil.
He's really nice. You'd like him.
1009
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,842
Yeah. Let's go. You had me worried;
I hope you know that. I'm sorry,
1010
01:14:12,915 --> 01:14:14,974
but today
was just so incredibly important...
1011
01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:18,697
I'm gonna let it go this time, but you are going
to have to start acting a little more responsible.
1012
01:14:18,721 --> 01:14:21,588
You're hurting me.
1013
01:14:21,657 --> 01:14:24,922
Pam, where's my ring?
1014
01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:26,985
What?
My ring.
1015
01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:31,466
A paid a hundred and... I paid
$175 for that ring. Where is it?
1016
01:14:31,534 --> 01:14:35,903
It's, um... It's in my shoe.
I put it in my shoe.
1017
01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:40,385
Well, get it the hell out of your shoe. I just thought that would
be the safest place for it when I was running around here.
1018
01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:45,278
I couldn't think of anything else to do with
it, because I lost my purse on our way here.
1019
01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:49,910
It was just in the car, and I'm sorry.
I... Come on. Let's get outta here.
1020
01:14:53,456 --> 01:14:56,983
Hey. Psst. There he is.
1021
01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:17,635
Hey, watch where you're walkin'! This is
a free country. I can walk where I want!
1022
01:15:17,713 --> 01:15:20,181
Then walk on the expressway!
1023
01:15:23,119 --> 01:15:25,230
Okay. Come on. Let's go.
Wait a minute. Got the tickets?
1024
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:27,688
Of course I got the tickets!
1025
01:15:27,757 --> 01:15:31,716
Come on. Let me see 'em.
1026
01:15:36,265 --> 01:15:39,132
There ain't no tickets in here!
Look!
1027
01:15:41,337 --> 01:15:43,737
Now, come on.
Let's go.
1028
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:50,605
No. Dad!
1029
01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:54,205
No.
1030
01:15:57,019 --> 01:15:59,453
No.
1031
01:16:07,029 --> 01:16:10,430
- Dad! Oh, Dad!
- Now, sit in there!
1032
01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:13,764
I said sit in there!
Oh, Jesus. No.
1033
01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:18,640
I said stay in that chair.
Do you wanna see that show or don't you?
1034
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:23,042
Look at that. You ever see a
haircut like that before? Uh-uh.
1035
01:16:23,112 --> 01:16:26,104
Isn't that something? How would you
like to have a kid like that? Uh-uh.
1036
01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:29,811
Got into town last night, and I saw him from
the back... I thought it was my daughter.
1037
01:16:29,885 --> 01:16:33,252
Mm. I told him, "If you don't get a
haircut, you'll have to wear a sign."
1038
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:35,688
That somethin'?
1039
01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:38,852
Mm-hmm.
All right then. Go to work.
1040
01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:43,563
All right. Now, just take it easy.
Nobody's gonna hurt ya.
1041
01:16:43,632 --> 01:16:46,795
Now, be a man,
and everything'll be fine.
1042
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,299
Aah.
1043
01:17:08,924 --> 01:17:11,222
All right, kid.
How do ya want it?
1044
01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:16,060
I want him to look
like a marine.
1045
01:17:48,597 --> 01:17:52,658
Oh, my God! He's just been hit by a bus!
1046
01:17:52,735 --> 01:17:55,704
I... I think he's in shock!
1047
01:17:55,771 --> 01:18:00,401
Mister, please. Can I use your coat?
We've gotta keep him covered.
1048
01:18:03,846 --> 01:18:08,408
He looks bad. You'd better give him some
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. -
1049
01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:11,180
Uh, right.
Uh, could you call an ambulance, please?
1050
01:18:11,253 --> 01:18:14,347
There's a phone booth right outside. Okay.
Okay. Give him some mouth-to-mouth.
1051
01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:16,687
Did you hear what I said?
Give him some mouth-to-mouth.
1052
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:26,199
More oxygen!
1053
01:18:37,513 --> 01:18:40,209
- Oh, great. Come on.
- What the...
1054
01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:49,582
Hello? Hello?
1055
01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:52,354
Aah. It's dead.
It's completely dead,
1056
01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:55,022
just like everything else
in this roach trap.
1057
01:18:55,097 --> 01:18:58,396
I knew it.
I knew this would happen.
1058
01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:03,734
It's because I'm being punished. I'm being
punished because I missed Mass this morning.
1059
01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:09,200
Hey. A trapdoor.
Of course! A trapdoor!
1060
01:19:09,278 --> 01:19:13,612
All elevators have to have trap doors; that's the
law. With this, you can crawl to the fifth floor!
1061
01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:16,776
Oh, no. You'd better not.
That looks awful dangerous.
1062
01:19:16,852 --> 01:19:19,412
Dangerous?
Why, this isn't dangerous.
1063
01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:22,834
I'll tell you what's dangerous... the time
I got thrown off the Long Island Railroad.
1064
01:19:22,858 --> 01:19:27,420
Now, that was dangerous.
This isn't even moving!
1065
01:19:39,341 --> 01:19:43,573
No. That's what I was afraid of...
a safety interlock.
1066
01:19:43,646 --> 01:19:45,807
We'll never
get these doors open.
1067
01:19:45,881 --> 01:19:50,341
Oh, it's hopeless. The show's already
started. We may as well forget about it.
1068
01:19:50,419 --> 01:19:54,480
Forget about it? Forget about the Beatles?
What, are you screwy or somethin'?
1069
01:19:54,557 --> 01:19:58,049
What else can we do?
We've tried everything else.
1070
01:19:58,127 --> 01:20:01,290
It's only two-eighths-inched
plate glass.
1071
01:20:01,363 --> 01:20:07,131
These doors are pretty flimsy,
like everything else in this fleabag. So?
1072
01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:14,702
Come on!
1073
01:20:14,777 --> 01:20:17,712
What are you waitin' for?
1074
01:20:24,186 --> 01:20:27,451
Just think. In a couple of hours,
you're gonna be Mrs. Eddie Lupus.
1075
01:20:29,124 --> 01:20:32,651
Mrs. Eddie Lupus.
I like the way that sounds.
1076
01:20:32,728 --> 01:20:36,027
Hey, it's gonna
be a great life for us, Mrs. Lupus.
1077
01:20:36,098 --> 01:20:41,559
And why shouldn't it be? I've got a great job. Heck,
I'm in on the ground floor of somethin'really big.
1078
01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:45,971
These plastic furniture covers are the thing of the
future. We'll have to skimp the first few years...
1079
01:20:46,041 --> 01:20:49,807
and we won't be able
to go out much, but who cares?
1080
01:20:49,878 --> 01:20:55,111
We'll have each other. Mr. And Mrs.
Eddie Lupus, till death us do part.
1081
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:58,017
- I'd rather see the Beatles.
- What?
1082
01:20:58,087 --> 01:21:01,250
- Eddie, stop the car. I wanna get out.
- What are you talking about?
1083
01:21:01,323 --> 01:21:05,350
I've got this ticket to see the Beatles,
and I don’t wanna miss it.
1084
01:21:05,427 --> 01:21:11,263
- We're getting married.
- I can't do it, Eddie. I can't marry you.
1085
01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:15,292
- What did you say?
- I just can't marry you. I don't want to any more.
1086
01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,703
Pam, what the hell have you
been doing here in New York?
1087
01:21:17,773 --> 01:21:22,972
- I've just realized that there are more things in life
for me besides marriage. - More thing... Like what?
1088
01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:26,310
Like the Beatles.
Pamela!
1089
01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:29,215
Pamela! You come back here!
Did you hear me?
1090
01:21:29,285 --> 01:21:31,480
Did you hear me?
Come back here!
1091
01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:36,490
More, more. Oh, yeah.
1092
01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:40,688
Faster, faster, faster.
When it's least expected, you're the star.
1093
01:21:40,763 --> 01:21:44,756
Don't miss Candid Camera tonight at 10:00,
9:00 Central, here on CBS. - Ooh, yeah.
1094
01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:47,063
Candid Camera. That's it!
1095
01:21:47,136 --> 01:21:52,005
Come on, Larry.
Come on.
1096
01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:11,357
Hey, Tony, what are you really
gonna do with that ticket?
1097
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,952
I told ya. I'm gonna scalp it.
Do you mind?
1098
01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:17,760
You know, Rosie could really use that ticket. If
you're just gonna sell it to some stranger...
1099
01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:22,827
Look, how am I supposed to find Rosie? You want Rosie
to have a ticket, you go find her and give her yours.
1100
01:22:22,905 --> 01:22:27,001
Oh, my God! That's her!
She's here! Rosie! Hey, Rosie!
1101
01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:29,567
Janis!
Wait a minute!
1102
01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:33,411
I won tickets on the Ra... You won 'em too!
Oh!
1103
01:22:33,482 --> 01:22:35,609
Come on!
1104
01:22:35,684 --> 01:22:37,962
And now, right now, from Paris,
France, Good. Rub it in. Rub it in.
1105
01:22:37,986 --> 01:22:43,481
- Faster. Faster. Oh!
- Here is Pierre Porlier and his performing poodles.
1106
01:22:43,559 --> 01:22:46,551
So let's really bring them on
with a nice welcome, shall we? Come on.
1107
01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:00,908
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1108
01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,501
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
1109
01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:07,106
Hey!
Excuse me.
1110
01:23:10,285 --> 01:23:12,651
Pam!
Rosie!
1111
01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:14,985
What are you doing here?
Oh, I got this ticket.
1112
01:23:15,057 --> 01:23:18,515
Hey, get these mongrels off the stage!
We wanna see some real entertainment.
1113
01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,562
I hate dogs, and I always have.
1114
01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:37,303
Ohh!
1115
01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:41,608
That's good. Oh... Ooh.
Faster. Faster. Faster.
1116
01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:45,585
Oh, that's good.
Now, get the ketchup. Get the ketchup.
1117
01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:48,714
Put a little ketchup
on the side. Ketchup.
1118
01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:51,692
Smile. You're on Candid Camera!
1119
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,320
Hey! Hey!
Watch the birdie! Say "cheese"!
1120
01:23:54,396 --> 01:23:56,508
- What are you doin'? What the hell are you doin'?
- Look. Don't worry.
1121
01:23:56,532 --> 01:24:00,945
I'll have these proofs sent to your house, and you and your
wife can select the prints you'd like at your own convenience.
1122
01:24:00,969 --> 01:24:04,082
- What are you doin' to me? What do you want?
- If you prefer to have the negatives...
1123
01:24:04,106 --> 01:24:07,952
processed somewhere else, I'd be more than happy to
sell them to you at the incredible discount rate...
1124
01:24:07,976 --> 01:24:10,069
of only $50.
1125
01:24:10,145 --> 01:24:12,924
- Fifty bucks? That's blackmail!
- Look, Al, I happen to be in a hurry.
1126
01:24:12,948 --> 01:24:15,940
Fine. Okay. Okay.
Fifty bucks.
1127
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:20,054
Smart move, Al.
1128
01:24:20,122 --> 01:24:24,286
You're never gonna regret this.
You know, I'm lettin' you off easy.
1129
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:26,953
Here's your film, Al.
1130
01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:32,467
You're not goin' any where with my money.
1131
01:24:32,534 --> 01:24:35,025
No! No! No!
1132
01:24:37,306 --> 01:24:42,437
Get your goddamn hands
off her, you...
1133
01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:49,113
Oh, Larry,
you were just wonderful!
1134
01:24:49,184 --> 01:24:53,018
Let's get the hell out of here.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
1135
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:57,548
Just... Just sensational.
I'll be right back with the Beatles...
1136
01:24:57,626 --> 01:24:59,856
after this word about Aeroshave.
1137
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:03,659
Now, ladies and gentlemen
here in the studio audience,
1138
01:25:03,732 --> 01:25:07,600
right after these commercial announcements,
we're going to bring out the Beatles.
1139
01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:17,168
All right now. Just simmer down.
Simmer down. Relax.
1140
01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:20,044
Let's just try to take it easy.
1141
01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:26,888
Shit!
1142
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:29,822
This thing handles pretty well.
1143
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:36,596
Now, I wanna remind you...
all you people... to keep your seats.
1144
01:25:36,665 --> 01:25:38,963
Remain seated
for the entire show.
1145
01:25:39,034 --> 01:25:44,028
All of you stay in your seats, especially
you folks up there in the balcony.
1146
01:25:44,106 --> 01:25:48,543
You... young man up there... would
you please sit down there, please?
1147
01:25:48,610 --> 01:25:51,010
Who, me?
Yes, you.
1148
01:25:51,079 --> 01:25:54,048
Now, will you please
take off that ridiculous hat?
1149
01:25:54,116 --> 01:25:56,846
- Okay, Ed.
- How can people behind s...
1150
01:25:56,919 --> 01:25:59,387
be able to see
with that ridiculous hat on there?
1151
01:25:59,454 --> 01:26:04,551
All right, Ed. Please.
Let's have no more outbursts like that.
1152
01:26:04,626 --> 01:26:07,390
Let's set a nice example... Would
you like me to take my coat off too?
1153
01:26:07,462 --> 01:26:10,761
All right. Take that off, too,
but sit down, please.
1154
01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:13,494
Jesus Christ.
1155
01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:16,595
Whoo-hoo!
1156
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:26,239
Come on! What do you think this is,
a funeral or somethin'?
1157
01:26:26,315 --> 01:26:30,752
Larry, it's a red light!
1158
01:26:30,819 --> 01:26:33,583
I can see it's a red light!
1159
01:26:36,592 --> 01:26:39,789
We want the Beatles!
We want the Beatles! Now, you promised.
1160
01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:44,321
You promised. Look, so far tonight,
you've all been very well behaved.
1161
01:26:44,399 --> 01:26:48,859
Now, let's not spoil it. I don't wanna
have to bring a barber out here.
1162
01:26:48,937 --> 01:26:52,532
That's right. I've got a barber
standing by just in case.
1163
01:26:52,608 --> 01:26:56,442
He's gonna come out and clip
those youngsters with his clipper.
1164
01:26:56,511 --> 01:27:00,174
I'm not kidding. ♪ Brylcreem,
a little dab'll do ya ♪
1165
01:27:00,248 --> 01:27:02,910
♪ Brylcreem, you look so debonair ♪
1166
01:27:02,985 --> 01:27:07,513
♪ Brylcreem, the gals'll all pursue ya ♪
1167
01:27:07,589 --> 01:27:10,057
♪ They love to get their fingers
in your hair ♪
1168
01:27:13,795 --> 01:27:17,128
You nitwit!
1169
01:27:18,934 --> 01:27:21,562
Serves you right, you moron!
1170
01:27:24,673 --> 01:27:28,553
As pain mounts up, you feel dull, depressed, nerves
on edge. Please get those title cards in focus.
1171
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:31,307
You can't read this shit.
How do I know which one's Ringo?
1172
01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:34,543
I think he plays the guitar.
What guitar? There's three guitars.
1173
01:27:34,616 --> 01:27:38,814
Jesus Christ. I've got a headache that's gonna
slam through my ears. Where the hell is Ed?
1174
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,920
It's a one-way street!
I'm only goin' one way.
1175
01:28:38,346 --> 01:28:40,837
You got the 50?
1176
01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:43,009
Yeah.
Come on.
1177
01:29:16,251 --> 01:29:19,220
All right, kid. You're goin' down
a one-way street the wrong way.
1178
01:29:19,287 --> 01:29:22,347
Let me see your license.
1179
01:29:22,424 --> 01:29:27,361
I haven't got a license. You don't have a
license, huh? Then who belongs to this car?
1180
01:29:27,429 --> 01:29:30,296
- It's my father's.
- Okay, kid.
1181
01:29:30,365 --> 01:29:33,578
You're gonna have to go down to the station house
and call your old man from there. Out of the car.
1182
01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:38,130
Excuse me. Excuse me, Officer.
This kid here...
1183
01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:41,801
This kid, he's...
he's my boyfriend,
1184
01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:44,744
and, um, I was just wondering...
1185
01:29:44,813 --> 01:29:47,873
if there's any other way we could
take care of this.
1186
01:29:47,949 --> 01:29:50,816
Driving without a license
is a very serious offense.
1187
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:53,912
I know, Officer, but, uh,
1188
01:29:53,989 --> 01:29:59,552
you think his fine
would be more than $50?
1189
01:30:01,963 --> 01:30:04,830
That sounds about right.
1190
01:30:11,807 --> 01:30:15,243
Well, um, Officer,
1191
01:30:15,310 --> 01:30:18,302
my friend and I were both
really in kind of a hurry.
1192
01:30:18,380 --> 01:30:22,544
And I was wondering... if we were
to pay you the fine right now,
1193
01:30:22,617 --> 01:30:26,519
do you think you could
take care of it for us?
1194
01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:31,025
Well, it's an irregular procedure,
but in this case, I'll make an exception.
1195
01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:33,856
Thank you.
1196
01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:39,795
- All right, kid. I'm gonna give you a break this time.
- Thank you, sir.
1197
01:30:39,868 --> 01:30:42,962
But let this be a lesson to ya.
1198
01:30:47,509 --> 01:30:51,843
- Thanks a lot, Grace.
- Forget it.
1199
01:30:51,913 --> 01:30:54,643
And, you know,
all day yesterday and today,
1200
01:30:54,716 --> 01:30:57,708
the theater's been absolutely jammed
with newspapermen... Oh, my God.
1201
01:30:57,786 --> 01:31:00,531
I'm gonna see Paul. And photographers, and they
all agree there has never been anything...
1202
01:31:00,555 --> 01:31:02,767
Like the excitement caused by these...
I'm gonna see Paul right here.
1203
01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:07,671
Stand by. One minute. When they come out there, I want you to
keep that audio down, mister. I don’t wanna see that needle...
1204
01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:18,304
Tony! Tony, don't do it!
1205
01:31:20,942 --> 01:31:23,467
Janis, what the hell
do ya think you're doin'?
1206
01:31:23,545 --> 01:31:26,742
- What do you think you're doing?
- I know what I'm doing.
1207
01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:29,477
I'm puttin' an end to this
Beatles bullshit once and for all.
1208
01:31:29,551 --> 01:31:35,012
That's crazy, Tony! You could get electrocuted!
You could blow this whole building up!
1209
01:31:35,090 --> 01:31:37,854
You might even get killed!
1210
01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:40,793
Yeah? Well,
what about that scuzzy hair?
1211
01:31:40,862 --> 01:31:44,525
- What if everybody starts runnin' around
lookin' like that? - Oh, please, Tony! Please!
1212
01:31:44,599 --> 01:31:49,536
- Just listen to me for a minute. - Forget it,
Janis! Fifty million TV sets are all gonna go black,
1213
01:31:49,604 --> 01:31:53,836
and there ain't a damn thing that
you or anybody else can do about it!
1214
01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,914
Okay! All right!
1215
01:32:04,986 --> 01:32:07,716
You want 'em?
You got 'em. You got 'em.
1216
01:32:09,324 --> 01:32:11,053
Oh, shit!
1217
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:15,455
So now, ladies and gentlemen,
here they are... the Beatles!
1218
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:20,797
♪ She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1219
01:32:20,869 --> 01:32:23,895
♪ She loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1220
01:32:23,972 --> 01:32:29,877
♪ She loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1221
01:32:29,945 --> 01:32:32,607
♪ You think you've lost your love ♪
1222
01:32:32,681 --> 01:32:35,980
♪ Well, I saw her yesterday ♪
1223
01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:41,614
♪ It's you she's thinkin'of
and she told me what to say ♪
1224
01:32:41,690 --> 01:32:43,749
♪ She says she loves you ♪
1225
01:32:43,825 --> 01:32:48,319
♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪
1226
01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:53,390
♪ Yes, she loves you
and you know you should be glad ♪
1227
01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:58,164
♪ She said you hurt her so ♪
1228
01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:01,367
♪ She almost lost her mind ♪
1229
01:33:01,443 --> 01:33:04,435
♪ But now she says she knows ♪
1230
01:33:04,512 --> 01:33:07,345
♪ You're not the hurting kind ♪
1231
01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:13,320
♪ She says she loves you
and you know that can't be bad ♪
1232
01:33:13,388 --> 01:33:18,849
♪ Yes, she loves you
and you know you should be glad ♪
1233
01:33:18,927 --> 01:33:23,523
♪ Whoo
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1234
01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:25,964
♪ She loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1235
01:33:26,034 --> 01:33:30,733
♪ And with a love like that
you know you should be glad ♪
1236
01:33:32,374 --> 01:33:35,741
♪ You know it's up to you ♪
1237
01:33:35,810 --> 01:33:38,870
♪ I think it's only fair ♪
1238
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:42,110
♪ And pride can hurt you too ♪
1239
01:33:42,183 --> 01:33:45,175
♪ Apologize to her ♪
1240
01:33:45,253 --> 01:33:50,122
♪ Because she loves you
and you know that can't be bad ♪
1241
01:33:51,793 --> 01:33:56,423
♪ She loves you
and you know you should be glad ♪
1242
01:33:56,498 --> 01:34:01,094
♪ Ooh, she loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1243
01:34:01,169 --> 01:34:04,138
♪ She loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1244
01:34:04,205 --> 01:34:08,665
♪ With a love like that
you know you should be glad ♪
1245
01:34:10,378 --> 01:34:15,111
♪ With a love like that
you know you should be glad ♪
1246
01:34:16,618 --> 01:34:21,248
♪ With a love like that
you know you should ♪
1247
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:25,019
♪ Be glad ♪
1248
01:34:25,093 --> 01:34:28,085
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1249
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:33,863
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1250
01:34:51,252 --> 01:34:53,948
I can't believe this.
1251
01:34:56,157 --> 01:35:00,150
I'm gonna dedicate all those fine songs...
1252
01:35:00,228 --> 01:35:03,789
to Johnny Carson, Randy Parr
and Earl Wilson.
1253
01:35:03,865 --> 01:35:06,891
The Beatles'll
be back next week from Miami Beach.
1254
01:35:06,968 --> 01:35:11,428
Also, the fabulous Budapest Ballerinas, a young
impressionist who does a great impression of me...
1255
01:35:11,506 --> 01:35:13,974
Will Jordan... and a host of many,
many fine acts.
1256
01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:18,069
Please drive carefully, and we'll see you again
next week. Good night. Good night. - Rosie. Rosie.
1257
01:35:18,146 --> 01:35:21,274
Rosie. Rosie.
1258
01:35:21,349 --> 01:35:23,977
What happened?
What happened?
1259
01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:29,490
Rosie, you fainted.
You missed the whole show.
1260
01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:33,592
I know. Come on.
Let's get out of here.
1261
01:35:33,661 --> 01:35:36,494
It's all my fault. It's all my fault.
Forget it. Forget it.
1262
01:35:36,564 --> 01:35:38,843
You could've got your pictures, and it's
all my fault. Oh, for goodness sakes.
1263
01:35:38,867 --> 01:35:42,530
Let's just forget it, okay?
Let's not even talk about it anymore.
1264
01:35:42,604 --> 01:35:45,698
Why don't we talk
about something else?
1265
01:35:45,773 --> 01:35:49,834
Why don't we talk about that
dance Friday night, Larry?
1266
01:35:49,911 --> 01:35:54,610
What time you wanna pick me up?
You wanna go to the dance with me?
1267
01:35:54,682 --> 01:35:56,650
Sure.
Yeah?
1268
01:35:56,718 --> 01:35:59,346
- So then you're asking me?
- Yeah.
1269
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:03,220
Yeah. Yeah.
The Valentine's Dance, huh?
1270
01:36:03,291 --> 01:36:06,283
That'll be a gas.
1271
01:36:09,597 --> 01:36:13,089
Here comes the fuzz. I'm gonna be sick.
1272
01:36:15,537 --> 01:36:17,869
Look it. You're on my hands.
I'm not on your hands.
1273
01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:20,840
- - This isn't the right car.
- This isn't the right car.
1274
01:36:20,909 --> 01:36:24,106
There it is! Their car!
Nevermind.
1275
01:36:24,179 --> 01:36:26,157
What are you staring at?
Get these boys out of here.
1276
01:36:26,181 --> 01:36:29,026
- Sure, mister. Sure. - Did you hear me? For
God's sake, get these boys out of here...
1277
01:36:29,050 --> 01:36:32,349
before they're trampled to death.
1278
01:36:32,420 --> 01:36:34,684
Drive, Larry. Drive!
1279
01:36:38,593 --> 01:36:42,962
Oh, great.
1280
01:36:43,031 --> 01:36:45,465
Come on. Come on, driver.
Would you give me a break?
1281
01:36:45,533 --> 01:36:48,525
Pull the choke.
1282
01:36:55,910 --> 01:36:59,539
Look! There they go!
Hey, wait a minute.
1283
01:36:59,614 --> 01:37:03,277
That limo's got Jersey plates.
1284
01:37:03,351 --> 01:37:05,478
Nah. Couldn't be.
1285
01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:08,613
♪ She loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1286
01:37:08,690 --> 01:37:11,716
♪ She loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1287
01:37:11,793 --> 01:37:16,127
♪ She loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1288
01:37:18,499 --> 01:37:20,729
♪ You think you've lost your love ♪
1289
01:37:20,802 --> 01:37:24,135
♪ Well, I saw her yesterday ♪
1290
01:37:24,205 --> 01:37:29,768
♪ It's you she's thinkin' of
and she told me what to say ♪
1291
01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:35,714
♪ She says she loves you
and you know that can't be bad ♪
1292
01:37:36,718 --> 01:37:42,350
♪ Yes, she loves you
and you know you should be glad ♪
1293
01:37:43,358 --> 01:37:46,327
♪ She said you hurt her so ♪
1294
01:37:46,394 --> 01:37:49,522
♪ She almost lost her mind ♪
1295
01:37:49,597 --> 01:37:52,862
♪ But now she says she knows ♪
1296
01:37:52,934 --> 01:37:55,494
♪ You're not the hurting kind ♪
1297
01:37:55,570 --> 01:38:01,475
♪ She says she loves you
and you know that can't be bad ♪
1298
01:38:01,542 --> 01:38:07,003
♪ Yes, she loves you
and you know you should be glad ♪
1299
01:38:07,081 --> 01:38:11,677
♪ Whoo
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1300
01:38:11,753 --> 01:38:15,018
♪ She loves you
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1301
01:38:15,089 --> 01:38:19,753
♪ With a love like that
you know you should be glad ♪
1302
01:38:21,462 --> 01:38:26,695
♪ With a love like that
you know you should be glad ♪
1303
01:38:27,835 --> 01:38:32,534
♪ With a love like that
you know you should ♪
1304
01:38:32,607 --> 01:38:37,044
♪ Be glad ♪
1305
01:38:37,111 --> 01:38:40,137
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1306
01:38:40,214 --> 01:38:44,651
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1306
01:38:45,305 --> 01:38:51,618
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